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Started by 0, October 19, 2009, 09:44:14 PM

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Suu

#195
November 11, 2009, 09:12:20 PM
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY FUCKING HOUSEMATES THEY SAID THEY WOULD TAKE ME DOWNTOWN BY 5 FOR THE FUCKING CONCERT I SWEAR TO GOD IF I GET LOCKED OUT AND UNABLE TO TROOP THIS THERE WILL BE FUCKING BLOOD.

THEY DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND HOW SERIOUSLY I TAKE THE 501ST LEGION, AND IF THEY BLOW THIS THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#196
November 11, 2009, 10:00:46 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 11, 2009, 09:12:20 PM
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY FUCKING HOUSEMATES THEY SAID THEY WOULD TAKE ME DOWNTOWN BY 5 FOR THE FUCKING CONCERT I SWEAR TO GOD IF I GET LOCKED OUT AND UNABLE TO TROOP THIS THERE WILL BE FUCKING BLOOD.

THEY DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND HOW SERIOUSLY I TAKE THE 501ST LEGION, AND IF THEY BLOW THIS THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY.

Wait.

You relied on them?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#197
November 11, 2009, 11:21:34 PM
Um.

Dude.

NEVER take favors from the enemy.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#198
November 11, 2009, 11:22:22 PM
This is kind of like how my ex promised to pay to fix the furnace. I'd rather freeze to death, FUCK HIM, and you should have walked.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Suu

#199
November 13, 2009, 04:39:52 PM
I didn't have a choice. I couldn't get a ride in from anyone else and I have reservations about taking a $200 resin and fiberglass Royal Guard helmet on the bus. Kinda like when I had to ask Herbert for a ride home from work last week. I will suffer to get to where I need to go.

Speaking of suffering, I'm taking off tonight after work to Burlington. If all goes according to plan, I should get there at 4:10am.  :x

9pm: run screaming out of work on a Friday night
9:42pm: board last purple line to Boston
10:55pm: arrive in Boston
11:45pm: bus leaves Boston
4:10am: bus arrives in Burlington

Wrote a letter to the roommates saying I'm going last minute, when I've been planning this for days. The General's new cell phone just came in also, and I'll be faster than express mail. Also, I'm thankful to have coworkers that condone my wacky courses of action, otherwise I wouldn't be able to get out of work by 9 on a Friday. Ever. The train station is also like, right around the corner, so it's not a huge deal, but I want to have a good time buffer.

I also just got in a Fingerhut catalog and the latest US Weekly in the mail. I'll have plenty to read.  :lulz:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

#200
November 21, 2009, 05:37:43 AM
I interrupt this thread of roommate-bashing to bring you the one roommate that I actually like.




I wish I could keeps her.

Damnit. Maybe Herbert will come about and let me get my kittehs when I get into the new place.

Kittehs.  :cry:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

#201
November 22, 2009, 11:10:44 PM
J watching football: "Suu, come here for a sec. I don't get this...why did they do that?"

Me: *watches the replay* Oh that's a reverse.

J: But why did they do that?

Me: *goes into a lengthy description of why and how a reverse play could be executed*

J: I still don't get it. I guess that's why I don't watch football.

Me:  :?


Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

#202
November 23, 2009, 02:20:03 AM
J (from the kitchen): "Do you want brownies?"

Me: "No, I'm full still. Thanks!"

J: "That's because you're SICK."

Me: "I'm not sick anymore, I'll just be coughing for the next month."

J: *muttergrumblewhisper*

C: "What?"

J: *grumblewhisper*

C: *whisper*

Me: "Um...I can still HEAR YOU!"
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Kai

#203
November 23, 2009, 02:42:27 AM
WAT the FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK?
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Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

Suu

#204
November 23, 2009, 02:45:20 AM
I don't know if I can last until Wednesday...I don't. :(
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Triple Zero

#205
November 23, 2009, 07:33:08 AM
something something chilli pepper oil extract something something inconvenient places something?
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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0

#206
November 23, 2009, 10:36:42 AM
Quote from: Kai on November 23, 2009, 02:42:27 AM
WAT the FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK?

Seconded.....It's really funny not being there and knowing all of this. Ammunition for when we leave.

Suu

#207
November 23, 2009, 04:40:29 PM
Quote from: General Stuart on November 23, 2009, 10:36:42 AM
Quote from: Kai on November 23, 2009, 02:42:27 AM
WAT the FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK?

Seconded.....It's really funny not being there and knowing all of this. Ammunition for when we leave.

You're 3rd on my homicide list for leaving me with these tards, you know. At least over at The Monastery I'd have my cats and pork shoulder. Sure, I'd want to castrate and defenestrate Herbert on a regular basis, but at least he never bitched about my cooking.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

#208
November 23, 2009, 08:31:35 PM
Good god.

So the female is done with her latest work contract and is home now...again...until her husband probably forces her to find something else.

She was cleaning the downstairs bathroom when I was upstairs in the shower, so when I came down I was like, "Oh, do you need any help?" And she went, "No, I just cleaned it all myself thanks."

So I get myself some lunch, and after few minutes of me munching away, she sorta snaps at me and goes, "You know, after you're done eating, it would be nice for you to actually help me."

...Didn't I just fucking offer you help?!

Christ...2.5 days and counting.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#209
November 23, 2009, 08:32:47 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 23, 2009, 08:31:35 PM
Good god.

So the female is done with her latest work contract and is home now...again...until her husband probably forces her to find something else.

She was cleaning the downstairs bathroom when I was upstairs in the shower, so when I came down I was like, "Oh, do you need any help?" And she went, "No, I just cleaned it all myself thanks."

So I get myself some lunch, and after few minutes of me munching away, she sorta snaps at me and goes, "You know, after you're done eating, it would be nice for you to actually help me."

...Didn't I just fucking offer you help?!

Christ...2.5 days and counting.

Why even offer?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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