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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Nast on November 03, 2009, 04:32:29 AM

Title: EVEN THOUGH I'M REALLY EXHAUSTED I'M ON THE INTERNET ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: Nast on November 03, 2009, 04:32:29 AM
GO AHEAD I DARE YOU.
Title: Re: EVEN THOUGH I'M REALLY EXHAUSTED I'M ON THE INTERNET ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 03, 2009, 04:33:42 AM
Quote from: Nasturtiums on November 03, 2009, 04:32:29 AM
GO AHEAD I DARE YOU.

What's the last digit of pi?
Title: Re: EVEN THOUGH I'M REALLY EXHAUSTED I'M ON THE INTERNET ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: Jenne on November 03, 2009, 04:33:48 AM
How's Santa Barbara holding up?  I miss it.
Title: Re: EVEN THOUGH I'M REALLY EXHAUSTED I'M ON THE INTERNET ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: Rumckle on November 03, 2009, 04:34:50 AM
meep meep?
Title: Re: EVEN THOUGH I'M REALLY EXHAUSTED I'M ON THE INTERNET ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: President Television on November 03, 2009, 04:35:19 AM
Pikachu?
Title: Re: EVEN THOUGH I'M REALLY EXHAUSTED I'M ON THE INTERNET ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: Nast on November 03, 2009, 04:40:12 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 03, 2009, 04:33:42 AM
Quote from: Nasturtiums on November 03, 2009, 04:32:29 AM
GO AHEAD I DARE YOU.

What's the last digit of pi?

It used to be 6 before they decided to change it to something more polite.
Title: Re: EVEN THOUGH I'M REALLY EXHAUSTED I'M ON THE INTERNET ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: Nast on November 03, 2009, 04:41:43 AM
Quote from: Jenne on November 03, 2009, 04:33:48 AM
How's Santa Barbara holding up?  I miss it.

It's still picturesque and full of palm trees. And we haven't burnt down or been wash away by flood rains yet, so that's nice too.
Title: Re: EVEN THOUGH I'M REALLY EXHAUSTED I'M ON THE INTERNET ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: Nast on November 03, 2009, 04:42:15 AM
Quote from: Rumckle on November 03, 2009, 04:34:50 AM
meep meep?

I DON'T GET IT.

Title: Re: EVEN THOUGH I'M REALLY EXHAUSTED I'M ON THE INTERNET ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: Dysnomia on November 03, 2009, 04:43:20 AM
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Title: Re: EVEN THOUGH I'M REALLY EXHAUSTED I'M ON THE INTERNET ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: President Television on November 03, 2009, 04:44:37 AM
Hey, when I clock?
Title: Re: EVEN THOUGH I'M REALLY EXHAUSTED I'M ON THE INTERNET ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: Nast on November 03, 2009, 04:46:47 AM
Quote from: A giant cock mongler on November 03, 2009, 04:35:19 AM
Pikachu?

I bet that's what you say to all the pretty young girls, teehee.

Nasturtiums,
Is going to frolic about  with frilly pink unicorns.
Title: Re: EVEN THOUGH I'M REALLY EXHAUSTED I'M ON THE INTERNET ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: Nast on November 03, 2009, 04:49:02 AM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on November 03, 2009, 04:43:20 AM
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

NONE BECAUSE IT CAN'T CHUCK WOOD IN THE FIRST PLACE.  :argh!:

I thought you knew that already.
Title: Re: EVEN THOUGH I'M REALLY EXHAUSTED I'M ON THE INTERNET ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 03, 2009, 04:50:24 AM
Quote from: Nasturtiums on November 03, 2009, 04:49:02 AM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on November 03, 2009, 04:43:20 AM
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

NONE BECAUSE IT CAN'T CHUCK WOOD IN THE FIRST PLACE.  :argh!:

I thought you knew that already.

That's not very empowering for the woodchucks.
Title: Re: EVEN THOUGH I'M REALLY EXHAUSTED I'M ON THE INTERNET ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: Nast on November 03, 2009, 04:50:30 AM
Quote from: A giant cock mongler on November 03, 2009, 04:44:37 AM
Hey, when I clock?

