Dok, I'm lovin' it.

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Kai: "Hay guys, I'm head over heels in love."
TP: "ZOMG TEH AIDS INFESTED HERPIEZ!"
Kai: "Eat a small bag of shit, noob."
TP: "BUT TEH HIV RIDDLED WORKER OF SEX!"
Nigel: "Forget the hysteria. Enjoy the hell out of yourself."
TP: "GONORRHEA COCKBLIGHT WITH SYPHILLIS!"
Alty: "FFS, STFU."
TP: "I have a heart of gold."

[Richter]

Someone getting their kicks by acting high and mighty under the guise of "good advice" is pretty low.  Could be a nomadic sex ed teacher, though.  In both cases, seems to me their message is failing pretty hard.

[LMNO]

New Unlimited FAIL thread in 5... 4... 3.... 2....

[Kai]

Kai: "Hay guys, I'm head over heels in love."
TP: "ZOMG TEH AIDS INFESTED HERPIEZ!"
Kai: "Eat a small bag of shit, noob."
TP: "BUT TEH HIV RIDDLED WORKER OF SEX!"
Nigel: "Forget the hysteria. Enjoy the hell out of yourself."
TP: "GONORRHEA COCKBLIGHT WITH SYPHILLIS!"
Alty: "FFS, STFU."
TP: "I have a heart of gold."

"Gonorrhea cockblight with syphillis" is my new catchphrase.

[LMNO]

It's a term of endearment.

[Kai]

Sweetheart, if it makes you and they happy, then go with it.

I have been a sex worker and associated with other sex workers. In terms of VD, modern, urban sex workers are incredibly safe due to the standards of safe practice; use normal precautions, and worry no further than that.

They sound like a lovely couple with high potential to bring great sexual/emotional joy into your life; my opinion is (and you know great parts of my opinion!) ENJOY THE HELL OUT OF IT!

Your body is a treasure. Mine it.

Yeah, we're using normal precautions (condoms, no oral for now). There's no worry /from me/ at least because I've never been sexually active.

Edit: Oh, and the girl in question? She doesn't fuck anyone outside of relationships. She's not a standard porn star, she's a camgirl and runs a bunch of websites. She's not going out and blowing fifty guys a month. Which means she is not in any way more vulnerable to STD's than the general population, probably far less vulnerable, since she knows her sex health and takes precautions when needed.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

I am happy Kai is getting some kicks and some good connection mentally.

And your taking care of stuff and yourself properly so its all good.

[PersephoneOfTheFlowers]

Man, this shit's pretty funny.

Hey Kai, our syphilis infected offspring will be all the proof TP needs. *rolls eyes*

Don't mind me, I'm gonna eat popcorn and watch the festivities from the corner. Carry on. ^_^

[LMNO]

Oho!  The plot thickens!  (as well as other bodyparts).

Welcome, POTF.  I surmise you are the current focus of Kai's pleasures?

[PersephoneOfTheFlowers]

Oho!  The plot thickens!  (as well as other bodyparts).

Welcome, POTF.  I surmise you are the current focus of Kai's pleasures?

Current and future, indeed.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

Hai thar nice lady!

[LMNO]

Perhaps we could be honored with your inclusion in the Spagbook thread?

[Kai]

Oho!  The plot thickens!

[LMNO]

Oh, my!  What a long narrative you have!

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

:O