ITT, You can unburden yourself in complete confidence, of all your deepest, dirtiest secrets. Things you could never tell anyone IRL, for fear of Peasants with pitchforks & flaming brands. So come on, tell your Uncle Beasty all about it. If your transgression is worthy, you may be given some token penance to perform, before being absolved, so lets have it, don't hold back, nothing is too shameful for this thread.
I confess to having a nearly uncontrollable compulsion to remove the trachea of every asstard who inevitably feels the need to start one of these threads. Usually happens about once or twice a year and almost always by someone who's been here just long enough to feel like part of the team and not nearly long enough to realize that (A) the real cool kids of PD all know each other IRL (aside from Cain, who is actually some sort of sentient neural network currently residing on Prince William's iPod) and (B) those of us who have been here long enough to know each other generally hate each other with a smoldering intensity that prevents us from thinking it a wise course of action to spill such useful ammunition in the presence of our enemies.
But yeah, carry on.
Ok, I confess.
I did in fact one time, put oil in the pasta water.
Or bearing in mind what ECH said in his diatribe confession, make some shit up. :mrgreen:
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 08, 2010, 02:32:07 AM
Ok, I confess.
I did in fact one time, put oil in the pasta water.
Well Trip, that must have taken a great deal of courage to admit. As a token penance, you should Troll TCC, in the persona of a devoted Pastafarian, just looking for a Pagan forum to take his Religion seriously!
I was the one who canceled Star Trek!
Quote from: NotPublished on August 08, 2010, 02:40:07 AM
I was the one who canceled Star Trek!
That really was a heinous act of sabotage. As a penance, you should attend the next three Star Trek conventions, dressed as Moogie, Quarks ugly old Mother.
I don't write any of my puns.
They are all written by my ghostwriter who goes by the name of Luke.
I am a sentient neural network residing on Prince William's ipod.
Did you know he listens to Taylor Swift? It's true.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 08, 2010, 11:09:55 AM
I don't write any of my puns.
They are all written by my ghostwriter who goes by the name of Luke.
As a penance, Luke must continue to write your puns, until he comes up with a funny one.
Quote from: Cain on August 08, 2010, 11:28:07 AM
I am a sentient neural network residing on Prince William's ipod.
Did you know he listens to Taylor Swift? It's true.
That's not a confession, ECH already outed you! As a penance, (for thread abuse) Princess KSN is now stalking Prince William, and, by default, you again. And Taylor Swift will now be singing in your ear, like a head splinter, until Prince William uploads you into his IPad.
Quote from: NotPublished on August 08, 2010, 02:40:07 AM
I was the one who canceled Star Trek!
You did the right thing. Star Trek: Enterprise was an abomination. Yours was an act of mercy.
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on August 08, 2010, 02:28:28 AM
I confess to having a nearly uncontrollable compulsion to remove the trachea of every asstard who inevitably feels the need to start one of these threads. Usually happens about once or twice a year and almost always by someone who's been here just long enough to feel like part of the team and not nearly long enough to realize that (A) the real cool kids of PD all know each other IRL (aside from Cain, who is actually some sort of sentient neural network currently residing on Prince William's iPod) and (B) those of us who have been here long enough to know each other generally hate each other with a smoldering intensity that prevents us from thinking it a wise course of action to spill such useful ammunition in the presence of our enemies.
But yeah, carry on.
:(
Quote from: vexati0n on August 08, 2010, 08:07:29 PM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on August 08, 2010, 02:28:28 AM
I confess to having a nearly uncontrollable compulsion to remove the trachea of every asstard who inevitably feels the need to start one of these threads. Usually happens about once or twice a year and almost always by someone who's been here just long enough to feel like part of the team and not nearly long enough to realize that (A) the real cool kids of PD all know each other IRL (aside from Cain, who is actually some sort of sentient neural network currently residing on Prince William's iPod) and (B) those of us who have been here long enough to know each other generally hate each other with a smoldering intensity that prevents us from thinking it a wise course of action to spill such useful ammunition in the presence of our enemies.
But yeah, carry on.
:(
It's ok. We can watch them enjoying each others company from the outside and pretend we're cool too, right? ...Right? :cry:
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on August 08, 2010, 02:28:28 AM
I confess to having a nearly uncontrollable compulsion to remove the trachea of every asstard who inevitably feels the need to start one of these threads. Usually happens about once or twice a year and almost always by someone who's been here just long enough to feel like part of the team and not nearly long enough to realize that (A) the real cool kids of PD all know each other IRL (aside from Cain, who is actually some sort of sentient neural network currently residing on Prince William's iPod) and (B) those of us who have been here long enough to know each other generally hate each other with a smoldering intensity that prevents us from thinking it a wise course of action to spill such useful ammunition in the presence of our enemies.
But yeah, carry on.
Lizzay,
knows Cain irl
and yes, he is.
(http://tbohiphop.net/UserFiles/images/videos/vlcsnap_00011.jpg)
\\
"These are my confessions"
I confess to lusting. Lots of it. And coveting my neighbor's ass.
Quote from: BadBeast on August 07, 2010, 07:26:08 PM
ITT, You can unburden yourself in complete confidence, of all your deepest, dirtiest secrets. Things you could never tell anyone IRL, for fear of Peasants with pitchforks & flaming brands. So come on, tell your Uncle Beasty all about it. If your transgression is worthy, you may be given some token penance to perform, before being absolved, so lets have it, don't hold back, nothing is too shameful for this thread.
You may think there is nothing too shameful for this thread, but the hideous confession which I am about to make may well change your opinion on that matter:
I once earned my living as an advertising copywriter
:evil:
(I'm actually kinda excited about the whole penance thing. I have a lot of pent up guilt, you know?)
I confess to having a hot girlfriend. And liking bugs more than is healthy.
I confess that I was the one who broke into BadBeast's place and stole all of his whiskey, and replaced it with day old coffee.
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 09, 2010, 05:36:26 PM
I confess that I was the one who broke into BadBeast's place and stole all of his whiskey, and replaced it with day old coffee.
Like he'd notice. English whiskey is piss.
My mole is fake.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2010, 06:08:15 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 09, 2010, 05:36:26 PM
I confess that I was the one who broke into BadBeast's place and stole all of his whiskey, and replaced it with day old coffee.
Like he'd notice. English whiskey is piss.
we make up for it by drinking scottish whiskey.
Quote from: Roaring Biscuit! on August 09, 2010, 11:37:05 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2010, 06:08:15 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 09, 2010, 05:36:26 PM
I confess that I was the one who broke into BadBeast's place and stole all of his whiskey, and replaced it with day old coffee.
Like he'd notice. English whiskey is piss.
we make up for it by drinking scottish whiskey.
Actually, it was BB's Jack Daniels.
there is only one appropriate response.
tears.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2010, 06:08:15 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 09, 2010, 05:36:26 PM
I confess that I was the one who broke into BadBeast's place and stole all of his whiskey, and replaced it with day old coffee.
Like he'd notice. English whiskey is piss.
He'd share his whiskey with you. He'd be a bit more upset if you knocked off his speed.
English speed is good.
Quote from: Eartha-ly Delights on August 10, 2010, 12:24:23 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2010, 06:08:15 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 09, 2010, 05:36:26 PM
I confess that I was the one who broke into BadBeast's place and stole all of his whiskey, and replaced it with day old coffee.
Like he'd notice. English whiskey is piss.
He'd share his whiskey with you. He'd be a bit more upset if you knocked off his speed.
English speed is good.
It has to be, something has to keep the blood pumping past the massive arterial blockage caused by Yorkshire pudding.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 10, 2010, 02:25:35 AM
Quote from: Eartha-ly Delights on August 10, 2010, 12:24:23 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2010, 06:08:15 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 09, 2010, 05:36:26 PM
I confess that I was the one who broke into BadBeast's place and stole all of his whiskey, and replaced it with day old coffee.
Like he'd notice. English whiskey is piss.
He'd share his whiskey with you. He'd be a bit more upset if you knocked off his speed.
English speed is good.
:lulz:
It has to be, something has to keep the blood pumping past the massive arterial blockage caused by Yorkshire pudding.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 10, 2010, 02:25:35 AM
Quote from: Eartha-ly Delights on August 10, 2010, 12:24:23 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2010, 06:08:15 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 09, 2010, 05:36:26 PM
I confess that I was the one who broke into BadBeast's place and stole all of his whiskey, and replaced it with day old coffee.
Like he'd notice. English whiskey is piss.
He'd share his whiskey with you. He'd be a bit more upset if you knocked off his speed.
English speed is good.
It has to be, something has to keep the blood pumping past the massive arterial blockage caused by Yorkshire pudding.
He doesn't eat Yorkshire pudding. What a fucking insult. I'll have you know he's never been north of Nottingham!
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2010, 03:05:02 PM
I confess to lusting. Lots of it. And coveting my neighbor's ass.
Dok, this confession, of Biblical proportions, is going to involve the penance, of coming clean to your nieghbour, then offering to shave his hairy arse, with a disposable Bic razor.
Quote from: Eartha-ly Delights on August 09, 2010, 03:33:52 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 07, 2010, 07:26:08 PM
ITT, You can unburden yourself in complete confidence, of all your deepest, dirtiest secrets. Things you could never tell anyone IRL, for fear of Peasants with pitchforks & flaming brands. So come on, tell your Uncle Beasty all about it. If your transgression is worthy, you may be given some token penance to perform, before being absolved, so lets have it, don't hold back, nothing is too shameful for this thread.
You may think there is nothing too shameful for this thread, but the hideous confession which I am about to make may well change your opinion on that matter:
I once earned my living as an advertising copywriter
:evil:
(I'm actually kinda excited about the whole penance thing. I have a lot of pent up guilt, you know?)
Eartha, this pent up guilt has nothing to do with your Job in advertising. It's an Australian thing, because you are all descended from bloody Convicts. As a penance, you have to apply for British Citizenship, then, if you are successful, turn it down, because you Aussies still have to finish your 300 years of probation.
Quote from: Kai on August 09, 2010, 03:56:06 PM
I confess to having a hot girlfriend. And liking bugs more than is healthy.
Kai, as a penance, (for boasting) you have to post pictures of this "hot" girlfriend, and then submit to general consensus as to whether you are right or not. If you are deemed to be wrong, there will be another penance, involving bugs.
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 09, 2010, 05:36:26 PM
I confess that I was the one who broke into BadBeast's place and stole all of his whiskey, and replaced it with day old coffee.
Twid, I really expected better of you. Your obsession with coffee, has obviously taken over your life, to the extent that you can no longer face the day, without guzzling a quart of this new world muck! As a penance, you have to go cold turkey with the coffee, and drink nothing but English Breakfast Tea, until you are fit once more, for polite company. I'm not angry about the whisky thing, just very disappointed.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2010, 06:08:15 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 09, 2010, 05:36:26 PM
I confess that I was the one who broke into BadBeast's place and stole all of his whiskey, and replaced it with day old coffee.
Like he'd notice. English whiskey is piss.
Dok, what you call "English Whiskey" is in fact Gin, an acquired taste, obviously undiscernable to your uncultured, seditious palette. Try it with Schweppes tonic water instead of that vile Coca Cola stuff you septics call a "mixer". (Hope this helps)
Quote from: Rod Stewart on August 09, 2010, 06:12:07 PM
My mole is fake.
Dear Rod, as a penance for this act of deception, you have to publically admit that your finest work was with The Faces, and apologise wholeheartedly for "Mull of Kintyre".
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 09, 2010, 11:39:33 PM
Quote from: Roaring Biscuit! on August 09, 2010, 11:37:05 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2010, 06:08:15 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 09, 2010, 05:36:26 PM
I confess that I was the one who broke into BadBeast's place and stole all of his whiskey, and replaced it with day old coffee.
Like he'd notice. English whiskey is piss.
we make up for it by drinking scottish whiskey.
Actually, it was BB's Jack Daniels.
Actually Twid, that was actually urine in the Jack Daniels bottle, I hope you didn't drink it. (Not that your coffee addled tastebuds would have been able to taste the difference)
Quote from: Roaring Biscuit! on August 09, 2010, 11:47:50 PM
there is only one appropriate response.
tears.
RB, I refer you to the above response, hope this helps you get over the tears.
Quote from: Eartha-ly Delights on August 10, 2010, 12:24:23 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2010, 06:08:15 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 09, 2010, 05:36:26 PM
I confess that I was the one who broke into BadBeast's place and stole all of his whiskey, and replaced it with day old coffee.
Like he'd notice. English whiskey is piss.
He'd share his whiskey with you. He'd be a bit more upset if you knocked off his speed.
English speed is good.
Like you colonials could tell good amphetamines from a hole in the ground!
Quote from: BadBeast on August 10, 2010, 10:28:16 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 09, 2010, 11:39:33 PM
Quote from: Roaring Biscuit! on August 09, 2010, 11:37:05 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2010, 06:08:15 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 09, 2010, 05:36:26 PM
I confess that I was the one who broke into BadBeast's place and stole all of his whiskey, and replaced it with day old coffee.
Like he'd notice. English whiskey is piss.
we make up for it by drinking scottish whiskey.
Actually, it was BB's Jack Daniels.
Actually Twid, that was actually urine in the Jack Daniels bottle, I hope you didn't drink it. (Not that your coffee addled tastebuds would have been able to taste the difference)
Fortunately I didn't. For me it's Jameson of GTFO (what kind of pseudo-Irishman would I be otherwise?). Besides, I don't drink that Confederate traitor hooch. I gave it to some kid, who paid me $40 for it. I will put this $40 to a worthy cause... my eventual lung cancer. I'll give you $20 as a reward for tricking me, but, joke's on you, it's only 10 quid in Queen's paper.
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 10, 2010, 10:36:22 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 10, 2010, 10:28:16 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 09, 2010, 11:39:33 PM
Quote from: Roaring Biscuit! on August 09, 2010, 11:37:05 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2010, 06:08:15 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 09, 2010, 05:36:26 PM
I confess that I was the one who broke into BadBeast's place and stole all of his whiskey, and replaced it with day old coffee.
Like he'd notice. English whiskey is piss.
we make up for it by drinking scottish whiskey.
Actually, it was BB's Jack Daniels.
Actually Twid, that was actually urine in the Jack Daniels bottle, I hope you didn't drink it. (Not that your coffee addled tastebuds would have been able to taste the difference)
Fortunately I didn't. For me it's Jameson of GTFO (what kind of pseudo-Irishman would I be otherwise?). Besides, I don't drink that Confederate traitor hooch. I gave it to some kid, who paid me $40 for it. I will put this $40 to a worthy cause... my eventual lung cancer. I'll give you $20 as a reward for tricking me, but, joke's on you, it's only 10 quid in Queen's paper.
Fortunately
the kid you sold it to, can shoplift me bottles of Jamesons, for £5 a bottle. But thanks anyway, it's the thought that counts.
