Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Doktor Howl on March 11, 2010, 03:51:54 PM

Title: So, yeah, stomach bug going around...
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 11, 2010, 03:51:54 PM
...I just puked on the engineer.  Again (I did this last year).

Because he was bloviating between me and the bathroom.  Again.
Title: Re: So, yeah, stomach bug going around...
Post by: Richter on March 11, 2010, 03:53:57 PM
WIN.
Title: Re: So, yeah, stomach bug going around...
Post by: Freeky on March 11, 2010, 03:54:09 PM
Augh, I hope I didn't give it to you.

Drink lots of water and puke as much as you can. That'll clear your stomach, I found.
Title: Re: So, yeah, stomach bug going around...
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 11, 2010, 03:56:44 PM
Everyone here is barfing too.

And that engineer obviously needed to learn a lesson.
Title: Re: So, yeah, stomach bug going around...
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 11, 2010, 03:58:27 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on March 11, 2010, 03:54:09 PM
Augh, I hope I didn't give it to you.

Drink lots of water and puke as much as you can. That'll clear your stomach, I found.

Ima run out of engineers.   :)

Roger:  Out of the way, Mike.

Mike (imagine impossibly nasal voice):  Now, just a minute here, I need you to...

Roger:  BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRF!

Mike:  Shit.

Roger:  See?  (points)  Cucumber and tomato salad!

Mike:  (Makes retching noises, staggers off)



As soon as my stomach calms down, Ima go home.
Title: Re: So, yeah, stomach bug going around...
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 11, 2010, 04:02:09 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 11, 2010, 03:58:27 PM
Roger:  See?  (points)  Cucumber and tomato salad!

oh man, that sounds good
Title: Re: So, yeah, stomach bug going around...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 11, 2010, 04:48:50 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 11, 2010, 03:58:27 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on March 11, 2010, 03:54:09 PM
Augh, I hope I didn't give it to you.

Drink lots of water and puke as much as you can. That'll clear your stomach, I found.

Ima run out of engineers.   :)

Roger:  Out of the way, Mike.

Mike (imagine impossibly nasal voice):  Now, just a minute here, I need you to...

Roger:  BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRF!

Mike:  Shit.

Roger:  See?  (points)  Cucumber and tomato salad!

Mike:  (Makes retching noises, staggers off)



As soon as my stomach calms down, Ima go home.

:mittens:
Title: Re: So, yeah, stomach bug going around...
Post by: Richter on March 11, 2010, 04:50:15 PM
You'd think he'd learn.
Title: Re: So, yeah, stomach bug going around...
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 11, 2010, 04:56:00 PM
Quote from: Richter on March 11, 2010, 04:50:15 PM
You'd think he'd learn.

He's an engineer.  Once they get their PE, they are incapable of learning.

Home now. 

Hungry as hell from losing my breakfast.  The only think in the fridge is some spiced Bhuna chicken.

Oh, yeah.  For SCIENCE!
Title: Re: So, yeah, stomach bug going around...
Post by: Freeky on March 11, 2010, 05:00:18 PM
DO IT DO IT DO IT :lulz:
Title: Re: So, yeah, stomach bug going around...
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 11, 2010, 05:01:40 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on March 11, 2010, 05:00:18 PM
DO IT DO IT DO IT :lulz:

Nom nom nom.

Oh, yeah.  This was a mistake.
Title: Re: So, yeah, stomach bug going around...
Post by: LMNO on March 11, 2010, 05:02:38 PM
Dammit, the Doktor's on "self-destruct" mode again.


Someone call Nurse Mayhem.
Title: Re: So, yeah, stomach bug going around...
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 11, 2010, 05:03:40 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 11, 2010, 05:02:38 PM
Dammit, the Doktor's on "self-destruct" mode again.


Someone call Nurse Mayhem.

You know, this feels way worse than I thought it would.   :sad:
Title: Re: So, yeah, stomach bug going around...
Post by: LMNO on March 11, 2010, 05:05:15 PM
MONKEY NO LEARN.
Title: Re: So, yeah, stomach bug going around...
Post by: Freeky on March 11, 2010, 05:13:38 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 11, 2010, 05:01:40 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on March 11, 2010, 05:00:18 PM
DO IT DO IT DO IT :lulz:

Nom nom nom.

Oh, yeah.  This was a mistake.

:(


Lots and lots and lots of water, and maybe some milk too.
Title: Re: So, yeah, stomach bug going around...
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 11, 2010, 05:14:19 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on March 11, 2010, 05:13:38 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 11, 2010, 05:01:40 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on March 11, 2010, 05:00:18 PM
DO IT DO IT DO IT :lulz:

Nom nom nom.

Oh, yeah.  This was a mistake.

:(


Lots and lots and lots of water, and maybe some milk too.

Too late.  That was like puking up gasoline.   :sad:
Title: Re: So, yeah, stomach bug going around...
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 11, 2010, 05:15:19 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 11, 2010, 05:05:15 PM
MONKEY NO LEARN.

How long you known me, now?   :lulz:
Title: Re: So, yeah, stomach bug going around...
Post by: Bella on March 11, 2010, 05:18:49 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on March 11, 2010, 03:54:09 PM
Augh, I hope I didn't give it to you.

Drink lots of water and puke as much as you can. That'll clear your stomach, I found.

I hate puking so much.  It's far better to lay perfectly still for hours, days, even weeks, rather than puke and get it over with.
Title: Re: So, yeah, stomach bug going around...
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 11, 2010, 05:20:07 PM
Quote from: Bella on March 11, 2010, 05:18:49 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on March 11, 2010, 03:54:09 PM
Augh, I hope I didn't give it to you.

Drink lots of water and puke as much as you can. That'll clear your stomach, I found.

I hate puking so much.  It's far better to lay perfectly still for hours, days, even weeks, rather than puke and get it over with.

I wasn't given the option.
Title: Re: So, yeah, stomach bug going around...
Post by: Richter on March 11, 2010, 05:21:28 PM
Shit man. 
Title: Re: So, yeah, stomach bug going around...
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 11, 2010, 05:22:19 PM
Quote from: Richter on March 11, 2010, 05:21:28 PM
Shit man. 

I can't process it long enough.

If TGG's bout with this is any indication, this will be short (a day or so) but spectacular.
Title: Re: So, yeah, stomach bug going around...
Post by: Freeky on March 11, 2010, 05:24:18 PM
Quote from: Bella on March 11, 2010, 05:18:49 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on March 11, 2010, 03:54:09 PM
Augh, I hope I didn't give it to you.

Drink lots of water and puke as much as you can. That'll clear your stomach, I found.

I hate puking so much.  It's far better to lay perfectly still for hours, days, even weeks, rather than puke and get it over with.

I do too. And I usually agree that I'd rather lie still, but it was either puke in the bathroom or puke in my bed. That shit was happening whether I liked it or not.

Is TGG feeling better?
Title: Re: So, yeah, stomach bug going around...
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 11, 2010, 05:25:23 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on March 11, 2010, 05:24:18 PM
Quote from: Bella on March 11, 2010, 05:18:49 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on March 11, 2010, 03:54:09 PM
Augh, I hope I didn't give it to you.

Drink lots of water and puke as much as you can. That'll clear your stomach, I found.

I hate puking so much.  It's far better to lay perfectly still for hours, days, even weeks, rather than puke and get it over with.

I do too. And I usually agree that I'd rather lie still, but it was either puke in the bathroom or puke in my bed. That shit was happening whether I liked it or not.

Is TGG feeling better?

Yeah, she was only sick for a day or so.  Same with the guys at work who have had it.

Even Ed got sick, which means this is SUPERBUG.  Because Ed's hate kills most microbes 10' away.
Title: Re: So, yeah, stomach bug going around...
Post by: Cain on March 11, 2010, 05:27:05 PM
The best part about puking illnesses, projectile vomiting aside, is once you puke, you immediately feel much better, yet people will want you away from work regardless.  Its basically like having another day off, except you occasionally run to the toilet and chunder up half-digested food.
Title: Re: So, yeah, stomach bug going around...
Post by: Freeky on March 11, 2010, 05:29:00 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 11, 2010, 05:25:23 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on March 11, 2010, 05:24:18 PM
Quote from: Bella on March 11, 2010, 05:18:49 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on March 11, 2010, 03:54:09 PM
Augh, I hope I didn't give it to you.

Drink lots of water and puke as much as you can. That'll clear your stomach, I found.

I hate puking so much.  It's far better to lay perfectly still for hours, days, even weeks, rather than puke and get it over with.

I do too. And I usually agree that I'd rather lie still, but it was either puke in the bathroom or puke in my bed. That shit was happening whether I liked it or not.

Is TGG feeling better?

Yeah, she was only sick for a day or so.  Same with the guys at work who have had it.

Even Ed got sick, which means this is SUPERBUG.  Because Ed's hate kills most microbes 10' away.
Damn.

Quote from: Cain on March 11, 2010, 05:27:05 PM
The best part about puking illnesses, projectile vomiting aside, is once you puke, you immediately feel much better, yet people will want you away from work regardless.  Its basically like having another day off, except you occasionally run to the toilet and chunder up half-digested food.
This.
Title: Re: So, yeah, stomach bug going around...
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 11, 2010, 05:30:25 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 11, 2010, 05:27:05 PM
The best part about puking illnesses, projectile vomiting aside, is once you puke, you immediately feel much better, yet people will want you away from work regardless.  Its basically like having another day off, except you occasionally run to the toilet and chunder up half-digested food.

Actually, the last time this happened, my boss asked me if I could "stick it out".

I offered to work the rest of the day, if I could do it in his office.  He doesn't ask that sort of thing anymore.
Title: Re: So, yeah, stomach bug going around...
Post by: Cain on March 11, 2010, 05:32:33 PM
Yeah, probably the best way to respond to such things.

Fortunately, working in the food industry means anything like that and you're off home right away.  Even if you feel fine and promise not to do it again.
Title: Re: So, yeah, stomach bug going around...
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 11, 2010, 05:34:39 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 11, 2010, 05:32:33 PM
Yeah, probably the best way to respond to such things.

Fortunately, working in the food industry means anything like that and you're off home right away.  Even if you feel fine and promise not to do it again.

Point.

Can't have the waitstaff, etc, woofing cookies in the food (or even handling it).
Title: Re: So, yeah, stomach bug going around...
Post by: Richter on March 11, 2010, 05:35:44 PM
I hate puking, several insane bouts with bad food or epic illness in college had me nauseos and heaving, ubale to even focus on a computer screen, for days on end.  On at least one occasion the foce of my own projectile vomit and the accompanying muscle tensing was the ONLY thing keeping me standing.  

I got a reputation for inhuman will when I still tried to attend study groups and class regardless of this.
Title: Re: So, yeah, stomach bug going around...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 11, 2010, 08:21:55 PM
I hate puking so much. It totally wrecks me; I become a complete and utter crying mess, I wet myself, blood vessels in my eyes burst, and my throat burns for days.

Which makes it really unfortunate that I will pretty much barf at the drop of a hat.

Title: Re: So, yeah, stomach bug going around...
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on March 11, 2010, 08:27:21 PM
I've only ever puked as a result of hangovers for...a long time.  Which isn't bad, since I'll wake up, know I'm going to barf, find something pleasant to barf up like a banana or something and then wait for the inevitable.  Certainly beats the hell out of an abominable headache.
Title: Re: So, yeah, stomach bug going around...
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on March 11, 2010, 08:45:37 PM
If you're still chucking stuff up I recommend eating brownies and vomiting in a public area.

If you can manage, it will help settle your stomach if someone video tapes it.
Title: Re: So, yeah, stomach bug going around...
Post by: NotPublished on March 11, 2010, 08:50:08 PM
Why isn't someone taking Roger into their protective Bossoms?

"Come to my healing Bossoms Roger"
Title: Re: So, yeah, stomach bug going around...
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on March 11, 2010, 08:52:53 PM
I lack a bosom of my own and I'm not comfortable with him borrowing my lady friend's bosom.

Fuck, now I'm going to start saying that word...
Title: Re: So, yeah, stomach bug going around...
Post by: Juana on March 11, 2010, 08:54:44 PM
I would rather puke than lay still and be miserable for a day. Puke once or twice, sleep all day, be fine the next morning.


Feel better Dok. Milk and toast? Usually works for me.
Title: Re: So, yeah, stomach bug going around...
Post by: NotPublished on March 11, 2010, 08:58:29 PM
Maybe we can promote your Lady Friend to the Communial Bosom?
The Bosom will be passed around the Elder Circle and possibly smoked.
Title: Re: So, yeah, stomach bug going around...
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on March 11, 2010, 09:02:11 PM
I'm very much against this idea, but it's her body so I'll have to ask her and see what she says.
Title: Re: So, yeah, stomach bug going around...
Post by: NotPublished on March 11, 2010, 09:04:09 PM
I would of thought it would of been a great honour amonst the Principia.


ok screw it your right, probably one of the grosest things ever. You know what? Fuck you all you sick fucks.

NP,
:fap: onto your face
Title: Re: So, yeah, stomach bug going around...
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on March 11, 2010, 09:05:15 PM
Bunch of preverts.
Title: Re: So, yeah, stomach bug going around...
Post by: NotPublished on March 11, 2010, 09:10:56 PM
Is the sexual rape not enough?!  :x Think of the poor children


ALSO -
GET WELL SOON ROGER!  :argh!: YOU ARE VERY MUCH LOVED BY ANGRY ETHNICS!
Title: Re: So, yeah, stomach bug going around...
Post by: Chairman Risus on March 11, 2010, 10:27:14 PM
I once threw up an entirely intact orange. No idea how it got back together.

True story.
Title: Re: So, yeah, stomach bug going around...
Post by: -Kel- on March 11, 2010, 11:07:51 PM
Quote from: Demon Sheep on March 11, 2010, 08:54:44 PM
I would rather puke than lay still and be miserable for a day. Puke once or twice, sleep all day, be fine the next morning.


Feel better Dok. Milk and toast? Usually works for me.

that's what i did on tuesday, minus the puking. I had something attacking my lungs, so went home and slept all day.
Title: Re: So, yeah, stomach bug going around...
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 11, 2010, 11:58:31 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 11, 2010, 08:21:55 PM
I hate puking so much. It totally wrecks me; I become a complete and utter crying mess, I wet myself, blood vessels in my eyes burst, and my throat burns for days.

Which makes it really unfortunate that I will pretty much barf at the drop of a hat.



I puke like I'm screaming at someone.

I'm all like ROOOOOOOOAAAAAR!  And then I'm done.  Doesn't bug me a bit.
Title: Re: So, yeah, stomach bug going around...
Post by: Jasper on March 12, 2010, 12:56:25 AM
I'm kind of in between.  I dislike vomiting, but the nasty mouth bothers me more than the act.
Title: Re: So, yeah, stomach bug going around...
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 12, 2010, 01:05:25 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 12, 2010, 12:56:25 AM
I'm kind of in between.  I dislike vomiting, but the nasty mouth bothers me more than the act.

I find it about as annoying as a sneeze.
Title: Re: So, yeah, stomach bug going around...
Post by: Jasper on March 12, 2010, 01:07:00 AM
You vomit how often?
Title: Re: So, yeah, stomach bug going around...
Post by: Dysnomia on March 12, 2010, 03:05:16 AM
i hate vomiting.  :vom:



though my best friend just got the stomach flu the other day.  hope it doesn't make it's way up here.   :x
Title: Re: So, yeah, stomach bug going around...
Post by: Rumckle on March 12, 2010, 03:27:26 AM
Quote from: Risus on March 11, 2010, 10:27:14 PM
I once threw up an entirely intact orange. No idea how it got back together.

True story.

:mittens:
Title: Re: So, yeah, stomach bug going around...
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on March 12, 2010, 03:37:03 PM
I hope you are feeling better today Roger! 

I've always pushed the ginger ale and crackers when I'm hurling. 

Title: Re: So, yeah, stomach bug going around...
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 12, 2010, 05:01:34 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 12, 2010, 01:07:00 AM
You vomit how often?

Depends.
Title: Re: So, yeah, stomach bug going around...
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 12, 2010, 05:02:36 PM
Quote from: Khara on March 12, 2010, 03:37:03 PM
I hope you are feeling better today Roger! 

I've always pushed the ginger ale and crackers when I'm hurling. 



Well, the horrible microscopic infidels have moved their rave party to my lower GI now.

I've been pooping all night.  Too awful to describe.
Title: Re: So, yeah, stomach bug going around...
Post by: Freeky on March 12, 2010, 05:04:22 PM
 :sad:

Title: Re: So, yeah, stomach bug going around...
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 12, 2010, 05:07:50 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on March 12, 2010, 05:04:22 PM
:sad:



Yeah, I don't think I'm going to coffee night.  I think instead I will be doing "rehydration night", probably in my own bed.

Sorry.

Oh, but Frank is on for D&D tomorrow, so you need to do up a character.  We have a cleric, a bard, and a rogue (going rogue/ranger) so far.  Could use a beat stick.
Title: Re: So, yeah, stomach bug going around...
Post by: Freeky on March 12, 2010, 05:23:21 PM
BEAT STICK! YAY! :)
Title: Re: So, yeah, stomach bug going around...
Post by: Richter on March 12, 2010, 05:25:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 12, 2010, 05:02:36 PM
Quote from: Khara on March 12, 2010, 03:37:03 PM
I hope you are feeling better today Roger! 

I've always pushed the ginger ale and crackers when I'm hurling. 



Well, the horrible microscopic infidels have moved their rave party to my lower GI now.

I've been pooping all night.  Too awful to describe.

SUCK.

Food poisoning showed me puking = GOOD.  It's over in 12-24 hours, as opposed to 72 when your body decides to go the other route.
Title: Re: So, yeah, stomach bug going around...
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 12, 2010, 10:57:26 PM
Quote from: Richter on March 12, 2010, 05:25:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 12, 2010, 05:02:36 PM
Quote from: Khara on March 12, 2010, 03:37:03 PM
I hope you are feeling better today Roger! 

I've always pushed the ginger ale and crackers when I'm hurling. 



Well, the horrible microscopic infidels have moved their rave party to my lower GI now.

I've been pooping all night.  Too awful to describe.

SUCK.

Food poisoning showed me puking = GOOD.  It's over in 12-24 hours, as opposed to 72 when your body decides to go the other route.

Slept all day.  Feel somewhat better now.

Ordered Vindaloo.  Won't have the guts to eat it before tomorrow.
Title: Re: So, yeah, stomach bug going around...
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on March 12, 2010, 10:59:58 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 12, 2010, 05:07:50 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on March 12, 2010, 05:04:22 PM
:sad:



Yeah, I don't think I'm going to coffee night.  I think instead I will be doing "rehydration night", probably in my own bed.

Sorry.

Oh, but Frank is on for D&D tomorrow, so you need to do up a character.  We have a cleric, a bard, and a rogue (going rogue/ranger) so far.  Could use a beat stick.

Hahahaha I had no idea you played D&D that's pretty awesome.
Title: Re: So, yeah, stomach bug going around...
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 12, 2010, 11:01:39 PM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on March 12, 2010, 10:59:58 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 12, 2010, 05:07:50 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on March 12, 2010, 05:04:22 PM
:sad:



Yeah, I don't think I'm going to coffee night.  I think instead I will be doing "rehydration night", probably in my own bed.

Sorry.

Oh, but Frank is on for D&D tomorrow, so you need to do up a character.  We have a cleric, a bard, and a rogue (going rogue/ranger) so far.  Could use a beat stick.

Hahahaha I had no idea you played D&D that's pretty awesome.

Since 1977.

I am a nerd.  I am comfortable with this.
Title: Re: So, yeah, stomach bug going around...
Post by: Jasper on March 12, 2010, 11:14:13 PM
Glad you're feeling somewhat better. 

If we ever get the chance, we should totally game. 

Title: Re: So, yeah, stomach bug going around...
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 12, 2010, 11:17:18 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 12, 2010, 11:14:13 PM
Glad you're feeling somewhat better. 

If we ever get the chance, we should totally game. 



Well, you know where I am.  We run Pathfinder ("D&D 3.7") once a week.
Title: Re: So, yeah, stomach bug going around...
Post by: Jasper on March 12, 2010, 11:23:23 PM
I've got to figure out what this year is going to look like before I make any more travel plans, but it sounds fun.