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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 27, 2010, 03:44:19 AM

Title: Three Wishes
Post by: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 27, 2010, 03:44:19 AM
I want to see IRL lips like this guy --> :lulz:

I want someone to make it so that bug in the newsfeed is squishable

I want to quit losing track of my cursor when I follow that other one in the newsfeed around.
Title: Re: Three Wishes
Post by: Jasper on September 27, 2010, 04:35:16 AM
As for the first one, I do have a huge mouth and tiny eyes.  Does that count?  I could get a party hat and take up smoking?
Title: Re: Three Wishes
Post by: The Johnny on September 27, 2010, 04:55:28 AM

How bout some hepatitis for your skin tone?
Title: Re: Three Wishes
Post by: Jasper on September 27, 2010, 04:57:23 AM
I'm more of a jaundice man, m'self.
Title: Re: Three Wishes
Post by: The Johnny on September 27, 2010, 05:05:49 AM

I think theres like cheap "sun-tan lotions" that instead of making you tan, turn you into rotten banana colour, but thats not exaclty bright yellow.
Title: Re: Three Wishes
Post by: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 27, 2010, 05:15:22 AM
So, there's no one who can help me squish that damn bug? :sad:
Title: Re: Three Wishes
Post by: Eater of Clowns on September 27, 2010, 05:22:18 AM
Use hammer.  Hit monitor.
Title: Re: Three Wishes
Post by: The Johnny on September 27, 2010, 05:27:05 AM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 27, 2010, 05:15:22 AM
So, there's no one who can help me squish that damn bug? :sad:

1. Get SNES emulator.
2. Get Mario Paint ROM.
3. ???
4. PROFIT!

(Yes, im wrongly assuming all you should know a 90s reference.)
Title: Re: Three Wishes
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on September 27, 2010, 06:39:35 AM
i have that game  :lulz:
Title: Re: Three Wishes
Post by: The Johnny on September 27, 2010, 06:52:44 AM
(http://mimg.ugo.com/200902/19214/gnat-attack.jpg)
Title: Re: Three Wishes
Post by: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 28, 2010, 04:09:14 AM
XDDD
Title: Re: Three Wishes
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 28, 2010, 07:26:13 AM
THAT GAME!!!  :argh!:
Title: Re: Three Wishes
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 28, 2010, 05:05:20 PM
I'll take the following:

1. $10 billion, 10 billon EUR, and 10 pesos.
2. Fully functioning time machine that goes both to the future and the past

I'll get back to you about number three after a mad spree at the bookies and I buy the world.

3. Full godhood and omnipotence that cannot be usurped from me or shared without my permission, begining with the origin of the universe and spanning until I see fit to destroy it.


Time travel is a bitch, Pho.
Title: Re: Three Wishes
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 28, 2010, 06:04:41 PM
1.  Everyone gets off my planet.

2.  I get to watch everyone get evicted.

3.  A sammich <--- Sorry, Freeky.
Title: Re: Three Wishes
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 28, 2010, 06:50:32 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 28, 2010, 06:04:41 PM
1.  Everyone gets off my planet.

2.  I get to watch everyone get evicted.

3.  A sammich <--- Sorry, Freeky.

Dibs on Mars?
Title: Re: Three Wishes
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on September 28, 2010, 07:03:13 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 28, 2010, 06:50:32 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 28, 2010, 06:04:41 PM
1.  Everyone gets off my planet.

2.  I get to watch everyone get evicted.

3.  A sammich <--- Sorry, Freeky.

Dibs on Mars?

You don't have enough seniority for Mars.   :argh!: 
Title: Re: Three Wishes
Post by: LMNO on September 28, 2010, 07:03:48 PM
Mars.  Needs.  Women.
Title: Re: Three Wishes
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 28, 2010, 07:08:10 PM
Quote from: Kiaransalee on September 28, 2010, 07:03:13 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 28, 2010, 06:50:32 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 28, 2010, 06:04:41 PM
1.  Everyone gets off my planet.

2.  I get to watch everyone get evicted.

3.  A sammich <--- Sorry, Freeky.

Dibs on Mars?

You don't have enough seniority for Mars.   :argh!: 

Since Dok is doing the evicting, his is the authority I am appealing to.

Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on September 28, 2010, 07:03:48 PM
Mars.  Needs.  Women.

Women are very welcome on a blighted Mars.
Title: Re: Three Wishes
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 28, 2010, 07:33:25 PM
I'm also willing to take Ceres.

Twid,
Trying to get sort of cut for Earth exports.
Title: Re: Three Wishes
Post by: Jasper on September 28, 2010, 07:42:45 PM
I just realized that if we ever colonize mars, some damn hyena will write "Women are From Mars".  That will be the end of civilization.
Title: Re: Three Wishes
Post by: PopeTom on September 28, 2010, 07:45:53 PM
Everything that was said about wishes was said by Steve Martin.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPVuHP3OXk0
Title: Re: Three Wishes
Post by: AFK on September 28, 2010, 07:47:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on September 28, 2010, 07:03:48 PM
Mars.  Needs.  Women.

The colony of women should be set up on the Olympus Mons. 
Title: Re: Three Wishes
Post by: Don Coyote on September 28, 2010, 11:22:35 PM
Quote from: Horrendous Foreign Liam Stoat on September 28, 2010, 11:20:20 PM
Hah. Jokes on you:

YOUR ALREADY ON MARS SUCKERS!

So that is where my already got to.
Title: Re: Three Wishes
Post by: Jasper on September 29, 2010, 01:23:33 AM
Tee hee.

Title: Re: Three Wishes
Post by: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 29, 2010, 01:35:58 AM
capture it back!  :lol:

Also dibs on Pluto.
Title: Re: Three Wishes
Post by: the last yatto on September 29, 2010, 02:11:27 AM
Dibs on planet x
Title: Re: Three Wishes
Post by: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 29, 2010, 02:23:20 AM
BUDDIES!  :lulz:

Also does anyone else think Planet X is a lame name? There are still lots of cool Greek gods to choose from!
Title: Re: Three Wishes
Post by: Jasper on September 29, 2010, 02:26:34 AM
But it's so... sci fi!

Edit:  Oh yeah, didn't we name that one Eris?

Hmph.  :lol:
Title: Re: Three Wishes
Post by: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 29, 2010, 03:02:31 AM
Didn't know that. The last time I heard of Planet X, it was in fact called Planet X, lol.

YAY ERIS! Totally wanna move there now! :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Three Wishes
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 29, 2010, 03:34:23 AM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 29, 2010, 03:02:31 AM
Didn't know that. The last time I heard of Planet X, it was in fact called Planet X, lol.

YAY ERIS! Totally wanna move there now! :mrgreen:

No you don't. It's cold as shit. The sun looks like a star from there. That's how far away it is.
Title: Re: Three Wishes
Post by: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 29, 2010, 03:55:21 AM
:P I am the Great Pope of OUTSIDE. I think I can manage.  :lol:
Title: Re: Three Wishes
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 29, 2010, 03:59:21 AM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 29, 2010, 03:55:21 AM
:P I am the Great Pope of OUTSIDE. I think I can manage.  :lol:

Alright, but there is a toll for landing on Mars. Just figured I'd let you know if you changed your mind.
Title: Re: Three Wishes
Post by: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 29, 2010, 04:01:30 AM
What if I land on the opposite side and skip your toll booth.

What then?
Title: Re: Three Wishes
Post by: the last yatto on September 29, 2010, 10:20:26 AM
The enviroment on planet x has already been claimed by duck dodgers, but I have the deed. And its got some great condos, and I wouldn't recommend going outside since they aren't heated like the vaults
Title: Re: Three Wishes
Post by: AFK on September 29, 2010, 10:58:18 AM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 29, 2010, 03:02:31 AM
Didn't know that. The last time I heard of Planet X, it was in fact called Planet X, lol.

YAY ERIS! Totally wanna move there now! :mrgreen:

You mean you didn't know they named the 10th planet Eris?  I can understand, I mean, it was a woefully underreported event in these parts.   :lol:
Title: Re: Three Wishes
Post by: LMNO on September 29, 2010, 01:42:03 PM
GPO's schtick appears to be not knowing things that just about everyone else does.
Title: Re: Three Wishes
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 29, 2010, 06:13:34 PM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 29, 2010, 04:01:30 AM
What if I land on the opposite side and skip your toll booth.

What then?

Phobos is the toll booth. Unless your ship is fast enough to approach Mars and land without me noticing in the short time it takes a Phobian month to pass (approximately 12 hours), You'll have to pay the toll.
Title: Re: Three Wishes
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 06:14:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on September 29, 2010, 01:42:03 PM
GPO's schtick appears to be not knowing things that just about everyone else does.

Or we're just getting old.   :lulz:
Title: Re: Three Wishes
Post by: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 29, 2010, 08:21:23 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on September 29, 2010, 01:42:03 PM
GPO's schtick appears to be not knowing things that just about everyone else does.

That is EXACTLY my shtick. :D
Title: Re: Three Wishes
Post by: LMNO on September 29, 2010, 08:35:00 PM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 29, 2010, 08:21:23 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on September 29, 2010, 01:42:03 PM
GPO's schtick appears to be not knowing things that just about everyone else does.

What's a schtick?

Title: Re: Three Wishes
Post by: Jasper on September 30, 2010, 02:23:08 AM
:lulz:
Title: Re: Three Wishes
Post by: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 30, 2010, 02:46:16 AM
*laughing my ass off cuz it's just too true*
Title: Re: Three Wishes
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 30, 2010, 02:54:24 AM
I'll take total omnipotence for my third wish. Money only takes you so far.
Title: Re: Three Wishes
Post by: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 30, 2010, 03:06:06 AM
total omnipotence=redundancy?
Title: Re: Three Wishes
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 30, 2010, 03:11:28 AM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 30, 2010, 03:06:06 AM
total omnipotence=redundancy?

Quiet mortal. Make the sacrifice.
Title: Re: Three Wishes
Post by: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 30, 2010, 03:13:38 AM
WTF?! Since when do I have to sacrifice to you?!  :argh!: ITS MINE I TELL YOU! ALL MINE!
Title: Re: Three Wishes
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 30, 2010, 03:18:07 AM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 30, 2010, 03:13:38 AM
WTF?! Since when do I have to sacrifice to you?!  :argh!: ITS MINE I TELL YOU! ALL MINE!

Total omnipotence=Exclusive omnipotence. I will do the terrible wrath.

Get that fire going. And make sure that libation bowl is spotless.
Title: Re: Three Wishes
Post by: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 30, 2010, 03:22:11 AM
FINE! But all you're getting is my sacrificial poo. So NYEH! :p
Title: Re: Three Wishes
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 30, 2010, 03:23:26 AM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 30, 2010, 03:22:11 AM
FINE! But all you're getting is my sacrificial poo. So NYEH! :p

Omnipotence means it's going to become chicken covered in habanero sauce.

And that's before you poop it out.
Title: Re: Three Wishes
Post by: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 30, 2010, 03:30:59 AM
Free will means it will be after.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Three Wishes
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 30, 2010, 03:32:29 AM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 30, 2010, 03:30:59 AM
Free will means it will be after.  :lulz:

What are you on about?
Title: Re: Three Wishes
Post by: Phox on September 30, 2010, 03:34:24 AM
1. I wish for Blight's Omnipotence.
2. He can't wish it back.
3. No one else can wish it from me.
:lulz:
Title: Re: Three Wishes
Post by: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 30, 2010, 04:02:44 AM
Sorry, but Blight's omnipotence was an imperfect one to begin with.
Title: Re: Three Wishes
Post by: Phox on September 30, 2010, 04:04:15 AM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 30, 2010, 04:02:44 AM
Sorry, but Blight's omnipotence was an imperfect one to begin with.

