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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Dimocritus on April 01, 2010, 03:07:14 PM

Title: From: The Shit I Have to Deal With Dept.
Post by: Dimocritus on April 01, 2010, 03:07:14 PM
Sooo, I'm sure you've heard about the "historic flooding" in RI. Well, I've been at the "event horizon" for the past two days with no electricity or heat and a wading pool in my basement (which happens to be where I keep all my stuff... well, not anymore...). Anyhow, once everything that could be saved was saved, I went out to take a look around town and I have collected some pics for you guys.

These pics are about two blocks from my house.
(http://i882.photobucket.com/albums/ac28/dimo1138/flood018.jpg)

(http://i882.photobucket.com/albums/ac28/dimo1138/flood019.jpg)

(http://i882.photobucket.com/albums/ac28/dimo1138/flood013.jpg)

(http://i882.photobucket.com/albums/ac28/dimo1138/flood014.jpg)

(http://i882.photobucket.com/albums/ac28/dimo1138/flood017.jpg)

Vampire Truck requires MOAR BLOOD!
(http://i882.photobucket.com/albums/ac28/dimo1138/flood015.jpg)



A River Runs Through it. (Or: The Warwick Mall Bites it Hard)
(http://i882.photobucket.com/albums/ac28/dimo1138/flood001.jpg)

(http://i882.photobucket.com/albums/ac28/dimo1138/flood002.jpg)

(http://i882.photobucket.com/albums/ac28/dimo1138/flood006.jpg)

(http://i882.photobucket.com/albums/ac28/dimo1138/flood008.jpg)

(http://i882.photobucket.com/albums/ac28/dimo1138/flood009.jpg)

(http://i882.photobucket.com/albums/ac28/dimo1138/flood010.jpg)

(http://i882.photobucket.com/albums/ac28/dimo1138/flood011.jpg)

(http://i882.photobucket.com/albums/ac28/dimo1138/flood012.jpg)


HIMEOBS
(http://i882.photobucket.com/albums/ac28/dimo1138/flood016.jpg)


Title: Re: From: The Shit I Have to Deal With Dept.
Post by: Cramulus on April 01, 2010, 03:08:59 PM
DIMO!! YOU'RE ALIVE!!

glad you're safe, man. We were worried you had taken a rather large drink of water.



A highway traffic cam sighted you eating waffles on the highway the other day:

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/dimoflood.png)
Title: Re: From: The Shit I Have to Deal With Dept.
Post by: Dimocritus on April 01, 2010, 03:13:04 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on April 01, 2010, 03:08:59 PM
DIMO!! YOU'RE ALIVE!!

glad you're safe, man. We were worried you had taken a rather large drink of water.



A highway traffic cam sighted you eating waffles on the highway the other day:

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/dimoflood.png)

:lulz: Little known fact: I purposely caused this flood because I didn't want to get out of the swimming pool to get moar waffles.
Title: Re: From: The Shit I Have to Deal With Dept.
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on April 01, 2010, 03:16:18 PM
I still need my offerings and my housekeys.
Title: Re: From: The Shit I Have to Deal With Dept.
Post by: Dimocritus on April 01, 2010, 03:19:28 PM
Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on April 01, 2010, 03:16:18 PM
I still need my offerings and my housekeys.

Cute.

FYI, I've been cursing you since Tuesday.
Title: Re: From: The Shit I Have to Deal With Dept.
Post by: LMNO on April 01, 2010, 03:22:43 PM
That is fucking crazy.

So, is RI below sea level or something?
Title: Re: From: The Shit I Have to Deal With Dept.
Post by: Richter on April 01, 2010, 03:31:06 PM
It's very poorly drained too, in places that aren't.
Title: Re: From: The Shit I Have to Deal With Dept.
Post by: Dimocritus on April 01, 2010, 03:33:25 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 01, 2010, 03:22:43 PM
That is fucking crazy.

So, is RI below sea level or something?

Well... I suppose it is now.

I was really lucky, in the sense that I was literally right on the edge of the danger zone. I've been displaced from my living area (ie: the basement) but most of my valuable collectibles (inb4 lol nerd) have been saved and me and the fam are all safe. It's wild, though, to go down the street and see a lake where there used to be an intersection.
Title: Re: From: The Shit I Have to Deal With Dept.
Post by: Suu on April 01, 2010, 03:48:09 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 01, 2010, 03:22:43 PM
That is fucking crazy.

So, is RI below sea level or something?

It's like a mini-NOLA. All the mountains and hills from MA drain down through RI to Narragansett Bay. Providence has a hurricane barrier which I am convinced saved Downtown (which is all landfill, surrounded by hills, and been 20ft under during hurricanes before) since the Blackstone drains into the Mosshasuck and Seekonk.

Newport, Jamestown, and Narragansett are all cliffs. They're fine. It's just that the flood plain of the Pawtuxet, aka Warwick and West Warwick, filled up.

Title: Re: From: The Shit I Have to Deal With Dept.
Post by: Suu on April 01, 2010, 03:51:33 PM
Oh, and the Pawcatuck went too. So Westerly is under. Hopkinton is under... :cry: We were JUST THERE the other night!


Title: Re: From: The Shit I Have to Deal With Dept.
Post by: LMNO on April 01, 2010, 03:54:14 PM
"It would be a very good idea to build a city at the lowest geographical point possible."
                   \
(http://en.academic.ru/pictures/enwiki/82/Roger_Williams_statue_by_Franklin_Simmons.jpg)
                   /
"Oh, and fuck you, Massachusetts."
Title: Re: From: The Shit I Have to Deal With Dept.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on April 01, 2010, 03:57:18 PM
Needs more looters.  Dimo, go loot that Macy's.  Is there a Dick's in that mall?  Get a raft.

Also I hope shit's not, y'know, too fucked up for you down there.
Title: Re: From: The Shit I Have to Deal With Dept.
Post by: Suu on April 01, 2010, 04:01:00 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 01, 2010, 03:54:14 PM
"It would be a very good idea to build a city at the lowest geographical point possible."
                   \
(http://en.academic.ru/pictures/enwiki/82/Roger_Williams_statue_by_Franklin_Simmons.jpg)
                   /
"Oh, and fuck you, Massachusetts."

Roger William's Providence is the Eastside on North Main St, not the Basin, that was all settled when they wanted to put in big buildings. All the original Swamp Yankees founded Warwick, they also fired the first shot of the Revolutionary War, so take Bunker Hill and shove it up yer arse.
Title: Re: From: The Shit I Have to Deal With Dept.
Post by: LMNO on April 01, 2010, 04:13:17 PM
That was Breed's hill, spag.

LRN2HSTRY.
Title: Re: From: The Shit I Have to Deal With Dept.
Post by: Suu on April 01, 2010, 04:16:51 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 01, 2010, 04:13:17 PM
That was Breed's hill, spag.

LRN2HSTRY.

I know this. But it's called the Battle of Bunker Hill and the fucking monument is on Bunker Hill. I marched in the Bunker Hill Parade. YOU HAVE BUNKER HILL COMMUNITY COLLEGE, and the battle was fought the next hill over.

YOU PURITAN LOSERS CAN'T EVEN GET YOUR HILLS RIGHT!!!!

You also had to be total pussies and dress like indians to throw tea off a boat. Rhode Islanders just walked on the fucking thing, called for the captain and shot him. Then burned the boat to ashes. Then they went and got drunk. This is the correct revolutionary motorcycle.

Title: Re: From: The Shit I Have to Deal With Dept.
Post by: LMNO on April 01, 2010, 04:17:58 PM
Well, good thing I'm from California, then.
Title: Re: From: The Shit I Have to Deal With Dept.
Post by: Suu on April 01, 2010, 04:23:20 PM
Yeah, and I'm from New York.


...Why do we care then?
Title: Re: From: The Shit I Have to Deal With Dept.
Post by: LMNO on April 01, 2010, 04:24:21 PM
Because it's fun to shout over the intertubes.



"GO BACK TO CLEVELAND, CLEVELAND!"
Title: Re: From: The Shit I Have to Deal With Dept.
Post by: Cramulus on April 01, 2010, 04:25:11 PM
STAAAATE
PRIIIIIIDE

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(http://sandboxworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/man-screaming-at-computer.jpg)
Title: Re: From: The Shit I Have to Deal With Dept.
Post by: LMNO on April 01, 2010, 04:27:22 PM
WE ACT LIKE OUR MONEYBALL TEAM'S ACCOMPLISHMENTS ARE OUR OWN!
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(http://www.projo.com/interactive/slideshow/fenway/images/20041005.jpg)
Title: Re: From: The Shit I Have to Deal With Dept.
Post by: Suu on April 01, 2010, 04:29:32 PM
I had a startling revelation this week, and I'm afraid it's true.

RI has no state congress. It's just people who are related to the Kennedys in one chamber and people who WISH they were related to the Kennedys in the other.

RI also doesn't follow the typical 2 party system of Democrats and Republicans. You have to declare your party to either be Yankees Fan or Red Sox Fan.
Title: Re: From: The Shit I Have to Deal With Dept.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 01, 2010, 05:53:50 PM
this flood is just God's retribution for you guys calling yourselves an island for the last couple of centuries.

"OH, THEY WANT AN ISLAND, DO THEY? HERE YOU GO, COCKMONGLERS."
Title: Re: From: The Shit I Have to Deal With Dept.
Post by: Suu on April 01, 2010, 07:17:47 PM
But Rhode Island is an island.


...Providence Plantations isn't.
Title: Re: From: The Shit I Have to Deal With Dept.
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 01, 2010, 08:57:21 PM
Dimo: Go to your roof with a pair of speakers and blast Surfin Bird until the water subsides.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZThquH5t0ow

Bonus points if you can find a boat and go skiing/waterboarding.
Title: Re: From: The Shit I Have to Deal With Dept.
Post by: Dimocritus on April 02, 2010, 03:59:44 PM
Quote from: EoC on April 01, 2010, 03:57:18 PM
Needs more looters.  Dimo, go loot that Macy's.  Is there a Dick's in that mall?  Get a raft.

Also I hope shit's not, y'know, too fucked up for you down there.

I was thinking about looting the mall, TBH with you, but there's HIMEOBS helicopters circling the place non-stop (funny, how the helicopters only keep an eye out on the mall).
Title: Re: From: The Shit I Have to Deal With Dept.
Post by: Jenne on April 02, 2010, 04:14:39 PM
Quote from: dimo on April 02, 2010, 03:59:44 PM
Quote from: EoC on April 01, 2010, 03:57:18 PM
Needs more looters.  Dimo, go loot that Macy's.  Is there a Dick's in that mall?  Get a raft.

Also I hope shit's not, y'know, too fucked up for you down there.

I was thinking about looting the mall, TBH with you, but there's HIMEOBS helicopters circling the place non-stop (funny, how the helicopters only keep an eye out on the mall).

nah, I mean, now you know who keeps up on their insurance premiums...
Title: Re: From: The Shit I Have to Deal With Dept.
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on April 04, 2010, 10:04:44 PM
Quote from: dimo on April 01, 2010, 03:19:28 PM
Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on April 01, 2010, 03:16:18 PM
I still need my offerings and my housekeys.

Cute.

FYI, I've been cursing you since Tuesday.

see you made it worse for yoursef, let this be a lesson!
Title: Re: From: The Shit I Have to Deal With Dept.
Post by: Freeky on April 05, 2010, 02:02:10 AM
Hey Pix? I wouldn't, you know, mind if you made it rain down here this week. It's really hot.

Mistress Professor Freeky,
Just spent 4 hours in 90 degrees, inside abodes and out-of-doors.
Title: Re: From: The Shit I Have to Deal With Dept.
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on April 05, 2010, 12:23:12 PM
Heh, I'll try, but being in a good mood its kinda tricky.
Title: Re: From: The Shit I Have to Deal With Dept.
Post by: AFK on April 05, 2010, 06:02:05 PM
So I guess this means I can't complain about all of the rain we had here in Maine.  Actually I think there was some flooding down in the southern tip, but it wasn't too bad in my neck of the woods.  Could've been worse.  Could've been snow.  That would've been a fuck ton of snow. 
Title: Re: From: The Shit I Have to Deal With Dept.
Post by: Freeky on April 05, 2010, 06:26:40 PM
Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on April 05, 2010, 12:23:12 PM
Heh, I'll try, but being in a good mood its kinda tricky.

If you can't do it without being in a bad mood, please to not worry about it.  :)
Title: Re: From: The Shit I Have to Deal With Dept.
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on April 06, 2010, 02:44:13 AM
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT FREEKY SHE MISSED BY LIKE 300 MILES  :argh!:
Title: Re: From: The Shit I Have to Deal With Dept.
Post by: Freeky on April 06, 2010, 02:53:03 AM
Sorry. :sad:
Title: Re: From: The Shit I Have to Deal With Dept.
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 06, 2010, 02:54:14 AM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on April 06, 2010, 02:44:13 AM
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT FREEKY SHE MISSED BY LIKE 300 MILES  :argh!:

Who was she supposed to hit?
Title: Re: From: The Shit I Have to Deal With Dept.
Post by: Freeky on April 06, 2010, 02:56:30 AM
Quote from: Professor Freeky on April 05, 2010, 02:02:10 AM
Hey Pix? I wouldn't, you know, mind if you made it rain down here this week. It's really hot.

Mistress Professor Freeky,
Just spent 4 hours in 90 degrees, inside abodes and out-of-doors.
Title: Re: From: The Shit I Have to Deal With Dept.
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 06, 2010, 02:57:55 AM
Quote from: Professor Freeky on April 06, 2010, 02:56:30 AM
Quote from: Professor Freeky on April 05, 2010, 02:02:10 AM
Hey Pix? I wouldn't, you know, mind if you made it rain down here this week. It's really hot.

Mistress Professor Freeky,
Just spent 4 hours in 90 degrees, inside abodes and out-of-doors.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?  PIX WILL KILL US ALL!
Title: Re: From: The Shit I Have to Deal With Dept.
Post by: Freeky on April 06, 2010, 03:00:32 AM
HEY YOU GUISE, WHAT DOES THIS BIG RED BUTTON MARKED "DO NOT PUSH" DO?

:horrormirth:
Title: Re: From: The Shit I Have to Deal With Dept.
Post by: Telarus on April 06, 2010, 05:27:46 AM
It makes you a Latte (......................no, wait, that's the big red button just to the left of the one that says "DO NOT PUSH").
Title: Re: From: The Shit I Have to Deal With Dept.
Post by: Suu on April 06, 2010, 05:34:56 AM
I would just like to point out that this part of the country is a fucking disaster.

War will be waged on the desert lands of the Southwest if needless praying to the Goddess of Rain goes sour.
Title: Re: From: The Shit I Have to Deal With Dept.
Post by: Freeky on April 06, 2010, 05:36:38 AM
I said sorry... And I promise not to do it again.
Title: Re: From: The Shit I Have to Deal With Dept.
Post by: Dimocritus on April 06, 2010, 06:19:13 PM
Quote from: Suu on April 06, 2010, 05:34:56 AM
I would just like to point out that this part of the country is a fucking disaster.

War will be waged on the desert lands of the Southwest if needless praying to the Goddess of Rain goes sour.
Title: Re: From: The Shit I Have to Deal With Dept.
Post by: Suu on April 06, 2010, 06:48:52 PM
It's drizzling. :crankey:
Title: Re: From: The Shit I Have to Deal With Dept.
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on April 06, 2010, 08:48:33 PM
Yea, I have a really bad aim. Sorry badge!

I have been sleeping in 4 hour shifts since moving back to my place. This did make me crankey.

Utah needs a bit of rain, though, it IS a desert.
Title: Re: From: The Shit I Have to Deal With Dept.
Post by: Roaring Biscuit! on April 06, 2010, 09:23:41 PM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 01, 2010, 08:57:21 PM
Bonus points if you can find a boat and go skiing/waterboarding.

:crankey:

you dont really need a boat for that you know...
Title: Re: From: The Shit I Have to Deal With Dept.
Post by: Dimocritus on April 06, 2010, 09:52:31 PM
Quote from: Roaring Biscuit! on April 06, 2010, 09:23:41 PM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 01, 2010, 08:57:21 PM
Bonus points if you can find a boat and go skiing/waterboarding.

:crankey:

you dont really need a boat for that you know...

:lulz:
Title: Re: From: The Shit I Have to Deal With Dept.
Post by: Triple Zero on April 07, 2010, 12:16:08 PM
fuck shit all that flooding sucks! good to hear you're okay and lost no valuable collectable stuff dimo!
Title: Re: From: The Shit I Have to Deal With Dept.
Post by: Dimocritus on April 07, 2010, 03:05:12 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on April 07, 2010, 12:16:08 PM
fuck shit all that flooding sucks! good to hear you're okay and lost no valuable collectable stuff dimo!

Thanks. Those thousands of Transformers are going to put my grandchildren through college someday.