You say you want a resolution, yeah, you know...

[LMNO]

In a move that coincidentally occurrs in the same time period as the arbitrary switching of Gregorian calendar years, I have decided not to drink so much for a while.

I'm telling all of you so you can mock me when I eventually post about being hungover.

[themenniss]

my ex is doing the same.
are you drunk yet?

[Adios]

In a move that coincidentally occurrs in the same time period as the arbitrary switching of Gregorian calendar years, I have decided not to drink so much for a while.

I'm telling all of you so you can mock me when I eventually post about being hungover.

There is no alcohol in my house now. Strange, isn't it. I hope they don't come back while I am sober.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

In a move that coincidentally occurrs in the same time period as the arbitrary switching of Gregorian calendar years, I have decided not to drink so much for a while.

I'm telling all of you so you can mock me when I eventually post about being hungover.

I've decided to leave the cactus alone, and stick to bourbon...Though not frequently.

[AFK]

In a move that coincidentally occurrs in the same time period as the arbitrary switching of Gregorian calendar years, I have decided not to drink so much for a while.

I'm telling all of you so you can mock me when I eventually post about being hungover.

Well, I wish you much success with that.  I'm going to try to lose some weight.  I've been a skinny schmuck for most of my life but it seems like right around when I turned 32, my mouse-like metabolism gave way to regular metabolism.  That and I'm married to a good cook.  

[East Coast Hustle]

Resolutions are for suckers and sissies.

I prefer to live with the smug self-satisfaction that arises when one knows that one's own bad choices will be one's eventual undoing and decides to just not give a fuck.

[Epimetheus]

I don't really have a resolution...I guess my goal is being productive, creatively. Actually making the comics and stories I have in my head/in Word files.

[Rumckle]

My new years resolution is 640x480

[BadBeast]

I resolved to sell my collection of fine condition 1896 Edward Weller Maps of the Ancient World, on EBay.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Not a resolution, but I'm starting a new diet. It's called the Apocalypse Diet and the goal is to only eat food that I could reasonably have stockpiled, and foods that I can easily acquire locally. There will be a blog, and it will last until March.

I'm still working my way through leftovers right now. The blog starts when the leftovers run out.

[Lies]

My new years resolution is 640x480

I was waiting for this.

[Suu]

I'm not drinking either.


...As soon as I get rid of the last of the mead in my fridge. It's not a lot, but it has to go.

I'm also giving up coffee as soon as I can get a decent amount of money for food shopping so I can get a good amount of tea and a water filter. My damn tap water tastes like anise. This bothers me.

[Salty]

Resolutions are for suckers and sissies.

I prefer to live with the smug self-satisfaction that arises when one knows that one's own bad choices will be one's eventual undoing and decides to just not give a fuck.

It's the only way.

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

Ive decided that the reason that resolutions fail is because people set such lofty goals.
So instead of a new years resolution Ive decided to set New Months resolutions.
The first ones will be simple, putting the correct shoes on the correct feet, brushing my teeth, ect. and I will slowly move up to the big ones like  owning a major fast food chain or world domination(see previous).

[Telarus]

Exercise routine, so I can (re)start my martial arts training routine.

Oh, and I'm learning how to contact juggle, because everyone calls me elf or glefling already: