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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Lies on October 05, 2010, 11:31:44 PM

Title: WARNING
Post by: Lies on October 05, 2010, 11:31:44 PM
DO NOT FEED THE HOMELESS, DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT TRYING TO DO GOOD THINGS TOWARDS YOUR FELLOW MAN, BEING A PHILANTHROPIST WILL GIVE YOU A CRIMINAL RECORD.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyivZI2skEI&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: WARNING
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 05, 2010, 11:46:12 PM
Oh my fucking holy fuck. Fuckers!
Title: Re: WARNING
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 06, 2010, 12:17:08 AM
Holy shit.

Even for Florida, that's pretty fucked up.
Title: Re: WARNING
Post by: Don Coyote on October 06, 2010, 12:21:06 AM
I say this guy and his crew are good people, moreso because they are going to keep doing it.
Title: Re: WARNING
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 06, 2010, 02:34:41 AM
I hope that the people there, especially churches, organize protest picnics. I want to see the papers run stories about the police busting up church picnics.
Title: Re: WARNING
Post by: Don Coyote on October 06, 2010, 02:38:27 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 02:34:41 AM
I hope that the people there, especially churches, organize protest picnics. I want to see the papers run stories about the police busting up church picnics.
I was wondering, because the wording in the news clip seemed to imply that ANYONE feeding more than 25 people at a time in a public place for any reason was illegal. So that would be awesome seeing the cop trying to bust up a church picnic.
Title: Re: WARNING
Post by: Jasper on October 06, 2010, 03:01:31 AM
This will not stand. 

I ain't even going to make a bad joke about this.  It actually pisses me off.
Title: Re: WARNING
Post by: Juana on October 06, 2010, 04:10:48 AM
Wow.
Title: Re: WARNING
Post by: Cain on October 06, 2010, 09:09:22 AM
Does this mean Jesus will have a warrant out for his arrest come the resurrection, in Florida? 

Because if feeding 25 people is a crime, how awful is feeding 5000?
Title: Re: WARNING
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on October 06, 2010, 05:05:10 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 06, 2010, 09:09:22 AM
Does this mean Jesus will have a warrant out for his arrest come the resurrection, in Florida? 

Because if feeding 25 people is a crime, how awful is feeding 5000?

It would depend on if the fish were legal sized and whether or not they were in season.

Florida, where Fish and Game has more authority than any other division of law enforcement practically worldwide....
Title: Re: WARNING
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 06, 2010, 05:08:42 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 06, 2010, 03:01:31 AM
This will not stand. 

Sure it will.  Your anger is irrelevant, given that the Orlando city council probably doesn't read PD.

Unless you are planning to, you know, DO something.  Write a letter.  Get others to write letters.  I will if you will.  Anything else you can think of would be listened to, at least by me.

But sitting here pissing and moaning means that it WILL in fact stand.
Title: Re: WARNING
Post by: Suu on October 06, 2010, 05:11:19 PM
Quote from: Kiaransalee on October 06, 2010, 05:05:10 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 06, 2010, 09:09:22 AM
Does this mean Jesus will have a warrant out for his arrest come the resurrection, in Florida? 

Because if feeding 25 people is a crime, how awful is feeding 5000?

It would depend on if the fish were legal sized and whether or not they were in season.

Florida, where Fish and Game has more authority than any other division of law enforcement practically worldwide....

You can't even take a tarpon out of the water when you catch one, you know. If you get caught...hefty fine.

Also: Orlando.

Says enough right there. We need to get Squiddy out of there.
Title: Re: WARNING
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 06, 2010, 05:12:17 PM
The world is fucking crazy. It's illegal to feed homeless people, and my friend just received a cease & desist for painting Richard Feynman.
Title: Re: WARNING
Post by: Richter on October 06, 2010, 05:13:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on October 06, 2010, 05:11:19 PM
Quote from: Kiaransalee on October 06, 2010, 05:05:10 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 06, 2010, 09:09:22 AM
Does this mean Jesus will have a warrant out for his arrest come the resurrection, in Florida? 

Because if feeding 25 people is a crime, how awful is feeding 5000?

It would depend on if the fish were legal sized and whether or not they were in season.

Florida, where Fish and Game has more authority than any other division of law enforcement practically worldwide....

You can't even take a tampon out of the water when you catch one, you know. If you get caught...hefty fine.



AMIRITE?
Title: Re: WARNING
Post by: Freeky on October 06, 2010, 05:14:12 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 05:12:17 PM
The world is fucking crazy. It's illegal to feed homeless people, and my friend just received a cease & desist for painting Richard Feynman.

wut
Title: Re: WARNING
Post by: Nast on October 06, 2010, 05:14:42 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 05:12:17 PM
The world is fucking crazy. It's illegal to feed homeless people, and my friend just received a cease & desist for painting Richard Feynman.