First you have to take then all it out.
Title: Re: EVEN THOUGH I'M REALLY EXHAUSTED I'M ON THE INTERNET ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: Nast on November 03, 2009, 04:53:52 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 03, 2009, 04:50:24 AM
Quote from: Nasturtiums on November 03, 2009, 04:49:02 AM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on November 03, 2009, 04:43:20 AM
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

NONE BECAUSE IT CAN'T CHUCK WOOD IN THE FIRST PLACE.  :argh!:

I thought you knew that already.

That's not very empowering for the woodchucks.

As you know, they hardly need any encouragement, the cheeky little things.

And besides, what would happen if they were allowed to chuck wood? Oh sure, first they'd just borrow a few logs, then they'll be demanding equal wages, then before you know it they'll start stealing our women and corrupting our youth with their perversions.
Title: Re: EVEN THOUGH I'M REALLY EXHAUSTED I'M ON THE INTERNET ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: rong on November 03, 2009, 04:54:47 AM
have you ever met a for?
Title: Re: EVEN THOUGH I'M REALLY EXHAUSTED I'M ON THE INTERNET ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: Dysnomia on November 03, 2009, 04:55:16 AM
NASTURTIUMS IS INSENSITIVE TO WOODCHUCKS  :argh!:




FINE THEN, SINCE MY QUESTION ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH




WHAT AM I THINKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW?????
Title: Re: EVEN THOUGH I'M REALLY EXHAUSTED I'M ON THE INTERNET ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: Nast on November 03, 2009, 04:56:37 AM
Quote from: rong on November 03, 2009, 04:54:47 AM
have you ever met a for?

I'm sure I saw one at the bus stop or supermarket, but I probably didn't think much of it.
Title: Re: EVEN THOUGH I'M REALLY EXHAUSTED I'M ON THE INTERNET ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: rong on November 03, 2009, 05:01:09 AM
if time were to stop, how long would it stop for?
Title: Re: EVEN THOUGH I'M REALLY EXHAUSTED I'M ON THE INTERNET ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: Captain Utopia on November 03, 2009, 05:01:19 AM
What are the answers going to be for the next three questions you receive on this thread?
Title: Re: EVEN THOUGH I'M REALLY EXHAUSTED I'M ON THE INTERNET ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: rong on November 03, 2009, 05:02:19 AM
counting this one?
Title: Re: EVEN THOUGH I'M REALLY EXHAUSTED I'M ON THE INTERNET ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: Nast on November 03, 2009, 05:02:27 AM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on November 03, 2009, 04:55:16 AM
NASTURTIUMS IS INSENSITIVE TO WOODCHUCKS  :argh!:




FINE THEN, SINCE MY QUESTION ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH




WHAT AM I THINKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW?????

I'M NOT INSENSITIVE, I'M PROTECTING THIS NATION'S CHILDREN FROM THESE IMPURE  VALUES. IF IT WEREN'T FOR MY SOLE STRUGGLE, LITTLE JOHNNY COULD END UP A PART OF THIS WOOD CHUCKING LIFESTYLE. WHERE WILL IT STOP?

And you're thinking about Abba, for some reason. Why are you thinking about Abba? Stop it right now.
Title: Re: EVEN THOUGH I'M REALLY EXHAUSTED I'M ON THE INTERNET ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: Nast on November 03, 2009, 05:02:48 AM
Quote from: FP on November 03, 2009, 05:01:19 AM
What are the answers going to be for the next three questions you receive on this thread?

Dicks, dicks and dicks.
Title: Re: EVEN THOUGH I'M REALLY EXHAUSTED I'M ON THE INTERNET ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: Nast on November 03, 2009, 05:03:24 AM
Quote from: rong on November 03, 2009, 05:02:19 AM
counting this one?

Dicks.
Title: Re: EVEN THOUGH I'M REALLY EXHAUSTED I'M ON THE INTERNET ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: Dysnomia on November 03, 2009, 05:04:18 AM
Quote from: Nasturtiums on November 03, 2009, 05:02:27 AM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on November 03, 2009, 04:55:16 AM
NASTURTIUMS IS INSENSITIVE TO WOODCHUCKS  :argh!:




FINE THEN, SINCE MY QUESTION ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH




WHAT AM I THINKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW?????

