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Principia Discordia => Techmology and Scientism => Topic started by: LMNO on October 07, 2010, 04:08:24 PM

Title: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: LMNO on October 07, 2010, 04:08:24 PM

Among women who had vaginal sex in their last encounter, the percentage who said they reached orgasm was 65. Among those who received oral sex, it was 81. But among those who had anal sex, it was 94. Anal sex outscored cunnilingus. (http://www.slate.com/id/2269951/)
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on October 07, 2010, 04:12:08 PM
Is this personal research, or do you have a link?  :)
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Don Coyote on October 07, 2010, 04:15:38 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 07, 2010, 04:12:08 PM
Is this personal research, or do you have a link?  :)
his whole post is a link to research.

Also, lolbuttsecks.
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Cramulus on October 07, 2010, 04:17:37 PM

       come on baby, women LOVE butt sex.
       It's science.
                  \
(http://fantasy411.mlblogs.com/ron-burgundy.jpg)
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: LMNO on October 07, 2010, 04:20:16 PM
94% of Sodomites can't be wrong.
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on October 07, 2010, 04:25:48 PM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 07, 2010, 04:15:38 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 07, 2010, 04:12:08 PM
Is this personal research, or do you have a link?  :)
his whole post is a link to research.

Also, lolbuttsecks.

Apparently need more coffee and less multitasking....
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Jasper on October 07, 2010, 05:21:16 PM
Apparently it was the variety of sex acts in each session that caused the orgasms.
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on October 07, 2010, 05:25:22 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 07, 2010, 05:21:16 PM
Apparently it was the variety of sex acts in each session that caused the orgasms.

Shh... don't spoil it for us
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Jasper on October 07, 2010, 05:29:40 PM
What's wrong with variety?  Nothing's kinky twice.
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on October 07, 2010, 05:34:28 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 07, 2010, 05:29:40 PM
What's wrong with variety?  Nothing's kinky twice.

Oh nothing, but this is good fodder for the dude who would like to try this sort of thing.
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Jasper on October 07, 2010, 05:39:21 PM
Why, that's an abuse of scientific findings! 










Good one.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on October 07, 2010, 05:40:28 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 07, 2010, 05:29:40 PM
What's wrong with variety?  Nothing's kinky twice.

That shoots my "I'm a kinky wild child opinion of myself"  :cry:
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on October 07, 2010, 05:42:39 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 07, 2010, 05:39:21 PM
Why, that's an abuse of scientific findings! 










Good one.  :lulz:

What kind of science would it be if you couldn't abuse the findings?

Also, for the sake of confirming the findings I recommend reproducing the results with three tests.
One to try it, one to confirm liking it, and one for fun. The kink wears off with trial number 4 and should then be considered repetoire.
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on October 07, 2010, 05:50:59 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 07, 2010, 05:42:39 PM
The kink wears off with trial number 4 and should then be considered repetoire.

That sucks ass.....  just sayin....

Southern Belle's are not allowed to have a sexual repetoire.
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: LMNO on October 07, 2010, 05:56:59 PM
"Kink wears off the fourth time"?


NOT DOING IT RIGHT.
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on October 07, 2010, 06:09:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on October 07, 2010, 05:56:59 PM
"Kink wears off the fourth time"?


NOT DOING IT RIGHT.

Hey, at least I'm extending it to a few more uses after what Sig suggested
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Jasper on October 07, 2010, 06:11:28 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on October 07, 2010, 05:56:59 PM
"Kink wears off the fourth time"?


NOT DOING IT RIGHT.

NOTHING IS KINKY TWICE.

NO EXCEPTIONS.
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: LMNO on October 07, 2010, 06:25:46 PM
BULLSHIT.  KINKY IS A STATE OF MIND.
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Freeky on October 07, 2010, 06:27:56 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on October 07, 2010, 06:25:46 PM
BULLSHIT.  KINKY IS A STATE OF MIND.

TITCM
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: LMNO on October 07, 2010, 06:28:41 PM
DO NOT QUESTION THE ALPHAPANCE ON THESE MATTERS.


I AM, AFTER ALL, A DOKTOR.
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Phox on October 07, 2010, 06:28:57 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on October 07, 2010, 04:08:24 PM

Among women who had vaginal sex in their last encounter, the percentage who said they reached orgasm was 65. Among those who received oral sex, it was 81. But among those who had anal sex, it was 94. Anal sex outscored cunnilingus. (http://www.slate.com/id/2269951/)


Troof.  :oops:
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Jasper on October 07, 2010, 06:30:58 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on October 07, 2010, 06:25:46 PM
BULLSHIT.  KINKY IS A STATE OF MIND.


IF YOU KINKY IN THE MATRIX, YOU ARE KINKY IN REAL LIFE.

THERE IS NO POON.

Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: LMNO on October 07, 2010, 06:31:58 PM
Quote from: Phox on October 07, 2010, 06:28:57 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on October 07, 2010, 04:08:24 PM

Among women who had vaginal sex in their last encounter, the percentage who said they reached orgasm was 65. Among those who received oral sex, it was 81. But among those who had anal sex, it was 94. Anal sex outscored cunnilingus. (http://www.slate.com/id/2269951/)


Troof.  :oops:


'atta girl!
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 07, 2010, 06:33:00 PM
Never saw the attraction to buttsechs.
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Phox on October 07, 2010, 06:34:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 07, 2010, 06:33:00 PM
Never saw the attraction to buttsechs.

You know the old saying "Different folks, different orifices".
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 07, 2010, 06:35:26 PM
Quote from: Phox on October 07, 2010, 06:34:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 07, 2010, 06:33:00 PM
Never saw the attraction to buttsechs.

You know the old saying "Different folks, different orifices".

Not dogging anyone about it, I just never saw the need.  I'm still figuring out weird things to do with the other orifices.
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Phox on October 07, 2010, 06:37:39 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 07, 2010, 06:35:26 PM
Quote from: Phox on October 07, 2010, 06:34:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 07, 2010, 06:33:00 PM
Never saw the attraction to buttsechs.

You know the old saying "Different folks, different orifices".

Not dogging anyone about it, I just never saw the need.  I'm still figuring out weird things to do with the other orifices.

We kids get bored easily. We don't have the patience to figure out new things to do when it's easier to move on to the next hole.
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on October 07, 2010, 06:39:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 07, 2010, 06:35:26 PM
Quote from: Phox on October 07, 2010, 06:34:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 07, 2010, 06:33:00 PM
Never saw the attraction to buttsechs.

You know the old saying "Different folks, different orifices".

Not dogging anyone about it, I just never saw the need.  I'm still figuring out weird things to do with the other orifices.

:rimshot:
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Freeky on October 07, 2010, 06:40:25 PM
I don't see what's so great about it. :/
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: LMNO on October 07, 2010, 06:41:25 PM
It's a whole new set of nerve endings, that's what!
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Phox on October 07, 2010, 06:42:08 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on October 07, 2010, 06:41:25 PM
It's a whole new set of nerve endings, that's what!

Pretty much, yeah.
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Freeky on October 07, 2010, 06:44:54 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on October 07, 2010, 06:41:25 PM
It's a whole new set of nerve endings, that's what!

I didn't say I never tried it, I said I don't see what the hubbub is about.
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: LMNO on October 07, 2010, 06:47:07 PM
Well, that's understandable, coming from the wielder of the MEATHAMMEH
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Freeky on October 07, 2010, 06:49:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on October 07, 2010, 06:47:07 PM
Well, that's understandable, coming from the wielder of the MEATHAMMEH

Troof. It take some incredible sex to top the rush that wielding the Meathammah brings, and Butt sekcs just doesn't et me go crazy enough. Yanno?
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Phox on October 07, 2010, 06:51:05 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 07, 2010, 06:49:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on October 07, 2010, 06:47:07 PM
Well, that's understandable, coming from the wielder of the MEATHAMMEH

Troof. It take some incredible sex to top the rush that wielding the Meathammah brings, and Butt sekcs just doesn't et me go crazy enough. Yanno?
:lulz:
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on October 07, 2010, 06:55:33 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 07, 2010, 06:49:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on October 07, 2010, 06:47:07 PM
Well, that's understandable, coming from the wielder of the MEATHAMMEH

Troof. It take some incredible sex to top the rush that wielding the Meathammah brings, and Butt sekcs just doesn't et me go crazy enough. Yanno?

Buttsekcs while parachuting, timed so that you can hit the ground with your Meathammah at the moment of orgasm...
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Freeky on October 07, 2010, 06:57:17 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on October 07, 2010, 06:55:33 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 07, 2010, 06:49:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on October 07, 2010, 06:47:07 PM
Well, that's understandable, coming from the wielder of the MEATHAMMEH

Troof. It take some incredible sex to top the rush that wielding the Meathammah brings, and Butt sekcs just doesn't et me go crazy enough. Yanno?

Buttsekcs while parachuting, timed so that you can hit the ground with your Meathammah at the moment of orgasm...


Why would I use the Meathammah on the ground? It's use is strictly for the punishing of people, particularly Dok.
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on October 07, 2010, 06:58:42 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 07, 2010, 06:57:17 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on October 07, 2010, 06:55:33 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 07, 2010, 06:49:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on October 07, 2010, 06:47:07 PM
Well, that's understandable, coming from the wielder of the MEATHAMMEH

Troof. It take some incredible sex to top the rush that wielding the Meathammah brings, and Butt sekcs just doesn't et me go crazy enough. Yanno?

Buttsekcs while parachuting, timed so that you can hit the ground with your Meathammah at the moment of orgasm...


Why would I use the Meathammah on the ground? It's use is strictly for the punishing of people, particularly Dok.

Someone's head is in swatting range at moment of orgasm.
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Freeky on October 07, 2010, 07:00:18 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 07, 2010, 06:58:42 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 07, 2010, 06:57:17 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on October 07, 2010, 06:55:33 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 07, 2010, 06:49:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on October 07, 2010, 06:47:07 PM
Well, that's understandable, coming from the wielder of the MEATHAMMEH

Troof. It take some incredible sex to top the rush that wielding the Meathammah brings, and Butt sekcs just doesn't et me go crazy enough. Yanno?

Buttsekcs while parachuting, timed so that you can hit the ground with your Meathammah at the moment of orgasm...


Why would I use the Meathammah on the ground? It's use is strictly for the punishing of people, particularly Dok.

Someone's head is in swatting range at moment of orgasm.

I could still have non butt secks.
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: AFK on October 07, 2010, 07:09:51 PM
Yeah, I think my wife and I will stick to the 81 percenter club.  Just not our thing.
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Requia ☣ on October 07, 2010, 08:57:57 PM
The results kinda make sense.  If a minority of women enjoy buttsex, and it doesn't become popular despite this for some reason, then the women that keep doing it are going to be the ones that have a good time.
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Phox on October 07, 2010, 09:02:42 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on October 07, 2010, 08:57:57 PM
The results kinda make sense.  If a minority of women enjoy buttsex, and it doesn't become popular despite this for some reason, then the women that keep doing it are going to be the ones that have a good time.

And the majority of the enjoyment is psychological thrills because it's new, kinky, taboo, etc.
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Jasper on October 08, 2010, 12:03:38 AM
I know people who actually prefer it to the exclusion of anything else.
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Cramulus on October 08, 2010, 04:54:32 PM
these findings suggest to me that my bedroom antics should include a very very broad spectrum of techniques including headbutts, circular sanding, and rare pokemon combo attacks.
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Eater of Clowns on October 08, 2010, 04:56:07 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on October 08, 2010, 04:54:32 PM
these findings suggest to me that my bedroom antics should include a very very broad spectrum of techniques including headbutts, circular sanding, and rare pokemon combo attacks.

It's super effective!
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: LMNO on October 08, 2010, 04:59:06 PM
FALCON PUNCH!
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Freeky on October 08, 2010, 05:01:10 PM
DONKEY PAUNCH!
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Cramulus on October 08, 2010, 05:24:47 PM
I'm reading this correctly, yes? The more sex moves from urbandictionary you use, the better sex you'll have.

FINALLY, THE ARGUMENT FOR SPACE DOCKING I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Faust on October 08, 2010, 07:21:21 PM
If the girl doesn't like the idea of it chances are she wont try it.

Even with that taken into account, those figures are surprisingly high.
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 08, 2010, 07:22:48 PM
Quote from: Faust on October 08, 2010, 07:21:21 PM
If the girl doesn't like the idea of it chances are she wont try it.

Even with that taken into account, those figures are surprisingly high.

RUFIES:  THEY'RE GOOD FOR SCIENCE!
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: BadBeast on October 08, 2010, 07:57:58 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 07, 2010, 06:35:26 PM
Quote from: Phox on October 07, 2010, 06:34:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 07, 2010, 06:33:00 PM
Never saw the attraction to buttsechs.

You know the old saying "Different folks, different orifices".

Not dogging anyone about it, I just never saw the need.  I'm still figuring out weird things to do with the other orifices.
And there's the whole issue of undigested kernels of sweetcorn making surprise guest appearances.
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on October 08, 2010, 08:09:27 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 08, 2010, 07:57:58 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 07, 2010, 06:35:26 PM
Quote from: Phox on October 07, 2010, 06:34:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 07, 2010, 06:33:00 PM
Never saw the attraction to buttsechs.

You know the old saying "Different folks, different orifices".

Not dogging anyone about it, I just never saw the need.  I'm still figuring out weird things to do with the other orifices.
And there's the whole issue of undigested kernels of sweetcorn making surprise guest appearances.

How does an Englishman know what sweetcorn is? We export that stuff?
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: BadBeast on October 08, 2010, 08:38:39 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 08, 2010, 08:09:27 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 08, 2010, 07:57:58 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 07, 2010, 06:35:26 PM
Quote from: Phox on October 07, 2010, 06:34:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 07, 2010, 06:33:00 PM
Never saw the attraction to buttsechs.

You know the old saying "Different folks, different orifices".

Not dogging anyone about it, I just never saw the need.  I'm still figuring out weird things to do with the other orifices.
And there's the whole issue of undigested kernels of sweetcorn making surprise guest appearances.

How does an Englishman know what sweetcorn is? We export that stuff?
Yeah, to England, I expect.
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on October 08, 2010, 08:57:14 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 08, 2010, 08:38:39 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 08, 2010, 08:09:27 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 08, 2010, 07:57:58 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 07, 2010, 06:35:26 PM
Quote from: Phox on October 07, 2010, 06:34:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 07, 2010, 06:33:00 PM
Never saw the attraction to buttsechs.

You know the old saying "Different folks, different orifices".

Not dogging anyone about it, I just never saw the need.  I'm still figuring out weird things to do with the other orifices.
And there's the whole issue of undigested kernels of sweetcorn making surprise guest appearances.

How does an Englishman know what sweetcorn is? We export that stuff?
Yeah, to England, I expect.

Jeez, we're even trying to conquer you with corn. Not like you wouldn't be eating it indirectly anyway since we put corn syrup in absolutely everything.
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: BadBeast on October 08, 2010, 09:09:15 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 08, 2010, 08:57:14 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 08, 2010, 08:38:39 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 08, 2010, 08:09:27 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 08, 2010, 07:57:58 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 07, 2010, 06:35:26 PM
Quote from: Phox on October 07, 2010, 06:34:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 07, 2010, 06:33:00 PM
Never saw the attraction to buttsechs.

You know the old saying "Different folks, different orifices".

Not dogging anyone about it, I just never saw the need.  I'm still figuring out weird things to do with the other orifices.
And there's the whole issue of undigested kernels of sweetcorn making surprise guest appearances.

How does an Englishman know what sweetcorn is? We export that stuff?
Yeah, to England, I expect.

Jeez, we're even trying to conquer you with corn. Not like you wouldn't be eating it indirectly anyway since we put corn syrup in absolutely everything.
Knowing we can't digest it properly?  Isn't that a bit low? At least we only Taxed you on Tea. We didn't try to make you drink it. Hell, we didn't even unload the ships half the time. We only docked there at all to pick up revenue, and drop your opium orders off.
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on October 08, 2010, 09:39:06 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 08, 2010, 09:09:15 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 08, 2010, 08:57:14 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 08, 2010, 08:38:39 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 08, 2010, 08:09:27 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 08, 2010, 07:57:58 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 07, 2010, 06:35:26 PM
Quote from: Phox on October 07, 2010, 06:34:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 07, 2010, 06:33:00 PM
Never saw the attraction to buttsechs.

You know the old saying "Different folks, different orifices".

Not dogging anyone about it, I just never saw the need.  I'm still figuring out weird things to do with the other orifices.
And there's the whole issue of undigested kernels of sweetcorn making surprise guest appearances.

How does an Englishman know what sweetcorn is? We export that stuff?
Yeah, to England, I expect.

Jeez, we're even trying to conquer you with corn. Not like you wouldn't be eating it indirectly anyway since we put corn syrup in absolutely everything.
Knowing we can't digest it properly?  Isn't that a bit low? At least we only Taxed you on Tea. We didn't try to make you drink it. Hell, we didn't even unload the ships half the time. We only docked there at all to pick up revenue, and drop your opium orders off.

Hmmm.... trying to think up some good banter here, and I'm just at a loss....
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: BadBeast on October 08, 2010, 09:43:25 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 08, 2010, 09:39:06 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 08, 2010, 09:09:15 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 08, 2010, 08:57:14 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 08, 2010, 08:38:39 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 08, 2010, 08:09:27 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 08, 2010, 07:57:58 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 07, 2010, 06:35:26 PM
Quote from: Phox on October 07, 2010, 06:34:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 07, 2010, 06:33:00 PM
Never saw the attraction to buttsechs.

You know the old saying "Different folks, different orifices".

Not dogging anyone about it, I just never saw the need.  I'm still figuring out weird things to do with the other orifices.
And there's the whole issue of undigested kernels of sweetcorn making surprise guest appearances.

How does an Englishman know what sweetcorn is? We export that stuff?
Yeah, to England, I expect.

Jeez, we're even trying to conquer you with corn. Not like you wouldn't be eating it indirectly anyway since we put corn syrup in absolutely everything.
Knowing we can't digest it properly?  Isn't that a bit low? At least we only Taxed you on Tea. We didn't try to make you drink it. Hell, we didn't even unload the ships half the time. We only docked there at all to pick up revenue, and drop your opium orders off.

Hmmm.... trying to think up some good banter here, and I'm just at a loss....
It takes more than a few bits of scabby sweetcorn to put an Englishman off bomsecks!
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Phox on October 08, 2010, 09:45:52 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 08, 2010, 09:43:25 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 08, 2010, 09:39:06 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 08, 2010, 09:09:15 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 08, 2010, 08:57:14 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 08, 2010, 08:38:39 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 08, 2010, 08:09:27 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 08, 2010, 07:57:58 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 07, 2010, 06:35:26 PM
Quote from: Phox on October 07, 2010, 06:34:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 07, 2010, 06:33:00 PM
Never saw the attraction to buttsechs.

You know the old saying "Different folks, different orifices".

Not dogging anyone about it, I just never saw the need.  I'm still figuring out weird things to do with the other orifices.
And there's the whole issue of undigested kernels of sweetcorn making surprise guest appearances.

How does an Englishman know what sweetcorn is? We export that stuff?
Yeah, to England, I expect.

Jeez, we're even trying to conquer you with corn. Not like you wouldn't be eating it indirectly anyway since we put corn syrup in absolutely everything.
Knowing we can't digest it properly?  Isn't that a bit low? At least we only Taxed you on Tea. We didn't try to make you drink it. Hell, we didn't even unload the ships half the time. We only docked there at all to pick up revenue, and drop your opium orders off.

Hmmm.... trying to think up some good banter here, and I'm just at a loss....
It takes more than a few bits of scabby sweetcorn to put an Englishman off bomsecks!
I always thought the corn enhanced the experience. It adds a whole new layer of stimulation.
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Elder Iptuous on October 08, 2010, 09:48:58 PM
hmm...
i figure there's got to be a good joke involving corn smut (http://www.thesneeze.com/art/huitlacoche/open_can300.jpg) in here somewhere.... perhaps you could make use of that?


also, mark another for 'in favor' of buttsex.  most of our personal records have been made in the context where it was employed.  i would also point out that it is an acquired skill (on the part of both partners), so evaluating it by a one shot try isn't adequate.  it's unfortunate that some on the giving end of the equation don't approach it delicately, as i would assume that is the primary reason that most on the receiving end don't make it over the learning curve into the realm of goodlordthatsfantastic...  i blame porn for this tragedy.
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: BadBeast on October 08, 2010, 09:53:09 PM
Quote from: Phox on October 08, 2010, 09:45:52 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 08, 2010, 09:43:25 PM
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Never saw the attraction to buttsechs.

You know the old saying "Different folks, different orifices".

Not dogging anyone about it, I just never saw the need.  I'm still figuring out weird things to do with the other orifices.
And there's the whole issue of undigested kernels of sweetcorn making surprise guest appearances.

How does an Englishman know what sweetcorn is? We export that stuff?
Yeah, to England, I expect.

Jeez, we're even trying to conquer you with corn. Not like you wouldn't be eating it indirectly anyway since we put corn syrup in absolutely everything.
Knowing we can't digest it properly?  Isn't that a bit low? At least we only Taxed you on Tea. We didn't try to make you drink it. Hell, we didn't even unload the ships half the time. We only docked there at all to pick up revenue, and drop your opium orders off.

Hmmm.... trying to think up some good banter here, and I'm just at a loss....
It takes more than a few bits of scabby sweetcorn to put an Englishman off bomsecks!
I always thought the corn enhanced the experience. It adds a whole new layer of stimulation.
Maybe, but aesthetically, it doesn't enhance anything. And looks a bit like a tapeworm segment.
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Phox on October 08, 2010, 09:53:43 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on October 08, 2010, 09:48:58 PM
hmm...
i figure there's got to be a good joke involving corn smut (http://www.thesneeze.com/art/huitlacoche/open_can300.jpg) in here somewhere.... perhaps you could make use of that?


also, mark another for 'in favor' of buttsex.  most of our personal records have been made in the context where it was employed.  i would also point out that it is an acquired skill (on the part of both partners), so evaluating it by a one shot try isn't adequate.  it's unfortunate that some on the giving end of the equation don't approach it delicately, as i would assume that is the primary reason that most on the receiving end don't make it over the learning curve into the realm of goodlordthatsfantastic...  i blame porn for this tragedy.

That's a good point. For TEH BUTSECKS, lots of lube and condoms are your friends. Technique is very important as well, because you should start by fingering it first. And I'm sure no one wants more details than that.  :lulz:
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Never saw the attraction to buttsechs.

You know the old saying "Different folks, different orifices".

Not dogging anyone about it, I just never saw the need.  I'm still figuring out weird things to do with the other orifices.
And there's the whole issue of undigested kernels of sweetcorn making surprise guest appearances.

How does an Englishman know what sweetcorn is? We export that stuff?
Yeah, to England, I expect.

Jeez, we're even trying to conquer you with corn. Not like you wouldn't be eating it indirectly anyway since we put corn syrup in absolutely everything.
Knowing we can't digest it properly?  Isn't that a bit low? At least we only Taxed you on Tea. We didn't try to make you drink it. Hell, we didn't even unload the ships half the time. We only docked there at all to pick up revenue, and drop your opium orders off.

Hmmm.... trying to think up some good banter here, and I'm just at a loss....
It takes more than a few bits of scabby sweetcorn to put an Englishman off bomsecks!
I always thought the corn enhanced the experience. It adds a whole new layer of stimulation.
Maybe, but aesthetically, it doesn't enhance anything. And looks a bit like a tapeworm segment.

True.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Elder Iptuous on October 08, 2010, 10:00:48 PM
condoms?
i can understand from a safety perspective, but if that isn't an issue, then why would they be beneficial?
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on October 08, 2010, 10:02:06 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on October 08, 2010, 10:00:48 PM
condoms?
i can understand from a safety perspective, but if that isn't an issue, then why would they be beneficial?

Poop on your junk is kinda gross.
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Phox on October 08, 2010, 10:02:42 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on October 08, 2010, 10:00:48 PM
condoms?
i can understand from a safety perspective, but if that isn't an issue, then why would they be beneficial?

They tend to slide easier than bare skin, many are lubricated already, and you don't want a bacterial infection in your cock, do you?
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Elder Iptuous on October 08, 2010, 10:12:04 PM
huh...
as far as cleanliness, have i just been lucky that it hasn't been a horrible mess?  an occasional use of the bowl of warm water and the dark colored washcloth has been sufficient in my experience...
i've never been impressed with the 'lubrication' that condoms offer.  they seem to be a detraction no matter what.  we just use liberal amounts of hydrosmooth.
as far as infection, have i really been rolling the dice that much?  it's been a good number of years, and i've never experienced anything like that.  imma do my homework on the statistics there later, because i'm skeptical...
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Phox on October 08, 2010, 10:17:30 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on October 08, 2010, 10:12:04 PM
huh...
as far as cleanliness, have i just been lucky that it hasn't been a horrible mess?  an occasional use of the bowl of warm water and the dark colored washcloth has been sufficient in my experience...
i've never been impressed with the 'lubrication' that condoms offer.  they seem to be a detraction no matter what.  we just use liberal amounts of hydrosmooth.
as far as infection, have i really been rolling the dice that much?  it's been a good number of years, and i've never experienced anything like that.  imma do my homework on the statistics there later, because i'm skeptical...


Cleanliness. Depends on the person, how much they have in their bowels at the time, their body's reaction, etc.

Lubrication on condoms. While it's not nearly enough on its own, when the anus is involved, ever little bit helps. If you don't use enough, I will rip your cock off with my gluts.

Infection. Dunno, but there are plenty of rather nasty strains of bacteria in teh butt. That's why girls have to wipe so carefully. I wouldn't know how likely an infection in a guy is, since their urinary tract is slightly different, but it is certainly possible, and they are always unpleasant, so why risk it?
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Don Coyote on October 08, 2010, 10:19:29 PM
I think as long the receiver doesn't have issues with shit getting into rectum when not shitting, there should minimal amounts of it there, which can be cleaned out before fucking. And then just remember to piss after fucking, and clean your cock.(something you should do after any kind of sex)
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Phox on October 08, 2010, 10:23:38 PM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 08, 2010, 10:19:29 PM
I think as long the receiver doesn't have issues with shit getting into rectum when not shitting, there should minimal amounts of it there, which can be cleaned out before fucking. And then just remember to piss after fucking, and clean your cock.(something you should do after any kind of sex)

Good advice, but in some people, all the stimulation causes them to lose bowel control, and as I understand it, that reaction is more likely if there is more in the bowels to begin with. But, then again, I never had that problem, and I'm not an expert.
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: BadBeast on October 08, 2010, 10:27:00 PM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 08, 2010, 10:19:29 PM
I think as long the receiver doesn't have issues with shit getting into rectum when not shitting, there should minimal amounts of it there, which can be cleaned out before fucking. And then just remember to piss after fucking, and clean your cock.(something you should do after any kind of sex)
Then how come women are always telling me to "Wash that thing first"?   :?
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Don Coyote on October 08, 2010, 10:30:54 PM
Quote from: Phox on October 08, 2010, 10:23:38 PM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 08, 2010, 10:19:29 PM
I think as long the receiver doesn't have issues with shit getting into rectum when not shitting, there should minimal amounts of it there, which can be cleaned out before fucking. And then just remember to piss after fucking, and clean your cock.(something you should do after any kind of sex)

Good advice, but in some people, all the stimulation causes them to lose bowel control, and as I understand it, that reaction is more likely if there is more in the bowels to begin with. But, then again, I never had that problem, and I'm not an expert.

This is true. One of the women I used to date would immediately rush the bathroom after the preliminaries.
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Don Coyote on October 08, 2010, 10:33:24 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 08, 2010, 10:27:00 PM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 08, 2010, 10:19:29 PM
I think as long the receiver doesn't have issues with shit getting into rectum when not shitting, there should minimal amounts of it there, which can be cleaned out before fucking. And then just remember to piss after fucking, and clean your cock.(something you should do after any kind of sex)
Then how come women are always telling me to "Wash that thing first"?   :?

Maybe because you are a smelling anarchist and your junk has an odor.
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 08, 2010, 10:34:32 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on October 07, 2010, 06:25:46 PM
BULLSHIT.  KINKY IS A STATE OF MIND.

This is totally true. I am 100% not at all kinky.
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 08, 2010, 10:36:12 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on October 08, 2010, 04:54:32 PM
these findings suggest to me that my bedroom antics should include a very very broad spectrum of techniques including headbutts, circular sanding, and rare pokemon combo attacks.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Don Coyote on October 08, 2010, 10:36:20 PM
Do things cause they feel good not because it's 'kinky'
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on October 08, 2010, 10:37:32 PM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 08, 2010, 10:33:24 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 08, 2010, 10:27:00 PM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 08, 2010, 10:19:29 PM
I think as long the receiver doesn't have issues with shit getting into rectum when not shitting, there should minimal amounts of it there, which can be cleaned out before fucking. And then just remember to piss after fucking, and clean your cock.(something you should do after any kind of sex)
Then how come women are always telling me to "Wash that thing first"?   :?

Maybe because you are a smelling anarchist and your junk has an odor.

Has nothing to do with being an anarchist. Everything to do with being a European.
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 08, 2010, 10:37:39 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 08, 2010, 09:09:15 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 08, 2010, 08:57:14 PM
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Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 07, 2010, 06:35:26 PM
Quote from: Phox on October 07, 2010, 06:34:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 07, 2010, 06:33:00 PM
Never saw the attraction to buttsechs.

You know the old saying "Different folks, different orifices".

Not dogging anyone about it, I just never saw the need.  I'm still figuring out weird things to do with the other orifices.
And there's the whole issue of undigested kernels of sweetcorn making surprise guest appearances.

How does an Englishman know what sweetcorn is? We export that stuff?
Yeah, to England, I expect.

Jeez, we're even trying to conquer you with corn. Not like you wouldn't be eating it indirectly anyway since we put corn syrup in absolutely everything.
Knowing we can't digest it properly?  Isn't that a bit low? At least we only Taxed you on Tea. We didn't try to make you drink it. Hell, we didn't even unload the ships half the time. We only docked there at all to pick up revenue, and drop your opium orders off.

It's actually the very, very slow-acting American indian plan for revenge followed by world domination.
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 08, 2010, 10:40:13 PM
Quote from: Phox on October 08, 2010, 10:02:42 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on October 08, 2010, 10:00:48 PM
condoms?
i can understand from a safety perspective, but if that isn't an issue, then why would they be beneficial?

They tend to slide easier than bare skin, many are lubricated already, and you don't want a bacterial infection in your cock, do you?

All this, plus, you can go at it in the ass and then, if you are with your regular long-term partner, yoink the condom off and finish up in the vag, which many women like.
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: BadBeast on October 08, 2010, 10:41:43 PM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 08, 2010, 10:33:24 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 08, 2010, 10:27:00 PM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 08, 2010, 10:19:29 PM
I think as long the receiver doesn't have issues with shit getting into rectum when not shitting, there should minimal amounts of it there, which can be cleaned out before fucking. And then just remember to piss after fucking, and clean your cock.(something you should do after any kind of sex)
Then how come women are always telling me to "Wash that thing first"?   :?

Maybe because you are a smelling anarchist and your junk has an odor.
You misunderstand. (And you're a bastard!) They are pointing to their own minky moos when they say it. And your horrible generalisation that anarchists are muck encrusted health hazards made me cry! I'm a fragrant, almost piquant anarchist. You smell like goats.
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Phox on October 08, 2010, 10:42:59 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 08, 2010, 10:40:13 PM
Quote from: Phox on October 08, 2010, 10:02:42 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on October 08, 2010, 10:00:48 PM
condoms?
i can understand from a safety perspective, but if that isn't an issue, then why would they be beneficial?

They tend to slide easier than bare skin, many are lubricated already, and you don't want a bacterial infection in your cock, do you?

All this, plus, you can go at it in the ass and then, if you are with your regular long-term partner, yoink the condom off and finish up in the vag, which many women like.

That's a good point too, but I generally use condoms both ways, long term partners or not. Comes from being in sexually open relationships.
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 08, 2010, 10:47:44 PM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 08, 2010, 10:36:20 PM
Do things cause they feel good not because it's 'kinky'

I'm permanently stuck in that mode. Nothing "kinky" gives me that "kink" thrill, so I just enjoy doing stuff that feels good to me and my partner. Some of my partners have been into kinky things, so, if it gives them a thrill, that's cool. It turns me on when they're turned on.

On that note, I just asked my boyfriend if he wants to try anal this weekend... silence.  :lulz: If guys like anal so much, why do I always have to talk them into it?
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 08, 2010, 10:51:10 PM
Quote from: Phox on October 08, 2010, 10:42:59 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 08, 2010, 10:40:13 PM
Quote from: Phox on October 08, 2010, 10:02:42 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on October 08, 2010, 10:00:48 PM
condoms?
i can understand from a safety perspective, but if that isn't an issue, then why would they be beneficial?

They tend to slide easier than bare skin, many are lubricated already, and you don't want a bacterial infection in your cock, do you?

All this, plus, you can go at it in the ass and then, if you are with your regular long-term partner, yoink the condom off and finish up in the vag, which many women like.

That's a good point too, but I generally use condoms both ways, long term partners or not. Comes from being in sexually open relationships.

I prefer not to use condoms with my primary partner. That does require trust that you and your partner are being religious about condoms with other partners, though.
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Kai on October 08, 2010, 10:52:42 PM
I think I want to try buttsex sometime.
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Phox on October 08, 2010, 10:56:54 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 08, 2010, 10:51:10 PM
Quote from: Phox on October 08, 2010, 10:42:59 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 08, 2010, 10:40:13 PM
Quote from: Phox on October 08, 2010, 10:02:42 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on October 08, 2010, 10:00:48 PM
condoms?
i can understand from a safety perspective, but if that isn't an issue, then why would they be beneficial?

They tend to slide easier than bare skin, many are lubricated already, and you don't want a bacterial infection in your cock, do you?

All this, plus, you can go at it in the ass and then, if you are with your regular long-term partner, yoink the condom off and finish up in the vag, which many women like.

That's a good point too, but I generally use condoms both ways, long term partners or not. Comes from being in sexually open relationships.

I prefer not to use condoms with my primary partner. That does require trust that you and your partner are being religious about condoms with other partners, though.

For me, it's mostly about building the habit of "sexytime = put on the jacket". Though that's not an issue right now, since my primary partner is a girl. So, yeah, when I'm with guys they were a damn condom.
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on October 08, 2010, 10:57:24 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 08, 2010, 10:47:44 PM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 08, 2010, 10:36:20 PM
Do things cause they feel good not because it's 'kinky'

I'm permanently stuck in that mode. Nothing "kinky" gives me that "kink" thrill, so I just enjoy doing stuff that feels good to me and my partner. Some of my partners have been into kinky things, so, if it gives them a thrill, that's cool. It turns me on when they're turned on.

On that note, I just asked my boyfriend if he wants to try anal this weekend... silence.  :lulz: If guys like anal so much, why do I always have to talk them into it?

Maybe he thinks it's a trap?  :lol:
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Phox on October 08, 2010, 10:58:32 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 08, 2010, 10:57:24 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 08, 2010, 10:47:44 PM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 08, 2010, 10:36:20 PM
Do things cause they feel good not because it's 'kinky'

I'm permanently stuck in that mode. Nothing "kinky" gives me that "kink" thrill, so I just enjoy doing stuff that feels good to me and my partner. Some of my partners have been into kinky things, so, if it gives them a thrill, that's cool. It turns me on when they're turned on.

On that note, I just asked my boyfriend if he wants to try anal this weekend... silence.  :lulz: If guys like anal so much, why do I always have to talk them into it?

Maybe he thinks it's a trap?  :lol:

It's always a trap.  :lol:
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: BadBeast on October 08, 2010, 10:58:41 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 08, 2010, 10:47:44 PM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 08, 2010, 10:36:20 PM
Do things cause they feel good not because it's 'kinky'

I'm permanently stuck in that mode. Nothing "kinky" gives me that "kink" thrill, so I just enjoy doing stuff that feels good to me and my partner. Some of my partners have been into kinky things, so, if it gives them a thrill, that's cool. It turns me on when they're turned on.

On that note, I just asked my boyfriend if he wants to try anal this weekend... silence.  :lulz: If guys like anal so much, why do I always have to talk them into it?
Maybe you're going in too hard?
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on October 08, 2010, 11:00:14 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 08, 2010, 10:58:41 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 08, 2010, 10:47:44 PM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 08, 2010, 10:36:20 PM
Do things cause they feel good not because it's 'kinky'

I'm permanently stuck in that mode. Nothing "kinky" gives me that "kink" thrill, so I just enjoy doing stuff that feels good to me and my partner. Some of my partners have been into kinky things, so, if it gives them a thrill, that's cool. It turns me on when they're turned on.

On that note, I just asked my boyfriend if he wants to try anal this weekend... silence.  :lulz: If guys like anal so much, why do I always have to talk them into it?
Maybe you're going in too hard?

:spit:
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 08, 2010, 11:04:04 PM
Quote from: Kai on October 08, 2010, 10:52:42 PM
I think I want to try buttsex sometime.

I give it a thumbs up!
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 08, 2010, 11:05:15 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 08, 2010, 10:58:41 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 08, 2010, 10:47:44 PM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 08, 2010, 10:36:20 PM
Do things cause they feel good not because it's 'kinky'

I'm permanently stuck in that mode. Nothing "kinky" gives me that "kink" thrill, so I just enjoy doing stuff that feels good to me and my partner. Some of my partners have been into kinky things, so, if it gives them a thrill, that's cool. It turns me on when they're turned on.

On that note, I just asked my boyfriend if he wants to try anal this weekend... silence.  :lulz: If guys like anal so much, why do I always have to talk them into it?
Maybe you're going in too hard?

No way

I am gentle, like a butterfly.
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: BadBeast on October 08, 2010, 11:07:38 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 08, 2010, 11:05:15 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 08, 2010, 10:58:41 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 08, 2010, 10:47:44 PM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 08, 2010, 10:36:20 PM
Do things cause they feel good not because it's 'kinky'

I'm permanently stuck in that mode. Nothing "kinky" gives me that "kink" thrill, so I just enjoy doing stuff that feels good to me and my partner. Some of my partners have been into kinky things, so, if it gives them a thrill, that's cool. It turns me on when they're turned on.

On that note, I just asked my boyfriend if he wants to try anal this weekend... silence.  :lulz: If guys like anal so much, why do I always have to talk them into it?
Maybe you're going in too hard?

No way

I am gentle, like a butterfly.
:memnoch2:
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Elder Iptuous on October 08, 2010, 11:09:30 PM
A butterfly doesn't ask you the question while holding a vac-u-lok and a rubber Nixon mask.
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: BadBeast on October 08, 2010, 11:12:38 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on October 08, 2010, 11:09:30 PM
A butterfly doesn't ask you the question while holding a vac-u-lok and a rubber Nixon mask.
And a tin of sweetcorn.
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 08, 2010, 11:25:18 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on October 08, 2010, 11:09:30 PM
A butterfly doesn't ask you the question while holding a vac-u-lok and a rubber Nixon mask.

Thanks to this thread, Mr. Language is letting me sodomize him this weekend.
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: BadBeast on October 08, 2010, 11:29:05 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 08, 2010, 11:25:18 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on October 08, 2010, 11:09:30 PM
A butterfly doesn't ask you the question while holding a vac-u-lok and a rubber Nixon mask.

Thanks to this thread, Mr. Language is letting me sodomize him this weekend.
Does he know yet?
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 08, 2010, 11:30:50 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 08, 2010, 11:12:38 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on October 08, 2010, 11:09:30 PM
A butterfly doesn't ask you the question while holding a vac-u-lok and a rubber Nixon mask.
And a tin of sweetcorn.

(http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/b/b7/Corn-porn.jpg/450px-Corn-porn.jpg)
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 08, 2010, 11:31:33 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 08, 2010, 11:29:05 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 08, 2010, 11:25:18 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on October 08, 2010, 11:09:30 PM
A butterfly doesn't ask you the question while holding a vac-u-lok and a rubber Nixon mask.

Thanks to this thread, Mr. Language is letting me sodomize him this weekend.
Does he know yet?

I'm not sure, but he said yes to a movie so I'm assuming.
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: BadBeast on October 08, 2010, 11:34:24 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 08, 2010, 11:31:33 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 08, 2010, 11:29:05 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 08, 2010, 11:25:18 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on October 08, 2010, 11:09:30 PM
A butterfly doesn't ask you the question while holding a vac-u-lok and a rubber Nixon mask.

Thanks to this thread, Mr. Language is letting me sodomize him this weekend.
Does he know yet?

I'm not sure, but he said yes to a movie so I'm assuming.
What Movie?
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Cramulus on October 08, 2010, 11:53:26 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 08, 2010, 11:05:15 PM
I am gentle, like a butterfly.

ahem

http://cramul.us/2010/09/discordians-in-history/

isn't this about you?


The Dildoes of Nigel

Oft mentioned in the same regard as the Iron Maiden of Nuremberg or the Rack of the White Tower, the Dildoes of Nigel hailed from one of the Inquisition's more terrifying periods. Mentioned only in scribbles at the back of the first edition Maleus Maleficarum, and often dismissed as a perverted scribes joke, the horrid truth is that these dildoes did exist.

Excerpt as such:

"At such time that the nobility of ::obscured:: province began to accuse each other of heresy and witchcraft for their own profit, an Inquisitor was dispatched to discover the truth of the matter.

A suspect was brought before the court and asked to confess their heretical belief and practice. When refusing, they would be foretold that they would suffer torture to extract the truth, and the dildoes would be shown unto them. At the merest sight of these implements both the stoic and the frail, be they woman or man, confessed, preferring flames at the stake to torment upon the dildoes.  This is moft fortunate, for in such time as elapsed since their last employment, that no agent of the inquisition knew how for to use them in the extraction of truth.

So terrible were they to the very mind of the sufpect, that even a doughty old gentle, renowned for deed on the field of war and at the hunt, believed to be hearty and tough in every way, did faint dead away at their sight. He was revived with a draught of strong vinegar,and promptly made his confession. He met death at the stake gladly, for the sight had caused him develop a moft horrible prolapfe of the bowelf.

It should be recorded that in dimension, thee Dildoes were a score and three  ::unit of measure obscured:: in length, and five ::unit of measure obscured:: about the circumference. May Lord God have mercy upon they who created and knew them!"   ::Diagram obscured by stain::




footnote:
I think Richter wrote that, or payne. probably richter.
and we changed nigel to bacon for the etc.discordia for thee lulz,
and for one of nigel's holy names BACON CONE NIXON
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Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Nast on October 09, 2010, 01:13:42 AM
I think I could only buttsex with a man if I truly loved him.
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 09, 2010, 02:19:03 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 08, 2010, 11:34:24 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 08, 2010, 11:31:33 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 08, 2010, 11:29:05 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 08, 2010, 11:25:18 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on October 08, 2010, 11:09:30 PM
A butterfly doesn't ask you the question while holding a vac-u-lok and a rubber Nixon mask.

Thanks to this thread, Mr. Language is letting me sodomize him this weekend.
Does he know yet?

I'm not sure, but he said yes to a movie so I'm assuming.
What Movie?

BBS: The Documentary http://www.bbsdocumentary.com/
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 09, 2010, 02:22:00 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on October 08, 2010, 11:53:26 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 08, 2010, 11:05:15 PM
I am gentle, like a butterfly.

ahem

http://cramul.us/2010/09/discordians-in-history/

isn't this about you?


The Dildoes of Nigel

Oft mentioned in the same regard as the Iron Maiden of Nuremberg or the Rack of the White Tower, the Dildoes of Nigel hailed from one of the Inquisition's more terrifying periods. Mentioned only in scribbles at the back of the first edition Maleus Maleficarum, and often dismissed as a perverted scribes joke, the horrid truth is that these dildoes did exist.

Excerpt as such:

"At such time that the nobility of ::obscured:: province began to accuse each other of heresy and witchcraft for their own profit, an Inquisitor was dispatched to discover the truth of the matter.

A suspect was brought before the court and asked to confess their heretical belief and practice. When refusing, they would be foretold that they would suffer torture to extract the truth, and the dildoes would be shown unto them. At the merest sight of these implements both the stoic and the frail, be they woman or man, confessed, preferring flames at the stake to torment upon the dildoes.  This is moft fortunate, for in such time as elapsed since their last employment, that no agent of the inquisition knew how for to use them in the extraction of truth.

So terrible were they to the very mind of the sufpect, that even a doughty old gentle, renowned for deed on the field of war and at the hunt, believed to be hearty and tough in every way, did faint dead away at their sight. He was revived with a draught of strong vinegar,and promptly made his confession. He met death at the stake gladly, for the sight had caused him develop a moft horrible prolapfe of the bowelf.

It should be recorded that in dimension, thee Dildoes were a score and three  ::unit of measure obscured:: in length, and five ::unit of measure obscured:: about the circumference. May Lord God have mercy upon they who created and knew them!"   ::Diagram obscured by stain::




footnote:
I think Richter wrote that, or payne. probably richter.
and we changed nigel to bacon for the etc.discordia for thee lulz,
and for one of nigel's holy names BACON CONE NIXON
[/tt]

Wellll yeeeeahhhhh...
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Adios on October 09, 2010, 03:57:24 AM
*shrug*
I think buttsex is a result of a bad aim. Why would you go there? Do you know what comes out of that? Yech.
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 09, 2010, 04:36:24 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 09, 2010, 03:57:24 AM
*shrug*
I think buttsex is a result of a bad aim. Why would you go there? Do you know what comes out of that? Yech.

'cause it feels good?
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Adios on October 09, 2010, 04:37:55 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 09, 2010, 04:36:24 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 09, 2010, 03:57:24 AM
*shrug*
I think buttsex is a result of a bad aim. Why would you go there? Do you know what comes out of that? Yech.

'cause it feels good?

Not to me. Or my wife. There are things designed for a penis.
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 09, 2010, 04:51:48 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 09, 2010, 04:37:55 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 09, 2010, 04:36:24 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 09, 2010, 03:57:24 AM
*shrug*
I think buttsex is a result of a bad aim. Why would you go there? Do you know what comes out of that? Yech.

'cause it feels good?

Not to me. Or my wife. There are things designed for a penis.

Oh, I thought you asked why "you" (someone other than yourself) would go there, not why you and your wife should. If it doesn't feel good to you, don't do it.
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Adios on October 09, 2010, 04:54:28 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 09, 2010, 04:51:48 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 09, 2010, 04:37:55 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 09, 2010, 04:36:24 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 09, 2010, 03:57:24 AM
*shrug*
I think buttsex is a result of a bad aim. Why would you go there? Do you know what comes out of that? Yech.

'cause it feels good?

Not to me. Or my wife. There are things designed for a penis.

Oh, I thought you asked why "you" (someone other than yourself) would go there, not why you and your wife should. If it doesn't feel good to you, don't do it.

Conversation expansion. It's good for sharing ideas. I personally prefer the vagina to the rectum.
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 09, 2010, 05:06:51 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 09, 2010, 04:54:28 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 09, 2010, 04:51:48 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 09, 2010, 04:37:55 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 09, 2010, 04:36:24 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 09, 2010, 03:57:24 AM
*shrug*
I think buttsex is a result of a bad aim. Why would you go there? Do you know what comes out of that? Yech.

'cause it feels good?

Not to me. Or my wife. There are things designed for a penis.

Oh, I thought you asked why "you" (someone other than yourself) would go there, not why you and your wife should. If it doesn't feel good to you, don't do it.

Conversation expansion. It's good for sharing ideas. I personally prefer the vagina to the rectum.

:? yeah, conversation expansion was the idea when I answered your question about why people would have anal sex. Because to some people, it feels good.
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Nast on October 09, 2010, 05:15:30 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 09, 2010, 04:37:55 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 09, 2010, 04:36:24 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 09, 2010, 03:57:24 AM
*shrug*
I think buttsex is a result of a bad aim. Why would you go there? Do you know what comes out of that? Yech.

'cause it feels good?

Not to me. Or my wife. There are things designed for a penis.

Some of us have limited options, though.
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Adios on October 09, 2010, 02:27:01 PM
Quote from: Nast on October 09, 2010, 05:15:30 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 09, 2010, 04:37:55 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 09, 2010, 04:36:24 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 09, 2010, 03:57:24 AM
*shrug*
I think buttsex is a result of a bad aim. Why would you go there? Do you know what comes out of that? Yech.

'cause it feels good?

Not to me. Or my wife. There are things designed for a penis.

Some of us have limited options, though.

Let's just say I was talking about my personal preference. It's about feeling pain, my wife and I both just can't stand anything in the anus. *shrug* I even selected a small female for a Doctor, because at my age they like to check the prostate.  :lol:  She has tiny fingers.
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: BadBeast on October 09, 2010, 02:43:11 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 09, 2010, 02:27:01 PM
Quote from: Nast on October 09, 2010, 05:15:30 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 09, 2010, 04:37:55 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 09, 2010, 04:36:24 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 09, 2010, 03:57:24 AM
*shrug*
I think buttsex is a result of a bad aim. Why would you go there? Do you know what comes out of that? Yech.

'cause it feels good?

Not to me. Or my wife. There are things designed for a penis.

Some of us have limited options, though.

Let's just say I was talking about my personal preference. It's about feeling pain, my wife and I both just can't stand anything in the anus. *shrug* I even selected a small female for a Doctor, because at my age they like to check the prostate.  :lol:  She has tiny fingers.
Porno hands?
(So called, because anything held in them looks disproportionately large)
Title: Re: Buttsex = SCIENCE!
Post by: Adios on October 09, 2010, 02:59:52 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 09, 2010, 02:43:11 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 09, 2010, 02:27:01 PM
Quote from: Nast on October 09, 2010, 05:15:30 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 09, 2010, 04:37:55 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 09, 2010, 04:36:24 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 09, 2010, 03:57:24 AM
*shrug*
I think buttsex is a result of a bad aim. Why would you go there? Do you know what comes out of that? Yech.

'cause it feels good?

Not to me. Or my wife. There are things designed for a penis.

Some of us have limited options, though.

Let's just say I was talking about my personal preference. It's about feeling pain, my wife and I both just can't stand anything in the anus. *shrug* I even selected a small female for a Doctor, because at my age they like to check the prostate.  :lol:  She has tiny fingers.
Porno hands?
(So called, because anything held in them looks disproportionately large)

:lulz: