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Christians intent on destroying world before Mayan gods

Started by Cain, January 04, 2011, 11:07:13 AM

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Richter

#15
January 04, 2011, 03:00:38 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on January 04, 2011, 02:07:59 PM
i actually saw one of these folks out in the wild...
i was on a source inspection at one of our vendors and saw a bumper sticker for them.
lady who owned the truck seemed 'normal' enough, so it was kind of strange knowing that the person you're talking to really believes that the end is nigh.

You THINK they'd be acting like oversized children trying to be good for Santa. 
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Cramulus

#16
January 04, 2011, 03:03:51 PM
it's only two days before 5/23

I, for one, am excited!

Epimetheus

#17
January 04, 2011, 03:48:29 PM
Quote...the date of the rapture of believers will take place on May 21, 2011 and that God will destroy this world on October 21, 2011.

FIVE MONTHS WITHOUT THE BELIEVERS!!!  :cheers: :banana: :banana: :banana:
POST-SINGULARITY POCKET ORGASM TOAD OF RIGHTEOUSNESS

Requia ☣

#18
January 04, 2011, 03:50:21 PM
Even better, if this goes down all the hardcore atheists will either have to eat their words or get even crazier.  Really if the world has to end this is the way to do it.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Adios

#19
January 04, 2011, 03:52:56 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on January 04, 2011, 03:50:21 PM
Even better, if this goes down all the hardcore atheists will either have to eat their words or get even crazier.  Really if the world has to end this is the way to do it.

Doesn't matter, I will have no friends in Heaven.

hooplala

#20
January 04, 2011, 03:57:39 PM
There used to be a site up dedicated to taking care of the pets of people who are taken up in the rapture, after the rapture takes place.  It always amused me, but now I can't seem to find the site.  If its gone, we should start it back up.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Adios

#21
January 04, 2011, 03:58:54 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 04, 2011, 03:57:39 PM
There used to be a site up dedicated to taking care of the pets of people who are taken up in the rapture, after the rapture takes place.  It always amused me, but now I can't seem to find the site.  If its gone, we should start it back up.

For a continued food source!

hooplala

#22
January 04, 2011, 04:06:35 PM
Exactly.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Sir Squid Diddimus

#23
January 04, 2011, 04:56:06 PM
Why does everyone hate on atheists so bad?

Also- did anyone notice: "New Age Mayan Calendar"

the Maya are NEW age?!?!?!?

Adios

#24
January 04, 2011, 04:57:01 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 04, 2011, 04:56:06 PM
Why does everyone hate on atheists so bad?

Also- did anyone notice: "New Age Mayan Calendar"

the Maya are NEW age?!?!?!?

Everything comes back in style. Sooner or later.  :lulz:

Epimetheus

#25
January 04, 2011, 04:58:42 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 04, 2011, 03:57:39 PM
There used to be a site up dedicated to taking care of the pets of people who are taken up in the rapture, after the rapture takes place.  It always amused me, but now I can't seem to find the site.  If its gone, we should start it back up.

http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/
POST-SINGULARITY POCKET ORGASM TOAD OF RIGHTEOUSNESS

Requia ☣

#26
January 04, 2011, 04:59:30 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 04, 2011, 04:57:01 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 04, 2011, 04:56:06 PM
Why does everyone hate on atheists so bad?

Also- did anyone notice: "New Age Mayan Calendar"

the Maya are NEW age?!?!?!?

Everything comes back in style. Sooner or later.  :lulz:

New Agers love nothing more than old shit.  Except maybe quantumz.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#27
January 04, 2011, 05:00:30 PM
Still doesn't answer why everyone hates atheists so much

Adios

#28
January 04, 2011, 05:00:58 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on January 04, 2011, 04:59:30 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 04, 2011, 04:57:01 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 04, 2011, 04:56:06 PM
Why does everyone hate on atheists so bad?

Also- did anyone notice: "New Age Mayan Calendar"

the Maya are NEW age?!?!?!?

Everything comes back in style. Sooner or later.  :lulz:



New Agers love nothing more than old shit.  Except maybe quantumz.

When do the human sacrifices kick back in, dammit?

Adios

#29
January 04, 2011, 05:02:20 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 04, 2011, 05:00:30 PM
Still doesn't answer why everyone hates atheists so much

Because they militantly profess a lack of belief in something that doesn't exist.
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