I'M NOT INSENSITIVE, I'M PROTECTING THIS NATION'S CHILDREN FROM THESE IMPURE  VALUES. IF IT WEREN'T FOR MY SOLE STRUGGLE, LITTLE JOHNNY COULD END UP A PART OF THIS WOOD CHUCKING LIFESTYLE. WHERE WILL IT STOP?

And you're thinking about Abba, for some reason. Why are you thinking about Abba? Stop it right now.


HOLYSHIT


I AM ACTUALLY   :eek:


QUICK TELL ME MY FUTUREEEEEE
Title: Re: EVEN THOUGH I'M REALLY EXHAUSTED I'M ON THE INTERNET ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: Captain Utopia on November 03, 2009, 05:04:33 AM
Your mom has twelve...?
Title: Re: EVEN THOUGH I'M REALLY EXHAUSTED I'M ON THE INTERNET ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: Nast on November 03, 2009, 05:11:23 AM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on November 03, 2009, 05:04:18 AM
Quote from: Nasturtiums on November 03, 2009, 05:02:27 AM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on November 03, 2009, 04:55:16 AM
NASTURTIUMS IS INSENSITIVE TO WOODCHUCKS  :argh!:




FINE THEN, SINCE MY QUESTION ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH




WHAT AM I THINKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW?????

I'M NOT INSENSITIVE, I'M PROTECTING THIS NATION'S CHILDREN FROM THESE IMPURE  VALUES. IF IT WEREN'T FOR MY SOLE STRUGGLE, LITTLE JOHNNY COULD END UP A PART OF THIS WOOD CHUCKING LIFESTYLE. WHERE WILL IT STOP?

And you're thinking about Abba, for some reason. Why are you thinking about Abba? Stop it right now.


HOLYSHIT


I AM ACTUALLY   :eek:


QUICK TELL ME MY FUTUREEEEEE

I see a tall dark and handsome stranger in your future, but he'll be afraid of commitment and put wet towels in the hamper even though you tell him not to.
Title: Re: EVEN THOUGH I'M REALLY EXHAUSTED I'M ON THE INTERNET ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: Dysnomia on November 03, 2009, 05:13:16 AM
HOLY SHITTTTTTTTT


I actually am seeing a tall dark and handsome guy (not rly a stranger though), and he IS afraid of commitment (more change than anything else). 



WHAT ELSE DO YOU SEE?  LOTTO NUMBERS?
Title: Re: EVEN THOUGH I'M REALLY EXHAUSTED I'M ON THE INTERNET ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: Nast on November 03, 2009, 05:17:10 AM
Quote from: FP on November 03, 2009, 05:04:33 AM
Your mom has twelve...?

Certainly not dicks, if that's what you were expecting.

She has thirteen of those.
Title: Re: EVEN THOUGH I'M REALLY EXHAUSTED I'M ON THE INTERNET ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: Nast on November 03, 2009, 05:22:45 AM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on November 03, 2009, 05:13:16 AM
HOLY SHITTTTTTTTT


I actually am seeing a tall dark and handsome guy (not rly a stranger though), and he IS afraid of commitment (more change than anything else). 



WHAT ELSE DO YOU SEE?  LOTTO NUMBERS?

21, 26, 33, 37, 46, 47!

DO EEEET!
Title: Re: EVEN THOUGH I'M REALLY EXHAUSTED I'M ON THE INTERNET ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: Dysnomia on November 03, 2009, 05:24:54 AM
I THINK I WILL



IF I WIN I'LL SEND YOU SOME MOOLAHHHHHH
Title: Re: EVEN THOUGH I'M REALLY EXHAUSTED I'M ON THE INTERNET ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: The Johnny on November 03, 2009, 05:28:53 AM
Quote from: Nasturtiums on November 03, 2009, 05:02:27 AM

I'M NOT INSENSITIVE, I'M PROTECTING THIS NATION'S CHILDREN FROM THESE IMPURE  VALUES. IF IT WEREN'T FOR MY SOLE STRUGGLE, LITTLE JOHNNY COULD END UP A PART OF THIS WOOD CHUCKING LIFESTYLE. WHERE WILL IT STOP?

