1. Letting 99.9% of the world population die in a tragedy you knew was coming but chose not to tell them about is OK, so long as you feel really bad about it after the fact and let some token Tibetans on board (2012 (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1190080/))
2. Killing is always bad and a tragedy, except when you have a mystical connection to nature, in which case your hypocrisy is excused because fuck designated villains, they don't count (Avatar).
3. Letting animals not native to an ecosystem run amok is not only acceptable, but should be actively encouraged when people try to capture and transport them (Jurassic Park II)
4. Destroying a business that employs hundreds of people is perfectly acceptable because you have personal issues with the owner (Oceans 11)
More to come later
Utter incoherency in the story of your life and really bad clothing decisions are unimportant if the world slows down when you fight (Matrix, stolen from The Six Million Dollar Man).
Quote from: Cain on August 05, 2010, 01:12:03 AM
1. Letting 99.9% of the world population die in a tragedy you knew was coming but chose not to tell them about is OK, so long as you feel really bad about it after the fact and let some token Tibetans on board (2012 (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1190080/))
2. Killing is always bad and a tragedy, except when you have a mystical connection to nature, in which case your hypocrisy is excused because fuck designated villains, they don't count (Avatar).
3. Letting animals not native to an ecosystem run amok is not only acceptable, but should be actively encouraged when people try to capture and transport them (Jurassic Park II)
4. Destroying a business that employs hundreds of people is perfectly acceptable because you have personal issues with the owner (Oceans 11)
More to come later
:lulz:
* He'll love you if you ditch your morals and become a slut. (Grease)
* Anyone who would let children maim, shrink, or possibly kill themselves is a horrible, horrible person. Unless they give you candy. (Willy Wonka)
* 50 bucks a pop. You take them into the back. Touch and go. They touch, they go. You can touch them but they can't touch you. Now, if they cum it's okay. If they take it out and cum all over you, call a bouncer. Unless he gives you a big tip. If he gives you a big tip, then it's okay! If you wanna last longer than a week, you'll give me a blow job. First I get you used to the money, then I make you swallow. (Showgirls)
You're 15. The Internet is in it's infancy, TCP Winsock isn't working for some reason, and you have just proven you will jerk off to any naked body, regardless of context. (Schindler's List)
Quote from: I_Kicked_Kennedy on August 05, 2010, 03:51:23 AM
You're 15. The Internet is in it's infancy, TCP Winsock isn't working for some reason, and you have just proven you will jerk off to any naked body, regardless of context. (Schindler's List)
Damn.
Quote from: I_Kicked_Kennedy on August 05, 2010, 03:51:23 AM
You're 15. The Internet is in it's infancy, TCP Winsock isn't working for some reason, and you have just proven you will jerk off to any naked body, regardless of context. (Schindler's List)
:|
Seriously? Wasn't there at least ASCII porn or something back then?
Quote from: DiscoUkulele on August 05, 2010, 06:43:37 AM
Quote from: I_Kicked_Kennedy on August 05, 2010, 03:51:23 AM
You're 15. The Internet is in it's infancy, TCP Winsock isn't working for some reason, and you have just proven you will jerk off to any naked body, regardless of context. (Schindler's List)
:|
Seriously? Wasn't there at least ASCII porn or something back then?
Or, you know, like, use your imagination?
5. Violently resisting arrest to the point of mass murder is perfectly alright, even when you're guilty (Kingdom of Heaven)
6. When you are a policeman and someone comes at you with a gun, shouting "die pig!" you are meant to meekly give in, just in case the gun isn't loaded. Shooting them is evil. (Over the Edge)
7. Wanting to make money off your own creations is evil, and you deserve to die in poverty for it (Iron Man 2)
Quote from: Cain on August 05, 2010, 01:04:01 PM
7. Wanting to make money off your own creations is evil, and you deserve to die in poverty for it (Iron Man 2)
To be fair, he also ran around trying to kill everyone.
