At the cost of a brand new set of clippers, intense agony on my part, and vicious, ruthless determination on Nurse Enabler's part, my back no longer resembles a Persian rug.
Unlike Samson, though, I have not lost my strength, but it is worthy of note that my farts don't smell as much, and no longer get caught in my hair for 3 hours or so.
One day, I WILL stop making bets with the women in my life.
Dok,
Shaved Yeti.
Ugh, that may be itchy when it grows back...you shoulda had her wax it baby smooth, man.
It's totally safe to make a bet with me, I never win them.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 05:15:26 PM
At the cost of a brand new set of clippers, intense agony on my part, and vicious, ruthless determination on Nurse Enabler's part, my back no longer resembles a Persian rug.
Unlike Samson, though, I have not lost my strength, but it is worthy of note that my farts don't smell as much, and no longer get caught in my hair for 3 hours or so.
One day, I WILL stop making bets with the women in my life.
Dok,
Shaved Yeti.
:lulz:
I have no words.....
Quote from: Jenne on September 17, 2010, 05:17:06 PM
Ugh, that may be itchy when it grows back...you shoulda had her wax it baby smooth, man.
Wax comes on Sunday, when it's just long enough to grab.
:x
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 05:17:34 PM
It's totally safe to make a bet with me, I never win them.
Against anyone but me. :lulz:
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 17, 2010, 05:18:44 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 05:15:26 PM
At the cost of a brand new set of clippers, intense agony on my part, and vicious, ruthless determination on Nurse Enabler's part, my back no longer resembles a Persian rug.
Unlike Samson, though, I have not lost my strength, but it is worthy of note that my farts don't smell as much, and no longer get caught in my hair for 3 hours or so.
One day, I WILL stop making bets with the women in my life.
Dok,
Shaved Yeti.
:lulz:
I have no words.....
What can I say? I have 3 women in my life right now, Nurse Enabler, Freeky, and my daughter. All of them seem to know precisely how to get me to do whatever they want. This usually involves meathammers.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 05:20:47 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 17, 2010, 05:18:44 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 05:15:26 PM
At the cost of a brand new set of clippers, intense agony on my part, and vicious, ruthless determination on Nurse Enabler's part, my back no longer resembles a Persian rug.
Unlike Samson, though, I have not lost my strength, but it is worthy of note that my farts don't smell as much, and no longer get caught in my hair for 3 hours or so.
One day, I WILL stop making bets with the women in my life.
Dok,
Shaved Yeti.
:lulz:
I have no words.....
What can I say? I have 3 women in my life right now, Nurse Enabler, Freeky, and my daughter. All of them seem to know precisely how to get me to do whatever they want. This usually involves meathammers.
Then you need a pair of those meat hooks! For SCIENCE and self defense.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 05:19:38 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 05:17:34 PM
It's totally safe to make a bet with me, I never win them.
Against anyone but me. :lulz:
Dunno, I haven't bet against you yet. I bet you you would win.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 05:15:26 PM
At the cost of a brand new set of clippers, intense agony on my part, and vicious, ruthless determination on Nurse Enabler's part, my back no longer resembles a Persian rug.
Unlike Samson, though, I have not lost my strength, but it is worthy of note that my farts don't smell as much, and no longer get caught in my hair for 3 hours or so.
One day, I WILL stop making bets with the women in my life.
Dok,
Shaved Yeti.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 17, 2010, 05:35:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 05:15:26 PM
At the cost of a brand new set of clippers, intense agony on my part, and vicious, ruthless determination on Nurse Enabler's part, my back no longer resembles a Persian rug.
Unlike Samson, though, I have not lost my strength, but it is worthy of note that my farts don't smell as much, and no longer get caught in my hair for 3 hours or so.
One day, I WILL stop making bets with the women in my life.
Dok,
Shaved Yeti.
Pics or it didn't happen.
DEAR GODDESS NO!!!!!! :x :x :x :x :x
The fur should be packaged and sent to The Faithful.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 05:27:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 05:19:38 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 05:17:34 PM
It's totally safe to make a bet with me, I never win them.
Against anyone but me. :lulz:
Dunno, I haven't bet against you yet. I bet you you would win.
I bet I wouldn't.
ETA: Oh fuck.
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 17, 2010, 05:35:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 05:15:26 PM
At the cost of a brand new set of clippers, intense agony on my part, and vicious, ruthless determination on Nurse Enabler's part, my back no longer resembles a Persian rug.
Unlike Samson, though, I have not lost my strength, but it is worthy of note that my farts don't smell as much, and no longer get caught in my hair for 3 hours or so.
One day, I WILL stop making bets with the women in my life.
Dok,
Shaved Yeti.
Pics or it didn't happen.
THAT.
CAN.
BE.
ARRANGED.
Oh dear god.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 05:55:29 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 05:27:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 05:19:38 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 05:17:34 PM
It's totally safe to make a bet with me, I never win them.
Against anyone but me. :lulz:
Dunno, I haven't bet against you yet. I bet you you would win.
I bet I wouldn't.
ETA: Oh fuck.
:lulz: Have to find something to bet on, now.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 06:00:17 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 05:55:29 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 05:27:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 05:19:38 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 05:17:34 PM
It's totally safe to make a bet with me, I never win them.
Against anyone but me. :lulz:
Dunno, I haven't bet against you yet. I bet you you would win.
I bet I wouldn't.
ETA: Oh fuck.
:lulz: Have to find something to bet on, now.
I bet Bruce will conduct all further communications through Nikki for at least a month. If I win, you have to make vindaloo.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 06:04:53 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 06:00:17 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 05:55:29 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 05:27:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 05:19:38 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 05:17:34 PM
It's totally safe to make a bet with me, I never win them.
Against anyone but me. :lulz:
Dunno, I haven't bet against you yet. I bet you you would win.
I bet I wouldn't.
ETA: Oh fuck.
:lulz: Have to find something to bet on, now.
I bet Bruce will conduct all further communications through Nikki for at least a month. If I win, you have to make vindaloo.
EVen if I contact him first?
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 06:10:09 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 06:04:53 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 06:00:17 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 05:55:29 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 05:27:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 05:19:38 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 05:17:34 PM
It's totally safe to make a bet with me, I never win them.
Against anyone but me. :lulz:
Dunno, I haven't bet against you yet. I bet you you would win.
I bet I wouldn't.
ETA: Oh fuck.
:lulz: Have to find something to bet on, now.
I bet Bruce will conduct all further communications through Nikki for at least a month. If I win, you have to make vindaloo.
EVen if I contact him first?
No. In that case, I think he'll answer, because he's afraid of you now.
Specifically, if HE needs to initiate a conversation, it will come through her.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 06:13:14 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 06:10:09 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 06:04:53 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 06:00:17 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 05:55:29 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 05:27:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 05:19:38 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 05:17:34 PM
It's totally safe to make a bet with me, I never win them.
Against anyone but me. :lulz:
Dunno, I haven't bet against you yet. I bet you you would win.
I bet I wouldn't.
ETA: Oh fuck.
:lulz: Have to find something to bet on, now.
I bet Bruce will conduct all further communications through Nikki for at least a month. If I win, you have to make vindaloo.
EVen if I contact him first?
No. In that case, I think he'll answer, because he's afraid of you now.
Specifically, if HE needs to initiate a conversation, it will come through her.
Ah.
In that case, I bet that they both will ignore my texts (except for regarding passing off the monkey), particularly when it comes to this month's child support, which if I do get it will be the full two hundred because Bruce doesn't want to look like the bad guy on Wednesday. They will ignore my texts if I text them less than twice in any two hour period.
If I win, um... I'll think of something.
ETA: And I bet they will not initiate any communication at all.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 06:17:00 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 06:13:14 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 06:10:09 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 06:04:53 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 06:00:17 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 05:55:29 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 05:27:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 05:19:38 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 05:17:34 PM
It's totally safe to make a bet with me, I never win them.
Against anyone but me. :lulz:
Dunno, I haven't bet against you yet. I bet you you would win.
I bet I wouldn't.
ETA: Oh fuck.
:lulz: Have to find something to bet on, now.
I bet Bruce will conduct all further communications through Nikki for at least a month. If I win, you have to make vindaloo.
EVen if I contact him first?
No. In that case, I think he'll answer, because he's afraid of you now.
Specifically, if HE needs to initiate a conversation, it will come through her.
Ah.
In that case, I bet that they both will ignore my texts (except for regarding passing off the monkey), particularly when it comes to this month's child support, which if I do get it will be the full two hundred because Bruce doesn't want to look like the bad guy on Wednesday. They will ignore my texts if I text them less than twice in any two hour period.
If I win, um... I'll think of something.
Actually, that's a separate bet. You win MY bet if Bruce contacts you first for anything. I win if he doesn't. That bet you just proposed I am not touching with a 10' pole.
But I WILL bet, same stakes, that he pays you nothing at all, anymore, until the court forces him to.
Vindaloo and more vindaloo? I still win. :lulz:
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 06:21:35 PM
Vindaloo and more vindaloo? I still win. :lulz:
Well, I can make vindaloo, too. It just takes me a lot longer, and I'm nowhere near as good at that shit.
I think the STAKES are a LITTLE LOW in this here wager! It's not a real bet if y'all LOVE to lose! :lulz:
Quote from: Jenne on September 17, 2010, 07:12:43 PM
I think the STAKES are a LITTLE LOW in this here wager! It's not a real bet if y'all LOVE to lose! :lulz:
It will turn horrible. Trust me, I'm a bit of an expert on this.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 06:44:54 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 06:21:35 PM
Vindaloo and more vindaloo? I still win. :lulz:
Well, I can make vindaloo, too. It just takes me a lot longer, and I'm nowhere near as good at that shit.
Pshaw. I've had your vindaloo, and I for one think it's fantastic.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 07:16:58 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 06:44:54 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 06:21:35 PM
Vindaloo and more vindaloo? I still win. :lulz:
Well, I can make vindaloo, too. It just takes me a lot longer, and I'm nowhere near as good at that shit.
Pshaw. I've had your vindaloo, and I for one think it's fantastic.
Blarg. I fucked the kitchen up, and my tongue wasn't right for a week.