That's right. My grades are the point to which all other grades are scaled. And that's sad. Because I'm a dumbass.
I fear for America.
Don't send help.
-dimo-
Quote from: Cuddlefist on October 20, 2010, 12:02:32 AM
That's right. My grades are the point to which all other grades are scaled. And that's sad. Because I'm a dumbass.
I fear for America.
Don't send help.
-dimo-
(http://www.zewg.net/dump/photo/tbingforjesus.jpg)
You're not a dumbass, you're a dumbass poser posing as a dumbass for cred. You're worse than a hipster!
Dimo, you had Reality Moment. That moment goes like this:
(http://www.babynewsnow.com/images/baby_crying.jpg)
That is the face you make when you finally realize that you ARE smarter than 99% of people, and what, exactly, that means for humanity.
Quote from: Cramulus on October 20, 2010, 01:13:47 AM
You're not a dumbass, you're a dumbass poser posing as a dumbass for cred. You're worse than a hipster!
:lulz:
If you want to compound your horror, think about the fact that the collective of PD.com is probably one of the most incredible brain trusts in the entire world.
No, really. Think about it.
And despair.
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 20, 2010, 01:26:03 AM
If you want to compound your horror, think about the fact that the collective of PD.com is probably one of the most incredible brain trusts in the entire world.
No, really. Think about it.
And despair.
Actually, I've always realized that.
If we were dumber, we'd probably get along better.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2010, 01:27:00 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 20, 2010, 01:26:03 AM
If you want to compound your horror, think about the fact that the collective of PD.com is probably one of the most incredible brain trusts in the entire world.
No, really. Think about it.
And despair.
Actually, I've always realized that.
If we were dumber, we'd probably get along better.
Or we'd just have stupider arguments. Look at TCC.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2010, 01:27:00 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 20, 2010, 01:26:03 AM
If you want to compound your horror, think about the fact that the collective of PD.com is probably one of the most incredible brain trusts in the entire world.
No, really. Think about it.
And despair.
Actually, I've always realized that.
If we were dumber, we'd probably get along better.
This is the most simultaneously triumphant and disheartening thing I have read in a long, long time.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 20, 2010, 01:30:05 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2010, 01:27:00 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 20, 2010, 01:26:03 AM
If you want to compound your horror, think about the fact that the collective of PD.com is probably one of the most incredible brain trusts in the entire world.
No, really. Think about it.
And despair.
Actually, I've always realized that.
If we were dumber, we'd probably get along better.
This is the most simultaneously triumphant and disheartening thing I have read in a long, long time.
Poop fart butt!
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2010, 01:27:00 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 20, 2010, 01:26:03 AM
If you want to compound your horror, think about the fact that the collective of PD.com is probably one of the most incredible brain trusts in the entire world.
No, really. Think about it.
And despair.
Actually, I've always realized that.
If we were dumber, we'd probably get along better.
I wish it weren't so fucking true...
Then again, that's why I drink sometimes.
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 20, 2010, 01:29:22 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2010, 01:27:00 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 20, 2010, 01:26:03 AM
If you want to compound your horror, think about the fact that the collective of PD.com is probably one of the most incredible brain trusts in the entire world.
No, really. Think about it.
And despair.
Actually, I've always realized that.
If we were dumber, we'd probably get along better.
Or we'd just have stupider arguments. Look at TCC.
No thanks, I'm tired of rooting viruses out of my hard drive.
But I remember well enough.
"MY ATHAME HAS A WHITE HANDLE. AM I FUCKED?"
Oh man...
I wasn't planning on drinking tonight...
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 20, 2010, 01:37:50 AM
Oh man...
I wasn't planning on drinking tonight...
Why does everyone here think everyone here is stupid?
I don't, but I desperately hope we're not a vanishing minority of intelligence.
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 20, 2010, 01:42:09 AM
I don't, but I desperately hope we're not a vanishing minority of intelligence.
People aren't any dumber than they've ever been. They're just louder.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2010, 01:40:33 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 20, 2010, 01:37:50 AM
Oh man...
I wasn't planning on drinking tonight...
Why does everyone here think everyone here is stupid?
I am so used to coming here that the level of discourse that happens on a daily basis is a completely normal thing.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2010, 01:49:05 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 20, 2010, 01:42:09 AM
I don't, but I desperately hope we're not a vanishing minority of intelligence.
People aren't any dumber than they've ever been. They're just louder.
People always had the attention span of a gnat?
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 20, 2010, 04:10:19 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2010, 01:49:05 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 20, 2010, 01:42:09 AM
I don't, but I desperately hope we're not a vanishing minority of intelligence.
People aren't any dumber than they've ever been. They're just louder.
People always had the attention span of a gnat?
You can thank our caffeine and TV warped brains for that.
The thing is, these lazy apathetic fucktards are MAKING ME LOOK BAD! I'm supposed to be the punk-rock-rebel-bad-boy. How am I s'posed to do that when I'm head of the class?! ...making me look all nerdy 'n shit...
Quote from: Cuddlefist on October 20, 2010, 10:22:55 PM
The thing is, these lazy apathetic fucktards are MAKING ME LOOK BAD! I'm supposed to be the punk-rock-rebel-bad-boy. How am I s'posed to do that when I'm head of the class?! ...making me look all nerdy 'n shit...
They don't make 'em like they used to.
What WOULD Sid Vicious say? I mean, besides, "ack hork puke"?
I hate it when teachers grade on a curve. I always blow the curve and everyone hates me.
Quote from: Doktor Princess on October 20, 2010, 10:29:17 PM
I hate it when teachers grade on a curve. I always blow the curve and everyone hates me.
Why would you hate that? Do you LIKE these people?
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2010, 10:29:38 PM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on October 20, 2010, 10:29:17 PM
I hate it when teachers grade on a curve. I always blow the curve and everyone hates me.
Why would you hate that? Do you LIKE these people?
Not the fuckers in my geography class. For the most part, in college I could give a fuck, but in high school, girls tried to beat my ass for it.
"You ruined my grades!"
"Uh no, you ruined your own damn grades."
Quote from: Doktor Princess on October 20, 2010, 10:33:34 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2010, 10:29:38 PM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on October 20, 2010, 10:29:17 PM
I hate it when teachers grade on a curve. I always blow the curve and everyone hates me.
Why would you hate that? Do you LIKE these people?
Not the fuckers in my geography class. For the most part, in college I could give a fuck, but in high school, girls tried to beat my ass for it.
"You ruined my grades!"
"Uh no, you ruined your own damn grades."
It's all about raising the bar, Suu. You should have punched them in the face and explained why they should have been grateful.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2010, 10:34:32 PM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on October 20, 2010, 10:33:34 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2010, 10:29:38 PM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on October 20, 2010, 10:29:17 PM
I hate it when teachers grade on a curve. I always blow the curve and everyone hates me.
Why would you hate that? Do you LIKE these people?
Not the fuckers in my geography class. For the most part, in college I could give a fuck, but in high school, girls tried to beat my ass for it.
"You ruined my grades!"
"Uh no, you ruined your own damn grades."
It's all about raising the bar, Suu. You should have punched them in the face and explained why they should have been grateful.
Through my entire secondary education career, I only had to hit someone ONCE. I put him in the hospital and his jaw was wired shut for 6 weeks. Suddenly, I very rarely got bullied, and when I did, none of them could represent.
I like curve grading. I like the way they put mediocrity in it's place.
As a fine example of mediocrity in our schools, I would like to state for the record that I have never resented people for doing well in class and making my grade even worse. I actually admire people who do well in school, and in life in general. Just because I'm a failure doesn't mean other people should be, too! That would just make the world suck even more than it already does.