ALLOW ME TO READ YOUR TAROT FORTUNES
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Quote from: Cudgel on September 10, 2010, 04:54:37 AM
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LIZZAYTAROT SAYS YUO WILL DIE ALONE
NO TALK DARK AND HANDSOME FOR YOU
OK, me next.
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on September 10, 2010, 04:58:51 AM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 10, 2010, 04:54:37 AM
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LIZZAYTAROT SAYS YUO WILL DIE ALONE
NO TALK DARK AND HANDSOME FOR YOU
/SEPPUKU
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 10, 2010, 05:00:20 AM
OK, me next.
My cards predict we will cause the "great earthquake" California has been waiting for when you come passing through.
Will I get the job at the pagan shop?
Quote from: Pēleus on September 10, 2010, 05:26:32 AM
Will I get the job at the pagan shop?
No, and my cards say they're laughing at your resume/application.
READ ME
What are the chances that I can give up on my addiction to payday loans?
Can your cards tell me what I did last night? I don't quite remember
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on September 10, 2010, 05:36:46 AM
Quote from: Pēleus on September 10, 2010, 05:26:32 AM
Will I get the job at the pagan shop?
No, and my cards say they're laughing at your resume/application.
Well laughing is good right, what should I change as I havn't submitted it yet
Quote from: vexati0n on September 10, 2010, 05:41:16 AM
What are the chances that I can give up on my addiction to payday loans?
somewhere between nil, and zilch.
Quote from: Rumckle on September 10, 2010, 05:43:09 AM
Can your cards tell me what I did last night? I don't quite remember
I see tabledancing.
Quote from: Pēleus on September 10, 2010, 05:43:59 AM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on September 10, 2010, 05:36:46 AM
Quote from: Pēleus on September 10, 2010, 05:26:32 AM
Will I get the job at the pagan shop?
No, and my cards say they're laughing at your resume/application.
Well laughing is good right, what should I change as I havn't submitted it yet
my cards say: your whole face.
Will I ever get married?
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:hosrie:
Quote from: Alty on September 10, 2010, 06:33:10 AM
Will I ever get married?
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to a hairy fat man
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar!? :argh!:
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 10, 2010, 01:13:07 PM
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar!? :argh!:
SORRY
I WAS HUNGRY
:oops:
Will I win the lottery?
Readings, you say?
Quote from: Sigmatic on September 11, 2010, 05:27:53 AM
Readings, you say?
my cards are telling me that you're skeptical... ;)
Clearly they need to be calibrated.
Quote from: Sigmatic on September 11, 2010, 06:08:58 AM
Clearly they need to be calibrated.
Now I have this image of man from weights and measures with a briefcase filled with all manner of things used to calibrate tarot cards.
Quote from: Sigmatic on September 11, 2010, 06:08:58 AM
Clearly they need to be calibrated.
clearly, YOUR FACE needs to be calibrated.
I gotta say, from the point of view of a lifelong skeptic, these are the best and most accurate tarot readings EVER.
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 11, 2010, 06:31:16 PM
I gotta say, from the point of view of a lifelong skeptic, these are the best and most accurate tarot readings EVER.
because I'm AWESOME at tarot!
also, don't take the bus today.
umm...not much worry about that. Atlantic Ocean Bus Lines doesn't run on weekends.
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 11, 2010, 06:43:50 PM
umm...not much worry about that. Atlantic Ocean Bus Lines doesn't run on weekends.
Watch out for Jaws then.
I have calibrated my face.
I read that as "I have calibrated my faeces."
I like it better that way.
also ech, watch out for flying oceanic buses.
If that can be construed to mean "helicopters", then I'm having a good chuckle over something I can't say here.
:lulz:
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on September 11, 2010, 04:42:01 AM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on September 11, 2010, 04:36:40 AM
Will I win the lottery?
you will win the $2 consolation prize.
Oh shit. This just made me remember that my daughter got a winning lottery ticket on her birthday. It was only like $30 but I don't know what I did with it after that, oops.
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on September 10, 2010, 05:05:04 AM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 10, 2010, 05:00:20 AM
OK, me next.
My cards predict we will cause the "great earthquake" California has been waiting for when you come passing through.
:lmnuendo:
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 11, 2010, 09:01:19 PM
If that can be construed to mean "helicopters", then I'm having a good chuckle over something I can't say here.
:lulz:
No, I mean buses. That fly out of the sea.
Quote from: Nigel on September 11, 2010, 10:44:34 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on September 10, 2010, 05:05:04 AM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 10, 2010, 05:00:20 AM
OK, me next.
My cards predict we will cause the "great earthquake" California has been waiting for when you come passing through.
:lmnuendo:
:fap: :banana:
HEY BABY, DID THE EARTH MOVE FOR YOU?
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:ECH:
UMM, YEAH, I'M PRETTY SURE IT MOVED FOR EVERYONE.
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:emily:
:lulz:
ALSO
FLYING BUSES LOOK OUT FOR THEM
I hear your area of the atlantic gets quite weird this time of year. :banana:
read mine please?
also, re: that cartoon: interesting how their "spirit guide" looks like a golden snitch...
Quote from: dontblameyoko on September 13, 2010, 03:08:18 AM
read mine please?
also, re: that cartoon: interesting how their "spirit guide" looks like a golden snitch...
If I'm not mistaken, it's supposed to be the fairy from the Zelda games.
my cards say you're going to die cold and alone. Have a good day. :kiss:
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on September 13, 2010, 05:15:30 AM
my cards say you're going to die cold and alone. Have a good day. :kiss:
:aww:
not you! one before you. Haven't done yours yet.
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on September 13, 2010, 05:15:30 AM
my cards say you're going to die cold and alone. Have a good day. :kiss:
I'll try to remember to bring a blanket, then. Thanks for the virtual daisies.
I am a wellspring of virtual love and compassion.
I REQUIRE CARDS
IF THEY KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT ME, THEY'D BETTER FESS UP
THEY KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST NIGHT
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on September 14, 2010, 03:11:57 AM
THEY KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST NIGHT
Cough up phlegm and watch terrible movies? (Demon Hunters 1 & 2, For The Win)
YES. You disgusting bastard.
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on September 14, 2010, 03:11:57 AM
THEY KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST NIGHT
Sheeyah, right. They'd have booted in my door hours ago.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2010, 04:27:39 AM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on September 14, 2010, 03:11:57 AM
THEY KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST NIGHT
Sheeyah, right. They'd have booted in my door hours ago.
hell no, they decided to stay away after they saw what you did to that poor goat!
A note, Lizzie. If you're still on the Lexapro, I noticed they changed the indications from "take caution with drinking alcohol on this medication" to "DO NOT consume alcohol on this medication".
I can't understand why a pharmaceutical company wouldn't automatically say that to begin with. "Take caution" already intimates there may be complications. I would think the lawyers would want the company to just go to the "DO NEVAR DRINK AND TAKE THIS DRUG" to completely cover their asses.
When I drink, I leave the Lorazapam alone. There's a little bit still in my system of course, but that just adds to the mood I'm after when I drink a little bit of shitty whiskey.
But as for being fully dosed and drinking? Fuck that.
Dok,
Isn't going to be the next Karen Anne Quinlan.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2010, 05:03:09 PM
When I drink, I leave the Lorazapam alone. There's a little bit still in my system of course, but that just adds to the mood I'm after when I drink a little bit of shitty whiskey.
But as for being fully dosed and drinking? Fuck that.
Dok,
Isn't going to be the next Karen Anne Quinlan.
This.
ugh. that's another reason why I need to talk to the dr about it. Gotta get me one with a generic so it's cheaper, and so I can drink.
Till then I can "iwasgonnado__________butthenigothighOOOOOOOOOOOO"