:crankey:
After days of holding off, just looked up "Taylor Swift" lyrics.
:crankey:
TGRR,
HATES IT, MY PRECIOUS!
Incidentally, she won Album of the Year at the Grammys last night.
If you care, the show started off with an awesome Lady Gaga performance that included Elton "anything for laughs" John.
Quote from: LMNO on February 01, 2010, 08:31:47 PM
Incidentally, she won Album of the Year at the Grammys last night.
:walken:
The grammys aren't about which music is best, it's about which music is best advertised.
Felix,
and I thought I was an idealist.
You're missing both the point and the joke, siggy. Please stop trying to kill the funnay.
Goddammit.
Huh?
How is it possible you have 8,000 posts, and you can't recognize this kind of heavy-handed polemic for what it is?
This is what we get for trying to force a kinder, gentler attitude around here.
Quote from: LMNO on February 01, 2010, 08:44:19 PM
This is what we get for trying to force a kinder, gentler attitude around here.
We need to get back to tearing arses open. Just so people don't get the wrong ideas.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2010, 08:45:09 PM
Quote from: LMNO on February 01, 2010, 08:44:19 PM
This is what we get for trying to force a kinder, gentler attitude around here.
We need to get back to tearing arses open. Just so people don't get the wrong ideas.
As long as no one gets upset, of course. Of course.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2010, 08:45:09 PM
Quote from: LMNO on February 01, 2010, 08:44:19 PM
This is what we get for trying to force a kinder, gentler attitude around here.
We need to get back to tearing arses open. Just so people don't get the wrong ideas.
It's better for everyone, in the long run.
Quote from: LMNO on February 01, 2010, 08:46:53 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2010, 08:45:09 PM
Quote from: LMNO on February 01, 2010, 08:44:19 PM
This is what we get for trying to force a kinder, gentler attitude around here.
We need to get back to tearing arses open. Just so people don't get the wrong ideas.
As long as no one gets upset, of course. Of course.
I've noticed that our kindler, gentler board has significantly less traffic per day than it did when we were jackasses.
Quote from: dimo on February 01, 2010, 08:47:50 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2010, 08:45:09 PM
Quote from: LMNO on February 01, 2010, 08:44:19 PM
This is what we get for trying to force a kinder, gentler attitude around here.
We need to get back to tearing arses open. Just so people don't get the wrong ideas.
It's better for everyone, in the long run.
Yes. Whose idea was this hippie shit, anyway?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2010, 08:49:12 PM
Quote from: dimo on February 01, 2010, 08:47:50 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2010, 08:45:09 PM
Quote from: LMNO on February 01, 2010, 08:44:19 PM
This is what we get for trying to force a kinder, gentler attitude around here.
We need to get back to tearing arses open. Just so people don't get the wrong ideas.
It's better for everyone, in the long run.
Yes. Whose idea was this hippie shit, anyway?
Yours, if memory serves.
Fuck this, I still don't know what I did wrong. I've been here off and on since before 2004. It's about time I moved on.
Quote from: Sigmatic on February 01, 2010, 08:52:20 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2010, 08:49:12 PM
Quote from: dimo on February 01, 2010, 08:47:50 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2010, 08:45:09 PM
Quote from: LMNO on February 01, 2010, 08:44:19 PM
This is what we get for trying to force a kinder, gentler attitude around here.
We need to get back to tearing arses open. Just so people don't get the wrong ideas.
It's better for everyone, in the long run.
Yes. Whose idea was this hippie shit, anyway?
Yours, if memory serves.
Fuck this, I still don't know what I did wrong. I've been here off and on since before 2004. It's about time I moved on.
1. Rubbish. I would never do that shit of my own volition.
2. What?
I blame myself.
Now, fuck you all.
Quote from: Hoopla on February 01, 2010, 08:56:04 PM
I blame myself.
Now, fuck you all.
MAKE ME, YOU GODDAMN CANUCKISTANI FREAK! I'LL TEAR THOSE BIGASS EYEBROWS RIGHT OFF, SEE IF I DON'T!
Ok siggy, for you, I explain:
TGRR was building up a head of steam regarding the substandard quality of so-called "mainsteream country" on the airwaves today, specifically Ms Swift. A veritable hate-shit, as it were. And we would all ride off on a Rage Geyser, riffing and spurring each other on to greater heights.
When this is to occur, it is perfectly acceptable to ignore such trivial matters as what the Grammys "mean", or whether or not Ms Swift is actually indicative of the general personality and taste levels of the country at large.
We were about to launch on a fecal whirlwind of Fun™, and you pretty much went all Cobra Kai and swept the leg on the Lulz.
I hope you're happy.
Also, the Grammys mean whatever I say they mean.
And I say they mean "The Establishment Hereby Endorses These Pieces of Flaming Shit".
And they gave Taylor Swift the best album, just to rub it it. Just to FUCK WITH US.
I have some letter writing to do.
Should I or shouldn't I?
Fuck it:
(http://files.myfrogbag.com/bxq1tq/best.png)
Quote from: Shrunkenheadspace on February 01, 2010, 09:05:37 PM
Should I or shouldn't I?
Fuck it:
(http://files.myfrogbag.com/bxq1tq/best.png)
:facepalm:
I still say she looks funny. Her head is too small.
Maybe it's just us, LMNO. Maybe we're the only people here.
Maybe someone just programmed pedantry and old memes into the board.
TGRR,
Isn't too sure about you, come to think of it, and is beginning to buy into the Maria Theory.
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on February 01, 2010, 09:11:48 PM
I still say she looks funny. Her head is too small.
Wait just a minute...this girl hit the scene when? Wade left when?
TGRR,
Knows there are no coincidences.
She has no eyes. It's like Zalgo already got to her.
Quote from: Hoopla on February 01, 2010, 09:13:41 PM
She has no eyes. It's like Zalgo already got to her.
I think that's boilerplate in all recording contracts, these days.
That's why they won't give my Tiny Tim tribute act a chance... those fuckers.
Quote from: Hoopla on February 01, 2010, 09:19:06 PM
That's why they won't give my Tiny Tim tribute act a chance... those fuckers.
So rip your eyeballs out and try again.
Quote from: Sigmatic on February 01, 2010, 08:52:20 PM
Fuck this, I still don't know what I did wrong. I've been here off and on since before 2004. It's about time I moved on.
This is the answer I think, he wasn't chased off/beaten into submission after the old bad days of this board.
I've never actually heard any Taylor Swift.
In fact, I haven't actually listened to the radio for several years. Not because I'm so OMG KEWL AND HIPSTER but because I genuinely hate the radio, and my laptop and mp3 player can hold more music, all of which I actually like, than most radio playlists.
I only come across these horrible things via Youtube, or occasionally watching a music channel on TV.
I probably do hate her, though. Or will do, if I ever listen to her.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2010, 09:20:47 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on February 01, 2010, 09:19:06 PM
That's why they won't give my Tiny Tim tribute act a chance... those fuckers.
So rip your eyeballs out and try again.
Can't. Rolling the eyes a lot while strumming the uke is part of the act. Damn them.
Quote from: Requia ☣ on February 01, 2010, 09:22:11 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on February 01, 2010, 08:52:20 PM
Fuck this, I still don't know what I did wrong. I've been here off and on since before 2004. It's about time I moved on.
This is the answer I think, he wasn't chased off/beaten into submission after the old bad days of this board.
Bah! Felix - the Felix of yesteryear - was a warrior, and he never took shit from anyone. What happened to him during his absence is beyond me. He came back, jeered at us for a few days, and then got mad when it inevitably happened to him.
Now we're a waste of his time, I think. He could be out being cool, and talking down to anyone who isn't as tragically hip as he has become.
