Things are getting weird, Roger, and I mean weirder than normal. Not that my life is normal; I'm a goddamn bug freak, fer chrissakes.
I've gotten myself into this situation, and I'm sure I don't want out of it. You see, last week this woman on one of those online dating sites messaged me, something like "having trouble composing myself, you are lovely, message me", in a nutshell.
Next thing I know, I'm two hours from home in northern Georgia.
I'm normally not hasty about these things, Roger. But this woman is fucking smart. And I mean, REALLY smart. She blows me out of the water. And she thinks I'm a godlike being, for some reason.
Did I mention she's a porn star, a professional dominatrix, one of those proverts? That she runs her own number of websites? Oh, and here's the other thing: she has a fiancee. Except he's gay, highly attractive and walks around the house in dresses. All nestled in a matrix of suburbia. She even had me model some handcuffs (just my hands, mind you) for a video review.
This is as deep down the rabbit hole as I've ever been, Roger, and what I've said isn't the half of it. It feels like I'm headed into your territory of weirdness, relationship wise. But I'm loving every minute of it. Does that make me crazy? From Thursday evening to Sunday morning I slept less than 10 hours, ate food that's horrible for me, and felt more loved than I have in a long time. That house is a nexus of weird, and I'm lovin' it, Roger. You can't keep me away.
~Kai
Kai, this is awesome!
I can (sort of) relate. I've been really making moves toward where I really want to be, and sometimes if can be unsettling and scary letting go of certain people, fears and anxieties and all the challenges that come with forward progress. Cutting off the tail can sting pretty bad, so hearing this from you is encouraging for me. And it makes me happy to hear :) and more optimistic about my future.
That sounds like an awesome good time (coming from the guy in a poly relationship with a married transsexual couple).
I'm so excited for you that I'm posting in here again.
sry
Sounds like an awesome adventure, Kai!
Kai, that is SRS awesome, I'm happy for ya!
Quote from: Vene on May 24, 2010, 07:25:35 PM
That sounds like an awesome good time (coming from the guy in a poly relationship with a married transsexual couple).
It /is/ an awesome good time, Vene. And the weirdness just makes it better.
I'm starting to fall for her fiancee as well...this might turn into a polyfidelidous triad. Though, I'm not sure I could fuck a republican. Funny that, a gay, trans-ish republican. Oh, and the neighbors don't know a thing about any of this. They think the two of them are just an ordinary couple, don't know about her work, or the 24/7 cameras, or anything. We went out to a Karaoke joint with the guy next door, where I sang James Taylor's Steamroller Blues and Hotel California, and we had to pretend to be just friends. It was a weird experience, after which she couldn't keep her hands off me.
I mean, how many people can say they've fisted a porn star? If you think that's TMI, then good thing it's where I shut my mouth.
Right on, buddy. If you're happy, it's the completely right thing to be doing.
Quote from: dimo on May 24, 2010, 07:18:06 PM
Kai, this is awesome!
I can (sort of) relate. I've been really making moves toward where I really want to be, and sometimes if can be unsettling and scary letting go of certain people, fears and anxieties and all the challenges that come with forward progress. Cutting off the tail can sting pretty bad, so hearing this from you is encouraging for me. And it makes me happy to hear :) and more optimistic about my future.
The most important thing is when your instinct, your intuition pulls you into the weird, don't back down. Take it by the ears and ride it. Otherwise you'll never know where it might have taken you. And you can always let go later if the ride is no fun.
:awesome:
Awesome!
Quote from: LMNO on May 24, 2010, 07:43:19 PM
Right on, buddy. If you're happy, it's the completely right thing to be doing.
^^Troof.
Go, Kai, go!! Fucking cannonball into the Weird! Above all else, have fun! :D
:mittens: Love should never be normal.
:cheers:
I always thought you were up to stuff like this, but just not wanting to let the cat out of the bag.
I very much enjoy hearing about sexual "deviants" quietly subverting picturesque suburbs.
I bet it happens more often than people think.
Judging from the deviants I chat with (lots and lots online, not so many in real life, I'm a lil jealous of Kai) It happens not just more than people think, but WAY more than people think.
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on May 24, 2010, 11:01:24 PM
:cheers:
I always thought you were up to stuff like this, but just not wanting to let the cat out of the bag.
I very much enjoy hearing about sexual "deviants" quietly subverting picturesque suburbs.
I bet it happens more often than people think.
ZOMG, GAY BANDITOS!!1!!
:memnoch2:
well I'm happy you found love but... be very very very careful... I've known porn stars, and doms, they can be exciting wonderful fun and free people, I was even a member of "the international sex worker's foundation for art and culture" (a charity founded by prostitutes to preserve historic brothels and early porn/nude paintings, I was a bodyguard for a madam, was also an honorary member of their guy group "bikers for whores") but...
venereal
[vənir′ē·əl]
Etymology: L, Venus, goddess of love
pertaining to or caused by sexual intercourse or genital contact.
very very very very careful
Quote from: The_Professor on May 25, 2010, 02:15:10 AM
well I'm happy you found love but... be very very very careful... I've known porn stars, and doms, they can be exciting wonderful fun and free people, I was even a member of "the international sex worker's foundation for art and culture" (a charity founded by prostitutes to preserve historic brothels and early porn/nude paintings, I was a bodyguard for a madam, was also an honorary member of their guy group "bikers for whores") but...
venereal
[vənir′ē·əl]
Etymology: L, Venus, goddess of love
pertaining to or caused by sexual intercourse or genital contact.
very very very very careful
You know, if you were a long time member I might actually answer nicely.
But since you've never talked to me before I'm going to tell you to fuck off. Kindly. Thanks.
On that happy thought, I'd like to chime in with my pleasure in reading the OP. It's incredible how different you are from my first impression of you, years ago. It's a good different. :)
Quote from: Kai on May 25, 2010, 02:49:42 AM
Quote from: The_Professor on May 25, 2010, 02:15:10 AM
well I'm happy you found love but... be very very very careful... I've known porn stars, and doms, they can be exciting wonderful fun and free people, I was even a member of "the international sex worker's foundation for art and culture" (a charity founded by prostitutes to preserve historic brothels and early porn/nude paintings, I was a bodyguard for a madam, was also an honorary member of their guy group "bikers for whores") but...
venereal
[vənir′ē·əl]
Etymology: L, Venus, goddess of love
pertaining to or caused by sexual intercourse or genital contact.
very very very very careful
You know, if you were a long time member I might actually answer nicely.
But since you've never talked to me before I'm going to tell you to fuck off. Kindly. Thanks.
I've been waiting for this guy to do something like this. There's no way he's all smiles and rainbows, like he claims himself to be.
why that was the most kind, polite and well mannered fuck off I've ever recieved... your very welcome?
Religously though, now I'm sorta wondering if VD was caused by the origional snub... hummm... na, greeks were baaaa-nging sheep long before that.
smiles and rainbows?
1 out of 6 people in the USA have herpies, docs think the un-reported cases actually bump that up to 1 in 3, I'd be amazed if there was a porn star who didnt have it. thinking I caught it once scared the living shit outa me, I wish a complete stranger had told me to be a little more careful back then and maybe I wouldent have had to shit bricks for two weeks while waiting for the test results to come back.
Quote from: The_Professor on May 25, 2010, 04:33:09 AM
why that was the most kind, polite and well mannered fuck off I've ever recieved... your very welcome?
Religously though, now I'm sorta wondering if VD was caused by the origional snub... hummm... na, greeks were baaaa-nging sheep long before that.
smiles and rainbows?
1 out of 6 people in the USA have herpies, docs think the un-reported cases actually bump that up to 1 in 3, I'd be amazed if there was a porn star who didnt have it. thinking I caught it once scared the living shit outa me, I wish a complete stranger had told me to be a little more careful back then and maybe I wouldent have had to shit bricks for two weeks while waiting for the test results to come back.
Relax, pal. We know.
Thread ruined. Sorry Kai.