DIMO FIRST AND THEN YOU!? FUCK YOU, IM NOT LITTLE

AND JOHNNYX IS WORRIED ABOUT - HOW MANY WOODCHUCKS WOULD CHUCK NORRIS CHUCK INTO THE WOODS IF CHUCK NORRIS WAS A WOODCHUK THAT CHUKED WOOD!?!?
Title: Re: EVEN THOUGH I'M REALLY EXHAUSTED I'M ON THE INTERNET ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: Dysnomia on November 03, 2009, 05:34:17 AM
Chuck Norris doesn't chuck woodchucks silly.  He stares at them till they chuck themselves. 
Title: Re: EVEN THOUGH I'M REALLY EXHAUSTED I'M ON THE INTERNET ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: The Johnny on November 03, 2009, 05:36:45 AM

<watches Chuck Norris psychokinetically chuck a wood chuck into the woods>

SEE!?
Title: Re: EVEN THOUGH I'M REALLY EXHAUSTED I'M ON THE INTERNET ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: Nast on November 03, 2009, 05:37:52 AM
Quote from: JohNyx on November 03, 2009, 05:28:53 AM
Quote from: Nasturtiums on November 03, 2009, 05:02:27 AM

I'M NOT INSENSITIVE, I'M PROTECTING THIS NATION'S CHILDREN FROM THESE IMPURE  VALUES. IF IT WEREN'T FOR MY SOLE STRUGGLE, LITTLE JOHNNY COULD END UP A PART OF THIS WOOD CHUCKING LIFESTYLE. WHERE WILL IT STOP?

DIMO FIRST AND THEN YOU!? FUCK YOU, IM NOT LITTLE

AND JOHNNYX IS WORRIED ABOUT - HOW MANY WOODCHUCKS WOULD CHUCK NORRIS CHUCK INTO THE WOODS IF CHUCK NORRIS WAS A WOODCHUK THAT CHUKED WOOD!?!?

OH HOW I MOURN YOUR SWEET LOST INNOCENCE, TAKEN AWAY BY THOSE RAPACIOUS RODENTS! BUT IT IS TOO LATE, THEY HAVE ALREADY TAKEN YOU INTO THEIR CLAMMY HANDS.

P.s. I always read your name as "John Nyx", rather than "Johnny X". Isn't that odd?
Title: Re: EVEN THOUGH I'M REALLY EXHAUSTED I'M ON THE INTERNET ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: The Johnny on November 03, 2009, 05:41:37 AM

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Title: Re: EVEN THOUGH I'M REALLY EXHAUSTED I'M ON THE INTERNET ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: The Johnny on November 03, 2009, 05:46:55 AM

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Title: Re: EVEN THOUGH I'M REALLY EXHAUSTED I'M ON THE INTERNET ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: Iason Ouabache on November 03, 2009, 05:45:11 PM
Quote from: Nasturtiums on November 03, 2009, 04:41:43 AM
Quote from: Jenne on November 03, 2009, 04:33:48 AM
How's Santa Barbara holding up?  I miss it.

It's still picturesque and full of palm trees. And we haven't burnt down or been wash away by flood rains yet, so that's nice too.
You're from Santa Barbara? Do you know Shawn Spencer? Is he as funny in person? Also, are you a fan of deliciousness?
Title: Re: EVEN THOUGH I'M REALLY EXHAUSTED I'M ON THE INTERNET ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on November 03, 2009, 06:41:33 PM
How big is too big?
Title: Re: EVEN THOUGH I'M REALLY EXHAUSTED I'M ON THE INTERNET ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: Jenne on November 04, 2009, 03:59:35 PM
Quote from: Nasturtiums on November 03, 2009, 04:41:43 AM
Quote from: Jenne on November 03, 2009, 04:33:48 AM
How's Santa Barbara holding up?  I miss it.

It's still picturesque and full of palm trees. And we haven't burnt down or been wash away by flood rains yet, so that's nice too.

