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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 09, 2010, 11:00:04 PM

Title: Oh, FLORIDA.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 09, 2010, 11:00:04 PM
http://randazza.wordpress.com/2010/03/09/dont-shave-your-pubes-and-drive/
Title: Re: Oh, FLORIDA.
Post by: maphdet on March 09, 2010, 11:07:18 PM
 :horrormirth:

Only in fucking FLA.
Title: Re: Oh, FLORIDA.
Post by: Suu on March 09, 2010, 11:12:29 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: Oh, FLORIDA.
Post by: Freeky on March 10, 2010, 12:15:47 AM
Quote from: maphdet on March 09, 2010, 11:07:18 PM
:horrormirth:

Only in fucking FLA.
\

Nonsense. Some Floridian just thought of it first.

It's just as likely to happen in Tucson. :horrormirth:
Title: Re: Oh, FLORIDA.
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 10, 2010, 04:14:26 AM
HAW HAW!
Title: Re: Oh, FLORIDA.
Post by: Nast on March 10, 2010, 04:40:17 AM
Airbags can cause BURNS?

God, cars really scare me.
Title: Re: Oh, FLORIDA.
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 10, 2010, 04:44:30 AM
Quote from: Nast on March 10, 2010, 04:40:17 AM
Airbags can cause BURNS?

God, cars really scare me.

yeah dude
Title: Re: Oh, FLORIDA.
Post by: Nast on March 10, 2010, 05:10:29 AM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on March 10, 2010, 04:44:30 AM
Quote from: Nast on March 10, 2010, 04:40:17 AM
Airbags can cause BURNS?

God, cars really scare me.

yeah dude

Ouchie.
Title: Re: Oh, FLORIDA.
Post by: JackALope2323 on March 10, 2010, 05:28:00 AM
Florida: Our most fucked up state.
Title: Re: Oh, FLORIDA.
Post by: Bu🤠ns on March 10, 2010, 06:36:37 AM
Quote from: Nast on March 10, 2010, 05:10:29 AM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on March 10, 2010, 04:44:30 AM
Quote from: Nast on March 10, 2010, 04:40:17 AM
Airbags can cause BURNS?

God, cars really scare me.

yeah dude

Ouchie.

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I COME FROM A VERY LONG AND DISTINGUISHED LINE OF AIRBAGS!  :argh!:
Title: Re: Oh, FLORIDA.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 10, 2010, 06:55:08 AM
Quote from: Burns on March 10, 2010, 06:36:37 AM
Quote from: Nast on March 10, 2010, 05:10:29 AM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on March 10, 2010, 04:44:30 AM
Quote from: Nast on March 10, 2010, 04:40:17 AM
Airbags can cause BURNS?

God, cars really scare me.

yeah dude

Ouchie.

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I COME FROM A VERY LONG AND DISTINGUISHED LINE OF AIRBAGS!  :argh!:

:lulz:
Title: Re: Oh, FLORIDA.
Post by: Dysnomia on March 10, 2010, 06:59:13 AM
wait


this woman was shaving her bikini line in the driver's seat, while her ex husband was driving from the passenger seat, while she was on the way to meet her boyfriend, AND she had a DU/suspended license. 


:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Oh, FLORIDA.
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 10, 2010, 07:03:05 AM
Yew betcha!
         \
(http://www.postfunnypics.com/gallery22/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=3260&g2_serialNumber=4)

      ^
       l
I googled "typical floridian" and got that


(is that NSFW?... )
Title: Re: Oh, FLORIDA.
Post by: Bu🤠ns on March 10, 2010, 07:09:30 AM
It's NSFUSA
Title: Re: Oh, FLORIDA.
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 10, 2010, 07:12:19 AM
Quote from: Burns on March 10, 2010, 07:09:30 AM
It's NSFUSA

well then... http://bugsbunnyflorida.ytmnd.com/
Title: Re: Oh, FLORIDA.
Post by: Bu🤠ns on March 10, 2010, 07:14:20 AM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on March 10, 2010, 07:12:19 AM
Quote from: Burns on March 10, 2010, 07:09:30 AM
It's NSFUSA

well then... http://bugsbunnyflorida.ytmnd.com/

YES!

also can we actually make that happen...most of my father's side of the family live down there and the idea of them floating in the Bermuda Triangle makes me jolly full of life.
Title: Re: Oh, FLORIDA.
Post by: Suu on March 10, 2010, 01:54:25 PM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on March 10, 2010, 07:03:05 AM
Yew betcha!
         \
http://www.postfunnypics.com/gallery22/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=3260&g2_serialNumber=4

      ^
       l
I googled "typical floridian" and got that


(is that NSFW?... )

That's amazing. I think I had neighbors like that once...
Title: Re: Oh, FLORIDA.
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 10, 2010, 02:07:38 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on March 10, 2010, 12:15:47 AM
Quote from: maphdet on March 09, 2010, 11:07:18 PM
:horrormirth:

Only in fucking FLA.
\

Nonsense. Some Floridian just thought of it first.

It's just as likely to happen in Tucson. :horrormirth:

We can top this.
Title: Re: Oh, FLORIDA.
Post by: Freeky on March 10, 2010, 02:13:14 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 10, 2010, 02:07:38 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on March 10, 2010, 12:15:47 AM
Quote from: maphdet on March 09, 2010, 11:07:18 PM
:horrormirth:

Only in fucking FLA.
\

Nonsense. Some Floridian just thought of it first.

It's just as likely to happen in Tucson. :horrormirth:
We can top this.
Well, yes. Yes we can.
Title: Re: Oh, FLORIDA.
Post by: Suu on March 10, 2010, 02:15:53 PM
There's dumb people everywhere, it's just that people expect to see it in Florida so they look for it. If anyone ever paid attention to Rhode Island, we'd totally take the cake.
Title: Re: Oh, FLORIDA.
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 10, 2010, 02:16:49 PM
Quote from: Suu on March 10, 2010, 02:15:53 PM
There's dumb people everywhere, it's just that people expect to see it in Florida so they look for it. If anyone ever paid attention to Rhode Island, we'd totally take the cake.

Yeah, but we're looking at states, not counties.
Title: Re: Oh, FLORIDA.
Post by: Freeky on March 10, 2010, 02:19:46 PM
:spittake:
Title: Re: Oh, FLORIDA.
Post by: Suu on March 10, 2010, 02:58:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 10, 2010, 02:16:49 PM
Quote from: Suu on March 10, 2010, 02:15:53 PM
There's dumb people everywhere, it's just that people expect to see it in Florida so they look for it. If anyone ever paid attention to Rhode Island, we'd totally take the cake.

Yeah, but we're looking at states, not counties.

If you're just looking at states, that also takes Massachusetts, Pennsylvania and Virginia off of the map.
Title: Re: Oh, FLORIDA.
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 10, 2010, 04:26:59 PM
Quote from: Suu on March 10, 2010, 02:58:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 10, 2010, 02:16:49 PM
Quote from: Suu on March 10, 2010, 02:15:53 PM
There's dumb people everywhere, it's just that people expect to see it in Florida so they look for it. If anyone ever paid attention to Rhode Island, we'd totally take the cake.

Yeah, but we're looking at states, not counties.

If you're just looking at states, that also takes Massachusetts, Pennsylvania and Virginia off of the map.

And New Hampshire.  I mean, really...Who do they think they're fooling?
Title: Re: Oh, FLORIDA.
Post by: Suu on March 10, 2010, 04:29:07 PM
New Hampshire is a state, not a commonwealth.
Title: Re: Oh, FLORIDA.
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 10, 2010, 04:33:04 PM
Quote from: Suu on March 10, 2010, 04:29:07 PM
New Hampshire is a state, not a commonwealth.

New Hampshire is a smallish-city, 6 farms, and filthy old retired rich people.

Title: Re: Oh, FLORIDA.
Post by: Suu on March 10, 2010, 04:36:15 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 10, 2010, 04:33:04 PM
Quote from: Suu on March 10, 2010, 04:29:07 PM
New Hampshire is a state, not a commonwealth.

New Hampshire is a smallish-city, 6 farms, and filthy old retired rich people.



Evidently, you've never been to NH, because the entire state isn't Portsmouth.
Title: Re: Oh, FLORIDA.
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 10, 2010, 04:37:59 PM
Quote from: Suu on March 10, 2010, 04:36:15 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 10, 2010, 04:33:04 PM
Quote from: Suu on March 10, 2010, 04:29:07 PM
New Hampshire is a state, not a commonwealth.

New Hampshire is a smallish-city, 6 farms, and filthy old retired rich people.



Evidently, you've never been to NH, because the entire state isn't Portsmouth.

No, I have never been. I am relying on vast generalizations and my own prejudices. 
Title: Re: Oh, FLORIDA.
Post by: Suu on March 10, 2010, 06:17:45 PM
NH is actually a tax-free dreamland where one can partake in cheap cheap liquor and any kind of fireworks imaginable. If it wasn't for that whole winter thing, I'd totally live there.

They make the rest of our New England states look baaaaad.
Title: Re: Oh, FLORIDA.
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 10, 2010, 06:25:05 PM
Quote from: Suu on March 10, 2010, 06:17:45 PM
NH is actually a tax-free dreamland where one can partake in cheap cheap liquor and any kind of fireworks imaginable. If it wasn't for that whole winter thing, I'd totally live there.

They make the rest of our New England states look baaaaad.

All the more reason to drive them into the sea.  Nobody likes a smartass.
Title: Re: Oh, FLORIDA.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 10, 2010, 06:44:41 PM
My sister and her husband are from Vermont, and for some reason Vermonters HATE New Hampshirites. It seems similar to the loathing of Oregon for California, but more virulently intense.
Title: Re: Oh, FLORIDA.
Post by: Richter on March 10, 2010, 06:51:10 PM
Hey, I loath Califorians too.  Excepting posters here, and Aunt Bangladesh D. (the pirate queen)

My feelings may be, in the sage words of hip-hop, an East Coast West Coast thing.
Title: Re: Oh, FLORIDA.
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 10, 2010, 06:53:07 PM
Quote from: Richter on March 10, 2010, 06:51:10 PM
Hey, I loath Califorians too.  Excepting posters here, and Aunt Bangladesh D. (the pirate queen)

My feelings may be, in the sage words of hip-hop, an East Coast West Coast thing.

At least you HAVE a coast.  I haven't seen the ocean in 14 years.
Title: Re: Oh, FLORIDA.
Post by: LMNO on March 10, 2010, 06:54:03 PM
If we're engaging in stereotypes here, most people I know characterize NH people as grumpy individualists, and VT people as hippies.

Again, total sterotypes, and most likely inaccurate; but if you want to play around with those labels, it's pretty obvious why two such groups might not get along.
Title: Re: Oh, FLORIDA.
Post by: Suu on March 10, 2010, 06:55:27 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 10, 2010, 06:44:41 PM
My sister and her husband are from Vermont, and for some reason Vermonters HATE New Hampshirites. It seems similar to the loathing of Oregon for California, but more virulently intense.

This is because Vermont is crunchy as fuck, communist, and more "green" in their tourist industry rather than New Hampshire, which is home to all the posh resorts and a lot of Republicans who think they do good by having no taxes.
Title: Re: Oh, FLORIDA.
Post by: LMNO on March 10, 2010, 06:57:16 PM
Well, I got the "hippie" part right...
Title: Re: Oh, FLORIDA.
Post by: Suu on March 10, 2010, 06:58:45 PM
Meanwhile, native Rhode Islanders just hate everyone and break out in hives when they cross state lines.

According to Rhode Island, everyone from Massachusetts is an asshole Puritan, everyone from Connecticut is a bitchy New Yorker wannabe who destroy our beaches in the summer, everyone from Maine is an inbred Downeaster, everyone from New Hampshire is a Republican isolationist that hordes all the good liquor, and Vermont is nothing but a bunch of hippie communists.

We are, of course, the superior New England state. *snort*
Title: Re: Oh, FLORIDA.
Post by: Richter on March 10, 2010, 07:04:35 PM
If Vermonters hates NH so much, why do so many have their cars regg'ed there?  :roll:

Hippy-crates
Title: Re: Oh, FLORIDA.
Post by: Suu on March 10, 2010, 07:09:03 PM
It goes back to that no-tax bit...From what I understand since VT is so underpopulated, taxes SUCK.
Title: Re: Oh, FLORIDA.
Post by: Richter on March 10, 2010, 07:19:01 PM
Quote from: Suu on March 10, 2010, 06:58:45 PM
Meanwhile, native Rhode Islanders just hate everyone and break out in hives when they cross state lines.

According to Rhode Island, everyone from Massachusetts is an asshole Puritan, everyone from Connecticut is a bitchy New Yorker wannabe who destroy our beaches in the summer, everyone from Maine is an inbred Downeaster, everyone from New Hampshire is a Republican isolationist that hordes all the good liquor, and Vermont is nothing but a bunch of hippie communists.

We are, of course, the superior New England state. *snort*

In that case I'm a Puritan asshole in the dark, strange land of heathens which is slowly adopting me.  This state is turnign me into Solomon Kane.
Title: Re: Oh, FLORIDA.
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 10, 2010, 07:20:18 PM
Quote from: Richter on March 10, 2010, 07:19:01 PM
Quote from: Suu on March 10, 2010, 06:58:45 PM
Meanwhile, native Rhode Islanders just hate everyone and break out in hives when they cross state lines.

According to Rhode Island, everyone from Massachusetts is an asshole Puritan, everyone from Connecticut is a bitchy New Yorker wannabe who destroy our beaches in the summer, everyone from Maine is an inbred Downeaster, everyone from New Hampshire is a Republican isolationist that hordes all the good liquor, and Vermont is nothing but a bunch of hippie communists.

We are, of course, the superior New England state. *snort*

In that case I'm a Puritan asshole in the dark, strange land of heathens which is slowly adopting me.  This state is turnign me into Solomon Kane.

If the demons get you, can I have your hat?
Title: Re: Oh, FLORIDA.
Post by: Richter on March 10, 2010, 07:42:58 PM
i don't see why not
Title: Re: Oh, FLORIDA.
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 10, 2010, 07:44:39 PM
Quote from: Richter on March 10, 2010, 07:42:58 PM
i don't see why not

Because Solomon Kane has a fucking sweet hat.
Title: Re: Oh, FLORIDA.
Post by: Richter on March 10, 2010, 08:06:12 PM
I need to find one of those, but everyplace want to add feathers of fold it around.
Title: Re: Oh, FLORIDA.
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 10, 2010, 08:56:36 PM
Quote from: Richter on March 10, 2010, 08:06:12 PM
I need to find one of those, but everyplace want to add feathers of fold it around.

Yank feathers out.
Title: Re: Oh, FLORIDA.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on March 10, 2010, 09:57:56 PM
The Vermont/New Hampshire feud is as old as the state boundaries, depending on where the story is told one state called the other upside down and it was taken less than kindly.

Rhode Island is Massachusetts Lite.  It has less calories but it's just missing something crucial.
Title: Re: Oh, FLORIDA.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 10, 2010, 10:05:33 PM
Oregonians only hate Californians when they try to come here. Although at this point our population is so saturated with ex-Californians I don't know who it is doing the hating. I think it's ex-Californians, on the "there's a reason we left!" principle.

Title: Re: Oh, FLORIDA.
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 11, 2010, 04:07:57 AM
Quote from: Suu on March 10, 2010, 06:58:45 PM
Meanwhile, native Rhode Islanders just hate everyone and break out in hives when they cross state lines.

According to Rhode Island, everyone from Massachusetts is an asshole Puritan, everyone from Connecticut is a bitchy New Yorker wannabe who destroy our beaches in the summer, everyone from Maine is an inbred Downeaster, everyone from New Hampshire is a Republican isolationist that hordes all the good liquor, and Vermont is nothing but a bunch of hippie communists.

We are, of course, the superior New England state. *snort*

Rhode Islanders sound like a bunch of crotchetty old cunts who hate everyone except themselves.
Good thing that place is small, I can just step over it on my way to NY.
Me? I think we're all made of turds and goo and everyone including myself sucks equally.
Title: Re: Oh, FLORIDA.
Post by: Cain on March 11, 2010, 02:19:30 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 10, 2010, 07:44:39 PM
Quote from: Richter on March 10, 2010, 07:42:58 PM
i don't see why not

Because Solomon Kane has a fucking sweet hat.

It is a nice hat (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NiceHat).  Very stylish, for a Puritan.

Yes, I am dropping TV Tropes links just so people click on them and get lost for hours.  Incidentally, Kane's hat is not mentioned on that page.
Title: Re: Oh, FLORIDA.
Post by: Richter on March 11, 2010, 02:32:30 PM
Cain, thanks to you I'm ow rading about Ciaphas Cain.

Go ahead and say it.
Title: Re: Oh, FLORIDA.
Post by: Cain on March 11, 2010, 02:33:42 PM
Izzat Ciaphas Cain, HERO OF THE IMPERIUM?  Who kills chaos-tinged xenoforms across the galaxy FOR THE EMPEROR!?
Title: Re: Oh, FLORIDA.
Post by: Richter on March 11, 2010, 02:35:09 PM
The patron saint of luck and sarcasm, textbook case of survivor guilt.
Title: Re: Oh, FLORIDA.
Post by: Cain on March 11, 2010, 02:43:41 PM
I'm still amazed anyone managed to write a comedy set in the WH40K Universe.  That's like setting a comedy in a dead baby processing plant. Run by Nazis.  On direct orders from Satan.
Title: Re: Oh, FLORIDA.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 13, 2010, 03:44:08 AM
Quote from: Cain on March 11, 2010, 02:43:41 PM
I'm still amazed anyone managed to write a comedy set in the WH40K Universe.  That's like setting a comedy in a dead baby processing plant. Run by Nazis.  On direct orders from Satan.

:lulz: