Confession Time, (Or diggin' the dirt)

[Eartha-ly Delights]

I confess that I was the one who broke into BadBeast's place and stole all of his whiskey, and replaced it with day old coffee.

Like he'd notice.  English whiskey is piss.

He'd share his whiskey with you. He'd be a bit more upset if you knocked off his speed.
English speed is good.

Like you colonials could tell good amphetamines from a hole in the ground!

Listen mate, I've traveled.  Just because I was born in a culturally deprived backwater doesn't mean I haven't experienced higher planes of existence. Why do you think Australians have more passports per capita than any other nation? We're all trying to get the fuck out and see some actual civilisation!!

And yet you all return, like a dog to it's own vomit.

Yeah...we spend a year hacking our lungs up in your shitty air quality and appalling weather and have to come home for a while to stock up on sunlight and oxygen. Then we take a deep breath and venture forth again.
Oh and re: the dog's vomit description of my native land.......so you've visited  then? That's nice for you.

Did you experience fresh fruit while you were here?

yeah, but we swapped it for rotting vegetables.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UW8UlY8eXCk

You two should probably get a room.

That's been said before. We are old friends.

And we've never bothered with a room...how pedestrian.

[Eartha-ly Delights]

I confess that I was the one who broke into BadBeast's place and stole all of his whiskey, and replaced it with day old coffee.

Like he'd notice.  English whiskey is piss.

He'd share his whiskey with you. He'd be a bit more upset if you knocked off his speed.
English speed is good.

Like you colonials could tell good amphetamines from a hole in the ground!

Listen mate, I've traveled.  Just because I was born in a culturally deprived backwater doesn't mean I haven't experienced higher planes of existence. Why do you think Australians have more passports per capita than any other nation? We're all trying to get the fuck out and see some actual civilisation!!

And yet you all return, like a dog to it's own vomit.

Yeah...we spend a year hacking our lungs up in your shitty air quality and appalling weather and have to come home for a while to stock up on sunlight and oxygen. Then we take a deep breath and venture forth again.
Oh and re: the dog's vomit description of my native land.......so you've visited  then? That's nice for you.

Did you experience fresh fruit while you were here?

yeah, but we swapped it for rotting vegetables.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UW8UlY8eXCk

You two should probably get a room.

SHE'S MY STALKER, DAMMIT!

I confess he will never mean to me what you do Charley. He's just a bit of fluff. You know..the English. They are terribly amusing (though with a nasty tendency to look like ferrets)

[Adios]

I confess that I was the one who broke into BadBeast's place and stole all of his whiskey, and replaced it with day old coffee.

Like he'd notice.  English whiskey is piss.

He'd share his whiskey with you. He'd be a bit more upset if you knocked off his speed.
English speed is good.

Like you colonials could tell good amphetamines from a hole in the ground!

Listen mate, I've traveled.  Just because I was born in a culturally deprived backwater doesn't mean I haven't experienced higher planes of existence. Why do you think Australians have more passports per capita than any other nation? We're all trying to get the fuck out and see some actual civilisation!!

And yet you all return, like a dog to it's own vomit.

Yeah...we spend a year hacking our lungs up in your shitty air quality and appalling weather and have to come home for a while to stock up on sunlight and oxygen. Then we take a deep breath and venture forth again.
Oh and re: the dog's vomit description of my native land.......so you've visited  then? That's nice for you.

Did you experience fresh fruit while you were here?

yeah, but we swapped it for rotting vegetables.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UW8UlY8eXCk

You two should probably get a room.

SHE'S MY STALKER, DAMMIT!

I confess he will never mean to me what you do Charley. He's just a bit of fluff. (you know..the English. They are terribly amusing (though with a nasty tendency to look like ferrets)

Well, I certainly feel better! 

[BadBeast]

I confess that I was the one who broke into BadBeast's place and stole all of his whiskey, and replaced it with day old coffee.

Like he'd notice.  English whiskey is piss.

He'd share his whiskey with you. He'd be a bit more upset if you knocked off his speed.
English speed is good.

Like you colonials could tell good amphetamines from a hole in the ground!

Listen mate, I've traveled.  Just because I was born in a culturally deprived backwater doesn't mean I haven't experienced higher planes of existence. Why do you think Australians have more passports per capita than any other nation? We're all trying to get the fuck out and see some actual civilisation!!

And yet you all return, like a dog to it's own vomit.

Yeah...we spend a year hacking our lungs up in your shitty air quality and appalling weather and have to come home for a while to stock up on sunlight and oxygen. Then we take a deep breath and venture forth again.
Oh and re: the dog's vomit description of my native land.......so you've visited  then? That's nice for you.

Did you experience fresh fruit while you were here?

yeah, but we swapped it for rotting vegetables.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UW8UlY8eXCk

You two should probably get a room.

SHE'S MY STALKER, DAMMIT!

I confess he will never mean to me what you do Charley. He's just a bit of fluff. (you know..the English. They are terribly amusing (though with a nasty tendency to look like ferrets)

Well, I certainly feel better! 

Yeah, Eartha's great. (Fickle as fuck though)