Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: the last yatto on October 27, 2010, 11:02:26 PM

Title: How Discordianism Got Me a Free Kick In The Ass
Post by: the last yatto on October 27, 2010, 11:02:26 PM
Or  :?
Title: Re: How Discordianism Got Me a Free Kick In The Ass
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 27, 2010, 11:04:53 PM
I'm honestly curious, Peleus...Why do you do shit like that?  In your warped little head, did you think it would somehow help the situation?  Or do you get a thrill out of making a bad situation worse?

Or do you just get kicks out of humiliating people who make the mistake of considering you a friend?

Help me out, here.  I really want to know what possessed you to do that.
Title: Re: How Discordianism Got Me a Free Kick In The Ass
Post by: the last yatto on October 27, 2010, 11:17:15 PM
I've been on the other end, a lot of Thetis friends were telling her to dump me. I've never cheated on her, or even hit her. Except one time I had roid rage (doctor gave me them after i had found out I was alleric to sulfer and didn't tell me that was a possible side effect) in which I had bitten her hand during an arguement.

Should have learned from that tarot reading to give up my suit of armor
Title: Re: How Discordianism Got Me a Free Kick In The Ass
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 27, 2010, 11:19:16 PM
Quote from: Pēleus on October 27, 2010, 11:17:15 PM
I've been on the other end, a lot of Thetis friends were telling her to dump me. I've never cheated on her, or even hit her. Except one time I had roid rage (doctor gave me them after i had found out I was alleric to sulfer and didn't tell me that was a possible side effect) in which I had bitten her hand during an arguement.

Should have learned from that tarot reading to give up my suit of armor

Okay, you're a loony.  I suppose that's as good an excuse as any.
Title: Re: How Discordianism Got Me a Free Kick In The Ass
Post by: Jimmy Chitwood on October 27, 2010, 11:25:19 PM
roid rage induced girlfriend biting or GTFO
Title: Re: How Discordianism Got Me a Free Kick In The Ass
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 27, 2010, 11:26:48 PM
"or even hit her."

That's quite an accomplishment there, Yatto.

You should be very proud.

:|
Title: Re: How Discordianism Got Me a Free Kick In The Ass
Post by: Jimmy Chitwood on October 27, 2010, 11:29:04 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 27, 2010, 11:26:48 PM
"or even hit her."

That's quite an accomplishment there, Yatto.

You should be very proud.

:|

My stomach hurts so fucking bad right now i cant stop laughing gotta log off bye
Title: Re: How Discordianism Got Me a Free Kick In The Ass
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 27, 2010, 11:29:54 PM
Quote from: Jimmy Chitwood on October 27, 2010, 11:29:04 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 27, 2010, 11:26:48 PM
"or even hit her."

That's quite an accomplishment there, Yatto.

You should be very proud.

:|

My stomach hurts so fucking bad right now i cant stop laughing gotta log off bye

I'll miss you.
Title: Re: How Discordianism Got Me a Free Kick In The Ass
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on October 27, 2010, 11:40:38 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 27, 2010, 11:29:54 PM
Quote from: Jimmy Chitwood on October 27, 2010, 11:29:04 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 27, 2010, 11:26:48 PM
"or even hit her."

That's quite an accomplishment there, Yatto.

You should be very proud.

:|

My stomach hurts so fucking bad right now i cant stop laughing gotta log off bye

I'll miss you.

22 posts to go....
Title: Re: How Discordianism Got Me a Free Kick In The Ass
Post by: the last yatto on October 28, 2010, 01:40:30 AM
not too many males can say they never hit someone of the other gender

So :kingmeh:
Title: Re: How Discordianism Got Me a Free Kick In The Ass
Post by: The Wizard on October 28, 2010, 01:41:21 AM
Quotenot too many males can say they never hit someone of the other gender

You're a first class dirtbag, you know that?
Title: Re: How Discordianism Got Me a Free Kick In The Ass
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 28, 2010, 01:44:16 AM
Quote from: Pēleus on October 28, 2010, 01:40:30 AM
not too many males can say they never hit someone of the other gender

So :kingmeh:

Never ever? Or never as adults?
Title: Re: How Discordianism Got Me a Free Kick In The Ass
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on October 28, 2010, 01:46:51 AM
Quote from: Pēleus on October 28, 2010, 01:40:30 AM
not too many males can say they never hit someone of the other gender

So :kingmeh:

You're right. There will never be "too many" men who can say they've never hit a woman. That particular demographic figure will always be "not enough".
Title: Re: How Discordianism Got Me a Free Kick In The Ass
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 28, 2010, 01:55:24 AM
Quote from: Cainad on October 28, 2010, 01:46:51 AM
Quote from: Pēleus on October 28, 2010, 01:40:30 AM
not too many males can say they never hit someone of the other gender

So :kingmeh:

You're right. There will never be "too many" men who can say they've never hit a woman. That particular demographic figure will always be "not enough".

:mittens:
Title: Re: How Discordianism Got Me a Free Kick In The Ass
Post by: Faust on October 28, 2010, 01:55:59 AM
Fucking hell, If not hitting her is high on your list of relationship achievements then it doesn't sound like you have an awful lot going for that relationship.

Its not the kind of thing that should spring to mind.
Title: Re: How Discordianism Got Me a Free Kick In The Ass
Post by: The Johnny on October 28, 2010, 01:59:15 AM

Wrong target audience i guess.

I could bet a lot of us here havent done such a thing.
Title: Re: How Discordianism Got Me a Free Kick In The Ass
Post by: the last yatto on October 28, 2010, 02:11:02 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 28, 2010, 01:44:16 AM
Quote from: Pēleus on October 28, 2010, 01:40:30 AM
not too many males can say they never hit someone of the other gender

So :kingmeh:

Never ever? Or never as adults?

Ever, even got into a fight with willy's sister at the bus stop back in middle school
Just took it on the chin.
Title: Re: How Discordianism Got Me a Free Kick In The Ass
Post by: the last yatto on October 28, 2010, 02:25:46 AM
Faust, its high on the list when people are on a campaign against yuo
Title: Re: How Discordianism Got Me a Free Kick In The Ass
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 28, 2010, 02:27:50 AM
Quote from: Pēleus on October 28, 2010, 02:11:02 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 28, 2010, 01:44:16 AM
Quote from: Pēleus on October 28, 2010, 01:40:30 AM
not too many males can say they never hit someone of the other gender

So :kingmeh:

Never ever? Or never as adults?

Ever, even got into a fight with willy's sister at the bus stop back in middle school
Just took it on the chin.

Childhood fights don't count IMO. The reason people tell little boys that it is never OK to hit a girl is because they're preparing them for adulthood, in which size, strength and aggression make it a dangerous idea to accept.
Title: Re: How Discordianism Got Me a Free Kick In The Ass
Post by: Faust on October 28, 2010, 02:29:32 AM
Quote from: Pēleus on October 28, 2010, 02:25:46 AM
Faust, its high on the list when people are on a campaign against yuo

I only just saw what this was in reference too. I was wondering why you were posting this.
Title: Re: How Discordianism Got Me a Free Kick In The Ass
Post by: the last yatto on October 28, 2010, 02:51:02 AM
You my reference :lulz:
Title: Re: How Discordianism Got Me a Free Kick In The Ass
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 28, 2010, 03:07:20 AM
Quote from: Pēleus on October 28, 2010, 02:25:46 AM
Faust, its high on the list when people are on a campaign against yuo

The only one who campaigned against you was YOU, jackass.
Title: Re: How Discordianism Got Me a Free Kick In The Ass
Post by: the last yatto on October 28, 2010, 03:15:50 AM
  :tgrr:

'Thetis friends were telling her to dump me.'

Title: Re: How Discordianism Got Me a Free Kick In The Ass
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 28, 2010, 03:17:55 AM
Quote from: Pēleus on October 28, 2010, 03:15:50 AM
  :tgrr:

'Thetis friends were telling her to dump me.'



And you only bit her once.  How unreasonable.
Title: Re: How Discordianism Got Me a Free Kick In The Ass
Post by: Golden Applesauce on October 28, 2010, 03:41:03 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 28, 2010, 02:27:50 AM
Quote from: Pēleus on October 28, 2010, 02:11:02 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 28, 2010, 01:44:16 AM
Quote from: Pēleus on October 28, 2010, 01:40:30 AM
not too many males can say they never hit someone of the other gender

So :kingmeh:

Never ever? Or never as adults?

Ever, even got into a fight with willy's sister at the bus stop back in middle school
Just took it on the chin.

Childhood fights don't count IMO. The reason people tell little boys that it is never OK to hit a girl is because they're preparing them for adulthood, in which size, strength and aggression make it a dangerous idea to accept.

I socked a girl in sixth grade because she was confusing "boys should not hit girls" with "boys can not hit girls."  People get really mean if they think you can't do anything about it.
Title: Re: How Discordianism Got Me a Free Kick In The Ass
Post by: the last yatto on October 28, 2010, 03:41:36 AM
Bitting someone != hitting them


Then again maybe it was my campaign...

Like coming home from a protest, tripping on sugar cubes
Title: Re: How Discordianism Got Me a Free Kick In The Ass
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 28, 2010, 03:51:15 AM
Quote from: Pēleus on October 28, 2010, 03:41:36 AM
Bitting someone != hitting them


Then again maybe it was my campaign...

Like coming home from a protest, tripping on sugar cubes

I thought it was 'roids?
Title: Re: How Discordianism Got Me a Free Kick In The Ass
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 28, 2010, 04:48:24 AM
Quote from: Golden Applesauce on October 28, 2010, 03:41:03 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 28, 2010, 02:27:50 AM
Quote from: Pēleus on October 28, 2010, 02:11:02 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 28, 2010, 01:44:16 AM
Quote from: Pēleus on October 28, 2010, 01:40:30 AM
not too many males can say they never hit someone of the other gender

So :kingmeh:

Never ever? Or never as adults?

Ever, even got into a fight with willy's sister at the bus stop back in middle school
Just took it on the chin.

Childhood fights don't count IMO. The reason people tell little boys that it is never OK to hit a girl is because they're preparing them for adulthood, in which size, strength and aggression make it a dangerous idea to accept.

I socked a girl in sixth grade because she was confusing "boys should not hit girls" with "boys can not hit girls."  People get really mean if they think you can't do anything about it.

IMO that's a pretty valid reason to hit a girl. Especially in sixth grade, when almost all girls are bigger than almost all boys.

There are good reasons to make exceptions to the "never strike a woman" rule, but in general it's a good rule.
Title: Re: How Discordianism Got Me a Free Kick In The Ass
Post by: the last yatto on October 28, 2010, 05:02:28 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 28, 2010, 03:51:15 AM
Quote from: Pēleus on October 28, 2010, 03:41:36 AM
Bitting someone != hitting them


Then again maybe it was my campaign...

Like coming home from a protest, tripping on sugar cubes

I thought it was 'roids?

Two different events, promised her id would not  do anything she wouldn't approve of.

Tho it was fun hanging out with the mimes that day :lulz:
Title: Re: How Discordianism Got Me a Free Kick In The Ass
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 28, 2010, 05:03:14 AM
Quote from: Pēleus on October 28, 2010, 05:02:28 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 28, 2010, 03:51:15 AM
Quote from: Pēleus on October 28, 2010, 03:41:36 AM
Bitting someone != hitting them


Then again maybe it was my campaign...

Like coming home from a protest, tripping on sugar cubes

I thought it was 'roids?

Two different events, promised her id do anything she wouldn't approve of.

Tho it was fun hanging out with the mimes that day :lulz:

So, wait.  You bit her hand twice?
Title: Re: How Discordianism Got Me a Free Kick In The Ass
Post by: the last yatto on October 28, 2010, 05:10:03 AM
Only once she still has picture. 
Other time I came home and she didn't know what was with me
Title: Re: How Discordianism Got Me a Free Kick In The Ass
Post by: Epimetheus on October 28, 2010, 05:12:28 AM
I thought there was a time when Peleus' words made sense...is it just me?
Title: Re: How Discordianism Got Me a Free Kick In The Ass
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on October 28, 2010, 06:36:26 AM
Quote from: Epimetheus on October 28, 2010, 05:12:28 AM
I thought there was a time when Peleus' words made sense...is it just me?

Before my time if anything. Every so often I think I understand what he's trying to say or what his point is. This is not one of those times.
Title: Re: How Discordianism Got Me a Free Kick In The Ass
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 28, 2010, 07:20:59 AM
I've met Yatto, and I seriously doubt the hand-biting was scary beyond a "WTF is with you?" level. It was probably almost funny except for her being worried about why he was spazzing. Just guessing here. And, I was pissed at him a bit earlier for touching a nerve, but I think he was trying to apologize & we're all being too hard on him.
Title: Re: How Discordianism Got Me a Free Kick In The Ass
Post by: the last yatto on October 28, 2010, 08:00:23 AM
Would have been funny if she didn't have to miss work.


She put her hand over my mouth as I was trying to talk over her.

Title: Re: How Discordianism Got Me a Free Kick In The Ass
Post by: LMNO on October 28, 2010, 01:22:21 PM
You know, there are many, many reasons that relationships don't last.  Most of those reasons have nothing to do with physical violence.


Maybe her friends were telling her to dump you because, you know, you can be a real prick sometimes.
Title: Re: How Discordianism Got Me a Free Kick In The Ass
Post by: AFK on October 28, 2010, 02:08:09 PM
Quote from: Pēleus on October 28, 2010, 01:40:30 AM
not too many males can say they never hit someone of the other gender

So :kingmeh:

This is probably the stupidest thing I've read on the internet in awhile.  And considering the election cycle we are in right now, that is a monumentous acheivement.  You should be proud, or, something. 
Title: Re: How Discordianism Got Me a Free Kick In The Ass
Post by: LMNO on October 28, 2010, 02:29:38 PM
Technically, I have hit a woman.


I say "technically" because it was consensual.  We were sparring/flirting at the time.  A sort of foreplay, if you will.  She got her shots in, too.



I have never, ever struck a woman in anger.  For what it's worth, I've only struck a man in anger a handful of times.
Title: Re: How Discordianism Got Me a Free Kick In The Ass
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 28, 2010, 03:12:15 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 28, 2010, 07:20:59 AM
I've met Yatto, and I seriously doubt the hand-biting was scary beyond a "WTF is with you?" level. It was probably almost funny except for her being worried about why he was spazzing. Just guessing here. And, I was pissed at him a bit earlier for touching a nerve, but I think he was trying to apologize & we're all being too hard on him.

I didn't see an apology, but I'm not certain he's capable of it.

I'll lay off him, though, if that's what you want.
Title: Re: How Discordianism Got Me a Free Kick In The Ass
Post by: Richter on October 28, 2010, 03:26:40 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on October 28, 2010, 02:29:38 PM
Technically, I have hit a woman.


I say "technically" because it was consensual.  We were sparring/flirting at the time.  A sort of foreplay, if you will.  She got her shots in, too.



I have never, ever struck a woman in anger.  For what it's worth, I've only struck a man in anger a handful of times.

That's the key.  Solving a relationship issue with violence is pretty much admitting you can't hendle one in the first place.

If it's fun + games though, rock on.
Title: Re: How Discordianism Got Me a Free Kick In The Ass
Post by: Dysnomia on October 28, 2010, 04:53:07 PM
you sound like such a catch.  If only I could be fortunate enough to find a man who only bites me in roid rages, and doesn't hit me...
Title: Re: How Discordianism Got Me a Free Kick In The Ass
Post by: LMNO on October 28, 2010, 04:54:11 PM
Does biting during sex count?


Because I do that, too.




LMNO
-Team Jacob. Or Edward.  Mostly Sookie.
Title: Re: How Discordianism Got Me a Free Kick In The Ass
Post by: AFK on October 28, 2010, 05:06:24 PM
I think I may have accidentally nibbled a couple of times.  It's hard not to. 
Title: Re: How Discordianism Got Me a Free Kick In The Ass
Post by: LMNO on October 28, 2010, 05:08:37 PM
From what you've told us, I'm sure you do it every thyme.


LMNO
-punnuedo in-joke?
Title: Re: How Discordianism Got Me a Free Kick In The Ass
Post by: eighteen buddha strike on October 28, 2010, 05:10:57 PM
Every time I see a thread like this in the menu, I think its going to be "How Discordianism got my groove back"
Title: Re: How Discordianism Got Me a Free Kick In The Ass
Post by: AFK on October 28, 2010, 05:11:06 PM
:rimshot: :hi5: :lmnuendo:
Title: Re: How Discordianism Got Me a Free Kick In The Ass
Post by: AFK on October 28, 2010, 05:11:46 PM
Quote from: eighteen buddha strike on October 28, 2010, 05:10:57 PM
Every time I see a thread like this in the menu, I think its going to be "How Discordianism got my groove back"

Well, I did think it was a rather stella thread. 
Title: Re: How Discordianism Got Me a Free Kick In The Ass
Post by: the last yatto on October 28, 2010, 05:12:42 PM
http://youtu.be/6L8nA9vpQH0
Title: Re: How Discordianism Got Me a Free Kick In The Ass
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on October 28, 2010, 05:21:01 PM
I'm getting the feeling that Yatto/Peleus's awkward use of language is causing him to self-destruct a bit. Which is amusing in a sick kind of way; most people misuse language in a way to make themselves look better.


What I've managed to gather (after 3 goddamn pages) is that the friends of Peleus's wife (Thetis, right?) are advising her to ditch him, and he is obviously upset about this.

We don't know why precisely Thetis is being advised to leave him, but based on the subject he's brought up, we can assume they've cited physical abuse as one reason.

He, in his infinite wisdom, retaliated with the argument that he's only ever been violent twice (I think), and one of those incidents was the result of a bad reaction to his prescribed medication: Thetis apparently clapped her hand over his mouth and, in his altered mental state, reacted by biting her hand. Assuming he's telling the truth, that's still kind of shitty, but it's plausible and not quite as bad as hitting a woman in anger when drunk, or something similar.

We still know nothing about any other violent incident(s), and I certainly wouldn't expect Peleus to fess up to being a wifebeater on the internet. It's not even clear if there WERE other incidents.

Basically, Peleus wrote himself into a pretty bad corner with the ill-advised phrase, "[never] even hit her," which implied that he set the bar for good behavior pretty damn low for himself, but which may have been his response to accusations by Thetis's friends that he cheated on her or was violent towards her. Obviously, due to his amazing ability to completely neglect to provide any context for what he's saying, we could only assume the former.



Right now what I'm mostly pissed about is that it took three pages to get what should have taken one page, at most. :lulz: Peleus, when treading on emotionally delicate subject matter on the internet, a little tact and some more clear language than what you typically post goes a LONG fucking way. Complete sentences and paragraphs which make no assumptions that the reader already knows or can deduce what you're talking about are the name of the game.



P.S. If Peleus actually does mistreat his wife, though, he's a lowlife twat and I redact any patience or forbearance that I've displayed this post.


P.P.S. Also, it kind of sucks that this rather amusing thread title got wasted on a shitty thread about an unhappy topic. And that it was a reference to another unhappy thread.
Title: Re: How Discordianism Got Me a Free Kick In The Ass
Post by: LMNO on October 28, 2010, 05:27:48 PM
You missed one bit: He was reacting to some of PD commenting on the relationship between GS and Suu, and was relating his experiences as a parallel.

Still, it was nice to state the general consensus as it relates to domestic violence.
Title: Re: How Discordianism Got Me a Free Kick In The Ass
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on October 28, 2010, 05:36:28 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on October 28, 2010, 05:27:48 PM
You missed one bit: He was reacting to some of PD commenting on the relationship between GS and Suu, and was relating his experiences as a parallel.

Still, it was nice to state the general consensus as it relates to domestic violence.

Ah, right, thanks. Forgot to consider that.


Considering that:

The whole notion of this thread in the first place is an ill-conceived idea, and I think it's best summed up by Dok Howl's first response to the OP. The OP is cryptic and contains no actual information beyond a reference to an old joke, and there's no way a reasonable person on PD could have figured out anything from it other than "Um, was there a point to this other than being in bad taste for the hell of it?"
Title: Re: How Discordianism Got Me a Free Kick In The Ass
Post by: Dysnomia on October 28, 2010, 05:36:40 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on October 28, 2010, 04:54:11 PM
Does biting during sex count?


Because I do that, too.




LMNO
-Team Jacob. Or Edward.  Mostly Sookie.

:fap: :fap: :fap:
Title: Re: How Discordianism Got Me a Free Kick In The Ass
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on October 28, 2010, 05:40:34 PM
Quote from: Cainad on October 28, 2010, 05:36:28 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on October 28, 2010, 05:27:48 PM
You missed one bit: He was reacting to some of PD commenting on the relationship between GS and Suu, and was relating his experiences as a parallel.

Still, it was nice to state the general consensus as it relates to domestic violence.

Ah, right, thanks. Forgot to consider that.


Considering that:

The whole notion of this thread in the first place is an ill-conceived idea, and I think it's best summed up by Dok Howl's first response to the OP. The OP is cryptic and contains no actual information beyond a reference to an old joke, and there's no way a reasonable person on PD could have figured out anything from it other than "Um, was there a point to this other than being in bad taste for the hell of it?"

Yes.

"Or  :? " is meanlingless.
Title: Re: How Discordianism Got Me a Free Kick In The Ass
Post by: the last yatto on October 28, 2010, 06:05:31 PM
Its cryptic in nature since I didn't bother to post anything other then a draft as this was ment as a distraction and I only had short time to type.

That posting style reminds me of when I first got here, dada was here and posted word salads, I've seen since improve the way I post, as well as having worked with my other half on helping with some of the housework and the way I talk to her
Title: Re: How Discordianism Got Me a Free Kick In The Ass
Post by: Jimmy Chitwood on October 28, 2010, 06:40:21 PM
Quote from: Pēleus on October 28, 2010, 06:05:31 PMhaving worked with my other half on helping with some of the housework and the way I talk to her

:lulz:

because you just cant make this shit up
Title: Re: How Discordianism Got Me a Free Kick In The Ass
Post by: the last yatto on October 28, 2010, 08:14:16 PM
Don't look at me with that tone of voice
Title: Re: How Discordianism Got Me a Free Kick In The Ass
Post by: the last yatto on October 28, 2010, 08:15:45 PM
Responding to your name with WHAT!?!?

Is never a good idea
Title: Re: How Discordianism Got Me a Free Kick In The Ass
Post by: Epimetheus on October 29, 2010, 02:15:57 AM
What Cainad said.