Quote(10:33:14)- Steppah joined
(10:33:43)<Steppah>u guys stayin up for 4:20?
(10:33:49)<Payne>fuck off
(10:33:59)<Steppah>:(
(10:34:03)<Steppah>so hostile
(10:34:09)<Steppah>on such a holy day
(10:34:11)<Cain>sorry Payne, #discord has been taken over by retards of late
(10:34:12)<Payne>to quote Cain:
(10:34:14)<Payne>Anyone who feels the need to "identity" themselves with the slack-jawed losers of the "cannabis subculture" should probably just remove themselves from the genepool now and leave those of use who occasionally like to indulge in recreational drugs without glorifying it as a lifestyle choice in peace.
(10:34:35)- Payne set mode: +v Steppah
(10:34:45)<Steppah>piss off im a medical user
(10:34:48)<Payne>yes, it seems that way Cain
(10:34:53)<Steppah>ur just an arrogant fuck
(10:35:11)<Payne>ur just a slack jawed dribbling sheep
(10:35:24)<Steppah>discordianism is heavily influenced by psychedelics
(10:35:27)<Steppah>weed included
(10:35:33)<Payne>no, SOME of it is
(10:35:36)<Payne>mine is not
(10:35:56)* zerogravitytits suffocates Payne with a weed pillow
(10:36:22)<Payne>my Discordianism recognises that getting fucked out of your mind on any form of drug isn't changing your mind in any way.
(10:36:39)<Payne>and it's in no way so spiritual as to need its own "holy day"
(10:36:49)<zerogravitytits>lol
(10:36:56)<Steppah>jjust be aware that this movement with which u identify was influenced directly by this plant that infuriates u
(10:36:57)<zerogravitytits>stop trollin homo
(10:37:03)<Steppah>and as a discordian
(10:37:04)<Steppah>\
(10:37:12)<Steppah>i have the right to form my own schism
(10:37:16)<Steppah>within my sect
(10:37:16)<Payne>I don't identify with Leary, RAW or any of those tedious fuckers
(10:37:23)<Steppah>4:20 is a holy day
(10:37:27)<zerogravitytits>Payne ia trollin
(10:37:32)<Steppah>but those guys r the shit
(10:37:39)<Payne>yes, they were shit
(10:37:44)<Payne>and now they're dead
(10:37:47)<Payne>and this is a new day
(10:37:48)<Steppah>u r such a queer
(10:37:51)<Steppah>how did u end up
(10:37:56)<Cain>Payne you don't have the right to form your own schism
(10:37:59)<zerogravitytits>like ur mom Payne
(10:38:00)<Steppah>a discordian\
(10:38:06)<Cain>only Steppah and people who agree with him do
(10:38:16)<Steppah>have u even read the principia discordia?
(10:38:18)<Payne>is okay Cain, I'm used to not being a Really Real Discordian now :D
(10:38:18)<Steppah>popes
(10:38:20)<Cain>no disagreeing in my chaos religion
(10:38:23)<Steppah>r encouraged to form schisms
(10:38:27)<Steppah>u dont know shit
(10:38:28)<Steppah>gtfo
(10:38:38)<Payne>wait wait wait
(10:38:49)<Payne>you are arguing Orthodox Discordianism too?
(10:38:53)<Payne>why is that so big lately?
(10:39:12)<Steppah>cuz ppl r waking up
(10:39:13)<Cain>beats thinking, I guess
(10:39:36)<zerogravitytits>if you're not a really real discordian you're probably just a real discordian or not a real discordian at all, or a discordian
(10:39:51)<Steppah>yo zerogravitytits
(10:39:53)<Steppah>my man
(10:39:54)<Steppah>whats good
(10:40:00)<zerogravitytits>beer
(10:40:00)<Payne>no ZGT, it's obvious that we're doing it wrong
(10:40:21)<Payne>I should go and become a Jehovahs Witness or something
(10:40:44)<Payne>Cain, wanna come be a JT with me now we're no longer welcome to Discord all over the place?
(10:40:59)<Payne>JW*
(10:41:04)<Cain>fuck yeah, knocking on doors is the shit
(10:41:18)<Payne>shit yeah
(10:41:20)<zerogravitytits>itt people butthurt over differences in discordianism
(10:41:32)<Payne>I'm not butthurt
(10:41:37)<Frowardd>I'm a replica discordian
(10:41:40)<Payne>I'm just getting some rage on
(10:41:48)<Frowardd>in my area discordians are banned by law
(10:41:50)<Cain>I'm lulzing it up
(10:41:57)<Payne>although it may have more to do with not having enough coffee
(10:42:04)* Payne gets another coffee
(10:42:12)* zerogravitytits gets another beer
(10:42:17)- Steppah quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
And
Quote(11:03:44)<zerogravitytits>a question for cain or me, Payne?
(11:03:59)<Payne>what do you know of 4G warfare ZGT?
(11:04:10)<zerogravitytits>not much but i'm in the infantry :p
(11:04:19)<Payne>OH!
(11:04:23)<Payne>I remember now
(11:04:40)<Cain>you know, since they teach infantry soldiers about strategy so much
(11:05:34)<Payne>First Earth Battalion: influenced by or influence OF this line of strategic thinking? And is such a distinction really important anyway?
(11:05:50)<zerogravitytits>strategy is like 50% of what they teach infantry... but like i said i still don't know much about it :P
(11:06:16)<Cain>no, they teach tactics, at best. and even then they do a hamfisted job of that
(11:06:34)<zerogravitytits>who does?
(11:07:03)<Payne>(btw, I love revisiting old ideas in the context of a year or two of extra learning)
(11:07:16)<Cain>as far as I can see, the FEB seems a lot closer to 5GW. it seems to concentrated on the very low kinetic end of the spectrum, and focuses a lot more on perception than 4GW is
(11:07:39)<Cain>pretty much every military school in the western world. that's why Iraqi orphans with no shoes keep kicking their asses
(11:08:02)<Payne>I suppose that's true
(11:08:25)<Payne>I'm still forgetting the thing that made me place it in 4GW
(11:08:33)<zerogravitytits>iraq was defeated
:facepalm:
Quote from: Cain on April 20, 2010, 03:48:55 PM
Quote(11:03:44)<zerogravitytits>a question for cain or me, Payne?
(11:03:59)<Payne>what do you know of 4G warfare ZGT?
(11:04:10)<zerogravitytits>not much but i'm in the infantry :p
(11:04:19)<Payne>OH!
(11:04:23)<Payne>I remember now
(11:04:40)<Cain>you know, since they teach infantry soldiers about strategy so much
(11:05:34)<Payne>First Earth Battalion: influenced by or influence OF this line of strategic thinking? And is such a distinction really important anyway?
(11:05:50)<zerogravitytits>strategy is like 50% of what they teach infantry... but like i said i still don't know much about it :P
(11:06:16)<Cain>no, they teach tactics, at best. and even then they do a hamfisted job of that
(11:06:34)<zerogravitytits>who does?
(11:07:03)<Payne>(btw, I love revisiting old ideas in the context of a year or two of extra learning)
(11:07:16)<Cain>as far as I can see, the FEB seems a lot closer to 5GW. it seems to concentrated on the very low kinetic end of the spectrum, and focuses a lot more on perception than 4GW is
(11:07:39)<Cain>pretty much every military school in the western world. that's why Iraqi orphans with no shoes keep kicking their asses
(11:08:02)<Payne>I suppose that's true
(11:08:25)<Payne>I'm still forgetting the thing that made me place it in 4GW
(11:08:33)<zerogravitytits>iraq was defeated
:spit:
Well hot fucking hell, when did this happen?
Apparently after the Iraqi government fell.
The log goes on for quite a bit after that, with some exceptional statements of idiocy, but I thought it best to spare you all the gory details. Some highlights
Quote(11:18:41)<zerogravitytits>all that matters is having the better technology
Quote(11:21:23)<zerogravitytits>you want to know what the strategy is? draw out and kill as many 'taliban' as possible
Quote(11:23:07)<Payne>then how is the stated objective achieved?
(11:23:23)<zerogravitytits>it's already been achieved
(11:23:34)<Payne>then why are you still therE?
(11:23:41)<zerogravitytits>hell if i know
(11:23:45)<Payne>there is another objective
(11:24:12)<Payne>create a stable "democratic" state, and build a broadly "Capitalist" economy
(11:24:32)<zerogravitytits>that will happen invevitably
Quote(11:30:00)<zerogravitytits>maybe they're overstretched because they know they have unlimited troops to throw into the fray :p
:x
Man they were lucky I didn't tear them a new one and have no net access.
This proves it, soldier training makes you stupider and less likely to think for yourself.
I'm glad to see orthodox Discordianism is catching on.
Quote from: Regret on April 20, 2010, 04:26:38 PM
This proves it, soldier training makes you stupider and less likely to think for yourself.
Fuck you.
Quote from: Regret on April 20, 2010, 04:26:38 PM
This proves it, soldier training makes you stupider and less likely to think for yourself.
This proves it, being Dutch makes you stupider and less likely to think for yourself.
This proves it, being a male makes you stupider and less likely to think for yourself.
This proves it, having a music affiliated moniker makes you stupider and less likely to think for yourself.
All equally as valid as your statement.
saying it makes you stupider is, well, stupid.
however, in the context of infantry training, there's probably a kernel of truth to the "less likely to think for yourself" part.
Quote from: Regret on April 20, 2010, 04:26:38 PM
This proves it, soldier training makes you stupider and less likely to think for yourself.
Um.....Die in a fire.
It may be generalized to the majority, but most of the soldiers I've met are intelligent and thoughtful enough.
But any rigidly controlled hierarchy that has such strong anti-individuality memes being explicitly enforced is going to attack a person's tendency to TFY,S!
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on April 20, 2010, 05:13:55 PM
saying it makes you stupider is, well, stupid.
however, in the context of infantry training, there's probably a kernel of truth to the "less likely to think for yourself" part.
I would hazard to say that is true,
within context. During military exercises, for instance; it situations where the ability to simply listen & obey without hesitation may be crucial to not only your own survival, but the survival of the whole unit.
However, the ability to listen & obey without thinking is a learned skill. If you've ever worked with one of those stupid fucks who questions every fucking thing they're asked to do, or is constantly coming up with "better" ways to do things before they even understand the process they're being asked to follow, you know exactly what I mean.
It's not a simple thing. On the one hand, you need to follow orders, and on the other hand I've heard stories about marines getting excoriated for being "individuals", as individualistic as our society is.
I have a friend in the military who thinks the same way, and it's not like he doesn't think for himself.
What it shows me is there ought to be more emphasis and training placed on guerrilla warfare, tribal warfare, or "bush" style warfare. Not to say that old style tactical warfare wont happen again, but in 99% of "modern" conflicts the nature and therefore that tactical emphasis has radically changed.
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on April 20, 2010, 05:13:55 PM
saying it makes you stupider is, well, stupid.
however, in the context of infantry training, there's probably a kernel of truth to the "less likely to think for yourself" part.
Incorrect. In the infantry, it is assumed that a private may wind up in command. Individual initiative is prized and developed, unlike in the old Soviet style "ride the plan down in flames" approach.
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on April 20, 2010, 05:52:24 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on April 20, 2010, 05:13:55 PM
saying it makes you stupider is, well, stupid.
however, in the context of infantry training, there's probably a kernel of truth to the "less likely to think for yourself" part.
I would hazard to say that is true, within context. During military exercises, for instance; it situations where the ability to simply listen & obey without hesitation may be crucial to not only your own survival, but the survival of the whole unit.
However, the ability to listen & obey without thinking is a learned skill. If you've ever worked with one of those stupid fucks who questions every fucking thing they're asked to do, or is constantly coming up with "better" ways to do things before they even understand the process they're being asked to follow, you know exactly what I mean.
I think I already e-primed it enough, but I would also argue that there is a difference between willingly learning a skill and being trained to have a routine response (obeying without hesitation) to a particular stimulus (orders given from a commanding officer in the field).
In my limited experience, people I know who have served in the military fall into both camps. My armchair assessment is that for people who are not predisposed to taking the "learning it as a skillset" approach, the training itself probably makes it more difficult for them to TFYS, S! in the long run.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 20, 2010, 06:10:47 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on April 20, 2010, 05:13:55 PM
saying it makes you stupider is, well, stupid.
however, in the context of infantry training, there's probably a kernel of truth to the "less likely to think for yourself" part.
Incorrect. In the infantry, it is assumed that a private may wind up in command. Individual initiative is prized and developed, unlike in the old Soviet style "ride the plan down in flames" approach.
this makes too much sense for me to easily believe that it's a pervasive attitude in such a huge bureaucracy, but I'll take your word for it and be happily surprised.
shit like this makes me want to kick people at random.
I work a civilian job in a paramilitary organization. Here's how it works (that I can see).
Chain of command is heavily emphasized. Decisions and problems go to your direct supervisor, then to that person's direct supervisor, etc. The ones who get promoted (other than having connections and doing favors, which is how the place is run) are the ones who go up the chain of command for everything. So how it ultimately works out is you have a bunch of people in charge who have never made any decisions. I've only been there for a year and I get lieutenants (basically #2 in my daily shift's chain of command) asking me what we're supposed to do for regular operations on weekends.
Accountability is huge here. I mean, I work in a jail so it's understandable. If something goes wrong it could mean an inmate completes suicide or an officer gets assaulted. In those cases there's an investigation as to what procedure may have been altered for things to get that way. If it's found out that the chain of command wasn't followed there's actual punishment to those that went outside of it, even if their decision was sound. So to cover your own ass, it make sense to just defer to the higher rank.
My place is pretty fucked up though.
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on April 20, 2010, 06:17:26 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on April 20, 2010, 05:52:24 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on April 20, 2010, 05:13:55 PM
saying it makes you stupider is, well, stupid.
however, in the context of infantry training, there's probably a kernel of truth to the "less likely to think for yourself" part.