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 05, 2010, 06:46:49 AM
Quote from: DiscoUkulele on August 05, 2010, 06:43:37 AM
Quote from: I_Kicked_Kennedy on August 05, 2010, 03:51:23 AM
You're 15. The Internet is in it's infancy, TCP Winsock isn't working for some reason, and you have just proven you will jerk off to any naked body, regardless of context. (Schindler's List)
:|
Seriously? Wasn't there at least ASCII porn or something back then?
Or, you know, like, use your imagination?
In regards to the first... there was ASCII porn, but the whole issue was if TCP Winsock wasn't working. Trumpet Winsock was the dialup, so when it didn't work, no internets.
Regarding the "use your imagination," I'd direct you to a previous thread I started called "Weird Porn."
That is all.
Quote from: DiscoUkulele on August 05, 2010, 01:43:43 AM
* Anyone who would let children maim, shrink, or possibly kill themselves is a horrible, horrible person. Unless they give you candy. (Willy Wonka)
Have you ever
met any children?
Quote from: DiscoUkulele on August 05, 2010, 01:43:43 AM
* 50 bucks a pop. You take them into the back. Touch and go. They touch, they go. You can touch them but they can't touch you. Now, if they cum it's okay. If they take it out and cum all over you, call a bouncer. Unless he gives you a big tip. If he gives you a big tip, then it's okay! If you wanna last longer than a week, you'll give me a blow job. First I get you used to the money, then I make you swallow. (Showgirls)
According to my friend that's spent most of his working life in those kind of clubs... thats how many of them are run...
He's a manager now and has to fire at least one girl a week for breaking the rules and... wow do they sometimes break the rules :aaa:
Quote from: Hoopla on August 05, 2010, 05:12:07 PM
Quote from: DiscoUkulele on August 05, 2010, 01:43:43 AM
* Anyone who would let children maim, shrink, or possibly kill themselves is a horrible, horrible person. Unless they give you candy. (Willy Wonka)
Have you ever met any children?
This. After yelling at the top of my voice for the 10th time
that day to get out of the way of the car coming directly at the children down the road, the thought becomes appealing, especially if I'm not legally liable.
Doesn't most of it come down too.....
"Show me the money" - Jerry Maguire
:|
9. You should love and accept people for who they are,
because that will turn them into a hot dude and you into a pretty princess
:? - (Like Every Disney Ever made)
Don't do drugs, don't try to get on television, Frank Armitage pimps out junkies for Wall Street bankers, and Shooter McGavin doesn't want you to eat refined sugar or red meat, and apparently doesn't think its a good idea to have orgasms. (Seriously, do I even need to tell you which movie I'm talking about?)
Quote from: I_Kicked_Kennedy on August 05, 2010, 11:25:00 PM
Don't do drugs, don't try to get on television, Frank Armitage pimps out junkies for Wall Street bankers, and Shooter McGavin doesn't want you to eat refined sugar or red meat, and apparently doesn't think its a good idea to have orgasms. (Seriously, do I even need to tell you which movie I'm talking about?)
Yes. Cuz I seriously don't know.
Don't have premarital sex. Also, don't be black. (horror movies, especially of the slasher flick sub-genre)
Quote from: Placid Dingo on August 05, 2010, 02:09:50 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 05, 2010, 01:04:01 PM
7. Wanting to make money off your own creations is evil, and you deserve to die in poverty for it (Iron Man 2)
To be fair, he also ran around trying to kill everyone.
No, that was the son, which obviously means that he is just as evil and communist as his father was, so his murder was justified.
People who need blood transfusions are crazed psychopaths who will eventually just want to ikill you, so you should just not help them out. (Star Trek Nemesis)
Also, acid trips will give you the self confidence to break a rigid patriarchal social system or whatever. (Alice in Wonderland)
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 05, 2010, 11:39:03 PM
Quote from: I_Kicked_Kennedy on August 05, 2010, 11:25:00 PM
Don't do drugs, don't try to get on television, Frank Armitage pimps out junkies for Wall Street bankers, and Shooter McGavin doesn't want you to eat refined sugar or red meat, and apparently doesn't think its a good idea to have orgasms. (Seriously, do I even need to tell you which movie I'm talking about?)
Yes. Cuz I seriously don't know.
