I want to see IRL lips like this guy --> :lulz:
I want someone to make it so that bug in the newsfeed is squishable
I want to quit losing track of my cursor when I follow that other one in the newsfeed around.
As for the first one, I do have a huge mouth and tiny eyes. Does that count? I could get a party hat and take up smoking?
How bout some hepatitis for your skin tone?
I'm more of a jaundice man, m'self.
I think theres like cheap "sun-tan lotions" that instead of making you tan, turn you into rotten banana colour, but thats not exaclty bright yellow.
So, there's no one who can help me squish that damn bug? :sad:
Use hammer. Hit monitor.
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 27, 2010, 05:15:22 AM
So, there's no one who can help me squish that damn bug? :sad:
1. Get SNES emulator.
2. Get Mario Paint ROM.
3. ???
4. PROFIT!
(Yes, im wrongly assuming all you should know a 90s reference.)
i have that game :lulz:
(http://mimg.ugo.com/200902/19214/gnat-attack.jpg)
XDDD
THAT GAME!!! :argh!:
I'll take the following:
1. $10 billion, 10 billon EUR, and 10 pesos.
2. Fully functioning time machine that goes both to the future and the past
I'll get back to you about number three after a mad spree at the bookies and I buy the world.
3. Full godhood and omnipotence that cannot be usurped from me or shared without my permission, begining with the origin of the universe and spanning until I see fit to destroy it.
Time travel is a bitch, Pho.
1. Everyone gets off my planet.
2. I get to watch everyone get evicted.
3. A sammich <--- Sorry, Freeky.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 28, 2010, 06:04:41 PM
1. Everyone gets off my planet.
2. I get to watch everyone get evicted.
3. A sammich <--- Sorry, Freeky.
Dibs on Mars?
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 28, 2010, 06:50:32 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 28, 2010, 06:04:41 PM
1. Everyone gets off my planet.
2. I get to watch everyone get evicted.
3. A sammich <--- Sorry, Freeky.
Dibs on Mars?
You don't have enough seniority for Mars. :argh!:
Mars. Needs. Women.
Quote from: Kiaransalee on September 28, 2010, 07:03:13 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 28, 2010, 06:50:32 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 28, 2010, 06:04:41 PM
1. Everyone gets off my planet.
2. I get to watch everyone get evicted.
3. A sammich <--- Sorry, Freeky.
Dibs on Mars?
You don't have enough seniority for Mars. :argh!:
Since Dok is doing the evicting, his is the authority I am appealing to.
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on September 28, 2010, 07:03:48 PM
Mars. Needs. Women.
Women are very welcome on a blighted Mars.
I'm also willing to take Ceres.
Twid,
Trying to get sort of cut for Earth exports.
I just realized that if we ever colonize mars, some damn hyena will write "Women are From Mars". That will be the end of civilization.
Everything that was said about wishes was said by Steve Martin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPVuHP3OXk0
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on September 28, 2010, 07:03:48 PM
Mars. Needs. Women.
The colony of women should be set up on the Olympus Mons.
Quote from: Horrendous Foreign Liam Stoat on September 28, 2010, 11:20:20 PM
Hah. Jokes on you:
YOUR ALREADY ON MARS SUCKERS!
So that is where my already got to.
Tee hee.
capture it back! :lol:
Also dibs on Pluto.
Dibs on planet x
BUDDIES! :lulz:
Also does anyone else think Planet X is a lame name? There are still lots of cool Greek gods to choose from!
But it's so... sci fi!
Edit: Oh yeah, didn't we name that one Eris?
Hmph. :lol:
Didn't know that. The last time I heard of Planet X, it was in fact called Planet X, lol.
YAY ERIS! Totally wanna move there now! :mrgreen:
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 29, 2010, 03:02:31 AM
Didn't know that. The last time I heard of Planet X, it was in fact called Planet X, lol.
YAY ERIS! Totally wanna move there now! :mrgreen:
No you don't. It's cold as shit. The sun looks like a star from there. That's how far away it is.
:P I am the Great Pope of OUTSIDE. I think I can manage. :lol:
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 29, 2010, 03:55:21 AM
:P I am the Great Pope of OUTSIDE. I think I can manage. :lol:
Alright, but there is a toll for landing on Mars. Just figured I'd let you know if you changed your mind.
What if I land on the opposite side and skip your toll booth.
What then?
The enviroment on planet x has already been claimed by duck dodgers, but I have the deed. And its got some great condos, and I wouldn't recommend going outside since they aren't heated like the vaults
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 29, 2010, 03:02:31 AM
Didn't know that. The last time I heard of Planet X, it was in fact called Planet X, lol.
YAY ERIS! Totally wanna move there now! :mrgreen:
You mean you didn't know they named the 10th planet Eris? I can understand, I mean, it was a woefully underreported event in these parts. :lol:
GPO's schtick appears to be not knowing things that just about everyone else does.
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 29, 2010, 04:01:30 AM
What if I land on the opposite side and skip your toll booth.
What then?
Phobos is the toll booth. Unless your ship is fast enough to approach Mars and land without me noticing in the short time it takes a Phobian month to pass (approximately 12 hours), You'll have to pay the toll.
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on September 29, 2010, 01:42:03 PM
GPO's schtick appears to be not knowing things that just about everyone else does.
Or we're just getting old. :lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on September 29, 2010, 01:42:03 PM
GPO's schtick appears to be not knowing things that just about everyone else does.
That is EXACTLY my shtick. :D
:lulz:
*laughing my ass off cuz it's just too true*
I'll take total omnipotence for my third wish. Money only takes you so far.
total omnipotence=redundancy?
WTF?! Since when do I have to sacrifice to you?! :argh!: ITS MINE I TELL YOU! ALL MINE!
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 30, 2010, 03:13:38 AM
WTF?! Since when do I have to sacrifice to you?! :argh!: ITS MINE I TELL YOU! ALL MINE!
Total omnipotence=Exclusive omnipotence. I will do the terrible wrath.
Get that fire going. And make sure that libation bowl is spotless.
FINE! But all you're getting is my sacrificial poo. So NYEH! :p
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 30, 2010, 03:22:11 AM
FINE! But all you're getting is my sacrificial poo. So NYEH! :p
Omnipotence means it's going to become chicken covered in habanero sauce.
And that's before you poop it out.
Free will means it will be after. :lulz:
1. I wish for Blight's Omnipotence.
2. He can't wish it back.
3. No one else can wish it from me.
:lulz:
Sorry, but Blight's omnipotence was an imperfect one to begin with.
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 30, 2010, 04:02:44 AM
Sorry, but Blight's omnipotence was an imperfect one to begin with.
Doesn't matter, I have my corpse. Omnipotence or not, that post served its purpose.
Quote from: Lady Nyx on September 30, 2010, 04:04:15 AM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 30, 2010, 04:02:44 AM
Sorry, but Blight's omnipotence was an imperfect one to begin with.
Doesn't matter, I have my corpse. Omnipotence or not, that post served its purpose.
You realize that this creates a paradox owing to the fact that my request was for exclusive omnipotence.
I also still have the power of time travel, and can go back in time and prevent you from making this ineffective wish.
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 28, 2010, 05:05:20 PM
I'll take the following:
1. $10 billion, 10 billon EUR, and 10 pesos.
2. Fully functioning time machine that goes both to the future and the past
I'll get back to you about number three after a mad spree at the bookies and I buy the world.
3. Full godhood and omnipotence that cannot be usurped from me or shared without my permission, begining with the origin of the universe and spanning until I see fit to destroy it.
Time travel is a bitch, Pho.
Suck it.
Ha! Brilliant work, my good Doktor! Brilliant Work indeed!
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 30, 2010, 05:30:57 AM
Ha! Brilliant work, my good Doktor! Brilliant Work indeed!
I knew that time machine would be handy for more than just gambling.
This device can send you into the future, yes?
You should check the future here out; see what everyone's doing, say, a year from now.
Hmm....
I'll make an expedition over the weekend and report back.
That is not wise. Trust me.
Good good. I'm interested in how things will end up. My own plot-lines for example; do I get my revenge, do I turn back to the side of good, do I die one too many times and stay down? Much to be learned.
QuoteThat is not wise. Trust me.
You worship space mollusks, and you're telling him what he's doing is unwise?
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 30, 2010, 05:49:45 AM
QuoteThat is not wise. Trust me.
You worship space mollusks, and you're telling him what he's doing is unwise?
Truth, especially where I am a more approachable deity. That said, I didn't ask for wisdom, and I can be reasoned with.
Besides, this might lead to an interesting recon mission.
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 30, 2010, 05:49:45 AM
Good good. I'm interested in how things will end up. My own plot-lines for example; do I get my revenge, do I turn back to the side of good, do I die one too many times and stay down? Much to be learned.
QuoteThat is not wise. Trust me.
You worship space mollusks, and you're telling him what he's doing is unwise?
To say that he is a space mollusk would be wrong. Yes he does have cephalopodic characteristics but he does not dwell in what we term space.
Also, I do not worship him. He conveys messages through me, which incidentally protects me from most of your machinations. The only downside is...of no concern to mortals.
Or Coyote is pranking me. :lulz:
QuoteOr Coyote is pranking me.
He's a trickster god, so I'm guessing this one.
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 30, 2010, 06:15:15 AM
QuoteOr Coyote is pranking me.
He's a trickster god, so I'm guessing this one.
Calling Coyote a mere trickster god is so...not the entire picture. But Coyote may in fact be the Great Bovinical Tentaclar Deity.
QuoteCalling Coyote a mere trickster god is so...not the entire picture. But Coyote may in fact be the Great Bovinical Tentaclar Deity.
Either way, he's still not going to help you much out hear.
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 30, 2010, 06:19:29 AM
QuoteCalling Coyote a mere trickster god is so...not the entire picture. But Coyote may in fact be the Great Bovinical Tentaclar Deity.
Either way, he's still not going to help you much out hear.
That's ok, I have stock in Miracle Ear.
QuoteThat's ok, I have stock in Miracle Ear.
Fair enough.
I'm off to bed. Night folks, and remember,
NO ONE IS SAFE
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 30, 2010, 06:21:42 AM
QuoteThat's ok, I have stock in Miracle Ear.
Fair enough.
I'm off to bed. Night folks, and remember,
NO ONE IS SAFE
Especially not your orifices, Herr Doktor.
QuoteEspecially not your orifices, Herr Doktor.
You interrupt my sleep, Bovine Shellfish god, and you'll regret it.
I've got your number, Old thing, I've got your number.
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 30, 2010, 06:28:28 AM
QuoteEspecially not your orifices, Herr Doktor.
You interrupt my sleep, Bovine Shellfish god, and you'll regret it.
I've got your number, Old thing, I've got your number.
You know, it could be considered, MAD to threaten and insult a not-worldly being of his magnitude. Maybe he has already given you his deepest caresses, and thus implanted the seeds of your INSANITY in your darkest places.
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 30, 2010, 06:15:15 AM
QuoteOr Coyote is pranking me.
He's a trickster god, so I'm guessing this one.
Havn't been by there all week, wasn't me
How did this turn into the extension of the vengeance thread....?
Oh well, never mind.
At least I'm safe, yes? :lulz:
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 30, 2010, 11:07:57 PM
How did this turn into the extension of the vengeance thread....?
Oh well, never mind.
At least I'm safe, yes? :lulz:
no :lulz:
:argh!: But this isn't your vengeance!!
I have no reason to fear you at all. :lulz:
Yet.