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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Cain on December 14, 2010, 02:13:58 PM

Title: Would you rather have sex with Obama or Putin?
Post by: Cain on December 14, 2010, 02:13:58 PM
The totally 110% heterosexual writers at the conservative Red State website seem to be asking this question (http://www.redstate.com/erick/2010/08/27/their-guy-vs-our-guy/)....
Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with Obama or Putin?
Post by: LMNO on December 14, 2010, 02:16:39 PM
I can only answer that question when I can hear Obama sing a Chubby Checker song (http://abcnews.go.com/International/video/vladimir-putin-belts-blueberry-hill-12382751).
Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with Obama or Putin?
Post by: Suu on December 14, 2010, 02:17:05 PM
Putin. Hands down.
Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with Obama or Putin?
Post by: Cain on December 14, 2010, 02:18:33 PM
It's blog posts like this that make me think the (thankfully aborted) War on Terror Slashfic isn't actually all that far off the reality...
Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with Obama or Putin?
Post by: Phox on December 14, 2010, 02:20:29 PM
Imma go with Putin.
Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with Obama or Putin?
Post by: Disco Pickle on December 14, 2010, 02:27:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 14, 2010, 02:20:29 PM
Imma go with Putin.

Obama's probably going to be more gentle, give you a reach around and roll right on over when you tell him to.

Putin will be putin it in your butt with no warning, no lube, and make you say thank you afterward.

Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with Obama or Putin?
Post by: Phox on December 14, 2010, 02:28:36 PM
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on December 14, 2010, 02:27:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 14, 2010, 02:20:29 PM
Imma go with Putin.

Obama's probably going to be more gentle, give you a reach around and roll right on over when you tell him to.

Putin will be putin it in your butt with no warning, no lube, and make you say thank you afterward.



WELL, DUH.  :wink:
Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with Obama or Putin?
Post by: Cain on December 14, 2010, 02:29:10 PM
While on this subject, I want to see a fight between Putin and The Most Interesting Man In The World (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Most_Interesting_Man_in_the_World).

Not to see who wins.  Everyone knows how that would go.  Just for the sheer awesomeness factor.
Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with Obama or Putin?
Post by: Phox on December 14, 2010, 02:30:39 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 14, 2010, 02:29:10 PM
While on this subject, I want to see a fight between Putin and The Most Interesting Man In The World (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Most_Interesting_Man_in_the_World).

Not to see who wins.  Everyone knows how that would go.  Just for the sheer awesomeness factor.

FUCK YES! I WILL BE WEARING PUTY'S USED CONDOM IN MY HAIR AS A SIGN OF MORAL SUPPORT AS I WATCH THIS FIGHT!
Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with Obama or Putin?
Post by: Richter on December 14, 2010, 02:39:51 PM
"I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO PUTIN YOU.
AT THE GAY-BAR, GAY-BAR........"
Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with Obama or Putin?
Post by: Jenne on December 14, 2010, 02:40:25 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 14, 2010, 02:16:39 PM
I can only answer that question when I can hear Obama sing a Chubby Checker song (http://abcnews.go.com/International/video/vladimir-putin-belts-blueberry-hill-12382751).

HA HA.  Saw that in "here's your moment of zen" on The Daily Show last night.  Awesomeness.
Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with Obama or Putin?
Post by: LMNO on December 14, 2010, 02:41:38 PM
Quote from: Richter on December 14, 2010, 02:39:51 PM
"I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO PUTIN YOU.
AT THE GAY-BAR, GAY-BAR........"


THREAD OVER.  PUTIN WINS.
Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with Obama or Putin?
Post by: Jenne on December 14, 2010, 02:43:02 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 14, 2010, 02:13:58 PM
The totally 110% heterosexual writers at the conservative Red State website seem to be asking this question (http://www.redstate.com/erick/2010/08/27/their-guy-vs-our-guy/)....

GAH!  Mann Coulter is on that site--with her bulging adam's apple.  The creature disturbs me!

But I have to say Putin, because I have a sado-masochistic streak in me.
Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with Obama or Putin?
Post by: LMNO on December 14, 2010, 02:58:08 PM
Quote from: Jenne on December 14, 2010, 02:43:02 PM
I have a sado-masochistic streak in me.

:fap:
Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with Obama or Putin?
Post by: Jenne on December 14, 2010, 03:13:35 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 14, 2010, 02:58:08 PM
Quote from: Jenne on December 14, 2010, 02:43:02 PM
I have a sado-masochistic streak in me.

:fap:

He just looks like he'd beat your ass before, during and after.
Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with Obama or Putin?
Post by: AFK on December 14, 2010, 03:28:22 PM
Putin obviously has a better name for pun-laden sexual innuendos. 
Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with Obama or Putin?
Post by: LMNO on December 14, 2010, 03:28:57 PM
Yeah, but you should see my "O" face.
Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with Obama or Putin?
Post by: AFK on December 14, 2010, 03:30:52 PM
Wow, that's hussein. 
Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with Obama or Putin?
Post by: Richter on December 14, 2010, 03:45:30 PM
OSHIT.

There needs to be a bad porn: "Im- palin' Palin.  Staring Vlad Putin."
"She can see a lot more a Russian NOW."

Other taglines write themselves.
Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with Obama or Putin?
Post by: Jenne on December 14, 2010, 03:49:00 PM
Quote from: Richter on December 14, 2010, 03:45:30 PM
OSHIT.

There needs to be a bad porn: "Im- palin' Palin.  Staring Vlad Putin."
"She can see a lot more a Russian NOW."

Other taglines write themselves.

:mittens:  :lulz:
Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with Obama or Putin?
Post by: AFK on December 14, 2010, 03:50:07 PM
"Hand me the tongs and I shall show you the Yakov Smirnoff."
Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with Obama or Putin?
Post by: LMNO on December 14, 2010, 03:50:44 PM
Quote from: Richter on December 14, 2010, 03:45:30 PM
OSHIT.

There needs to be a bad porn: "Im- palin' Palin.  Staring Vlad Putin."
"She can see a lot more a Russian NOW."

Other taglines write themselves.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x34G0h7R__Y  Perhaps NWS.
Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with Obama or Putin?
Post by: Triple Zero on December 14, 2010, 09:52:15 PM
Quote from: Richter on December 14, 2010, 03:45:30 PM
OSHIT.

There needs to be a bad porn: "Im- palin' Palin.  Staring Vlad Putin."
"She can see a lot more a Russian NOW."

Other taglines write themselves.

Barebacking Obama
Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with Obama or Putin?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 15, 2010, 12:38:06 AM
Do you have the option of getting sandwiched with the respective first ladies too?

I mean, look at this right here, it looks like they're thinking exactly that. They're checking people out, and looking like they're close to an agreement.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1d/Vladimir_Putin_with_Lyudmila_Putin-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with Obama or Putin?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 15, 2010, 03:35:28 AM
I do not find Putin attractive. At all. In fact, his slightly flabby, pale old-man torso repulses me. Obama has a much nicer body and it looks like he has a great ass. Like many mild-mannered men, he is probably attentive in bed, with good timing. Timing is everything. I would definitely go with Obama.

Unlike those homosexuals over on Red State, who clearly have a craving for Russian cock.
Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with Obama or Putin?
Post by: the last yatto on December 15, 2010, 04:14:21 AM
Going to assume the black cock is bigger and more desireable
Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with Obama or Putin?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 15, 2010, 04:22:01 AM
Quote from: Able on December 15, 2010, 04:14:21 AM
Going to assume the black cock is bigger and more desireable

Ah, but he's half white too. He could take after his mother's side in that department.
Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with Obama or Putin?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 15, 2010, 04:48:18 AM
While a big dick is a nice bonus, I have to say that I'd rather be in bed with someone who has a nice body and an average-to-smallish cock than John Goodman with a mammoth-sized erection.

I mean, I don't want to find something the size of a Chap-Stick, but as long as it's in the arena of average, the overall body is way more important than the appendage.
Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with Obama or Putin?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 15, 2010, 04:53:39 AM
Quote from: Nigel on December 15, 2010, 04:48:18 AM
While a big dick is a nice bonus, I have to say that I'd rather be in bed with someone who has a nice body and an average-to-smallish cock than John Goodman with a mammoth-sized erection.

I mean, I don't want to find something the size of a Chap-Stick, but as long as it's in the arena of average, the overall body is way more important than the appendage.

I thought we had something special, Nigel.
         \
(http://cm1.theinsider.com/thumbnail/280/280/cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/11/4/John_Goodman_March_2006_3.JPG)
Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with Obama or Putin?
Post by: Phox on December 15, 2010, 04:54:19 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 15, 2010, 04:22:01 AM
Quote from: Able on December 15, 2010, 04:14:21 AM
Going to assume the black cock is bigger and more desireable

Ah, but he's half white too. He could take after his mother's side in that department.

Not just half-white, half-Irish.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with Obama or Putin?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 15, 2010, 04:56:35 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 15, 2010, 04:53:39 AM
Quote from: Nigel on December 15, 2010, 04:48:18 AM
While a big dick is a nice bonus, I have to say that I'd rather be in bed with someone who has a nice body and an average-to-smallish cock than John Goodman with a mammoth-sized erection.

I mean, I don't want to find something the size of a Chap-Stick, but as long as it's in the arena of average, the overall body is way more important than the appendage.

I thought we had something special, Nigel.
         \
(http://cm1.theinsider.com/thumbnail/280/280/cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/11/4/John_Goodman_March_2006_3.JPG)

:x
Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with Obama or Putin?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 15, 2010, 04:57:08 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 15, 2010, 04:54:19 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 15, 2010, 04:22:01 AM
Quote from: Able on December 15, 2010, 04:14:21 AM
Going to assume the black cock is bigger and more desireable

Ah, but he's half white too. He could take after his mother's side in that department.

Not just half-white, half-Irish.  :lulz:

Heh. Well, you've just disqualified yourself from disproving the myth.
Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with Obama or Putin?
Post by: Nast on December 15, 2010, 05:09:29 AM
Quote from: Nigel on December 15, 2010, 03:35:28 AM
I do not find Putin attractive. At all. In fact, his slightly flabby, pale old-man torso repulses me.

I completely agree!

Obama, definitely. Not only is he more physically attractive, but the pillow talk afterwords would be far more pleasant Putin would roll off of you and then look at you with cold accusing eyes, like you were simply something to be used and thrown away.
Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with Obama or Putin?
Post by: Phox on December 15, 2010, 05:13:19 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 15, 2010, 04:57:08 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 15, 2010, 04:54:19 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 15, 2010, 04:22:01 AM
Quote from: Able on December 15, 2010, 04:14:21 AM
Going to assume the black cock is bigger and more desireable

Ah, but he's half white too. He could take after his mother's side in that department.

Not just half-white, half-Irish.  :lulz:

Heh. Well, you've just disqualified yourself from disproving the myth.

Number of Irish guys I've met: A lot.

In my professional opinion, the myth is: PLAUSIBLE.


:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with Obama or Putin?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 15, 2010, 05:22:07 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 15, 2010, 05:13:19 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 15, 2010, 04:57:08 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 15, 2010, 04:54:19 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 15, 2010, 04:22:01 AM
Quote from: Able on December 15, 2010, 04:14:21 AM
Going to assume the black cock is bigger and more desireable

Ah, but he's half white too. He could take after his mother's side in that department.

Not just half-white, half-Irish.  :lulz:

Heh. Well, you've just disqualified yourself from disproving the myth.

Number of Irish guys I've met: A lot.

In my professional opinion, the myth is: PLAUSIBLE.


:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:


Were they all from Illinois?
Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with Obama or Putin?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 15, 2010, 05:22:17 AM
Quote from: Nast on December 15, 2010, 05:09:29 AM
Quote from: Nigel on December 15, 2010, 03:35:28 AM
I do not find Putin attractive. At all. In fact, his slightly flabby, pale old-man torso repulses me.

I completely agree!

Obama, definitely. Not only is he more physically attractive, but the pillow talk afterwords would be far more pleasant Putin would roll off of you and then look at you with cold accusing eyes, like you were simply something to be used and thrown away.

