Um, so I saw the light and some such and decided to become a discordian. A religion based on chaos and weird psuedo-zen-parable thingys. Cool. I thought about being a Pagan, but that would require me to believe in magic and sacrifice goats at full moon in March. And I want to keep my goats. Just when I was going to give up and become an intravenous meth addict, I stumbled upon your religion. In a drug forum, BTW, I was looking for tips and tricks on how to mainline meth. It's not as easy as you think. Anyway, I was saved by Eris and decided to dedicate myself to Chaos, Randomness, and keeping a pet wolf I will name Jimmy.
I saw that discordians are prohibited from eating hotdog buns. All religions prohibit you from eating something, don't they. . . Anyway, how do I eat my hot dogs now. Just slather a 'raw unbunned dog' with kraut, mustard, and ketchup (yes mustard *and* ketchup) and get it all over my hands? Or could I use a piece of bread. Does that piece of bread now constitute a 'hot dog bun' or is it still bread? Can I use bread of hot dog bun consistency, but not in the shape of a hot dog bun? What if I put the hot dog in a tortilla, or embed it in a maple bar donut? (I call it a maple dog)
Quote from: evil_goat on December 14, 2009, 03:32:31 AM
. . . Anyway, how do I eat my hot dogs now. Just slather a 'raw unbunned dog' with kraut, mustard, and ketchup (yes mustard *and* ketchup) and get it all over my hands? Or could I use a piece of bread. Does that piece of bread now constitute a 'hot dog bun' or is it still bread? Can I use bread of hot dog bun consistency, but not in the shape of a hot dog bun? What if I put the hot dog in a tortilla, or embed it in a maple bar donut? (I call it a maple dog)
You have to mainline them.
QuoteYou have to mainline them.
cool
but no more maple dogs. . .oh well, guess there have to be sacrifices on the path to enlightenment. . .
i'll do it. one time I snorted Tang. it burned a lot.
I - There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess. There is no Erisian Movement but The Erisian Movement and it is The Erisian Movement. And every Golden Apple Corps is the beloved home of a Golden Worm.
II - A Discordian Shall Always use the Official Discordian Document Numbering System.
III - A Discordian is Required during his early Illumination to Go Off Alone & Partake Joyously of a Hot Dog on a Friday; this Devotive Ceremony to Remonstrate against the popular Paganisms of the Day: of Catholic Christendom (no meat on Friday), of Judaism (no meat of Pork), of Hindic Peoples (no meat of Beef), of Buddhists (no meat of animal), and of Discordians (no Hot Dog Buns).
IV - A Discordian shall Partake of No Hot Dog Buns, for Such was the Solace of Our Goddess when She was Confronted with The Original Snub.
V - A Discordian is prohibited from believing what he reads. Including this.
Quote from: evil_goat on December 14, 2009, 04:20:35 AM
i'll do it. one time I snorted Tang. it burned a lot.
Don't you know that snort of behavior is dangerous?
Quote from: evil_goat on December 14, 2009, 03:32:31 AM
I saw that discordians are prohibited from eating hotdog buns. All religions prohibit you from eating something, don't they. . . Anyway, how do I eat my hot dogs now. Just slather a 'raw unbunned dog' with kraut, mustard, and ketchup (yes mustard *and* ketchup) and get it all over my hands? Or could I use a piece of bread. Does that piece of bread now constitute a 'hot dog bun' or is it still bread? Can I use bread of hot dog bun consistency, but not in the shape of a hot dog bun? What if I put the hot dog in a tortilla, or embed it in a maple bar donut? (I call it a maple dog)
You know, you can still eat a hotdog bun in whatever form you are physically capable of. It's just that if you do it in the wrong way, Discordians will think you're not a Really Real Discordian (for realness! fnord.)
Fortunately, Discordians' opinions aren't worth the alcohol-soaked neurons they reside in, so feel free to disregard then.
Do As Thou Wilt, But Remember No-One Likes A Douchebag
Ignore the other posters, they are insane.
The best solution is to officially dub all your buns "unbuns" and then proceed as normal.
This is standard procedure where I come from, and probably where you come from, too.
I have found the best method is to consume them rectally.
Yes, its true, LMNO was actually really real til someone shoved Connecticut up his ass
I blame Mangrove.
Quote from: LMNO on December 14, 2009, 01:53:31 PM
I blame Mangrove.
Everybody blames Mangrove - he's swamped with accusations
Quote from: MMIX on December 14, 2009, 01:56:40 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 14, 2009, 01:53:31 PM
I blame Mangrove.
Everybody blames Mangrove - he's swamped with accusations
Which is better than being swamped with amputations.
Quote from: Doctor Rat Bastard on December 14, 2009, 03:42:28 PM
Quote from: MMIX on December 14, 2009, 03:34:48 PM
Quote from: Doctor Rat Bastard on December 14, 2009, 03:26:18 PM
Quote from: MMIX on December 14, 2009, 01:56:40 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 14, 2009, 01:53:31 PM
I blame Mangrove.
Everybody blames Mangrove - he's swamped with accusations
Which is better than being swamped with amputations.
Though he is 'armless really . .
He was just trying to get a leg up...
you win - I'm stumped
Quote from: evil_goat on December 14, 2009, 03:32:31 AM
I saw that discordians are prohibited from eating hotdog buns.
Yes, but we also require sin, so do whatchalike.
Quote from: evil_goat on December 14, 2009, 03:32:31 AM
I saw that discordians are prohibited from eating hotdog buns. All religions prohibit you from eating something, don't they. . . Anyway, how do I eat my hot dogs now. Just slather a 'raw unbunned dog' with kraut, mustard, and ketchup (yes mustard *and* ketchup) and get it all over my hands? Or could I use a piece of bread. Does that piece of bread now constitute a 'hot dog bun' or is it still bread? Can I use bread of hot dog bun consistency, but not in the shape of a hot dog bun? What if I put the hot dog in a tortilla, or embed it in a maple bar donut? (I call it a maple dog)
Principia scholars suggest that the ban from hot dog buns arises not out of scorn for dietary restrictions of other religions but true distaste for the state of hot dog consumption in society on the part of Mal2. An ongoing debate surrounds that line, one of the many contradictory and vague Discordian tenets. It is theorized that one side notes a lack of creativity in the time the work was written when it comes to hot dogs as a food, their dressing limited to classic mustard, relish, and ketchup. The hot dog bun is generally an enriched white flour good that adds little flavor or creative capability to the act of eating a hot dog. Mal2 was far ahead of his time in noting that a sturdier bun, such as that used to contain sub sandwiches, or even grinders or hoagies, allowed for greater addition of toppings for the classic hot dog.
Some go so far as to believe Mal2 was actually an adherent to the revolutionary hot dog movement of his time, a rather unknown collective made up of hot dog enthusiasts ranging from the most well known chefs to street corner vendors looking for the next step. Julia Child was also believed to be a part of this. If that's the case, it's actually amazing the impact that he had on the world of hot dogs. While the classic hot dog is still our cultural archetype for the food, many a specialty store are serving them on sturdier buns with toppings unfathomable in his day. I've even read of places which split the dog in half and then grill the inside, which is mind boggling even for my modern standards of hot dogs.