Quote from: BadBeast on August 10, 2010, 10:41:14 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 10, 2010, 10:36:22 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 10, 2010, 10:28:16 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 09, 2010, 11:39:33 PM
Quote from: Roaring Biscuit! on August 09, 2010, 11:37:05 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2010, 06:08:15 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 09, 2010, 05:36:26 PM
I confess that I was the one who broke into BadBeast's place and stole all of his whiskey, and replaced it with day old coffee.
Like he'd notice. English whiskey is piss.
we make up for it by drinking scottish whiskey.
Actually, it was BB's Jack Daniels.
Actually Twid, that was actually urine in the Jack Daniels bottle, I hope you didn't drink it. (Not that your coffee addled tastebuds would have been able to taste the difference)
Fortunately I didn't. For me it's Jameson of GTFO (what kind of pseudo-Irishman would I be otherwise?). Besides, I don't drink that Confederate traitor hooch. I gave it to some kid, who paid me $40 for it. I will put this $40 to a worthy cause... my eventual lung cancer. I'll give you $20 as a reward for tricking me, but, joke's on you, it's only 10 quid in Queen's paper.
Fortunately
the kid you sold it to, can shoplift me bottles of Jamesons, for £5 a bottle. But thanks anyway, it's the thought that counts.
Seriously? Fuck, I have to visit England again....
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 10, 2010, 11:22:40 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 10, 2010, 10:41:14 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 10, 2010, 10:36:22 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 10, 2010, 10:28:16 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 09, 2010, 11:39:33 PM
Quote from: Roaring Biscuit! on August 09, 2010, 11:37:05 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2010, 06:08:15 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 09, 2010, 05:36:26 PM
I confess that I was the one who broke into BadBeast's place and stole all of his whiskey, and replaced it with day old coffee.
Like he'd notice. English whiskey is piss.
we make up for it by drinking scottish whiskey.
Actually, it was BB's Jack Daniels.
Actually Twid, that was actually urine in the Jack Daniels bottle, I hope you didn't drink it. (Not that your coffee addled tastebuds would have been able to taste the difference)
Fortunately I didn't. For me it's Jameson of GTFO (what kind of pseudo-Irishman would I be otherwise?). Besides, I don't drink that Confederate traitor hooch. I gave it to some kid, who paid me $40 for it. I will put this $40 to a worthy cause... my eventual lung cancer. I'll give you $20 as a reward for tricking me, but, joke's on you, it's only 10 quid in Queen's paper.
Fortunately
the kid you sold it to, can shoplift me bottles of Jamesons, for £5 a bottle. But thanks anyway, it's the thought that counts.
Seriously? Fuck, I have to visit England again....
Don't you have shoplifters in Canada, or America, or wherever it is?
Quote from: BadBeast on August 10, 2010, 11:25:22 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 10, 2010, 11:22:40 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 10, 2010, 10:41:14 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 10, 2010, 10:36:22 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 10, 2010, 10:28:16 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 09, 2010, 11:39:33 PM
Quote from: Roaring Biscuit! on August 09, 2010, 11:37:05 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2010, 06:08:15 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 09, 2010, 05:36:26 PM
I confess that I was the one who broke into BadBeast's place and stole all of his whiskey, and replaced it with day old coffee.
Like he'd notice. English whiskey is piss.
we make up for it by drinking scottish whiskey.
Actually, it was BB's Jack Daniels.
Actually Twid, that was actually urine in the Jack Daniels bottle, I hope you didn't drink it. (Not that your coffee addled tastebuds would have been able to taste the difference)
Fortunately I didn't. For me it's Jameson of GTFO (what kind of pseudo-Irishman would I be otherwise?). Besides, I don't drink that Confederate traitor hooch. I gave it to some kid, who paid me $40 for it. I will put this $40 to a worthy cause... my eventual lung cancer. I'll give you $20 as a reward for tricking me, but, joke's on you, it's only 10 quid in Queen's paper.
Fortunately
the kid you sold it to, can shoplift me bottles of Jamesons, for £5 a bottle. But thanks anyway, it's the thought that counts.
Seriously? Fuck, I have to visit England again....
Don't you have shoplifters in Canada, or America, or wherever it is?
Yeah, I just don't know any. Boston's not in C-eh-N-eh-D-eh, BTWeh. We're in that place what you sent your unwanted Puritans to. Which is why liquor stores were closed on Sunday and blasphemy against Christianity was technically punishable by a year in prison or $300 fine up until literally a couple of years ago.
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 10, 2010, 11:30:54 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 10, 2010, 11:25:22 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 10, 2010, 11:22:40 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 10, 2010, 10:41:14 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 10, 2010, 10:36:22 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 10, 2010, 10:28:16 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 09, 2010, 11:39:33 PM
Quote from: Roaring Biscuit! on August 09, 2010, 11:37:05 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2010, 06:08:15 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 09, 2010, 05:36:26 PM
I confess that I was the one who broke into BadBeast's place and stole all of his whiskey, and replaced it with day old coffee.
Like he'd notice. English whiskey is piss.
we make up for it by drinking scottish whiskey.
Actually, it was BB's Jack Daniels.
Actually Twid, that was actually urine in the Jack Daniels bottle, I hope you didn't drink it. (Not that your coffee addled tastebuds would have been able to taste the difference)
Fortunately I didn't. For me it's Jameson of GTFO (what kind of pseudo-Irishman would I be otherwise?). Besides, I don't drink that Confederate traitor hooch. I gave it to some kid, who paid me $40 for it. I will put this $40 to a worthy cause... my eventual lung cancer. I'll give you $20 as a reward for tricking me, but, joke's on you, it's only 10 quid in Queen's paper.
Fortunately
the kid you sold it to, can shoplift me bottles of Jamesons, for £5 a bottle. But thanks anyway, it's the thought that counts.
Seriously? Fuck, I have to visit England again....
Don't you have shoplifters in Canada, or America, or wherever it is?
Yeah, I just don't know any. Boston's not in C-eh-N-eh-D-eh, BTWeh. We're in that place what you sent your unwanted Puritans to. Which is why liquor stores were closed on Sunday and blasphemy against Christianity was technically punishable by a year in prison or $300 fine up until literally a couple of years ago.
That's barbaric. (Unlucky) So how come they let people of good Catholic stock settle there?
I confess that I actually watch wrestling
:eek:
and complain for hours about it to myself afterwords
To my defense I chock it up to routines I never shock since the 80's
"Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"
"Errr... oopss.... what the fuck is going on with all these Irish? Should we change poor to Protestant? Oh fuck it's too late. They're everywhere. Hey, 'No Irish need apply!' Fuck, how did they start running everything? Seriously guys we didn't mean it!"
Circa 2010:
"Kid, wats wit all these fackin immigrints comin up heah?"
"Shit dood, thair OK"
"Whatevah... I'm jus sayin, this is fackin little Dublin, Bahstin Mass!"
"Yeah, fackin Red Sahx, kid! Fackin Celtics!"
"Dood fackin keggah dood!"
Yeah. Come around these parts and see how many people, of this Puritan colony, willingly admit to English blood.
Quote from: BadBeast on August 10, 2010, 10:33:01 PM
Quote from: Eartha-ly Delights on August 10, 2010, 12:24:23 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2010, 06:08:15 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 09, 2010, 05:36:26 PM
I confess that I was the one who broke into BadBeast's place and stole all of his whiskey, and replaced it with day old coffee.
Like he'd notice. English whiskey is piss.
He'd share his whiskey with you. He'd be a bit more upset if you knocked off his speed.
English speed is good.
Like you colonials could tell good amphetamines from a hole in the ground!
Listen mate, I've traveled. Just because I was born in a culturally deprived backwater doesn't mean I haven't experienced higher planes of existence. Why do you think Australians have more passports per capita than any other nation? We're all trying to get the fuck out and see some actual civilisation!!
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on August 11, 2010, 12:00:06 AM
I confess that I actually watch wrestling
:eek:
and complain for hours about it to myself afterwords
Penance? To complain for hours about it to yourself afterwards. I see it is all in hand.
Quote from: Eartha-ly Delights on August 11, 2010, 12:58:28 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 10, 2010, 10:33:01 PM
Quote from: Eartha-ly Delights on August 10, 2010, 12:24:23 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2010, 06:08:15 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 09, 2010, 05:36:26 PM
I confess that I was the one who broke into BadBeast's place and stole all of his whiskey, and replaced it with day old coffee.
Like he'd notice. English whiskey is piss.
He'd share his whiskey with you. He'd be a bit more upset if you knocked off his speed.
English speed is good.
Like you colonials could tell good amphetamines from a hole in the ground!
Listen mate, I've traveled. Just because I was born in a culturally deprived backwater doesn't mean I haven't experienced higher planes of existence. Why do you think Australians have more passports per capita than any other nation? We're all trying to get the fuck out and see some actual civilisation!!
And yet you all return, like a dog to it's own vomit.
Confession:
This is going to be me in 10 years. (http://www.bofunk.com/video/10111/bald_tattooed_homeless_guy_sings_like_angel.html)
Quote from: BadBeast on August 11, 2010, 01:04:06 AM
Quote from: Eartha-ly Delights on August 11, 2010, 12:58:28 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 10, 2010, 10:33:01 PM
Quote from: Eartha-ly Delights on August 10, 2010, 12:24:23 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2010, 06:08:15 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 09, 2010, 05:36:26 PM
I confess that I was the one who broke into BadBeast's place and stole all of his whiskey, and replaced it with day old coffee.
Like he'd notice. English whiskey is piss.
He'd share his whiskey with you. He'd be a bit more upset if you knocked off his speed.
English speed is good.
Like you colonials could tell good amphetamines from a hole in the ground!
Listen mate, I've traveled. Just because I was born in a culturally deprived backwater doesn't mean I haven't experienced higher planes of existence. Why do you think Australians have more passports per capita than any other nation? We're all trying to get the fuck out and see some actual civilisation!!
And yet you all return, like a dog to it's own vomit.
Yeah...we spend a year hacking our lungs up in your shitty air quality and appalling weather and have to come home for a while to stock up on sunlight and oxygen. Then we take a deep breath and venture forth again.
Oh and re: the dog's vomit description of my native land.......so you've visited then? That's nice for you.
Did you experience fresh fruit while you were here?
Quote from: Eartha-ly Delights on August 11, 2010, 01:13:24 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 11, 2010, 01:04:06 AM
Quote from: Eartha-ly Delights on August 11, 2010, 12:58:28 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 10, 2010, 10:33:01 PM
Quote from: Eartha-ly Delights on August 10, 2010, 12:24:23 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2010, 06:08:15 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 09, 2010, 05:36:26 PM
I confess that I was the one who broke into BadBeast's place and stole all of his whiskey, and replaced it with day old coffee.
Like he'd notice. English whiskey is piss.
He'd share his whiskey with you. He'd be a bit more upset if you knocked off his speed.
English speed is good.
Like you colonials could tell good amphetamines from a hole in the ground!
Listen mate, I've traveled. Just because I was born in a culturally deprived backwater doesn't mean I haven't experienced higher planes of existence. Why do you think Australians have more passports per capita than any other nation? We're all trying to get the fuck out and see some actual civilisation!!
And yet you all return, like a dog to it's own vomit.
Yeah...we spend a year hacking our lungs up in your shitty air quality and appalling weather and have to come home for a while to stock up on sunlight and oxygen. Then we take a deep breath and venture forth again.
Oh and re: the dog's vomit description of my native land.......so you've visited then? That's nice for you.
Did you experience fresh fruit while you were here?
yeah, but we swapped it for rotting vegetables.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UW8UlY8eXCk
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on August 11, 2010, 01:12:48 AM
Confession:
This is going to be me in 10 years. (http://www.bofunk.com/video/10111/bald_tattooed_homeless_guy_sings_like_angel.html)
Great vid, but it belongs in the "predictions" thread, not the confessions one. Any more thread abuse like this, and I'll give you a proper penance.
BB- No response to Boston repeatedly ridding you of your Puritan/Irish/other garbage?
For shame....
Twid,
Part of that trash heap
Quote from: BadBeast on August 11, 2010, 01:18:05 AM
Quote from: Eartha-ly Delights on August 11, 2010, 01:13:24 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 11, 2010, 01:04:06 AM
Quote from: Eartha-ly Delights on August 11, 2010, 12:58:28 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 10, 2010, 10:33:01 PM
Quote from: Eartha-ly Delights on August 10, 2010, 12:24:23 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2010, 06:08:15 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 09, 2010, 05:36:26 PM
I confess that I was the one who broke into BadBeast's place and stole all of his whiskey, and replaced it with day old coffee.
Like he'd notice. English whiskey is piss.
He'd share his whiskey with you. He'd be a bit more upset if you knocked off his speed.
English speed is good.
Like you colonials could tell good amphetamines from a hole in the ground!
Listen mate, I've traveled. Just because I was born in a culturally deprived backwater doesn't mean I haven't experienced higher planes of existence. Why do you think Australians have more passports per capita than any other nation? We're all trying to get the fuck out and see some actual civilisation!!
And yet you all return, like a dog to it's own vomit.
Yeah...we spend a year hacking our lungs up in your shitty air quality and appalling weather and have to come home for a while to stock up on sunlight and oxygen. Then we take a deep breath and venture forth again.
Oh and re: the dog's vomit description of my native land.......so you've visited then? That's nice for you.
Did you experience fresh fruit while you were here?
yeah, but we swapped it for rotting vegetables.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UW8UlY8eXCk
You two should probably get a room.
Quote from: Cain on August 11, 2010, 01:28:30 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 11, 2010, 01:18:05 AM
Quote from: Eartha-ly Delights on August 11, 2010, 01:13:24 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 11, 2010, 01:04:06 AM
Quote from: Eartha-ly Delights on August 11, 2010, 12:58:28 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 10, 2010, 10:33:01 PM
Quote from: Eartha-ly Delights on August 10, 2010, 12:24:23 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2010, 06:08:15 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 09, 2010, 05:36:26 PM
I confess that I was the one who broke into BadBeast's place and stole all of his whiskey, and replaced it with day old coffee.
Like he'd notice. English whiskey is piss.
He'd share his whiskey with you. He'd be a bit more upset if you knocked off his speed.
English speed is good.
Like you colonials could tell good amphetamines from a hole in the ground!
Listen mate, I've traveled. Just because I was born in a culturally deprived backwater doesn't mean I haven't experienced higher planes of existence. Why do you think Australians have more passports per capita than any other nation? We're all trying to get the fuck out and see some actual civilisation!!
And yet you all return, like a dog to it's own vomit.
Yeah...we spend a year hacking our lungs up in your shitty air quality and appalling weather and have to come home for a while to stock up on sunlight and oxygen. Then we take a deep breath and venture forth again.
Oh and re: the dog's vomit description of my native land.......so you've visited then? That's nice for you.
Did you experience fresh fruit while you were here?
yeah, but we swapped it for rotting vegetables.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UW8UlY8eXCk
You two should probably get a room.
SHE'S MY STALKER, DAMMIT!
Quote from: BadBeast on August 11, 2010, 01:21:10 AM
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on August 11, 2010, 01:12:48 AM
Confession:
This is going to be me in 10 years. (http://www.bofunk.com/video/10111/bald_tattooed_homeless_guy_sings_like_angel.html)
Great vid, but it belongs in the "predictions" thread, not the confessions one. Any more thread abuse like this, and I'll give you a proper penance.
Confession:
I don't know where this predictions thread is located.
Quote from: Cain on August 11, 2010, 01:28:30 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 11, 2010, 01:18:05 AM
Quote from: Eartha-ly Delights on August 11, 2010, 01:13:24 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 11, 2010, 01:04:06 AM
Quote from: Eartha-ly Delights on August 11, 2010, 12:58:28 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 10, 2010, 10:33:01 PM
Quote from: Eartha-ly Delights on August 10, 2010, 12:24:23 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2010, 06:08:15 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 09, 2010, 05:36:26 PM
I confess that I was the one who broke into BadBeast's place and stole all of his whiskey, and replaced it with day old coffee.
Like he'd notice. English whiskey is piss.
He'd share his whiskey with you. He'd be a bit more upset if you knocked off his speed.
English speed is good.
Like you colonials could tell good amphetamines from a hole in the ground!
Listen mate, I've traveled. Just because I was born in a culturally deprived backwater doesn't mean I haven't experienced higher planes of existence. Why do you think Australians have more passports per capita than any other nation? We're all trying to get the fuck out and see some actual civilisation!!
And yet you all return, like a dog to it's own vomit.
Yeah...we spend a year hacking our lungs up in your shitty air quality and appalling weather and have to come home for a while to stock up on sunlight and oxygen. Then we take a deep breath and venture forth again.
Oh and re: the dog's vomit description of my native land.......so you've visited then? That's nice for you.
Did you experience fresh fruit while you were here?
yeah, but we swapped it for rotting vegetables.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UW8UlY8eXCk
You two should probably get a room.
That's been said before. We are old friends.
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on August 11, 2010, 01:32:14 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 11, 2010, 01:21:10 AM
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on August 11, 2010, 01:12:48 AM
Confession:
This is going to be me in 10 years. (http://www.bofunk.com/video/10111/bald_tattooed_homeless_guy_sings_like_angel.html)
Great vid, but it belongs in the "predictions" thread, not the confessions one. Any more thread abuse like this, and I'll give you a proper penance.
Confession:
I don't know where this predictions thread is located.
Confession. I don't know either.
Quote from: BadBeast on August 11, 2010, 01:35:01 AM
Quote from: Cain on August 11, 2010, 01:28:30 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 11, 2010, 01:18:05 AM
Quote from: Eartha-ly Delights on August 11, 2010, 01:13:24 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 11, 2010, 01:04:06 AM
Quote from: Eartha-ly Delights on August 11, 2010, 12:58:28 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 10, 2010, 10:33:01 PM
Quote from: Eartha-ly Delights on August 10, 2010, 12:24:23 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2010, 06:08:15 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 09, 2010, 05:36:26 PM
I confess that I was the one who broke into BadBeast's place and stole all of his whiskey, and replaced it with day old coffee.
Like he'd notice. English whiskey is piss.
He'd share his whiskey with you. He'd be a bit more upset if you knocked off his speed.
English speed is good.
Like you colonials could tell good amphetamines from a hole in the ground!
Listen mate, I've traveled. Just because I was born in a culturally deprived backwater doesn't mean I haven't experienced higher planes of existence. Why do you think Australians have more passports per capita than any other nation? We're all trying to get the fuck out and see some actual civilisation!!
And yet you all return, like a dog to it's own vomit.
Yeah...we spend a year hacking our lungs up in your shitty air quality and appalling weather and have to come home for a while to stock up on sunlight and oxygen. Then we take a deep breath and venture forth again.
Oh and re: the dog's vomit description of my native land.......so you've visited then? That's nice for you.
Did you experience fresh fruit while you were here?
yeah, but we swapped it for rotting vegetables.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UW8UlY8eXCk
You two should probably get a room.
That's been said before. We are old friends.
And we've never bothered with a room...how pedestrian.
Quote from: Charley Brown on August 11, 2010, 01:31:04 AM
Quote from: Cain on August 11, 2010, 01:28:30 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 11, 2010, 01:18:05 AM
Quote from: Eartha-ly Delights on August 11, 2010, 01:13:24 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 11, 2010, 01:04:06 AM
Quote from: Eartha-ly Delights on August 11, 2010, 12:58:28 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 10, 2010, 10:33:01 PM
Quote from: Eartha-ly Delights on August 10, 2010, 12:24:23 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2010, 06:08:15 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 09, 2010, 05:36:26 PM
I confess that I was the one who broke into BadBeast's place and stole all of his whiskey, and replaced it with day old coffee.
Like he'd notice. English whiskey is piss.
He'd share his whiskey with you. He'd be a bit more upset if you knocked off his speed.
English speed is good.
Like you colonials could tell good amphetamines from a hole in the ground!
Listen mate, I've traveled. Just because I was born in a culturally deprived backwater doesn't mean I haven't experienced higher planes of existence. Why do you think Australians have more passports per capita than any other nation? We're all trying to get the fuck out and see some actual civilisation!!
And yet you all return, like a dog to it's own vomit.
Yeah...we spend a year hacking our lungs up in your shitty air quality and appalling weather and have to come home for a while to stock up on sunlight and oxygen. Then we take a deep breath and venture forth again.
Oh and re: the dog's vomit description of my native land.......so you've visited then? That's nice for you.
Did you experience fresh fruit while you were here?
yeah, but we swapped it for rotting vegetables.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UW8UlY8eXCk
You two should probably get a room.
SHE'S MY STALKER, DAMMIT!
I confess he will never mean to me what you do Charley. He's just a bit of fluff. You know..the English. They are terribly amusing (though with a nasty tendency to look like ferrets)
Quote from: Eartha-ly Delights on August 11, 2010, 01:47:15 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on August 11, 2010, 01:31:04 AM
Quote from: Cain on August 11, 2010, 01:28:30 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 11, 2010, 01:18:05 AM
Quote from: Eartha-ly Delights on August 11, 2010, 01:13:24 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 11, 2010, 01:04:06 AM
Quote from: Eartha-ly Delights on August 11, 2010, 12:58:28 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 10, 2010, 10:33:01 PM
Quote from: Eartha-ly Delights on August 10, 2010, 12:24:23 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2010, 06:08:15 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 09, 2010, 05:36:26 PM
I confess that I was the one who broke into BadBeast's place and stole all of his whiskey, and replaced it with day old coffee.
Like he'd notice. English whiskey is piss.
He'd share his whiskey with you. He'd be a bit more upset if you knocked off his speed.
English speed is good.
Like you colonials could tell good amphetamines from a hole in the ground!
Listen mate, I've traveled. Just because I was born in a culturally deprived backwater doesn't mean I haven't experienced higher planes of existence. Why do you think Australians have more passports per capita than any other nation? We're all trying to get the fuck out and see some actual civilisation!!
And yet you all return, like a dog to it's own vomit.
Yeah...we spend a year hacking our lungs up in your shitty air quality and appalling weather and have to come home for a while to stock up on sunlight and oxygen. Then we take a deep breath and venture forth again.
Oh and re: the dog's vomit description of my native land.......so you've visited then? That's nice for you.
Did you experience fresh fruit while you were here?
yeah, but we swapped it for rotting vegetables.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UW8UlY8eXCk
You two should probably get a room.
SHE'S MY STALKER, DAMMIT!
I confess he will never mean to me what you do Charley. He's just a bit of fluff. (you know..the English. They are terribly amusing (though with a nasty tendency to look like ferrets)
Well, I certainly feel better! :lulz:
Quote from: Charley Brown on August 11, 2010, 01:48:52 AM
Quote from: Eartha-ly Delights on August 11, 2010, 01:47:15 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on August 11, 2010, 01:31:04 AM
Quote from: Cain on August 11, 2010, 01:28:30 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 11, 2010, 01:18:05 AM
Quote from: Eartha-ly Delights on August 11, 2010, 01:13:24 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 11, 2010, 01:04:06 AM
Quote from: Eartha-ly Delights on August 11, 2010, 12:58:28 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 10, 2010, 10:33:01 PM
Quote from: Eartha-ly Delights on August 10, 2010, 12:24:23 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2010, 06:08:15 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 09, 2010, 05:36:26 PM
I confess that I was the one who broke into BadBeast's place and stole all of his whiskey, and replaced it with day old coffee.
Like he'd notice. English whiskey is piss.
He'd share his whiskey with you. He'd be a bit more upset if you knocked off his speed.
English speed is good.
Like you colonials could tell good amphetamines from a hole in the ground!
Listen mate, I've traveled. Just because I was born in a culturally deprived backwater doesn't mean I haven't experienced higher planes of existence. Why do you think Australians have more passports per capita than any other nation? We're all trying to get the fuck out and see some actual civilisation!!
And yet you all return, like a dog to it's own vomit.
Yeah...we spend a year hacking our lungs up in your shitty air quality and appalling weather and have to come home for a while to stock up on sunlight and oxygen. Then we take a deep breath and venture forth again.
Oh and re: the dog's vomit description of my native land.......so you've visited then? That's nice for you.
Did you experience fresh fruit while you were here?
yeah, but we swapped it for rotting vegetables.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UW8UlY8eXCk
You two should probably get a room.
SHE'S MY STALKER, DAMMIT!
I confess he will never mean to me what you do Charley. He's just a bit of fluff. (you know..the English. They are terribly amusing (though with a nasty tendency to look like ferrets)
Well, I certainly feel better! :lulz:
Yeah, Eartha's great. (Fickle as fuck though)