Quote from: dimo on May 25, 2010, 04:14:28 AM
Quote from: Kai on May 25, 2010, 02:49:42 AM
Quote from: The_Professor on May 25, 2010, 02:15:10 AM
well I'm happy you found love but... be very very very careful... I've known porn stars, and doms, they can be exciting wonderful fun and free people, I was even a member of "the international sex worker's foundation for art and culture" (a charity founded by prostitutes to preserve historic brothels and early porn/nude paintings, I was a bodyguard for a madam, was also an honorary member of their guy group "bikers for whores") but...
venereal
[vənir′ē·əl]
Etymology: L, Venus, goddess of love
pertaining to or caused by sexual intercourse or genital contact.
very very very very careful
You know, if you were a long time member I might actually answer nicely.
But since you've never talked to me before I'm going to tell you to fuck off. Kindly. Thanks.
I've been waiting for this guy to do something like this. There's no way he's all smiles and rainbows, like he claims himself to be.
It would almost be funny if this was one of those one time flings, but considering the circumstances, a person this intelligent which I click with so well and actually wouldn't mind seeing what comes of it, even to the possibility of spending the rest of my life with her....yeah.
People I meet who are more intelligent than me- 2.2%
People I meet who are interested in me - 0.05%
People I meet who are more intelligent than me and are interested in me -
You do the math.
Literal Man to the rescue! Given those numbers, If you were to meet, say, 100 people a year, there is a good chance that you would never meet that person in your youth!
So bust out the fucking champagne, people. :D
Sweetheart, if it makes you and they happy, then go with it.
I have been a sex worker and associated with other sex workers. In terms of VD, modern, urban sex workers are incredibly safe due to the standards of safe practice; use normal precautions, and worry no further than that.
They sound like a lovely couple with high potential to bring great sexual/emotional joy into your life; my opinion is (and you know great parts of my opinion!) ENJOY THE HELL OUT OF IT!
Your body is a treasure. Mine it.
yeah, I'm sure modern sex workers and porn stars are completely safe considering how careful they are now days... this guy's got nothing to fear.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/5519313/US-porn-industry-hit-by-Aids-fears-as-16-cases-of-HIV-revealed.html
The porn industry, which is largely centred in the San Fernando Valley suburbs of Los Angeles, includes about 200 production companies that employ about 1,200 actors, according to the paper.
Since 2004, 1,357 porn performers have tested positive for gonorrhea and 15 for syphilis, according to county health data cited by the Times.
I'm sure your concern is well-meant, but Kai's a responsible adult. I think we ought to leave it at that and not worry.
Yo, Professor:
:stfu1:
yeah your right, I guess when I read "i'm fallin for a porn star with a transvestite boyfriend" and everyone on the board is telling this guy if it feels good do it and nobody but the unknown noob is saying "hey careful man" I should take a hint, I just wouldent even give that kind of advice to somebody I didnt like.
its been said, i'm done.
Kai: "Hay guys, I'm head over heels in love."
TP: "ZOMG TEH AIDS INFESTED HERPIEZ!"
Kai: "Eat a small bag of shit, noob."
TP: "BUT TEH HIV RIDDLED WORKER OF SEX!"
Nigel: "Forget the hysteria. Enjoy the hell out of yourself."
TP: "GONORRHEA COCKBLIGHT WITH SYPHILLIS!"
Alty: "FFS, STFU."
TP: "I have a heart of gold."
:facepalm:
Someone getting their kicks by acting high and mighty under the guise of "good advice" is pretty low. Could be a nomadic sex ed teacher, though. In both cases, seems to me their message is failing pretty hard.
New Unlimited FAIL thread in 5... 4... 3.... 2....
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on May 25, 2010, 10:20:07 AM
Kai: "Hay guys, I'm head over heels in love."
TP: "ZOMG TEH AIDS INFESTED HERPIEZ!"
Kai: "Eat a small bag of shit, noob."
TP: "BUT TEH HIV RIDDLED WORKER OF SEX!"
Nigel: "Forget the hysteria. Enjoy the hell out of yourself."
TP: "GONORRHEA COCKBLIGHT WITH SYPHILLIS!"
Alty: "FFS, STFU."
TP: "I have a heart of gold."
:facepalm:
:lulz:
"Gonorrhea cockblight with syphillis" is my new catchphrase.
It's a term of endearment.
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 25, 2010, 07:07:06 AM
Sweetheart, if it makes you and they happy, then go with it.
I have been a sex worker and associated with other sex workers. In terms of VD, modern, urban sex workers are incredibly safe due to the standards of safe practice; use normal precautions, and worry no further than that.
They sound like a lovely couple with high potential to bring great sexual/emotional joy into your life; my opinion is (and you know great parts of my opinion!) ENJOY THE HELL OUT OF IT!
Your body is a treasure. Mine it.
Yeah, we're using normal precautions (condoms, no oral for now). There's no worry /from me/ at least because I've never been sexually active.
Edit: Oh, and the girl in question? She doesn't fuck anyone outside of relationships. She's not a standard porn star, she's a camgirl and runs a bunch of websites. She's not going out and blowing fifty guys a month. Which means she is not in any way more vulnerable to STD's than the general population, probably far less vulnerable, since she knows her sex health and takes precautions when needed.
I am happy Kai is getting some kicks and some good connection mentally.
And your taking care of stuff and yourself properly so its all good.
Man, this shit's pretty funny.
Hey Kai, our syphilis infected offspring will be all the proof TP needs. *rolls eyes*
Don't mind me, I'm gonna eat popcorn and watch the festivities from the corner. Carry on. ^_^
Oho! The plot thickens! (as well as other bodyparts).
Welcome, POTF. I surmise you are the current focus of Kai's pleasures?
Quote from: LMNO on May 25, 2010, 02:26:23 PM
Oho! The plot thickens! (as well as other bodyparts).
Welcome, POTF. I surmise you are the current focus of Kai's pleasures?
Current and future, indeed.
Hai thar nice lady!
:kiss:
Perhaps we could be honored with your inclusion in the Spagbook (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=23846.0) thread?
Oh, my! What a long narrative you have!
:O
This thread started awesome, got fucked up, and is now reborn even better than before!
Quote from: LMNO on May 25, 2010, 01:16:38 PM
New Unlimited FAIL thread in 5... 4... 3.... 2....
It was only a matter of time, really.
Oh, and welcome, POTF! Kai is really cool, and you seem to be to. Good lucks to the both of you!
Quote from: dimo on May 25, 2010, 04:14:08 PM
This thread started awesome, got fucked up, and is now reborn even better than before!
Welcome to the Chaos, PotF!
Quote from: The_Professor on May 25, 2010, 07:50:51 AM
yeah, I'm sure modern sex workers and porn stars are completely safe considering how careful they are now days... this guy's got nothing to fear.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/5519313/US-porn-industry-hit-by-Aids-fears-as-16-cases-of-HIV-revealed.html
The porn industry, which is largely centred in the San Fernando Valley suburbs of Los Angeles, includes about 200 production companies that employ about 1,200 actors, according to the paper.
Since 2004, 1,357 porn performers have tested positive for gonorrhea and 15 for syphilis, according to county health data cited by the Times.
Homigod. Did you even BOTHER reading that article?
QuoteThe adult film industry said it was the first case since the 2004 outbreak, the LA Times reported.
In fact, 22 performers have tested positive, including last week's case and five in 2004, according to the numbers released by the Los Angeles county Department of Public Health.
Since the 2004 outbreak, in which one male star infected three actresses and another performer also tested positive, the $12-billion-a-year (£7.2-billion-a-year) US adult film industry has required regular testing by actors.
It's a big deal because they work so hard at preventing it from happening EVER. 22 cases in the last six years.
Now, instead of being so intent on demonizing Kai's girlfriend, maybe you need to wake the fuck up and remember that you are talking about a human being that someone here cares about.
Two things,
:mittens: for Nigel
And, just going to add that I hate the stigma against sex workers. Because I'm going to pretend that my opinion matters!
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on May 24, 2010, 10:25:30 PM
:mittens: Love should never be normal.