Still, a fervent debate rages over whether or not Mal2 was indeed making a commentary on the state of food in the nation, a timely remark well before such thinking became prevalent and necessary for our continued survival. Historically flour was eaten by peasants and common people in its whole grain form, healthier but less decadent than the white flour we see so often today. White flour was expensive and only affordable by nobility and royalty. With the advent of new techniques white flour became the standard in bread making, thus robbing many a people of the nutrition found in its whole wheat counterpart. "Enriching" white flour with vitamins to make it healthier has done little to mimic the benefits of naturally occurring wheat flour nutrients. Mal2, being the prescient mind he was, saw this as the conspiracy of depriving the masses of much vitamins for healthy minds on the part of those in power seeking to more easily manipulate them. Rather than complicate his statement with the proclamation to not eat any white flour based products or to consume only whole wheat, he decided in his wisdom to disavow only a part, to offer only a hint of what more lie beneath the surface - much like the Principia Discordia itself.
Yet others think it's total bullshit.
I. Required sin--excellent! so i can be slothfull, gluttonous, envious, drunk, high, fornicating (hopefully), stealing copper wire from buildings, and lie to everyone, and not feel guilty! I was gonna do all those things anyway, but now I'm guilt free! yay!
II. so the hot dog bun thing may have been to force us to become better people and think of alternatives to crappy white bread lame hot dog buns . . .the maple dog is ok then. What a relief.
III. and, I have to love a place where people have a discussion about the significance of hot dog buns. Hell yeah!
IV. I'm numbering my document.
V. And I don't believe anything I just wrote when I go back and read it.
Quote from: evil_goat on December 14, 2009, 05:32:00 PM
I. Required sin--excellent! so i can be slothfull, gluttonous, envious, drunk, high, fornicating (hopefully), stealing copper wire from buildings, and lie to everyone, and not feel guilty! I was gonna do all those things anyway, but now I'm guilt free! yay!
Excellent.
However, PROTIP: The more often you ingest serious drugs, the less you will get laid by anything other than toothless meth whores. These will look good to you. Then one day, you'll straighten out - even if only long enough to get to your dealer - and you'll realize just exactly what you've been putting your johnson in, and you will throw yourself into the river out of sheer disgust.
Of course, there's probably a downside.
Quote from: evil_goat on December 14, 2009, 05:32:00 PM
IV. I'm numbering my document.
V. And I don't believe anything I just wrote when I go back and read it.
Oh, fuck. A pinealist.
I'm going to pretend you aren't here. This will make me happy. It's also probably going to leave you in a happier state than if I continue to speak to you, or even acknowledge your existence in any way.
Because, you know, references to the pentabarf (and the rest of the PD) haven't been done to fucking death here.
GET ORIGINAL OR GTFO.
That is all. You may now return to mindlessly regurgitating the Principia and other selected works.
Quote from: evil_goat on December 14, 2009, 05:32:00 PM
I. Required sin--excellent! so i can be slothfull, gluttonous, envious, drunk, high, fornicating (hopefully), stealing copper wire from buildings, and lie to everyone, and not feel guilty! I was gonna do all those things anyway, but now I'm guilt free! yay!
II. so the hot dog bun thing may have been to force us to become better people and think of alternatives to crappy white bread lame hot dog buns . . .the maple dog is ok then. What a relief.
III. and, I have to love a place where people have a discussion about the significance of hot dog buns. Hell yeah!
IV. I'm numbering my document.
V. And I don't believe anything I just wrote when I go back and read it.
A) Those aren't sins... they're just monkey rules.
II) No the Omnipotent Grinner was lying.
3) Welcome.
Four - You are not using the Discordian Numbering System though... they'll make you fill out all the forms again if you don't get it right.
23) Excellent, you have learned to bullshit yourself, the first step on the path of cow patties that is "Discordianism".
Quote from: Doctor Rat Bastard on December 14, 2009, 05:39:56 PM
23) Excellent, you have learned to bullshit yourself, the first step on the path of cow patties that is "Discordianism".
Actually, I think he just learned to rip off dead hippies.
I like crappy white bread lame hot dog buns.
This thread is making me want a hot dog. Fuck you.
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on December 14, 2009, 05:50:44 PM
This thread is making me want a hot dog. Fuck you.
This thread is making me want to fuck a hot dog.
Roger, this thread started with the catma of no hot dog buns, and only now you're noticing it's a pinealist thread?
Quote from: LMNO on December 14, 2009, 06:06:58 PM
Roger, this thread started with the catma of no hot dog buns, and only now you're noticing it's a pinealist thread?
I thought it was just some dude being confused about catma. I didn't realize until he ripped off the pentabarf that he was deliberately trying to be a pinealist.
I'm not on my game today.
Quote from: LMNO on December 14, 2009, 06:20:34 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 14, 2009, 06:19:37 PM
I'm not on my game today.
They make a pill for that.
Yeah, I know. Today's side effect is a combination of random chest pains and the feeling of being on fire from head to toe for about 3 seconds, at random periods.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 14, 2009, 05:40:55 PM
Quote from: Doctor Rat Bastard on December 14, 2009, 05:39:56 PM
23) Excellent, you have learned to bullshit yourself, the first step on the path of cow patties that is "Discordianism".
Actually, I think he just learned to rip off dead hippies.
Hey, don't piss all over my fantasy because you hate them. I still like to hold out hope that perhaps Thornley was truly fucking crazy.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 14, 2009, 06:21:29 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 14, 2009, 06:20:34 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 14, 2009, 06:19:37 PM
I'm not on my game today.
They make a pill for that.
... the feeling of being on fire from head to toe for about 3 seconds, at random periods.
Dude, I thought you felt that way all the time...
:wink:
Quote from: rygD on December 14, 2009, 06:23:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 14, 2009, 05:40:55 PM
Quote from: Doctor Rat Bastard on December 14, 2009, 05:39:56 PM
23) Excellent, you have learned to bullshit yourself, the first step on the path of cow patties that is "Discordianism".
Actually, I think he just learned to rip off dead hippies.
Hey, don't piss all over my fantasy because you hate them. I still like to hold out hope that perhaps Thornley was truly fucking crazy.
He was. He was also up to his hips in some very weird shit.
But he's still a dead hippie.
Quote from: Doctor Rat Bastard on December 14, 2009, 06:24:31 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 14, 2009, 06:21:29 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 14, 2009, 06:20:34 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 14, 2009, 06:19:37 PM
I'm not on my game today.
They make a pill for that.
... the feeling of being on fire from head to toe for about 3 seconds, at random periods.
Dude, I thought you felt that way all the time...
:wink:
Normally only in a figurative sense, not a "screaming in agony at my desk for 3 seconds" sense.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 14, 2009, 06:26:08 PM
Quote from: rygD on December 14, 2009, 06:23:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 14, 2009, 05:40:55 PM
Quote from: Doctor Rat Bastard on December 14, 2009, 05:39:56 PM
23) Excellent, you have learned to bullshit yourself, the first step on the path of cow patties that is "Discordianism".
Actually, I think he just learned to rip off dead hippies.
