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You say you want a resolution, yeah, you know...

Started by LMNO, January 03, 2011, 06:17:23 PM

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LMNO

In a move that coincidentally occurrs in the same time period as the arbitrary switching of Gregorian calendar years, I have decided not to drink so much for a while.

I'm telling all of you so you can mock me when I eventually post about being hungover.

themenniss

'I talk aloud to all those who listen. when nobody does, i talk aloud to myself.'

Adios

Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 03, 2011, 06:17:23 PM
In a move that coincidentally occurrs in the same time period as the arbitrary switching of Gregorian calendar years, I have decided not to drink so much for a while.

I'm telling all of you so you can mock me when I eventually post about being hungover.

There is no alcohol in my house now. Strange, isn't it. I hope they don't come back while I am sober.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 03, 2011, 06:17:23 PM
In a move that coincidentally occurrs in the same time period as the arbitrary switching of Gregorian calendar years, I have decided not to drink so much for a while.

I'm telling all of you so you can mock me when I eventually post about being hungover.

I've decided to leave the cactus alone, and stick to bourbon...Though not frequently.
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

AFK

Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 03, 2011, 06:17:23 PM
In a move that coincidentally occurrs in the same time period as the arbitrary switching of Gregorian calendar years, I have decided not to drink so much for a while.

I'm telling all of you so you can mock me when I eventually post about being hungover.

Well, I wish you much success with that.  I'm going to try to lose some weight.  I've been a skinny schmuck for most of my life but it seems like right around when I turned 32, my mouse-like metabolism gave way to regular metabolism.  That and I'm married to a good cook.  
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

East Coast Hustle

Resolutions are for suckers and sissies.

I prefer to live with the smug self-satisfaction that arises when one knows that one's own bad choices will be one's eventual undoing and decides to just not give a fuck.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Epimetheus

I don't really have a resolution...I guess my goal is being productive, creatively. Actually making the comics and stories I have in my head/in Word files.
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Rumckle

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BadBeast

I resolved to sell my collection of fine condition 1896 Edward Weller Maps of the Ancient World, on EBay.
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NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

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Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Not a resolution, but I'm starting a new diet. It's called the Apocalypse Diet and the goal is to only eat food that I could reasonably have stockpiled, and foods that I can easily acquire locally. There will be a blog, and it will last until March.

I'm still working my way through leftovers right now. The blog starts when the leftovers run out.
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Lies

- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Suu

I'm not drinking either.


...As soon as I get rid of the last of the mead in my fridge. It's not a lot, but it has to go.

I'm also giving up coffee as soon as I can get a decent amount of money for food shopping so I can get a good amount of tea and a water filter. My damn tap water tastes like anise. This bothers me.
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Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Salty

Quote from: East Coast Hipster on January 03, 2011, 08:54:31 PM
Resolutions are for suckers and sissies.

I prefer to live with the smug self-satisfaction that arises when one knows that one's own bad choices will be one's eventual undoing and decides to just not give a fuck.

:potd:

It's the only way.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Prince Glittersnatch III

Ive decided that the reason that resolutions fail is because people set such lofty goals.
So instead of a new years resolution Ive decided to set New Months resolutions.
The first ones will be simple, putting the correct shoes on the correct feet, brushing my teeth, ect. and I will slowly move up to the big ones like  owning a major fast food chain or world domination(see previous).

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http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Other%20Pagan%20Mumbo-Jumbo/discordianism.htm <----Learn the truth behind Discordianism

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Telarus

Exercise routine, so I can (re)start my martial arts training routine.

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