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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 05:15:26 PM

Title: I am undone. Like Samson.
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 05:15:26 PM
At the cost of a brand new set of clippers, intense agony on my part, and vicious, ruthless determination on Nurse Enabler's part, my back no longer resembles a Persian rug.

Unlike Samson, though, I have not lost my strength, but it is worthy of note that my farts don't smell as much, and no longer get caught in my hair for 3 hours or so.

One day, I WILL stop making bets with the women in my life.

Dok,
Shaved Yeti.
Title: Re: I am undone. Like Samson.
Post by: Jenne on September 17, 2010, 05:17:06 PM
Ugh, that may be itchy when it grows back...you shoulda had her wax it baby smooth, man.
Title: Re: I am undone. Like Samson.
Post by: Freeky on September 17, 2010, 05:17:34 PM
It's totally safe to make a bet with me, I never win them.
Title: Re: I am undone. Like Samson.
Post by: Adios on September 17, 2010, 05:18:44 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 05:15:26 PM
At the cost of a brand new set of clippers, intense agony on my part, and vicious, ruthless determination on Nurse Enabler's part, my back no longer resembles a Persian rug.

Unlike Samson, though, I have not lost my strength, but it is worthy of note that my farts don't smell as much, and no longer get caught in my hair for 3 hours or so.

One day, I WILL stop making bets with the women in my life.

Dok,
Shaved Yeti.


:lulz:

I have no words.....
Title: Re: I am undone. Like Samson.
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 05:19:11 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 17, 2010, 05:17:06 PM
Ugh, that may be itchy when it grows back...you shoulda had her wax it baby smooth, man.

Wax comes on Sunday, when it's just long enough to grab.

:x
Title: Re: I am undone. Like Samson.
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 05:19:38 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 05:17:34 PM
It's totally safe to make a bet with me, I never win them.

Against anyone but me.   :lulz:
Title: Re: I am undone. Like Samson.
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 05:20:47 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 17, 2010, 05:18:44 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 05:15:26 PM
At the cost of a brand new set of clippers, intense agony on my part, and vicious, ruthless determination on Nurse Enabler's part, my back no longer resembles a Persian rug.

Unlike Samson, though, I have not lost my strength, but it is worthy of note that my farts don't smell as much, and no longer get caught in my hair for 3 hours or so.

One day, I WILL stop making bets with the women in my life.

Dok,
Shaved Yeti.


:lulz:

I have no words.....

What can I say?  I have 3 women in my life right now, Nurse Enabler, Freeky, and my daughter.  All of them seem to know precisely how to get me to do whatever they want.  This usually involves meathammers.
Title: Re: I am undone. Like Samson.
Post by: Adios on September 17, 2010, 05:24:40 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 05:20:47 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 17, 2010, 05:18:44 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 05:15:26 PM
At the cost of a brand new set of clippers, intense agony on my part, and vicious, ruthless determination on Nurse Enabler's part, my back no longer resembles a Persian rug.

Unlike Samson, though, I have not lost my strength, but it is worthy of note that my farts don't smell as much, and no longer get caught in my hair for 3 hours or so.

One day, I WILL stop making bets with the women in my life.

Dok,
Shaved Yeti.


:lulz:

I have no words.....

What can I say?  I have 3 women in my life right now, Nurse Enabler, Freeky, and my daughter.  All of them seem to know precisely how to get me to do whatever they want.  This usually involves meathammers.

Then you need a pair of those meat hooks! For SCIENCE and self defense.
Title: Re: I am undone. Like Samson.
Post by: Freeky on September 17, 2010, 05:27:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 05:19:38 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 05:17:34 PM
It's totally safe to make a bet with me, I never win them.

Against anyone but me.   :lulz:

Dunno, I haven't bet against you yet. I bet you you would win.
Title: Re: I am undone. Like Samson.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on September 17, 2010, 05:35:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 05:15:26 PM
At the cost of a brand new set of clippers, intense agony on my part, and vicious, ruthless determination on Nurse Enabler's part, my back no longer resembles a Persian rug.

Unlike Samson, though, I have not lost my strength, but it is worthy of note that my farts don't smell as much, and no longer get caught in my hair for 3 hours or so.

One day, I WILL stop making bets with the women in my life.

Dok,
Shaved Yeti.