Huh what? From who? Why?

Title: Re: WARNING
Post by: Suu on October 06, 2010, 05:16:34 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 06, 2010, 05:13:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on October 06, 2010, 05:11:19 PM
Quote from: Kiaransalee on October 06, 2010, 05:05:10 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 06, 2010, 09:09:22 AM
Does this mean Jesus will have a warrant out for his arrest come the resurrection, in Florida? 

Because if feeding 25 people is a crime, how awful is feeding 5000?

It would depend on if the fish were legal sized and whether or not they were in season.

Florida, where Fish and Game has more authority than any other division of law enforcement practically worldwide....

You can't even take a tampon out of the water when you catch one, you know. If you get caught...hefty fine.



AMIRITE?

You need to call my brother, RIGHT NOW. He has stories.
Title: Re: WARNING
Post by: Cain on October 06, 2010, 05:16:47 PM
Quote from: Nast on October 06, 2010, 05:14:42 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 05:12:17 PM
The world is fucking crazy. It's illegal to feed homeless people, and my friend just received a cease & desist for painting Richard Feynman.

Huh what? From who? Why?



Einstein.  Physics rivalry, very sad.
Title: Re: WARNING
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 06, 2010, 05:44:48 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 06, 2010, 05:14:12 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 05:12:17 PM
The world is fucking crazy. It's illegal to feed homeless people, and my friend just received a cease & desist for painting Richard Feynman.

wut

Well, he's dead, and to paint him, you'd have to dig him up, which would probably upset the family.
Title: Re: WARNING
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 06, 2010, 05:47:13 PM
This is the portrait in question:

(http://bijijoo.com/blog/hyrax/2010/01/feynman.jpg)

Apparently it's illegal to sell it.
Title: Re: WARNING
Post by: Freeky on October 06, 2010, 05:47:57 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 06, 2010, 05:44:48 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 06, 2010, 05:14:12 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 05:12:17 PM
The world is fucking crazy. It's illegal to feed homeless people, and my friend just received a cease & desist for painting Richard Feynman.

wut

Well, he's dead, and to paint him, you'd have to dig him up, which would probably upset the family.

:lulz:
Title: Re: WARNING
Post by: Nast on October 06, 2010, 05:54:24 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 06, 2010, 05:44:48 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 06, 2010, 05:14:12 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 05:12:17 PM
The world is fucking crazy. It's illegal to feed homeless people, and my friend just received a cease & desist for painting Richard Feynman.

wut

Well, he's dead, and to paint him, you'd have to dig him up, which would probably upset the family.

:lulz:

Oh dear.

Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 05:47:13 PM
This is the portrait in question:

(http://bijijoo.com/blog/hyrax/2010/01/feynman.jpg)

Apparently it's illegal to sell it.

That's amazing! I'm particularly fond of the cherub clutching the wiener.

Why is illegal to sell though? Is there some sort of copyright on Feynman's image?
Title: Re: WARNING
Post by: Disco Pickle on October 06, 2010, 06:11:59 PM
what's with the wiener at the top and the ham hock at the bottom?
Title: Re: WARNING
Post by: Jasper on October 06, 2010, 06:19:51 PM
Just sell it privately.  No one has to know.

ETA:  I just realized, being illegal is a feature of the work that could be leveraged to make it worth even more money. 
Title: Re: WARNING
Post by: Nast on October 06, 2010, 06:37:00 PM
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on October 06, 2010, 06:11:59 PM
what's with the wiener at the top and the ham hock at the bottom?

If I'm not mistaken, pork seems to be a recurring motif throughout his work.
Title: Re: WARNING
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 06, 2010, 06:38:21 PM
Quote from: Nast on October 06, 2010, 06:37:00 PM
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on October 06, 2010, 06:11:59 PM
what's with the wiener at the top and the ham hock at the bottom?

If I'm not mistaken, pork seems to be a recurring motif throughout his work.


???

Feynman was Jewish, but I don't think he observed, if I remember his books correctly.
Title: Re: WARNING
Post by: Nast on October 06, 2010, 06:39:50 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 06, 2010, 06:38:21 PM
Quote from: Nast on October 06, 2010, 06:37:00 PM
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on October 06, 2010, 06:11:59 PM
what's with the wiener at the top and the ham hock at the bottom?

If I'm not mistaken, pork seems to be a recurring motif throughout his work.


???

