4 smithwicks, 1 carbomb and 2 shots of Jameson in!
Quote from: Suu on March 18, 2010, 02:04:14 AM
4 smithwicks, 1 carbomb and 2 shots of Jameson in!
I'm holding out for St Olaf's Day.
5 beers in, so many drunks!
IM NOT CELEBRATING :cry:
There should be a story about the Grinch's cousin Louie who stole St. Patty's day.
I have no Irish blood and had 2 "dirty turtles" (terrapin rye with old rasputin floated on top) and a .... zwieic-el-cec-a-vec whatever the fuck it was. It was too sweet.
Not drunk cause I drove, but happy. Had salt n vinegar chips too so night is complete.
I hate St. Patrick's day. Worst amateur night of the entire year. It's like a frat party took over every downtown of every major city in America.
Also, I am fortunate enough to not have any filthy bog-trotter in my noble lineage.
I move to establish a holiday that's overtly about drinking, rather than needing some lame ethnic excuse for the whole matter. And you're not even allowed to enter a Spirits Day party unless your BAC is over .20 and you can still speak in complete sentences.
one rum and coke :lulz: Only because we got started late because my poor friend was stuck at his job till 11pm because the guy who was supposed to take the late shift never showed. :x The pub was PACKED (and so many people were coming over to where friend was working, who were drunk and BITCHY :argh!:) so we went to the sushi restaurant/bar instead and walked around.
Did not see anyone chasing a snake with a club in their hand... WORST HOLIDAY EVAR
do bitchy hos, a bar fight that lead to multiple arrests, and a drunken asshat doing riverdance count?
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 18, 2010, 08:12:58 AM
I move to establish a holiday that's overtly about drinking, rather than needing some lame ethnic excuse for the whole matter.
This. For starters, there would then be more choice than the one between drinking Guiness and Jameson. If I can't have Singapore Slings on any given holiday, I write that day off as a failure.
Also, possibly even more hilarious than Americans who think they are Irish - English people who think they are Irish. A properly English attitude, to be sure, stealing other peoples holidays, but probably not the best idea in this particular case, given the last 500 years.
Quote from: Cain on March 18, 2010, 10:47:52 AM
Also, possibly even more hilarious than Americans who think they are Irish - English people who think they are Irish. A properly English attitude, to be sure, stealing other peoples holidays, but probably not the best idea in this particular case, given the last 500 years.
I loathe these people. Few bit of advice for them though.
- You're not fuckign Irish. You were born somewhere else completely. Been there? Cute, but sticking you balls in an oven doesn't make them biscuits. You're still a loud American. Take off that fucking hat.
- If you had learned shit about the folks the Irish descended from, you'd see they were all over the map. You take all that history of being a crazy bastard wherever you are, and carry it on in your own life in theme bars pining for an island that DOESN'T want you. Nice.
...And what the hell is everyone's hardon with boiled dinner?
Irish Jim (actual imigrant) told us this morning he'd tried is for the first time in his 40+ years yesterday. (He was diplomatically indifferent to it.)
This is not high eating. This is a flood victim's pot roast.
The best I've been able to use it, find a decent few bits of the beef and sammich it on the sodabread with some mustard.
Had a great show, drank a few beers.
Did I mention the great show we had?
And not a single green hat in the joint. A few real Irishmen, but they just scowled a lot and drank PBR.
The only thing St. Pats did different to me was to make one of my friends talk in an Irish accent, all fucking day, because he thought it was the funniest thing.
BDS,
Not impressed. Fucking leprechauns.
I spent the evening making a brass broach. Started and forgot to do anything else. I had a new stake anvil to use, so learning the quirks and effects of the surface took up a lot of time.
Mrs. Dark dropped through my cublicle at work and advised "Erin goes braless."
That was as festive as things got.
I had to wear a hideous hat at work. I'll take a picture of the hat later, as its quite...er...special.
I made corned beef and went to see a few bands play.
I went to the gym and made sure to be home before amateur night began.
Oh, yeah. I'm a fucking ANIMAL!
Grrr. St. Patty's day ROOINT!
The ex showed up at our gig. She was looking really good, so, me having an issue with self control, decided to chat her up a little bit (part of her nefarious plan, no doubt. Vindictive women are vindictive).
Long story short, she got wicked shit-faced, and me being the only one there that she really knew, it was on me to help her out of the turlet (looking at it now, though, I should have left her there). So, I helped her out of the bathroom and into her car. She was too fucked to drive, so I drove her. This is when shit got fucked. For the entire ride, she verbally attacked me, making wild accusations, none of which were true. Then she pulled that "it must be true. Why would you be getting defensive if it weren't" bullshit.
So, before I got really mad, I pulled the car over, got out, and started walking home. The end? Not really. SHE FOLLOWED ME HOME IN HER CAR SCREAMING AT ME THROUGH THE WINDOW!! WTF!! At three in the morning, no less, through residential areas. It's a miracle that she didn't get the cops called on us. After all this, she still expected me to take careof her drunk ass...
I guess that's what I get for trying to help.
Sorry to spag up the thread... Just venting....
Oh, and my OLOPC shirt got ripped during a min-brawl that broke out in the middle of our set. :sad: :crankey: not happy..
Dimo, you just have to learn to love the crazy.
No good deed goes unpunsihed INDEED.
She owes you after pulling that shit. 2/3rd's of my exe's would have gotten called in as erratic, possibly drunk drivers.
You would have had a much better time at the Frost Heaves show. There were many single, available, attractive, and only mildly psycho women there.
Quote from: LMNO on March 18, 2010, 05:50:40 PM
and only mildly psycho women there.
:crankey:
Dok,
Has given up pretending that he doesn't like the psychos.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 18, 2010, 05:47:57 PM
Dimo, you just have to learn to love the crazy.
It's not the crazy I don't like. Fuck, I
am the crazy more often than not. It's the false accusations that she makes after looking through my facebook (I think she somehow got my password) or my texts and taking messages and comments out of context, and then thinking she's discovered this huge conspiracy against her. I DO NOT like being "monitored" and I DO NOT like being constantly accused. If I wanted that shit, I'd spend more time entangled in the U.S. legal system.
Quote from: LMNO on March 18, 2010, 05:50:40 PM
You would have had a much better time at the Frost Heaves show. There were many single, available, attractive, and only mildly psycho women there.
Next time, my friend. Next time.
Quote from: dimo on March 18, 2010, 05:52:16 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 18, 2010, 05:47:57 PM
Dimo, you just have to learn to love the crazy.
It's not the crazy I don't like. Fuck, I am the crazy more often than not. It's the false accusations that she makes after looking through my facebook (I think she somehow got my password) or my texts and taking messages and comments out of context, and then thinking she's discovered this huge conspiracy against her. I DO NOT like being "monitored" and I DO NOT like being constantly accused. If I wanted that shit, I'd spend more time entangled in the U.S. legal system.
jesus. that's uh... psychotic and privacy invading. like stalker-y creepy.
Quote from: dimo on March 18, 2010, 05:52:16 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 18, 2010, 05:47:57 PM
Dimo, you just have to learn to love the crazy.
It's not the crazy I don't like. Fuck, I am the crazy more often than not. It's the false accusations that she makes after looking through my facebook (I think she somehow got my password) or my texts and taking messages and comments out of context, and then thinking she's discovered this huge conspiracy against her. I DO NOT like being "monitored" and I DO NOT like being constantly accused. If I wanted that shit, I'd spend more time entangled in the U.S. legal system.
That's all part of the crazy.
You gotta be
serious about having a good time. Hell, if you'd played your cards right, you could have gotten laid AND beaten, and even possibly found yourself in a horrible descending spiral of weirdness when she decided to hang around for a while.
What's not to love?
Quote from: dimo on March 18, 2010, 05:53:35 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 18, 2010, 05:50:40 PM
You would have had a much better time at the Frost Heaves show. There were many single, available, attractive, and only mildly psycho women there.
Next time, my friend. Next time.
YOU FUCKING LIAR! YOU SAY YOU'RE GONNA BE THERE, BUT YOU NEVER SHOW UP! I BET YOU'RE WITH ONE OF THOSE
OTHER BANDS, AREN'T YOU? LIKE THOSE FUCKING SLUTS IN RUMBLE STRIP, OR THOSE SKANKY AGNOSTIC CHRIST FUCKERS, RIGHT? WHAT THE HELL DO THEY HAVE THAT MY BAND DOESN'T? YOU JUST THINK I'M STUPID, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST TELL ME THAT KIND OF SHIT, THINKING THAT I'LL JUST FALL ON MY BACK WITH MY LEGS OPEN, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK YOU, YOU MINCING LITTLE MAMA'S BOY!
Quote from: LMNO on March 18, 2010, 05:59:27 PM
Quote from: dimo on March 18, 2010, 05:53:35 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 18, 2010, 05:50:40 PM
You would have had a much better time at the Frost Heaves show. There were many single, available, attractive, and only mildly psycho women there.
Next time, my friend. Next time.
YOU FUCKING LIAR! YOU SAY YOU'RE GONNA BE THERE, BUT YOU NEVER SHOW UP! I BET YOU'RE WITH ONE OF THOSE OTHER BANDS, AREN'T YOU? LIKE THOSE FUCKING SLUTS IN RUMBLE STRIP, OR THOSE SKANKY AGNOSTIC CHRIST FUCKERS, RIGHT? WHAT THE HELL DO THEY HAVE THAT MY BAND DOESN'T? YOU JUST THINK I'M STUPID, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST TELL ME THAT KIND OF SHIT, THINKING THAT I'LL JUST FALL ON MY BACK WITH MY LEGS OPEN, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK YOU, YOU MINCING LITTLE MAMA'S BOY!
:lulz: :lulz: and :argh!:
Say the bold with more certainty, as if you know for a
fact and that would be pretty dead-on.
Quote from: dimo on March 18, 2010, 05:46:07 PM
Oh, and my OLOPC shirt got ripped during a min-brawl that broke out in the middle of our set. :sad: :crankey: not happy..
This is the
real tragedy here, though.
SUU!!!! CAN YOU FIX MY SHIRT!!! IT'S BORKED!!!
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on March 18, 2010, 09:06:51 AM
do bitchy hos, a bar fight that lead to multiple arrests, and a drunken asshat doing riverdance count?
it helps...
OK holiday renamed to amateur drinking night
dimo;
Is there enough of the design that it can just be put on a vest...
tho i thought nigel was tshirt fabulous, suu would be more of the steampunk jacket type...
Quote from: Pēleus on March 18, 2010, 06:23:10 PM
dimo;
Is there enough of the design that it can just be put on a vest...
tho i thought nigel was tshirt fabulous, suu would be more of the steampunk jacket type...
It ripped along a seam, so I think there's a good possibility it can be repaired without being altered.
I don't remember making this thread. :|
There's a high probability you had a good time, then.
Quote from: Suu on March 18, 2010, 07:03:23 PM
I don't remember making this thread. :|
Doinitrite.
Quote from: Suu on March 18, 2010, 07:03:23 PM
I don't remember making this thread. :|
Oh, so does that mean you don't remember agreeing to fix my shirt? Cuz you did...
I borked a carbomb. I felt St. Patrick himself shake his head at me. :(
I also had to drive home. This is NEVER a good thing.
dimo should have called the cops on his too-drunk-to-drive psycho ex and gotten her slapped with a DUI.
:lulz:
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on March 18, 2010, 07:25:37 PM
dimo should have called the cops on his too-drunk-to-drive psycho ex and gotten her slapped with a DUI.
:lulz:
It crossed my mind, but I am not a cop caller. Only if there is the threat of serious physical harm to a helpless individual will I ever even consider it.
Quote from: dimo on March 18, 2010, 07:28:00 PM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on March 18, 2010, 07:25:37 PM
dimo should have called the cops on his too-drunk-to-drive psycho ex and gotten her slapped with a DUI.
:lulz:
It crossed my mind, but I am not a cop caller. Only if there is the threat of serious physical harm to a helpless individual will I ever even consider it.
SPS,
would have done it to be a bitch.
I got home from work at 12:30 AM. No St Patty's Day celebrating for me, though I don't really anyway. I have actually punched someone in the face for pinching me because I wasn't wearing green.
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on March 18, 2010, 07:29:16 PM
I got home from work at 12:30 AM. No St Patty's Day celebrating for me, though I don't really anyway. I have actually punched someone in the face for pinching me because I wasn't wearing green.
Good. It's not half of what I'd have done.
I was at work, I didn't want an "incident". Fortunately nobody fucked with me this year. I seem to have gotten a reputation. :lulz:
I wore my hot green vintage Rays jersey. So not only could it cause blindness, but it was also an opposing team to all the cliche green Boston swag.
I just yawned and smelled Jameson. Ick.
At least my liver gets a rest until tomorrow. Then it's zeppole and sambuca for St. Joseph's Day.
-Suu
It's not bad being a mixbreed.
Quote from: dimo on March 18, 2010, 07:28:00 PM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on March 18, 2010, 07:25:37 PM
dimo should have called the cops on his too-drunk-to-drive psycho ex and gotten her slapped with a DUI.
:lulz:
It crossed my mind, but I am not a cop caller. Only if there is the threat of serious physical harm to a helpless individual will I ever even consider it.
This is an ultra-correct motorcycle. Calling the cops is just a blatant admission of weakness and/or laziness.
hey dimo if you think she got your facebook passsword, why not just change the password to be sure?
Quote from: Triple Zero on March 19, 2010, 04:43:45 PM
hey dimo if you think she got your facebook passsword, why not just change the password to be sure?
This.
I had a shitty-ass'd time at my emo cousin's party on the weekend, that was pretty much my "St Paddy's Day" fest...the actual day I spent working and went to my kid's orchestra concert which was fucking kickass. Had a Guinness and felt meh about it with dinner. I really only like Guinness from tap, I've found.
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 19, 2010, 03:53:13 PM
This is an ultra-correct motorcycle. Calling the cops is just a blatant admission of weakness and/or laziness.
Agree'd. Although, I did bluff and
told her I was gonna call the cops with the hopes that it would shut her the fuck up. It didn't.
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 19, 2010, 04:46:48 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on March 19, 2010, 04:43:45 PM
hey dimo if you think she got your facebook passsword, why not just change the password to be sure?
This.
I just did.
Fuck everyone who drove drunk. That is all.
maybe sign her up for MADD's newsletter or AA programs
hehe maybe even have her new sponsor show up at her house
sign her up for rent-a-friend.
I didn't drink much at the show, but I drove really tired. Really REALLY tired. Scared of nodding off tired.
I was glad there was hardly anyone on the road because at midnight most of the serious partiers were just getting going.
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 20, 2010, 04:34:58 AM
I didn't drink much at the show, but I drove really tired. Really REALLY tired. Scared of nodding off tired.
I was glad there was hardly anyone on the road because at midnight most of the serious partiers were just getting going.
A while back I saw a device that clipped behind the ear. It had a mercury position switch, a battery, and a capacitor. If your head tilted too much (nodding off) it would discharge the capacitor through the back of your neck. This may be a terrible idea, but it's an amusing wake-up concept.
Quote from: PeregrineBF on March 20, 2010, 05:38:25 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 20, 2010, 04:34:58 AM
I didn't drink much at the show, but I drove really tired. Really REALLY tired. Scared of nodding off tired.
I was glad there was hardly anyone on the road because at midnight most of the serious partiers were just getting going.
A while back I saw a device that clipped behind the ear. It had a mercury position switch, a battery, and a capacitor. If your head tilted too much (nodding off) it would discharge the capacitor through the back of your neck. This may be a terrible idea, but it's an amusing wake-up concept.
That IS kind of funny.