Pics or it didn't happen.
Title: Re: I am undone. Like Samson.
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on September 17, 2010, 05:41:56 PM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 17, 2010, 05:35:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 05:15:26 PM
At the cost of a brand new set of clippers, intense agony on my part, and vicious, ruthless determination on Nurse Enabler's part, my back no longer resembles a Persian rug.

Unlike Samson, though, I have not lost my strength, but it is worthy of note that my farts don't smell as much, and no longer get caught in my hair for 3 hours or so.

One day, I WILL stop making bets with the women in my life.

Dok,
Shaved Yeti.

Pics or it didn't happen.

DEAR GODDESS NO!!!!!!    :x :x :x :x :x
Title: Re: I am undone. Like Samson.
Post by: Payne on September 17, 2010, 05:43:24 PM
The fur should be packaged and sent to The Faithful.
Title: Re: I am undone. Like Samson.
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 05:55:29 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 05:27:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 05:19:38 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 05:17:34 PM
It's totally safe to make a bet with me, I never win them.

Against anyone but me.   :lulz:

Dunno, I haven't bet against you yet. I bet you you would win.

I bet I wouldn't.

ETA:  Oh fuck.
Title: Re: I am undone. Like Samson.
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 05:55:51 PM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 17, 2010, 05:35:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 05:15:26 PM
At the cost of a brand new set of clippers, intense agony on my part, and vicious, ruthless determination on Nurse Enabler's part, my back no longer resembles a Persian rug.

Unlike Samson, though, I have not lost my strength, but it is worthy of note that my farts don't smell as much, and no longer get caught in my hair for 3 hours or so.

One day, I WILL stop making bets with the women in my life.

Dok,
Shaved Yeti.

Pics or it didn't happen.

THAT.

CAN.

BE.

ARRANGED.
Title: Re: I am undone. Like Samson.
Post by: Adios on September 17, 2010, 05:59:03 PM
Oh dear god.
Title: Re: I am undone. Like Samson.
Post by: Freeky on September 17, 2010, 06:00:17 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 05:55:29 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 05:27:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 05:19:38 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 05:17:34 PM
It's totally safe to make a bet with me, I never win them.

Against anyone but me.   :lulz:

Dunno, I haven't bet against you yet. I bet you you would win.

I bet I wouldn't.

ETA:  Oh fuck.

:lulz: Have to find something to bet on, now.
Title: Re: I am undone. Like Samson.
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 06:04:53 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 06:00:17 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 05:55:29 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 05:27:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 05:19:38 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 05:17:34 PM
It's totally safe to make a bet with me, I never win them.

Against anyone but me.   :lulz:

Dunno, I haven't bet against you yet. I bet you you would win.

I bet I wouldn't.

ETA:  Oh fuck.

:lulz: Have to find something to bet on, now.

I bet Bruce will conduct all further communications through Nikki for at least a month.  If I win, you have to make vindaloo.
Title: Re: I am undone. Like Samson.
Post by: Freeky on September 17, 2010, 06:10:09 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 06:04:53 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 06:00:17 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 05:55:29 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 05:27:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 05:19:38 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 05:17:34 PM
It's totally safe to make a bet with me, I never win them.

Against anyone but me.   :lulz:

Dunno, I haven't bet against you yet. I bet you you would win.

I bet I wouldn't.

ETA:  Oh fuck.

:lulz: Have to find something to bet on, now.

I bet Bruce will conduct all further communications through Nikki for at least a month.  If I win, you have to make vindaloo.

EVen if I contact him first?
Title: Re: I am undone. Like Samson.
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 06:13:14 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 06:10:09 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 06:04:53 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 06:00:17 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 05:55:29 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 05:27:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 05:19:38 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 05:17:34 PM
It's totally safe to make a bet with me, I never win them.

Against anyone but me.   :lulz:

Dunno, I haven't bet against you yet. I bet you you would win.

I bet I wouldn't.

ETA:  Oh fuck.

:lulz: Have to find something to bet on, now.

I bet Bruce will conduct all further communications through Nikki for at least a month.  If I win, you have to make vindaloo.

EVen if I contact him first?

No.  In that case, I think he'll answer, because he's afraid of you now.

Specifically, if HE needs to initiate a conversation, it will come through her.
Title: Re: I am undone. Like Samson.
Post by: Freeky on September 17, 2010, 06:17:00 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 06:13:14 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 06:10:09 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 06:04:53 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 06:00:17 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 05:55:29 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 05:27:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 05:19:38 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 05:17:34 PM
It's totally safe to make a bet with me, I never win them.

Against anyone but me.   :lulz:

Dunno, I haven't bet against you yet. I bet you you would win.

I bet I wouldn't.

ETA:  Oh fuck.

:lulz: Have to find something to bet on, now.

I bet Bruce will conduct all further communications through Nikki for at least a month.  If I win, you have to make vindaloo.

EVen if I contact him first?

No.  In that case, I think he'll answer, because he's afraid of you now.

Specifically, if HE needs to initiate a conversation, it will come through her.

Ah.

In that case, I bet that they both will ignore my texts (except for regarding passing off the monkey), particularly when it comes to this month's child support, which if I do get it will be the full two hundred because Bruce doesn't want to look like the bad guy on Wednesday. They will ignore my texts if I text them less than twice in any two hour period.

If I win, um... I'll think of something.

ETA: And I bet they will not initiate any communication at all.
Title: Re: I am undone. Like Samson.
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 06:19:06 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 06:17:00 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 06:13:14 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 06:10:09 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 06:04:53 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 06:00:17 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 05:55:29 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 05:27:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 05:19:38 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 05:17:34 PM
It's totally safe to make a bet with me, I never win them.

Against anyone but me.   :lulz:

Dunno, I haven't bet against you yet. I bet you you would win.

I bet I wouldn't.

ETA:  Oh fuck.

:lulz: Have to find something to bet on, now.

I bet Bruce will conduct all further communications through Nikki for at least a month.  If I win, you have to make vindaloo.

EVen if I contact him first?

No.  In that case, I think he'll answer, because he's afraid of you now.

Specifically, if HE needs to initiate a conversation, it will come through her.

Ah.

In that case, I bet that they both will ignore my texts (except for regarding passing off the monkey), particularly when it comes to this month's child support, which if I do get it will be the full two hundred because Bruce doesn't want to look like the bad guy on Wednesday. They will ignore my texts if I text them less than twice in any two hour period.

If I win, um... I'll think of something.

Actually, that's a separate bet.  You win MY bet if Bruce contacts you first for anything.  I win if he doesn't.  That bet you just proposed I am not touching with a 10' pole.

But I WILL bet, same stakes, that he pays you nothing at all, anymore, until the court forces him to.
Title: Re: I am undone. Like Samson.
Post by: Freeky on September 17, 2010, 06:21:35 PM
Vindaloo and more vindaloo? I still win. :lulz:
Title: Re: I am undone. Like Samson.
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 06:44:54 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 06:21:35 PM
Vindaloo and more vindaloo? I still win. :lulz:

Well, I can make vindaloo, too.  It just takes me a lot longer, and I'm nowhere near as good at that shit.
Title: Re: I am undone. Like Samson.
Post by: Jenne on September 17, 2010, 07:12:43 PM
I think the STAKES are a LITTLE LOW in this here wager!  It's not a real bet if y'all LOVE to lose!  :lulz:
Title: Re: I am undone. Like Samson.
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 07:15:09 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 17, 2010, 07:12:43 PM
I think the STAKES are a LITTLE LOW in this here wager!  It's not a real bet if y'all LOVE to lose!  :lulz:

It will turn horrible.  Trust me, I'm a bit of an expert on this.
Title: Re: I am undone. Like Samson.
Post by: Freeky on September 17, 2010, 07:16:58 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 06:44:54 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 06:21:35 PM
Vindaloo and more vindaloo? I still win. :lulz:

Well, I can make vindaloo, too.  It just takes me a lot longer, and I'm nowhere near as good at that shit.

Pshaw. I've had your vindaloo, and I for one think it's fantastic.
Title: Re: I am undone. Like Samson.
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 07:21:04 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 07:16:58 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 06:44:54 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 06:21:35 PM
Vindaloo and more vindaloo? I still win. :lulz:

Well, I can make vindaloo, too.  It just takes me a lot longer, and I'm nowhere near as good at that shit.

Pshaw. I've had your vindaloo, and I for one think it's fantastic.

Blarg.  I fucked the kitchen up, and my tongue wasn't right for a week.