Everybody else has 'em.
Here are the only two I could think of. Go!
WHAT'S LIFE WITHOUT STRIFE?
YOU CAN'T SPELL "DISCORD" WITHOUT "DIS".
KEEP DISCORDIA WEIRD!
MY OTHER CAR IS A MOUSTACHE.
IMAGINE WORLD PROLAPSE.
My Pineal Gland is my copilot.
KNOW ERIS, NO PEACE.
I'D RATHER BE GASM-ING.
MY OTHER CAR IS A FNORD!
[/The Wisdom Cube]
FUCK WHAT YOU THINK YOU KNOW ABOUT BUMPER STICKERS!
Maybe a little bit long. How about
FUCK WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT BUMPER STICKERS!
Or even,
FUCK! BUMPER STICKERS!
Quote from: Remington on May 29, 2010, 05:02:35 AM
FUCK WHAT YOU THINK YOU KNOW ABOUT BUMPER STICKERS!
Maybe a little bit long. How about
FUCK WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT BUMPER STICKERS!
Or even,
FUCK! BUMPER STICKERS!
I prefer
FUCK!
Or, an image of a pterodactyl carrying the word "FUCK!"
HOTDOG ONBOARD
Quote from: Vene on May 29, 2010, 05:06:33 AM
Quote from: Remington on May 29, 2010, 05:02:35 AM
FUCK WHAT YOU THINK YOU KNOW ABOUT BUMPER STICKERS!
Maybe a little bit long. How about
FUCK WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT BUMPER STICKERS!
Or even,
FUCK! BUMPER STICKERS!
I prefer
FUCK!
Or, an image of a pterodactyl carrying the word "FUCK!"
(http://www.kaboodle.com/hi/img/b/0/0/6e/3/AAAAC_M_1VEAAAAAAG40Ng.png)?
Guns don't kill people. Eris does.
"DON'T READ THIS STICKER"
"I BRAKE FOR HALLUCINATIONS"
"IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU'RE LITERATE"
- DeadLucky
Quote from: Sigmatic on May 29, 2010, 07:35:29 AM
Guns don't kill people. Eris does.
Guns don't kill people, bullets do.
Guns don't kill people, blood loss does.
"Honk if you like honking."
ETA: Crap. Somebody already did it.
(http://rlv.zcache.com/honk_if_you_love_honking_bumper_sticker-p128508094358136944trl0_400.jpg)
Quote from: Remington on May 29, 2010, 07:47:23 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on May 29, 2010, 07:35:29 AM
Guns don't kill people. Eris does.
Guns don't kill people, bullets do.
Guns don't kill people, blood loss does.
Been done.
"Make Portland Weirder"
The internet killed you childhood, we killed your future.
DAD WHY DIDN'T YOU HUG ME MORE OFTEN
I MEAN IT'S NOT LIKE THE OPPORTUNITY DIDN'T PRESENT ITSELF
JERK
:|
SIGN MY PENTION!
YES, BUT ONLY IF YOU HOLD IT
Quote from: Remington on May 29, 2010, 07:33:00 AM
Quote from: Vene on May 29, 2010, 05:06:33 AM
Quote from: Remington on May 29, 2010, 05:02:35 AM
FUCK WHAT YOU THINK YOU KNOW ABOUT BUMPER STICKERS!
Maybe a little bit long. How about
FUCK WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT BUMPER STICKERS!
Or even,
FUCK! BUMPER STICKERS!
I prefer
FUCK!
Or, an image of a pterodactyl carrying the word "FUCK!"
(http://www.kaboodle.com/hi/img/b/0/0/6e/3/AAAAC_M_1VEAAAAAAG40Ng.png)?
I like it
:lulz:
These are great! Someone should open a cafepress shop, I'm too lazy.
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 29, 2010, 08:32:54 PM
:lulz:
These are great! Someone should open a cafepress shop, I'm too lazy.
http://poeeusa.spreadshirt.com/sweet-merciful-fuck-pterodactyls-A3329639 (http://poeeusa.spreadshirt.com/sweet-merciful-fuck-pterodactyls-A3329639)
Well SWEET.
Someone should put these in there as bumper stickers, too.
YOU GONNA GET RAPED
ERIS FROWNS ON TIME TRAVEL.
I <3 DISCORDIAN PUSSY.
Ha! I should have popped in here earlier! This thread awesome!
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 30, 2010, 05:25:03 PM
I <3 DISCORDIAN PUSSY.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :fap:
From the new feed;
We throw rocks at your Sacred Cows
DISCORDIANS DO IT ON PURPOSE
DISCORDIANS ACCIDENTALLY THE WHOLE THING.
Also,
Quote from: AltyIMAGINE WORLD PROLAPSE.
Genius.
THE CAR IS NOT A CAR
I "HEART" THE WISDOM CUBE
SPAG ON BOARD
WEIRDER THAN THOU
MY OTHER RIDE IS A MUSTACHE
how about something like:
I HATE BUMPER STICKERS
or
I HATE CARS
also, to borrow a church-of-euthanasia sticker:
DRIVING DRUNK? UNFASTEN YOUR SEATBELT
ASK US ABOUT OUR SPECIALS ON THE HORRIBLE TR00F
Got Hot Dogs?
LOLLERGASM YOURSELF
HAVE YOU GIVEN YOUR PARTNER AN OMGASM LATELY?
HONK IF YOU'RE PINEAL
IT'S ALL FUN & GAMES TILL SOMEONE LOBS A GOLDEN APPLE
IT'S LIKE GOLDEN APPLES...ON YOUR WEDDING DAY
...(it's all I got for now)
Quote from: Jenne on June 30, 2010, 09:32:54 PM
HONK IF YOU'RE PINEAL
This one i like.
Though it might attract the wrong kind of discordians.
Quote from: Regret on June 30, 2010, 09:42:43 PM
Quote from: Jenne on June 30, 2010, 09:32:54 PM
HONK IF YOU'RE PINEAL
This one i like.
Though it might attract the wrong kind of discordians.
:lol: I just took the fread title at its word and thought of silly ones.
How about this one?:
DISCORDIAN WANTED: ONLY REALLY REAL ONES NEED APPLY
Quote from: Nigel on June 30, 2010, 09:50:16 PM
Quote from: Rumckle on June 30, 2010, 02:16:25 PM
MY OTHER RIDE IS A MUSTACHE
:lmnuendo: :mittens:
I have to say, that's my favorite out of all of them. I'd probably put that on my car.
WHO IS DRIVING CAR?
HIMEOBS IS DRIVING CAR.
HOW CAN THIS BE?
Quote from: Rumckle on June 30, 2010, 02:16:25 PM
MY OTHER RIDE IS A MUSTACHE
That needs to be a his & hers along with "I <3 DISCORDIAN PUSSY".
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2010, 09:51:42 PM
WHO IS DRIVING CAR?
HIMEOBS IS DRIVING CAR.
HOW CAN THIS BE?
:lulz:
YOU ARE VERY UNHELLO!
WEEEEEOOOOO!
THAT WAS DELIBERATE
KEEP PORTLAND FLUORIDATED!
WE are the ones THEY warned you about
How about "WE are the ones WE warned you about"?
If you think about it, it's a little more crazy-making.
IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU ARE A POPE
The Society for Creative Papacy
ERIS IS MY COPILOT
and we are all going to die.
Quote from: Alty on May 29, 2010, 04:48:08 AM
MY OTHER CAR IS A MOUSTACHE.
IMAGINE WORLD PROLAPSE.
OMG yes.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2010, 09:51:42 PM
WHO IS DRIVING CAR?
HIMEOBS IS DRIVING CAR.
HOW CAN THIS BE?
PLEEEEEESE MAEK?
I think Nigel has stumbled onto a brilliant new memeing medium.
Quote from: Jenne on June 30, 2010, 09:32:54 PM
IT'S LIKE GOLDEN APPLES...ON YOUR WEDDING DAY
:lulz:
WHAT THE WORLD NEEDS NOW:
PEACE, LOVE, NUCLEAR WAR
I forgot this thread. :lulz:
MY BOSS IS A CRAZY GREEK LADY