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Happy birthday, you horrible bastard.
After all these decades (I don't have enough fingers to work how many that is, exactly) with all of these horible Wrong Thoughts
tm, why is this bastard even still alive?
If I was physically able to enter Arizona within spontaneously combusting, I would have words with the local Gods, I tell thee...
Quote1 And the word of Payne came unto me, saying,
2 Poster of PD, set thy face toward the children of Tucson, and prophesy against them:
3 and say unto the children of Tucson, Hear the word of the Lord Payne: Thus saith the Lord Payne, Because thou saidst, lol, against my sanctuary, when it was profaned; and against the forum of PD, when it was made desolate; and against the board of Apple Talk, when they went into captivity:
4 therefore, behold, I will deliver thee to the children of TCC for a possession, and they shall set their encampments in thee, and make their dwellings in thee; they shall eat thy cactus, and they shall drink thy tears.
5 And I will make the Meatrack a stable for furries, and the children of Tucson a couching-place for flocks: and ye shall know that I am Payne.
6 For thus saith the Lord Payne: Because thou hast danced thy safety dance, and huffed with the jenkem, and rejoiced with all the despite of thy soul against the forum of PD;
7 therefore, behold, I have stretched out my hand upon thee, and will deliver thee for a spoil to the interwebs; and I will cut thee off from the peoples, and I will cause thee to perish out of the wi-fi hotspots: I will destroy thee; and thou shalt know that I am Payne.
8 Thus saith the Lord Payne: Because that Howl and Roger do say, Behold, the board of Apple Talk is like unto all the nations;
9 therefore, behold, I will open the side of Howl from the mad science creations, from his mad science creations which are on his frontiers, the glory of the cactus, Freekys Automatic Boyfriend Machine, The Puppy Cannon, and The Storied Ducati,
10 unto the children of TCC, [to go] against the children of Tucson; and I will give them for a possession, that the children of Tucson may not be remembered among the nations.
11 and I will execute judgments upon Howl; and they shall know that I am Payne.
12 Thus saith the Lord Payne: Because that Roger hath dealt against the board of Apple Talk by taking vengeance, and hath greatly offended, and revenged himself upon it;
13 therefore thus saith the Lord Payne, I will stretch out my hand upon Roger, and will cut off fur and facial hair from it; and I will make it desolate from Taint; even unto Crown shall he be shorn by the sword.
14 And I will lay my vengeance upon Roger by the hand of my people of PD; and they shall do to Roger according to mine anger and according to my wrath; and they shall know my vengeance, saith the Lord Payne.
15 Thus saith the Lord Payne: Because the Arizonianites have dealt by revenge, and have taken vengeance with despite of soul to destroy with perpetual enmity;
16 therefore thus saith the Lord Payne, Behold, I will stretch out my hand upon the Arizonianites, and I will cut off the High Desert, and destroy the remnant of the Normal People.
17 And I will execute great vengeance upon them with wrathful rebukes; and they shall know that I am Payne, when I shall lay my vengeance upon them.
:aaa: :1fap:
:mittens: -Payne
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DOK!!
Happy Birthday you Horrible Bastard!
Happy birthday you beautiful, crazy, belligerent bastard you. Hold on ... doc howl was born on all hallow's eve? That would explain a metric fuckton! :eek:
Happy birthday Dok!!
Happy Birthday Roger! Hope you're spending the day either shitting or making everybody else shit. Either way. As long as SOMEBODY'S shitting.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
:hammer:
Happy Burt Day, Dok Howl!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU HORRIBLE OLD FREAK
GO FORTH AND WREAK HAVOC UPON THE LAND, FOR THIS IS THE DAY THE LORD (PAYNE) HATH MADE.
Happy Birthday! I hope it' a day of spectacular WRONG in the best ways!
I say, old bean! Happy Birthday to you!
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Don't go accidentally Tucson in your birthday joy. We need that place.
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:lulz:
Happy birthday!
Happy Birthday.
Teach MAD SCIENCE! to the masses.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROGER!
Happy birthday Dok!
It never occurred to me that he was born. Always imagined he just wandered into existence
Happy Birthday, Roger!
Surprise! I'm back for your birthday, happy birthday, you old asshole you! :lulz:
Hippy Barfday!
Happy B-Day!
May Tucson not rain it's horrible-ness on you on this day of your births. Much luffs!
I see through your disguise, Dok! You went to the rally for your birthday and didn't tell anyone!
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Also this sign was totally made for you.
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Happy birthday, stranger. :thumb:
Another day closer to the grave!
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:gheyforum:
Have a happy birthday!
Happy birthday, you horrible cunt! For your birthday, I got offa your lawn.
but I gotta know...does it feel any different now that you're 60?
I guess is good thing I am safely indoors. I thought I detected a disturbance in the force.
Happy Birthday.
Happy Be-lated Birthday!
As per the previously expressed sentiments, my own.
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Belated.....
I was in a candy induced coma....
Hope it was great, Rog--sorry I'm late, had a weekend full of trying to fight off strep! I'm hoping your weekend went better (or even a lot, LOT worse) than mine--either way, hope it was a birthday to remember!
Thanks, everyone.
I ate too much of Freeky's vindaloo yesterday, and now my guts are grinding. Not churning, grinding.
I expect to continue the horrible outgassing through the morning meeting, and to drop a horrorshit somewhere around 10AM. I have taken the precaution of drawing the Elder Sign on the inside of the bathroom door.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 01, 2010, 01:51:04 PM
Thanks, everyone.
I ate too much of Freeky's vindaloo yesterday, and now my guts are grinding. Not churning, grinding.
I expect to continue the horrible outgassing through the morning meeting, and to drop a horrorshit somewhere around 10AM. I have taken the precaution of drawing the Elder Sign on the inside of the bathroom door.
Precautionary measures are always important.
Quote from: Suu Cool for School. on November 01, 2010, 03:53:31 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 01, 2010, 01:51:04 PM
Thanks, everyone.
I ate too much of Freeky's vindaloo yesterday, and now my guts are grinding. Not churning, grinding.
I expect to continue the horrible outgassing through the morning meeting, and to drop a horrorshit somewhere around 10AM. I have taken the precaution of drawing the Elder Sign on the inside of the bathroom door.
Precautionary measures are always important.
Mission successful. I drove 3 people out of the meeting via vile and unnatural outgassing.
THE HORROR...
THE HORROR...
Dok,
Needs a new bathroom.
Happy Birthday you old turd!
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday, Dok. I hope everything comes out OK.
Quote from: Pastor-Mullah Zappathruster on November 01, 2010, 06:54:47 PM
Happy Birthday, Dok. I hope everything comes out OK.
Everything did. From the lower GI down.
That shit fucks me up every time, but I just can't leave it alone.
Quote from: First City Hustle on November 01, 2010, 04:54:02 AM
Happy birthday, you horrible cunt! For your birthday, I got offa your lawn.
but I gotta know...does it feel any different now that you're 60?
:lulz:
Difficult as it may seem to believe, there are in fact a number of years in between 35 and 60.
I'm on the one named "42".
Aww, shit. You're not anywhere near enough older than me to be my elder. I'm'a come back and get your lawn good with golf cleats.
Quote from: First City Hustle on November 01, 2010, 07:57:22 PM
Aww, shit. You're not anywhere near enough older than me to be my elder. I'm'a come back and get your lawn good with golf cleats.
I thought of that, and moved to Arizona. We don't actually have lawns.
But you are free to run around the spiky fucking cacti all you like. :lulz:
I got just the "gift" for yuo
How's your ass, Dok?
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 01, 2010, 09:36:50 PM
Quote from: Suu Cool for School. on November 01, 2010, 09:34:59 PM
How's your ass, Dok?
Crispy, thanks. :lulz:
I'm glad I didn't use more than the half a fresh jabanero, the whole dried ghost chile pepper, the teaspoon and a half each of cumin, sumak, cayenne, black peppercorns, pink peppercorns, cayenne powder, white pepper and smoked, ground up new mexico chile pods. It might have been a bit much if i had added these other chile pods I have, and extra ghost chile, and quite frankly you were lucky the habaneros were going bad. :lulz:
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on November 01, 2010, 09:41:49 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 01, 2010, 09:36:50 PM
Quote from: Suu Cool for School. on November 01, 2010, 09:34:59 PM
How's your ass, Dok?
Crispy, thanks. :lulz:
I'm glad I didn't use more than the half a fresh jabanero, the whole dried ghost chile pepper, the teaspoon and a half each of cumin, sumak, cayenne, black peppercorns, pink peppercorns, cayenne powder, white pepper and smoked, ground up new mexico chile pods. It might have been a bit much if i had added these other chile pods I have, and extra ghost chile, and quite frankly you were lucky the habaneros were going bad. :lulz:
3 SERVINGS. 3 FUCKING SERVINGS. WHAT WERE YOU THINKING, ALLOWING ME TO EAT THAT MUCH OF THAT?
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 01, 2010, 09:44:55 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on November 01, 2010, 09:41:49 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 01, 2010, 09:36:50 PM
Quote from: Suu Cool for School. on November 01, 2010, 09:34:59 PM
How's your ass, Dok?
Crispy, thanks. :lulz:
I'm glad I didn't use more than the half a fresh jabanero, the whole dried ghost chile pepper, the teaspoon and a half each of cumin, sumak, cayenne, black peppercorns, pink peppercorns, cayenne powder, white pepper and smoked, ground up new mexico chile pods. It might have been a bit much if i had added these other chile pods I have, and extra ghost chile, and quite frankly you were lucky the habaneros were going bad. :lulz:
3 SERVINGS. 3 FUCKING SERVINGS. WHAT WERE YOU THINKING, ALLOWING ME TO EAT THAT MUCH OF THAT?
And then you had mine what I left in the microwave. Don't forget that one!
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on November 01, 2010, 09:47:03 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 01, 2010, 09:44:55 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on November 01, 2010, 09:41:49 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 01, 2010, 09:36:50 PM
Quote from: Suu Cool for School. on November 01, 2010, 09:34:59 PM
How's your ass, Dok?
Crispy, thanks. :lulz:
I'm glad I didn't use more than the half a fresh jabanero, the whole dried ghost chile pepper, the teaspoon and a half each of cumin, sumak, cayenne, black peppercorns, pink peppercorns, cayenne powder, white pepper and smoked, ground up new mexico chile pods. It might have been a bit much if i had added these other chile pods I have, and extra ghost chile, and quite frankly you were lucky the habaneros were going bad. :lulz:
3 SERVINGS. 3 FUCKING SERVINGS. WHAT WERE YOU THINKING, ALLOWING ME TO EAT THAT MUCH OF THAT?
And then you had mine what I left in the microwave. Don't forget that one!
But that was from the weaksauce batch, and doesn't count.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 01, 2010, 09:48:39 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on November 01, 2010, 09:47:03 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 01, 2010, 09:44:55 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on November 01, 2010, 09:41:49 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 01, 2010, 09:36:50 PM
Quote from: Suu Cool for School. on November 01, 2010, 09:34:59 PM
How's your ass, Dok?
Crispy, thanks. :lulz:
I'm glad I didn't use more than the half a fresh jabanero, the whole dried ghost chile pepper, the teaspoon and a half each of cumin, sumak, cayenne, black peppercorns, pink peppercorns, cayenne powder, white pepper and smoked, ground up new mexico chile pods. It might have been a bit much if i had added these other chile pods I have, and extra ghost chile, and quite frankly you were lucky the habaneros were going bad. :lulz:
3 SERVINGS. 3 FUCKING SERVINGS. WHAT WERE YOU THINKING, ALLOWING ME TO EAT THAT MUCH OF THAT?
And then you had mine what I left in the microwave. Don't forget that one!
But that was from the weaksauce batch, and doesn't count.
It wasn't weak, just not as hot. :(
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on November 01, 2010, 09:49:16 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 01, 2010, 09:48:39 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on November 01, 2010, 09:47:03 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 01, 2010, 09:44:55 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on November 01, 2010, 09:41:49 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 01, 2010, 09:36:50 PM
Quote from: Suu Cool for School. on November 01, 2010, 09:34:59 PM
How's your ass, Dok?
Crispy, thanks. :lulz:
I'm glad I didn't use more than the half a fresh jabanero, the whole dried ghost chile pepper, the teaspoon and a half each of cumin, sumak, cayenne, black peppercorns, pink peppercorns, cayenne powder, white pepper and smoked, ground up new mexico chile pods. It might have been a bit much if i had added these other chile pods I have, and extra ghost chile, and quite frankly you were lucky the habaneros were going bad. :lulz:
3 SERVINGS. 3 FUCKING SERVINGS. WHAT WERE YOU THINKING, ALLOWING ME TO EAT THAT MUCH OF THAT?
And then you had mine what I left in the microwave. Don't forget that one!
But that was from the weaksauce batch, and doesn't count.
It wasn't weak, just not as hot. :(
Comparitively speaking (I was referring to the heat).
"It began about thrity minutes into the meeting. As the smell became apparent and a sinister yellow miasma began to ingratiate it's tendrils through the air of the office, doktor Howl was heard to remark, almost under his breath, 'ONLY a shower...'. Then the engineer opened his mouth as if to speak, and heartily disgorged about 4 McDonald's breakfast items onto the table, in various states is digest. Business was adjorned, a majority concluding nothing really needed discussing anyways."
Okay, cuz I was gonna say, if you were criticizing my foods, NO MOAR VINDALOO FOR YOU!
Quote from: Richter on November 01, 2010, 09:50:42 PM
"It began about thrity minutes into the meeting. As the smell became apparent and a sinister yellow miasma began to ingratiate it's tendrils through the air of the office, doktor Howl was heard to remark, almost under his breath, 'ONLY a shower...'. Then the engineer opened his mouth as if to speak, and heartily disgorged about 4 McDonald's breakfast items onto the table, in various states is digest. Business was adjorned, a majority concluding nothing really needed discussing anyways."
:lulz:
Actually, I managed to blame it on the fat guy (the engineer) for nearly 15 minutes.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 01, 2010, 09:51:29 PM
Quote from: Richter on November 01, 2010, 09:50:42 PM
"It began about thrity minutes into the meeting. As the smell became apparent and a sinister yellow miasma began to ingratiate it's tendrils through the air of the office, doktor Howl was heard to remark, almost under his breath, 'ONLY a shower...'. Then the engineer opened his mouth as if to speak, and heartily disgorged about 4 McDonald's breakfast items onto the table, in various states is digest. Business was adjorned, a majority concluding nothing really needed discussing anyways."
:lulz:
Actually, I managed to blame it on the fat guy (the engineer) for nearly 15 minutes.
Did they finally figuer out it was you?
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on November 01, 2010, 09:51:11 PM
Okay, cuz I was gonna say, if you were criticizing my foods, NO MOAR VINDALOO FOR YOU!
No, your foods are amazing, and I understand that the heat level must be dropped for the mortals in the crowd.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on November 01, 2010, 09:52:15 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 01, 2010, 09:51:29 PM
Quote from: Richter on November 01, 2010, 09:50:42 PM
"It began about thrity minutes into the meeting. As the smell became apparent and a sinister yellow miasma began to ingratiate it's tendrils through the air of the office, doktor Howl was heard to remark, almost under his breath, 'ONLY a shower...'. Then the engineer opened his mouth as if to speak, and heartily disgorged about 4 McDonald's breakfast items onto the table, in various states is digest. Business was adjorned, a majority concluding nothing really needed discussing anyways."
:lulz:
Actually, I managed to blame it on the fat guy (the engineer) for nearly 15 minutes.
Did they finally figuer out it was you?
Yep. The last outgassing was loud, and wet sounding. The grimace of pain on my face gave me away, too.
:)
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 01, 2010, 09:52:55 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on November 01, 2010, 09:52:15 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 01, 2010, 09:51:29 PM
Quote from: Richter on November 01, 2010, 09:50:42 PM
"It began about thrity minutes into the meeting. As the smell became apparent and a sinister yellow miasma began to ingratiate it's tendrils through the air of the office, doktor Howl was heard to remark, almost under his breath, 'ONLY a shower...'. Then the engineer opened his mouth as if to speak, and heartily disgorged about 4 McDonald's breakfast items onto the table, in various states is digest. Business was adjorned, a majority concluding nothing really needed discussing anyways."
:lulz:
Actually, I managed to blame it on the fat guy (the engineer) for nearly 15 minutes.
Did they finally figuer out it was you?
Yep. The last outgassing was loud, and wet sounding. The grimace of pain on my face gave me away, too.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :lulz:
:lulz:
I laughed until I spasmed with coughs and barely abouted puking.
That reminds me, the delicious bite-sized morsels of beef I had yesterday are beginning to make themselves known in the lower intestine, and havoc is beginning to take place.
BRB, violent relaxation of the bowels.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on November 01, 2010, 09:51:11 PM
Okay, cuz I was gonna say, if you were criticizing my foods, NO MOAR VINDALOO FOR YOU!
Those ghost chilis are scary stuff.
Freeky, have you ever tried your hand at making fal? It's reputed to be the hottest curry recipe in existence. Supposed to make vindaloo look like mac 'n' cheese.
I haven't had a chance to try ghost chilis yet. Watched a youtube video of a kid eating a whole one, and that was enough to keep me frozen with trepidation.
Quote from: First City Hustle on November 01, 2010, 10:05:42 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on November 01, 2010, 09:51:11 PM
Okay, cuz I was gonna say, if you were criticizing my foods, NO MOAR VINDALOO FOR YOU!
Those ghost chilis are scary stuff.
Freeky, have you ever tried your hand at making fal? It's reputed to be the hottest curry recipe in existence. Supposed to make vindaloo look like mac 'n' cheese.
Fal is it? I don't know anyone that would try something that hot, besides Dok. I sure as hell wouldn't.
Hey Dok, wanna try some fal?
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on November 02, 2010, 12:28:46 AM
Quote from: First City Hustle on November 01, 2010, 10:05:42 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on November 01, 2010, 09:51:11 PM
Okay, cuz I was gonna say, if you were criticizing my foods, NO MOAR VINDALOO FOR YOU!
Those ghost chilis are scary stuff.
Freeky, have you ever tried your hand at making fal? It's reputed to be the hottest curry recipe in existence. Supposed to make vindaloo look like mac 'n' cheese.
Fal is it? I don't know anyone that would try something that hot, besides Dok. I sure as hell wouldn't.
Hey Dok, wanna try some fal?
Depends. Other than heat, is there any taste to it?
And will anyone else eat it?
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 02, 2010, 01:08:22 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on November 02, 2010, 12:28:46 AM
Quote from: First City Hustle on November 01, 2010, 10:05:42 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on November 01, 2010, 09:51:11 PM
Okay, cuz I was gonna say, if you were criticizing my foods, NO MOAR VINDALOO FOR YOU!
Those ghost chilis are scary stuff.
Freeky, have you ever tried your hand at making fal? It's reputed to be the hottest curry recipe in existence. Supposed to make vindaloo look like mac 'n' cheese.
Fal is it? I don't know anyone that would try something that hot, besides Dok. I sure as hell wouldn't.
Hey Dok, wanna try some fal?
Depends. Other than heat, is there any taste to it?
And will anyone else eat it?
Quote from: http://www.cookingindex.com/recipes/76520/chicken-phal.htmChicken phal was invented by Indian restaurants in Britain to satisfy the (usually macho) desire of their customers for the hottest possible curry. It is usually not consumed by those looking for a gourmet experience and very often the person eating it will regret it the next morning. The secret to a good phal is finding the hottest possible chillis. Most Indian restaurants use a combination of fresh and dried red and green chillis, which ensures that the burning effect of the differnt chillis is felt throughout the mouth, giving a sensation of maximum stimulation of the tastebuds. Eat at your own risk
:lulz: Want some, Dok?
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on November 02, 2010, 01:15:05 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 02, 2010, 01:08:22 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on November 02, 2010, 12:28:46 AM
Quote from: First City Hustle on November 01, 2010, 10:05:42 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on November 01, 2010, 09:51:11 PM
Okay, cuz I was gonna say, if you were criticizing my foods, NO MOAR VINDALOO FOR YOU!
Those ghost chilis are scary stuff.
Freeky, have you ever tried your hand at making fal? It's reputed to be the hottest curry recipe in existence. Supposed to make vindaloo look like mac 'n' cheese.
Fal is it? I don't know anyone that would try something that hot, besides Dok. I sure as hell wouldn't.
Hey Dok, wanna try some fal?
Depends. Other than heat, is there any taste to it?
And will anyone else eat it?
Quote from: http://www.cookingindex.com/recipes/76520/chicken-phal.htmChicken phal was invented by Indian restaurants in Britain to satisfy the (usually macho) desire of their customers for the hottest possible curry. It is usually not consumed by those looking for a gourmet experience and very often the person eating it will regret it the next morning. The secret to a good phal is finding the hottest possible chillis. Most Indian restaurants use a combination of fresh and dried red and green chillis, which ensures that the burning effect of the differnt chillis is felt throughout the mouth, giving a sensation of maximum stimulation of the tastebuds. Eat at your own risk
:lulz: Want some, Dok?
No. I like my food to taste good.
Okay. :lulz: You want some Chicken Bhuna next week?
If you spot me for the ingredients this week, I can make it Thursday.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on November 02, 2010, 01:17:44 AM
Okay. :lulz: You want some Chicken Bhuna next week?
If you spot me for the ingredients this week, I can make it Thursday.
Hell yeah. How much would you need me to bring by on Wednesday, approximately? And it's not "spotting". I buy the food, you cook the food, we eat the food.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 02, 2010, 01:22:02 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on November 02, 2010, 01:17:44 AM
Okay. :lulz: You want some Chicken Bhuna next week?
If you spot me for the ingredients this week, I can make it Thursday.
Hell yeah. How much would you need me to bring by on Wednesday, approximately? And it's not "spotting". I buy the food, you cook the food, we eat the food.
I am hesitantly estimating 25.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on November 02, 2010, 01:33:01 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 02, 2010, 01:22:02 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on November 02, 2010, 01:17:44 AM
Okay. :lulz: You want some Chicken Bhuna next week?
If you spot me for the ingredients this week, I can make it Thursday.
Hell yeah. How much would you need me to bring by on Wednesday, approximately? And it's not "spotting". I buy the food, you cook the food, we eat the food.
I am hesitantly estimating 25.
I think that can be managed.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 02, 2010, 01:37:26 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on November 02, 2010, 01:33:01 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 02, 2010, 01:22:02 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on November 02, 2010, 01:17:44 AM
Okay. :lulz: You want some Chicken Bhuna next week?
If you spot me for the ingredients this week, I can make it Thursday.
Hell yeah. How much would you need me to bring by on Wednesday, approximately? And it's not "spotting". I buy the food, you cook the food, we eat the food.
I am hesitantly estimating 25.
I think that can be managed.
Excellent!
Or maybe I could buy a bag and extract the oils. Real live horrorshow.
It wouldn't be for me, silly. It'd be for the door handles on the cars of my enemies.
Quote from: Sigmatic on November 02, 2010, 05:07:33 AM
It wouldn't be for me, silly. It'd be for the door handles on the cars of my enemies.
Toilet paper.
I'm not a monster. Christ, man. :lulz:
Quote from: Sigmatic on November 02, 2010, 05:09:33 AM
I'm not a monster. Christ, man. :lulz:
Oh that is not even the tip of the iceberg. Apply it to some coarse sandpaper and strap a dude down and exfoliate his face.
Moral event horizon warning. Moral event horizon warning.
Cease cognition immediately. Moral event horizon warning.
Quote from: Liam on November 02, 2010, 10:58:49 AM
I'm going to say condom or undergarments, even though such a thing would be unspeakably horrid, my mind immediately went there.
:horrormirth:
Happeh Birfdae to you, You smell like a poo...
Uh
I fordget teh rest
Quote from: Liam on November 02, 2010, 10:58:49 AM
I'm going to say condom or undergarments, even though such a thing would be unspeakably horrid, my mind immediately went there.
In basic there were guys that washed their clothes and left them in the bay to air dry. Someone got the rest of the platoon to icy hot other guys clothes. Then all of them got their icy hot taken away, except for the guy who started it.