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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Cuddlefish on October 20, 2010, 12:02:32 AM

Title: I AM the motherfucking curve.
Post by: Cuddlefish on October 20, 2010, 12:02:32 AM
That's right. My grades are the point to which all other grades are scaled. And that's sad. Because I'm a dumbass.

I fear for America.

Don't send help.

-dimo-
Title: Re: I AM the motherfucking curve.
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2010, 12:55:30 AM
Quote from: Cuddlefist on October 20, 2010, 12:02:32 AM
That's right. My grades are the point to which all other grades are scaled. And that's sad. Because I'm a dumbass.

I fear for America.

Don't send help.

-dimo-

(http://www.zewg.net/dump/photo/tbingforjesus.jpg)
Title: Re: I AM the motherfucking curve.
Post by: Cramulus on October 20, 2010, 01:13:47 AM
You're not a dumbass, you're a dumbass poser posing as a dumbass for cred. You're worse than a hipster!

Title: Re: I AM the motherfucking curve.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 20, 2010, 01:23:03 AM
Dimo, you had Reality Moment. That moment goes like this:

(http://www.babynewsnow.com/images/baby_crying.jpg)

That is the face you make when you finally realize that you ARE smarter than 99% of people, and what, exactly, that means for humanity.
Title: Re: I AM the motherfucking curve.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 20, 2010, 01:23:41 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on October 20, 2010, 01:13:47 AM
You're not a dumbass, you're a dumbass poser posing as a dumbass for cred. You're worse than a hipster!



:lulz:
Title: Re: I AM the motherfucking curve.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 20, 2010, 01:26:03 AM
If you want to compound your horror, think about the fact that the collective of PD.com is probably one of the most incredible brain trusts in the entire world.

No, really. Think about it.

And despair.
Title: Re: I AM the motherfucking curve.
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2010, 01:27:00 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 20, 2010, 01:26:03 AM
If you want to compound your horror, think about the fact that the collective of PD.com is probably one of the most incredible brain trusts in the entire world.

No, really. Think about it.

And despair.

Actually, I've always realized that.

If we were dumber, we'd probably get along better.
Title: Re: I AM the motherfucking curve.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 20, 2010, 01:29:22 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2010, 01:27:00 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 20, 2010, 01:26:03 AM
If you want to compound your horror, think about the fact that the collective of PD.com is probably one of the most incredible brain trusts in the entire world.

No, really. Think about it.

And despair.

Actually, I've always realized that.

If we were dumber, we'd probably get along better.

Or we'd just have stupider arguments. Look at TCC.
Title: Re: I AM the motherfucking curve.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on October 20, 2010, 01:30:05 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2010, 01:27:00 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 20, 2010, 01:26:03 AM
If you want to compound your horror, think about the fact that the collective of PD.com is probably one of the most incredible brain trusts in the entire world.

No, really. Think about it.

And despair.

Actually, I've always realized that.

If we were dumber, we'd probably get along better.

This is the most simultaneously triumphant and disheartening thing I have read in a long, long time.
Title: Re: I AM the motherfucking curve.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 20, 2010, 01:30:33 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 20, 2010, 01:30:05 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2010, 01:27:00 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 20, 2010, 01:26:03 AM
If you want to compound your horror, think about the fact that the collective of PD.com is probably one of the most incredible brain trusts in the entire world.

No, really. Think about it.

And despair.

Actually, I've always realized that.

If we were dumber, we'd probably get along better.

This is the most simultaneously triumphant and disheartening thing I have read in a long, long time.

Poop fart butt!
Title: Re: I AM the motherfucking curve.
Post by: leln on October 20, 2010, 01:30:51 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2010, 01:27:00 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 20, 2010, 01:26:03 AM
If you want to compound your horror, think about the fact that the collective of PD.com is probably one of the most incredible brain trusts in the entire world.

No, really. Think about it.

And despair.

Actually, I've always realized that.

If we were dumber, we'd probably get along better.


I wish it weren't so fucking true...

Then again, that's why I drink sometimes.
Title: Re: I AM the motherfucking curve.
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2010, 01:31:10 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 20, 2010, 01:29:22 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2010, 01:27:00 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 20, 2010, 01:26:03 AM
If you want to compound your horror, think about the fact that the collective of PD.com is probably one of the most incredible brain trusts in the entire world.

No, really. Think about it.

And despair.

Actually, I've always realized that.

If we were dumber, we'd probably get along better.

Or we'd just have stupider arguments. Look at TCC.

No thanks, I'm tired of rooting viruses out of my hard drive.

But I remember well enough.  

"MY ATHAME HAS A WHITE HANDLE.  AM I FUCKED?"

Title: Re: I AM the motherfucking curve.
Post by: Jasper on October 20, 2010, 01:37:50 AM
Oh man...

I wasn't planning on drinking tonight...
Title: Re: I AM the motherfucking curve.
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2010, 01:40:33 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 20, 2010, 01:37:50 AM
Oh man...

I wasn't planning on drinking tonight...

Why does everyone here think everyone here is stupid?
Title: Re: I AM the motherfucking curve.
Post by: Jasper on October 20, 2010, 01:42:09 AM
I don't, but I desperately hope we're not a vanishing minority of intelligence.
Title: Re: I AM the motherfucking curve.
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2010, 01:49:05 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 20, 2010, 01:42:09 AM
I don't, but I desperately hope we're not a vanishing minority of intelligence.

People aren't any dumber than they've ever been.  They're just louder.
Title: Re: I AM the motherfucking curve.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on October 20, 2010, 01:51:19 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2010, 01:40:33 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 20, 2010, 01:37:50 AM
Oh man...

I wasn't planning on drinking tonight...

Why does everyone here think everyone here is stupid?

I am so used to coming here that the level of discourse that happens on a daily basis is a completely normal thing.  
Title: Re: I AM the motherfucking curve.
Post by: Jasper on October 20, 2010, 04:10:19 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2010, 01:49:05 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 20, 2010, 01:42:09 AM
I don't, but I desperately hope we're not a vanishing minority of intelligence.

People aren't any dumber than they've ever been.  They're just louder.

People always had the attention span of a gnat?
Title: Re: I AM the motherfucking curve.
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on October 20, 2010, 04:13:51 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 20, 2010, 04:10:19 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2010, 01:49:05 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 20, 2010, 01:42:09 AM
I don't, but I desperately hope we're not a vanishing minority of intelligence.

People aren't any dumber than they've ever been.  They're just louder.

People always had the attention span of a gnat?

You can thank our caffeine and TV warped brains for that.
Title: Re: I AM the motherfucking curve.
Post by: Cuddlefish on October 20, 2010, 10:22:55 PM
The thing is, these lazy apathetic fucktards are MAKING ME LOOK BAD! I'm supposed to be the punk-rock-rebel-bad-boy. How am I s'posed to do that when I'm head of the class?! ...making me look all nerdy 'n shit...
Title: Re: I AM the motherfucking curve.
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2010, 10:28:49 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefist on October 20, 2010, 10:22:55 PM
The thing is, these lazy apathetic fucktards are MAKING ME LOOK BAD! I'm supposed to be the punk-rock-rebel-bad-boy. How am I s'posed to do that when I'm head of the class?! ...making me look all nerdy 'n shit...

They don't make 'em like they used to.

What WOULD Sid Vicious say?  I mean, besides, "ack hork puke"?
Title: Re: I AM the motherfucking curve.
Post by: Suu on October 20, 2010, 10:29:17 PM
I hate it when teachers grade on a curve. I always blow the curve and everyone hates me.
Title: Re: I AM the motherfucking curve.
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2010, 10:29:38 PM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on October 20, 2010, 10:29:17 PM
I hate it when teachers grade on a curve. I always blow the curve and everyone hates me.

Why would you hate that?   Do you LIKE these people?
Title: Re: I AM the motherfucking curve.
Post by: Suu on October 20, 2010, 10:33:34 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2010, 10:29:38 PM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on October 20, 2010, 10:29:17 PM
I hate it when teachers grade on a curve. I always blow the curve and everyone hates me.

Why would you hate that?   Do you LIKE these people?

Not the fuckers in my geography class. For the most part, in college I could give a fuck, but in high school, girls tried to beat my ass for it.

"You ruined my grades!"

"Uh no, you ruined your own damn grades."

Title: Re: I AM the motherfucking curve.
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2010, 10:34:32 PM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on October 20, 2010, 10:33:34 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2010, 10:29:38 PM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on October 20, 2010, 10:29:17 PM
I hate it when teachers grade on a curve. I always blow the curve and everyone hates me.

Why would you hate that?   Do you LIKE these people?

Not the fuckers in my geography class. For the most part, in college I could give a fuck, but in high school, girls tried to beat my ass for it.

"You ruined my grades!"

"Uh no, you ruined your own damn grades."



It's all about raising the bar, Suu.  You should have punched them in the face and explained why they should have been grateful.
Title: Re: I AM the motherfucking curve.
Post by: Suu on October 20, 2010, 10:37:47 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2010, 10:34:32 PM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on October 20, 2010, 10:33:34 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2010, 10:29:38 PM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on October 20, 2010, 10:29:17 PM
I hate it when teachers grade on a curve. I always blow the curve and everyone hates me.

Why would you hate that?   Do you LIKE these people?

Not the fuckers in my geography class. For the most part, in college I could give a fuck, but in high school, girls tried to beat my ass for it.

"You ruined my grades!"

"Uh no, you ruined your own damn grades."



It's all about raising the bar, Suu.  You should have punched them in the face and explained why they should have been grateful.

Through my entire secondary education career, I only had to hit someone ONCE. I put him in the hospital and his jaw was wired shut for 6 weeks. Suddenly, I very rarely got bullied, and when I did, none of them could represent.

Title: Re: I AM the motherfucking curve.
Post by: Jasper on October 20, 2010, 11:02:18 PM
I like curve grading.  I like the way they put mediocrity in it's place.
Title: Re: I AM the motherfucking curve.
Post by: Tempest Virago on October 21, 2010, 12:11:03 AM
As a fine example of mediocrity in our schools, I would like to state for the record that I have never resented people for doing well in class and making my grade even worse. I actually admire people who do well in school, and in life in general. Just because I'm a failure doesn't mean other people should be, too! That would just make the world suck even more than it already does.