Val Kilmer as Doc Holiday:
"Wyatt, there is no normal life, there is only life."
Go Nigel!
Quote from: PersephoneOfTheFlowers on May 25, 2010, 02:24:49 PM
Man, this shit's pretty funny.
Hey Kai, our syphilis infected offspring will be all the proof TP needs. *rolls eyes*
Don't mind me, I'm gonna eat popcorn and watch the festivities from the corner. Carry on. ^_^
HAI PRETTY LADY!
Congrats to Kai and PotF. Glad you are having some happy.
Quote from: Kai on May 25, 2010, 01:30:47 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 25, 2010, 07:07:06 AM
Sweetheart, if it makes you and they happy, then go with it.
I have been a sex worker and associated with other sex workers. In terms of VD, modern, urban sex workers are incredibly safe due to the standards of safe practice; use normal precautions, and worry no further than that.
They sound like a lovely couple with high potential to bring great sexual/emotional joy into your life; my opinion is (and you know great parts of my opinion!) ENJOY THE HELL OUT OF IT!
Your body is a treasure. Mine it.
Yeah, we're using normal precautions (condoms, no oral for now). There's no worry /from me/ at least because I've never been sexually active.
Edit: Oh, and the girl in question? She doesn't fuck anyone outside of relationships. She's not a standard porn star, she's a camgirl and runs a bunch of websites. She's not going out and blowing fifty guys a month. Which means she is not in any way more vulnerable to STD's than the general population, probably far less vulnerable, since she knows her sex health and takes precautions when needed.
You've never been sexually active, and you are starting with a porn star and her crossdressing boyfriend? Way to set the bar high.
Hey what may sound right to you, may be completely different for someone else. (That was directed at The PRofessor)
Kai I'm happy for you! I hope it goes good :) Keep up with the gossip ;)
eta: ffs didn't see the other 2 pages
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on May 25, 2010, 11:46:13 PM
Quote from: Kai on May 25, 2010, 01:30:47 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 25, 2010, 07:07:06 AM
Sweetheart, if it makes you and they happy, then go with it.
I have been a sex worker and associated with other sex workers. In terms of VD, modern, urban sex workers are incredibly safe due to the standards of safe practice; use normal precautions, and worry no further than that.
They sound like a lovely couple with high potential to bring great sexual/emotional joy into your life; my opinion is (and you know great parts of my opinion!) ENJOY THE HELL OUT OF IT!
Your body is a treasure. Mine it.
Yeah, we're using normal precautions (condoms, no oral for now). There's no worry /from me/ at least because I've never been sexually active.
Edit: Oh, and the girl in question? She doesn't fuck anyone outside of relationships. She's not a standard porn star, she's a camgirl and runs a bunch of websites. She's not going out and blowing fifty guys a month. Which means she is not in any way more vulnerable to STD's than the general population, probably far less vulnerable, since she knows her sex health and takes precautions when needed.
You've never been sexually active, and you are starting with a porn star and her crossdressing boyfriend? Way to set the bar high.
Kai doesn't afraid of ANYTHING.
Hell yes Kai!
You do how you want to, you and your lady.
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 26, 2010, 12:18:09 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on May 25, 2010, 11:46:13 PM
Quote from: Kai on May 25, 2010, 01:30:47 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 25, 2010, 07:07:06 AM
Sweetheart, if it makes you and they happy, then go with it.
I have been a sex worker and associated with other sex workers. In terms of VD, modern, urban sex workers are incredibly safe due to the standards of safe practice; use normal precautions, and worry no further than that.
They sound like a lovely couple with high potential to bring great sexual/emotional joy into your life; my opinion is (and you know great parts of my opinion!) ENJOY THE HELL OUT OF IT!
Your body is a treasure. Mine it.
Yeah, we're using normal precautions (condoms, no oral for now). There's no worry /from me/ at least because I've never been sexually active.
Edit: Oh, and the girl in question? She doesn't fuck anyone outside of relationships. She's not a standard porn star, she's a camgirl and runs a bunch of websites. She's not going out and blowing fifty guys a month. Which means she is not in any way more vulnerable to STD's than the general population, probably far less vulnerable, since she knows her sex health and takes precautions when needed.
You've never been sexually active, and you are starting with a porn star and her crossdressing boyfriend? Way to set the bar high.
Kai doesn't afraid of ANYTHING.
I'm afraid of loosing her, either to the unskillful words I used earlier today that upset her, or to the inevitable point when our locations diverge either due to work or school or want, and we must decided what to do.
Quote from: Kai on May 26, 2010, 12:22:12 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 26, 2010, 12:18:09 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on May 25, 2010, 11:46:13 PM
Quote from: Kai on May 25, 2010, 01:30:47 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 25, 2010, 07:07:06 AM
Sweetheart, if it makes you and they happy, then go with it.
I have been a sex worker and associated with other sex workers. In terms of VD, modern, urban sex workers are incredibly safe due to the standards of safe practice; use normal precautions, and worry no further than that.
They sound like a lovely couple with high potential to bring great sexual/emotional joy into your life; my opinion is (and you know great parts of my opinion!) ENJOY THE HELL OUT OF IT!
Your body is a treasure. Mine it.
Yeah, we're using normal precautions (condoms, no oral for now). There's no worry /from me/ at least because I've never been sexually active.
Edit: Oh, and the girl in question? She doesn't fuck anyone outside of relationships. She's not a standard porn star, she's a camgirl and runs a bunch of websites. She's not going out and blowing fifty guys a month. Which means she is not in any way more vulnerable to STD's than the general population, probably far less vulnerable, since she knows her sex health and takes precautions when needed.
You've never been sexually active, and you are starting with a porn star and her crossdressing boyfriend? Way to set the bar high.
Kai doesn't afraid of ANYTHING.
I'm afraid of loosing her, either to the unskillful words I used earlier today that upset her, or to the inevitable point when our locations diverge either due to work or school or want, and we must decided what to do.
Relationships are hard, but you are smart and will learn quickly how to navigate their depths.
If you can forge a friendship with her, it'll make things all the better ... well usually, right?
Good communication and respect are key. You are a good natured open minded person, and that's a good start for anything.
Good luck Kai!
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 26, 2010, 12:24:54 AM
Quote from: Kai on May 26, 2010, 12:22:12 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 26, 2010, 12:18:09 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on May 25, 2010, 11:46:13 PM
Quote from: Kai on May 25, 2010, 01:30:47 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 25, 2010, 07:07:06 AM
Sweetheart, if it makes you and they happy, then go with it.
I have been a sex worker and associated with other sex workers. In terms of VD, modern, urban sex workers are incredibly safe due to the standards of safe practice; use normal precautions, and worry no further than that.
They sound like a lovely couple with high potential to bring great sexual/emotional joy into your life; my opinion is (and you know great parts of my opinion!) ENJOY THE HELL OUT OF IT!
Your body is a treasure. Mine it.
Yeah, we're using normal precautions (condoms, no oral for now). There's no worry /from me/ at least because I've never been sexually active.
Edit: Oh, and the girl in question? She doesn't fuck anyone outside of relationships. She's not a standard porn star, she's a camgirl and runs a bunch of websites. She's not going out and blowing fifty guys a month. Which means she is not in any way more vulnerable to STD's than the general population, probably far less vulnerable, since she knows her sex health and takes precautions when needed.
You've never been sexually active, and you are starting with a porn star and her crossdressing boyfriend? Way to set the bar high.
Kai doesn't afraid of ANYTHING.
I'm afraid of loosing her, either to the unskillful words I used earlier today that upset her, or to the inevitable point when our locations diverge either due to work or school or want, and we must decided what to do.
Relationships are hard, but you are smart and will learn quickly how to navigate their depths.
Quickly enough to avoid this disaster, I hope.
I think you'll do fine Kai, if a relationship can't survive a disagreement .. well I think it speaks for itself.
Don't put pressure on yourself bro,
You both work through things and learn about each other - make comprimises, change etc, you don't start out perfect - its journey of discovery.
As Rainy said - Respect and Communication.
If you really did upset her - maybe apologise and take her out somewhere.
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 26, 2010, 12:24:54 AMRelationships are hard, but you are smart and will learn quickly how to navigate their depths.
:lmnuendo:
It occurs to me that this wasn't the most sensitive post, but dammit, my mind is filled with perversions.
Kai, you're not going to lose me just because you put your foot in your mouth once. I'm harder to get rid of than that. Also, if it's meant to be, we will find a way to work out a compromise with the location thing, just don't snap then run away every time I suggest a major change.
Quote from: Vene on May 26, 2010, 12:41:55 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 26, 2010, 12:24:54 AMRelationships are hard, but you are smart and will learn quickly how to navigate their depths.
:lmnuendo:
It occurs to me that this wasn't the most sensitive post, but dammit, my mind is filled with perversions.
:lulz: I was asking for it...
Kai and POTF-
Congrats! Do it up, enjoy, and as far as relationships go, honesty is key. Sounds awesome! Go with the flow, don't worry too much about the future. Doing so will get in the way of the present and screw up the future you're worrying about. If the 3 of you are happy, that's what you should strive for.
:cheers:
Quote from: PersephoneOfTheFlowers on May 26, 2010, 01:14:27 AM
Kai, you're not going to lose me just because you put your foot in your mouth once. I'm harder to get rid of than that. Also, if it's meant to be, we will find a way to work out a compromise with the location thing, just don't snap then run away every time I suggest a major change.
I'm glad I'm not going to lose you. I am willing to compromise. I will take more care with my words in the future.
This thread makes me happy. :D
I love when these things happen suddenly and with intensity.
When it's too good to be true, it's awesome.
Relationships are serious, but don't invite the dramallama to take a dump on your floormat.
That is to say, arguments happen, but it's not a good ideat to treat every one of them as life or death situations.
Enjoy exploring new avenues between your circuits. Just remember you are HERE, and you are NOW.
Quote from: LMNO on May 26, 2010, 12:42:16 PM
Relationships are serious, but don't invite the dramallama to take a dump on your floormat.
That is to say, arguments happen, but it's not a good ideat to treat every one of them as life or death situations.
Enjoy exploring new avenues between your circuits. Just remember you are HERE, and you are NOW.
I just realized that, while the above made perfect sense to me, there are so many PD memes in there that anyone outside this site would be somewhat confused. :lol:
PD.com: Linguistic Matrix Eqations.
Quote from: The_Professor on May 25, 2010, 04:33:09 AM
why that was the most kind, polite and well mannered fuck off I've ever recieved... your very welcome?
Religously though, now I'm sorta wondering if VD was caused by the origional snub... hummm... na, greeks were baaaa-nging sheep long before that.
smiles and rainbows?
1 out of 6 people in the USA have herpies, docs think the un-reported cases actually bump that up to 1 in 3, I'd be amazed if there was a porn star who didnt have it. thinking I caught it once scared the living shit outa me, I wish a complete stranger had told me to be a little more careful back then and maybe I wouldent have had to shit bricks for two weeks while waiting for the test results to come back.
Whatever happened to this guy? He was a tool, but.... um... I dunno, I just think we need tools with more balls or something.
Quote from: Kai on May 24, 2010, 07:08:43 PM
Things are getting weird, Roger, and I mean weirder than normal. Not that my life is normal; I'm a goddamn bug freak, fer chrissakes.
I've gotten myself into this situation, and I'm sure I don't want out of it. You see, last week this woman on one of those online dating sites messaged me, something like "having trouble composing myself, you are lovely, message me", in a nutshell.
Next thing I know, I'm two hours from home in northern Georgia.
I'm normally not hasty about these things, Roger. But this woman is fucking smart. And I mean, REALLY smart. She blows me out of the water. And she thinks I'm a godlike being, for some reason.
Did I mention she's a porn star, a professional dominatrix, one of those proverts? That she runs her own number of websites? Oh, and here's the other thing: she has a fiancee. Except he's gay, highly attractive and walks around the house in dresses. All nestled in a matrix of suburbia. She even had me model some handcuffs (just my hands, mind you) for a video review.
This is as deep down the rabbit hole as I've ever been, Roger, and what I've said isn't the half of it. It feels like I'm headed into your territory of weirdness, relationship wise. But I'm loving every minute of it. Does that make me crazy? From Thursday evening to Sunday morning I slept less than 10 hours, ate food that's horrible for me, and felt more loved than I have in a long time. That house is a nexus of weird, and I'm lovin' it, Roger. You can't keep me away.
~Kai
DOES SHE MAKE YOU HAPPY? <--- This is the only thing that matters. Everything else is commentary. Being happy - actually happy - is the only fucking reason to be on this shitball of a horrorshow, and anything that makes you really happy, you say "FUCK IT" and jump in head first. DAMN THE TORPEDOES, KAI. TOMORROW IS THE ENEMY!
:mittens: to whole thread.
Welcome to PD, PotF. Pool is on the roof.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 03, 2010, 06:38:15 PM
Quote from: Kai on May 24, 2010, 07:08:43 PM
Things are getting weird, Roger, and I mean weirder than normal. Not that my life is normal; I'm a goddamn bug freak, fer chrissakes.
I've gotten myself into this situation, and I'm sure I don't want out of it. You see, last week this woman on one of those online dating sites messaged me, something like "having trouble composing myself, you are lovely, message me", in a nutshell.
Next thing I know, I'm two hours from home in northern Georgia.
I'm normally not hasty about these things, Roger. But this woman is fucking smart. And I mean, REALLY smart. She blows me out of the water. And she thinks I'm a godlike being, for some reason.
Did I mention she's a porn star, a professional dominatrix, one of those proverts? That she runs her own number of websites? Oh, and here's the other thing: she has a fiancee. Except he's gay, highly attractive and walks around the house in dresses. All nestled in a matrix of suburbia. She even had me model some handcuffs (just my hands, mind you) for a video review.
This is as deep down the rabbit hole as I've ever been, Roger, and what I've said isn't the half of it. It feels like I'm headed into your territory of weirdness, relationship wise. But I'm loving every minute of it. Does that make me crazy? From Thursday evening to Sunday morning I slept less than 10 hours, ate food that's horrible for me, and felt more loved than I have in a long time. That house is a nexus of weird, and I'm lovin' it, Roger. You can't keep me away.
~Kai
DOES SHE MAKE YOU HAPPY? <--- This is the only thing that matters. Everything else is commentary. Being happy - actually happy - is the only fucking reason to be on this shitball of a horrorshow, and anything that makes you really happy, you say "FUCK IT" and jump in head first. DAMN THE TORPEDOES, KAI. TOMORROW IS THE ENEMY!
Yes, she makes me happy. We went camping all weekend in the middle of nowhere and fucked in the woods, ran around in shoes and nothing else. It was awesome.
Oh, and she's getting married in October, which my parents will not be finding out about when we both go up to visit in December.
So much weird. I love it! :lulz:
Kai, this makes me smile every time I read it. Happy for ya dude :)
Good for you, Kai. I'd say more, but I'd only be repeating everyone else.
I'm glad to hear that you're happy.
Quote from: Kai on May 24, 2010, 07:08:43 PM
Things are getting weird, Roger, and I mean weirder than normal. Not that my life is normal; I'm a goddamn bug freak, fer chrissakes.
THEN WHY DOES YOUR AVATAR SHOW YOU WITH AN INSANE GRIN, WHILE YOU REACH OUT TO CRUSH A POOR LITTLE BUTTERFLY?
Ask triple zero, he's the one who drew it. I think the butterfly is just landing on the finger and the grin is goofy, myself. :lulz:
Quote from: Kai on July 14, 2010, 08:28:44 PM
Ask triple zero, he's the one who drew it. I think the butterfly is just landing on the finger and the grin is goofy, myself. :lulz:
No, that would imply things about my state of mind that are less than optimal.
He's totally gonna crush that poor little thing.