Well, the time will come soon enough, and then my dad will be on the fire lines again, cooking up steaks and potatoes for the firefighters.
Title: Re: EVEN THOUGH I'M REALLY EXHAUSTED I'M ON THE INTERNET ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: President Television on November 07, 2009, 03:24:00 AM
How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a Tootsie Roll Pop?
Title: Re: EVEN THOUGH I'M REALLY EXHAUSTED I'M ON THE INTERNET ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: Nast on November 07, 2009, 04:53:23 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on November 03, 2009, 05:45:11 PM
Quote from: Nasturtiums on November 03, 2009, 04:41:43 AM
Quote from: Jenne on November 03, 2009, 04:33:48 AM
How's Santa Barbara holding up?  I miss it.

It's still picturesque and full of palm trees. And we haven't burnt down or been wash away by flood rains yet, so that's nice too.
You're from Santa Barbara? Do you know Shawn Spencer? Is he as funny in person? Also, are you a fan of deliciousness?

Who's Shawn Spencer? I don't know anyone by that name.

And I do love deliciousness. Deliciousness is sometimes the only thing that keeps me going in this world of mud and tears.
Title: Re: EVEN THOUGH I'M REALLY EXHAUSTED I'M ON THE INTERNET ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: Nast on November 07, 2009, 04:59:25 AM
Quote from: Jenne on November 04, 2009, 03:59:35 PM
Quote from: Nasturtiums on November 03, 2009, 04:41:43 AM
Quote from: Jenne on November 03, 2009, 04:33:48 AM
How's Santa Barbara holding up?  I miss it.

It's still picturesque and full of palm trees. And we haven't burnt down or been wash away by flood rains yet, so that's nice too.

Well, the time will come soon enough, and then my dad will be on the fire lines again, cooking up steaks and potatoes for the firefighters.

I can't imagine cooking on the fire lines would be very pleasant at all, especially with the constant threat of oneself getting cooked.
Title: Re: EVEN THOUGH I'M REALLY EXHAUSTED I'M ON THE INTERNET ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: Iason Ouabache on November 07, 2009, 06:12:38 AM
Quote from: Nasturtiums on November 07, 2009, 04:53:23 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on November 03, 2009, 05:45:11 PM
Quote from: Nasturtiums on November 03, 2009, 04:41:43 AM
Quote from: Jenne on November 03, 2009, 04:33:48 AM
How's Santa Barbara holding up?  I miss it.

It's still picturesque and full of palm trees. And we haven't burnt down or been wash away by flood rains yet, so that's nice too.
You're from Santa Barbara? Do you know Shawn Spencer? Is he as funny in person? Also, are you a fan of deliciousness?

Who's Shawn Spencer? I don't know anyone by that name.

And I do love deliciousness. Deliciousness is sometimes the only thing that keeps me going in this world of mud and tears.
Sorry, I've been watching Psych too much lately. It is set in Santa Barbara but is actually filmed in British Columbia, because the USA Network is cheap.
Title: Re: EVEN THOUGH I'M REALLY EXHAUSTED I'M ON THE INTERNET ASK ME ANYTHING
Post by: Nast on November 07, 2009, 06:37:21 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on November 07, 2009, 06:12:38 AM
Quote from: Nasturtiums on November 07, 2009, 04:53:23 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on November 03, 2009, 05:45:11 PM
Quote from: Nasturtiums on November 03, 2009, 04:41:43 AM
Quote from: Jenne on November 03, 2009, 04:33:48 AM
How's Santa Barbara holding up?  I miss it.

It's still picturesque and full of palm trees. And we haven't burnt down or been wash away by flood rains yet, so that's nice too.
You're from Santa Barbara? Do you know Shawn Spencer? Is he as funny in person? Also, are you a fan of deliciousness?

Who's Shawn Spencer? I don't know anyone by that name.

And I do love deliciousness. Deliciousness is sometimes the only thing that keeps me going in this world of mud and tears.
Sorry, I've been watching Psych too much lately. It is set in Santa Barbara but is actually filmed in British Columbia, because the USA Network is cheap.

Aha, I see.
I just saw a clip and thought it was cute how they think we have pine trees and swathes of green meadows here. Being filmed in BC may explain that little quirk.