Hey, don't piss all over my fantasy because you hate them. I still like to hold out hope that perhaps Thornley was truly fucking crazy.
He was. He was also up to his hips in some very weird shit.
But he's still a dead hippie.
I have learned to not be utterly disgusted by hippies as much as I was when I was younger. Some of them are ok. I guess I can accept that he was a hippie. I mean look at Charlie Manson.
Quote from: rygD on December 14, 2009, 06:42:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 14, 2009, 06:26:08 PM
Quote from: rygD on December 14, 2009, 06:23:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 14, 2009, 05:40:55 PM
Quote from: Doctor Rat Bastard on December 14, 2009, 05:39:56 PM
23) Excellent, you have learned to bullshit yourself, the first step on the path of cow patties that is "Discordianism".
Actually, I think he just learned to rip off dead hippies.
Hey, don't piss all over my fantasy because you hate them. I still like to hold out hope that perhaps Thornley was truly fucking crazy.
He was. He was also up to his hips in some very weird shit.
But he's still a dead hippie.
I have learned to not be utterly disgusted by hippies as much as I was when I was younger. Some of them are ok. I guess I can accept that he was a hippie. I mean look at Charlie Manson.
Haha! Good old Chuck. He was only trying to have a good time. His mistake was operating on too small of a scale.
Well, I am sure he could do it right if they would let him work in a decent position for the government.
I love toothless meth whores. They're skinny, have no teeth, and are addicted to drugs. So I have something in common with them that I can relate to. It's hard to find a girl you can really connect with, you know. For anyone looking, they're all meth addicts who live in trailer parks. Plus, they always have their freebase pipe, and there's a lot of stuff you can smoke with that damn pipe. It's frikkin' useful.
As for me being unoriginal: maybe. But, maybe, I'm being so unoriginal that it's original. (because everyone's trying so hard to be original)
what the fuck am a talking about, anyway. I'm confusing myself. *puts down Amber's glass freebase pipe, which has DMT vapors slowly floating out of it*
Amber: "make sure you clean that hippie DMT crap out of my pipe you sick little monkey! that crap gave me a bad trip when it got mixed with my meth last time."
Quote from: evil_goat on December 15, 2009, 04:25:33 AM
I love toothless meth whores. They're skinny, have no teeth, and are addicted to drugs. So I have something in common with them that I can relate to. It's hard to find a girl you can really connect with, you know. For anyone looking, they're all meth addicts who live in trailer parks. Plus, they always have their freebase pipe, and there's a lot of stuff you can smoke with that damn pipe. It's frikkin' useful.
As for me being unoriginal: maybe. But, maybe, I'm being so unoriginal that it's original. (because everyone's trying so hard to be original)
what the fuck am a talking about, anyway. I'm confusing myself. *puts down Amber's glass freebase pipe, which has DMT vapors slowly floating out of it*
Amber: "make sure you clean that hippie DMT crap out of my pipe you sick little monkey! that crap gave me a bad trip when it got mixed with my meth last time."
Trying too hard.
Quote from: evil_goat on December 15, 2009, 04:25:33 AM
I'm confusing myself.
Maybe you should sit down, stop talking and take a deep breath. That's not meth, it's Dishwasher detergent. Put your head between your knees so it'll have an easier time seeping into your brain...
Evangelism. What do you need?
1. All people (including *you*) everywhere are doing something horribly wrong, and have to stop
2. All people deserve to go to [bad place goes here] because they do this horrible thing that they can't help doing (original sin, yada yada)
3. The only way not to have nitric acid poured down your throat and your genitals impaled with rusty nails for all eternity in [bad place] is to follow our message
4. Also, the world is going to end within your lifetime. I mean, you're gonna die anyway, so it should be urgent, but for some unknown reason everybody else (and other stuff) dying along with you illogically adds urgency to the situation.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
so, anti-evangelism for Discordianism (it's anti-religion, right?)
1. All people, including *you* are doing everything right all the time, and are wonderful, and should continue
2. All people deserve to go to [good place], unless they don't continue the wonderful stuff they're already doing
3. The only way not to get laid by beautiful angels and have delicious macaroon cookies stuffed down your throat for all eternity in [good place] is to follow our message
4. The world will never go away, and if it does somehow go away, it definitely won't be in your lifetime. Take your time.
my exhaustive research making things negative finished, I'm wondering what conclusion to reach from it. Perhaps it will be so low pressure and refreshing people will convert to it. The whole used-car-salesman high-pressure Christian evangelism (I make the mistake of actually conversing with the fiends once in a while) is sooooooo fucking annoying. Be non-annoying, and they'll see the light, or whatever they're supposed to see. Or not.
:kingmeh:
Eris' domain is hottness :hit:
Quote from: dimo on December 15, 2009, 04:41:34 AM
Quote from: evil_goat on December 15, 2009, 04:25:33 AM
I'm confusing myself.
Maybe you should sit down, stop talking and take a deep breath. That's not meth, it's Dishwasher detergent. Put your head between your knees so it'll have an easier time seeping into your brain...
I can't fucking stand it, Dimo.
They all show up trying to wow us on their first day, and it makes me want to find power tools and head down to the old folks' home. Seriously. It's like watching intelligent people chew on paint chips. It makes me fucking crazy. And you can't talk them out of it, they dig in their heels and they're gonna SHOW YOU man, they're gonna SHOW YOU ALL just how wacky and outlandish they really are.
It makes me want to quit this shit and become a Goddamned Calvinist, because at least they get to hit their recruits when they get like this. No shit. I can't deal with it anymore, it's all become so Goddamned tedious. Each one of the fuckers is JUST LIKE THE LAST ONE, and they KEEP COMING like an army of faceless fucking drones or those terminator thingies from Ahnold's movies, except instead of wisecracking in a thick German accent (because robots are all fucking German, don't question it), they babble and jabber nonsense until the rage and hate backs up into my skull and finds a weak spot. And you'll all taste my brain meat before we're done here.
And not even THAT will stop the little retards. They'll think they've "mindfucked" me, when all they've done is goddamn bore me to death.
Dimo, kill them. Kill them all. Your spiritual adviser commands you. Start with the East coast and move left.
Richter, of course, is to be spared, as is Squid. Use Cram as a club to finish these bastards off.
Okay for now,
Roger.
Quote from: evil_goat on December 15, 2009, 05:07:38 AM
Eris' domain is hottness :hit:
Just shut the fuck up. No, really. You aren't funny, you aren't new, you are a fucking clone of every other pinealist that's ever dragged their ignorant fucking carcasses through here. Please do something unpleasant to yourself now. Unhealthy would be good, too.
Just get the fuck off of the planet. Make the news, man. Make the news.
MAHDI! He is the one prophesied by shai-hulud!
Watch out, when the Mahdi comes his boys are gonna ride giant worms to Washington D.C. and the Mahdi will kill Obama in a knife duel.
Quote from: evil_goat on December 15, 2009, 05:18:41 AM
MAHDI! He is the one prophesied by shai-hulud!
Watch out, when the Mahdi comes his boys are gonna ride giant worms to Washington D.C. and the Mahdi will kill Obama in a knife duel.
