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Title: Christians intent on destroying world before Mayan gods
Post by: Cain on January 04, 2011, 11:07:13 AM
That's the only plausible explanation I can find for this http://www.wecanknow.com/
Title: Re: Christians intent on destroying world before Mayan gods
Post by: Phox on January 04, 2011, 11:18:15 AM
Quote from: The Poster With No Name on January 04, 2011, 11:07:13 AM
That's the only plausible explanation I can find for this http://www.wecanknow.com/

So, what happens if the rapture doesn't happen on May 21, 2011? Dos this mean they all turn in their Christian cards and become rabid atheists?
Title: Re: Christians intent on destroying world before Mayan gods
Post by: Cain on January 04, 2011, 11:21:04 AM
I sincerely hope so.  But no doubt if it does not end, it will mean God has changed his mind.  Fickle bastard.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110103/ap_on_re/us_rel_apocalypse_soon more on the group
Title: Re: Christians intent on destroying world before Mayan gods
Post by: Phox on January 04, 2011, 11:27:24 AM
Quote from: The Poster With No Name on January 04, 2011, 11:21:04 AM
I sincerely hope so.  But no doubt if it does not end, it will mean God has changed his mind.  Fickle bastard.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110103/ap_on_re/us_rel_apocalypse_soon more on the group
:asplode:
Title: Re: Christians intent on destroying world before Mayan gods
Post by: Lies on January 04, 2011, 12:21:18 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110103/ap_on_re/us_rel_apocalypse_soon

""If May 21 passes and I'm still here, that means I wasn't saved. Does that mean God's word is inaccurate or untrue? Not at all," Warden said."
Title: Re: Christians intent on destroying world before Mayan gods
Post by: Suu on January 04, 2011, 12:28:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 04, 2011, 11:18:15 AM
Quote from: The Poster With No Name on January 04, 2011, 11:07:13 AM
That's the only plausible explanation I can find for this http://www.wecanknow.com/

So, what happens if the rapture doesn't happen on May 21, 2011? Dos this mean they all turn in their Christian cards and become rabid atheists?

It means that they'll believe they weren't saved, and we could have some riots or mass Evangelical suicides on our hands.

:popcorn:
Title: Re: Christians intent on destroying world before Mayan gods
Post by: Lies on January 04, 2011, 12:41:41 PM
Quote from: Suu on January 04, 2011, 12:28:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 04, 2011, 11:18:15 AM
Quote from: The Poster With No Name on January 04, 2011, 11:07:13 AM
That's the only plausible explanation I can find for this http://www.wecanknow.com/

So, what happens if the rapture doesn't happen on May 21, 2011? Dos this mean they all turn in their Christian cards and become rabid atheists?

It means that they'll believe they weren't saved, and we could have some riots or mass Evangelical suicides on our hands.

:popcorn:
Unfortunately, as much as I'd like that to happen, I think they'll just come up with some stupid excuse like 'opps, we read it backwards, it's meant to be 11/02, 2105."
Title: Re: Christians intent on destroying world before Mayan gods
Post by: Elder Iptuous on January 04, 2011, 02:07:59 PM
i actually saw one of these folks out in the wild...
i was on a source inspection at one of our vendors and saw a bumper sticker for them.
lady who owned the truck seemed 'normal' enough, so it was kind of strange knowing that the person you're talking to really believes that the end is nigh.
Title: Re: Christians intent on destroying world before Mayan gods
Post by: Phox on January 04, 2011, 02:13:08 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on January 04, 2011, 02:07:59 PM
i actually saw one of these folks out in the wild...
i was on a source inspection at one of our vendors and saw a bumper sticker for them.
lady who owned the truck seemed 'normal' enough, so it was kind of strange knowing that the person you're talking to really believes that the end is nigh.

Your first mistake is to assume that 'normal' means 'not fucking insane'.
Title: Re: Christians intent on destroying world before Mayan gods
Post by: Elder Iptuous on January 04, 2011, 02:24:03 PM
oh no.
i've made no such assumption.  i'm of the opinion that every person on this planet is batshit crazy in one way or another, and the only ones that freak me out are the ones for which i can't determine their particular psychosis.
Title: Re: Christians intent on destroying world before Mayan gods
Post by: the last yatto on January 04, 2011, 02:24:21 PM
Is that the day they storm town halls again?
Title: Re: Christians intent on destroying world before Mayan gods
Post by: Phox on January 04, 2011, 02:26:44 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on January 04, 2011, 02:24:03 PM
oh no.
i've made no such assumption.  i'm of the opinion that every person on this planet is batshit crazy in one way or another, and the only ones that freak me out are the ones for which i can't determine their particular psychosis.


Ah, in that case, we are of the same mind.
Title: Re: Christians intent on destroying world before Mayan gods
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on January 04, 2011, 02:55:33 PM
Why are some Christians so keen on the End Times? Does anyone know if there's an actual psychological profile behind it? I know being any sort of Protestant other than a Lutheran or a Unitarian automatically makes you a little more crazy than others by default, but what's going on here?
Title: Re: Christians intent on destroying world before Mayan gods
Post by: Adios on January 04, 2011, 02:57:40 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on January 04, 2011, 02:55:33 PM
Why are some Christians so keen on the End Times? Does anyone know if there's an actual psychological profile behind it? I know being any sort of Protestant other than a Lutheran or a Unitarian automatically makes you a little more crazy than others by default, but what's going on here?

Google Lemmings.
Title: Re: Christians intent on destroying world before Mayan gods
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on January 04, 2011, 02:59:03 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 04, 2011, 02:57:40 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on January 04, 2011, 02:55:33 PM
Why are some Christians so keen on the End Times? Does anyone know if there's an actual psychological profile behind it? I know being any sort of Protestant other than a Lutheran or a Unitarian automatically makes you a little more crazy than others by default, but what's going on here?

Google Lemmings.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Christians intent on destroying world before Mayan gods
Post by: Richter on January 04, 2011, 03:00:38 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on January 04, 2011, 02:07:59 PM
i actually saw one of these folks out in the wild...
i was on a source inspection at one of our vendors and saw a bumper sticker for them.
lady who owned the truck seemed 'normal' enough, so it was kind of strange knowing that the person you're talking to really believes that the end is nigh.

You THINK they'd be acting like oversized children trying to be good for Santa. 
Title: Re: Christians intent on destroying world before Mayan gods
Post by: Cramulus on January 04, 2011, 03:03:51 PM
it's only two days before 5/23

I, for one, am excited!
Title: Re: Christians intent on destroying world before Mayan gods
Post by: Epimetheus on January 04, 2011, 03:48:29 PM
Quote...the date of the rapture of believers will take place on May 21, 2011 and that God will destroy this world on October 21, 2011.

FIVE MONTHS WITHOUT THE BELIEVERS!!!  :cheers: :banana: :banana: :banana:
Title: Re: Christians intent on destroying world before Mayan gods
Post by: Requia ☣ on January 04, 2011, 03:50:21 PM
Even better, if this goes down all the hardcore atheists will either have to eat their words or get even crazier.  Really if the world has to end this is the way to do it.
Title: Re: Christians intent on destroying world before Mayan gods
Post by: Adios on January 04, 2011, 03:52:56 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on January 04, 2011, 03:50:21 PM
Even better, if this goes down all the hardcore atheists will either have to eat their words or get even crazier.  Really if the world has to end this is the way to do it.

Doesn't matter, I will have no friends in Heaven.
Title: Re: Christians intent on destroying world before Mayan gods
Post by: hooplala on January 04, 2011, 03:57:39 PM
There used to be a site up dedicated to taking care of the pets of people who are taken up in the rapture, after the rapture takes place.  It always amused me, but now I can't seem to find the site.  If its gone, we should start it back up.
Title: Re: Christians intent on destroying world before Mayan gods
Post by: Adios on January 04, 2011, 03:58:54 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 04, 2011, 03:57:39 PM
There used to be a site up dedicated to taking care of the pets of people who are taken up in the rapture, after the rapture takes place.  It always amused me, but now I can't seem to find the site.  If its gone, we should start it back up.

For a continued food source!
Title: Re: Christians intent on destroying world before Mayan gods
Post by: hooplala on January 04, 2011, 04:06:35 PM
Exactly.
Title: Re: Christians intent on destroying world before Mayan gods
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 04, 2011, 04:56:06 PM
Why does everyone hate on atheists so bad?

Also- did anyone notice: "New Age Mayan Calendar"

the Maya are NEW age?!?!?!?
Title: Re: Christians intent on destroying world before Mayan gods
Post by: Adios on January 04, 2011, 04:57:01 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 04, 2011, 04:56:06 PM
Why does everyone hate on atheists so bad?

Also- did anyone notice: "New Age Mayan Calendar"

the Maya are NEW age?!?!?!?

Everything comes back in style. Sooner or later.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Christians intent on destroying world before Mayan gods
Post by: Epimetheus on January 04, 2011, 04:58:42 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 04, 2011, 03:57:39 PM
There used to be a site up dedicated to taking care of the pets of people who are taken up in the rapture, after the rapture takes place.  It always amused me, but now I can't seem to find the site.  If its gone, we should start it back up.

http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/
Title: Re: Christians intent on destroying world before Mayan gods
Post by: Requia ☣ on January 04, 2011, 04:59:30 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 04, 2011, 04:57:01 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 04, 2011, 04:56:06 PM
Why does everyone hate on atheists so bad?

Also- did anyone notice: "New Age Mayan Calendar"

the Maya are NEW age?!?!?!?

Everything comes back in style. Sooner or later.  :lulz:

New Agers love nothing more than old shit.  Except maybe quantumz.
Title: Re: Christians intent on destroying world before Mayan gods
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 04, 2011, 05:00:30 PM
Still doesn't answer why everyone hates atheists so much
Title: Re: Christians intent on destroying world before Mayan gods
Post by: Adios on January 04, 2011, 05:00:58 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on January 04, 2011, 04:59:30 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 04, 2011, 04:57:01 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 04, 2011, 04:56:06 PM
Why does everyone hate on atheists so bad?

Also- did anyone notice: "New Age Mayan Calendar"

the Maya are NEW age?!?!?!?

Everything comes back in style. Sooner or later.  :lulz:



New Agers love nothing more than old shit.  Except maybe quantumz.

When do the human sacrifices kick back in, dammit?
Title: Re: Christians intent on destroying world before Mayan gods
Post by: Adios on January 04, 2011, 05:02:20 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 04, 2011, 05:00:30 PM
Still doesn't answer why everyone hates atheists so much

Because they militantly profess a lack of belief in something that doesn't exist.
Title: Re: Christians intent on destroying world before Mayan gods
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 04, 2011, 05:05:48 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 04, 2011, 05:02:20 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 04, 2011, 05:00:30 PM
Still doesn't answer why everyone hates atheists so much

Because they militantly profess a lack of belief in something that doesn't exist.

Not all of em.
In fact, I don't think I've ever mentioned it before now. Maybe once but I don't remember.

Title: Re: Christians intent on destroying world before Mayan gods
Post by: Adios on January 04, 2011, 05:07:09 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 04, 2011, 05:05:48 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 04, 2011, 05:02:20 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 04, 2011, 05:00:30 PM
Still doesn't answer why everyone hates atheists so much

Because they militantly profess a lack of belief in something that doesn't exist.

Not all of em.
In fact, I don't think I've ever mentioned it before now. Maybe once but I don't remember.



Apathetic atheists are the worst of all!  :lulz:
Title: Re: Christians intent on destroying world before Mayan gods
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 04, 2011, 05:09:01 PM
::slap::

Don't make me... ugh, I can never think of what comes next.
Title: Re: Christians intent on destroying world before Mayan gods
Post by: Adios on January 04, 2011, 05:09:42 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 04, 2011, 05:09:01 PM
::slap::

Don't make me... ugh, I can never think of what comes next.

If it involves leather and whips I'm in.
Title: Re: Christians intent on destroying world before Mayan gods
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 04, 2011, 05:49:38 PM
with me it's more likely to involve sitting, drinking and food
i'm really fucking lazy.

apathetic and lazy.
Title: Re: Christians intent on destroying world before Mayan gods
Post by: Adios on January 04, 2011, 06:07:08 PM
a scene from the frighteners just flashed through my mind.

"I love it when they lay still like that"

:lulz:

Hawk,
sick fuck
Title: Re: Christians intent on destroying world before Mayan gods
Post by: Phox on January 04, 2011, 06:15:41 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 04, 2011, 06:07:08 PM
a scene from the frighteners just flashed through my mind.

"I love it when they lay still like that"

:lulz:

Hawk,
sick fuck
:lulz:
Title: Re: Christians intent on destroying world before Mayan gods
Post by: Jasper on January 04, 2011, 08:06:31 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on January 04, 2011, 02:55:33 PM
Why are some Christians so keen on the End Times? Does anyone know if there's an actual psychological profile behind it? I know being any sort of Protestant other than a Lutheran or a Unitarian automatically makes you a little more crazy than others by default, but what's going on here?

Humanity has always dealt with its insignificance by casting itself as the grand cosmic centerpiece, religiously or otherwise.  Hell; in The Grand Design, Stephen Hawking (not a big theist, you may know) remarks that we are in some ways the "lords of creation".
Title: Re: Christians intent on destroying world before Mayan gods
Post by: hooplala on January 04, 2011, 08:08:38 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 04, 2011, 05:00:30 PM
Still doesn't answer why everyone hates atheists so much

I don't.
Title: Re: Christians intent on destroying world before Mayan gods
Post by: Telarus on January 04, 2011, 10:09:17 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on January 04, 2011, 02:59:03 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 04, 2011, 02:57:40 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on January 04, 2011, 02:55:33 PM
Why are some Christians so keen on the End Times? Does anyone know if there's an actual psychological profile behind it? I know being any sort of Protestant other than a Lutheran or a Unitarian automatically makes you a little more crazy than others by default, but what's going on here?

Google Lemmings.

:lulz:

You mean somebody is driving them over a cliff with a bulldozer? I can TOTALLY BUY THAT.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Christians intent on destroying world before Mayan gods
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on January 04, 2011, 10:16:10 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 04, 2011, 05:00:30 PM
Still doesn't answer why everyone hates atheists so much

Richard Dawkins and AngryLittleGirI.

If Carl Sagan was on everyone's mind they wouldn't care.
Title: Re: Christians intent on destroying world before Mayan gods
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on January 04, 2011, 10:18:11 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on January 04, 2011, 08:06:31 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on January 04, 2011, 02:55:33 PM
Why are some Christians so keen on the End Times? Does anyone know if there's an actual psychological profile behind it? I know being any sort of Protestant other than a Lutheran or a Unitarian automatically makes you a little more crazy than others by default, but what's going on here?

Humanity has always dealt with its insignificance by casting itself as the grand cosmic centerpiece, religiously or otherwise.  Hell; in The Grand Design, Stephen Hawking (not a big theist, you may know) remarks that we are in some ways the "lords of creation".

Makes sense
Title: Re: Christians intent on destroying world before Mayan gods
Post by: Jasper on January 04, 2011, 11:06:29 PM
We thought we were the only tribe.  Then we found other tribes. 
We thought we were the only race.  We found other races. 
We thought our world was the center of creation.  We discovered heliocentrism. 
We thought our system was the only one.  We found exoplanets orbiting stars.  We found other galaxies. 
Now we theorize the existence of other universes with different parameters in M-Theory.
All this we have found, all at the expense of our place of pride as the focal point of all reality.

Yet we persist in believing in omnipotent personal benefactors.

We are exactly that stupid.
Title: Re: Christians intent on destroying world before Mayan gods
Post by: Juana on January 05, 2011, 12:22:37 AM
I reeeeally hope they come through here, with their RV caravans. We have two super crazy churches here and I bet they'd come out in force to join them, which would be funny. One of them broke away from the other because they were 'too liberal' and I have no doubt fighting would break out.
Title: Re: Christians intent on destroying world before Mayan gods
Post by: Lies on January 05, 2011, 01:57:07 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on January 04, 2011, 11:06:29 PM
We thought we were the only tribe.  Then we found other tribes. 
We thought we were the only race.  We found other races. 
We thought our world was the center of creation.  We discovered heliocentrism. 
We thought our system was the only one.  We found exoplanets orbiting stars.  We found other galaxies. 
Now we theorize the existence of other universes with different parameters in M-Theory.
All this we have found, all at the expense of our place of pride as the focal point of all reality.

Yet we persist in believing in omnipotent personal benefactors.

We are exactly that stupid.
:potd:
Title: Re: Christians intent on destroying world before Mayan gods
Post by: Jasper on January 05, 2011, 07:55:06 AM
Thanks.  The thought still depresses me though. :kingmeh:

Title: Re: Christians intent on destroying world before Mayan gods
Post by: Kai on January 07, 2011, 01:21:03 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on January 04, 2011, 11:06:29 PM
We thought we were the only tribe.  Then we found other tribes. 
We thought we were the only race.  We found other races. 
We thought our world was the center of creation.  We discovered heliocentrism. 
We thought our system was the only one.  We found exoplanets orbiting stars.  We found other galaxies. 
Now we theorize the existence of other universes with different parameters in M-Theory.
All this we have found, all at the expense of our place of pride as the focal point of all reality.

Yet we persist in believing in omnipotent personal benefactors.

We are exactly that stupid.

I like the quote by Sagan even more.

QuoteIn some respects, science has far surpassed religion in delivering awe. How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, "This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed"? Instead they say, "No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way."

Which is why I will answer, if anyone talks to me about creationism or any other religious claim, "The universe is much greater than these small notions." And leave it at that.
Title: Re: Christians intent on destroying world before Mayan gods
Post by: Kai on January 07, 2011, 01:24:10 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on January 05, 2011, 07:55:06 AM
Thanks.  The thought still depresses me though. :kingmeh:



There's a quote of Antero Alli about moving from being a ruler in the universe or one of the ruled to being a participant. I think it applies.
Title: Re: Christians intent on destroying world before Mayan gods
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 07, 2011, 08:13:25 AM
Quote from: ϗ on January 07, 2011, 01:21:03 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on January 04, 2011, 11:06:29 PM
We thought we were the only tribe.  Then we found other tribes. 
We thought we were the only race.  We found other races. 
We thought our world was the center of creation.  We discovered heliocentrism. 
We thought our system was the only one.  We found exoplanets orbiting stars.  We found other galaxies. 
Now we theorize the existence of other universes with different parameters in M-Theory.
All this we have found, all at the expense of our place of pride as the focal point of all reality.

Yet we persist in believing in omnipotent personal benefactors.

We are exactly that stupid.

I like the quote by Sagan even more.

QuoteIn some respects, science has far surpassed religion in delivering awe. How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, "This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed"? Instead they say, "No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way."

Which is why I will answer, if anyone talks to me about creationism or any other religious claim, "The universe is much greater than these small notions." And leave it at that.

I like this. A lot.