http://randazza.wordpress.com/2010/03/09/dont-shave-your-pubes-and-drive/
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Only in fucking FLA.
:lulz:
Quote from: maphdet on March 09, 2010, 11:07:18 PM
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Only in fucking FLA.
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Nonsense. Some Floridian just thought of it first.
It's just as likely to happen in Tucson. :horrormirth:
HAW HAW!
Airbags can cause BURNS?
God, cars really scare me.
Quote from: Nast on March 10, 2010, 04:40:17 AM
Airbags can cause BURNS?
God, cars really scare me.
yeah dude
Florida: Our most fucked up state.
wait
this woman was shaving her bikini line in the driver's seat, while her ex husband was driving from the passenger seat, while she was on the way to meet her boyfriend, AND she had a DU/suspended license.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Yew betcha!
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I googled "typical floridian" and got that
(is that NSFW?... )
It's NSFUSA
Quote from: Burns on March 10, 2010, 07:09:30 AM
It's NSFUSA
well then... http://bugsbunnyflorida.ytmnd.com/
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on March 10, 2010, 07:12:19 AM
Quote from: Burns on March 10, 2010, 07:09:30 AM
It's NSFUSA
well then... http://bugsbunnyflorida.ytmnd.com/
YES!
also can we actually make that happen...most of my father's side of the family live down there and the idea of them floating in the Bermuda Triangle makes me jolly full of life.
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on March 10, 2010, 07:03:05 AM
Yew betcha!
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I googled "typical floridian" and got that
(is that NSFW?... )
That's amazing. I think I had neighbors like that once...
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on March 10, 2010, 12:15:47 AM
Quote from: maphdet on March 09, 2010, 11:07:18 PM
:horrormirth:
Only in fucking FLA.
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Nonsense. Some Floridian just thought of it first.
It's just as likely to happen in Tucson. :horrormirth:
We can top this.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 10, 2010, 02:07:38 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on March 10, 2010, 12:15:47 AM
Quote from: maphdet on March 09, 2010, 11:07:18 PM
:horrormirth:
Only in fucking FLA.
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Nonsense. Some Floridian just thought of it first.
It's just as likely to happen in Tucson. :horrormirth:
We can top this.
Well, yes. Yes we can.
There's dumb people everywhere, it's just that people expect to see it in Florida so they look for it. If anyone ever paid attention to Rhode Island, we'd totally take the cake.
Quote from: Suu on March 10, 2010, 02:15:53 PM
There's dumb people everywhere, it's just that people expect to see it in Florida so they look for it. If anyone ever paid attention to Rhode Island, we'd totally take the cake.
Yeah, but we're looking at states, not counties.
:spittake:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 10, 2010, 02:16:49 PM
Quote from: Suu on March 10, 2010, 02:15:53 PM
There's dumb people everywhere, it's just that people expect to see it in Florida so they look for it. If anyone ever paid attention to Rhode Island, we'd totally take the cake.
Yeah, but we're looking at states, not counties.
If you're just looking at states, that also takes Massachusetts, Pennsylvania and Virginia off of the map.
Quote from: Suu on March 10, 2010, 02:58:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 10, 2010, 02:16:49 PM
Quote from: Suu on March 10, 2010, 02:15:53 PM
There's dumb people everywhere, it's just that people expect to see it in Florida so they look for it. If anyone ever paid attention to Rhode Island, we'd totally take the cake.
Yeah, but we're looking at states, not counties.
If you're just looking at states, that also takes Massachusetts, Pennsylvania and Virginia off of the map.
And New Hampshire. I mean,
really...Who do they think they're fooling?
New Hampshire is a state, not a commonwealth.
Quote from: Suu on March 10, 2010, 04:29:07 PM
New Hampshire is a state, not a commonwealth.
New Hampshire is a smallish-city, 6 farms, and filthy old retired rich people.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 10, 2010, 04:33:04 PM
Quote from: Suu on March 10, 2010, 04:29:07 PM
New Hampshire is a state, not a commonwealth.
New Hampshire is a smallish-city, 6 farms, and filthy old retired rich people.
Evidently, you've never been to NH, because the entire state isn't Portsmouth.
Quote from: Suu on March 10, 2010, 04:36:15 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 10, 2010, 04:33:04 PM
Quote from: Suu on March 10, 2010, 04:29:07 PM
New Hampshire is a state, not a commonwealth.
New Hampshire is a smallish-city, 6 farms, and filthy old retired rich people.
Evidently, you've never been to NH, because the entire state isn't Portsmouth.
No, I have never been. I am relying on vast generalizations and my own prejudices.
NH is actually a tax-free dreamland where one can partake in cheap cheap liquor and any kind of fireworks imaginable. If it wasn't for that whole winter thing, I'd totally live there.
They make the rest of our New England states look baaaaad.
Quote from: Suu on March 10, 2010, 06:17:45 PM
NH is actually a tax-free dreamland where one can partake in cheap cheap liquor and any kind of fireworks imaginable. If it wasn't for that whole winter thing, I'd totally live there.
They make the rest of our New England states look baaaaad.
All the more reason to drive them into the sea. Nobody likes a smartass.
My sister and her husband are from Vermont, and for some reason Vermonters HATE New Hampshirites. It seems similar to the loathing of Oregon for California, but more virulently intense.
Hey, I loath Califorians too. Excepting posters here, and Aunt Bangladesh D. (the pirate queen)
My feelings may be, in the sage words of hip-hop, an East Coast West Coast thing.
Quote from: Richter on March 10, 2010, 06:51:10 PM
Hey, I loath Califorians too. Excepting posters here, and Aunt Bangladesh D. (the pirate queen)
My feelings may be, in the sage words of hip-hop, an East Coast West Coast thing.
At least you HAVE a coast. I haven't seen the ocean in 14 years.
If we're engaging in stereotypes here, most people I know characterize NH people as grumpy individualists, and VT people as hippies.
Again, total sterotypes, and most likely inaccurate; but if you want to play around with those labels, it's pretty obvious why two such groups might not get along.
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 10, 2010, 06:44:41 PM
My sister and her husband are from Vermont, and for some reason Vermonters HATE New Hampshirites. It seems similar to the loathing of Oregon for California, but more virulently intense.
This is because Vermont is crunchy as fuck, communist, and more "green" in their tourist industry rather than New Hampshire, which is home to all the posh resorts and a lot of Republicans who think they do good by having no taxes.
Well, I got the "hippie" part right...
Meanwhile, native Rhode Islanders just hate everyone and break out in hives when they cross state lines.
According to Rhode Island, everyone from Massachusetts is an asshole Puritan, everyone from Connecticut is a bitchy New Yorker wannabe who destroy our beaches in the summer, everyone from Maine is an inbred Downeaster, everyone from New Hampshire is a Republican isolationist that hordes all the good liquor, and Vermont is nothing but a bunch of hippie communists.
We are, of course, the superior New England state. *snort*
If Vermonters hates NH so much, why do so many have their cars regg'ed there? :roll:
Hippy-crates
It goes back to that no-tax bit...From what I understand since VT is so underpopulated, taxes SUCK.
Quote from: Suu on March 10, 2010, 06:58:45 PM
Meanwhile, native Rhode Islanders just hate everyone and break out in hives when they cross state lines.
According to Rhode Island, everyone from Massachusetts is an asshole Puritan, everyone from Connecticut is a bitchy New Yorker wannabe who destroy our beaches in the summer, everyone from Maine is an inbred Downeaster, everyone from New Hampshire is a Republican isolationist that hordes all the good liquor, and Vermont is nothing but a bunch of hippie communists.
We are, of course, the superior New England state. *snort*
In that case I'm a Puritan asshole in the dark, strange land of heathens which is slowly adopting me. This state is turnign me into Solomon Kane.
Quote from: Richter on March 10, 2010, 07:19:01 PM
Quote from: Suu on March 10, 2010, 06:58:45 PM
Meanwhile, native Rhode Islanders just hate everyone and break out in hives when they cross state lines.
According to Rhode Island, everyone from Massachusetts is an asshole Puritan, everyone from Connecticut is a bitchy New Yorker wannabe who destroy our beaches in the summer, everyone from Maine is an inbred Downeaster, everyone from New Hampshire is a Republican isolationist that hordes all the good liquor, and Vermont is nothing but a bunch of hippie communists.
We are, of course, the superior New England state. *snort*
In that case I'm a Puritan asshole in the dark, strange land of heathens which is slowly adopting me. This state is turnign me into Solomon Kane.
If the demons get you, can I have your hat?
i don't see why not
Quote from: Richter on March 10, 2010, 07:42:58 PM
i don't see why not
Because Solomon Kane has a fucking sweet hat.
I need to find one of those, but everyplace want to add feathers of fold it around.
Quote from: Richter on March 10, 2010, 08:06:12 PM
I need to find one of those, but everyplace want to add feathers of fold it around.
Yank feathers out.
The Vermont/New Hampshire feud is as old as the state boundaries, depending on where the story is told one state called the other upside down and it was taken less than kindly.
Rhode Island is Massachusetts Lite. It has less calories but it's just missing something crucial.
Oregonians only hate Californians when they try to come here. Although at this point our population is so saturated with ex-Californians I don't know who it is doing the hating. I think it's ex-Californians, on the "there's a reason we left!" principle.
Quote from: Suu on March 10, 2010, 06:58:45 PM
Meanwhile, native Rhode Islanders just hate everyone and break out in hives when they cross state lines.
According to Rhode Island, everyone from Massachusetts is an asshole Puritan, everyone from Connecticut is a bitchy New Yorker wannabe who destroy our beaches in the summer, everyone from Maine is an inbred Downeaster, everyone from New Hampshire is a Republican isolationist that hordes all the good liquor, and Vermont is nothing but a bunch of hippie communists.
We are, of course, the superior New England state. *snort*
Rhode Islanders sound like a bunch of crotchetty old cunts who hate everyone except themselves.
Good thing that place is small, I can just step over it on my way to NY.
Me? I think we're all made of turds and goo and everyone including myself sucks equally.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 10, 2010, 07:44:39 PM
Quote from: Richter on March 10, 2010, 07:42:58 PM
i don't see why not
Because Solomon Kane has a fucking sweet hat.
It is a nice hat (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NiceHat). Very stylish, for a Puritan.
Yes, I am dropping TV Tropes links just so people click on them and get lost for hours. Incidentally, Kane's hat is not mentioned on that page.
Cain, thanks to you I'm ow rading about Ciaphas Cain.
Go ahead and say it.
Izzat Ciaphas Cain, HERO OF THE IMPERIUM? Who kills chaos-tinged xenoforms across the galaxy FOR THE EMPEROR!?
The patron saint of luck and sarcasm, textbook case of survivor guilt.
I'm still amazed anyone managed to write a comedy set in the WH40K Universe. That's like setting a comedy in a dead baby processing plant. Run by Nazis. On direct orders from Satan.
Quote from: Cain on March 11, 2010, 02:43:41 PM
I'm still amazed anyone managed to write a comedy set in the WH40K Universe. That's like setting a comedy in a dead baby processing plant. Run by Nazis. On direct orders from Satan.
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