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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Kai, May 24, 2010, 07:08:43 PM

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#30
May 25, 2010, 10:20:07 AM
Kai: "Hay guys, I'm head over heels in love."
TP: "ZOMG TEH AIDS INFESTED HERPIEZ!"
Kai: "Eat a small bag of shit, noob."
TP: "BUT TEH HIV RIDDLED WORKER OF SEX!"
Nigel: "Forget the hysteria. Enjoy the hell out of yourself."
TP: "GONORRHEA COCKBLIGHT WITH SYPHILLIS!"
Alty: "FFS, STFU."
TP: "I have a heart of gold."

:facepalm:
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Richter

#31
May 25, 2010, 11:30:57 AM
Someone getting their kicks by acting high and mighty under the guise of "good advice" is pretty low.  Could be a nomadic sex ed teacher, though.  In both cases, seems to me their message is failing pretty hard.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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LMNO

#32
May 25, 2010, 01:16:38 PM
New Unlimited FAIL thread in 5... 4... 3.... 2....

Kai

#33
May 25, 2010, 01:20:02 PM
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on May 25, 2010, 10:20:07 AM
Kai: "Hay guys, I'm head over heels in love."
TP: "ZOMG TEH AIDS INFESTED HERPIEZ!"
Kai: "Eat a small bag of shit, noob."
TP: "BUT TEH HIV RIDDLED WORKER OF SEX!"
Nigel: "Forget the hysteria. Enjoy the hell out of yourself."
TP: "GONORRHEA COCKBLIGHT WITH SYPHILLIS!"
Alty: "FFS, STFU."
TP: "I have a heart of gold."

:facepalm:

:lulz:

"Gonorrhea cockblight with syphillis" is my new catchphrase.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

LMNO

#34
May 25, 2010, 01:22:51 PM
It's a term of endearment.

Kai

#35
May 25, 2010, 01:30:47 PM Last Edit: May 25, 2010, 01:38:57 PM by Kai
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 25, 2010, 07:07:06 AM
Sweetheart, if it makes you and they happy, then go with it.

I have been a sex worker and associated with other sex workers. In terms of VD, modern, urban sex workers are incredibly safe due to the standards of safe practice; use normal precautions, and worry no further than that.

They sound like a lovely couple with high potential to bring great sexual/emotional joy into your life; my opinion is (and you know great parts of my opinion!) ENJOY THE HELL OUT OF IT!

Your body is a treasure. Mine it.

Yeah, we're using normal precautions (condoms, no oral for now). There's no worry /from me/ at least because I've never been sexually active.

Edit: Oh, and the girl in question? She doesn't fuck anyone outside of relationships. She's not a standard porn star, she's a camgirl and runs a bunch of websites. She's not going out and blowing fifty guys a month. Which means she is not in any way more vulnerable to STD's than the general population, probably far less vulnerable, since she knows her sex health and takes precautions when needed.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

Pope Pixie Pickle

#36
May 25, 2010, 02:11:32 PM
I am happy Kai is getting some kicks and some good connection mentally.

And your taking care of stuff and yourself properly so its all good.

PersephoneOfTheFlowers

#37
May 25, 2010, 02:24:49 PM
Man, this shit's pretty funny.

Hey Kai, our syphilis infected offspring will be all the proof TP needs. *rolls eyes*

Don't mind me, I'm gonna eat popcorn and watch the festivities from the corner. Carry on. ^_^

LMNO

#38
May 25, 2010, 02:26:23 PM
Oho!  The plot thickens!  (as well as other bodyparts).

Welcome, POTF.  I surmise you are the current focus of Kai's pleasures?

PersephoneOfTheFlowers

#39
May 25, 2010, 02:30:27 PM
Quote from: LMNO on May 25, 2010, 02:26:23 PM
Oho!  The plot thickens!  (as well as other bodyparts).

Welcome, POTF.  I surmise you are the current focus of Kai's pleasures?

Current and future, indeed.

Pope Pixie Pickle

#40
May 25, 2010, 02:31:44 PM
Hai thar nice lady!

:kiss:

LMNO

#41
May 25, 2010, 02:37:49 PM
Perhaps we could be honored with your inclusion in the Spagbook thread?

Kai

#42
May 25, 2010, 02:39:55 PM
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

LMNO

#43
May 25, 2010, 02:41:07 PM
Oh, my!  What a long narrative you have!

Pope Pixie Pickle

#44
May 25, 2010, 02:44:58 PM
:O
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