And then, when you started to cry, he would simply grab you by the hair and throw you, naked and cold, out of his room.
Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with Obama or Putin?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 15, 2010, 05:23:37 AM
Quote from: Nigel on December 15, 2010, 05:22:17 AM
Quote from: Nast on December 15, 2010, 05:09:29 AM
Quote from: Nigel on December 15, 2010, 03:35:28 AM
I do not find Putin attractive. At all. In fact, his slightly flabby, pale old-man torso repulses me.

I completely agree!

Obama, definitely. Not only is he more physically attractive, but the pillow talk afterwords would be far more pleasant Putin would roll off of you and then look at you with cold accusing eyes, like you were simply something to be used and thrown away.

And then, when you started to cry, he would simply grab you by the hair and throw you, naked and cold, out of his room.

Maybe even hire a contractor to make sure you don't call back in the morning.
Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with Obama or Putin?
Post by: Phox on December 15, 2010, 05:27:57 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 15, 2010, 05:22:07 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 15, 2010, 05:13:19 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 15, 2010, 04:57:08 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 15, 2010, 04:54:19 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 15, 2010, 04:22:01 AM
Quote from: Able on December 15, 2010, 04:14:21 AM
Going to assume the black cock is bigger and more desireable

Ah, but he's half white too. He could take after his mother's side in that department.

Not just half-white, half-Irish.  :lulz:

Heh. Well, you've just disqualified yourself from disproving the myth.

Number of Irish guys I've met: A lot.

In my professional opinion, the myth is: PLAUSIBLE.


:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:


Were they all from Illinois?

No.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with Obama or Putin?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 15, 2010, 05:29:27 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 15, 2010, 05:27:57 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 15, 2010, 05:22:07 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 15, 2010, 05:13:19 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 15, 2010, 04:57:08 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 15, 2010, 04:54:19 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 15, 2010, 04:22:01 AM
Quote from: Able on December 15, 2010, 04:14:21 AM
Going to assume the black cock is bigger and more desireable

Ah, but he's half white too. He could take after his mother's side in that department.

Not just half-white, half-Irish.  :lulz:

Heh. Well, you've just disqualified yourself from disproving the myth.

Number of Irish guys I've met: A lot.

In my professional opinion, the myth is: PLAUSIBLE.


:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:


Were they all from Illinois?

No.  :lulz:

Were they from Cork?  :lulz:
Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with Obama or Putin?
Post by: Phox on December 15, 2010, 05:35:00 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 15, 2010, 05:29:27 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 15, 2010, 05:27:57 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 15, 2010, 05:22:07 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 15, 2010, 05:13:19 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 15, 2010, 04:57:08 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 15, 2010, 04:54:19 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 15, 2010, 04:22:01 AM
Quote from: Able on December 15, 2010, 04:14:21 AM
Going to assume the black cock is bigger and more desireable

Ah, but he's half white too. He could take after his mother's side in that department.

Not just half-white, half-Irish.  :lulz:

Heh. Well, you've just disqualified yourself from disproving the myth.

Number of Irish guys I've met: A lot.

In my professional opinion, the myth is: PLAUSIBLE.


:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:


Were they all from Illinois?

No.  :lulz:

Were they from Cork?  :lulz:

No, but one was from Donegal.
Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with Obama or Putin?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 15, 2010, 05:36:19 AM
Oh, well, that's an Ulsterman. Nuff said.
Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with Obama or Putin?
Post by: Phox on December 15, 2010, 05:37:41 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 15, 2010, 05:36:19 AM
Oh, well, that's an Ulsterman. Nuff said.
:lulz:
Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with Obama or Putin?
Post by: Cain on December 15, 2010, 09:50:33 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 15, 2010, 12:38:06 AM
Do you have the option of getting sandwiched with the respective first ladies too?

I mean, look at this right here, it looks like they're thinking exactly that. They're checking people out, and looking like they're close to an agreement.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1d/Vladimir_Putin_with_Lyudmila_Putin-1.jpg

While Putin is indeed married to that woman, there are continuing rumours that Putin is somehow involved with the 27 year old former Olympic gymnast and State Duma Deputy (for Putin's own party), Alina Kabayeva.

Denying it while hanging out with noted teenage and underage model sex enthusiast and Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi probably didn't help his case any.
Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with Obama or Putin?
Post by: LMNO on December 15, 2010, 01:11:56 PM
Alina Kabayeva?  Whoa.

(http://resources0.news.com.au/images/2008/04/18/1111116/096616-alina-kabaeva-reported-to-be-marrying-vladimir-putin.jpg)
Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with Obama or Putin?
Post by: Jenne on December 15, 2010, 05:28:16 PM
I dunno, man...Barry looks like I could snap him in half if I had half the notion.  Though the tall, muscular ones do tend to be stronger than they look in bed...and Michelle's not a tiny woman.  Hm.

But I am somehow always drawn to total assholes.  And Putin's so PUTIN (as in the French curseword), and looks like he'll smack a bitch.  Obama looks like he'll go to tea if you ask him.  For some horrific reason I am more drawn to the first scenario, at first glance.

Though I wouldn't kick either out of bed if offered, most likely.
Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with Obama or Putin?
Post by: AFK on December 15, 2010, 05:32:57 PM
I would wager that Obama is more of a submissive type.



Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with Obama or Putin?
Post by: Jenne on December 15, 2010, 05:43:07 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 15, 2010, 05:32:57 PM
I would wager that Obama is more of a submissive type.





Yeah, I agree.
Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with Obama or Putin?
Post by: Chairman Risus on December 15, 2010, 05:47:05 PM
I would have to imagine that both politicians would perform similarly to their governing styles.

I guess Putin would be rough and would want to watch himself in the mirror. Afterwards, he'd highfive Medvedev who was waiting outside the door and go tell all of his friends how great he was.

Obama, on the other hand, would have great game, but when it came down to business he'd go all limpdick on you.
Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with Obama or Putin?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 15, 2010, 08:19:45 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 15, 2010, 05:32:57 PM
I would wager that Obama is more of a submissive type.





Ohhhh I doubt it. Submissive types don't become President in the first place, and the quiet, gentle ones always surprise you.

I can't believe we're discussing what kind of man Obama is in bed.  :x
Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with Obama or Putin?
Post by: AFK on December 15, 2010, 08:24:16 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 15, 2010, 08:19:45 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 15, 2010, 05:32:57 PM
I would wager that Obama is more of a submissive type.





Ohhhh I doubt it. Submissive types don't become President in the first place, and the quiet, gentle ones always surprise you.

I can't believe we're discussing what kind of man Obama is in bed.  :x

I know, I was just making a joke at his expense.  You know, how he's submissive and always wants to compromise with the GOP, etc., etc.,

I need to work on my delivery. 
Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with Obama or Putin?
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on December 15, 2010, 08:25:42 PM
Well, hell... glad I don't have much Irish blood in me.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with Obama or Putin?
Post by: Nast on December 15, 2010, 08:58:24 PM
I'm glad I don't have an Irish in me either, since it sounds so disappointing.
Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with Obama or Putin?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 15, 2010, 10:12:27 PM
Quote from: Nast on December 15, 2010, 08:58:24 PM
I'm glad I don't have an Irish in me either, since it sounds so disappointing.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with Obama or Putin?
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on December 15, 2010, 10:39:37 PM
Quote from: Nast on December 15, 2010, 08:58:24 PM
I'm glad I don't have an Irish in me either, since it sounds so disappointing.


:lulz:
Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with Obama or Putin?
Post by: Phox on December 16, 2010, 01:35:04 AM
It is not all it's cracked up to be.  :lulz:

Phox,
Mostly Irish
Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with Obama or Putin?
Post by: the last yatto on December 16, 2010, 01:42:37 AM
Is seven above average
Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with Obama or Putin?
Post by: Don Coyote on December 16, 2010, 01:58:02 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 15, 2010, 05:13:19 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 15, 2010, 04:57:08 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 15, 2010, 04:54:19 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 15, 2010, 04:22:01 AM
Quote from: Able on December 15, 2010, 04:14:21 AM
Going to assume the black cock is bigger and more desireable

Ah, but he's half white too. He could take after his mother's side in that department.

Not just half-white, half-Irish.  :lulz:

Heh. Well, you've just disqualified yourself from disproving the myth.

Number of Irish guys I've met: A lot.

In my professional opinion, the myth is: PLAUSIBLE.


:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:


This might be why I was told I had large cock for a red head  :horrormirth:
Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with Obama or Putin?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 16, 2010, 02:08:29 AM
Quote from: TGB on December 16, 2010, 01:58:02 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 15, 2010, 05:13:19 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 15, 2010, 04:57:08 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 15, 2010, 04:54:19 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 15, 2010, 04:22:01 AM
Quote from: Able on December 15, 2010, 04:14:21 AM
Going to assume the black cock is bigger and more desireable

Ah, but he's half white too. He could take after his mother's side in that department.

Not just half-white, half-Irish.  :lulz:

Heh. Well, you've just disqualified yourself from disproving the myth.

Number of Irish guys I've met: A lot.

In my professional opinion, the myth is: PLAUSIBLE.


:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:


This might be why I was told I had large cock for a red head  :horrormirth:

I don't make it a policy to inspect Irish penises, so I can't really go on anything other than I've never had any complaints, even when having a nasty break up and that would totally be an expected put down.
Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with Obama or Putin?
Post by: Phox on December 16, 2010, 02:09:58 AM
Quote from: TGB on December 16, 2010, 01:58:02 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 15, 2010, 05:13:19 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 15, 2010, 04:57:08 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 15, 2010, 04:54:19 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 15, 2010, 04:22:01 AM
Quote from: Able on December 15, 2010, 04:14:21 AM
Going to assume the black cock is bigger and more desireable

Ah, but he's half white too. He could take after his mother's side in that department.

Not just half-white, half-Irish.  :lulz:

Heh. Well, you've just disqualified yourself from disproving the myth.

Number of Irish guys I've met: A lot.

In my professional opinion, the myth is: PLAUSIBLE.


:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:


This might be why I was told I had large cock for a red head  :horrormirth:

Yes.  :lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 16, 2010, 02:08:29 AM
Quote from: TGB on December 16, 2010, 01:58:02 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 15, 2010, 05:13:19 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 15, 2010, 04:57:08 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 15, 2010, 04:54:19 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 15, 2010, 04:22:01 AM
Quote from: Able on December 15, 2010, 04:14:21 AM
Going to assume the black cock is bigger and more desireable

Ah, but he's half white too. He could take after his mother's side in that department.

Not just half-white, half-Irish.  :lulz:

Heh. Well, you've just disqualified yourself from disproving the myth.

Number of Irish guys I've met: A lot.

In my professional opinion, the myth is: PLAUSIBLE.


:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:


This might be why I was told I had large cock for a red head  :horrormirth:

I don't make it a policy to inspect Irish penises, so I can't really go on anything other than I've never had any complaints, even when having a nasty break up and that would totally be an expected put down.
Just because you're a genetic freak does not disprove the myth.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with Obama or Putin?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 16, 2010, 02:14:32 AM
You know what, I'll go with that.

Either I'm feckin' huge for my ethnicity or Galwegians/Connemarans tend to be more impressive than the rest of the country.
Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with Obama or Putin?
Post by: Phox on December 16, 2010, 02:16:29 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 16, 2010, 02:14:32 AM
You know what, I'll go with that.

Either I'm feckin' huge for my ethnicity or Galwegians/Connemarans tend to be more impressive than the rest of the country.

Fair enough.  :lulz:

Phox,
Enough of a whore to know these things.
Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with Obama or Putin?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 16, 2010, 02:20:08 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 16, 2010, 02:16:29 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 16, 2010, 02:14:32 AM
You know what, I'll go with that.

Either I'm feckin' huge for my ethnicity or Galwegians/Connemarans tend to be more impressive than the rest of the country.

Fair enough.  :lulz:

Phox,
Enough of a whore to know these things.

I'm still inclined to think that you got a bad sampling and got all of the outliers, but either way, it has no bad reflection on me.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with Obama or Putin?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 16, 2010, 02:24:58 AM
Quote from: Able on December 16, 2010, 01:42:37 AM
Is seven above average

Yes. Average length is 5 and a half.
Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with Obama or Putin?
Post by: Phox on December 16, 2010, 02:29:12 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 16, 2010, 02:20:08 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 16, 2010, 02:16:29 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 16, 2010, 02:14:32 AM
You know what, I'll go with that.

Either I'm feckin' huge for my ethnicity or Galwegians/Connemarans tend to be more impressive than the rest of the country.

Fair enough.  :lulz:

Phox,
Enough of a whore to know these things.

I'm still inclined to think that you got a bad sampling and got all of the outliers, but either way, it has no bad reflection on me.  :lulz:

That is a statistically improbable scenario, as my selection process was scientifically infallible.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with Obama or Putin?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 16, 2010, 02:33:01 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 16, 2010, 02:29:12 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 16, 2010, 02:20:08 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 16, 2010, 02:16:29 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 16, 2010, 02:14:32 AM
You know what, I'll go with that.

Either I'm feckin' huge for my ethnicity or Galwegians/Connemarans tend to be more impressive than the rest of the country.

Fair enough.  :lulz:

Phox,
Enough of a whore to know these things.

I'm still inclined to think that you got a bad sampling and got all of the outliers, but either way, it has no bad reflection on me.  :lulz:

That is a statistically improbable scenario, as my selection process was scientifically infallible.  :lulz:

Well, if your methods are sounds, I have no idea what to say  :lulz:
Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with Obama or Putin?
Post by: Don Coyote on December 16, 2010, 04:40:38 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 16, 2010, 02:20:08 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 16, 2010, 02:16:29 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 16, 2010, 02:14:32 AM
You know what, I'll go with that.

Either I'm feckin' huge for my ethnicity or Galwegians/Connemarans tend to be more impressive than the rest of the country.

Fair enough.  :lulz:

Phox,
Enough of a whore to know these things.

I'm still inclined to think that you got a bad sampling and got all of the outliers, but either way, it has no bad reflection on me.  :lulz:

Nor on me as I am not Irish.  :lulz:

I still think Phox should add some more data.
Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with Obama or Putin?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 16, 2010, 04:41:52 AM
Quote from: TGB on December 16, 2010, 04:40:38 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 16, 2010, 02:20:08 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 16, 2010, 02:16:29 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 16, 2010, 02:14:32 AM
You know what, I'll go with that.

Either I'm feckin' huge for my ethnicity or Galwegians/Connemarans tend to be more impressive than the rest of the country.

Fair enough.  :lulz:

Phox,
Enough of a whore to know these things.

I'm still inclined to think that you got a bad sampling and got all of the outliers, but either way, it has no bad reflection on me.  :lulz:

Nor on me as I am not Irish.  :lulz:

I still think Phox should add some more data.

Actually an interesting question is how many men were in the sample and out of those men, how many were Irish.  :wink:
Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with Obama or Putin?
Post by: Phox on December 16, 2010, 04:42:52 AM
Quote from: TGB on December 16, 2010, 04:40:38 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 16, 2010, 02:20:08 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 16, 2010, 02:16:29 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 16, 2010, 02:14:32 AM
You know what, I'll go with that.

Either I'm feckin' huge for my ethnicity or Galwegians/Connemarans tend to be more impressive than the rest of the country.

Fair enough.  :lulz:

Phox,
Enough of a whore to know these things.

I'm still inclined to think that you got a bad sampling and got all of the outliers, but either way, it has no bad reflection on me.  :lulz:

Nor on me as I am not Irish.  :lulz:

I still think Phox should add some more data.
:argh!:
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 16, 2010, 04:41:52 AM
Quote from: TGB on December 16, 2010, 04:40:38 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 16, 2010, 02:20:08 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 16, 2010, 02:16:29 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 16, 2010, 02:14:32 AM
You know what, I'll go with that.

Either I'm feckin' huge for my ethnicity or Galwegians/Connemarans tend to be more impressive than the rest of the country.

Fair enough.  :lulz:

Phox,
Enough of a whore to know these things.

I'm still inclined to think that you got a bad sampling and got all of the outliers, but either way, it has no bad reflection on me.  :lulz:

Nor on me as I am not Irish.  :lulz:

I still think Phox should add some more data.

Actually an interesting question is how many men were in the sample and out of those men, how many were Irish.  :wink:

:evilmad:
Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with Obama or Putin?
Post by: Epimetheus on December 16, 2010, 05:04:19 AM
Quote from: Cain on December 15, 2010, 09:50:33 AM
Silvio Berlusconi

OMG! I forgot about that glorious fathead.