Doesn't matter, I have my corpse. Omnipotence or not, that post served its purpose.
Title: Re: Three Wishes
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 30, 2010, 05:21:05 AM
Quote from: Lady Nyx on September 30, 2010, 04:04:15 AM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 30, 2010, 04:02:44 AM
Sorry, but Blight's omnipotence was an imperfect one to begin with.

Doesn't matter, I have my corpse. Omnipotence or not, that post served its purpose.

You realize that this creates a paradox owing to the fact that my request was for exclusive omnipotence.

I also still have the power of time travel, and can go back in time and prevent you from making this ineffective wish.
Title: Re: Three Wishes
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 30, 2010, 05:29:53 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 28, 2010, 05:05:20 PM
I'll take the following:

1. $10 billion, 10 billon EUR, and 10 pesos.
2. Fully functioning time machine that goes both to the future and the past

I'll get back to you about number three after a mad spree at the bookies and I buy the world.

3. Full godhood and omnipotence that cannot be usurped from me or shared without my permission, begining with the origin of the universe and spanning until I see fit to destroy it.


Time travel is a bitch, Pho.

Suck it.
Title: Re: Three Wishes
Post by: The Wizard on September 30, 2010, 05:30:57 AM
Ha! Brilliant work, my good Doktor! Brilliant Work indeed!
Title: Re: Three Wishes
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 30, 2010, 05:32:13 AM
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 30, 2010, 05:30:57 AM
Ha! Brilliant work, my good Doktor! Brilliant Work indeed!

I knew that time machine would be handy for more than just gambling.
Title: Re: Three Wishes
Post by: The Wizard on September 30, 2010, 05:37:38 AM
This device can send you into the future, yes?
Title: Re: Three Wishes
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 30, 2010, 05:40:28 AM
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 30, 2010, 05:37:38 AM
This device can send you into the future, yes?

Yes, why?
Title: Re: Three Wishes
Post by: The Wizard on September 30, 2010, 05:41:20 AM
You should check the future here out; see what everyone's doing, say, a year from now.
Title: Re: Three Wishes
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 30, 2010, 05:46:25 AM
Hmm....

I'll make an expedition over the weekend and report back.
Title: Re: Three Wishes
Post by: Don Coyote on September 30, 2010, 05:47:44 AM
That is not wise. Trust me.
Title: Re: Three Wishes
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 30, 2010, 05:49:29 AM
Quote from: Oh Shit Wolf Cavalry on September 30, 2010, 05:47:44 AM
That is not wise. Trust me.

Which part?
Title: Re: Three Wishes
Post by: The Wizard on September 30, 2010, 05:49:45 AM
Good good. I'm interested in how things will end up. My own plot-lines for example; do I get my revenge, do I turn back to the side of good, do I die one too many times and stay down? Much to be learned.

QuoteThat is not wise. Trust me.

You worship space mollusks, and you're telling him what he's doing is unwise?
Title: Re: Three Wishes
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 30, 2010, 05:53:53 AM
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 30, 2010, 05:49:45 AM

QuoteThat is not wise. Trust me.

You worship space mollusks, and you're telling him what he's doing is unwise?

Truth, especially where I am a more approachable deity. That said, I didn't ask for wisdom, and I can be reasoned with.

Besides, this might lead to an interesting recon mission.
Title: Re: Three Wishes
Post by: Don Coyote on September 30, 2010, 06:12:55 AM
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 30, 2010, 05:49:45 AM
Good good. I'm interested in how things will end up. My own plot-lines for example; do I get my revenge, do I turn back to the side of good, do I die one too many times and stay down? Much to be learned.

QuoteThat is not wise. Trust me.

You worship space mollusks, and you're telling him what he's doing is unwise?

To say that he is a space mollusk would be wrong. Yes he does have cephalopodic characteristics but he does not dwell in what we term space.
Also, I do not worship him. He conveys messages through me, which incidentally protects me from most of your machinations. The only downside is...of no concern to mortals.

Or Coyote is pranking me. :lulz:
Title: Re: Three Wishes
Post by: The Wizard on September 30, 2010, 06:15:15 AM
QuoteOr Coyote is pranking me.