I would hazard to say that is true, within context. During military exercises, for instance; it situations where the ability to simply listen & obey without hesitation may be crucial to not only your own survival, but the survival of the whole unit.
However, the ability to listen & obey without thinking is a learned skill. If you've ever worked with one of those stupid fucks who questions every fucking thing they're asked to do, or is constantly coming up with "better" ways to do things before they even understand the process they're being asked to follow, you know exactly what I mean.
I think I already e-primed it enough, but I would also argue that there is a difference between willingly learning a skill and being trained to have a routine response (obeying without hesitation) to a particular stimulus (orders given from a commanding officer in the field).
In my limited experience, people I know who have served in the military fall into both camps. My armchair assessment is that for people who are not predisposed to taking the "learning it as a skillset" approach, the training itself probably makes it more difficult for them to TFYS, S! in the long run.
Oh, I wasn't arguing with you. More like taking your point and expanding on it.
True story.
Aside from the ability to scrub myself clean in 5 minutes of cold water, a complete ability to be straight faced in almost any situation, and occasional Republican leanings, I think I turned out alright after 6 years of reserve drill.
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on April 20, 2010, 06:19:55 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 20, 2010, 06:10:47 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on April 20, 2010, 05:13:55 PM
saying it makes you stupider is, well, stupid.
however, in the context of infantry training, there's probably a kernel of truth to the "less likely to think for yourself" part.
Incorrect. In the infantry, it is assumed that a private may wind up in command. Individual initiative is prized and developed, unlike in the old Soviet style "ride the plan down in flames" approach.
this makes too much sense for me to easily believe that it's a pervasive attitude in such a huge bureaucracy, but I'll take your word for it and be happily surprised.
It isn't managed by a huge bureaucracy...it's managed by individual Bn commanders, per doctrine.
Every once in a while the Pentagon decides it needs bluecoats all standing in neat rows. These phases don't last very long.
Looks like one of us REALLY pissed off a script-kiddie at some point recently
:lulz:
Oh yeah. :lulz:
1337 H4xx0r: SO FUCKING PISSED. MUST SPAM #DISCORD VIA PMs.
Me: log out, log back in.
Quote from: EoC on April 20, 2010, 06:40:42 PM
Accountability is huge here. I mean, I work in a jail so it's understandable. If something goes wrong it could mean an inmate completes suicide or an officer gets assaulted.
I may be missing something here, but I never quite understood why having a prisoner commit suicide is big deal. Maybe I'm factoring out the cleanup or something.
Quote from: Enki v. 2.0 on April 20, 2010, 08:17:09 PM
Quote from: EoC on April 20, 2010, 06:40:42 PM
Accountability is huge here. I mean, I work in a jail so it's understandable. If something goes wrong it could mean an inmate completes suicide or an officer gets assaulted.
I may be missing something here, but I never quite understood why having a prisoner commit suicide is big deal. Maybe I'm factoring out the cleanup or something.
Enki, I hope you get wrongfully imprisoned for something.
I know you do, Dok.
because in theory we're suppose to be advanced enough that we have regard for human life. That an every prisoner isn't there cause he's the Satanic love child of Charlie Manson.
Quote from: Enki v. 2.0 on April 20, 2010, 08:17:09 PM
Quote from: EoC on April 20, 2010, 06:40:42 PM
Accountability is huge here. I mean, I work in a jail so it's understandable. If something goes wrong it could mean an inmate completes suicide or an officer gets assaulted.
I may be missing something here, but I never quite understood why having a prisoner commit suicide is big deal. Maybe I'm factoring out the cleanup or something.
BEEP BOOP I AM A ROBOT WHAT IS HUMAN EMOTION
But we could be so efficient if we just stopped caring when people die.
Quote from: Enki v. 2.0 on April 20, 2010, 08:17:09 PM
Quote from: EoC on April 20, 2010, 06:40:42 PM
Accountability is huge here. I mean, I work in a jail so it's understandable. If something goes wrong it could mean an inmate completes suicide or an officer gets assaulted.
I may be missing something here, but I never quite understood why having a prisoner commit suicide is big deal. Maybe I'm factoring out the cleanup or something.
WTF is wrong with you.
Quote from: Enki v. 2.0 on April 20, 2010, 08:22:11 PM
I know you do, Dok.
Yes, I do. After all, you are seemingly advocating that any and all criminals should kill themselves, or that it would at least be no problem if they did.
LOOK AROUND YOU, FUCKWIT. You can go to jail for damn near anything now. You can commit a felony and never even KNOW it, let alone have ill intent. Or you can go to jail for doing something that harms NOBODY.
Your argument is that it would be desirable for a 17 year old caught with a joint to die.
You are a truly worthless excuse for a human being, and I can only thank whatever Gods are out there that you have precisely zero chance to pass your genes on.
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on April 20, 2010, 08:32:21 PM
Quote from: Enki v. 2.0 on April 20, 2010, 08:17:09 PM
Quote from: EoC on April 20, 2010, 06:40:42 PM
Accountability is huge here. I mean, I work in a jail so it's understandable. If something goes wrong it could mean an inmate completes suicide or an officer gets assaulted.
I may be missing something here, but I never quite understood why having a prisoner commit suicide is big deal. Maybe I'm factoring out the cleanup or something.
WTF is wrong with you.
He's a fucking sociopath.
Quote from: Sigmatic on April 20, 2010, 08:31:13 PM
But we could be so efficient if we just stopped caring when people die.
And who wants to live in a world like that? I mean, besides Enki, and then only til something bad happens to him.
Here's hoping it does.
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on April 20, 2010, 08:27:03 PM
Quote from: Enki v. 2.0 on April 20, 2010, 08:17:09 PM
Quote from: EoC on April 20, 2010, 06:40:42 PM
Accountability is huge here. I mean, I work in a jail so it's understandable. If something goes wrong it could mean an inmate completes suicide or an officer gets assaulted.
I may be missing something here, but I never quite understood why having a prisoner commit suicide is big deal. Maybe I'm factoring out the cleanup or something.
BEEP BOOP I AM A ROBOT WHAT IS HUMAN EMOTION
:lulz: That is fantastic.
Enki, I don't feel any personal sense of loss, nor do I think any of the officers do, when an inmate offs his or herself. It is pretty disturbing on their parts, perhaps not so much seeing the dead inmate, but more regularly cutting down inmates who are hanging themselves or working with them when they're bleeding severely. So there's that part.
Mostly it's a sense of accountability and protective care. A lot of these people are scum and belong here, but that doesn't mean they don't have families and loved ones that care about them. It's the jail's responsibility to keep them safe from harm, both from others and from themselves.
Keep in mind, we aren't a prison. We rarely get murder cases or anything of the sort. It's a county jail. They're in for assault, robbery, forgery of check, etc.
Quote from: EoC on April 20, 2010, 08:35:06 PM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on April 20, 2010, 08:27:03 PM
Quote from: Enki v. 2.0 on April 20, 2010, 08:17:09 PM
Quote from: EoC on April 20, 2010, 06:40:42 PM
Accountability is huge here. I mean, I work in a jail so it's understandable. If something goes wrong it could mean an inmate completes suicide or an officer gets assaulted.
I may be missing something here, but I never quite understood why having a prisoner commit suicide is big deal. Maybe I'm factoring out the cleanup or something.
BEEP BOOP I AM A ROBOT WHAT IS HUMAN EMOTION
:lulz: That is fantastic.
Enki, I don't feel any personal sense of loss, nor do I think any of the officers do, when an inmate offs his or herself. It is pretty disturbing on their parts, perhaps not so much seeing the dead inmate, but more regularly cutting down inmates who are hanging themselves or working with them when they're bleeding severely. So there's that part.
Mostly it's a sense of accountability and protective care. A lot of these people are scum and belong here, but that doesn't mean they don't have families and loved ones that care about them. It's the jail's responsibility to keep them safe from harm, both from others and from themselves.
Keep in mind, we aren't a prison. We rarely get murder cases or anything of the sort. It's a county jail. They're in for assault, robbery, forgery of check, etc.
Also, if it's a jail, you also have people waiting for trial that haven't yet been convicted of anything, right?
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 20, 2010, 08:34:04 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on April 20, 2010, 08:31:13 PM
But we could be so efficient if we just stopped caring when people die.
And who wants to live in a world like that? I mean, besides Enki, and then only til something bad happens to him.
Here's hoping it does.
Dok, the rate of new autistic spectrum cases is increasing. This is a bigger problem than BEEP BOOP over there.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 20, 2010, 08:40:17 PM
Also, if it's a jail, you also have people waiting for trial that haven't yet been convicted of anything, right?
Pretty much exactly that, yeah. Like most jails, the vast majority of our uh, clientelle, are repeat offenders, so they've been convicted of plenty of things before but not the charges on which they're currently being held. It's actually so rare to find someone with no previous history that we usually think we've made mistakes in missing their past arraignments. Of course, previous convictions do not mean they're guilty this time.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 20, 2010, 08:34:04 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on April 20, 2010, 08:31:13 PM
But we could be so efficient if we just stopped caring when people die.
And who wants to live in a world like that? I mean, besides Enki, and then only til something bad happens to him.
Here's hoping it does.
Not trying to defend his statement
But I am going to assume that Enki probably 1) hasn't had anyone close to him kill themselves, or struggle with the suicide of a close family member 2) Never has had an extreme life altering event which has caused him to become irrational and extremely depressed or 3) suffered clinical depression or have had some point had a mental illness in which he has lost touch with reality.
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on April 20, 2010, 08:53:59 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 20, 2010, 08:34:04 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on April 20, 2010, 08:31:13 PM
But we could be so efficient if we just stopped caring when people die.
And who wants to live in a world like that? I mean, besides Enki, and then only til something bad happens to him.
Here's hoping it does.
Not trying to defend his statement
But I am going to assume that Enki probably 1) hasn't had anyone close to him kill themselves, or struggle with the suicide of a close family member 2) Never has had an extreme life altering event which has caused him to become irrational and extremely depressed or 3) suffered clinical depression or have had some point had a mental illness in which he has lost touch with reality.
Enki is the likeliest case of aspergers I've ever seen and this is why he shits up every goddamned thread.
Since I already made an ass of myself ITT I might as well state that I try to defend the right to do with your life as you wish( even end it) whenever I can.
There are only two ethical reasons to restrain someone's freedom: Their actions will likely lead to other people gettting hurt or temporary factors may cause them to hurt themselves.
So the only ones who should be kept from killing themselves are those that are temporarily in a suicidal state of mind.
If a lifer/deathrowee who has exhausted all his options wants to kill himself, let him.
Restrain the rest until you have the budget for counseling or they get released.
And for fuck's sake, don't save a guy's life just so you can execute him. That's just cruel.
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on April 20, 2010, 08:26:41 PM
because in theory we're suppose to be advanced enough that we have regard for human life. That an every prisoner isn't there cause he's the Satanic love child of Charlie Manson.
I'm not suggesting killing prisoners. I am just wondering why prisoner suicide is treated like a bigger deal than non-prisoner suicide.
I pretty sure non-prisoner suicide is kind of a big deal too
Quote from: EoC on April 20, 2010, 08:35:06 PM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on April 20, 2010, 08:27:03 PM
Quote from: Enki v. 2.0 on April 20, 2010, 08:17:09 PM
Quote from: EoC on April 20, 2010, 06:40:42 PM
Accountability is huge here. I mean, I work in a jail so it's understandable. If something goes wrong it could mean an inmate completes suicide or an officer gets assaulted.
I may be missing something here, but I never quite understood why having a prisoner commit suicide is big deal. Maybe I'm factoring out the cleanup or something.
BEEP BOOP I AM A ROBOT WHAT IS HUMAN EMOTION
:lulz: That is fantastic.
Enki, I don't feel any personal sense of loss, nor do I think any of the officers do, when an inmate offs his or herself. It is pretty disturbing on their parts, perhaps not so much seeing the dead inmate, but more regularly cutting down inmates who are hanging themselves or working with them when they're bleeding severely. So there's that part.
Mostly it's a sense of accountability and protective care. A lot of these people are scum and belong here, but that doesn't mean they don't have families and loved ones that care about them. It's the jail's responsibility to keep them safe from harm, both from others and from themselves.
Keep in mind, we aren't a prison. We rarely get murder cases or anything of the sort. It's a county jail. They're in for assault, robbery, forgery of check, etc.
Okay. I dig, then.
Not to prattle endlessly about the jail, but we also have a fairly high percentage of inmates who are substance abusers. When they come in they could be going through a nasty withdrawal to which death is a tempting alternative. Shortly afterward they might not feel the same way.
Not to sound callous or anything, but suicide is also illegal and officers would have a legal obligation to prevent this crime from being committed so even if you wanted to ignore the humanitarian side of things this would still hold true.
Quote from: Enki v. 2.0 on April 20, 2010, 10:40:54 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on April 20, 2010, 08:26:41 PM
because in theory we're suppose to be advanced enough that we have regard for human life. That an every prisoner isn't there cause he's the Satanic love child of Charlie Manson.
I'm not suggesting killing prisoners. I am just wondering why prisoner suicide is treated like a bigger deal than non-prisoner suicide.
Who the fuck said that?
Thanks for making another thread all about your Assburgers induced stupidity Enki. No, really.
Quote from: Cain on April 21, 2010, 12:01:00 AM
Thanks for making another thread all about your Assburgers induced stupidity Enki. No, really.
Well, at least the thread is titled appropriately.
Believe me, that isn't much consolation.
<~Payne> whoever invented Alan Rickman should be a millionaire
<@Fred> HIS MOMMA?
<~Payne> no
<@Fred> A MAD SCIENTIST?
<@Fred> A HIVE OF BEES?
<~Payne> lol
<+ldem> spontaneuous beegeneration
<+ldem> beenetics
<+ldem> beevitonics
<~Payne> THE HOLY BEEBLE
<@Fred> loll
<+ldem> the beeran
<~Payne> BARACK OBEEMA
<+ldem> lol
<@Fred> BEESUS?
<~Payne> WASHINGTON BEE.C.
<~Payne> OSAMA BEE LADEN
<+ldem> sarah beelin
<~Payne> lail
<+ldem> joe beeden
<+ldem> OBEEMA/BEEDEN 2012
<~Payne> Drone McCain
<+ldem> gahaha
<@Fred> beedamir putin?
<~Payne> lol
<~Payne> I.Bee.M.
<+ldem> microbees
<~Payne> lail
<+ldem> applebees
<+ldem> oh wait
<~Payne> OFUK
<+ldem> they're taking over the restaurant chains
<+ldem> taco beels
<~Payne> Beergur King
<~Payne> Beezza Hut
<+ldem> *spew*
<~Payne> Beenikin Skywalker
<~Payne> Obee Wan Kenobi
<+ldem> haha
<+ldem> the imbeerials
<~Payne> yes
<~Payne> :O
* +shand0ra_ (sound@821BB572.D5CF237E.DE7E49C8.IP) Quit (Client exited)
<+ldem> she left
<~Payne> Bee-Fried Beens
<+ldem> conbee
<~Payne> Bee-o Jima
<+ldem> x bawks beesixty
<~Payne> BeeS3
<~Payne> BeeS3
<~Payne> nintento Bee
<+ldem> bee esse bee
<+ldem> gahaha they all rhyme
<@Fred> im in bee overload man
<+ldem> nintendo beecube
<~Payne> World of Beecraft
<+ldem> wide screen bee bee
<+ldem> bee bee... gun
<~Payne> Em Bee Three Player
<+ldem> tabees
<@Fred> laybee gaga
<~Payne> MSNBeeC
<~Payne> Bee En En
<+ldem> panic! at the beesco
<@Fred> beelectric six
<~Payne> you must Obee the dance commander
<~Payne> OBEE TRICE
<+ldem> bob marbees
<+ldem> mnarbee*
<+ldem> marbee*
<@Fred> kurt cobeen
<~Payne> American Bee-dol
<+ldem> america's got bees
<~Payne> Bee-ing With The Stars
<+ldem> bee o'reily
<+ldem> glenn beeck
<~Payne> Stephen Col-bee
<@Fred> stephen colbeert
<@Fred> lol
<@Fred> good think no one else is here..
<~Payne> David Bee-terman
<@Fred> thing*
<+ldem> keith obeeman
<+ldem> we should post this in the irc thread
<@Fred> conan obeeran
<@Fred> no we shouldnt
<@Fred> lol
<+ldem> i think i saw one called "stupidity irc something rather"
<@Fred> HTEY WOULDNT UNDERSTAND
<~Payne> beehio
<+ldem> beesiana
<~Payne> Bee York, Bee York
<@Fred> stonebeevan
<+ldem> beeseeseepeee
<@Fred> whaat
<+ldem> (Mississippi)
<~Payne> http://www.princibeeadiscorbeea.com/hive/
<+ldem> lol
<~Payne> BeeOEE.co.uk
<+ldem> #beescord
<~Payne> [14:09] ->> You joined channel #beescord
<~Payne> [14:09] ->> Channel created on 22/04/2010 13:09:34
<~Payne> [14:09] <@Payne> FUCKING BEEEEES
<~Payne> Rev. What's-His-Bee
<~Payne> BeeBeeEm
Quote from: E. A. Waterhaus II on April 20, 2010, 10:40:54 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on April 20, 2010, 08:26:41 PM
because in theory we're suppose to be advanced enough that we have regard for human life. That an every prisoner isn't there cause he's the Satanic love child of Charlie Manson.
I'm not suggesting killing prisoners. I am just wondering why prisoner suicide is treated like a bigger deal than non-prisoner suicide.
Because prisoners are in the custody of the state.
Someone in your custody offing him or herself means you fucked up.
<+Cram> I was at a LARP once where we had to play these giant bee monsters. we had black and yellow striped costumes and these giant foam bee masks
<+Cram> and rather than fighting adventurers, most of us just hung out in a big circle making awful bee puns
<+Cram> BEE YOURSELF
<+Cram> it was one of those absurd moments where you look around and go "God damn I have a weird hobby"
<+ldem> hahaha
<+triplezero> BEE ME UP SCOTTY
<+ldem> jean-luc beecard
<+Cram> haha
<+ldem> james tibeerius kirk
<+Cram> beevis and butthive
<+Cram> were an animated show on MTBee
<+ldem> lol
<+ldem> beesley crusher
<+triplezero> OH BEEHIVE!
<+ldem> Beesigning Women is playing on hivetime right now
<+Cram> hahahahahah
<+Cram> does that star delta beeurk?
<+ldem> Next is Mr. Beevedere
<+nobody> this is fucking beetastics #noap
<+nobody> moap*
<+ldem> and after that Bee's the Sheriff
* +Cram snorts
<+ldem> Then Bee's a Crowd
<+nobody> well innit that the bee's knees
<+Cram> Bee's company
<+nobody> and the bee's danglies
<+ldem> *sodamonitor*'
<+ldem> The Adventures of Beete and Beete
<+ldem> and Are you beeing served
<+nobody> Beefect Strangers
<+ldem> arrested beevelopment was highly overated
<+Cram> hahaha I'm working on an excel file at work where I just had to sort by column B and I totally lost it
<+nobody> WKRBee in Cincinati
<+ldem> Second City beebee
<+ldem> bee meets world
<+nobody> Don't bee a menace
<+ldem> Chico and the Bee
<+ldem> oh god
<+nobody> the good the bee and the ugly
<+Cram> hahahhahhahah BEE MEETS WORLD hahahahahhaah
<+ldem> the cosbee show
<+nobody> Beearama
<+Cram> "Bees"
<+ldem> The Donna Beed Show
<+nobody> taxbee
<+ldem> with beegie howser, MD
<+Cram> (instead of "friends")
<+Cram> Sesame Beet
<+triplezero> wow you're still making bee puns
<+ldem> Everybody Loves Beemond
<+nobody> the weakest bee
<+ldem> nobody: *spew*
<+ldem> Family Bees
<+nobody> surbeever
<+triplezero> How I met your Bee
<+triplezero> Bee Notice
<+ldem> Father Knows Bees
<+nobody> i married a bee murderer
<+Cram> MB
<+Cram> he's a medical bee
<+triplezero> Beexter
<+nobody> fribee the 13th
<+ldem> the fresh prince of beel-air
<+triplezero> Spongebee Squarewings
<+nobody> for a bee's dollars more
<+nobody> pale bee
<+nobody> how the bee was won
<+ldem> beelligan's island
<+nobody> Beenanza
<+nobody> Beesmoke
<+ldem> holy shit.
<+ldem> i was about to say that exact thing
<+Cram> I wish there was really a bee world
<+Cram> where all these TV shows existed
<+Cram> and somewhere in that world, bees are making puns about what if humans had TV shows with the word Man in it
<+Cram> Everybody Loves Humand
<+ldem> herbee the love bug
<+ldem> cram, lol
<+Cram> Human Strangers
<+Cram> Human's Island
<+Cram> Humananza
<+ldem> Bee Improvement
<+ldem> Hive Improvement*
<+nobody> the golden bees
<+ldem> I bee of jeannie
<+nobody> did you know cheech was in the little known golden girls spinoff?
<+ldem> yes
<+ldem> golden beelace
<+ldem> palace*
<+nobody> yes, that
<+ldem> shit that was an actual typo
<+nobody> beech marin
<+nobody> muscle memory
<+ldem> Just Shoot Bee
<+nobody> haa
<+nobody> B*E*E
<+Cram> Spongeman Humanpants
<+ldem> lol
<+nobody> wait, h*i*v*e is better i think
<+nobody> yeah
<+ldem> Laverne & Shirbee
<+Cram> The Power Puff Bees
<+Cram> Ally McBee
<+nobody> Beeston Legal
<+ldem> hahahaha power puf bees
<+nobody> Dragonball Bee
<+ldem> GHAHAHAA
<+nobody> Pokebee
<+ldem> Married... with bees
<+Cram> Bees in the City
<+ldem> My Name is Bee
<+ldem> My Bee Sons
<+nobody> Bee City
<+nobody> the beelight zone
<+nobody> Tales from the hive
<+Cram> hahahahha married .... with bees hahahaha
<+ldem> No Time for Beegeants
<+ldem> can you imagine how much better Lost would be if all the antagonists were bees
<+nobody> bee wants to be a millionare
<+ldem> Beeno 911!
<+nobody> Aqua Bee Hunger Force
<+ldem> Bee Goes to the Mayor
<+ldem> Trailer Park Bees
<+nobody> Bee and The Molemen
<+ldem> Two and a Half Bees
<+nobody> The Squidbillybees
<+ldem> okay
<+nobody> we could do bands, the Beetles
<+ldem> Bee Floyd
<+nobody> Beetalica
<+nobody> Bee Folds Five
<+ldem> i'm spent
<+ldem> i need to study for a test anyway
<+ldem> I'm gonna post this at pd
<+nobody> hope ya get a bee or better on it
<+Cram> don't you mean you're gonna post this at PB?
<+ldem> Don't you been beebee?
<+Cram> Beeyonce sings: "If you liked it than you should have put a bee on it"
<+Cram> Don't you Bee BeeBeeBee dot Bee?
<+nobody> my computer is finally bee, finally bee dot com
<+ldem> No, I conbee beewidth so i don't bee my bees
<+ldem> by beeing
<+ldem> beekay?
<+nobody> gotta make that honey
<+Cram> Night of the living Bees
<+Cram> or Bees of hte Living Dead
<+Cram> Zombee movies
<+Idem> Personally, I liked Beedawn of the Dead
<+Idem> or land of the bee
<+Idem> They're both George Bee Romero movies
<+Idem> what are zombees like anyway, as opposed to regular bees
<+Cram> instead of buzzing they groan
<+Cram> and if they sting you, you also become a zombee
<+Idem> what does a bee groan sound like
<+Idem> "baaaaarz"
<+Cram> buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhzzzzzzzzzz
<+Cram> I guess it's like buzzing but lower
<+Idem> oh right
<+Idem> it's only "barz" in the really cheazy ones
<+Idem> beazy
<+Freeky> bee r bee
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<VITRIOL> FRED
<VITRIOL> :D
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<Kai> Arthur?
<+Idem> So Beezle gotted his beesma beefle and blew up the cubicle.
<+Idem> "HE GOING TO KILL US" said the beemons
<+Idem> "I will sting at him" said the cyberbeemon and he fired the rocket beessiles. Beezle beesmaed at him and tried to bee him up. But then the beeling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
<+Idem> "No! I must kill the beemons" he buzzed
<+Idem> The beedio said "No, Beezle. You are the beemons"
<+Idem> And then Beezle was a zombee.
<+ENKI-][> i leave the room after a few seconds pause. this isn't a particularly active channel
<Idem> I see
<+Freeky> It has it's moments most days.
<Idem> yeah
<+Freeky> Where it IS active, I mean./
<Idem> only on bee days
<+ENKI-][> only on days ending in y
<+Cram> yeah we save all the fun for bee day
<Idem> this place is DEAD on sunday
<+Freeky> Yeah it is.
<+Freeky> I hate Sundays.
<+ENKI-][> is bee day on the solar calendar or the lunar calendar?
<@Fred> helloOo
<+ENKI-][> because if bee day landed on caturday...
<Idem> the beelandar
<+Freeky> FRED IS HERE
<Idem> beelendar
<@Fred> BEES
<+nobody> beepocolpyse
<+Freeky> Moar bees!
<+ENKI-][> have you ever seen a cat and a bee duke it out, fist on fist, in a steel cage judo deathmatch?
<+ENKI-][> the cat usually wins.
<+Freeky> Zombees.
<Idem> deathbees
<Idem> bee's angels
<+ENKI-][> bees can fly though
<+nobody> a funny little thing called bees
<+ENKI-][> the cats need to build devices in order to fly for longer than a few minutes.
<+nobody> sometimes the bee back
<Idem> Enki, what.
<Idem> the bees bite back
<+Freeky> BeeO
<+Froggypance> Jetcat.
<Idem> revenge of the bees
<+ENKI-][> cats don't sleep all the time. they are meditating.
<Idem> night of the living bees
<+nobody> lollabeelooza
<+ENKI-][> after about fifty years of constant meditation, the cats learn to levitate
<Idem> that is awesome
<+Froggypance> How long do most cats live?
<+nobody> 50,000 years
<Idem> Twilight: Bee Edition
<Idem> edward is now bees
<+Freeky> FUCK BEES
<@Fred> TEAM BEEDWARD
<+Freeky> D:<
<+Cram> sparkly bees
<Idem> cram: *spew*
<+Freeky> Goddam sparkly bees
<+nobody> aw man, we have a lot of time invested in our bee hiveegg
<Idem> yeah, fucking sparkly bees\
<Idem> ruining my goddamn bee movies\
<+Freeky> Oh shit, Bee Movie.
<+nobody> haha
<+nobody> only a bee plays seinfeld doing the voice of a bee
<Idem> gahahaha
<+Freeky> I never saw it. Was it any good?
<Idem> imagine what beefeld would be like
<+ENKI-][> Froggypance: cats are like elves. so long as nothing kills them and they don't eat our mortal food, they can live indefinitely until they sail into the west and converge upon the city of cats where their elders have reigned since before the universe formed quarks
<+Cram> except that in beeworld it's called Human Movie, and Jerry Beefield does the voice of an accountant
<Idem> who would play kramer
<+ENKI-][> the city of cats is eternal because it exists in the future
<+Cram> enki-][: *spew*
<+ENKI-][> every time they get to the end of the world, they take the whole city and move it back in time by ten thousand years
<Idem> wow
<+Froggypance> The city of CATS is in AD 2101.
<+ENKI-][> WAR WAS BEGINNING
<Idem> beelab 2020
<+Freeky> *Psheww)
<+Freeky> *
<+Froggypance> BeeQuest DSV
<+Freeky> BeeSting
<+nobody> you mean WAR WAS BEEGINNING
<Idem> the elder scrolls bee: beerodil
<+ENKI-][> Bee Trek: The Next Infestation
<+Froggypance> 20,000 Leagues under the Bee
<Idem> hahahaaaa
<+Freeky> WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE BEE?
<+ENKI-][> hivebob hexagonalpants?
<Idem> oh good
<+Freeky> Close enough.
<Idem> Beeoshock
<Idem> wait, bioshock has bees
<Idem> my head just exploded
<+Freeky> Assassin's Bee
<Idem> would it feature bees shooting little people out of their hands?
<Idem> holy shit that would be awesome
<+ENKI-][> octobeefest
<@Fred> im sorting through a bag of trailmix just to eat the cranberries :( how sad
<Idem> cranbeeries
<@Fred> lol
<+nobody> the wizard of bee
<+Freeky> Combeechrist
<Idem> The wickerbee
<+nobody> The Bee Stripes
<@Fred> idem has this been going on since i left at 9
<+nobody> the monkbees
<Idem> oh god the wickerbee remake would have little humans everywhere
<+ENKI-][> boys from beezil
<+Freeky> Willard
<Idem> Fred: more or less
<+Freeky> Only instead of rats, bees.
<Idem> whoa.
<+ENKI-][> soylent bee
<+nobody> the witches of beewick
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<+Freeky> Beefest
<+nobody> soylent people is bee!!!!
<+ENKI-][> the bee of monte christo
<Idem> Alpha Beetauri
<Idem> Human Crossfire
<+ENKI-][> the beeth element
<+Freeky> Artificial Beetelligence.
<+ENKI-][> bee t
<@Fred> 2001 a bee odyssey
<+Freeky> Scooby Bee
<Idem> The beeliad
<+ENKI-][> bee doo
<+ENKI-][> pepbee cola
<@Fred> ewww sunflower seeds ought to be BANNED from trail mix
<Idem> sunflower bees
<+Froggypance> Faster Buzzybee, Sting! Sting!
<+Freeky> Damn, Idem beat me.
<+Froggypance> Beefellows
<+nobody> beet you
<+ENKI-][> the six million dollar bee
<+nobody> beetlejuice
<Idem> The legend of beeda: twilight beecess
<Idem> Enki: oh god cant breathe
<+Freeky> Newbees.
<@Fred> mitsubeeshi
<Idem> beezda
<Idem> beea
<@Fred> subeeru
<+Froggypance> Bee MW
* kel sets mode: +vv EvilSpork Idem
<+Idem> chebeelet
<+Idem> che guebeera
<+Freeky> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8_K0l12A5E
<+ENKI-][> to bee or not to bee, that is the bee; whether is bee beeter in bee mind to suffer the bees and arrow of outrageous bees, or to sail above a sea of bees
<+ENKI-][> to bee! to die!
<+Freeky> Lol, Enki
<+Idem> bee of the beebee bumblebee beeess beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
<+Froggypance> Where do bees launch their rockets?
<+Froggypance> Capiary Canaveral.
<+ENKI-][> the colour bee
<+Idem> Harvest Bee
<+ENKI-][> the bees of wrath
<+Idem> Harvest Bee: A Wonderful Bee
<+Freeky> Shut Up and Bee
<+ENKI-][> the ninth bee
<+Froggypance> 12 ANGRY BEES
<+Freeky> Iron Bee
<+Idem> I Have No Mouth and I Must Bee
<+ENKI-][> beeman: the man of bees
<+Freeky> Nightbee on Bee street
<+Idem> Mega Bee
<+Froggypance> Debbee Does Dallas
<+Freeky> Hallobeen
<+ENKI-][> the day the whole world went a bee
<+Freeky> Cloverbeeld
<+Idem> The Bee After Tomorrow
<+ENKI-][> twist away the bees of steel
<+Idem> The Toynbee Chronicles
<+Freeky> The Bees From Behind The Sun
<+Froggypance> Forbeeden Planet
<+ENKI-][> unlock the secret bee
<+Idem> Beejo-Kazooie
<+Freeky> Santa Bees defeats the Beetians.
<+Idem> Time Beesers
<+ENKI-][> the alan parsons bee
<+Idem> Bee Chasers
<+Freeky> Bee Machine
<+ENKI-][> the bee mathews band
<+ENKI-][> bee OS
<+Idem> Castlebeenia
<+Froggypance> How Stella Got Her Bee Back
<+ENKI-][> bee it
<+Freeky> Beekemon
<+Froggypance> The Bee Gees
<+Idem> we're recycling bees
<+ENKI-][> bee the wet sprocket
<+Freeky> Are we
<+Freeky> ?
<+Idem> Bees of a Different Deather
<+Idem> Feather*
<+Idem> swarm together
<+Idem> dontcha know
<+Idem> freeky, just two from earlier beeday i was just beeing
<+ENKI-][> the bee of the baskervilles
<+Freeky> Bee.
<+ENKI-][> bee of our fathers
<+Freeky> The Bee!
<+Freeky> Godbeela.
<+ENKI-][> men are from mars, women are from bee
<+Cram> Alfred Hitchcock's The Bees
<+Freeky> vs
<+Idem> Never judge from abeerances
<+Freeky> BEES
<+Cram> Bees are from mars, other bees are from venus
<+Idem> lol bees
<+Idem> spare the bee and spoil the hivemind
<+Froggypance> total beecall
<+Freeky> Beeguy
<+Cram> Men are from bees, women bees are from beenus
<+ENKI-][> bee runner
<+Idem> experience is the beest teacher
<+Cram> Super Mario Bees
<+Idem> look on the bee side
<+Cram> Bee 2: Judgment Day
<+Cram> Bee 3: Rise of the Bees
<+Froggypance> doctor beelove
<+Idem> All is fair in love and bees
<+Cram> Bee Wars 4: A New Hive
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<+Freeky> Sonic the Bees
<+Cram> Bee Wars 5: The Bees Strike Back
<+Idem> all roads lead to hive
<+Cram> Bee Wars 6: Return of the Bedi
<+ENKI-][> bee the trouble you want to see in the hive
<+Cram> Bee Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Penis
<+Idem> all work and no play makes jack a dull bee
<+Freeky> The Weather Bees
<+Idem> It's raining bees
<+Cram> Jurassic Penis
<+Idem> halleluja
<+Freeky> It's Raining Bees
<+Freeky> Fuck
<+Idem> it's raining bees
<+Freeky> Beat me again!
<+ENKI-][> the sisterhood of the travelling bee
<+Freeky> Beeat me...
<+Freeky> Beeat it!
<+Idem> small, buzzy, yellow and lean
<NARF> singing a song?
<+Froggypance> One Flew Over the Beehive
<+Idem> hahahaah
<+ENKI-][> in the deepest ocean, on the bottom of the bees... your hive, it tells me
<+Idem> All's bees that ends bees
<+Freeky> Saturday Night Bees
<+Froggypance> Er, Saturday Night Beever?
<+Froggypance> ...
<+Freeky> (Live)
<+ENKI-][> the bee that is seen is not the eternal bee.
<+Freeky> BEEEEEES
<+Freeky> A night at the Beebury
<+Froggypance> Our Bee in Beeven
<+nobody> The Beeksfast Club
<+Froggypance> Bzzzz be thy name
<+Freeky> Beethoven
<+Idem> a bee a day keeps the humans away
<+Idem> as soon as a bee is born he begins to bee
<+Froggypance> A bee in the hand is worth two in the bush
<+ENKI-][> when i was a child, i thought as a child, i spake as a child, but when i became a bee i saw it time to put away childish things. now we see through a hive, darkly; soon we shall see face to mandibles.
<+Freeky> I just gotta be bee!
<+Idem> bad news travels buzzily
<+Idem> buzzing bees seldom sting
<+Freeky> Edgar Allen Bee
<NARF> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXmf0nvx500
<+Freeky> I Wanna Buzz
<+Idem> nice narf
<+Idem> Stop hiding! We can bee you you know
<+Freeky> A bee, a bee, my kingdom for a bee.
<+Idem> holy shit we have done page upon page of this stuff
<+Idem> freeky: lol
<NARF> bee or not to bee
<+Freeky> Lady MacBeeth: Out damn bee, out!
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<+Freeky> lol
<+Freeky> Beetony and Cleobeetra
<+Freeky> How awesome would it be to have bee high boots?
<+Idem> yes
<+Froggypance> Beeson and the Beegonauts
<+Idem> Bee Nukem
<+Freeky> Or even hive high boots.
<+Idem> Charity begins at hive
<+Freeky> Atarbee
<+Idem> beeday comes but every beeday
<+Cram> or even bee hive boots
<+Idem> yeah
<+Idem> like sheets of beehive
<+Idem> forming boots
<+Idem> with fukken bees!
<+Freeky> Beekken
<+Idem> people would stay the fuck away from you
<+Freeky> lol
<+Idem> no exceptions
<+Freeky> I now want boots made of bees
<+Froggypance> This is getting beedious.
<+Idem> i want a robe made of live bees
<+Idem> i put on my robe and bee hat
<+Froggypance> Bee in your bonnet?
<+Freeky> END STACHE ABeeUSE, GROW A BEERD
Bees (http://nobees.ytmnd.com/)us Christ, you guys are unbee (http://theyreinmyeyes.ytmnd.com/)lievable. I can't bee (http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/9/96/Wtcbee.jpg/498px-Wtcbee.jpg)ar it any longer, I'm gonna go drink a bee (http://www.deviantart.com/download/77558558/I__M_A_BEE__MOTHERFUCKER_by_LEGOguy89.jpg)r.
you are a spag and im going to hit you in the face. WITH BEES.
(http://newsimg.ngfiles.com/33000/33734_Beeees.jpg)
<+Idem> you could shoot BEES out of your ARMS
<+Freeky> lol
<+Burnsey> i didn't catch it, so it was new to bee
<+Idem> in that game\\
<+Idem> best game ever made
<+Freeky> Shaved beever
<+Burnsey> this is true
<+Idem> beecore
<+Idem> beecore and beebop
<+Idem> beegaze
<+Freeky> BEE PORN
<+Freeky> beeyeour
<+Freeky> Beeore
<+Burnsey> beelzeebee
<+Idem> messy
<+Burnsey> beetnik
<+Burnsey> god i must leave this slave driven work force !!
<+Idem> beetorrent
<+Burnsey> catch ya'll on the bee-side
<+Freeky> Sir, are you a drone?
<+Idem> the beerate bay
<+Burnsey> lol
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<+Idem> illegal bee sharing
<+Freeky> lol
<+Freeky> That one has potential for some great imaging.
<+Idem> yes
<+Freeky> GET DOWN ON THE GROUND!
<+Idem> Like, if you could smuggle frugs that way
<+Idem> drugs*
<+Idem> in bees
<+Freeky> -cop searches dude-
<+Idem> and have them sting you for effects
<+Freeky> HE'S GOT BEES, SARGE!
<+Freeky> lol
<+Idem> what kind of cop would wanna mess with that shit
<+Freeky> I think it's funny with no context of why bees are illegal at all.
<+Idem> "yeah we need to check this place for meth bees"
<+Idem> BANG DOWN THE DOOR
<+Idem> yes
<+Freeky> The hive explodes.
<+Freeky> lol
<+Idem> honey is a highly narcotic substance
<+Freeky> Fun fact:
<+Freeky> Fun fact:
<+Idem> it's a class bee drug
<+Freeky> You can od on honey and have a massive allergic reaction.
<+Freeky> It's made of pollen, after all.
<+Idem> yes
<+Freeky> Class bee felony.
<+Freeky> LOL
<+Idem> *snort*
<+Idem> criminal beestice
<+Idem> criminally beesane
<+Freeky> child beeport
<+Freeky> Any port in a bee.
<+Freeky> Or hive?
<+Freeky> Or swarm, maybe.
<+Freeky> Yes, any port in a swarm.
<+Idem> you better get a beefense attorney if you don't want hivetime for illegal bee sharing
<+Idem> maybe bee off the judge
<+Freeky> But beeficer, I was just holding those bees for a friend.
<+Idem> *sodamonitor*
<+Idem> LSBEE
<+Freeky> Also referred to as "honey" on the street"
<+Idem> alternatively, the bees knees
<+Freeky> A den of LSBee users:
<+Freeky> Hive
<+Freeky> When they're high, they're "swarming"
<+Idem> some thing they have the makings of a communal beetopia
<+Idem> think*
<+Idem> the bee enforcement administration will swarm down on them soon
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<+Freeky> But generally its just a bunch of weak minded drones being pushed around by some drama queen.
<+Idem> further beed on by their "homebees"
<+Freeky> They frequently have honey forced on them to beep them docile and beeig.
<+Freeky> ing
<+Idem> they can't afford beehab
<+Freeky> Unless the start buzzing some honey themselves.
<EoC> this is what I get for beesiting #discord :(
<+Freeky> But by then, why would they WANT to? They're rolling in the wax.
<+Idem> It's a horrible twist of fate. Either bee beset by honey or beset others with honey, or beset honey upon further honey, making a horrible beeradox
<+Idem> the bees of fate, i suppose
<+Freeky> A never ending larvae cycle.
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<+Idem> lol he left
<+Freeky> Aw.
<+Idem> you know, im in beeden so i can just order honey by UBS
<+Idem> on top of that i get bee shipping
(http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/9/8/633880059549114635-OHNONOTTHEBEES.jpg)
And now a message from the bees (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbqoxvT4Gn0)