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Principia Discordia => Principia Discussion => Topic started by: Cramulus on August 30, 2010, 06:16:16 PM

Title: Holy Names
Post by: Cramulus on August 30, 2010, 06:16:16 PM
Do you have a holy name? Do you have ten holy names? This thread is the lost and found for holy discordian names. If any of the names ITT divinely inspire you, feel free to grab them.



Reverend Mung Donkey

President Abraham Sadist

Pope Toasters On Fire Shit Shit Shit




there's also a pretty good holy name generator here: http://www.23ae.com/format/holyname.html
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: tjg92 on August 31, 2010, 05:51:53 AM
I'm so discordian, I don't even have a holy name.
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 31, 2010, 06:16:57 AM
My holy name is Fred St. Pete.
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: Ob_Portu on August 31, 2010, 11:47:17 AM
Manny the Toad Of Saint Elmos Fire
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: Richter on August 31, 2010, 03:28:08 PM
Pope Bragg

Hork Barf Spit
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: Cramulus on August 31, 2010, 03:58:09 PM
Jesus Internet Christ

Prince Dinosaur Mongler

Lord Lady

Ford Pinto

Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: Don Coyote on August 31, 2010, 07:45:50 PM
FUALL


Cardinal Eggo-dha Uborakrugoth
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: Cramulus on August 31, 2010, 07:55:06 PM
Senator Turkey Slam

Frank the Arch-Bonobo

Bonsai Happy Trail

St. Fiasco

Baron Space Debacle

Vice Testicle Howard

Howard "the Testicle Vice" Howard

Colonel Giant Bats
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on August 31, 2010, 11:52:27 PM
Lord Scroteus the Lower
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on September 01, 2010, 12:02:27 AM
Horsesampler Fat

Sir Thunderbowel of the Lost Vibrators

Notax the Prattlemaster


Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on September 01, 2010, 12:10:16 AM
Cogressman Harry Driveshaft

Assistant Director Tray Hogwater
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: Cramulus on September 01, 2010, 05:01:34 AM
Buttlike Friar
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on September 01, 2010, 05:17:33 AM
Flabgrab the Wiser
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: Stelpa on September 01, 2010, 05:20:04 AM
I will get a holyname when... ummm... when I pass THE GREAT RITE*


*note: great rite constitutes of taking 5 minutes to make a name up. truly it must be the hardest challenge of all time  :eek:
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: themenniss on September 01, 2010, 10:01:52 AM
Reverend Bedroom Refugee
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: BabylonHoruv on September 01, 2010, 10:15:15 AM
Infectious projectile faecalator.
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on September 06, 2010, 01:04:36 PM
Eleventh Degree Turd Conservator

Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: the other anonymous on September 06, 2010, 06:08:54 PM
Miscreant Box Slug
Reverend Stained Anacrostic
Keeper Tawdry Bond
Judge Ugsome Grandiloquent
Lieutenant Trim Hullabaloo

http://www.23ae.com/format/holyname.html

In this day of surveillance, archiving, Facebook/Google making private data public, and target marketing, can any of us afford to keep a name for longer than a single conversation/post?

We need more than just name generators. We need identity generators!
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: Payne on September 06, 2010, 06:14:18 PM
This entire thread is blasphemy and you're all going to hellTM.
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: the other anonymous on September 06, 2010, 07:07:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 06, 2010, 06:14:18 PM
This entire thread is blasphemy and you're all going to hellTM.

Yes, but we'll get there at a leisurely random stroll.

-toa,
wrong threading
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 09, 2010, 08:19:48 PM
The Galactic Poo....so far is my only one.

I'll get back to you on that.
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: Jasper on September 09, 2010, 09:50:28 PM
Pull Start Enema Wasteland

Keeper of the Trigonometry

Noticer of the Obvious
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: Brotep on September 09, 2010, 10:58:11 PM
Chief Stroganoff
Minister Walking
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: Epimetheus on September 21, 2010, 07:43:17 AM
I don't have one, really. I'd like one but it's gotta be good.
Meanwhile, I'm happy with the title Roger gave me.






