Dok, I'm lovin' it.

[Pæs]

  to whole thread.
Welcome to PD, PotF. Pool is on the roof.

[Kai]

Things are getting weird, Roger, and I mean weirder than normal. Not that my life is normal; I'm a goddamn bug freak, fer chrissakes.

I've gotten myself into this situation, and I'm sure I don't want out of it. You see, last week this woman on one of those online dating sites messaged me, something like "having trouble composing myself, you are lovely, message me", in a nutshell.

Next thing I know, I'm two hours from home in northern Georgia.

I'm normally not hasty about these things, Roger. But this woman is fucking smart. And I mean, REALLY smart. She blows me out of the water. And she thinks I'm a godlike being, for some reason.

Did I mention she's a porn star, a professional dominatrix, one of those proverts? That she runs her own number of websites? Oh, and here's the other thing: she has a fiancee. Except he's gay, highly attractive and walks around the house in dresses. All nestled in a matrix of suburbia. She even had me model some handcuffs (just my hands, mind you) for a video review.

This is as deep down the rabbit hole as I've ever been, Roger, and what I've said isn't the half of it. It feels like I'm headed into your territory of weirdness, relationship wise. But I'm loving every minute of it. Does that make me crazy? From Thursday evening to Sunday morning I slept less than 10 hours, ate food that's horrible for me, and felt more loved than I have in a long time. That house is a nexus of weird, and I'm lovin' it, Roger. You can't keep me away.

~Kai

DOES SHE MAKE YOU HAPPY?  <--- This is the only thing that matters.  Everything else is commentary.  Being happy - actually happy - is the only fucking reason to be on this shitball of a horrorshow, and anything that makes you really happy, you say "FUCK IT" and jump in head first.  DAMN THE TORPEDOES, KAI.  TOMORROW IS THE ENEMY!

Yes, she makes me happy. We went camping all weekend in the middle of nowhere and fucked in the woods, ran around in shoes and nothing else. It was awesome.

[Kai]

Oh, and she's getting married in October, which my parents will not be finding out about when we both go up to visit in December.


So much weird. I love it! 

[Richter]

Kai, this makes me smile every time I read it.  Happy for ya dude 

[President Television]

Good for you, Kai. I'd say more, but I'd only be repeating everyone else.
I'm glad to hear that you're happy.

[Doktor Howl]

Things are getting weird, Roger, and I mean weirder than normal. Not that my life is normal; I'm a goddamn bug freak, fer chrissakes.

THEN WHY DOES YOUR AVATAR SHOW YOU WITH AN INSANE GRIN, WHILE YOU REACH OUT TO CRUSH A POOR LITTLE BUTTERFLY?

[Kai]

Ask triple zero, he's the one who drew it. I think the butterfly is just landing on the finger and the grin is goofy, myself. 

[Doktor Howl]

Ask triple zero, he's the one who drew it. I think the butterfly is just landing on the finger and the grin is goofy, myself. 

No, that would imply things about my state of mind that are less than optimal.

He's totally gonna crush that poor little thing.