Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: LMNO on January 03, 2011, 06:17:23 PM

Title: You say you want a resolution, yeah, you know...
Post by: LMNO on January 03, 2011, 06:17:23 PM
In a move that coincidentally occurrs in the same time period as the arbitrary switching of Gregorian calendar years, I have decided not to drink so much for a while.

I'm telling all of you so you can mock me when I eventually post about being hungover.
Title: Re: You say you want a resolution, yeah, you know...
Post by: themenniss on January 03, 2011, 06:21:02 PM
my ex is doing the same.
are you drunk yet?
Title: Re: You say you want a resolution, yeah, you know...
Post by: Adios on January 03, 2011, 06:24:23 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 03, 2011, 06:17:23 PM
In a move that coincidentally occurrs in the same time period as the arbitrary switching of Gregorian calendar years, I have decided not to drink so much for a while.

I'm telling all of you so you can mock me when I eventually post about being hungover.

There is no alcohol in my house now. Strange, isn't it. I hope they don't come back while I am sober.
Title: Re: You say you want a resolution, yeah, you know...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 03, 2011, 06:35:24 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 03, 2011, 06:17:23 PM
In a move that coincidentally occurrs in the same time period as the arbitrary switching of Gregorian calendar years, I have decided not to drink so much for a while.

I'm telling all of you so you can mock me when I eventually post about being hungover.

I've decided to leave the cactus alone, and stick to bourbon...Though not frequently.
Title: Re: You say you want a resolution, yeah, you know...
Post by: AFK on January 03, 2011, 06:36:57 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 03, 2011, 06:17:23 PM
In a move that coincidentally occurrs in the same time period as the arbitrary switching of Gregorian calendar years, I have decided not to drink so much for a while.

I'm telling all of you so you can mock me when I eventually post about being hungover.

Well, I wish you much success with that.  I'm going to try to lose some weight.  I've been a skinny schmuck for most of my life but it seems like right around when I turned 32, my mouse-like metabolism gave way to regular metabolism.  That and I'm married to a good cook.  
Title: Re: You say you want a resolution, yeah, you know...
Post by: East Coast Hustle on January 03, 2011, 08:54:31 PM
Resolutions are for suckers and sissies.

I prefer to live with the smug self-satisfaction that arises when one knows that one's own bad choices will be one's eventual undoing and decides to just not give a fuck.
Title: Re: You say you want a resolution, yeah, you know...
Post by: Epimetheus on January 03, 2011, 08:55:50 PM
I don't really have a resolution...I guess my goal is being productive, creatively. Actually making the comics and stories I have in my head/in Word files.
Title: Re: You say you want a resolution, yeah, you know...
Post by: Rumckle on January 04, 2011, 12:35:17 AM
My new years resolution is 640x480
Title: Re: You say you want a resolution, yeah, you know...
Post by: BadBeast on January 04, 2011, 12:54:23 AM
I resolved to sell my collection of fine condition 1896 Edward Weller Maps of the Ancient World, on EBay.
Title: Re: You say you want a resolution, yeah, you know...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 04, 2011, 01:08:35 AM
Not a resolution, but I'm starting a new diet. It's called the Apocalypse Diet and the goal is to only eat food that I could reasonably have stockpiled, and foods that I can easily acquire locally. There will be a blog, and it will last until March.

I'm still working my way through leftovers right now. The blog starts when the leftovers run out.
Title: Re: You say you want a resolution, yeah, you know...
Post by: Lies on January 04, 2011, 01:12:51 AM
Quote from: Rumckle on January 04, 2011, 12:35:17 AM
My new years resolution is 640x480
I was waiting for this.
Title: Re: You say you want a resolution, yeah, you know...
Post by: Suu on January 04, 2011, 01:14:49 AM
I'm not drinking either.


...As soon as I get rid of the last of the mead in my fridge. It's not a lot, but it has to go.

I'm also giving up coffee as soon as I can get a decent amount of money for food shopping so I can get a good amount of tea and a water filter. My damn tap water tastes like anise. This bothers me.
Title: Re: You say you want a resolution, yeah, you know...
Post by: Salty on January 04, 2011, 01:17:12 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hipster on January 03, 2011, 08:54:31 PM
Resolutions are for suckers and sissies.

I prefer to live with the smug self-satisfaction that arises when one knows that one's own bad choices will be one's eventual undoing and decides to just not give a fuck.

:potd:

It's the only way.
Title: Re: You say you want a resolution, yeah, you know...
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on January 04, 2011, 01:21:13 AM
Ive decided that the reason that resolutions fail is because people set such lofty goals.
So instead of a new years resolution Ive decided to set New Months resolutions.
The first ones will be simple, putting the correct shoes on the correct feet, brushing my teeth, ect. and I will slowly move up to the big ones like  owning a major fast food chain or world domination(see previous).

Title: Re: You say you want a resolution, yeah, you know...
Post by: Telarus on January 04, 2011, 01:23:50 AM
Exercise routine, so I can (re)start my martial arts training routine.

Oh, and I'm learning how to contact juggle, because everyone calls me elf or glefling already:

(http://didier.arlabosse.free.fr/balles/clip/papillok.gif)
Title: Re: You say you want a resolution, yeah, you know...
Post by: East Coast Hustle on January 04, 2011, 01:44:12 AM
I have a friend who does that compulsively and it's just about the single most annoying thing ever. Like, only slightly less annoying than when people say things like "in all honesty", "frankly", or "to tell you the truth..." as though they had obviously been lying to you up to that point.
Title: Re: You say you want a resolution, yeah, you know...
Post by: Rumckle on January 04, 2011, 01:46:51 AM
That sounds really cool Nigel, do you grow any vegies or herbs?
Title: Re: You say you want a resolution, yeah, you know...
Post by: Suu on January 04, 2011, 01:58:49 AM
Also: I'm losing 40lbs.

I'm not TRYING To lose 40lbs, I _AM_ losing 40lbs. And it will be done by the summer. Enough of this bullshit. I'm sick of this hate weight I put on.
Title: Re: You say you want a resolution, yeah, you know...
Post by: maphdet on January 05, 2011, 12:01:14 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 03, 2011, 06:17:23 PM
In a move that coincidentally occurrs in the same time period as the arbitrary switching of Gregorian calendar years, I have decided not to drink so much for a while.

I'm telling all of you so you can mock me when I eventually post about being hungover.

The hangover part is the only reason I am considering to ease up on drinking.

*hates the yuk feeling the next day but loves the yay feeling the day before*
Oh well.
Title: Re: You say you want a resolution, yeah, you know...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 05, 2011, 08:28:38 AM
Quote from: Rumckle on January 04, 2011, 01:46:51 AM
That sounds really cool Nigel, do you grow any vegies or herbs?

Oh yes. Oh my, yes.

I am a compulsive hoarder-for-the-end-times and have been growing and scavenging food since I was an impoverished and hungry urchin.

I grow almost everything. Herbs, veggies, fruit. It would be a long and boring list were I to try to spell them all out.
Title: Re: You say you want a resolution, yeah, you know...
Post by: East Coast Hustle on January 05, 2011, 04:39:25 PM
Quote from: maphdet on January 05, 2011, 12:01:14 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 03, 2011, 06:17:23 PM
In a move that coincidentally occurrs in the same time period as the arbitrary switching of Gregorian calendar years, I have decided not to drink so much for a while.

I'm telling all of you so you can mock me when I eventually post about being hungover.

The hangover part is the only reason I am considering to ease up on drinking.

*hates the yuk feeling the next day but loves the yay feeling the day before*
Oh well.

It only hurts when you stop.
Title: Re: You say you want a resolution, yeah, you know...
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 06, 2011, 05:50:31 AM
My resolution is to stop eating questionable food.

examples:
-chinese food from the back of the fridge that's been there so long that I can't remember how long ago it was I had it, then when I check my bank account to see when I bought it I shudder, then eat it anyway
-spoiled 3 week old macaroni salad that I doused in hot sauce to cover the funk (that one actually made me sick)
-grey roasted chicken
-molded bread
-sticky things off the floor covered in cat hair
-things off other people's plates when they weren't looking
-candy from 2 halloweens ago
-crunchy peeps
-eggs 2 months past the use by date

This madness just needs to end.
Title: Re: You say you want a resolution, yeah, you know...
Post by: the last yatto on January 06, 2011, 08:15:23 AM
nigel, to help the theme
I suggest you limit the number of days
which your allowed to buy anything during the three months
Title: Re: You say you want a resolution, yeah, you know...
Post by: LMNO on January 06, 2011, 01:09:23 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 06, 2011, 05:50:31 AM
My resolution is to stop eating questionable food.

examples:
-chinese food from the back of the fridge that's been there so long that I can't remember how long ago it was I had it, then when I check my bank account to see when I bought it I shudder, then eat it anyway
-spoiled 3 week old macaroni salad that I doused in hot sauce to cover the funk (that one actually made me sick)
-grey roasted chicken
-molded bread
-sticky things off the floor covered in cat hair
-things off other people's plates when they weren't looking
-candy from 2 halloweens ago
-crunchy peeps
-eggs 2 months past the use by date

This madness just needs to end.

Sweet merciful fuck.  And I thought I was bad...
Title: Re: You say you want a resolution, yeah, you know...
Post by: Jenne on January 07, 2011, 01:09:28 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 06, 2011, 05:50:31 AM
My resolution is to stop eating questionable food.

examples:
-chinese food from the back of the fridge that's been there so long that I can't remember how long ago it was I had it, then when I check my bank account to see when I bought it I shudder, then eat it anyway
-spoiled 3 week old macaroni salad that I doused in hot sauce to cover the funk (that one actually made me sick)
-grey roasted chicken
-molded bread
-sticky things off the floor covered in cat hair
-things off other people's plates when they weren't looking
-candy from 2 halloweens ago
-crunchy peeps
-eggs 2 months past the use by date

This madness just needs to end.

Surely the peeps and candy are fine?  And eating stuff off others' plates--if you were there when they put it on there, again, no harm or foul.

As to the other things...eh, yeah, in moderation if anything.

And I resolved to not have any resolutions, but damn all those holiday pix of me show how much this heifer needs to lose.  Suu, I'll see you your 40# and hope to gawd we both win.  I'm so tired of tight clothing but refuse on principle to do anything else but squeeze.  :lulz:  /am a dork so what?
Title: Re: You say you want a resolution, yeah, you know...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 07, 2011, 08:16:42 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 06, 2011, 05:50:31 AM
My resolution is to stop eating questionable food.

examples:
-chinese food from the back of the fridge that's been there so long that I can't remember how long ago it was I had it, then when I check my bank account to see when I bought it I shudder, then eat it anyway
-spoiled 3 week old macaroni salad that I doused in hot sauce to cover the funk (that one actually made me sick)
-grey roasted chicken
-molded bread
-sticky things off the floor covered in cat hair
-things off other people's plates when they weren't looking
-candy from 2 halloweens ago
-crunchy peeps
-eggs 2 months past the use by date

This madness just needs to end.

YOU

are a woman after my own heart.
Title: Re: You say you want a resolution, yeah, you know...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 07, 2011, 08:17:15 AM
Quote from: Able on January 06, 2011, 08:15:23 AM
nigel, to help the theme
I suggest you limit the number of days
which your allowed to buy anything during the three months


I already bought everything!
Title: Re: You say you want a resolution, yeah, you know...
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on January 07, 2011, 03:21:46 PM
I've resolved to lose 200+ pounds in dead weight this year.  May he live happily with the new me out there in California. 

I will be divorced in 2011.  If it kills me! :argh!: 

Title: Re: You say you want a resolution, yeah, you know...
Post by: hooplala on January 07, 2011, 03:23:47 PM
Quote from: Telarus on January 04, 2011, 01:23:50 AM
Exercise routine, so I can (re)start my martial arts training routine.

Oh, and I'm learning how to contact juggle, because everyone calls me elf or glefling already:

(http://didier.arlabosse.free.fr/balles/clip/papillok.gif)


You know what contact juggling was originally called?  Michael Moschen's act.
Title: Re: You say you want a resolution, yeah, you know...
Post by: Triple Zero on January 09, 2011, 12:40:32 AM
Quote from: Nigel on January 07, 2011, 08:16:42 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 06, 2011, 05:50:31 AM
My resolution is to stop eating questionable food.

examples:
-chinese food from the back of the fridge that's been there so long that I can't remember how long ago it was I had it, then when I check my bank account to see when I bought it I shudder, then eat it anyway
-spoiled 3 week old macaroni salad that I doused in hot sauce to cover the funk (that one actually made me sick)
-grey roasted chicken
-molded bread
-sticky things off the floor covered in cat hair
-things off other people's plates when they weren't looking
-candy from 2 halloweens ago
-crunchy peeps
-eggs 2 months past the use by date

This madness just needs to end.

YOU

are a woman after my own heart.

She's after your heart allright ... so she can EAT IT.
Title: Re: You say you want a resolution, yeah, you know...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 09, 2011, 05:16:31 PM
Quote from: Khara on January 07, 2011, 03:21:46 PM
I've resolved to lose 200+ pounds in dead weight this year.  May he live happily with the new me out there in California. 

I will be divorced in 2011.  If it kills me! :argh!: 



Get rid of him! Ugh!
Title: Re: You say you want a resolution, yeah, you know...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 09, 2011, 05:16:50 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 09, 2011, 12:40:32 AM
Quote from: Nigel on January 07, 2011, 08:16:42 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 06, 2011, 05:50:31 AM
My resolution is to stop eating questionable food.

examples:
-chinese food from the back of the fridge that's been there so long that I can't remember how long ago it was I had it, then when I check my bank account to see when I bought it I shudder, then eat it anyway
-spoiled 3 week old macaroni salad that I doused in hot sauce to cover the funk (that one actually made me sick)
-grey roasted chicken
-molded bread
-sticky things off the floor covered in cat hair
-things off other people's plates when they weren't looking
-candy from 2 halloweens ago
-crunchy peeps
-eggs 2 months past the use by date

This madness just needs to end.

YOU

are a woman after my own heart.

She's after your heart allright ... so she can EAT IT.


:lulz:
Title: Re: You say you want a resolution, yeah, you know...
Post by: Telarus on January 10, 2011, 05:57:35 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 07, 2011, 03:23:47 PM
Quote from: Telarus on January 04, 2011, 01:23:50 AM
Exercise routine, so I can (re)start my martial arts training routine.

Oh, and I'm learning how to contact juggle, because everyone calls me elf or glefling already:

(http://didier.arlabosse.free.fr/balles/clip/papillok.gif)


You know what contact juggling was originally called?  Michael Moschen's act.

I agree (I had some very interesting conversation with the couple who owns the juggling shop here in PDX about Moschen and the new bullshit "Fushigi ball"  gaaah, the drama that the Fushigi has caused....). I find that it is also a very very good Chi/Ki exercise (one of my primary motivations), as it is teaching me "loose hands", or "soft chi manipulation".

Great background on the historical pre-cursors of Moshen's art here: http://www.ministryofmanipulation.com/articles/history-ball-contact/