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Moral lessons I learnt from Hollywood

Started by Cain, August 05, 2010, 01:12:03 AM

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#30
August 06, 2010, 02:49:13 PM
Comedians are perveted, psychopathic killers.  (every "serious" Robin Williams movie)
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

I_Kicked_Kennedy

#31
August 06, 2010, 03:55:43 PM
By excelling at mathematics, you are putting yourself at risk of being assaulted by Jews and Wall Street goons. Your best bet is to a drill a hole in your skull until your retarded. (Pi)
If I had a million dollars, I'd put it all in a sensible mutual fund.

Kai

#32
August 06, 2010, 04:25:46 PM
I think Cram is working semi-random now.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

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LMNO

#33
August 06, 2010, 04:31:33 PM
If you encounter an underling helping an investment firm with insider trading information, it is perfectly acceptable to tape his mouth shut and let him get raped by a gorilla until he starves to death. (Trading Places)

Iason Ouabache

#34
August 08, 2010, 03:57:13 AM
Robots are people too!! (Blade Runner, AI, Bicentennial Man, I Robot, Heartbeeps, Short Circuit, batteries not included, Wall-E, Robocop, Inspector Gadget, Terminator, The Lake House)
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Telarus

#35
August 08, 2010, 04:50:02 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 06, 2010, 05:14:58 AM
The universe is random, impartial, and cruel. (Jumanji)


Wiccans are untrustworthy, and can change into giant snakes (Alladin)


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Jasper

#36
August 08, 2010, 06:43:19 AM
Never try to make retarded people smarter.  (Lawnmower Man)

Payne

#37
August 08, 2010, 10:36:18 AM
How the fuck does Schwarznegger still have a career (of any kind)? [Hercules in New York, The Expendables]

Plot and pacing are worthless. Get yourself Big Names instead. [Shutter Island (and many more, just that movie in particular in my recent memory)]

Oddly enough, throwing money at problems doesn't make the problems go away. It seems to make the story WORSE [Star Wars Episodes "I", "II", "III"]

Freeky

#38
August 09, 2010, 09:33:16 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on August 08, 2010, 10:36:18 AM

Oddly enough, throwing money at problems doesn't make the problems go away. It seems to make the story WORSE [Star Wars Episodes "I", "II", "III"]

These movies never happened.

Requia ☣

#39
August 09, 2010, 11:37:04 PM
The solution to all of your problems is to get someone else to seduce a rich man for you.  (Cinderella)
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Freeky

#40
August 10, 2010, 06:40:38 AM
BOOBS ARE AWESOME. (most pr0n with wimminz in them)

Iason Ouabache

#41
August 10, 2010, 06:45:58 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 10, 2010, 06:40:38 AM
BOOBS ARE AWESOME. (most pr0n with wimminz in them)
I didn't need Hollywood to tell me that one.
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#42
August 10, 2010, 06:47:09 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on August 10, 2010, 06:45:58 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 10, 2010, 06:40:38 AM
BOOBS ARE AWESOME. (most pr0n with wimminz in them)
I didn't need Hollywood to tell me that one.

Well, no, but they certainly did a good job enfocring the lesson. Or whatever.

Akara

#43
August 10, 2010, 05:24:44 PM
Shopping will make me happy, classy, attractive... especially if I wasn't those things before! (a tone of chick flix)
It's like a palsy victim doing brain surgery with a pipe wrench.
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