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Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: Stelpa on September 22, 2010, 01:38:23 PM
The only name I have ever used so far other than nekk is "Reverend Revnerd". Oh, and "Generic_Alter_Ego", but that guy is a douche.
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: dontblameyoko on September 22, 2010, 06:38:33 PM
In this article: http://www.witchvox.com/va/dt_va.html?a=ustx&c=words&id=10163
this guy refers to his ex as "St. HotSex"
which i thought could be a Discordian holy name.
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: Jimmy Chitwood on October 22, 2010, 08:25:43 PM
I think I need one of these but I have thinker's block or something and I got nothing good. The first person to reply can give me my holy name if anyone is out there.
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 22, 2010, 08:27:08 PM
Quote from: Jimmy Chitwood on October 22, 2010, 08:25:43 PM
I think I need one of these but I have thinker's block or something and I got nothing good. The first person to reply can give me my holy name if anyone is out there.

Festering Termite of Unwholesome Desire.
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: Jimmy Chitwood on October 22, 2010, 08:34:00 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 22, 2010, 08:27:08 PM
Quote from: Jimmy Chitwood on October 22, 2010, 08:25:43 PM
I think I need one of these but I have thinker's block or something and I got nothing good. The first person to reply can give me my holy name if anyone is out there.

Festering Termite of Unwholesome Desire.

hahaha wow. Thank you Doktor Howl? And so it is written... :D
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: Ob_Portu on October 27, 2010, 07:48:54 AM
Doctor howl..GiVE UP THE SEX!
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: Hanni on October 27, 2010, 02:34:31 PM
Been trying to think up a holy name for a while now... and not getting anywhere- I'm hoping it'll hit me in a moment of inspiration
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 27, 2010, 03:24:19 PM
Quote from: Ob_Portu on October 27, 2010, 07:48:54 AM
Doctor howl..GiVE UP THE SEX!

Turbo-Boosted Wrongsex™ Junkie
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 27, 2010, 03:26:42 PM
Quote from: Hanni on October 27, 2010, 02:34:31 PM
Been trying to think up a holy name for a while now... and not getting anywhere- I'm hoping it'll hit me in a moment of inspiration

You don't think up your own Holy Name™.  There are procedures.

You are:  Spiked Tentacle of Sacred Intrusion.
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: Ob_Portu on October 27, 2010, 03:46:45 PM
I'll inspire you!
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 27, 2010, 04:51:21 PM
Quote from: Ob_Portu on October 27, 2010, 03:46:45 PM
I'll inspire you!

You didn't add your holy name.

Goes in "personal text" in your profile.
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: Hanni on October 27, 2010, 05:03:30 PM
There we go, decision made :)
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: Ob_Portu on October 27, 2010, 05:26:41 PM
Known is well.
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 27, 2010, 05:42:06 PM
Quote from: Ob_Portu on October 27, 2010, 05:26:41 PM
Known is well.

Well, sorry I wasted my time on you.

I won't make that mistake again.
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: Ob_Portu on October 27, 2010, 05:49:27 PM
I'm still working on birthing one.
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 27, 2010, 05:52:14 PM
Quote from: Ob_Portu on October 27, 2010, 05:49:27 PM
I'm still working on birthing one.

1.  Then why'd you ask for one?

2.  You aren't supposed to give yourself one.  It's a cooperative thing.

However, judging from the quality (and I use that term loosely) of your other posts, I can see that I'm wasting my time trying to explain the concept to an aspie.

Good day.  Kindly don't bother responding to this, or any other of my posts or threads.

Thanks in advance.
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: Cramulus on October 27, 2010, 07:17:57 PM
Runaway Ape Scheme

Living Turnip Assassin

The Ghost of I-95

Professor Slide Missing

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance

Ass Viper

Bishop Robotic Archduke
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: Cramulus on October 27, 2010, 07:29:37 PM
Jizz Dang Alchemists

Pastry Shop Trollop With Reversible

Nostalgic Implant

When Sentence Fragments

Indescribable Lummox

Party Groper

Urban Sub-Jangler

Roundhouse Sidekick

Pug Plug Pug

Medicinal Be-Bop Yodeler

Sequin Sequel Sequence

Senescent Mystery Poop Doodler
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 27, 2010, 07:50:44 PM
It occurs to me that I'm in the wrong thread.   :oops: :lulz:
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: Cramulus on October 27, 2010, 07:53:24 PM
 :lulz: its all good
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: Richter on October 27, 2010, 08:36:57 PM
Dub Stub

The Boston Wang - ler

El Bang

St. Green Room

Ballhammer

Jody-man

Sensei Poultry
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: Jimmy Chitwood on October 28, 2010, 07:06:16 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 22, 2010, 08:27:08 PM
Quote from: Jimmy Chitwood on October 22, 2010, 08:25:43 PM
I think I need one of these but I have thinker's block or something and I got nothing good. The first person to reply can give me my holy name if anyone is out there.

Festering Termite of Unwholesome Desire.

Hi yes can I exchange this? When I got it home I realized it didn't fit right. It still has the tags and everything store credit will be fine.
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 28, 2010, 07:38:20 PM
Quote from: Jimmy Chitwood on October 28, 2010, 07:06:16 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 22, 2010, 08:27:08 PM
Quote from: Jimmy Chitwood on October 22, 2010, 08:25:43 PM
I think I need one of these but I have thinker's block or something and I got nothing good. The first person to reply can give me my holy name if anyone is out there.

Festering Termite of Unwholesome Desire.

Hi yes can I exchange this? When I got it home I realized it didn't fit right. It still has the tags and everything store credit will be fine.

Petrochemical Horrorbag

Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on October 28, 2010, 07:41:51 PM
Quote from: Jimmy Chitwood on October 28, 2010, 07:06:16 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 22, 2010, 08:27:08 PM
Quote from: Jimmy Chitwood on October 22, 2010, 08:25:43 PM
I think I need one of these but I have thinker's block or something and I got nothing good. The first person to reply can give me my holy name if anyone is out there.

Festering Termite of Unwholesome Desire.

Hi yes can I exchange this? When I got it home I realized it didn't fit right. It still has the tags and everything store credit will be fine.

Ingrate. That's a good one.
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 28, 2010, 07:47:06 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 28, 2010, 07:41:51 PM
Quote from: Jimmy Chitwood on October 28, 2010, 07:06:16 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 22, 2010, 08:27:08 PM
Quote from: Jimmy Chitwood on October 22, 2010, 08:25:43 PM
I think I need one of these but I have thinker's block or something and I got nothing good. The first person to reply can give me my holy name if anyone is out there.

Festering Termite of Unwholesome Desire.

Hi yes can I exchange this? When I got it home I realized it didn't fit right. It still has the tags and everything store credit will be fine.

Ingrate. That's a good one.

HEY!

Have you even read the user manual on this thing?
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: Jimmy Chitwood on October 28, 2010, 07:48:40 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 28, 2010, 07:38:20 PM
Quote from: Jimmy Chitwood on October 28, 2010, 07:06:16 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 22, 2010, 08:27:08 PM
Quote from: Jimmy Chitwood on October 22, 2010, 08:25:43 PM
I think I need one of these but I have thinker's block or something and I got nothing good. The first person to reply can give me my holy name if anyone is out there.

Festering Termite of Unwholesome Desire.

Hi yes can I exchange this? When I got it home I realized it didn't fit right. It still has the tags and everything store credit will be fine.

Petrochemical Horrorbag


Does it fit me right? Does it make my butt look too big?
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on October 28, 2010, 07:49:09 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 28, 2010, 07:47:06 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 28, 2010, 07:41:51 PM
Quote from: Jimmy Chitwood on October 28, 2010, 07:06:16 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 22, 2010, 08:27:08 PM
Quote from: Jimmy Chitwood on October 22, 2010, 08:25:43 PM
I think I need one of these but I have thinker's block or something and I got nothing good. The first person to reply can give me my holy name if anyone is out there.

Festering Termite of Unwholesome Desire.

Hi yes can I exchange this? When I got it home I realized it didn't fit right. It still has the tags and everything store credit will be fine.

Ingrate. That's a good one.

HEY!

Have you even read the user manual on this thing?

No, that's what customer service is for.
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: LMNO on October 28, 2010, 07:51:46 PM
Quote from: Jimmy Chitwood on October 28, 2010, 07:48:40 PM
Does it fit me right? Does it make my butt look too big?

Yes.


And... yes.
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: Jimmy Chitwood on October 28, 2010, 07:54:51 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on October 28, 2010, 07:51:46 PM
Quote from: Jimmy Chitwood on October 28, 2010, 07:48:40 PM
Does it fit me right? Does it make my butt look too big?

Yes.


And... yes.

Hmmmm well it's 25% off.... I'll take it!
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 28, 2010, 09:16:51 PM
Quote from: Jimmy Chitwood on October 28, 2010, 07:54:51 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on October 28, 2010, 07:51:46 PM
Quote from: Jimmy Chitwood on October 28, 2010, 07:48:40 PM
Does it fit me right? Does it make my butt look too big?

Yes.


And... yes.

Hmmmm well it's 25% off.... I'll take it!

That stopped being optional an hour ago.

Welcome to Discordia.
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: Payne on October 28, 2010, 09:43:08 PM
What the hell is this? A BREAK AWAY SECT?
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 28, 2010, 10:03:28 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on October 28, 2010, 09:43:08 PM
What the hell is this? A BREAK AWAY SECT?

You know what THAT means...

:jihaad:
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: Payne on October 28, 2010, 11:59:18 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 28, 2010, 10:03:28 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on October 28, 2010, 09:43:08 PM
What the hell is this? A BREAK AWAY SECT?

You know what THAT means...

:jihaad:

(http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/Smileys/default/jihaad.gif)!!!
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 29, 2010, 12:32:35 AM
WE WILL SMITE THE HERETIC CRAMULUNK!
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: Cramulus on October 29, 2010, 05:16:29 PM
wtf is a breakbeat?
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 29, 2010, 05:23:44 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on October 29, 2010, 05:16:29 PM
wtf is a breakbeat?

It's what happens when you get careless with a backbeat.
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: the last yatto on October 29, 2010, 09:32:25 PM
Vice President Edward Cockroach SR
:lulz:
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: geekdad on November 17, 2010, 11:36:13 AM
Knight Templar Geek of Dad

Popes are too full of themselves, also shit.

Councilmember of the Five Eyes

Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: the last yatto on November 17, 2010, 12:17:14 PM
And then...
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: Remington on November 19, 2010, 07:14:59 PM
http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=44070.0 (http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=44070.0)
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on November 19, 2010, 07:18:32 PM
"Cardinal Pizza Deliverance"

Sheer genius. :D
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 19, 2010, 07:29:56 PM
Quote from: Remington on November 19, 2010, 07:14:59 PM
http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=44070.0 (http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=44070.0)

Those guys are a pack of humorless pricks.
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: Remington on November 19, 2010, 07:38:51 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 19, 2010, 07:29:56 PM
Quote from: Remington on November 19, 2010, 07:14:59 PM
http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=44070.0 (http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=44070.0)

Those guys are a pack of humorless pricks.
I know. "Jenkem Quality Control Officer" was such a good name.
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: Seth Gazpacho on November 28, 2010, 03:02:33 PM
"Pope Schouvette IV"

"Magus Hannibal Pussyfoot"

"Rascist Chainsaw the Omnipotent"

"A Burnt Cigarette Butt"

"Tapioca"

"Pee"

"Grass"

"A Purple String"

etc.

I've never taken a holyname. Helps to choose ploxtnxbai
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: Cramulus on November 28, 2010, 04:30:53 PM
Quote from: ruxeg on November 28, 2010, 03:02:33 PM
"Pope Schouvette IV"

"Magus Hannibal Pussyfoot"

"Rascist Chainsaw the Omnipotent"

"A Burnt Cigarette Butt"

"Tapioca"

"Pee"

"Grass"

"A Purple String"

etc.

I've never taken a holyname. Helps to choose ploxtnxbai


Roger is awesome at coming up with these things. His holynames have a very particular fierce and hilarious style. If you're stuck, I suggest asking him, though he may send you on a quest.

My suggestion:
Magus Tapioca Pee Grass

Your symbol is a sprinkler spraying pee

Your element is setting orange

Your number is 3

Your face is acceptable
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: Seth Gazpacho on November 28, 2010, 05:03:09 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 28, 2010, 04:30:53 PM

Roger is awesome at coming up with these things. His holynames have a very particular fierce and hilarious style. If you're stuck, I suggest asking him, though he may send you on a quest.

My suggestion:
Magus Tapioca Pee Grass

Your symbol is a sprinkler spraying pee

Your element is setting orange

Your number is 3

Your face is acceptable

SWEEEET. Of course, Setting Orange is a day, not an element, methinks. "Who the-fuck cares"

Quests are always fun. I'll try Reverend for it, in the meantime, the name you have chosen will quench my thirst for humor and enlightenment.
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 28, 2010, 05:57:15 PM
Quote from: ruxeg on November 28, 2010, 03:02:33 PM
"Pope Schouvette IV"

"Magus Hannibal Pussyfoot"

"Rascist Chainsaw the Omnipotent"

"A Burnt Cigarette Butt"

"Tapioca"

"Pee"

"Grass"

"A Purple String"

etc.

I've never taken a holyname. Helps to choose ploxtnxbai

Your Holy NameTM:  Partially Violated Flenser of Daytime TV Hosts.

Goes in your "personal text" in your profile.
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: Seth Gazpacho on November 28, 2010, 08:40:31 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 28, 2010, 05:57:15 PM
Your Holy NameTM:  Partially Violated Flenser of Daytime TV Hosts.

Goes in your "personal text" in your profile.

Learning words is always fun. (To Flense: to strip the blubber or fat from, usu. whales, seals, etc.)

My Holy Name2: Magus Partially Peed-on Grass Flencer of Daytime TV Tapioca.
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 28, 2010, 09:54:06 PM
Well, sorry I bothered.
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: Xieante Antitheus on November 28, 2010, 11:56:19 PM
Quote from: ruxeg on November 28, 2010, 05:03:09 PM
SWEEEET. Of course, Setting Orange is a day, not an element, methinks. "Who the-fuck cares"


Actually it is stated the days are named after the elements...
Just to clarify. Tho my favorite element is pickle juice. ^.^

~Lady BanteringSnatch the Frigid C.~
I is Squirrel... Fully customizable. (See brochure for details)
115.00£ 7 oz.
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: Seth Gazpacho on November 28, 2010, 11:59:56 PM
Quote from: Xieante Antitheus on November 28, 2010, 11:56:19 PM
Actually it is stated the days are named after the elements...
Just to clarify. Tho my favorite element is pickle juice. ^.^

~Lady BanteringSnatch the Frigid C.~
I is Squirrel... Fully customizable. (See brochure for details)
115.00£ 7 oz.

Yeah...  :|
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: Don Coyote on November 29, 2010, 03:07:18 AM
Quote from: Seth Gazpacho on November 28, 2010, 11:59:56 PM
Yeah...  :|

:lulz:
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: Dean on December 10, 2010, 06:08:38 AM
I like these from the generator

QuotePope Whoopla Coxcomb
Inamorata Malodorous Nosegay
Doctor Lax Brand Name
Reverend Oogle Pretzel
Queen Slugabed Pudding

But the one I use when creating discordian stuff is Dean the Idle
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: Bishup on December 10, 2010, 07:33:30 AM
What is a holy name any advise on this topic would be appreciated.
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: the last yatto on December 10, 2010, 07:44:16 AM
Gir Freedom Fries with Bishup
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: Persona Facade on December 10, 2010, 08:38:16 AM
Holy name?
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: Telarus on December 10, 2010, 09:33:04 AM
Quote from: Persona Facade on December 10, 2010, 08:38:16 AM
Holy name?

page 00035

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/book/42.php

HOLY NAMES

Discordians have a tradit-
ion of assuming HOLY NAMES.
This is not unique with
Erisianism, of course. I
suppose that Pope Paul is
the son of Mr. and Mrs. VI?

And also TITLES OF MYSTICAL
IMPORT.
(http://www.principiadiscordia.com/book/images/So.gif)


   (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/book/images/StolePornography.gif)
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: dontblameyoko on December 10, 2010, 09:55:56 PM
I started using the name "Pope Blue Lightning" when commenting at 23ae
and may start using the name "Pope Duckfat".
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: hooplala on December 10, 2010, 10:04:59 PM
I now have many people who call me "Hoopla" IRL... but nobody calls me King of the Booze.  Except me.   :cry:
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: El Sjaako on December 20, 2010, 06:12:15 PM
It has evolved, over the years, to:

Bellwether El Sjaako [sʒäːko] Juan-Pedro The Sausage Poking man
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: flipdog on December 21, 2010, 12:02:04 PM
Sire Flipdog El-Ronus Mariachi

beard optional

Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: Pope Eggs Benedict on December 31, 2010, 01:43:13 AM
Breakfast anyone?
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: Phox on December 31, 2010, 03:02:48 AM
Quote from: Pope Eggs Benedict on December 31, 2010, 01:43:13 AM
Breakfast anyone?

Hey, whaddya know? My first impression on the type of person you are based on your name has been supported by your first post! Congratualtions! 2 for 2, but 3's the charm, so say something else. C'mon, it'll be fun. 
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: Fujikoma on December 31, 2010, 12:20:46 PM
Captain Wastoid Sleazebag
Sir Furlingtube the Bloodthirsty
Bishop Lemontree Buttgrass
Reverend Rolleyburn Hempseed
Alpha Garyon the Grey
Oracle Sting~y the Beekeeper
Gralph Strangulon the Assbag
Emperor Junglefax the Incompetent
Archmagus Furnishings Unlimited
Reverend Wrestling Sawdust
Lord Ultraviolence the Nerdy
Reverend Chickenchoker Deathpastry
Sargent Dinglehopper Fooberry

Well, I tried. Anyway, who gets to pick mine?... That is, if I get one.
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: NWC on December 31, 2010, 01:11:36 PM
Nigga wit' Cetaceans

Not Weally Cawing

Nixon Washington Carter

New World Cabbage

Nouveau Wallon Cacahuèté (new peanutted Walloon)


I don't think I can top that last one, especially because nobody here in Wallonia eats peanut butter except me
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: Triple Zero on December 31, 2010, 02:50:05 PM
You're in Wallonia? I thought you were in Belgium. When Roger said "TAKE IT TO THE WALL", he didn't mean ... well, you figure it out. Good luck getting your Pope back from the Czechs, see if I care. After all, you did use up their last stash of shower coins, last century. No wonder they invented Nutella before you guys did.
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: NWC on December 31, 2010, 02:57:11 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 31, 2010, 02:50:05 PM
You're in Wallonia? I thought you were in Belgium. When Roger said "TAKE IT TO THE WALL", he didn't mean ... well, you figure it out. Good luck getting your Pope back from the Czechs, see if I care. After all, you did use up their last stash of shower coins, last century. No wonder they invented Nutella before you guys did.

w-w-w-what? rien compris.

Wallonia is the French-speaking part of Belgium, you of all people on this board should know that.

Unless you do know that and you made clever jokes about it which went way way over my head, something maybe about the Berlin wall separating the two halves..?

popes, shower coins, Nutella.. I'm lost.
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: NWC on January 01, 2011, 09:32:24 PM
trip I'm still wondering what the hell you meant with all that nonsense, my girlfriend had no clue either, so I don't think it's a joke that I should've understood as a (faux)Belgian

Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: Triple Zero on January 01, 2011, 09:40:08 PM
:lulz:

Um, Roger, any help here?  :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: dontblameyoko on January 03, 2011, 03:19:43 AM
i used to live in Brussels...which, i've been told, is right between the French-speaking and Flemish-speaking parts of Belgium.
that was over two decades ago, though.
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: Lord Bandog Ablegate the Wiser on March 03, 2011, 06:14:55 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 30, 2010, 06:16:16 PMPope Toasters On Fire Shit Shit Shit
I'll be taking this one, thanks.
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: Cramulus on March 03, 2011, 02:34:44 PM
 :lulz: glad somebody's using that one, it's a favorite
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: *GrumpButt* on March 03, 2011, 05:11:33 PM
Lord Shit Squee
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: DiscordianKitty on March 03, 2011, 09:16:26 PM
Kitten. It has the added benefit of also being a perfectly servicible stripper name.
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: *GrumpButt* on March 03, 2011, 09:31:58 PM
Quote from: DiscordianKitty on March 03, 2011, 09:16:26 PM
Kitten. It has the added benefit of also being a perfectly servicible stripper name.

i have about fifteen bucks in ones....  :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2011, 09:33:55 PM
Current Holy Name™:  Terrible Syphilis Vector of the Ethertubes.
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: Lord Cataplanga on March 06, 2011, 05:09:29 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 31, 2010, 07:55:06 PM

St. Fiasco


Can I use this? It sort of rhymes with my IRL name.
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: wudgar on March 20, 2011, 06:33:17 AM
Current Holy Name™: Captain Wudgar HNS* , Great Lakes Cabal



* Her Nib's Seaman
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on April 08, 2011, 01:12:48 AM
Anusophagus the Ejector
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: Freeky on April 08, 2011, 06:31:40 AM
Jizzbucket
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: Don Coyote on April 08, 2011, 06:32:26 AM
Bucket-jizzing harlot-cropper
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: Freeky on April 08, 2011, 06:36:29 AM
Lord Buckleyy Cumdumpster III
\


(Sorry, is past the Freekeh's bedtime. :( )
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: the dreadful hours on April 08, 2011, 12:35:58 PM
pope pit of this pear
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: The Commander on April 19, 2011, 02:11:44 PM
Herr Wolfgang Gunther Adolph von Hassenpfeffer, Meister Eberjaeger
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: TRPP Keegan on April 19, 2011, 07:59:35 PM
[The Reverend] Pontificate Psychopomp Magister Keegan Eric Armstrong, KSC, Esquire, Licensed Minister in the state of North Carolina, Occasional Shaman


^Largley based on titles I've taken.
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: Slyph on April 22, 2011, 07:47:13 AM
Going to drop one off, and request one. Take-a-penny-leave-a-penny style.

Steve Cleamerland
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on April 24, 2011, 01:09:04 PM
Chase Swirbul
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: ch3mist on April 28, 2011, 07:21:40 PM
Cygnus Kynikosticos, Emissary of the Obfuscated Door, Bastard Son of the First Christian Church of the Final Turn.
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 28, 2011, 07:27:20 PM
Quote from: ch3mist on April 28, 2011, 07:21:40 PM
Cygnus Kynikosticos, Emissary of the Obfuscated Door, Bastard Son of the First Christian Church of the Final Turn.

Who cares?
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: ch3mist on April 28, 2011, 07:50:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 28, 2011, 07:27:20 PM
Quote from: ch3mist on April 28, 2011, 07:21:40 PM
Cygnus Kynikosticos, Emissary of the Obfuscated Door, Bastard Son of the First Christian Church of the Final Turn.

Who cares?

Anyone who feels compelled to quote me on it.
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 28, 2011, 07:52:48 PM
Quote from: ch3mist on April 28, 2011, 07:50:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 28, 2011, 07:27:20 PM
Quote from: ch3mist on April 28, 2011, 07:21:40 PM
Cygnus Kynikosticos, Emissary of the Obfuscated Door, Bastard Son of the First Christian Church of the Final Turn.

Who cares?

Anyone who feels compelled to quote me on it.

Not really.

And why that response?  It was fairly obvious from my thread that you wanted to fight, so why are you being such a passive-aggressive twat?
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: ch3mist on April 28, 2011, 08:00:28 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 28, 2011, 07:52:48 PM
Quote from: ch3mist on April 28, 2011, 07:50:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 28, 2011, 07:27:20 PM
Quote from: ch3mist on April 28, 2011, 07:21:40 PM
Cygnus Kynikosticos, Emissary of the Obfuscated Door, Bastard Son of the First Christian Church of the Final Turn.

Who cares?

Anyone who feels compelled to quote me on it.

Not really.

And why that response?  It was fairly obvious from my thread that you wanted to fight, so why are you being such a passive-aggressive twat?

You seem to think I was trying to start shit by saying that I'd take a new name so I can refuse to us it (at least I assume that's what you're referencing by "my thread," if I'm wrong please correct me) but it really wasn't meant to be personal. Honestly, it more came from bitterness that I never received any abuse in the "post here for abuse thread." If I can't get what I ask for then I'll refuse what I'm offered, for no good reason at all other than because I can.

So, why which response? "Anyone who feels compelled to quote me on it?" Because that was my answer to your question. Or are you talking about a different response here?
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 28, 2011, 08:09:48 PM
Quote from: ch3mist on April 28, 2011, 08:00:28 PM

You seem to think I was trying to start shit by saying that I'd take a new name so I can refuse to us it (at least I assume that's what you're referencing by "my thread," if I'm wrong please correct me) but it really wasn't meant to be personal. Honestly, it more came from bitterness that I never received any abuse in the "post here for abuse thread." If I can't get what I ask for then I'll refuse what I'm offered, for no good reason at all other than because I can.

Okay.  Then we're clear, and there'll be no hard feelings at the non-stop jabs and threadjackings that are coming down the pike, right?  Just as you have no problem fucking with a fun thread "because you can", I have no problem preventing you from having anything resembling a conversation for the entire duration of your stay here...Because I can, and because I'm just generally a horrible person.

I'm glad you understand how these things work.
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: ch3mist on April 28, 2011, 08:16:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 28, 2011, 08:09:48 PM
Quote from: ch3mist on April 28, 2011, 08:00:28 PM

You seem to think I was trying to start shit by saying that I'd take a new name so I can refuse to us it (at least I assume that's what you're referencing by "my thread," if I'm wrong please correct me) but it really wasn't meant to be personal. Honestly, it more came from bitterness that I never received any abuse in the "post here for abuse thread." If I can't get what I ask for then I'll refuse what I'm offered, for no good reason at all other than because I can.

Okay.  Then we're clear, and there'll be no hard feelings at the non-stop jabs and threadjackings that are coming down the pike, right?  Just as you have no problem fucking with a fun thread "because you can", I have no problem preventing you from having anything resembling a conversation for the entire duration of your stay here...Because I can, and because I'm just generally a horrible person.

I'm glad you understand how these things work.

Sounds good to me.
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 28, 2011, 08:17:05 PM
Quote from: ch3mist on April 28, 2011, 08:16:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 28, 2011, 08:09:48 PM
Quote from: ch3mist on April 28, 2011, 08:00:28 PM

You seem to think I was trying to start shit by saying that I'd take a new name so I can refuse to us it (at least I assume that's what you're referencing by "my thread," if I'm wrong please correct me) but it really wasn't meant to be personal. Honestly, it more came from bitterness that I never received any abuse in the "post here for abuse thread." If I can't get what I ask for then I'll refuse what I'm offered, for no good reason at all other than because I can.

Okay.  Then we're clear, and there'll be no hard feelings at the non-stop jabs and threadjackings that are coming down the pike, right?  Just as you have no problem fucking with a fun thread "because you can", I have no problem preventing you from having anything resembling a conversation for the entire duration of your stay here...Because I can, and because I'm just generally a horrible person.

I'm glad you understand how these things work.

Sounds good to me.

Excellent.  I needed a new project.  See you around the forums.
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: Diogenes on April 29, 2011, 12:02:24 AM
 :drama1:
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: ch3mist on April 29, 2011, 03:08:25 AM
Quote from: Diogenes on April 29, 2011, 12:02:24 AM
:drama1:

I hope that you get a good show, because you sir have a phenomenal handle.

Peregrinus might have trumped Diogenes in terms of showmanship, but anyone who could spend that much time looking for something that doesn't exist... classic hero stuff.
Title: Re: Holy Names
Post by: Diogenes on May 01, 2011, 07:47:22 AM
Quote from: ch3mist on April 29, 2011, 03:08:25 AM
Quote from: Diogenes on April 29, 2011, 12:02:24 AM
:drama1:

I hope that you get a good show, because you sir have a phenomenal handle.

Peregrinus might have trumped Diogenes in terms of showmanship, but anyone who could spend that much time looking for something that doesn't exist... classic hero stuff.

Huh, would you guess I'd never heard of Peregrinus? NEW READING AWAITS!

Thanks!