This is the shit we have to put up with.
Couple more posts like this, and I'm gonna start a fail thread for this fucking clown.
I laughed my ass off, at my own joke. I just laughed right now looking at it again. People think it's stupid, but I think it's the comedy form of masturbation. Actually, I wanted the lovey dovey smiley face with with hearts floating off of it, but all I could find was a teddy bear fucking a sheep. Whatever.
Quote from: evil_goat on December 15, 2009, 05:23:37 AM
I laughed my ass off, at my own joke. I just laughed right now looking at it again. People think it's stupid, but I think it's the comedy form of masturbation. Actually, I wanted the lovey dovey smiley face with with hearts floating off of it, but all I could find was a teddy bear fucking a sheep. Whatever.
Okay, that does it. Fail thread, coming right up.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2009, 05:10:54 AM
Quote from: dimo on December 15, 2009, 04:41:34 AM
Quote from: evil_goat on December 15, 2009, 04:25:33 AM
I'm confusing myself.
Maybe you should sit down, stop talking and take a deep breath. That's not meth, it's Dishwasher detergent. Put your head between your knees so it'll have an easier time seeping into your brain...
I can't fucking stand it, Dimo.
They all show up trying to wow us on their first day, and it makes me want to find power tools and head down to the old folks' home. Seriously. It's like watching intelligent people chew on paint chips. It makes me fucking crazy. And you can't talk them out of it, they dig in their heels and they're gonna SHOW YOU man, they're gonna SHOW YOU ALL just how wacky and outlandish they really are.
It makes me want to quit this shit and become a Goddamned Calvinist, because at least they get to hit their recruits when they get like this. No shit. I can't deal with it anymore, it's all become so Goddamned tedious. Each one of the fuckers is JUST LIKE THE LAST ONE, and they KEEP COMING like an army of faceless fucking drones or those terminator thingies from Ahnold's movies, except instead of wisecracking in a thick German accent (because robots are all fucking German, don't question it), they babble and jabber nonsense until the rage and hate backs up into my skull and finds a weak spot. And you'll all taste my brain meat before we're done here.
And not even THAT will stop the little retards. They'll think they've "mindfucked" me, when all they've done is goddamn bore me to death.
Dimo, kill them. Kill them all. Your spiritual adviser commands you. Start with the East coast and move left.
Richter, of course, is to be spared, as is Squid. Use Cram as a club to finish these bastards off.
Okay for now,
Roger.
Bump for the important shit.
How do you all get rid of the persistent ones? The ones that've come in so far have been like all, "Oh, I'm not wowing you? Aw. Ok, then, I guess i'll stop..."
ETA: And by get rid of, I mean deal with. Sorry.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on December 15, 2009, 05:36:49 AM
How do you all get rid of the persistent ones? The ones that've come in so far have been like all, "Oh, I'm not wowing you? Aw. Ok, then, I guess i'll stop..."
Seriously? There have only been about two dozen in 7 years. A few have been banned, a few had account problems (legit and otherwise) that nobody could be arsed to fix, and the rest were finally run off when they realized that they had, once again, done nothing but make assholes of themselves, and had once again failed to make a single friend.
Even for dumbfucks, negative attention must eventually wear thin.
this is awesome. I don't know why it's so funny. what else can I fail at?
everybody should visit this site: http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com (http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com)
Muhahahaha! I know you hate those badgers!
Quote from: evil_goat on December 15, 2009, 05:40:13 AM
this is awesome. I don't know why it's so funny. what else can I fail at?
everybody should visit this site: http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com (http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com)
Muhahahaha! I know you hate those badgers!
See what I mean, Freeky? Tiresome.
Quote from: evil_goat on December 15, 2009, 05:40:13 AM
this is awesome. I don't know why it's so funny. what else can I fail at?
everybody should visit this site: http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com (http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com)
Muhahahaha! I know you hate those badgers!
WTF is this shit? :crankey:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2009, 05:39:44 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on December 15, 2009, 05:36:49 AM
How do you all get rid of the persistent ones? The ones that've come in so far have been like all, "Oh, I'm not wowing you? Aw. Ok, then, I guess i'll stop..."
Seriously? There have only been about two dozen in 7 years. A few have been banned, a few had account problems (legit and otherwise) that nobody could be arsed to fix, and the rest were finally run off when they realized that they had, once again, done nothing but make assholes of themselves, and had once again failed to make a single friend.
Even for dumbfucks, negative attention must eventually wear thin.
That isn't bad, when you look at it in the long run.
Perhaps this one is a troll? It's acting like one.
Quote from: Nasturtiums on December 15, 2009, 05:44:50 AM
Quote from: evil_goat on December 15, 2009, 05:40:13 AM
this is awesome. I don't know why it's so funny. what else can I fail at?
everybody should visit this site: http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com (http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com)
Muhahahaha! I know you hate those badgers!
WTF is this shit? :crankey:
Relax. I pretty much have him contained in this one thread. I will simply merge his response until he leaves or learns to interact like an intelligent being.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on December 15, 2009, 05:46:10 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2009, 05:39:44 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on December 15, 2009, 05:36:49 AM
How do you all get rid of the persistent ones? The ones that've come in so far have been like all, "Oh, I'm not wowing you? Aw. Ok, then, I guess i'll stop..."
Seriously? There have only been about two dozen in 7 years. A few have been banned, a few had account problems (legit and otherwise) that nobody could be arsed to fix, and the rest were finally run off when they realized that they had, once again, done nothing but make assholes of themselves, and had once again failed to make a single friend.
Even for dumbfucks, negative attention must eventually wear thin.
That isn't bad, when you look at it in the long run.
Perhaps this one is a troll? It's acting like one.
No, Freeky, this is what we call a "pinealist". It is his self-imposed task to be WACKY and ZANY pretty much ALL THE TIME.
He hasn't realized that it makes everyone hate him...and when he does realize it, he'll monkey out and do it ON PURPOSE just to SHOW US ALL. Then he'll eventually bugger off to the Myspace Discordian crowd, and bitch about what a pack of assholes we are for not recognizing his genius, and how we're all FAKE DISCORDIANS.
It's fucking formulaic. You can set your fucking watch to it.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2009, 05:50:11 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on December 15, 2009, 05:46:10 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2009, 05:39:44 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on December 15, 2009, 05:36:49 AM
How do you all get rid of the persistent ones? The ones that've come in so far have been like all, "Oh, I'm not wowing you? Aw. Ok, then, I guess i'll stop..."
Seriously? There have only been about two dozen in 7 years. A few have been banned, a few had account problems (legit and otherwise) that nobody could be arsed to fix, and the rest were finally run off when they realized that they had, once again, done nothing but make assholes of themselves, and had once again failed to make a single friend.
Even for dumbfucks, negative attention must eventually wear thin.
That isn't bad, when you look at it in the long run.
Perhaps this one is a troll? It's acting like one.
No, Freeky, this is what we call a "pinealist". It is his self-imposed task to be WACKY and ZANY pretty much ALL THE TIME.
He hasn't realized that it makes everyone hate him...and when he does realize it, he'll monkey out and do it ON PURPOSE just to SHOW US ALL. Then he'll eventually bugger off to the Myspace Discordian crowd, and bitch about what a pack of assholes we are for not recognizing his genius, and how we're all FAKE DISCORDIANS.
It's fucking formulaic. You can set your fucking watch to it.
.....
Fail.
In before Daruko.
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on December 15, 2009, 05:58:51 AM
In before Daruko.
:crankey:
I keep forgetting that.
But this is more "Mal3 meets The Lamanite".
How likely do you think it is that he'll eventually go for the Social Experiment? I mean, he's already getting close to the Really Real Discordian phase, it's only logical progression.
this is funny. i've never managed to be hated so quickly. i'll be the evil nemesis here, hiding in my fortress and gathering an army of dancing badgers. maybe even trance dancing badgers.
am I a troll, nah, just bored. I only lived under a bridge one time, and I prefer pointy sticks to clubs. Peace out, I have to go eat Top Ramen.
Quote from: evil_goat on December 15, 2009, 06:07:57 AM
this is funny. i've never managed to be hated so quickly. i'll be the evil nemesis here, hiding in my fortress and gathering an army of dancing badgers. maybe even trance dancing badgers.
am I a troll, nah, just bored. I only lived under a bridge one time, and I prefer pointy sticks to clubs. Peace out, I have to go eat Top Ramen.
Don't hurry back. And no, while you can gather whatever you like, your posts will all wind up in this thread, in something less than 24 hours.
More like 12 at the outside.
Because you are boring.
Quote from: Nasturtiums on December 15, 2009, 06:02:01 AM
How likely do you think it is that he'll eventually go for the Social Experiment? I mean, he's already getting close to the Really Real Discordian phase, it's only logical progression.
He'll go social experiment followed by disillusioned and bitter. He'll bypass the really real part.
He's already bragging to me that he "fucks everything up, it's what he does..."
The only good news is that this fail monkey is going to be a particular pleasure to drop on the Myspace crowd. I already feel like Paul Tibbets.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2009, 05:10:54 AM
Quote from: dimo on December 15, 2009, 04:41:34 AM
Quote from: evil_goat on December 15, 2009, 04:25:33 AM
I'm confusing myself.
Maybe you should sit down, stop talking and take a deep breath. That's not meth, it's Dishwasher detergent. Put your head between your knees so it'll have an easier time seeping into your brain...
I can't fucking stand it, Dimo.
They all show up trying to wow us on their first day, and it makes me want to find power tools and head down to the old folks' home. Seriously. It's like watching intelligent people chew on paint chips. It makes me fucking crazy. And you can't talk them out of it, they dig in their heels and they're gonna SHOW YOU man, they're gonna SHOW YOU ALL just how wacky and outlandish they really are.
It makes me want to quit this shit and become a Goddamned Calvinist, because at least they get to hit their recruits when they get like this. No shit. I can't deal with it anymore, it's all become so Goddamned tedious. Each one of the fuckers is JUST LIKE THE LAST ONE, and they KEEP COMING like an army of faceless fucking drones or those terminator thingies from Ahnold's movies, except instead of wisecracking in a thick German accent (because robots are all fucking German, don't question it), they babble and jabber nonsense until the rage and hate backs up into my skull and finds a weak spot. And you'll all taste my brain meat before we're done here.
And not even THAT will stop the little retards. They'll think they've "mindfucked" me, when all they've done is goddamn bore me to death.
Dimo, kill them. Kill them all. Your spiritual adviser commands you. Start with the East coast and move left.
Richter, of course, is to be spared, as is Squid. Use Cram as a club to finish these bastards off.
Okay for now,
Roger.
Y'know, Rog, you're absolutely right. But it wasn't all that long ago that I was eating paint chips myself. Heck, I can kinda still taste 'em. The whole fact of the matter is that these goofs are either going to realize that we don't find their choice of dietary supplements to be entertaining or amusing
or their going to die from lead poisoning. In fact, looking at some of the symptoms, I'd say the leads about to finish him off. Irritability, aggressiveness, hyperactivity, being easily distracted, impulsiveness, learning problems. Yeah, I'd say that he's well on his way, so let's not worry too much about him. We can just roll him over into a corner and throw a tarp over him until he's finished and, in the mean time, just ignore his delirious moanings, it'll be over soon enough.
Moving along, you don't wanna a be a Calvanist, Rog. The violence and negative reinforcement are all good and fine, but those people
don't bathe! Even frikkin' animals bathe, Rog. Animals!
Kill them? Kill them I will, and not with "kindness" or any of that other passive-resistance bull-shit either. Nope, if you're gonna kill them, there's only one way to do it and, if you do it right, it results in death. I have me a small platoon ready to start marching as soon as I get that goddamn land fief from Suu. And honestly, if anything, I'd make a better club...
Quote from: dimo on December 15, 2009, 04:05:15 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2009, 05:10:54 AM
Quote from: dimo on December 15, 2009, 04:41:34 AM
Quote from: evil_goat on December 15, 2009, 04:25:33 AM
I'm confusing myself.
Maybe you should sit down, stop talking and take a deep breath. That's not meth, it's Dishwasher detergent. Put your head between your knees so it'll have an easier time seeping into your brain...
I can't fucking stand it, Dimo.
They all show up trying to wow us on their first day, and it makes me want to find power tools and head down to the old folks' home. Seriously. It's like watching intelligent people chew on paint chips. It makes me fucking crazy. And you can't talk them out of it, they dig in their heels and they're gonna SHOW YOU man, they're gonna SHOW YOU ALL just how wacky and outlandish they really are.
It makes me want to quit this shit and become a Goddamned Calvinist, because at least they get to hit their recruits when they get like this. No shit. I can't deal with it anymore, it's all become so Goddamned tedious. Each one of the fuckers is JUST LIKE THE LAST ONE, and they KEEP COMING like an army of faceless fucking drones or those terminator thingies from Ahnold's movies, except instead of wisecracking in a thick German accent (because robots are all fucking German, don't question it), they babble and jabber nonsense until the rage and hate backs up into my skull and finds a weak spot. And you'll all taste my brain meat before we're done here.
And not even THAT will stop the little retards. They'll think they've "mindfucked" me, when all they've done is goddamn bore me to death.
Dimo, kill them. Kill them all. Your spiritual adviser commands you. Start with the East coast and move left.
Richter, of course, is to be spared, as is Squid. Use Cram as a club to finish these bastards off.
Okay for now,
Roger.
Y'know, Rog, you're absolutely right. But it wasn't all that long ago that I was eating paint chips myself. Heck, I can kinda still taste 'em. The whole fact of the matter is that these goofs are either realize that we don't find their choice of dietary supplements to be entertaining or amusing or their going to die from lead poisoning. In fact, looking at some of the symptoms, I'd say the leads about to finish him off. Irritability, aggressiveness, hyperactivity, being easily distracted, impulsiveness, learning problems. Yeah, I'd say that he's well on his way, so let's not worry to much about him. We can just roll him over into a corner and throw a tarp over him until he's finished and, in the mean time, just ignore his delirious moanings, it'll be over soon enough.