He's a trickster god, so I'm guessing this one.
Title: Re: Three Wishes
Post by: Don Coyote on September 30, 2010, 06:17:31 AM
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 30, 2010, 06:15:15 AM
QuoteOr Coyote is pranking me.

He's a trickster god, so I'm guessing this one.

Calling Coyote a mere trickster god is so...not the entire picture. But Coyote may in fact be the Great Bovinical Tentaclar Deity.
Title: Re: Three Wishes
Post by: The Wizard on September 30, 2010, 06:19:29 AM
QuoteCalling Coyote a mere trickster god is so...not the entire picture. But Coyote may in fact be the Great Bovinical Tentaclar Deity.

Either way, he's still not going to help you much out hear.
Title: Re: Three Wishes
Post by: Don Coyote on September 30, 2010, 06:20:08 AM
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 30, 2010, 06:19:29 AM
QuoteCalling Coyote a mere trickster god is so...not the entire picture. But Coyote may in fact be the Great Bovinical Tentaclar Deity.

Either way, he's still not going to help you much out hear.

That's ok, I have stock in Miracle Ear.
Title: Re: Three Wishes
Post by: The Wizard on September 30, 2010, 06:21:42 AM
QuoteThat's ok, I have stock in Miracle Ear.

Fair enough.

I'm off to bed. Night folks, and remember,

NO ONE IS SAFE
Title: Re: Three Wishes
Post by: Don Coyote on September 30, 2010, 06:26:33 AM
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 30, 2010, 06:21:42 AM
QuoteThat's ok, I have stock in Miracle Ear.

Fair enough.

I'm off to bed. Night folks, and remember,

NO ONE IS SAFE

Especially not your orifices, Herr Doktor.
Title: Re: Three Wishes
Post by: The Wizard on September 30, 2010, 06:28:28 AM
QuoteEspecially not your orifices, Herr Doktor.

You interrupt my sleep, Bovine Shellfish god, and you'll regret it.

I've got your number, Old thing, I've got your number.
Title: Re: Three Wishes
Post by: Don Coyote on September 30, 2010, 06:51:54 AM
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 30, 2010, 06:28:28 AM
QuoteEspecially not your orifices, Herr Doktor.

You interrupt my sleep, Bovine Shellfish god, and you'll regret it.

I've got your number, Old thing, I've got your number.

You know, it could be considered, MAD to threaten and insult a not-worldly being of his magnitude. Maybe he has already given you his deepest caresses, and thus implanted the seeds of your INSANITY in your darkest places.
Title: Re: Three Wishes
Post by: the last yatto on September 30, 2010, 05:13:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 30, 2010, 06:15:15 AM
QuoteOr Coyote is pranking me.

He's a trickster god, so I'm guessing this one.

Havn't been by there all week, wasn't me
Title: Re: Three Wishes
Post by: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 30, 2010, 11:07:57 PM
How did this turn into the extension of the vengeance thread....?

Oh well, never mind.

At least I'm safe, yes?  :lulz:
Title: Re: Three Wishes
Post by: Don Coyote on September 30, 2010, 11:10:05 PM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 30, 2010, 11:07:57 PM
How did this turn into the extension of the vengeance thread....?

Oh well, never mind.

At least I'm safe, yes?  :lulz:
no :lulz:
Title: Re: Three Wishes
Post by: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 30, 2010, 11:10:39 PM
 :argh!: But this isn't your vengeance!!
Title: Re: Three Wishes
Post by: Don Coyote on September 30, 2010, 11:13:10 PM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 30, 2010, 11:10:39 PM
:argh!: But this isn't your vengeance!!
And? :lulz:
Title: Re: Three Wishes
Post by: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 30, 2010, 11:15:25 PM
I have no reason to fear you at all.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Three Wishes
Post by: Don Coyote on September 30, 2010, 11:23:54 PM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 30, 2010, 11:15:25 PM
I have no reason to fear you at all.  :lulz:
Yet.
Title: Re: Three Wishes
Post by: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 30, 2010, 11:32:55 PM
Yet.