I'd prefer the old Felix, please.
Quote from: Cain on February 01, 2010, 09:24:15 PM
I've never actually heard any Taylor Swift.
In fact, I haven't actually listened to the radio for several years. Not because I'm so OMG KEWL AND HIPSTER but because I genuinely hate the radio, and my laptop and mp3 player can hold more music, all of which I actually like, than most radio playlists.
I only come across these horrible things via Youtube, or occasionally watching a music channel on TV.
I probably do hate her, though. Or will do, if I ever listen to her.
You will. I did.
And now I wish I hadn't. You will too.
Quote from: Hoopla on February 01, 2010, 09:25:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2010, 09:20:47 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on February 01, 2010, 09:19:06 PM
That's why they won't give my Tiny Tim tribute act a chance... those fuckers.
So rip your eyeballs out and try again.
Can't. Rolling the eyes a lot while strumming the uke is part of the act. Damn them.
So have a hired geek roll them in his hands while you play?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2010, 09:32:20 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on February 01, 2010, 09:25:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2010, 09:20:47 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on February 01, 2010, 09:19:06 PM
That's why they won't give my Tiny Tim tribute act a chance... those fuckers.
So rip your eyeballs out and try again.
Can't. Rolling the eyes a lot while strumming the uke is part of the act. Damn them.
So have a hired geek roll them in his hands while you play?
OOH! Good idea!
The last horrific "omg kewl pop thing" I saw on Youtube was this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHVhwcOg6y8
OMG I ALMOST GOT TO SEE JUSTIN BEIBER IN PERSON IN TORONTO!
LOL HOW AMZAZING :D
Though, at the time I had never heard of him before, and when somebody showed me his youtube video I was glad I didn't see him, but did understand why there were so many prepubescent girls lined up, screaming, holding I Heart Justin Beiber signs.
I remember once almost seeing Slipknot in Paris.
I was obscenely enthusiastic, in my jeans and red t-shirt, causing all the French teen goths to give me evil looks. Which was of course the point, since I couldn't stand them even back then. Good times. I had almost forgotten that. You should've walked around saying "secret free Justin Beiber concert? In the mall?" and seen if you could've started a riot.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2010, 09:27:23 PM
Bah! Felix - the Felix of yesteryear - was a warrior, and he never took shit from anyone. What happened to him during his absence is beyond me. He came back, jeered at us for a few days, and then got mad when it inevitably happened to him.
Warrior? I just make jokes, old man. :lulz:
LMNO just caught me off-guard with that "8000 posts" remark.
I'm done having a hissy fit.
All I know is that Judas Priest won a Grammy, which is long over due. They should've won one for the Painkiller album.
Taylor Swift, who I agree is lopsided looking, is just part of the scum on the stagnent pond that is what bullshit like American Idol has made of the music they play today.
Quote from: Khara on February 02, 2010, 01:28:16 AM
Taylor Swift, who I agree is lopsided looking, is just part of the scum on the stagnent pond that is what bullshit like American Idol has made of the music they play today.
Just checked out her pics.
What the hell happened to her face?
(http://gossipteen.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/taylor-swift-picture-in-white.jpg)
She's made out of plastic. WTF?
Her body skin doesn't look like her face skin. Is that normal?
I am thinking either really bad botox or she is having a serious allergic reaction to something. Problem is it doesn't go away.
Quote from: Khara on February 02, 2010, 01:45:37 AM
I am thinking either really bad botox or she is having a serious allergic reaction to something. Problem is it doesn't go away.
Maybe its the makeup she uses. But she's a tard and won't switch? :?
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 02, 2010, 02:47:13 AM
Quote from: Khara on February 02, 2010, 01:45:37 AM
I am thinking either really bad botox or she is having a serious allergic reaction to something. Problem is it doesn't go away.
Maybe its the makeup she uses. But she's a tard and won't switch? :?
Sounds about right. I'm sure someone is telling her she looks good. Which is sad and hilarious all at the same time!
