People who are smart yet not smart enough to know when to hide it.
People who press the button at the crosswalk a million times, even though it doesn't do anything. They must like the beepy noise.
When you set out to prepare a recipe, but near the end you discover that you don't have a key ingredient or that you left it out.
The kiosks at the mall that sell hair extensions and cell phone accessories are irritating
Quote from: Nast on September 29, 2010, 05:27:59 AM
People who are smart yet not smart enough to know when to hide it.
I know better, I just do it anyway.
And what do you have against cellphones with hair extensions?
Love
Smiles
Puppies
Children
Daytime
Non-drowsy cough syrup
Quote from: Sigmatic on September 29, 2010, 06:01:27 AM
Quote from: Nast on September 29, 2010, 05:27:59 AM
People who are smart yet not smart enough to know when to hide it.
I know better, I just do it anyway.
And what do you have against cellphones with hair extensions?
Well, cellphone kitsch is somehow understandable, but I can't imagine someone walking around in a mall and then suddenly realizing that it's time to replace their skanky-ass weave with a fresh one, from a
kiosk, off all things. Well, I can imagine it, but it's hateful.
Quote from: vexati0n on September 29, 2010, 06:02:37 AM
Love
Smiles
Puppies
Children
Daytime
Non-drowsy cough syrup
Your heart is black as sin.
No I meant like...nevermind.
Listing irritating things.
Gums that feel funny.
People who ride bicycles wearing cowboy boots.
People under thirty who have mutton chops.
People.
Those who understand depth of recursion.
When someone says "what?" just to buy time to think of a clever comeback
Income tax for people who live below the poverty line
Hearing about social justice non stop since I moved to Portland
Hearing the word "sorry" when it's not appropriate
The persistent squeak of the gas meter on a hot summer night.
Quote from: Sigmatic on September 29, 2010, 06:21:53 AM
No I meant like...nevermind.
Listing irritating things.
Gums that feel funny.
People who ride bicycles wearing cowboy boots.
People under thirty who have mutton chops.
People.
Those who understand depth of recursion.
When someone says "what?" just to buy time to think of a clever comeback
Income tax for people who live below the poverty line
Hearing about social justice non stop since I moved to Portland
Hearing the word "sorry" when it's not appropriate
Welcome to Portland.
I read sig's list as saying;
income tax
people who live below the poverty line
Quote from: Rumckle on September 29, 2010, 06:55:40 AM
I read sig's list as saying;
income tax
people who live below the poverty line
Ouch!
-the way my one cat always ALWAYS beats up on the fat black one
-when people at work talk to me
-how the commercials are 5 levels higher than the show you're watching
-newer country music
-snuggie commercials
-sudden itches that make you jump
-hair that falls inside my shirt and touches me
-lids not tightened properly on the salad dressing bottles
-that stinky smoke after you blow out a candle
-cat vomit
-lovebugs
-children
-dry toast
When you're about to fall asleep a car alarm starts for no apparent reason...and then doesn't stop for a long time.
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 29, 2010, 07:16:33 AM
-the way my one cat always ALWAYS beats up on the fat black one
-when people at work talk to me
-how the commercials are 5 levels higher than the show you're watching
-newer country music
-snuggie commercials
-sudden itches that make you jump
-hair that falls inside my shirt and touches me
-lids not tightened properly on the salad dressing bottles
-that stinky smoke after you blow out a candle
-cat vomit
-lovebugs
-children
-dry toast
All of these!
But I like the smell of candle smoke, even if it's full of cancer.
Irritating Things
people on their cellphone while they're driving.
the way my cat will dig in the litter box for 5 minutes.. i keep expecting to come in and see a rock garden or a sand castle but no.. just litter all over the damn floor.
ordering a hamburger plain and they put ketchup on it. that shit is just gross.
or worse, mayonnaise. I don't even like thinking about that shit.
when things on my Jeep break. It's a 20 year old vehicle and shit's sometimes hard to find.
white girls with ghetto inflection to their voice. really, ANYONE with ghetto inflection to their voice.
anyone who dismisses electronic music out of hand or calls it all "techno" or worse.. "disco"
people who cancel plans at the last minute.
children. all of them.
I never make these lists.
:sadbanana:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 02:36:57 PM
I never make these lists.
:sadbanana:
But it is really so simple isn't it?
1. Humans
2. when in doubt about the irritating factor refer to #1
See :mrgreen:
Lists
A chunk of steak that isn't finished being chewed so I can comfortably swallow it.
That one fucker whom you can never trust for any kind of information about anything, not because he's a liar, but because he's always completely wrong.
Great honking bits of meat stuck between my teeth, so big that they are UNCOMFORTABLE.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 30, 2010, 05:08:09 AM
Great honking bits of meat stuck between my teeth, so big that they are UNCOMFORTABLE.
:lmnuendo:
Spats.
Quote from: Phox on October 07, 2010, 12:48:46 AM
Spats.
You seem to have mistaken this for the list of things that are
fucking stylin'.
Cainad,
no taste at all
Quote from: Nast on September 29, 2010, 05:27:59 AM
People who press the button at the crosswalk a million times, even though it doesn't do anything. They must like the beepy noise.
YOURS MAKE A BEEPY NOISE????
IF OURS MADE A BEEPY NOISE I'D BE PRESSING THAT SHIT ALL DAY LONG
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 07, 2010, 09:01:51 AM
Quote from: Nast on September 29, 2010, 05:27:59 AM
People who press the button at the crosswalk a million times, even though it doesn't do anything. They must like the beepy noise.
YOURS MAKE A BEEPY NOISE????
IF OURS MADE A BEEPY NOISE I'D BE PRESSING THAT SHIT ALL DAY LONG
Me, too. Nast is a lucky litte bastard, inne? :(
Ours beep and then make cuckoo noise when you can walk and this harsh BWAAA BWAAA like a choking duck noise when you can't walk.
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 07, 2010, 09:01:51 AM
Quote from: Nast on September 29, 2010, 05:27:59 AM
People who press the button at the crosswalk a million times, even though it doesn't do anything. They must like the beepy noise.
YOURS MAKE A BEEPY NOISE????
IF OURS MADE A BEEPY NOISE I'D BE PRESSING THAT SHIT ALL DAY LONG
OMG YES, THEY ARE EXACTLY AS AMAZING AS THEY SOUND
THERE'S THIS LITTLE SENSOR BUTTON THAT DOESN'T ACTUALLY REQUIRE PRESSURE, YOU JUST TOUCH YOUR FINGER TO IT AND IT GOES "BEEP-BOOP!"
Sometimes I press it an extra 2 or 3 times... just to be sure.
Things that annoy Dok today.
1. Me.
2. Everyone else.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 07, 2010, 06:08:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 07, 2010, 06:05:14 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 07, 2010, 06:03:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 07, 2010, 05:48:46 PM
Things that annoy Dok today.
1. Me.
2. Everyone else.
:(
STOP BEING SO DAMN PRETTY! :crankey:
NO U
I CAN'T. IT COMES WITH BEING A DIRTY LITTLE GIRL.
DOK,
DIRTY LITTLE GIRL.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 07, 2010, 06:09:23 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 07, 2010, 06:08:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 07, 2010, 06:05:14 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 07, 2010, 06:03:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 07, 2010, 05:48:46 PM
Things that annoy Dok today.
1. Me.
2. Everyone else.
:(
STOP BEING SO DAMN PRETTY! :crankey:
NO U
I CAN'T. IT COMES WITH BEING A DIRTY LITTLE GIRL.
DOK,
DIRTY LITTLE GIRL.
:argh!: STOP BEING PRETTIER THAN ME OR ELSE
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 07, 2010, 06:10:54 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 07, 2010, 06:09:23 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 07, 2010, 06:08:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 07, 2010, 06:05:14 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 07, 2010, 06:03:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 07, 2010, 05:48:46 PM
Things that annoy Dok today.
1. Me.
2. Everyone else.
:(
STOP BEING SO DAMN PRETTY! :crankey:
NO U
I CAN'T. IT COMES WITH BEING A DIRTY LITTLE GIRL.
DOK,
DIRTY LITTLE GIRL.
:argh!: STOP BEING PRETTIER THAN ME OR ELSE
OR ELSE WHAT?
DOK,
DOES HIS LITTLE TURN ON THE CATWALK, ON THE CATWALK, YEAH.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 07, 2010, 06:12:48 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 07, 2010, 06:10:54 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 07, 2010, 06:09:23 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 07, 2010, 06:08:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 07, 2010, 06:05:14 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 07, 2010, 06:03:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 07, 2010, 05:48:46 PM
Things that annoy Dok today.
1. Me.
2. Everyone else.
:(
STOP BEING SO DAMN PRETTY! :crankey:
NO U
I CAN'T. IT COMES WITH BEING A DIRTY LITTLE GIRL.
DOK,
DIRTY LITTLE GIRL.
:argh!: STOP BEING PRETTIER THAN ME OR ELSE
OR ELSE WHAT?
DOK,
DOES HIS LITTLE TURN ON THE CATWALK, ON THE CATWALK, YEAH.
:crankey:
PLEASE STAND BY.
HAMMERTIME.
wooooooooooooo
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 07, 2010, 06:12:48 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 07, 2010, 06:10:54 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 07, 2010, 06:09:23 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 07, 2010, 06:08:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 07, 2010, 06:05:14 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 07, 2010, 06:03:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 07, 2010, 05:48:46 PM
Things that annoy Dok today.
1. Me.
2. Everyone else.
:(
STOP BEING SO DAMN PRETTY! :crankey:
NO U
I CAN'T. IT COMES WITH BEING A DIRTY LITTLE GIRL.
DOK,
DIRTY LITTLE GIRL.
:argh!: STOP BEING PRETTIER THAN ME OR ELSE
OR ELSE WHAT?
DOK,
DOES HIS LITTLE TURN ON THE CATWALK, ON THE CATWALK, YEAH.