Requiem for a Dream
14. An honest cop will be hated and punished by everyone in his precinct except for his boss - maybe (American Gangster)
Quote from: I_Kicked_Kennedy on August 06, 2010, 12:50:05 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 05, 2010, 11:39:03 PM
Quote from: I_Kicked_Kennedy on August 05, 2010, 11:25:00 PM
Don't do drugs, don't try to get on television, Frank Armitage pimps out junkies for Wall Street bankers, and Shooter McGavin doesn't want you to eat refined sugar or red meat, and apparently doesn't think its a good idea to have orgasms. (Seriously, do I even need to tell you which movie I'm talking about?)
Yes. Cuz I seriously don't know.
Requiem for a Dream
Putting on list of movies to watch.
Quote from: Hover Cat on August 06, 2010, 12:51:43 AM
14. An honest cop will be hated and punished by everyone in his precinct except for his boss - maybe (American Gangster)
15. A cop who frames people, and is whacked out on coke, will get promoted to Captain (Bad Lieutenant)
If you knock up a woman whose family eats mutated chickens you'll go home to the industrial district to dream about an embryo squishing singer with cheek tumors. And your baby will look like a horse fetus. (Eraserhead)
You shouldn't give a shit unless it will get you laid (Biodome)
You never know what's going to happen in a dance-off (Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan)
If you ever go back in time, you're going to need a haircut (Bambi)
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on August 06, 2010, 01:31:40 AM
If you knock up a woman whose family eats mutated chickens you'll go home to the industrial district to dream about an embryo squishing singer with cheek tumors. And your baby will look like a horse fetus. (Eraserhead)
:lulz:
That water has feelings, can hear us and that it's QUaNtuMZ.
(-What the Bleep Do We Know!?)
The universe is random, impartial, and cruel. (Jumanji)
Wiccans are untrustworthy, and can change into giant snakes (Alladin)
Comedians are perveted, psychopathic killers. (every "serious" Robin Williams movie)
By excelling at mathematics, you are putting yourself at risk of being assaulted by Jews and Wall Street goons. Your best bet is to a drill a hole in your skull until your retarded. (Pi)
I think Cram is working semi-random now.
If you encounter an underling helping an investment firm with insider trading information, it is perfectly acceptable to tape his mouth shut and let him get raped by a gorilla until he starves to death. (Trading Places)
Robots are people too!! (Blade Runner, AI, Bicentennial Man, I Robot, Heartbeeps, Short Circuit, batteries not included, Wall-E, Robocop, Inspector Gadget, Terminator, The Lake House)
Quote from: Cramulus on August 06, 2010, 05:14:58 AM
The universe is random, impartial, and cruel. (Jumanji)
Wiccans are untrustworthy, and can change into giant snakes (Alladin)
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Never try to make retarded people smarter. (Lawnmower Man)
How the fuck does Schwarznegger still have a career (of any kind)? [Hercules in New York, The Expendables]
Plot and pacing are worthless. Get yourself Big Names instead. [Shutter Island (and many more, just that movie in particular in my recent memory)]
Oddly enough, throwing money at problems doesn't make the problems go away. It seems to make the story WORSE [Star Wars Episodes "I", "II", "III"]
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on August 08, 2010, 10:36:18 AM
Oddly enough, throwing money at problems doesn't make the problems go away. It seems to make the story WORSE [Star Wars Episodes "I", "II", "III"]
These movies never happened.
The solution to all of your problems is to get someone else to seduce a rich man for you. (Cinderella)
BOOBS ARE AWESOME. (most pr0n with wimminz in them)
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 10, 2010, 06:40:38 AM
BOOBS ARE AWESOME. (most pr0n with wimminz in them)
I didn't need Hollywood to tell me that one.
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on August 10, 2010, 06:45:58 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 10, 2010, 06:40:38 AM
BOOBS ARE AWESOME. (most pr0n with wimminz in them)
I didn't need Hollywood to tell me that one.
Well, no, but they certainly did a good job enfocring the lesson. Or whatever.
Shopping will make me happy, classy, attractive... especially if I wasn't those things before! (a tone of chick flix)