Moving along, you don't wanna a be a Calvanist, Rog. The violence and negative reinforcement are all good and fine, but those people don't bathe! Even frikkin' animals bathe, Rog. Animals!
Kill them? Kill them I will, and not with "kindness" or any of that other passive-resistance bull-shit either. Nope, if you're gonna kill them, there's only one way to do it and, if you do it right, it results in death. I have me a small platoon ready to start marching as soon as I get that goddamn land fief from Suu. And honestly, if anything, I'd make a better club...
Please to be sidestepping St. Louis, or at least my little part of it!
And to the OP..... that Bdeger Badger Badger shit is what 10 years old? Couldn't you come up with something new? Damn!
Everything in my path will be destroyed or assimilated. My advice to you is you should just start wrecking the place up in anticipation of our arrival and be ready to jump on the death-train as it rolls by.
Evil Goat, please read http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=15658.0 (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=15658.0) I think that will clear up the misunderstandings here.
Quote from: Cain on December 14, 2009, 10:48:13 AM
Do As Thou Wilt, But Remember No-One Likes A Douchebag
Troof, and I think I finally found the perfect wording to sum up my personal philosophy. Thanks!
Oy.
Seven minutes of my life I'll never get back.
A 5 page thread already?
I expected some pretty heavy fail. But it turns out the guy's only made 15 posts? :boring:
yuo got my hopes up
Quote from: Cramulus on December 15, 2009, 08:02:18 PM
A 5 page thread already?
I expected some pretty heavy fail. But it turns out the guy's only made 15 posts? :boring:
yuo got my hopes up
Fuck it. Someone else can clean up the poop, I suppose, since there seems to be a minimum requirement of which I am unaware.
Hey goat, you're off your leash. If you shit anywhere, let Cram know, wouldja? Seeing as how I'm doing it wrong.
Quote from: Cramulus on December 15, 2009, 08:02:18 PM
A 5 page thread already?
I expected some pretty heavy fail. But it turns out the guy's only made 15 posts? :boring:
yuo got my hopes up
HA! It was all a setup in order to dash your hopes and dreams!!
As fun as it is to quarantine them, I think we should hold off on "unlimited fail" threads until they reach a point, say 50 posts, where it has become evident that their fail is, indeed, unlimited.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2009, 08:04:54 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on December 15, 2009, 08:02:18 PM
A 5 page thread already?
I expected some pretty heavy fail. But it turns out the guy's only made 15 posts? :boring:
yuo got my hopes up
Fuck it. Someone else can clean up the poop, I suppose, since there seems to be a minimum requirement of which I am unaware.
Hey goat, you're off your leash. If you shit anywhere, let Cram know, wouldja? Seeing as how I'm doing it wrong.
OMGZ!! You had 23 posts before this one...
OMGZ 23LOLPINEALFNORDLAWLOF5'S!!!!!!! Now we know your pineal truth Roger!!!!
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on December 15, 2009, 08:07:37 PM
As fun as it is to quarantine them, I think we should hold off on "unlimited fail" threads until they reach a point, say 50 posts, where it has become evident that their fail is, indeed, unlimited.
Okay, I just thought that 12 posts in about 30 seconds - all of which are pinealist attempts at showing us how it's done - should set off alarm bells.
But apparently, I am too heavy handed. This one is all Cram's.
I'll even put the poop back in everyones' threads, if y'all would like.
Quote from: Doctor Rat Bastard on December 15, 2009, 08:08:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2009, 08:04:54 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on December 15, 2009, 08:02:18 PM
A 5 page thread already?
I expected some pretty heavy fail. But it turns out the guy's only made 15 posts? :boring:
yuo got my hopes up
Fuck it. Someone else can clean up the poop, I suppose, since there seems to be a minimum requirement of which I am unaware.
Hey goat, you're off your leash. If you shit anywhere, let Cram know, wouldja? Seeing as how I'm doing it wrong.
OMGZ!! You had 23 posts before this one...
OMGZ 23LOLPINEALFNORDLAWLOF5'S!!!!!!! Now we know your pineal truth Roger!!!!
You caught me. For reals.
From now on, I will stop trying to stop this shit, unless directed to do so by ECH, as I am sick of being made out to be the Pol Pot of the board.
For what it's worth, I thought you did the right thing.
Grouping bullshit posts is different that editing or banning.
If Evil Goat produces content, it will undoubtedly remain where it was posted.
Quote from: LMNO on December 15, 2009, 08:19:46 PM
For what it's worth, I thought you did the right thing.
Grouping bullshit posts is different that editing or banning.
If Evil Goat produces content, it will undoubtedly remain where it was posted.
I thought so too.
Quote from: LMNO on December 15, 2009, 08:19:46 PM
For what it's worth, I thought you did the right thing.
Grouping bullshit posts is different that editing or banning.
If Evil Goat produces content, it will undoubtedly remain where it was posted.
He did, and I left it be. 2 posts.
But that apparently isn't good enough, and if Cram wants to be a fucking critic, HE can clean up after the retards when they show up splattering high quality posts about "IMA DO METH" all over the board.
Jesus H Fucking Christ.
I read it as Cram was hoping for more FAIL from Goat, not that you shouldn't have grouped it together.
But I ain't gonna speak for him.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2009, 08:10:52 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on December 15, 2009, 08:07:37 PM
As fun as it is to quarantine them, I think we should hold off on "unlimited fail" threads until they reach a point, say 50 posts, where it has become evident that their fail is, indeed, unlimited.
Okay, I just thought that 12 posts in about 30 seconds - all of which are pinealist attempts at showing us how it's done - should set off alarm bells.
But apparently, I am too heavy handed. This one is all Cram's.
I'll even put the poop back in everyones' threads, if y'all would like.
Well, no, you have a point, it's just that sometimes people start out all pinealist and figure it out by the time they hit 50 posts, but if they get quarantined they'll probably just leave.
Which might be nice, in most cases, I'm just thinking of the few where they might have promise and get spooked before they have the chance to figure out the whole pinealism schtick is old and tired.
omg, you're PMming me too?
yo, all i said was that I was hoping for more fail than 15 posts and 75 posts commenting on that. I didn't even mention the 50 post suggestion, which is apparently incredibly offensive to bring up.
not trying to depict you as the board pol pot or overthrow you or show everyone that "roger can't be trusted" or any other such amazing hyperbole
christ, it gets so fucking emotional around here sometimes
let me know when I'm permitted to express my opinion again
FIGHT! FIGHT!
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2009, 08:17:58 PM
Quote from: Doctor Rat Bastard on December 15, 2009, 08:08:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2009, 08:04:54 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on December 15, 2009, 08:02:18 PM
A 5 page thread already?
I expected some pretty heavy fail. But it turns out the guy's only made 15 posts? :boring:
yuo got my hopes up
Fuck it. Someone else can clean up the poop, I suppose, since there seems to be a minimum requirement of which I am unaware.
Hey goat, you're off your leash. If you shit anywhere, let Cram know, wouldja? Seeing as how I'm doing it wrong.
OMGZ!! You had 23 posts before this one...
OMGZ 23LOLPINEALFNORDLAWLOF5'S!!!!!!! Now we know your pineal truth Roger!!!!
You caught me. For reals.
From now on, I will stop trying to stop this shit, unless directed to do so by ECH, as I am sick of being made out to be the Pol Pot of the board.
Um... I wasn't calling you PolPot... I was calling you out for being the Secret Pinealist that you are with your sneaky 23's.
:lulz:
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on December 15, 2009, 08:25:33 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2009, 08:10:52 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on December 15, 2009, 08:07:37 PM
As fun as it is to quarantine them, I think we should hold off on "unlimited fail" threads until they reach a point, say 50 posts, where it has become evident that their fail is, indeed, unlimited.
Okay, I just thought that 12 posts in about 30 seconds - all of which are pinealist attempts at showing us how it's done - should set off alarm bells.
But apparently, I am too heavy handed. This one is all Cram's.
I'll even put the poop back in everyones' threads, if y'all would like.
Well, no, you have a point, it's just that sometimes people start out all pinealist and figure it out by the time they hit 50 posts, but if they get quarantined they'll probably just leave.
Which might be nice, in most cases, I'm just thinking of the few where they might have promise and get spooked before they have the chance to figure out the whole pinealism schtick is old and tired.
Yeah, I thought about that, and I PMd him concerning his behavior. I won't response his response, of course (except to the other admins if it becomes important) but the general gist was that he was here to fuck the place up because that's what he does. So I took action earlier than normal.
Like I said, if anyone is really missing his responses in their threads, I will be more than happy to put them back.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2009, 08:30:24 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on December 15, 2009, 08:25:33 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2009, 08:10:52 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on December 15, 2009, 08:07:37 PM
As fun as it is to quarantine them, I think we should hold off on "unlimited fail" threads until they reach a point, say 50 posts, where it has become evident that their fail is, indeed, unlimited.
Okay, I just thought that 12 posts in about 30 seconds - all of which are pinealist attempts at showing us how it's done - should set off alarm bells.
But apparently, I am too heavy handed. This one is all Cram's.
I'll even put the poop back in everyones' threads, if y'all would like.
Well, no, you have a point, it's just that sometimes people start out all pinealist and figure it out by the time they hit 50 posts, but if they get quarantined they'll probably just leave.
Which might be nice, in most cases, I'm just thinking of the few where they might have promise and get spooked before they have the chance to figure out the whole pinealism schtick is old and tired.
Yeah, I thought about that, and I PMd him concerning his behavior. I won't response his response, of course (except to the other admins if it becomes important) but the general gist was that he was here to fuck the place up because that's what he does. So I took action earlier than normal.
Like I said, if anyone is really missing his responses in their threads, I will be more than happy to put them back.
Did you post about PMing him? I don't remember. Anyway, considering his stated intent in PM, consolidating his fail seems perfectly reasonable.
Quote from: Cramulus on December 15, 2009, 08:27:34 PM
omg, you're PMming me too?
yo, all i said was that I was hoping for more fail than 15 posts and 75 posts commenting on that. I didn't even mention the 50 post suggestion, which is apparently incredibly offensive to bring up.
not trying to depict you as the board pol pot or overthrow you or show everyone that "roger can't be trusted" or any other such amazing hyperbole
christ, it gets so fucking emotional around here sometimes
let me know when I'm permitted to express my opinion again
You can express anything you want (and you can deliberately make it just as insulting and intentionally humiliating as you please, just like in this thread, too!). I am not telling you to express or not express anything. I'm just saying what I'M not going to do.
ETA: One additional thing I won't do is bother with PMs in the future.
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on December 15, 2009, 08:32:10 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2009, 08:30:24 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on December 15, 2009, 08:25:33 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2009, 08:10:52 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on December 15, 2009, 08:07:37 PM
As fun as it is to quarantine them, I think we should hold off on "unlimited fail" threads until they reach a point, say 50 posts, where it has become evident that their fail is, indeed, unlimited.
Okay, I just thought that 12 posts in about 30 seconds - all of which are pinealist attempts at showing us how it's done - should set off alarm bells.
But apparently, I am too heavy handed. This one is all Cram's.
I'll even put the poop back in everyones' threads, if y'all would like.
Well, no, you have a point, it's just that sometimes people start out all pinealist and figure it out by the time they hit 50 posts, but if they get quarantined they'll probably just leave.
Which might be nice, in most cases, I'm just thinking of the few where they might have promise and get spooked before they have the chance to figure out the whole pinealism schtick is old and tired.
Yeah, I thought about that, and I PMd him concerning his behavior. I won't response his response, of course (except to the other admins if it becomes important) but the general gist was that he was here to fuck the place up because that's what he does. So I took action earlier than normal.
Like I said, if anyone is really missing his responses in their threads, I will be more than happy to put them back.
Did you post about PMing him? I don't remember. Anyway, considering his stated intent in PM, consolidating his fail seems perfectly reasonable.
You'd think so. But apparently it's :boring: -worthy.
I'm a little pissed off about this. Mostly that he felt the need to put the :boring: in, to maximize the humiliation potential.
I think you might be overreacting and reading-in, Roger.
Man, I was really starting to have fun with this. Let's all just pretend the past few posts didn't happen so we can all continue discussing the side-effects of lead poisoning on pinealists.
Quote from: dimo on December 15, 2009, 08:45:17 PM
Man, I was really starting to have fun with this. Let's all just pretend the past few posts didn't happen so we can all continue discussing the side-effects of lead poisoning on pinealists.
I'm with Dimo - way to kill the thread again Enki. :|
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on December 15, 2009, 08:43:56 PM
I think you might be overreacting and reading-in, Roger.
That's always a possibility. However, the :boring: thing seems to have been put in, in context, to publicly express the maximum contempt. I can't see any other reason for doing it.
I was bored by the thread
the code for that emote is
:boring:
I'm sorry you took that personally
Quote from: Cramulus on December 15, 2009, 08:50:41 PM
I was bored by the thread
the code for that emote is
:boring:
I'm sorry you took that personally
I'll get over it.
But I'm out of the business of dealing with noobs.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2009, 09:04:27 PM
I'll get over it.
But I'm out of the business of dealing with noobs.
:horrormirth: But no one does it like you do, Roger!
Quote from: dimo on December 15, 2009, 09:07:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2009, 09:04:27 PM
I'll get over it.
But I'm out of the business of dealing with noobs.
:horrormirth: But no one does it like you do, Roger!
:lulz:
Someone will figure it out.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2009, 09:12:47 PM
Quote from: dimo on December 15, 2009, 09:07:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2009, 09:04:27 PM
I'll get over it.
But I'm out of the business of dealing with noobs.
:horrormirth: But no one does it like you do, Roger!
:lulz:
Someone will figure it out.
I've often thought about offering to do just that for a bit... ya know to shift my reality tunnel some... :lulz:
Quote from: Doctor Rat Bastard on December 15, 2009, 09:14:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2009, 09:12:47 PM
Quote from: dimo on December 15, 2009, 09:07:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2009, 09:04:27 PM
I'll get over it.
But I'm out of the business of dealing with noobs.
:horrormirth: But no one does it like you do, Roger!
:lulz:
Someone will figure it out.
I've often thought about offering to do just that for a bit... ya know to shift my reality tunnel some... :lulz:
I think that would be awesome to see, actually.
QuoteNo, Freeky, this is what we call a "pinealist". It is his self-imposed task to be WACKY and ZANY pretty much ALL THE TIME.
Actually, it's at task appointed to me by Casper the friendly ghost (who is the ghost of Attila the Hun)
And nobody here read Dune. I mean, c'mon. Although Obama would probably kill the Mahdi in the knife duel and be like "i'm from the streets, bitch!"
Badgers are classic. Anyway, I've known about those badgers for years now, and they never lose their appeal. Never. I mean, they're the best thing ever. Don't disparage the classics, they're part of human history.
Besides, I bet all of those supposedly random people were not nearly as random as I am. The next new random person, if there really are that many, should have a randomness contest with me. I secretly suspect that you all find this entertaining, despite your affected boredom. I mean, real boredom would mean doing nothing. So I equate your annoyance with a form of approval.
I bet you were expecting me to get tweaked out and randomly spam stuff or something. But i'm too lazy for that sort of thing. (stimulants just bring me to a normal level of activity) And anyway, don't tell me that the PD book isn't random. Or maybe it's chaotic. See, that's it. Chaos has underlying order, in some places anyway, like fractals and junk, whereas randomness is like radio static or the stock market, it's just random. That's me.
Watch out for fluorescent dream rabbits.
Health and long life are the gifts of the spice.
Maybe I'll make this like a blog or something. Like, um, today I got up and drank coffee and ate a slice of cheese, and I thought, I should call my aunt, but I don't really like her that much. To bad the Dutch banned fresh mushrooms. I'm gonna go to the grocery store now.
Um, yeah, go ahead and shit all over everything if you really feel you must.
I won't stop ya.
Quote from: evil_goat on December 16, 2009, 12:31:48 AM
QuoteNo, Freeky, this is what we call a "pinealist". It is his self-imposed task to be WACKY and ZANY pretty much ALL THE TIME.
Actually, it's at task appointed to me by Casper the friendly ghost (who is the ghost of Attila the Hun)
And nobody here read Dune. I mean, c'mon. Although Obama would probably kill the Mahdi in the knife duel and be like "i'm from the streets, bitch!"
Badgers are classic. Anyway, I've known about those badgers for years now, and they never lose their appeal. Never. I mean, they're the best thing ever. Don't disparage the classics, they're part of human history.
Besides, I bet all of those supposedly random people were not nearly as random as I am. The next new random person, if there really are that many, should have a randomness contest with me. I secretly suspect that you all find this entertaining, despite your affected boredom. I mean, real boredom would mean doing nothing. So I equate your annoyance with a form of approval.
I bet you were expecting me to get tweaked out and randomly spam stuff or something. But i'm too lazy for that sort of thing. (stimulants just bring me to a normal level of activity) And anyway, don't tell me that the PD book isn't random. Or maybe it's chaotic. See, that's it. Chaos has underlying order, in some places anyway, like fractals and junk, whereas randomness is like radio static or the stock market, it's just random. That's me.
Watch out for fluorescent dream rabbits.
Health and long life are the gifts of the spice.
Maybe I'll make this like a blog or something. Like, um, today I got up and drank coffee and ate a slice of cheese, and I thought, I should call my aunt, but I don't really like her that much. To bad the Dutch banned fresh mushrooms. I'm gonna go to the grocery store now.
Your rampant mental masturbation is quite as attractive as this:
(http://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af205/spiff_bucket/brain1_small.gif)
that brain is really attractive. . .thanxxx
oh, and who's the last dude who did this (whatever I'm doing, I don't exactly know what it is)
I wanna look up his shit and see if it was half as good as mine. Bet it was only 40% as good. Yeah.
Quote from: evil_goat on December 16, 2009, 12:39:51 AM
oh, and who's the last dude who did this (whatever I'm doing, I don't exactly know what it is)
I wanna look up his shit and see if it was half as good as mine. Bet it was only 40% as good. Yeah.
Yes, that's nice. Please feel no need to respond to my posts. Simply because I have agreed to let you post your childish, pointless, useless garbage all over the place doesn't mean I
like you. In fact, the only real way you could make me smile is if you expired in a burn ward.
Here's hoping I smile,
TGRR.
hey you're not the homestarrunner guy, are you?
Yup. It's me. Homestarrunner is amazing. I should make a cult based on it.
Jesus Tittyfucking Christ.
Where do these spags come from? And why must they insist on shitting all over PD.com?
and why do they think any of us would give a ratfuck about their zany antics when this is the one place in the world that's completely unamused by the same old zany antics that every pineal fucktard who comes through here thinks is unique and wonderful and funny?
hey noob, here's a hint: We've been here a while. Anything you think you're going to do or say to impress upon us how crazy and weird and outrageous you are has already been done and/or said about a million goddamn times by other unfunny tards. We are not your high school peers, we are not your workplace compatriots, we are not the people next ot you in the mall. We are not any of those people you've spent so long projecting this image to. We are the REAL weirdos, and we're never going to be impressed by people who are trying to impress us. Just cool the fuck out and be yourself and try to contribute something intelligent, original, or funny to the forums.
Or, maybe this REALLY IS how you are, in which case please go die in a fire.
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on December 16, 2009, 06:15:56 AM
Jesus Tittyfucking Christ.
Where do these spags come from? And why must they insist on shitting all over PD.com?
and why do they think any of us would give a ratfuck about their zany antics when this is the one place in the world that's completely unamused by the same old zany antics that every pineal fucktard who comes through here thinks is unique and wonderful and funny?
hey noob, here's a hint: We've been here a while. Anything you think you're going to do or say to impress upon us how crazy and weird and outrageous you are has already been done and/or said about a million goddamn times by other unfunny tards. We are not your high school peers, we are not your workplace compatriots, we are not the people next ot you in the mall. We are not any of those people you've spent so long projecting this image to. We are the REAL weirdos, and we're never going to be impressed by people who are trying to impress us. Just cool the fuck out and be yourself and try to contribute something intelligent, original, or funny to the forums.
Or, maybe this REALLY IS how you are, in which case please go die in a fire.
(http://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af205/spiff_bucket/holymittens.gif)
Based upon the last few posts from EG, I'm going with :troll:
To which I respond: :|:hi5::boring:
yup
I, like Nigel before me, REALLY want a fucking hotdog now. Since I'm going to Costco this afternoon, I will have my chance. mm...with onions, mustardo and ketchup galore. OH and sweet pickle relish, too.
WIFF BUNS, sorry.
You know wha tI'm getting hungry for? My crockpot BBQ beef. The Best Evar, even if I'm saying it myself. I haven't had it in ages. :(
I had a hot dog for lunch.. with a grilled bun, cheese, ketchup and relish!
And Eris looked at it and said it was Good... or maybe that was me.
Damn, now I'm hungry for a hot dog.
MMMMMMMM I have leftover chili in the freezer......
Chili dogs for dinner tonight. YUM!!!
i cant believe i just read 3 pages of this
It's a fail thread. This guy started some bullshit in someone else's thread, and the bullshit got split off into this thread.