:spittake:
I just did this:
- misuse of ellipses
- repetitive misuse of ellipses
- loud, abrupt noises
- misapplication of the terms "theory" and "hypothesis"
- people who take offense when they hear taboo words
- people who refer to others as "immature" for using taboo words
- people who don't get that their highly amusing reactions to hearing taboo words make taboo words fun to use and otherwise perpetuate the general offensiveness thereof
- friends that are embarrassed to be seen with you in public
- the shooting of wolves from helicopters—seriously, who does that?
- belief that believing that proof is Truer than belief is not belief
- forceful assertion that atheism is a religion
- aesthetically appealing moderately-sized women who constantly gripe that they're fat when they aren't, as if that's something to be ashamed of, thereby needlessly engendering feelings of self-consciousness in aesthetically appealing, genuinely large women
- Women who don't realize that their self-perception of over exaggerated size reflects other more deep-rooted insecurities
- government
- belief that government is a "necessary evil"
steel wool
poison ivy
itching powder
thistles
noel gallagher
Quote from: Psychonomaly on October 07, 2010, 06:52:54 PM
I just did this:
- belief that believing that proof is Truer than belief is not belief
You're an idiot.
Quote from: Psychonomaly on October 07, 2010, 06:52:54 PM
- belief that government is a "necessary evil"
Correction: Just another anarchist idiot.
- belief that believing that proof is Truer than belief is not belief
That's hard to parse.
Believe that "proof is truer than belief": Check
"proof is..." is not belief: Check.
Then you lost me.
I'm pretty sure, whatever that means, it's wrong.
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 07, 2010, 07:23:44 PM
- belief that believing that proof is Truer than belief is not belief
That's hard to parse.
Believe that "proof is truer than belief": Check
"proof is..." is not belief: Check.
Then you lost me.
I'm pretty sure, whatever that means, it's wrong.
I took it as "placing evidence over belief is itself belief".
But I could be wrong, he seems kind of dumb.
I pity these fools thinking they're yoda spouting jibba jabba.
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 07, 2010, 07:26:11 PM
I pity these fools thinking they're yoda spouting jibba jabba.
Not me. I'm pretty sure that they're sincere in their stupidity, and thus are happy.
What a perfectly uplifting thought. :)
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 07, 2010, 07:28:51 PM
What a perfectly uplifting thought. :)
Idiocy is bliss.
The belief in believing that belief in proof is believing proof is belief, is in itself a belief.
LMNO
-amidoinitrite?
prove it
Believe it!
\
:magick:
proof enough for me!
:thumb:
I don't believe it. :aaa:
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 07, 2010, 07:43:57 PM
I don't believe it. :aaa:
Which means you have no proof.
:roflcake:
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on October 07, 2010, 07:39:08 PM
The belief in believing that belief in proof is believing proof is belief, is in itself a belief.
LMNO
-amidoinitrite?
I think I speak for the rest of us when I say
:ohnotache:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 07, 2010, 07:24:28 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 07, 2010, 07:23:44 PM
- belief that believing that proof is Truer than belief is not belief
That's hard to parse.
Believe that "proof is truer than belief": Check
"proof is..." is not belief: Check.
Then you lost me.
I'm pretty sure, whatever that means, it's wrong.
I took it as "placing evidence over belief is itself belief".
Yeah, that.
QuoteBut I could be wrong, he seems kind of dumb.
That too.
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 07, 2010, 07:45:09 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on October 07, 2010, 07:39:08 PM
The belief in believing that belief in proof is believing proof is belief, is in itself a belief.
LMNO
-amidoinitrite?
I think I speak for the rest of us when I say
:ohnotache:
Well for me it was more of a :asplode:
There is an important distinction
between beliefs caused by evidence
and faith caused by inclination.
(I wish I could do that in haiku, but you get the idea.)
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on October 07, 2010, 07:48:36 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 07, 2010, 07:47:14 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on October 07, 2010, 07:44:31 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 07, 2010, 07:43:57 PM
I don't believe it. :aaa:
Which means you have no proof.
:roflcake:
I believe you can't prove I don't have proof to not believe!
Bah! Mere semantics!
VICTORY IS MINE, I BELIEVE!
You can't honestly believe that.
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on October 07, 2010, 07:50:38 PM
You can't honestly believe that.
I do believe it, and I don't have to prove anything!
I WANT TO BELIEVE!
I believe in my Belief in Belief.
:aaa:
IMMACULATE TECHNIQUE: FIST OF RECURSION
That sounds rather irritating.
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on October 07, 2010, 07:53:05 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 07, 2010, 07:51:49 PM
I WANT TO BELIEVE!
I WANT TO PROVE!
PROLIEVE™ helps you prove belief so you can believe the proof.
Ask your doctor if PROLIEVE™ home lobotomy kits are for you.
Quote from: Kiaransalee on October 07, 2010, 03:48:41 PM
Ours beep and then make cuckoo noise when you can walk and this harsh BWAAA BWAAA like a choking duck noise when you can't walk.
At one of the crosswalks for my last college there was this nice masculine voice that would say "walk walk walk walk walk walk walk walk walk" and " wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait "