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Started by Cain, January 04, 2011, 11:07:13 AM

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Sir Squid Diddimus

#30
January 04, 2011, 05:05:48 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 04, 2011, 05:02:20 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 04, 2011, 05:00:30 PM
Still doesn't answer why everyone hates atheists so much

Because they militantly profess a lack of belief in something that doesn't exist.

Not all of em.
In fact, I don't think I've ever mentioned it before now. Maybe once but I don't remember.

Adios

#31
January 04, 2011, 05:07:09 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 04, 2011, 05:05:48 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 04, 2011, 05:02:20 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 04, 2011, 05:00:30 PM
Still doesn't answer why everyone hates atheists so much

Because they militantly profess a lack of belief in something that doesn't exist.

Not all of em.
In fact, I don't think I've ever mentioned it before now. Maybe once but I don't remember.



Apathetic atheists are the worst of all!  :lulz:

Sir Squid Diddimus

#32
January 04, 2011, 05:09:01 PM
::slap::

Don't make me... ugh, I can never think of what comes next.

Adios

#33
January 04, 2011, 05:09:42 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 04, 2011, 05:09:01 PM
::slap::

Don't make me... ugh, I can never think of what comes next.

If it involves leather and whips I'm in.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#34
January 04, 2011, 05:49:38 PM
with me it's more likely to involve sitting, drinking and food
i'm really fucking lazy.

apathetic and lazy.

Adios

#35
January 04, 2011, 06:07:08 PM
a scene from the frighteners just flashed through my mind.

"I love it when they lay still like that"

:lulz:

Hawk,
sick fuck

Phox

#36
January 04, 2011, 06:15:41 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 04, 2011, 06:07:08 PM
a scene from the frighteners just flashed through my mind.

"I love it when they lay still like that"

:lulz:

Hawk,
sick fuck
:lulz:

Jasper

#37
January 04, 2011, 08:06:31 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on January 04, 2011, 02:55:33 PM
Why are some Christians so keen on the End Times? Does anyone know if there's an actual psychological profile behind it? I know being any sort of Protestant other than a Lutheran or a Unitarian automatically makes you a little more crazy than others by default, but what's going on here?

Humanity has always dealt with its insignificance by casting itself as the grand cosmic centerpiece, religiously or otherwise.  Hell; in The Grand Design, Stephen Hawking (not a big theist, you may know) remarks that we are in some ways the "lords of creation".

hooplala

#38
January 04, 2011, 08:08:38 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 04, 2011, 05:00:30 PM
Still doesn't answer why everyone hates atheists so much

I don't.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Telarus

#39
January 04, 2011, 10:09:17 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on January 04, 2011, 02:59:03 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 04, 2011, 02:57:40 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on January 04, 2011, 02:55:33 PM
Why are some Christians so keen on the End Times? Does anyone know if there's an actual psychological profile behind it? I know being any sort of Protestant other than a Lutheran or a Unitarian automatically makes you a little more crazy than others by default, but what's going on here?

Google Lemmings.

:lulz:

You mean somebody is driving them over a cliff with a bulldozer? I can TOTALLY BUY THAT.  :lulz:
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Nephew Twiddleton

#40
January 04, 2011, 10:16:10 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 04, 2011, 05:00:30 PM
Still doesn't answer why everyone hates atheists so much

Richard Dawkins and AngryLittleGirI.

If Carl Sagan was on everyone's mind they wouldn't care.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

#41
January 04, 2011, 10:18:11 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on January 04, 2011, 08:06:31 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on January 04, 2011, 02:55:33 PM
Why are some Christians so keen on the End Times? Does anyone know if there's an actual psychological profile behind it? I know being any sort of Protestant other than a Lutheran or a Unitarian automatically makes you a little more crazy than others by default, but what's going on here?

Humanity has always dealt with its insignificance by casting itself as the grand cosmic centerpiece, religiously or otherwise.  Hell; in The Grand Design, Stephen Hawking (not a big theist, you may know) remarks that we are in some ways the "lords of creation".

Makes sense
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Jasper

#42
January 04, 2011, 11:06:29 PM
We thought we were the only tribe.  Then we found other tribes. 
We thought we were the only race.  We found other races. 
We thought our world was the center of creation.  We discovered heliocentrism. 
We thought our system was the only one.  We found exoplanets orbiting stars.  We found other galaxies. 
Now we theorize the existence of other universes with different parameters in M-Theory.
All this we have found, all at the expense of our place of pride as the focal point of all reality.

Yet we persist in believing in omnipotent personal benefactors.

We are exactly that stupid.

Juana

#43
January 05, 2011, 12:22:37 AM
I reeeeally hope they come through here, with their RV caravans. We have two super crazy churches here and I bet they'd come out in force to join them, which would be funny. One of them broke away from the other because they were 'too liberal' and I have no doubt fighting would break out.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Lies

#44
January 05, 2011, 01:57:07 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on January 04, 2011, 11:06:29 PM
We thought we were the only tribe.  Then we found other tribes. 
We thought we were the only race.  We found other races. 
We thought our world was the center of creation.  We discovered heliocentrism. 
We thought our system was the only one.  We found exoplanets orbiting stars.  We found other galaxies. 
Now we theorize the existence of other universes with different parameters in M-Theory.
All this we have found, all at the expense of our place of pride as the focal point of all reality.

Yet we persist in believing in omnipotent personal benefactors.

We are exactly that stupid.
:potd:
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!
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