Feynman was Jewish, but I don't think he observed, if I remember his books correctly.

:lol:

I was talking about Nigel's friend's paintings.
Title: Re: WARNING
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 06, 2010, 06:40:50 PM
Quote from: Nast on October 06, 2010, 06:39:50 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 06, 2010, 06:38:21 PM
Quote from: Nast on October 06, 2010, 06:37:00 PM
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on October 06, 2010, 06:11:59 PM
what's with the wiener at the top and the ham hock at the bottom?

If I'm not mistaken, pork seems to be a recurring motif throughout his work.


???

Feynman was Jewish, but I don't think he observed, if I remember his books correctly.

:lol:

I was talking about Nigel's friend's paintings.


Hmm...He may be a Swamp Yankee sympathyzer.
Title: Re: WARNING
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 06, 2010, 07:53:21 PM
Apparently, Feynman's "likeness" is copyrighted. While I understand the concept (it is not OK to use his image to promote, say, salad dressing or a clothing line) extending it to the point of preventing his likeness from being painted for art's sake is going a little too far, IMO.
Title: Re: WARNING
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 06, 2010, 07:53:52 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 07:53:21 PM
Apparently, Feynman's "likeness" is copyrighted. While I understand the concept (it is not OK to use his image to promote, say, salad dressing or a clothing line) extending it to the point of preventing his likeness from being painted for art's sake is going a little too far, IMO.

If he calls it a parody, he should be safe.  That's where the ham comes in.
Title: Re: WARNING
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on October 06, 2010, 07:56:50 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 06, 2010, 07:53:52 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 07:53:21 PM
Apparently, Feynman's "likeness" is copyrighted. While I understand the concept (it is not OK to use his image to promote, say, salad dressing or a clothing line) extending it to the point of preventing his likeness from being painted for art's sake is going a little too far, IMO.

If he calls it a parody, he should be safe.  That's where the ham comes in.

You can copyright what you look like?

I'm filing for Jesus!!!

I need the money!
Title: Re: WARNING
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 06, 2010, 08:02:12 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 06, 2010, 07:53:52 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 07:53:21 PM
Apparently, Feynman's "likeness" is copyrighted. While I understand the concept (it is not OK to use his image to promote, say, salad dressing or a clothing line) extending it to the point of preventing his likeness from being painted for art's sake is going a little too far, IMO.

If he calls it a parody, he should be safe.  That's where the ham comes in.

What's mildly humorous is that he's a biophysicist working for a patent lawfirm, reviewing genetic patent applications for viability.
Title: Re: WARNING
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 06, 2010, 08:03:10 PM
I need to figure out how to copyright myself,  though. That's gonna come in handy later.
Title: Re: WARNING
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 06, 2010, 08:05:47 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 08:03:10 PM
I need to figure out how to copyright myself,  though. That's gonna come in handy later.

Your buddy will probably have patented your gene sequence by then, and you'll have to pay his company royalties.
Title: Re: WARNING
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 06, 2010, 08:13:51 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 06, 2010, 08:05:47 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 08:03:10 PM
I need to figure out how to copyright myself,  though. That's gonna come in handy later.

Your buddy will probably have patented your gene sequence by then, and you'll have to pay his company royalties.

Too late; I already gave my genes to Johns Hopkins in a pre-emptive strike against the coming genetic profiteers.

Maybe I should donate my likeness to charity.
Title: Re: WARNING
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 06, 2010, 08:15:11 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 08:13:51 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 06, 2010, 08:05:47 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 08:03:10 PM
I need to figure out how to copyright myself,  though. That's gonna come in handy later.

Your buddy will probably have patented your gene sequence by then, and you'll have to pay his company royalties.

Too late; I already gave my genes to Johns Hopkins in a pre-emptive strike against the coming genetic profiteers.

Maybe I should donate my likeness to charity.

I'm going to donate my likeness to Graceland.
Title: Re: WARNING
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 06, 2010, 09:01:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 06, 2010, 08:15:11 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 08:13:51 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 06, 2010, 08:05:47 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 08:03:10 PM
I need to figure out how to copyright myself,  though. That's gonna come in handy later.

Your buddy will probably have patented your gene sequence by then, and you'll have to pay his company royalties.

Too late; I already gave my genes to Johns Hopkins in a pre-emptive strike against the coming genetic profiteers.

Maybe I should donate my likeness to charity.

I'm going to donate my likeness to Graceland.

FUCK YEAH.
Title: Re: WARNING
Post by: Richter on October 06, 2010, 10:27:28 PM
"and so I gave myself to God. 
There was a pregnant pause before he said '...ok'"  - Belle and Sebastian