http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crfGXmxJ1vM&feature=player_embedded
Oh, yeah. There will be rejoicing among the WalMart "Mobility Scooter" crowd.
"Toilet paper is archaic!"
"...SINCE THE 1880'S!!!!!"
Ride that pony, 'Murrica! All the way to the wall!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3606/3321829085_d7c38f2efd.jpg)
:vom: :vom: :vom: :vom:
WHY WOULD YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT WITHOUT WARNING A PERSON, DOK? THE HORROR, THE HORROR!!!
Quote from: Professor Freeky on May 11, 2010, 01:53:33 AM
:vom: :vom: :vom: :vom:
WHY WOULD YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT WITHOUT WARNING A PERSON, DOK? THE HORROR, THE HORROR!!!
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/03/14/article-1257850-08B61DB7000005DC-25_634x498.jpg)
This actually makes me kinda sad.
It's a good thing the poor kid knows how to get things for herself. I think it is a trend of what is to come.
Yeah.
http://www.cracked.com/blog/call-center-transcript-of-me-returning-a-comfort-wipe/
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 11, 2010, 02:49:37 AM
http://www.cracked.com/blog/call-center-transcript-of-me-returning-a-comfort-wipe/
I was actually shrieking in laughter. :lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 11, 2010, 01:55:01 AM
Quote from: Professor Freeky on May 11, 2010, 01:53:33 AM
:vom: :vom: :vom: :vom:
WHY WOULD YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT WITHOUT WARNING A PERSON, DOK? THE HORROR, THE HORROR!!!
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/03/14/article-1257850-08B61DB7000005DC-25_634x498.jpg)
This actually makes me kinda sad.
Me too. That little girl has too much potential to be eaten.
Comfort Wipe website is down. Lol.
Quote from: Suu on May 11, 2010, 04:05:43 AM
Comfort Wipe website is down. Lol.
it crapped out?
WOW that's a lot of pretzels.
Quote from: Professor Freeky on May 11, 2010, 03:19:00 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 11, 2010, 02:49:37 AM
http://www.cracked.com/blog/call-center-transcript-of-me-returning-a-comfort-wipe/
I was actually shrieking in laughter. :lulz:
I KNOW! That was a good one.
I want to laugh and DIE at he same time!! :lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 11, 2010, 02:49:37 AM
http://www.cracked.com/blog/call-center-transcript-of-me-returning-a-comfort-wipe/
That is the absolute first thing I thought of when I saw the OP. Damn you for beating me to it.
QuoteCSR
I'm sorry, sir. Is there anything else I can help you with?
CALLER
Yes there is. You work in a little call center there, right? How many people would you say work there with you on the Comfort Wipe product?
CSR
There's four of us sir, but we handle all sorts of different products...
CALLER
-click-
This guy is a master! A MASTER I TELL YOU!
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 11, 2010, 01:55:01 AM
Quote from: Professor Freeky on May 11, 2010, 01:53:33 AM
:vom: :vom: :vom: :vom:
WHY WOULD YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT WITHOUT WARNING A PERSON, DOK? THE HORROR, THE HORROR!!!
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/03/14/article-1257850-08B61DB7000005DC-25_634x498.jpg)
This actually makes me kinda sad.
Makes me kinda HUNGRY!!
Every time I look at that picture I see more pretzels. :eek:
Quote from: Requia ☣ on May 12, 2010, 07:46:02 PM
Every time I look at that picture I see more pretzels. :eek:
I see a self cleaning Gene pool.
Ogod. I missed this fread. Wow. Just. No. Yeah. WOW.
YOU GUYS
THERE'S THIS NEW THING
IT'S CALLED A BIDET
SHADDAP, COMMIE BASTARD.
srsly.
they have aftermarket toilet integrating bidets...
if i was going for the fatassed thing, i would think that would be the proper investment.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_rRxVZrMEk
If I had room in my bathroom I'd get a bidet. Ohmygod, have you ever used one? Soothing warm-water-on-yer-pucker pleasure!
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 13, 2010, 01:10:14 AM
If I had room in my bathroom I'd get a bidet. Ohmygod, have you ever used one? Soothing warm-water-on-yer-pucker pleasure!
they make some pretty fancy toilet integrated units from Japan.
I've considered getting one for my throne....
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 13, 2010, 01:10:14 AM
If I had room in my bathroom I'd get a bidet. Ohmygod, have you ever used one? Soothing warm-water-on-yer-pucker pleasure!
Insufficiently manly. I shall continue to wipe my ass with emory cloth.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 13, 2010, 02:34:54 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 13, 2010, 01:10:14 AM
If I had room in my bathroom I'd get a bidet. Ohmygod, have you ever used one? Soothing warm-water-on-yer-pucker pleasure!
Insufficiently manly. I shall continue to wipe my ass with emory cloth.
you could but bead blast media in the bidet....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crfGXmxJ1vM
I had to find this, because my husband thought it was a prank. I like how in the commercial they make it sound like you can wrench your shoulder wiping your ass...
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 13, 2010, 01:10:14 AM
If I had room in my bathroom I'd get a bidet. Ohmygod, have you ever used one? Soothing warm-water-on-yer-pucker pleasure!
Yes! So WANT!
I just looked at the picture again.
I found even more pretzels. It's like even her image needs more food.
Quote from: Iptuous on May 13, 2010, 03:16:57 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 13, 2010, 02:34:54 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 13, 2010, 01:10:14 AM
If I had room in my bathroom I'd get a bidet. Ohmygod, have you ever used one? Soothing warm-water-on-yer-pucker pleasure!
Insufficiently manly. I shall continue to wipe my ass with emory cloth.
you could but bead blast media in the bidet....
:horrormirth:
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/
Relevant ^
QuoteCALLER
My Comfort Wipe broke off inside my ass.
CSR
I can't help you sir. You need to see a doctor.
CALLER
What I need Sharon, is a refund.
Damn right he needs a refund!!!!