You think you've got it bad, she's moving to my town to attend college because she and one of the lead players of the local universities basketball team have a thing.
As if this town wasn't shitty enough as is.
Though he's about as attractive as she is
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YuzlNQeaNr0/SiG3Sm7RDkI/AAAAAAAABPM/rerznvyXDmA/s400/bouldin_matt.jpg)
Quote from: Pariarrhea on February 02, 2010, 03:15:56 AM
You think you've got it bad, she's moving to my town to attend college because she and one of the lead players of the local universities basketball team have a thing.
As if this town wasn't shitty enough as is.
Though he's about as attractive as she is
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YuzlNQeaNr0/SiG3Sm7RDkI/AAAAAAAABPM/rerznvyXDmA/s400/bouldin_matt.jpg)
Great Scott! Even the hydroencephaletics are getting laid!
:sodaphone:
Or maybe her face has been shooped. Because srsly, practically every celebrity rag does that now.
indeed. my brother often plays the game of "find the skin pores". open up some celeb or fashion mag, and see if you can find any :)
looks to me like a combo of plaster-style facial make up and extra-wrong photosoop smoothing and probably some lighting that makes the face makup look different than the rest of her body.
Yeah, makeup too.
Kids today don't know what a pore even looks like.
And yet, they are more than familiar with the sight of a gaping rectum.
Ah, technology.
I don't get this thread. :?
Quote from: v=1/3πr²h on February 02, 2010, 07:05:57 PM
I don't get this thread. :?
LMNO introduced me to a "country musician" by the name of Taylor Swift, in the full knowledge that I eventually wouldn't be able to not click.
I clicked.
:crankey:
Heh.
I can do worse.
Here she is at the Grammys singing off-key harmonies while Stevie Nicks bleats out "Rhiannon". (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGaol2jsdgI)
SUMBIT, RAIN GOD.
Quote from: LMNO on February 02, 2010, 07:14:34 PM
Heh.
I can do worse.
Here she is at the Grammys singing off-key harmonies while Stevie Nicks bleats out "Rhiannon". (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGaol2jsdgI)
SUMBIT, RAIN GOD.
notgonnaclick
IT'S SHINEY!
Quote from: LMNO on February 02, 2010, 07:15:17 PM
IT'S SHINEY!
It's also blocked by Websense.
On the other hand, I'd be lying if I said I won't let out a howl like a deranged dingo - and then click - within 30 seconds of turning on my laptop.
Curse you, LMNO. :argh!:
Make sure the volume is turned way up.
Ok, ok. To be nice I'm also including Lady Gaga's Grammy Performance with Elton John (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcsYkbzPyGw).
You're welcome.
Too late, LMNO. Your name is already inscribed in my Book of Grudges, inked with the horrible shit that drips from orifices I'd rather not name.
Nice. My goal is to be engraved like cuniform on your granite-like rectal walls.
Quote from: LMNO on February 02, 2010, 07:30:15 PM
Nice. My goal is to be engraved like cuniform on your granite-like rectal walls.
I just grabbed an inspection mirror and a hydraulic spreader from the shop and checked.
Stigmata is beginning to form, and it resembles a hat.
TGRR,
Waiting on further "developments".
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2010, 08:31:17 PM
:crankey:
After days of holding off, just looked up "Taylor Swift" lyrics.
:crankey:
TGRR,
HATES IT, MY PRECIOUS!
Bump, just to clear up any lingering questions about LMNO's supposed vengeance over Taylor Swift, etc.
He's probably planning a Frost Heaves cover of John Meyer as we speak.
YOUR BODY IS A WONDERLAND, BITCHES!
Please tell me he's going to cover "Love Story!"
Quote from: Luna on June 01, 2012, 11:24:12 PM
Please tell me he's going to cover "Love Story!"
I'd like to see what he does with "Wind Beneath My Wings". :lulz: