IMAGINE
If Hollywood did a movie about this forum, how would you cast it? Doesn't have to be accurate, just satisfying.
I call Zach Braff.
/dick move, fread roont, etc
I call Vinnie Jones.
Buscemi.
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 14, 2010, 08:49:41 AM
I call Vinnie Jones.
HA!
I could see him with your facial hair. It would look a bit weird, but very cool at the same time.
Clancy Brown
Walter Plinge
I call David Tennant
(http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/8629/ikdoctorwhocomp.jpg)
Calling Zooey Deschanel to play a female thirty year old version of me.
Quote from: Triple Zero on March 14, 2010, 12:11:18 PM
I call David Tennant
(http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/8629/ikdoctorwhocomp.jpg)
HOLY SHIT, TRIPS IS DOCTOR WHO.
Imma call the bird who played Jet Girl, Naomi Watts.
Either Willem Dafoe or Dereck Jacoby
I feel like people should be deciding who plays other people, not themselves. The results would be funnier I feel.
Fuck it. I call Keanu Reeves.
Whoah.
I call Natalie Portman, since she's the closest resemblance of me who I can think of off the top of my head without having a cup of coffee first.
Samuel L Jackson for TGRR.
Doogie Hauser for Dok Howl.
I'd have to get somebody retarded like Drew Barrymore or Lori Petty.
According to one of those stupid "Celebrity Look a like" sites, I would be Tom Selleck, Paul Rudd, or Jason Isaacs. :kingmeh:
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on March 14, 2010, 05:22:09 PM
According to one of those stupid "Celebrity Look a like" sites, I would be Tom Selleck, Paul Rudd, or Jason Isaacs. :kingmeh:
I always thought you looked like Grover
gone bad.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 14, 2010, 05:23:05 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on March 14, 2010, 05:22:09 PM
According to one of those stupid "Celebrity Look a like" sites, I would be Tom Selleck, Paul Rudd, or Jason Isaacs. :kingmeh:
I always thought you looked like Grover gone bad.
I'LL CUT YOU!!1
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(http://i42.tinypic.com/2wnai34.jpg)
Quote from: dimo on March 14, 2010, 03:49:04 PM
I feel like people should be deciding who plays other people, not themselves. The results would be funnier I feel.
This.
I call Grizzly Adams
Heh, someone made one of these threads a long time ago.
+10 internets to the person who finds and bumps it.
For some reason I see TTM as Paul Giamatti, except not as husky.
(http://stupidcelebrities.net/wp-content/peeweepaulreubens.jpg)
Orlando Bloom plays E.O.T.
(http://netanya.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/legolas_golden_light.jpg)
I will be played by ZORDON
(http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/9/14/633569868138242126-zordon.jpg)
My part will be played by Dakota Fanning in drag.
Quote from: Cramulus on March 15, 2010, 03:07:24 PM
I will be played by ZORDON
(http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/9/14/633569868138242126-zordon.jpg)
NO I AM THE DEDCIDER
You will be played by Bruce Willis.
Quote from: LMNO on March 15, 2010, 03:10:11 PM
My part will be played by Dakota Fanning in drag.
I think not.
Your part will be played by Jason Bateman.
(http://chrisfarnsworth.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/jason_bateman2.jpg?w=200&h=300)
If I thought it was going to be that kind of live action roleplaying game, I would have stuck my dick in a pile of gold doubloons.
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(http://www.sawf.org/newsphotos/hollywood/bruce_willis_16_blocks.jpg)
Oooh, do me, Nigel! :D
Me too PLZ.
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:richter:
Freeky is played by Geena Davis.
(http://familiarface.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/geena-davis.jpg)
Richter: Jimmy Stewart.
(http://thebsreport.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/james-stewart1.jpg?w=371&h=480)
Geena Davis? Hot damn, I'm hot! :lulz: :D
Hahaaa At first I was like "Hey a new pic of Jenne" :-)
And me, if not David Tennant, then ?
Nigel, Dok & TGRR, pls
Quote from: Triple Zero on March 15, 2010, 03:39:16 PM
Hahaaa At first I was like "Hey a new pic of Jenne" :-)
And me, if not David Tennant, then ?
You will be played by Mandy Patinkin.
(http://thetorchonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/inigo-montoya.jpg)
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 15, 2010, 03:41:31 PM
Nigel, Dok & TGRR, pls
Dok will be played by Neil Patrick Harris (you know it).
(http://screenrant.com/wp-content/uploads/harris-as-dr-horrible.jpg)
TGRR will be played by Tim Roth.
(http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2009/01/tim_roth.jpg)
Woot!
Oooh. This just got good, eh?
DO ME DO ME!
:lulz:Zordon
Haha! Yea, wut Dimo said!
Quote from: dimo on March 15, 2010, 04:17:02 PM
Oooh. This just got good, eh?
DO ME DO ME!
:lulz:Zordon
Al Pacino.
(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gawker/2009/05/al-pacino-5.jpg)
Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on March 15, 2010, 04:18:50 PM
Haha! Yea, wut Dimo said!
Cyndi Lauper.
(http://nopotat0es.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/cyndi-lauper3.jpeg)
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 15, 2010, 04:20:24 PM
Al Pacino.
Heeey, I gotta good one! Though I'd never be that well dressed.
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 15, 2010, 04:15:30 PM
Dok will be played by Neil Patrick Harris (you know it).
(http://screenrant.com/wp-content/uploads/harris-as-dr-horrible.jpg)
Ha, I just watched that the other day. What the hell was the name of that show? Something Musical something something....
Hmm. What would mine be, I wonder?
Quote from: dimo on March 15, 2010, 04:25:51 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 15, 2010, 04:20:24 PM
Al Pacino.
Heeey, I gotta good one! Though I'd never be that well dressed.
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 15, 2010, 04:15:30 PM
Dok will be played by Neil Patrick Harris (you know it).
(http://screenrant.com/wp-content/uploads/harris-as-dr-horrible.jpg)
Ha, I just watched that the other day. What the hell was the name of that show? Something Musical something something....
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog.
I hope you got the 2-disk set with "The Making Of" on it, because that shit is fucking fantastic.
FRED YOU ARE PLAYED BY THIS FLOWER.
(http://mypetsdotcom.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/img_0121.jpg)
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 15, 2010, 04:44:54 PM
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog.
I hope you got the 2-disk set with "The Making Of" on it, because that shit is fucking fantastic.
I actually just saw one episode at a friends. The one with the laundrymat chick. I thought it was pretty good.
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on March 15, 2010, 04:33:43 PM
Hmm. What would mine be, I wonder?
Peter O'Toole.
(http://cdn.thingsasian.com/ta2006/3/0/5/4/30544_feat.jpg)
Hells to the yes. :D He was one of the ones I was hoping for.
Quote from: Risus on March 15, 2010, 04:46:38 PM
FRED YOU ARE PLAYED BY THIS FLOWER.
(http://mypetsdotcom.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/img_0121.jpg)
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :mittens:
Actually I imagine Fred being played by Claire Danes.
(http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/claire-danes/pictures/claire-danes-picture-3.jpg)
What would the plot be?
(yes, 'things fell apart, no one did much of anything')
Jesus. you could crack ostrich eggs with her jawline.
OK, I guess you oughtta pick someone to play me.
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 15, 2010, 04:55:04 PM
Jesus. you could crack ostrich eggs with her jawline.
OK, I guess you oughtta pick someone to play me.
James Dean.
(http://www.damonchernavsky.com/Pictures/james-dean-east-of-eden.jpg)
Quote from: Richter on March 15, 2010, 04:54:50 PM
What would the plot be?
(yes, 'things fell apart, no one did much of anything')
The plot is two hours of :fap: :lulz: :horrormirth: :argh!: and :banana:
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 15, 2010, 05:04:41 PM
Quote from: Richter on March 15, 2010, 04:54:50 PM
What would the plot be?
(yes, 'things fell apart, no one did much of anything')
The plot is two hours of :fap: :lulz: :horrormirth: :argh!: and :banana:
:lulz: :lulz: Make it two and a half and I'll sign over the rights to use my name.
I'm afraid to ask... :scared:
Playing Enrico is Qadafi... he has been steal Enrico's look for 40 year now.
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 15, 2010, 05:02:37 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 15, 2010, 04:55:04 PM
Jesus. you could crack ostrich eggs with her jawline.
OK, I guess you oughtta pick someone to play me.
James Dean.
(http://www.damonchernavsky.com/Pictures/james-dean-east-of-eden.jpg)
I'm not sure how to take that, actually, but I suspect my physical vanity will win out over the part of me that considers him the original emo kid.
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 15, 2010, 12:31:48 AM
For some reason I see TTM as Paul Giamatti, except not as husky.
Ah, I fuckin hate that guy. I want Christopher Walken to play me just because he's Christopher Walken. I wouldn't even care if he was totally different from my personality.
Ok, Ed Harris then.
IN A WORLD
of digital adventures
ONE SPAG
has the courage to stop them
So here's the plot:
Act 1: PD is a forum where people go on hilarious missions which disrupt everything on a national scale. Each of us are shown performing some kind of awesome prank or mischief. The stage is set for a big meet up in Portland, OR.
Act 2: PD discovers its nemesis, DP, a forum dedicated to improving the world by making it safe and boring. For some reason, the members of this forum are extremely capable of changing the world via web projects such as the GIVE EVERYBODY A HUG project and the OpenArms Reality Friendship Patch.
Each member of DP has a corresponding member at PD, they look almost identical but are different in some small way. For example, the alter ego of Professor Cramulus has a goatee intead of a moustache. Anti-Roger is a financial consultant with an upper problem.
DP and PD show up at the same event, a multifaith religious gathering held at an amusement park. The Discordians are angry that Eris wasn't invited, so they spiked the punch ... with acid.
Act 3: Both factions meet each other. Angry yelling and proselytizing ensues. As everybody starts coming up on acid, things get weird and violent. A dump truck full of rubber chickens is hijacked. All children at the park are given "cybernetic upgrades" (ie, laser pointers strapped to their heads via awkward duct tape harnesses).
Act 4: an extended action sequence in which the members battle each other. Hallucinatory creatures seem to join the fight. In the midst of it, real pirates from the 1650s appear for some reason and begin robbing/shooting people in both tribes.
Act 5: Some PD members kill their DP counterparts and take their places. Some PD people are killed. All the PD people who are now wanted for various felonies (most of us) hijack the pirate ship and escape to the ocean. In 1650.
The sequel takes place in the 1650s, where a boatload of unruly Discordians make prankwar upon the puritan colonies.
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on March 15, 2010, 05:22:10 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 15, 2010, 12:31:48 AM
For some reason I see TTM as Paul Giamatti, except not as husky.
Ah, I fuckin hate that guy. I want Christopher Walken to play me just because he's Christopher Walken. I wouldn't even care if he was totally different from my personality.
Ok, Ed Harris then.
YOU. ARE. SUSAN. SARANDON.
(http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/susan-sarandon/pictures/susan-sarandon-picture-1.jpg)
NO U!
Quote from: Cramulus on March 15, 2010, 05:25:25 PM
IN A WORLD
of digital adventures
ONE SPAG
has the courage to stop them
So here's the plot:
Act 1: PD is a forum where people go on hilarious missions which disrupt everything on a national scale. Each of us are shown performing some kind of awesome prank or mischief. The stage is set for a big meet up in Portland, OR.
Act 2: PD discovers its nemesis, DP, a forum dedicated to improving the world by making it safe and boring. For some reason, the members of this forum are extremely capable of changing the world via web projects such as the GIVE EVERYBODY A HUG project and the OpenArms Reality Friendship Patch.
Each member of DP has a corresponding member at PD, they look almost identical but are different in some small way. For example, the alter ego of Professor Cramulus has a goatee intead of a moustache. Anti-Roger is a financial consultant with an upper problem.
DP and PD show up at the same event, a multifaith religious gathering held at an amusement park. The Discordians are angry that Eris wasn't invited, so they spiked the punch ... with acid.
Act 3: Both factions meet each other. Angry yelling and proselytizing ensues. As everybody starts coming up on acid, things get weird and violent. A dump truck full of rubber chickens is hijacked. All children at the park are given "cybernetic upgrades" (ie, laser pointers strapped to their heads via awkward duct tape harnesses).
Act 4: an extended action sequence in which the members battle each other. Hallucinatory creatures seem to join the fight. In the midst of it, real pirates from the 1650s appear for some reason and begin robbing/shooting people in both tribes.
Act 5: Some PD members kill their DP counterparts and take their places. Some PD people are killed. All the PD people who are now wanted for various felonies (most of us) hijack the pirate ship and escape to the ocean. In 1650.
The sequel takes place in the 1650s, where a boatload of unruly Discordians make prankwar upon the puritan colonies.
:mittens:
It's like Illuminatus meets Evil Dead with pirates!
It's already been stablished that ECH = James Hetfield
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/METALLICA2.jpg)
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/metallica.jpg)
edited for size
QuoteIN A WORLD
of digital adventures
ONE SPAG
has the courage to stop them
So here's the plot:
Act 1: PD is a forum where people go on hilarious missions which disrupt everything on a national scale. Each of us are shown performing some kind of awesome prank or mischief. The stage is set for a big meet up in Portland, OR.
Act 2: PD discovers its nemesis, DP, a forum dedicated to improving the world by making it safe and boring. For some reason, the members of this forum are extremely capable of changing the world via web projects such as the GIVE EVERYBODY A HUG project and the OpenArms Reality Friendship Patch.
Each member of DP has a corresponding member at PD, they look almost identical but are different in some small way. For example, the alter ego of Professor Cramulus has a goatee intead of a moustache. Anti-Roger is a financial consultant with an upper problem.
DP and PD show up at the same event, a multifaith religious gathering held at an amusement park. The Discordians are angry that Eris wasn't invited, so they spiked the punch ... with acid.
Act 3: Both factions meet each other. Angry yelling and proselytizing ensues. As everybody starts coming up on acid, things get weird and violent. A dump truck full of rubber chickens is hijacked. All children at the park are given "cybernetic upgrades" (ie, laser pointers strapped to their heads via awkward duct tape harnesses).
Act 4: an extended action sequence in which the members battle each other. Hallucinatory creatures seem to join the fight. In the midst of it, real pirates from the 1650s appear for some reason and begin robbing/shooting people in both tribes.
Act 5: Some PD members kill their DP counterparts and take their places. Some PD people are killed. All the PD people who are now wanted for various felonies (most of us) hijack the pirate ship and escape to the ocean. In 1650.
The sequel takes place in the 1650s, where a boatload of unruly Discordians make prankwar upon the puritan colonies.
This film needs to be made. As soon as possible.
I AM NOT BEING PLAYED BY THAT DOG OR CLAIRE DANES. THAT WOMAN HAS NO TITS. I WILL NOT BE PLAYED BY A TITLESS WOMAN
seriously her boobs are so small they are concave
i will be played by Shakira's hair. Just her hair.
(http://www.celebritydesk.com/wp-content/uploads/shakira.jpg)
Quote from: Fredamir Putin on March 15, 2010, 05:35:47 PM
I AM NOT BEING PLAYED BY THAT DOG OR CLAIRE DANES. THAT WOMAN HAS NO TITS. I WILL NOT BE PLAYED BY A TITLESS WOMAN
seriously her boobs are so small they are concave
i will be played by Shakira's hair. Just her hair.
:lulz:
Fair enough.
I guess her ass can participate too. but she needs a padded bra.
Howabout Beyonce with a perm?
im a bit pale for that :eek: and im certainly not bootyliscious :sad:
I think you should leave that determination up to the boards.
Script = :lulz:
Evil twins for a lot of us would be hillarious. I really can't fathom how that would work out.
YOU WANT TITS AND ASS, YOU GET TITS AND ASS.
Oh, and I want my part to be played by the entire lineup of BEARFORCE 1.
LOVE the script! :lulz:
I will be played by Macaulay Culkin, in clown makeup.
Like this:
(http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh309/Paesior/PEEDEE.jpg?t=1268686705)
Just because I hate you all.
After much consideration:
Dok Howl: Neil Patrick Harris
Cain: Jason Stratham
Nigel: Rosario Dawson
TTM: Ed Harris
LMNO: Sasha Grey
RWHN: Rip Taylor Torn
ECH: Fred Durst Gerard Butler
Payne: Eddie Izzard
Pixie: Minnie Driver
Jenne: Helen Hunt
Richter: Richard Dean Anderson
me: Dara O'Briain (but only if he can do a passable American accent)
Ooh, pick one for me!
NO FAT ACTRESSES
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on March 15, 2010, 10:08:23 PM
After much consideration:
Dok Howl: Neil Patrick Harris
Cain: Jason Stratham
Nigel: Rosario Dawson
TTM: Ed Harris
LMNO: Sasha Grey
RWHN: Rip Taylor Torn
ECH: Fred Durst Gerard Butler
Payne: Eddie Izzard
Pixie: Minnie Driver
Jenne: Helen Hunt
Richter: Richard Dean Anderson
me: Dara O'Briain (but only if he can do a passable American accent)
Awesome, Rosario Dawson's HOT!
Also I see Sigourney Weaver as Suu.
(http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/040415/15578__04aliens_l.jpg)
Quote from: Nast on March 15, 2010, 10:18:04 PM
Ooh, pick one for me!
NO FAT ACTRESSES
Joan Crawford.
(http://drx.typepad.com/psychotherapyblog/images/2007/06/14/joan_crawford_2.jpg)
do me do me!
also, script is win.
in fact this whole thread is a magnificent pair of fluffy mittens:
(http://angora.cl/images/accesories/mitten_black.jpg)
Oooh. Helen Hunt! :D Thanks, Iason!
Quote from: Roaring Biscuit! on March 15, 2010, 11:06:19 PM
do me do me!
also, script is win.
in fact this whole thread is a magnificent pair of fluffy mittens:
(http://angora.cl/images/accesories/mitten_black.jpg)
Jim Carrey.
(http://www.bellaonline.us/~bodyart/movie/number23/jim-carrey.jpg)
What movie is THAT from? :eek:
SPS will be played by Molly Ringwald.
(http://img.listal.com/image/186987/500full-molly-ringwald.jpg)
BUT WHO WILL PLAY PEAS?
awesome. If he overdoes it I'll kill him tho.
Quote from: Sidónio Pães on March 15, 2010, 11:38:09 PM
BUT WHO WILL PLAY PEAS?
Don Johnson.
(http://www.seattlesoundmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/don-johnson-20080122-366588.jpg)
Quote from: Sidónio Pães on March 15, 2010, 11:38:09 PM
BUT WHO WILL PLAY PEAS?
Mr.Dafoe
(http://storage.canoe.ca/v1/dynamic_resize/sws_path/rsoc_en-prod-photos/1/0/0/2/c/1002cbc27b1666cdec8d87cdfc3feddb.jpg/?size=400x400&site=rsoc_en&quality=100)
(http://www.offoffoff.com/film/2001/images/shadow.jpg)
The REAL Mr. Dafoe.
Ooh, we have to have Ed Wood directing.
No, no. Tarantino and Terry Gilliam co-directing.
NO...WIRE....HAAAAAAAAANGERS!
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 15, 2010, 11:49:25 PM
No, no. Tarantino and Terry Gilliam co-directing.
That would be awesome, but I think they'll end up beating each other to death.
Wait, that WOULD be awesome.
Quote from: Rumckle on March 15, 2010, 11:57:34 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 15, 2010, 11:49:25 PM
No, no. Tarantino and Terry Gilliam co-directing.
That would be awesome, but I think they'll end up beating each other to death.
Wait, that WOULD be awesome.
:lulz: It'd be what they play in the ending credits. A series of clips of Gilliam and Tarantino having incrementally bitchier arguments, until Gilliam hits Tarantino with a dwarf.
Is this going to be a drama or a comedy?
MUSICAL OR GTFO
CAN WE DO AN OPERA IN G MINOR?
Quote from: NotPublished on March 16, 2010, 01:12:03 AM
Is this going to be a drama or a comedy?
Quite a lot. :lulz:
I can see it now ...
This beautiful lady, lazing about on her chairs that are formed by the bodies of her personal assistants, and there her various other servants all just frozen there, and a lone servant walks in on stage holding a single Golden Apple on high on a tray...
The lights dim down as the servant reachs his Mistress, and then she moans out a confusing wide chromatic scale then she slaps him and then kisses him. Afterwards they both freeze....
Then all the servants start dncing, around the Mistress but in a unorderly fashion, it looks like everyone is improvising on the spot.. and of course theres a Person in a Gorilla suit break-dancing.
Then from above a old haggard lady being held up by tight-ropes starts floating around violently and wailing, it turns out this is Eris's sister - Aneris, then all the Servants wear cloaks and become Grey Face's
... hmmmm ...
*whistful sigh*
Ok, so i know my part would probably be pretty minor, but...who would play it?
Quote from: dontblameyoko on March 16, 2010, 01:48:33 AM
Ok, so i know my part would probably be pretty minor, but...who would play it?
Well now, that's a no-brainer... Sean Lennon.
(http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/imgx/8/3/7/9/4/orig-83794.jpg)
ooo who would my acting person be?
Quote from: NotPublished on March 16, 2010, 01:59:54 AM
ooo who would my acting person be?
Pierce Brosnan.
(http://themegaphone.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/pierce-brosnan1.jpg)
Khara will be played by Dana Delaney.
(http://thighswideshut.org/images/fapfive/dana_delaney.jpg)
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 15, 2010, 03:03:10 PM
Orlando Bloom plays E.O.T.
(http://netanya.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/legolas_golden_light.jpg)
:argh!:
Quote from: E.O.T. on March 16, 2010, 02:18:19 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 15, 2010, 03:03:10 PM
Orlando Bloom plays E.O.T.
(http://netanya.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/legolas_golden_light.jpg)
:argh!:
I would've cast like Queen Latifah as EOT :lulz:
someone cast me :3
Quote from: Lady Grinning Soul on March 16, 2010, 04:17:18 AM
someone cast me :3
Kate Winslet.
(http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/actors_films_images/Kate_Winslet_Titanic_nude_drawing_scene.jpg)
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on March 15, 2010, 10:08:23 PM
After much consideration:
ECH: Fred Durst Gerard Butler
you know all those horrible things everyone says about you? How you're the ultimate force for malice and evil in the world?
it's totally true.
:argh!:
Quote from: dimo on March 15, 2010, 05:28:47 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on March 15, 2010, 05:25:25 PM
IN A WORLD
of digital adventures
ONE SPAG
has the courage to stop them
So here's the plot:
Act 1: PD is a forum where people go on hilarious missions which disrupt everything on a national scale. Each of us are shown performing some kind of awesome prank or mischief. The stage is set for a big meet up in Portland, OR.
Act 2: PD discovers its nemesis, DP, a forum dedicated to improving the world by making it safe and boring. For some reason, the members of this forum are extremely capable of changing the world via web projects such as the GIVE EVERYBODY A HUG project and the OpenArms Reality Friendship Patch.
Each member of DP has a corresponding member at PD, they look almost identical but are different in some small way. For example, the alter ego of Professor Cramulus has a goatee intead of a moustache. Anti-Roger is a financial consultant with an upper problem.
DP and PD show up at the same event, a multifaith religious gathering held at an amusement park. The Discordians are angry that Eris wasn't invited, so they spiked the punch ... with acid.
Act 3: Both factions meet each other. Angry yelling and proselytizing ensues. As everybody starts coming up on acid, things get weird and violent. A dump truck full of rubber chickens is hijacked. All children at the park are given "cybernetic upgrades" (ie, laser pointers strapped to their heads via awkward duct tape harnesses).
Act 4: an extended action sequence in which the members battle each other. Hallucinatory creatures seem to join the fight. In the midst of it, real pirates from the 1650s appear for some reason and begin robbing/shooting people in both tribes.
Act 5: Some PD members kill their DP counterparts and take their places. Some PD people are killed. All the PD people who are now wanted for various felonies (most of us) hijack the pirate ship and escape to the ocean. In 1650.
The sequel takes place in the 1650s, where a boatload of unruly Discordians make prankwar upon the puritan colonies.
:mittens:
It's like Illuminatus meets Evil Dead with pirates!
I cackled. HARD.
Also someone needs to cast Payne.
Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on March 16, 2010, 12:36:23 PM
Quote from: Professor Freeky on March 16, 2010, 01:13:24 AM
MUSICAL OR GTFO
THIS
There already is a broadway musical based on PD - it's called A FAPCAB NAMED DESIRE (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=15864.0)
Payne will be played by VIN DIESEL and HUGH GRANT, stacked on top of eachother, for ironic heights.
because ANY movie will be improved by including EITHER of them, and therefore BOTH.
anybody called Tom Cruise yet?
sometimes i feel like i share some of his Thetans.....
Quote from: Triple Zero on March 16, 2010, 01:21:06 PM
Payne will be played by VIN DIESEL and HUGH GRANT, stacked on top of eachother, for ironic heights.
because ANY movie will be improved by including EITHER of them, and therefore BOTH.
:lulz: seems like a bizarre threesome for Cyndi Lauper.
especially since she doesn't like penis.
I guess Vin Diesel could have her share.
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on March 15, 2010, 10:08:23 PMCain: Jason Stratham
There are other Australian actors, you know. Like, uh, Kylie, and....nope, that's all I've got.
That said, there is a definite physical similarity between you and Dara.
Cain = Nick Cave in a baklava.
Quote from: Cain on March 16, 2010, 05:31:08 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on March 15, 2010, 10:08:23 PMCain: Jason Stratham
There are other Australian actors, you know. Like, uh, Kylie, and....nope, that's all I've got.
That said, there is a definite physical similarity between you and Dara.
Mel Gibson is Australian. Would you rather be Mel Gibson?
Please to assign EoC actor.
Quote from: Cain on March 16, 2010, 05:31:08 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on March 15, 2010, 10:08:23 PMCain: Jason Stratham
There are other Australian actors, you know. Like, uh, Kylie, and....nope, that's all I've got.
That said, there is a definite physical similarity between you and Dara.
well I saw Revolver yesterday (by your suggestion), and with all the scheming and 30 thanatos pileups ... :)
Quote from: Cain on March 16, 2010, 05:31:08 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on March 15, 2010, 10:08:23 PMCain: Jason Stratham
There are other Australian actors, you know. Like, uh, Kylie, and....nope, that's all I've got.
Well, Paul Hogan is too old. Kylie and Dr. Cameron are too pretty. Hey, what is Yahoo Serious doing these days???
QuoteThat said, there is a definite physical similarity between you and Dara.
Is it cuz i's black?
Imma suggest Ewan McGregor for Payne as the almost ginger thing, the manly man beard capabilities, the fap worthy accent aand the slightly cuddly.
Maybe too accurate for you guise, but meh.
Quote from: EoC on March 16, 2010, 05:59:24 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 16, 2010, 05:31:08 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on March 15, 2010, 10:08:23 PMCain: Jason Stratham
There are other Australian actors, you know. Like, uh, Kylie, and....nope, that's all I've got.
That said, there is a definite physical similarity between you and Dara.
Mel Gibson is Australian. Would you rather be Mel Gibson?
Please to assign EoC actor.
Wait, are we letting shit like reality and actually being alive be an obstacle here? I'm trying to capture the spirit of things here.
EoC, John Cusack is YOU.
(http://julieluongo.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/john-cusack.jpg?w=359)
I've always had an unexplainable crush on John Cusack. :fap:
Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on March 17, 2010, 01:05:28 AM
I've always had an unexplainable crush on John Cusack. :fap:
My girlfriend does too, I always thought it was so weird.
Quote from: EoC on March 17, 2010, 01:15:13 AM
Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on March 17, 2010, 01:05:28 AM
I've always had an unexplainable crush on John Cusack. :fap:
My girlfriend does too, I always thought it was so weird.
Hey, maybe it's cuz John Cusack is TEH HOTNESS? :fap:
Quote from: EoC on March 17, 2010, 01:15:13 AM
Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on March 17, 2010, 01:05:28 AM
I've always had an unexplainable crush on John Cusack. :fap:
My girlfriend does too, I always thought it was so weird.
It's perfectly normal. He's got good looks.
Really? I don't find so =/ He looks like he can shoot lasers out of those eyes and is ready to project something out of his mouth.. possibly hiding something up his nose to?
That's not hot?
I call Winona Ryder.
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 17, 2010, 01:19:02 AM
That's not hot?
[/quote
Nope!
and I feel nothing about Winona :lol:
Quote from: NotPublished on March 17, 2010, 01:18:37 AM
Really? I don't find so =/ He looks like he can shoot lasers out of those eyes and is ready to project something out of his mouth.. possibly hiding something up his nose to?
You forgot to mention how his eyebrows look like they're about to jump off his face and kill a motherfucker. :fap:
And all that space on his forehead! Maybe he knows Sanskrit?
OK he's somewhat good looking just creepily reminds me of someone related XD
Quote from: Kai on March 17, 2010, 01:20:13 AM
I call Winona Ryder.
I was planning on assigning you Tilda Swinton.
(http://lagusta.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/orlando1.jpg)
That actually works shockingly well.
I think Nigel wins the thread. :lol:
YES TILDA!
Quote from: Professor Freeky on March 17, 2010, 01:16:39 AM
Quote from: EoC on March 17, 2010, 01:15:13 AM
Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on March 17, 2010, 01:05:28 AM
I've always had an unexplainable crush on John Cusack. :fap:
My girlfriend does too, I always thought it was so weird.
Hey, maybe it's cuz John Cusack is TEH HOTNESS? :fap:
I, too, fall into the "Total crush on John Cusack" category. He's :fap:
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 17, 2010, 01:29:39 AM
That actually works shockingly well.
I think Nigel wins the thread. :lol:
:thanks:
Like I said, I'm going for the
spirit of things.
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 17, 2010, 01:28:29 AM
Quote from: Kai on March 17, 2010, 01:20:13 AM
I call Winona Ryder.
I was planning on assigning you Tilda Swinton.
(http://lagusta.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/orlando1.jpg)
GOOD CALL! :D
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 17, 2010, 01:29:39 AM
That actually works shockingly well.
I think Nigel wins the thread. :lol:
This.
TILDA SWINTON! THATS WHAT I NAMED MY WINDOW SQUIRREL !!!!!!
:lol:
Quote from: Professor Freeky on March 17, 2010, 01:16:39 AM
Quote from: EoC on March 17, 2010, 01:15:13 AM
Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on March 17, 2010, 01:05:28 AM
I've always had an unexplainable crush on John Cusack. :fap:
My girlfriend does too, I always thought it was so weird.
Hey, maybe it's cuz John Cusack is TEH HOTNESS? :fap:
I was once approached, out of the blue, she had her friend come to me tell me I was cute, and when I talked to her the gorgeous hot girl told me I looked like John Cusack :oops:
How about me, Nigel? :)
dibs on evangeline lilly
Quote from: Ratatosk on March 17, 2010, 01:31:38 PM
How about me, Nigel? :)
Viggo Mortensen.
(http://snarkerati.com/movie-news/files/2009/11/viggo_mortensen.jpg)
Quote from: -Kel- on March 17, 2010, 05:00:54 PM
dibs on evangeline lilly
FOR THAT, you get Shannon Doherty.
(http://www.nudecelebritydeathsuv.com/shannon.jpg)
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 17, 2010, 06:20:19 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on March 17, 2010, 01:31:38 PM
How about me, Nigel? :)
Viggo Mortensen.
(http://snarkerati.com/movie-news/files/2009/11/viggo_mortensen.jpg)
OMG. :fap:
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 17, 2010, 06:20:19 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on March 17, 2010, 01:31:38 PM
How about me, Nigel? :)
Viggo Mortensen.
(http://snarkerati.com/movie-news/files/2009/11/viggo_mortensen.jpg)
OMGZ, Nigel that's far better than I thought I'd get ;-)
i was thinking this for Rat
(http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/wenn2326529.jpg)
Quote from: Fredamir Putin on March 17, 2010, 07:49:12 PM
i was thinking this for Rat
(http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/wenn2326529.jpg)
Who the heck is that?
Hair is too short and beard is too big ;-)
Quote from: Fredamir Putin on March 17, 2010, 07:49:12 PM
i was thinking this for Rat
(http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/wenn2326529.jpg)
:spittake:
its Joaquin Phoenix when he decided to become a "Rapper"
Quote from: Fredamir Putin on March 17, 2010, 08:01:06 PM
its Joaquin Phoenix when he decided to become a "Rapper"
Oh that's me to a T, I'm so hip-hop my pelvis has rabbit ears.
Today, I actually look like Jason Statham, thanks to a tactical haircut.
Or I would've done, if I didn't have to wear a fucking St Patricks Day hat while I was at work. Thanks, Guiness. No, really.
Quote from: Cain on March 17, 2010, 08:07:35 PM
Today, I actually look like Jason Statham, thanks to a tactical haircut.
Or I would've done, if I didn't have to wear a fucking St Patricks Day hat while I was at work. Thanks, Guiness. No, really.
I prefer to think of today as "Thank God I'm not a filthy potato-sucking papist day".
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 17, 2010, 08:08:48 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 17, 2010, 08:07:35 PM
Today, I actually look like Jason Statham, thanks to a tactical haircut.
Or I would've done, if I didn't have to wear a fucking St Patricks Day hat while I was at work. Thanks, Guiness. No, really.
I prefer to think of today as "Thank God I'm not a filthy potato-sucking papist day".
I have never figured out why a predominately Protestant country loves to adopt the opposite side of the conflict when it comes to Ireland. I guess its like all the anarchists thinking Guy Fawkes was a hero...
:x
Quote from: Ratatosk on March 17, 2010, 08:20:40 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 17, 2010, 08:08:48 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 17, 2010, 08:07:35 PM
Today, I actually look like Jason Statham, thanks to a tactical haircut.
Or I would've done, if I didn't have to wear a fucking St Patricks Day hat while I was at work. Thanks, Guiness. No, really.
I prefer to think of today as "Thank God I'm not a filthy potato-sucking papist day".
I have never figured out why a predominately Protestant country loves to adopt the opposite side of the conflict when it comes to Ireland. I guess its like all the anarchists thinking Guy Fawkes was a hero...
:x
It's called BOOZE, Rat. Protestants need a reason.
Quote from: Jenne on March 17, 2010, 08:23:28 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on March 17, 2010, 08:20:40 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 17, 2010, 08:08:48 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 17, 2010, 08:07:35 PM
Today, I actually look like Jason Statham, thanks to a tactical haircut.
Or I would've done, if I didn't have to wear a fucking St Patricks Day hat while I was at work. Thanks, Guiness. No, really.
I prefer to think of today as "Thank God I'm not a filthy potato-sucking papist day".
I have never figured out why a predominately Protestant country loves to adopt the opposite side of the conflict when it comes to Ireland. I guess its like all the anarchists thinking Guy Fawkes was a hero...
:x
It's called BOOZE, Rat. Protestants need a reason.
Ah, and the light clicks on!
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 17, 2010, 06:23:45 PM
Quote from: -Kel- on March 17, 2010, 05:00:54 PM
dibs on evangeline lilly
FOR THAT, you get Shannon Doherty.
(http://www.nudecelebritydeathsuv.com/shannon.jpg)
she'll throw a tantrum and quit before the script goes threw the first set of direction notes.
Quote from: -Kel- on March 17, 2010, 08:40:05 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 17, 2010, 06:23:45 PM
Quote from: -Kel- on March 17, 2010, 05:00:54 PM
dibs on evangeline lilly
FOR THAT, you get Shannon Doherty.
(http://www.nudecelebritydeathsuv.com/shannon.jpg)
she'll throw a tantrum and quit before the script goes threw the first set of direction notes.
Who cares? :fap:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 17, 2010, 08:42:07 PM
Quote from: -Kel- on March 17, 2010, 08:40:05 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 17, 2010, 06:23:45 PM
Quote from: -Kel- on March 17, 2010, 05:00:54 PM
dibs on evangeline lilly
FOR THAT, you get Shannon Doherty.
(http://www.nudecelebritydeathsuv.com/shannon.jpg)
she'll throw a tantrum and quit before the script goes threw the first set of direction notes.
Who cares? :fap:
She'll look good in a leash with bit and bridle, anyways...
she won't get far.
Quote from: Ratatosk on March 17, 2010, 07:32:00 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 17, 2010, 06:20:19 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on March 17, 2010, 01:31:38 PM
How about me, Nigel? :)
Viggo Mortensen.
(http://snarkerati.com/movie-news/files/2009/11/viggo_mortensen.jpg)
OMGZ, Nigel that's far better than I thought I'd get ;-)
I admit, for a moment I was tempted to give you Howard Stern. :wink:
Quote from: Cain on March 17, 2010, 08:07:35 PM
Today, I actually look like Jason Statham, thanks to a tactical haircut.
Or I would've done, if I didn't have to wear a fucking St Patricks Day hat while I was at work. Thanks, Guiness. No, really.
Have I given you one? Because I already decided you get Marshall Mathers.
(http://radiobigboy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/eminem3.jpg)
Yeah, you may question me now. But it's in the
spirit.
So I figured I should probably have a backup actor, in case Zooey Deschanel isn't available...
Nigel, if you don't mind, please. :)
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 17, 2010, 08:08:48 PM
I prefer to think of today as "Thank God I'm not a filthy potato-sucking papist day".
:crankey:
Quote from: Pariah on March 17, 2010, 11:02:18 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 17, 2010, 08:08:48 PM
I prefer to think of today as "Thank God I'm not a filthy potato-sucking papist day".
:crankey:
Sorry, we can't all have opposable thumbs.
Quote from: BDS on March 17, 2010, 10:00:20 PM
So I figured I should probably have a backup actor, in case Zooey Deschanel isn't available...
Nigel, if you don't mind, please. :)
Oh yes. You will be played by Will Ferrell.
(http://juicyolive.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/will-ferrell.jpg)
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 18, 2010, 05:00:27 AM
(http://juicyolive.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/will-ferrell.jpg)
As soon as I saw this image, I heard the theme from Robot Unicorn Attack.
Then I imagined Will Ferrel singing it.
:x
:lulz:, hahaha. Awesome!
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 17, 2010, 09:54:32 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on March 17, 2010, 07:32:00 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 17, 2010, 06:20:19 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on March 17, 2010, 01:31:38 PM
How about me, Nigel? :)
Viggo Mortensen.
(http://snarkerati.com/movie-news/files/2009/11/viggo_mortensen.jpg)
OMGZ, Nigel that's far better than I thought I'd get ;-)
I admit, for a moment I was tempted to give you Howard Stern. :wink:
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :argh!: :horrormirth:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 17, 2010, 08:42:07 PM
Quote from: -Kel- on March 17, 2010, 08:40:05 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 17, 2010, 06:23:45 PM
Quote from: -Kel- on March 17, 2010, 05:00:54 PM
dibs on evangeline lilly
FOR THAT, you get Shannon Doherty.
(http://www.nudecelebritydeathsuv.com/shannon.jpg)
she'll throw a tantrum and quit before the script goes threw the first set of direction notes.
Who cares? :fap:
I don't like Doherty. One of her eyes is
waaay lower than the other.
Quote from: dimo on March 18, 2010, 05:55:52 PM
I don't like Doherty. One of her eyes is waaay lower than the other.
That's what turns me on. The rest of her is basically skin and bones.