Among women who had vaginal sex in their last encounter, the percentage who said they reached orgasm was 65. Among those who received oral sex, it was 81. But among those who had anal sex, it was 94. Anal sex outscored cunnilingus. (http://www.slate.com/id/2269951/)
Is this personal research, or do you have a link? :)
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 07, 2010, 04:12:08 PM
Is this personal research, or do you have a link? :)
his whole post is a link to research.
Also, lolbuttsecks.
come on baby, women LOVE butt sex.
It's science.
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(http://fantasy411.mlblogs.com/ron-burgundy.jpg)
94% of Sodomites can't be wrong.
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 07, 2010, 04:15:38 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 07, 2010, 04:12:08 PM
Is this personal research, or do you have a link? :)
his whole post is a link to research.
Also, lolbuttsecks.
Apparently need more coffee and less multitasking....
Apparently it was the variety of sex acts in each session that caused the orgasms.
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 07, 2010, 05:21:16 PM
Apparently it was the variety of sex acts in each session that caused the orgasms.
Shh... don't spoil it for us
What's wrong with variety? Nothing's kinky twice.
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 07, 2010, 05:29:40 PM
What's wrong with variety? Nothing's kinky twice.
Oh nothing, but this is good fodder for the dude who would like to try this sort of thing.
Why, that's an abuse of scientific findings!
Good one. :lulz:
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 07, 2010, 05:29:40 PM
What's wrong with variety? Nothing's kinky twice.
That shoots my "I'm a kinky wild child opinion of myself" :cry:
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 07, 2010, 05:39:21 PM
Why, that's an abuse of scientific findings!
Good one. :lulz:
What kind of science would it be if you couldn't abuse the findings?
Also, for the sake of confirming the findings I recommend reproducing the results with three tests.
One to try it, one to confirm liking it, and one for fun. The kink wears off with trial number 4 and should then be considered repetoire.
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 07, 2010, 05:42:39 PM
The kink wears off with trial number 4 and should then be considered repetoire.
That sucks ass..... just sayin....
Southern Belle's are not allowed to have a sexual repetoire.
"Kink wears off the fourth time"?
NOT DOING IT RIGHT.
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on October 07, 2010, 05:56:59 PM
"Kink wears off the fourth time"?
NOT DOING IT RIGHT.
Hey, at least I'm extending it to a few more uses after what Sig suggested
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on October 07, 2010, 05:56:59 PM
"Kink wears off the fourth time"?
NOT DOING IT RIGHT.
NOTHING IS KINKY TWICE.
NO EXCEPTIONS.
BULLSHIT. KINKY IS A STATE OF MIND.
DO NOT QUESTION THE ALPHAPANCE ON THESE MATTERS.
I AM, AFTER ALL, A DOKTOR.
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on October 07, 2010, 04:08:24 PM
Among women who had vaginal sex in their last encounter, the percentage who said they reached orgasm was 65. Among those who received oral sex, it was 81. But among those who had anal sex, it was 94. Anal sex outscored cunnilingus. (http://www.slate.com/id/2269951/)
Troof. :oops:
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on October 07, 2010, 06:25:46 PM
BULLSHIT. KINKY IS A STATE OF MIND.
IF YOU KINKY IN THE MATRIX, YOU ARE KINKY IN REAL LIFE.
THERE IS NO POON.
Quote from: Phox on October 07, 2010, 06:28:57 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on October 07, 2010, 04:08:24 PM
Among women who had vaginal sex in their last encounter, the percentage who said they reached orgasm was 65. Among those who received oral sex, it was 81. But among those who had anal sex, it was 94. Anal sex outscored cunnilingus. (http://www.slate.com/id/2269951/)
Troof. :oops:
'atta girl!
Never saw the attraction to buttsechs.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 07, 2010, 06:33:00 PM
Never saw the attraction to buttsechs.
You know the old saying "Different folks, different orifices".
Quote from: Phox on October 07, 2010, 06:34:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 07, 2010, 06:33:00 PM
Never saw the attraction to buttsechs.
You know the old saying "Different folks, different orifices".
Not dogging anyone about it, I just never saw the need. I'm still figuring out weird things to do with the other orifices.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 07, 2010, 06:35:26 PM
Quote from: Phox on October 07, 2010, 06:34:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 07, 2010, 06:33:00 PM
Never saw the attraction to buttsechs.
You know the old saying "Different folks, different orifices".
Not dogging anyone about it, I just never saw the need. I'm still figuring out weird things to do with the other orifices.
We kids get bored easily. We don't have the patience to figure out new things to do when it's easier to move on to the next hole.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 07, 2010, 06:35:26 PM
Quote from: Phox on October 07, 2010, 06:34:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 07, 2010, 06:33:00 PM
Never saw the attraction to buttsechs.
You know the old saying "Different folks, different orifices".
Not dogging anyone about it, I just never saw the need. I'm still figuring out weird things to do with the other orifices.
:rimshot:
I don't see what's so great about it. :/
It's a whole new set of nerve endings, that's what!
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on October 07, 2010, 06:41:25 PM
It's a whole new set of nerve endings, that's what!
Pretty much, yeah.
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on October 07, 2010, 06:41:25 PM
It's a whole new set of nerve endings, that's what!
I didn't say I never tried it, I said I don't see what the hubbub is about.
Well, that's understandable, coming from the wielder of the MEATHAMMEH
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on October 07, 2010, 06:47:07 PM
Well, that's understandable, coming from the wielder of the MEATHAMMEH
Troof. It take some incredible sex to top the rush that wielding the Meathammah brings, and Butt sekcs just doesn't et me go crazy enough. Yanno?
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 07, 2010, 06:49:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on October 07, 2010, 06:47:07 PM
Well, that's understandable, coming from the wielder of the MEATHAMMEH
Troof. It take some incredible sex to top the rush that wielding the Meathammah brings, and Butt sekcs just doesn't et me go crazy enough. Yanno?
:lulz:
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 07, 2010, 06:49:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on October 07, 2010, 06:47:07 PM
Well, that's understandable, coming from the wielder of the MEATHAMMEH
Troof. It take some incredible sex to top the rush that wielding the Meathammah brings, and Butt sekcs just doesn't et me go crazy enough. Yanno?
Buttsekcs while parachuting, timed so that you can hit the ground with your Meathammah at the moment of orgasm...
Quote from: Ratatosk on October 07, 2010, 06:55:33 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 07, 2010, 06:49:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on October 07, 2010, 06:47:07 PM
Well, that's understandable, coming from the wielder of the MEATHAMMEH
Troof. It take some incredible sex to top the rush that wielding the Meathammah brings, and Butt sekcs just doesn't et me go crazy enough. Yanno?
Buttsekcs while parachuting, timed so that you can hit the ground with your Meathammah at the moment of orgasm...
Why would I use the Meathammah on the ground? It's use is strictly for the punishing of people, particularly Dok.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 07, 2010, 06:57:17 PM
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Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on October 07, 2010, 06:47:07 PM
Well, that's understandable, coming from the wielder of the MEATHAMMEH
Troof. It take some incredible sex to top the rush that wielding the Meathammah brings, and Butt sekcs just doesn't et me go crazy enough. Yanno?
Buttsekcs while parachuting, timed so that you can hit the ground with your Meathammah at the moment of orgasm...
Why would I use the Meathammah on the ground? It's use is strictly for the punishing of people, particularly Dok.
Someone's head is in swatting range at moment of orgasm.
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 07, 2010, 06:58:42 PM
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Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 07, 2010, 06:49:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on October 07, 2010, 06:47:07 PM
Well, that's understandable, coming from the wielder of the MEATHAMMEH
Troof. It take some incredible sex to top the rush that wielding the Meathammah brings, and Butt sekcs just doesn't et me go crazy enough. Yanno?
Buttsekcs while parachuting, timed so that you can hit the ground with your Meathammah at the moment of orgasm...
Why would I use the Meathammah on the ground? It's use is strictly for the punishing of people, particularly Dok.
Someone's head is in swatting range at moment of orgasm.
I could still have non butt secks.
Yeah, I think my wife and I will stick to the 81 percenter club. Just not our thing.
The results kinda make sense. If a minority of women enjoy buttsex, and it doesn't become popular despite this for some reason, then the women that keep doing it are going to be the ones that have a good time.
Quote from: Requia ☣ on October 07, 2010, 08:57:57 PM
The results kinda make sense. If a minority of women enjoy buttsex, and it doesn't become popular despite this for some reason, then the women that keep doing it are going to be the ones that have a good time.
And the majority of the enjoyment is psychological thrills because it's new, kinky, taboo, etc.
I know people who actually prefer it to the exclusion of anything else.
these findings suggest to me that my bedroom antics should include a very very broad spectrum of techniques including headbutts, circular sanding, and rare pokemon combo attacks.
Quote from: Cramulus on October 08, 2010, 04:54:32 PM
these findings suggest to me that my bedroom antics should include a very very broad spectrum of techniques including headbutts, circular sanding, and rare pokemon combo attacks.
It's super effective!
FALCON PUNCH!
DONKEY PAUNCH!
I'm reading this correctly, yes? The more sex moves from urbandictionary you use, the better sex you'll have.
FINALLY, THE ARGUMENT FOR SPACE DOCKING I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR
If the girl doesn't like the idea of it chances are she wont try it.
Even with that taken into account, those figures are surprisingly high.
Quote from: Faust on October 08, 2010, 07:21:21 PM
If the girl doesn't like the idea of it chances are she wont try it.
Even with that taken into account, those figures are surprisingly high.
RUFIES: THEY'RE GOOD FOR SCIENCE!
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Never saw the attraction to buttsechs.
You know the old saying "Different folks, different orifices".
Not dogging anyone about it, I just never saw the need. I'm still figuring out weird things to do with the other orifices.
And there's the whole issue of undigested kernels of sweetcorn making surprise guest appearances.
Quote from: BadBeast on October 08, 2010, 07:57:58 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 07, 2010, 06:35:26 PM
Quote from: Phox on October 07, 2010, 06:34:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 07, 2010, 06:33:00 PM
Never saw the attraction to buttsechs.
You know the old saying "Different folks, different orifices".
Not dogging anyone about it, I just never saw the need. I'm still figuring out weird things to do with the other orifices.
And there's the whole issue of undigested kernels of sweetcorn making surprise guest appearances.
How does an Englishman know what sweetcorn is? We export that stuff?
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Quote from: Phox on October 07, 2010, 06:34:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 07, 2010, 06:33:00 PM
Never saw the attraction to buttsechs.
You know the old saying "Different folks, different orifices".
Not dogging anyone about it, I just never saw the need. I'm still figuring out weird things to do with the other orifices.
And there's the whole issue of undigested kernels of sweetcorn making surprise guest appearances.
How does an Englishman know what sweetcorn is? We export that stuff?
Yeah, to England, I expect.
Quote from: BadBeast on October 08, 2010, 08:38:39 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 08, 2010, 08:09:27 PM
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Quote from: Phox on October 07, 2010, 06:34:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 07, 2010, 06:33:00 PM
Never saw the attraction to buttsechs.
You know the old saying "Different folks, different orifices".
Not dogging anyone about it, I just never saw the need. I'm still figuring out weird things to do with the other orifices.
And there's the whole issue of undigested kernels of sweetcorn making surprise guest appearances.
How does an Englishman know what sweetcorn is? We export that stuff?
Yeah, to England, I expect.
Jeez, we're even trying to conquer you with corn. Not like you wouldn't be eating it indirectly anyway since we put corn syrup in absolutely everything.
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 08, 2010, 08:57:14 PM
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Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 07, 2010, 06:35:26 PM
Quote from: Phox on October 07, 2010, 06:34:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 07, 2010, 06:33:00 PM
Never saw the attraction to buttsechs.
You know the old saying "Different folks, different orifices".
Not dogging anyone about it, I just never saw the need. I'm still figuring out weird things to do with the other orifices.
And there's the whole issue of undigested kernels of sweetcorn making surprise guest appearances.
How does an Englishman know what sweetcorn is? We export that stuff?
Yeah, to England, I expect.
Jeez, we're even trying to conquer you with corn. Not like you wouldn't be eating it indirectly anyway since we put corn syrup in absolutely everything.
Knowing we can't digest it properly? Isn't that a bit low? At least we only Taxed you on Tea. We didn't try to make you drink it. Hell, we didn't even unload the ships half the time. We only docked there at all to pick up revenue, and drop your opium orders off.
Quote from: BadBeast on October 08, 2010, 09:09:15 PM
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Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 07, 2010, 06:35:26 PM
Quote from: Phox on October 07, 2010, 06:34:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 07, 2010, 06:33:00 PM
Never saw the attraction to buttsechs.
You know the old saying "Different folks, different orifices".
Not dogging anyone about it, I just never saw the need. I'm still figuring out weird things to do with the other orifices.
And there's the whole issue of undigested kernels of sweetcorn making surprise guest appearances.
How does an Englishman know what sweetcorn is? We export that stuff?
Yeah, to England, I expect.
Jeez, we're even trying to conquer you with corn. Not like you wouldn't be eating it indirectly anyway since we put corn syrup in absolutely everything.
Knowing we can't digest it properly? Isn't that a bit low? At least we only Taxed you on Tea. We didn't try to make you drink it. Hell, we didn't even unload the ships half the time. We only docked there at all to pick up revenue, and drop your opium orders off.
Hmmm.... trying to think up some good banter here, and I'm just at a loss....
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 08, 2010, 09:39:06 PM
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Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 07, 2010, 06:35:26 PM
Quote from: Phox on October 07, 2010, 06:34:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 07, 2010, 06:33:00 PM
Never saw the attraction to buttsechs.
You know the old saying "Different folks, different orifices".
Not dogging anyone about it, I just never saw the need. I'm still figuring out weird things to do with the other orifices.
And there's the whole issue of undigested kernels of sweetcorn making surprise guest appearances.
How does an Englishman know what sweetcorn is? We export that stuff?
Yeah, to England, I expect.
Jeez, we're even trying to conquer you with corn. Not like you wouldn't be eating it indirectly anyway since we put corn syrup in absolutely everything.
Knowing we can't digest it properly? Isn't that a bit low? At least we only Taxed you on Tea. We didn't try to make you drink it. Hell, we didn't even unload the ships half the time. We only docked there at all to pick up revenue, and drop your opium orders off.
Hmmm.... trying to think up some good banter here, and I'm just at a loss....
It takes more than a few bits of scabby sweetcorn to put an Englishman off bomsecks!
Quote from: BadBeast on October 08, 2010, 09:43:25 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 08, 2010, 09:39:06 PM
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Quote from: Phox on October 07, 2010, 06:34:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 07, 2010, 06:33:00 PM
Never saw the attraction to buttsechs.
You know the old saying "Different folks, different orifices".
Not dogging anyone about it, I just never saw the need. I'm still figuring out weird things to do with the other orifices.
And there's the whole issue of undigested kernels of sweetcorn making surprise guest appearances.
How does an Englishman know what sweetcorn is? We export that stuff?
Yeah, to England, I expect.
Jeez, we're even trying to conquer you with corn. Not like you wouldn't be eating it indirectly anyway since we put corn syrup in absolutely everything.
Knowing we can't digest it properly? Isn't that a bit low? At least we only Taxed you on Tea. We didn't try to make you drink it. Hell, we didn't even unload the ships half the time. We only docked there at all to pick up revenue, and drop your opium orders off.
Hmmm.... trying to think up some good banter here, and I'm just at a loss....
It takes more than a few bits of scabby sweetcorn to put an Englishman off bomsecks!
I always thought the corn enhanced the experience. It adds a whole new layer of stimulation.
hmm...
i figure there's got to be a good joke involving corn smut (http://www.thesneeze.com/art/huitlacoche/open_can300.jpg) in here somewhere.... perhaps you could make use of that?
also, mark another for 'in favor' of buttsex. most of our personal records have been made in the context where it was employed. i would also point out that it is an acquired skill (on the part of both partners), so evaluating it by a one shot try isn't adequate. it's unfortunate that some on the giving end of the equation don't approach it delicately, as i would assume that is the primary reason that most on the receiving end don't make it over the learning curve into the realm of goodlordthatsfantastic... i blame porn for this tragedy.
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Never saw the attraction to buttsechs.
You know the old saying "Different folks, different orifices".
Not dogging anyone about it, I just never saw the need. I'm still figuring out weird things to do with the other orifices.
And there's the whole issue of undigested kernels of sweetcorn making surprise guest appearances.
How does an Englishman know what sweetcorn is? We export that stuff?
Yeah, to England, I expect.
Jeez, we're even trying to conquer you with corn. Not like you wouldn't be eating it indirectly anyway since we put corn syrup in absolutely everything.
Knowing we can't digest it properly? Isn't that a bit low? At least we only Taxed you on Tea. We didn't try to make you drink it. Hell, we didn't even unload the ships half the time. We only docked there at all to pick up revenue, and drop your opium orders off.
Hmmm.... trying to think up some good banter here, and I'm just at a loss....
It takes more than a few bits of scabby sweetcorn to put an Englishman off bomsecks!
I always thought the corn enhanced the experience. It adds a whole new layer of stimulation.
Maybe, but aesthetically, it doesn't enhance anything. And looks a bit like a tapeworm segment.
Quote from: Iptuous on October 08, 2010, 09:48:58 PM
hmm...
i figure there's got to be a good joke involving corn smut (http://www.thesneeze.com/art/huitlacoche/open_can300.jpg) in here somewhere.... perhaps you could make use of that?
also, mark another for 'in favor' of buttsex. most of our personal records have been made in the context where it was employed. i would also point out that it is an acquired skill (on the part of both partners), so evaluating it by a one shot try isn't adequate. it's unfortunate that some on the giving end of the equation don't approach it delicately, as i would assume that is the primary reason that most on the receiving end don't make it over the learning curve into the realm of goodlordthatsfantastic... i blame porn for this tragedy.
That's a good point. For TEH BUTSECKS, lots of lube and condoms are your friends. Technique is very important as well, because you should start by fingering it first. And I'm sure no one wants more details than that. :lulz:
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Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 07, 2010, 06:33:00 PM
Never saw the attraction to buttsechs.
You know the old saying "Different folks, different orifices".
Not dogging anyone about it, I just never saw the need. I'm still figuring out weird things to do with the other orifices.
And there's the whole issue of undigested kernels of sweetcorn making surprise guest appearances.
How does an Englishman know what sweetcorn is? We export that stuff?
Yeah, to England, I expect.
Jeez, we're even trying to conquer you with corn. Not like you wouldn't be eating it indirectly anyway since we put corn syrup in absolutely everything.
Knowing we can't digest it properly? Isn't that a bit low? At least we only Taxed you on Tea. We didn't try to make you drink it. Hell, we didn't even unload the ships half the time. We only docked there at all to pick up revenue, and drop your opium orders off.
Hmmm.... trying to think up some good banter here, and I'm just at a loss....
It takes more than a few bits of scabby sweetcorn to put an Englishman off bomsecks!
I always thought the corn enhanced the experience. It adds a whole new layer of stimulation.
Maybe, but aesthetically, it doesn't enhance anything. And looks a bit like a tapeworm segment.
True. :lulz:
condoms?
i can understand from a safety perspective, but if that isn't an issue, then why would they be beneficial?
Quote from: Iptuous on October 08, 2010, 10:00:48 PM
condoms?
i can understand from a safety perspective, but if that isn't an issue, then why would they be beneficial?
Poop on your junk is kinda gross.
Quote from: Iptuous on October 08, 2010, 10:00:48 PM
condoms?
i can understand from a safety perspective, but if that isn't an issue, then why would they be beneficial?
They tend to slide easier than bare skin, many are lubricated already, and you don't want a bacterial infection in your cock, do you?
huh...
as far as cleanliness, have i just been lucky that it hasn't been a horrible mess? an occasional use of the bowl of warm water and the dark colored washcloth has been sufficient in my experience...
i've never been impressed with the 'lubrication' that condoms offer. they seem to be a detraction no matter what. we just use liberal amounts of hydrosmooth.
as far as infection, have i really been rolling the dice that much? it's been a good number of years, and i've never experienced anything like that. imma do my homework on the statistics there later, because i'm skeptical...
Quote from: Iptuous on October 08, 2010, 10:12:04 PM
huh...
as far as cleanliness, have i just been lucky that it hasn't been a horrible mess? an occasional use of the bowl of warm water and the dark colored washcloth has been sufficient in my experience...
i've never been impressed with the 'lubrication' that condoms offer. they seem to be a detraction no matter what. we just use liberal amounts of hydrosmooth.
as far as infection, have i really been rolling the dice that much? it's been a good number of years, and i've never experienced anything like that. imma do my homework on the statistics there later, because i'm skeptical...
Cleanliness. Depends on the person, how much they have in their bowels at the time, their body's reaction, etc.
Lubrication on condoms. While it's not nearly enough on its own, when the anus is involved, ever little bit helps. If you don't use enough, I will rip your cock off with my gluts.
Infection. Dunno, but there are plenty of rather nasty strains of bacteria in teh butt. That's why girls have to wipe so carefully. I wouldn't know how likely an infection in a guy is, since their urinary tract is slightly different, but it is certainly possible, and they are always unpleasant, so why risk it?
I think as long the receiver doesn't have issues with shit getting into rectum when not shitting, there should minimal amounts of it there, which can be cleaned out before fucking. And then just remember to piss after fucking, and clean your cock.(something you should do after any kind of sex)
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 08, 2010, 10:19:29 PM
I think as long the receiver doesn't have issues with shit getting into rectum when not shitting, there should minimal amounts of it there, which can be cleaned out before fucking. And then just remember to piss after fucking, and clean your cock.(something you should do after any kind of sex)
Good advice, but in some people, all the stimulation causes them to lose bowel control, and as I understand it, that reaction is more likely if there is more in the bowels to begin with. But, then again, I never had that problem, and I'm not an expert.
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 08, 2010, 10:19:29 PM
I think as long the receiver doesn't have issues with shit getting into rectum when not shitting, there should minimal amounts of it there, which can be cleaned out before fucking. And then just remember to piss after fucking, and clean your cock.(something you should do after any kind of sex)
Then how come women are always telling me to "Wash that thing
first"? :?
Quote from: Phox on October 08, 2010, 10:23:38 PM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 08, 2010, 10:19:29 PM
I think as long the receiver doesn't have issues with shit getting into rectum when not shitting, there should minimal amounts of it there, which can be cleaned out before fucking. And then just remember to piss after fucking, and clean your cock.(something you should do after any kind of sex)
Good advice, but in some people, all the stimulation causes them to lose bowel control, and as I understand it, that reaction is more likely if there is more in the bowels to begin with. But, then again, I never had that problem, and I'm not an expert.
This is true. One of the women I used to date would immediately rush the bathroom after the preliminaries.
Quote from: BadBeast on October 08, 2010, 10:27:00 PM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 08, 2010, 10:19:29 PM
I think as long the receiver doesn't have issues with shit getting into rectum when not shitting, there should minimal amounts of it there, which can be cleaned out before fucking. And then just remember to piss after fucking, and clean your cock.(something you should do after any kind of sex)
Then how come women are always telling me to "Wash that thing first"? :?
Maybe because you are a smelling anarchist and your junk has an odor.
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on October 07, 2010, 06:25:46 PM
BULLSHIT. KINKY IS A STATE OF MIND.
This is totally true. I am 100% not at all kinky.
Quote from: Cramulus on October 08, 2010, 04:54:32 PM
these findings suggest to me that my bedroom antics should include a very very broad spectrum of techniques including headbutts, circular sanding, and rare pokemon combo attacks.
:lulz:
Do things cause they feel good not because it's 'kinky'
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 08, 2010, 10:33:24 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 08, 2010, 10:27:00 PM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 08, 2010, 10:19:29 PM
I think as long the receiver doesn't have issues with shit getting into rectum when not shitting, there should minimal amounts of it there, which can be cleaned out before fucking. And then just remember to piss after fucking, and clean your cock.(something you should do after any kind of sex)
Then how come women are always telling me to "Wash that thing first"? :?
Maybe because you are a smelling anarchist and your junk has an odor.
Has nothing to do with being an anarchist. Everything to do with being a European.
Quote from: BadBeast on October 08, 2010, 09:09:15 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 08, 2010, 08:57:14 PM
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Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 07, 2010, 06:35:26 PM
Quote from: Phox on October 07, 2010, 06:34:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 07, 2010, 06:33:00 PM
Never saw the attraction to buttsechs.
You know the old saying "Different folks, different orifices".
Not dogging anyone about it, I just never saw the need. I'm still figuring out weird things to do with the other orifices.
And there's the whole issue of undigested kernels of sweetcorn making surprise guest appearances.
How does an Englishman know what sweetcorn is? We export that stuff?
Yeah, to England, I expect.
Jeez, we're even trying to conquer you with corn. Not like you wouldn't be eating it indirectly anyway since we put corn syrup in absolutely everything.
Knowing we can't digest it properly? Isn't that a bit low? At least we only Taxed you on Tea. We didn't try to make you drink it. Hell, we didn't even unload the ships half the time. We only docked there at all to pick up revenue, and drop your opium orders off.
It's actually the very, very slow-acting American indian plan for revenge followed by world domination.
Quote from: Phox on October 08, 2010, 10:02:42 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on October 08, 2010, 10:00:48 PM
condoms?
i can understand from a safety perspective, but if that isn't an issue, then why would they be beneficial?
They tend to slide easier than bare skin, many are lubricated already, and you don't want a bacterial infection in your cock, do you?
All this, plus, you can go at it in the ass and then, if you are with your regular long-term partner, yoink the condom off and finish up in the vag, which many women like.
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 08, 2010, 10:33:24 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 08, 2010, 10:27:00 PM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 08, 2010, 10:19:29 PM
I think as long the receiver doesn't have issues with shit getting into rectum when not shitting, there should minimal amounts of it there, which can be cleaned out before fucking. And then just remember to piss after fucking, and clean your cock.(something you should do after any kind of sex)
Then how come women are always telling me to "Wash that thing first"? :?
Maybe because you are a smelling anarchist and your junk has an odor.
You misunderstand. (And you're a bastard!) They are pointing to their own minky moos when they say it. And your horrible generalisation that anarchists are muck encrusted health hazards made me cry! I'm a fragrant, almost piquant anarchist. You smell like goats.
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 08, 2010, 10:40:13 PM
Quote from: Phox on October 08, 2010, 10:02:42 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on October 08, 2010, 10:00:48 PM
condoms?
i can understand from a safety perspective, but if that isn't an issue, then why would they be beneficial?
They tend to slide easier than bare skin, many are lubricated already, and you don't want a bacterial infection in your cock, do you?
All this, plus, you can go at it in the ass and then, if you are with your regular long-term partner, yoink the condom off and finish up in the vag, which many women like.
That's a good point too, but I generally use condoms both ways, long term partners or not. Comes from being in sexually open relationships.
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 08, 2010, 10:36:20 PM
Do things cause they feel good not because it's 'kinky'
I'm permanently stuck in that mode. Nothing "kinky" gives me that "kink" thrill, so I just enjoy doing stuff that feels good to me and my partner. Some of my partners have been into kinky things, so, if it gives them a thrill, that's cool. It turns me on when they're turned on.
On that note, I just asked my boyfriend if he wants to try anal this weekend... silence. :lulz: If guys like anal so much, why do I always have to talk them into it?
Quote from: Phox on October 08, 2010, 10:42:59 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 08, 2010, 10:40:13 PM
Quote from: Phox on October 08, 2010, 10:02:42 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on October 08, 2010, 10:00:48 PM
condoms?
i can understand from a safety perspective, but if that isn't an issue, then why would they be beneficial?
They tend to slide easier than bare skin, many are lubricated already, and you don't want a bacterial infection in your cock, do you?
All this, plus, you can go at it in the ass and then, if you are with your regular long-term partner, yoink the condom off and finish up in the vag, which many women like.
That's a good point too, but I generally use condoms both ways, long term partners or not. Comes from being in sexually open relationships.
I prefer not to use condoms with my primary partner. That does require trust that you and your partner are being religious about condoms with other partners, though.
I think I want to try buttsex sometime.
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 08, 2010, 10:51:10 PM
Quote from: Phox on October 08, 2010, 10:42:59 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 08, 2010, 10:40:13 PM
Quote from: Phox on October 08, 2010, 10:02:42 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on October 08, 2010, 10:00:48 PM
condoms?
i can understand from a safety perspective, but if that isn't an issue, then why would they be beneficial?
They tend to slide easier than bare skin, many are lubricated already, and you don't want a bacterial infection in your cock, do you?
All this, plus, you can go at it in the ass and then, if you are with your regular long-term partner, yoink the condom off and finish up in the vag, which many women like.
That's a good point too, but I generally use condoms both ways, long term partners or not. Comes from being in sexually open relationships.
I prefer not to use condoms with my primary partner. That does require trust that you and your partner are being religious about condoms with other partners, though.
For me, it's mostly about building the habit of "sexytime = put on the jacket". Though that's not an issue right now, since my primary partner is a girl. So, yeah, when I'm with guys they were a damn condom.
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 08, 2010, 10:47:44 PM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 08, 2010, 10:36:20 PM
Do things cause they feel good not because it's 'kinky'
I'm permanently stuck in that mode. Nothing "kinky" gives me that "kink" thrill, so I just enjoy doing stuff that feels good to me and my partner. Some of my partners have been into kinky things, so, if it gives them a thrill, that's cool. It turns me on when they're turned on.
On that note, I just asked my boyfriend if he wants to try anal this weekend... silence. :lulz: If guys like anal so much, why do I always have to talk them into it?
Maybe he thinks it's a trap? :lol:
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 08, 2010, 10:57:24 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 08, 2010, 10:47:44 PM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 08, 2010, 10:36:20 PM
Do things cause they feel good not because it's 'kinky'
I'm permanently stuck in that mode. Nothing "kinky" gives me that "kink" thrill, so I just enjoy doing stuff that feels good to me and my partner. Some of my partners have been into kinky things, so, if it gives them a thrill, that's cool. It turns me on when they're turned on.
On that note, I just asked my boyfriend if he wants to try anal this weekend... silence. :lulz: If guys like anal so much, why do I always have to talk them into it?
Maybe he thinks it's a trap? :lol:
It's always a trap. :lol:
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 08, 2010, 10:47:44 PM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 08, 2010, 10:36:20 PM
Do things cause they feel good not because it's 'kinky'
I'm permanently stuck in that mode. Nothing "kinky" gives me that "kink" thrill, so I just enjoy doing stuff that feels good to me and my partner. Some of my partners have been into kinky things, so, if it gives them a thrill, that's cool. It turns me on when they're turned on.
On that note, I just asked my boyfriend if he wants to try anal this weekend... silence. :lulz: If guys like anal so much, why do I always have to talk them into it?
Maybe you're going in too hard?
Quote from: BadBeast on October 08, 2010, 10:58:41 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 08, 2010, 10:47:44 PM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 08, 2010, 10:36:20 PM
Do things cause they feel good not because it's 'kinky'
I'm permanently stuck in that mode. Nothing "kinky" gives me that "kink" thrill, so I just enjoy doing stuff that feels good to me and my partner. Some of my partners have been into kinky things, so, if it gives them a thrill, that's cool. It turns me on when they're turned on.
On that note, I just asked my boyfriend if he wants to try anal this weekend... silence. :lulz: If guys like anal so much, why do I always have to talk them into it?
Maybe you're going in too hard?
:spit:
Quote from: Kai on October 08, 2010, 10:52:42 PM
I think I want to try buttsex sometime.
I give it a thumbs up!
Quote from: BadBeast on October 08, 2010, 10:58:41 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 08, 2010, 10:47:44 PM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 08, 2010, 10:36:20 PM
Do things cause they feel good not because it's 'kinky'
I'm permanently stuck in that mode. Nothing "kinky" gives me that "kink" thrill, so I just enjoy doing stuff that feels good to me and my partner. Some of my partners have been into kinky things, so, if it gives them a thrill, that's cool. It turns me on when they're turned on.
On that note, I just asked my boyfriend if he wants to try anal this weekend... silence. :lulz: If guys like anal so much, why do I always have to talk them into it?
Maybe you're going in too hard?
No way
I am gentle, like a butterfly.
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 08, 2010, 11:05:15 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 08, 2010, 10:58:41 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 08, 2010, 10:47:44 PM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 08, 2010, 10:36:20 PM
Do things cause they feel good not because it's 'kinky'
I'm permanently stuck in that mode. Nothing "kinky" gives me that "kink" thrill, so I just enjoy doing stuff that feels good to me and my partner. Some of my partners have been into kinky things, so, if it gives them a thrill, that's cool. It turns me on when they're turned on.
On that note, I just asked my boyfriend if he wants to try anal this weekend... silence. :lulz: If guys like anal so much, why do I always have to talk them into it?
Maybe you're going in too hard?
No way
I am gentle, like a butterfly.
:memnoch2:
A butterfly doesn't ask you the question while holding a vac-u-lok and a rubber Nixon mask.
Quote from: Iptuous on October 08, 2010, 11:09:30 PM
A butterfly doesn't ask you the question while holding a vac-u-lok and a rubber Nixon mask.
And a tin of sweetcorn.
Quote from: Iptuous on October 08, 2010, 11:09:30 PM
A butterfly doesn't ask you the question while holding a vac-u-lok and a rubber Nixon mask.
Thanks to this thread, Mr. Language is letting me sodomize him this weekend.
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 08, 2010, 11:25:18 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on October 08, 2010, 11:09:30 PM
A butterfly doesn't ask you the question while holding a vac-u-lok and a rubber Nixon mask.
Thanks to this thread, Mr. Language is letting me sodomize him this weekend.
Does he know yet?
Quote from: BadBeast on October 08, 2010, 11:12:38 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on October 08, 2010, 11:09:30 PM
A butterfly doesn't ask you the question while holding a vac-u-lok and a rubber Nixon mask.
And a tin of sweetcorn.
(http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/b/b7/Corn-porn.jpg/450px-Corn-porn.jpg)
Quote from: BadBeast on October 08, 2010, 11:29:05 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 08, 2010, 11:25:18 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on October 08, 2010, 11:09:30 PM
A butterfly doesn't ask you the question while holding a vac-u-lok and a rubber Nixon mask.
Thanks to this thread, Mr. Language is letting me sodomize him this weekend.
Does he know yet?
I'm not sure, but he said yes to a movie so I'm assuming.
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 08, 2010, 11:31:33 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 08, 2010, 11:29:05 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 08, 2010, 11:25:18 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on October 08, 2010, 11:09:30 PM
A butterfly doesn't ask you the question while holding a vac-u-lok and a rubber Nixon mask.
Thanks to this thread, Mr. Language is letting me sodomize him this weekend.
Does he know yet?
I'm not sure, but he said yes to a movie so I'm assuming.
What Movie?
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 08, 2010, 11:05:15 PM
I am gentle, like a butterfly.
ahemhttp://cramul.us/2010/09/discordians-in-history/
isn't this about you?
The Dildoes of NigelOft mentioned in the same regard as the Iron Maiden of Nuremberg or the Rack of the White Tower, the Dildoes of Nigel hailed from one of the Inquisition's more terrifying periods. Mentioned only in scribbles at the back of the first edition Maleus Maleficarum, and often dismissed as a perverted scribes joke, the horrid truth is that these dildoes did exist.
Excerpt as such:
"At such time that the nobility of ::obscured:: province began to accuse each other of heresy and witchcraft for their own profit, an Inquisitor was dispatched to discover the truth of the matter.
A suspect was brought before the court and asked to confess their heretical belief and practice. When refusing, they would be foretold that they would suffer torture to extract the truth, and the dildoes would be shown unto them. At the merest sight of these implements both the stoic and the frail, be they woman or man, confessed, preferring flames at the stake to torment upon the dildoes. This is moft fortunate, for in such time as elapsed since their last employment, that no agent of the inquisition knew how for to use them in the extraction of truth.
So terrible were they to the very mind of the sufpect, that even a doughty old gentle, renowned for deed on the field of war and at the hunt, believed to be hearty and tough in every way, did faint dead away at their sight. He was revived with a draught of strong vinegar,and promptly made his confession. He met death at the stake gladly, for the sight had caused him develop a moft horrible prolapfe of the bowelf.
It should be recorded that in dimension, thee Dildoes were a score and three ::unit of measure obscured:: in length, and five ::unit of measure obscured:: about the circumference. May Lord God have mercy upon they who created and knew them!" ::Diagram obscured by stain::
footnote:
I think Richter wrote that, or payne. probably richter.
and we changed nigel to bacon for the etc.discordia for thee lulz,
and for one of nigel's holy names BACON CONE NIXON
[/tt]
I think I could only buttsex with a man if I truly loved him.
Quote from: BadBeast on October 08, 2010, 11:34:24 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 08, 2010, 11:31:33 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 08, 2010, 11:29:05 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 08, 2010, 11:25:18 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on October 08, 2010, 11:09:30 PM
A butterfly doesn't ask you the question while holding a vac-u-lok and a rubber Nixon mask.
Thanks to this thread, Mr. Language is letting me sodomize him this weekend.
Does he know yet?
I'm not sure, but he said yes to a movie so I'm assuming.
What Movie?
BBS: The Documentary http://www.bbsdocumentary.com/
Quote from: Cramulus on October 08, 2010, 11:53:26 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 08, 2010, 11:05:15 PM
I am gentle, like a butterfly.
ahem
http://cramul.us/2010/09/discordians-in-history/
isn't this about you?
The Dildoes of Nigel
Oft mentioned in the same regard as the Iron Maiden of Nuremberg or the Rack of the White Tower, the Dildoes of Nigel hailed from one of the Inquisition's more terrifying periods. Mentioned only in scribbles at the back of the first edition Maleus Maleficarum, and often dismissed as a perverted scribes joke, the horrid truth is that these dildoes did exist.
Excerpt as such:
"At such time that the nobility of ::obscured:: province began to accuse each other of heresy and witchcraft for their own profit, an Inquisitor was dispatched to discover the truth of the matter.
A suspect was brought before the court and asked to confess their heretical belief and practice. When refusing, they would be foretold that they would suffer torture to extract the truth, and the dildoes would be shown unto them. At the merest sight of these implements both the stoic and the frail, be they woman or man, confessed, preferring flames at the stake to torment upon the dildoes. This is moft fortunate, for in such time as elapsed since their last employment, that no agent of the inquisition knew how for to use them in the extraction of truth.
So terrible were they to the very mind of the sufpect, that even a doughty old gentle, renowned for deed on the field of war and at the hunt, believed to be hearty and tough in every way, did faint dead away at their sight. He was revived with a draught of strong vinegar,and promptly made his confession. He met death at the stake gladly, for the sight had caused him develop a moft horrible prolapfe of the bowelf.
It should be recorded that in dimension, thee Dildoes were a score and three ::unit of measure obscured:: in length, and five ::unit of measure obscured:: about the circumference. May Lord God have mercy upon they who created and knew them!" ::Diagram obscured by stain::
footnote:
I think Richter wrote that, or payne. probably richter.
and we changed nigel to bacon for the etc.discordia for thee lulz,
and for one of nigel's holy names BACON CONE NIXON
[/tt]
Wellll yeeeeahhhhh...
*shrug*
I think buttsex is a result of a bad aim. Why would you go there? Do you know what comes out of that? Yech.
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 09, 2010, 03:57:24 AM
*shrug*
I think buttsex is a result of a bad aim. Why would you go there? Do you know what comes out of that? Yech.
'cause it feels good?
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 09, 2010, 04:36:24 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 09, 2010, 03:57:24 AM
*shrug*
I think buttsex is a result of a bad aim. Why would you go there? Do you know what comes out of that? Yech.
'cause it feels good?
Not to me. Or my wife. There are things designed for a penis.
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 09, 2010, 04:37:55 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 09, 2010, 04:36:24 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 09, 2010, 03:57:24 AM
*shrug*
I think buttsex is a result of a bad aim. Why would you go there? Do you know what comes out of that? Yech.
'cause it feels good?
Not to me. Or my wife. There are things designed for a penis.
Oh, I thought you asked why "you" (someone other than yourself) would go there, not why you and your wife should. If it doesn't feel good to you, don't do it.
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 09, 2010, 04:51:48 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 09, 2010, 04:37:55 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 09, 2010, 04:36:24 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 09, 2010, 03:57:24 AM
*shrug*
I think buttsex is a result of a bad aim. Why would you go there? Do you know what comes out of that? Yech.
'cause it feels good?
Not to me. Or my wife. There are things designed for a penis.
Oh, I thought you asked why "you" (someone other than yourself) would go there, not why you and your wife should. If it doesn't feel good to you, don't do it.
Conversation expansion. It's good for sharing ideas. I personally prefer the vagina to the rectum.
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 09, 2010, 04:54:28 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 09, 2010, 04:51:48 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 09, 2010, 04:37:55 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 09, 2010, 04:36:24 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 09, 2010, 03:57:24 AM
*shrug*
I think buttsex is a result of a bad aim. Why would you go there? Do you know what comes out of that? Yech.
'cause it feels good?
Not to me. Or my wife. There are things designed for a penis.
Oh, I thought you asked why "you" (someone other than yourself) would go there, not why you and your wife should. If it doesn't feel good to you, don't do it.
Conversation expansion. It's good for sharing ideas. I personally prefer the vagina to the rectum.
:? yeah, conversation expansion was the idea when I answered your question about why people would have anal sex. Because to some people, it feels good.
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 09, 2010, 04:37:55 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 09, 2010, 04:36:24 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 09, 2010, 03:57:24 AM
*shrug*
I think buttsex is a result of a bad aim. Why would you go there? Do you know what comes out of that? Yech.
'cause it feels good?
Not to me. Or my wife. There are things designed for a penis.
Some of us have limited options, though.
Quote from: Nast on October 09, 2010, 05:15:30 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 09, 2010, 04:37:55 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 09, 2010, 04:36:24 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 09, 2010, 03:57:24 AM
*shrug*
I think buttsex is a result of a bad aim. Why would you go there? Do you know what comes out of that? Yech.
'cause it feels good?
Not to me. Or my wife. There are things designed for a penis.
Some of us have limited options, though.
Let's just say I was talking about my personal preference. It's about feeling pain, my wife and I both just can't stand anything in the anus. *shrug* I even selected a small female for a Doctor, because at my age they like to check the prostate. :lol: She has tiny fingers.
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 09, 2010, 02:27:01 PM
Quote from: Nast on October 09, 2010, 05:15:30 AM
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Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 09, 2010, 04:36:24 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 09, 2010, 03:57:24 AM
*shrug*
I think buttsex is a result of a bad aim. Why would you go there? Do you know what comes out of that? Yech.
'cause it feels good?
Not to me. Or my wife. There are things designed for a penis.
Some of us have limited options, though.
Let's just say I was talking about my personal preference. It's about feeling pain, my wife and I both just can't stand anything in the anus. *shrug* I even selected a small female for a Doctor, because at my age they like to check the prostate. :lol: She has tiny fingers.
Porno hands?
(So called, because anything held in them looks disproportionately large)
Quote from: BadBeast on October 09, 2010, 02:43:11 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 09, 2010, 02:27:01 PM
Quote from: Nast on October 09, 2010, 05:15:30 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 09, 2010, 04:37:55 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 09, 2010, 04:36:24 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 09, 2010, 03:57:24 AM
*shrug*
I think buttsex is a result of a bad aim. Why would you go there? Do you know what comes out of that? Yech.
'cause it feels good?
Not to me. Or my wife. There are things designed for a penis.
Some of us have limited options, though.
Let's just say I was talking about my personal preference. It's about feeling pain, my wife and I both just can't stand anything in the anus. *shrug* I even selected a small female for a Doctor, because at my age they like to check the prostate. :lol: She has tiny fingers.
Porno hands?
(So called, because anything held in them looks disproportionately large)
:lulz: