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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Suu on February 04, 2010, 06:22:56 PM

Title: I would like to take this time to remind everyone...
Post by: Suu on February 04, 2010, 06:22:56 PM
That my period is horrendous this month. And if you all don't stop your shitting on each other, I will post pics.

That is all.
Title: Re: I would like to take this time to remind everyone...
Post by: Cain on February 04, 2010, 06:23:24 PM
 :fap:
Title: Re: I would like to take this time to remind everyone...
Post by: hooplala on February 04, 2010, 06:23:43 PM
 :fap:
Title: Re: I would like to take this time to remind everyone...
Post by: Suu on February 04, 2010, 06:26:54 PM
Nevermind. I should have known better. Back to the corduroy.
Title: Re: I would like to take this time to remind everyone...
Post by: LMNO on February 04, 2010, 06:27:26 PM
I see your :fap: and raise you a (http://rlv.zcache.com/i_fap_to_this_button-p145934370365781355qd2b_400.jpg)
Title: Re: I would like to take this time to remind everyone...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 04, 2010, 06:27:46 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 04, 2010, 06:26:54 PM
Nevermind. I should have known better. Back to the corduroy.

Reminder:  Corduroy is like an irrigation system for your pance.
Title: Re: I would like to take this time to remind everyone...
Post by: Suu on February 04, 2010, 06:28:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 04, 2010, 06:27:46 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 04, 2010, 06:26:54 PM
Nevermind. I should have known better. Back to the corduroy.

Reminder:  Corduroy is like an irrigation system for your pance.

And these pance are for GS.
Title: Re: I would like to take this time to remind everyone...
Post by: Cain on February 04, 2010, 06:28:16 PM
Great minds think alike ITT
Title: Re: I would like to take this time to remind everyone...
Post by: 0 on February 04, 2010, 06:32:08 PM
VAGINA PICS OR GTFO
Title: Re: I would like to take this time to remind everyone...
Post by: LMNO on February 04, 2010, 06:33:18 PM
Quote from: General Stuart on February 04, 2010, 06:32:08 PM
ZALGO'S VAGINA PICS OR GTFO

Fixed for accuracy.
Title: Re: I would like to take this time to remind everyone...
Post by: Suu on February 04, 2010, 06:35:12 PM
Quote from: LMNO on February 04, 2010, 06:33:18 PM
Quote from: General Stuart on February 04, 2010, 06:32:08 PM
ZALGO'S VAGINA PICS OR GTFO

Fixed for accuracy.

Yeah that's pretty much what it looks like.
Title: Re: I would like to take this time to remind everyone...
Post by: LMNO on February 04, 2010, 06:41:56 PM
DO YOU LIKE BEETS?
Title: Re: I would like to take this time to remind everyone...
Post by: 0 on February 04, 2010, 06:47:29 PM
(http://juliecantrell.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/grilled-cheese3.jpg)
Title: Re: I would like to take this time to remind everyone...
Post by: Triple Zero on February 04, 2010, 07:02:29 PM
:spittake:
Title: Re: I would like to take this time to remind everyone...
Post by: Suu on February 04, 2010, 07:08:42 PM
Quote from: General Anthrohilter von Ignorantdikk on February 04, 2010, 06:47:29 PM
(http://juliecantrell.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/grilled-cheese3.jpg)

If it looked like that, I would tell you to get your dick checked.

It looks more like this:

(http://cdn.pitchfork.com/media/10650-strawberry-jam.jpg)
Title: Re: I would like to take this time to remind everyone...
Post by: LMNO on February 04, 2010, 07:09:28 PM
Yup.  I want to shove my face in that.
Title: Re: I would like to take this time to remind everyone...
Post by: Eater of Clowns on February 04, 2010, 07:09:38 PM
 :vom:
Title: Re: I would like to take this time to remind everyone...
Post by: 0 on February 04, 2010, 07:25:24 PM
I just wanna lap it all up, all sloppy-like.
Title: Re: I would like to take this time to remind everyone...
Post by: LMNO on February 04, 2010, 07:28:02 PM
Lucky you.
Title: Re: I would like to take this time to remind everyone...
Post by: Suu on February 04, 2010, 07:29:28 PM
You know, I really want to laugh but...it hurts so...fuck you.
Title: Re: I would like to take this time to remind everyone...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 04, 2010, 07:30:08 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 04, 2010, 06:22:56 PM
That my period is horrendous this month. And if you all don't stop your shitting on each other, I will post pics.

That is all.

Sorry, Suu. I will try, again, to tone it down, and failing that I'll just bail for a while.
Title: Re: I would like to take this time to remind everyone...
Post by: Suu on February 04, 2010, 07:38:23 PM
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4032/4330965322_a0a34c5af2_o.jpg)
Title: Re: I would like to take this time to remind everyone...
Post by: Jenne on February 04, 2010, 07:39:14 PM
Do muscle relaxants help you at all, Suu?  Wish I could send you some of mine.
Title: Re: I would like to take this time to remind everyone...
Post by: Suu on February 04, 2010, 07:41:55 PM
Quote from: Jenne on February 04, 2010, 07:39:14 PM
Do muscle relaxants help you at all, Suu?  Wish I could send you some of mine.

They just make me fall asleep. And that's not good considering I have to go to work tonight and the bitchass former Hooter's server I work with just whined and told me she couldn't close because she has yoga tonight.

WHO THE FUCK GOES TO YOGA AT 9PM?! If she seriously doesn't leave by 8:45 I'm calling her bluff and taking off. My manager hates her anyway, the only reason why she's still there is because the owner thinks she's hot, despite the fact that we keep getting complaints about her.
Title: Re: I would like to take this time to remind everyone...
Post by: Jenne on February 04, 2010, 07:50:32 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 04, 2010, 07:41:55 PM
Quote from: Jenne on February 04, 2010, 07:39:14 PM
Do muscle relaxants help you at all, Suu?  Wish I could send you some of mine.

They just make me fall asleep. And that's not good considering I have to go to work tonight and the bitchass former Hooter's server I work with just whined and told me she couldn't close because she has yoga tonight.

WHO THE FUCK GOES TO YOGA AT 9PM?! If she seriously doesn't leave by 8:45 I'm calling her bluff and taking off. My manager hates her anyway, the only reason why she's still there is because the owner thinks she's hot, despite the fact that we keep getting complaints about her.

That sucks, all the way around.  :(  And yeah, call her fucking bluff.  Exercise is bad for you before bed--didn't anyone tell her that?
Title: Re: I would like to take this time to remind everyone...
Post by: Muir on February 04, 2010, 08:07:04 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 04, 2010, 07:41:55 PM
Quote from: Jenne on February 04, 2010, 07:39:14 PM
Do muscle relaxants help you at all, Suu?  Wish I could send you some of mine.

They just make me fall asleep. And that's not good considering I have to go to work tonight and the bitchass former Hooter's server I work with just whined and told me she couldn't close because she has yoga tonight.

WHO THE FUCK GOES TO YOGA AT 9PM?! If she seriously doesn't leave by 8:45 I'm calling her bluff and taking off. My manager hates her anyway, the only reason why she's still there is because the owner thinks she's hot, despite the fact that we keep getting complaints about her.


Are there even gyms open that late at night? o_o  All the ones here close by 7pm.
Title: Re: I would like to take this time to remind everyone...
Post by: Cain on February 04, 2010, 08:30:03 PM
America is an advanced culture, which realizes the usefulness of late closing hours.

Fucking UK  :argh!:
Title: Re: I would like to take this time to remind everyone...
Post by: Iason Ouabache on February 04, 2010, 08:58:56 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 04, 2010, 08:30:03 PM
America is an advanced culture, which realizes the usefulness of late closing hours.

Fucking UK  :argh!:
We are even more advanced than that. We have gyms/tanning salons/laundry mats that are open 24/7. Just in case you want to work out, turn yourself orange and wash your clothes at 3 AM on a Sunday.
Title: Re: I would like to take this time to remind everyone...
Post by: Cain on February 04, 2010, 09:06:53 PM
Well, who wouldn't?

Srsly though, when my insomniac tendencies are really bad, its very annoying that I cannot at least do something useful, like my shopping, while I'm awake.
Title: Re: I would like to take this time to remind everyone...
Post by: Eater of Clowns on February 04, 2010, 09:22:42 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 04, 2010, 09:06:53 PM
Well, who wouldn't?

Srsly though, when my insomniac tendencies are really bad, its very annoying that I cannot at least do something useful, like my shopping, while I'm awake.

24 hour supermarkets are among the greatest places in the world.  You see the strangest people shopping at 1 in the morning and there's a pervasive feeling of loneliness haunting you throughout the store.  At the same time you feel paradoxically more connected with the weirdos who are out there with you.  Everyone seems to feel the need to have some excuse to be there at that hour instead of a regular one, as though they were caught shopping in the adult section of the video store.

If one was around my area I would do all my shopping when I got off work at 11pm.
Title: Re: I would like to take this time to remind everyone...
Post by: Jenne on February 04, 2010, 10:35:33 PM
Yeah, there's a definite odd feeling to a grocery store at midnight.  It's also the creepy hour when a lot of parking lot attacks and cash register robberies happen.  But I rarely do it alone, so...(usu on a beer/ciggie run).
Title: Re: I would like to take this time to remind everyone...
Post by: hooplala on February 04, 2010, 11:05:14 PM
Kentucky has 24 hour firework emporiums.  Along the highway.

Just imagine being in there at 3 in the morning.
Title: Re: I would like to take this time to remind everyone...
Post by: Jenne on February 04, 2010, 11:07:10 PM
'Twould be a kickass thing to say you did for a living, though.

"What do you do?"

"Work the swing shift at a fireworks emporium."
Title: Re: I would like to take this time to remind everyone...
Post by: Triple Zero on February 04, 2010, 11:17:26 PM
Quote from: Jenne on February 04, 2010, 07:50:32 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 04, 2010, 07:41:55 PM
Quote from: Jenne on February 04, 2010, 07:39:14 PM
Do muscle relaxants help you at all, Suu?  Wish I could send you some of mine.

They just make me fall asleep. And that's not good considering I have to go to work tonight and the bitchass former Hooter's server I work with just whined and told me she couldn't close because she has yoga tonight.

WHO THE FUCK GOES TO YOGA AT 9PM?! If she seriously doesn't leave by 8:45 I'm calling her bluff and taking off. My manager hates her anyway, the only reason why she's still there is because the owner thinks she's hot, despite the fact that we keep getting complaints about her.

That sucks, all the way around.  :(  And yeah, call her fucking bluff.  Exercise is bad for you before bed--didn't anyone tell her that?

yoga does not necessarily involve exercise, btw.

/OT
Title: Re: I would like to take this time to remind everyone...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 04, 2010, 11:34:31 PM
Quote from: EoC on February 04, 2010, 09:22:42 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 04, 2010, 09:06:53 PM
Well, who wouldn't?

Srsly though, when my insomniac tendencies are really bad, its very annoying that I cannot at least do something useful, like my shopping, while I'm awake.

24 hour supermarkets are among the greatest places in the world.  You see the strangest people shopping at 1 in the morning and there's a pervasive feeling of loneliness haunting you throughout the store.  At the same time you feel paradoxically more connected with the weirdos who are out there with you.  Everyone seems to feel the need to have some excuse to be there at that hour instead of a regular one, as though they were caught shopping in the adult section of the video store.

If one was around my area I would do all my shopping when I got off work at 11pm.

I used to love drunk 2am shopping at Food4Less. Man.
Title: Re: I would like to take this time to remind everyone...
Post by: Jenne on February 04, 2010, 11:37:32 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on February 04, 2010, 11:17:26 PM
Quote from: Jenne on February 04, 2010, 07:50:32 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 04, 2010, 07:41:55 PM
Quote from: Jenne on February 04, 2010, 07:39:14 PM
Do muscle relaxants help you at all, Suu?  Wish I could send you some of mine.

They just make me fall asleep. And that's not good considering I have to go to work tonight and the bitchass former Hooter's server I work with just whined and told me she couldn't close because she has yoga tonight.

WHO THE FUCK GOES TO YOGA AT 9PM?! If she seriously doesn't leave by 8:45 I'm calling her bluff and taking off. My manager hates her anyway, the only reason why she's still there is because the owner thinks she's hot, despite the fact that we keep getting complaints about her.

That sucks, all the way around.  :(  And yeah, call her fucking bluff.  Exercise is bad for you before bed--didn't anyone tell her that?

yoga does not necessarily involve exercise, btw.

/OT

Does when I do it.  But yeah, some do it for the "reset" or wevertf it's called.
Title: Re:
Post by: Suu on February 05, 2010, 12:30:37 AM
IN HERE WE'RE ALL ANEMIC...

I just ate a bloody steak over spinach and romaine. I now have energy again.
Title: Re: I would like to take this time to remind everyone...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 05, 2010, 12:32:59 AM
After just bleeding my guts out for a week I ate liver on toast every morning for a few days. It helped.

Gonna have to have surgery soon though, because the only reason I bleed so much is because of fibroids. Got to have that thing yarded out of me.
Title: Re: I would like to take this time to remind everyone...
Post by: Iason Ouabache on February 05, 2010, 05:10:31 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on February 04, 2010, 11:05:14 PM
Kentucky has 24 hour firework emporiums.  Along the highway.

Just imagine being in there at 3 in the morning.
Holy shit, where are my keys??? I think I can make it to the state line by 3!!!
Title: Re: I would like to take this time to remind everyone...
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on February 05, 2010, 07:16:49 AM
I have to do everything late at night or on sat and sun cause I work second shift.
You wanna see some weird shit? Go to a Wal Mart in Orlando at 4:30 in the am.
::shudder::

GOD I hate that place. I HATE it!!

I like Target though, comparatively.
PS- I hate shopping.

I'm just rambling now cause I;m tired
Title: Re: I would like to take this time to remind everyone...
Post by: Jasper on February 05, 2010, 08:37:14 AM
I haven't seen any here so far.

:)
Title: Re: I would like to take this time to remind everyone...
Post by: Freeky on February 05, 2010, 05:09:02 PM
I'm usually asleep between 3-5. Not always though.
Title: Re: I would like to take this time to remind everyone...
Post by: Jenne on February 05, 2010, 05:12:00 PM
...I am only a nightowl when I'm partying.  And then I can still go till daybreak.  I'm sure I'm shortening my lifespan considerably by doing so, but sometimes I just need to see the dawn while in my 3rd round of a drunk, still going on and on about something inane an silly...last time I did that, my cousins ended up doing a Hubba Bubba contest to see how many they could fit in their mouths and still chew.

ETA:  this was New Year's Eve...
Title: Re: I would like to take this time to remind everyone...
Post by: Freeky on February 05, 2010, 05:12:57 PM
That sounds like fun. :D
Title: Re: I would like to take this time to remind everyone...
Post by: Jenne on February 05, 2010, 05:15:28 PM
IT was.  I get into trouble around my cousins.  Last time they were here I didn't stay up till dawn, but I did think I was so mighty that I could drink a raw egg--so I cracked one into a small glass of carrot juice and downed it.  They spent the rest of the night thinking I'd puke at any moment.

And well, luckily enough, I didn't.
Title: Re: I would like to take this time to remind everyone...
Post by: Freeky on February 05, 2010, 05:17:09 PM
Is it gross, drinking raw eggs?
Title: Re: I would like to take this time to remind everyone...
Post by: Jenne on February 05, 2010, 05:18:43 PM
Yes.  But in carrot juice, it seemed just fine.

But then, I was sorta wasted and had puffed on spliff...so...uh..
Title: Re: I would like to take this time to remind everyone...
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 05, 2010, 10:56:10 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 04, 2010, 11:34:31 PM
Quote from: EoC on February 04, 2010, 09:22:42 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 04, 2010, 09:06:53 PM
Well, who wouldn't?

Srsly though, when my insomniac tendencies are really bad, its very annoying that I cannot at least do something useful, like my shopping, while I'm awake.

24 hour supermarkets are among the greatest places in the world.  You see the strangest people shopping at 1 in the morning and there's a pervasive feeling of loneliness haunting you throughout the store.  At the same time you feel paradoxically more connected with the weirdos who are out there with you.  Everyone seems to feel the need to have some excuse to be there at that hour instead of a regular one, as though they were caught shopping in the adult section of the video store.

If one was around my area I would do all my shopping when I got off work at 11pm.

I used to love drunk 2am shopping at Food4Less. Man.

I did that about 12 hours ago. It was glorious, and I found all sorts of horrible treasures in the "bizarre shit asians won't even eat so they import it here so gaijin who want to be cool will buy it" section.