http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504763_162-20035363-10391704.html
HPV strikes again. Oral sex is now considered the leading cause of oral cancer.
Quote from: Princess Suu the Apostate on February 25, 2011, 02:46:06 AM
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504763_162-20035363-10391704.html
HPV strikes again. Oral sex is now considered the leading cause of oral cancer.
OFUK. Phox is gonna get cancer of the miz-outh. :oops:
:x
Did the maths. Phox is 48 times more likely to get mouth cancer.
Phox,
Sucked 37 dicks.
Quote from: Doktor Phox on February 25, 2011, 02:54:59 AM
Did the maths. Phox is 48 times more likely to get mouth cancer.
Phox,
Sucked 37 dicks.
THIRTY SEVEN?!(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_nE0S8RkkHEU/S74938i7TvI/AAAAAAAAAGc/yRNIA6ceSLo/s1600/clerks-movie.jpg)
Quote from: Princess Suu the Apostate on February 25, 2011, 02:57:30 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on February 25, 2011, 02:54:59 AM
Did the maths. Phox is 48 times more likely to get mouth cancer.
Phox,
Sucked 37 dicks.
THIRTY SEVEN?!
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_nE0S8RkkHEU/S74938i7TvI/AAAAAAAAAGc/yRNIA6ceSLo/s1600/clerks-movie.jpg)
I was worried no one would get it. :awesome:
Not at the same time.
By oral sex, do they only mean bj's, or is carpet munching just as risky?
If so, OFUK.
Quote from: Pastor Miskatonic Zappathruster on February 25, 2011, 03:14:34 AM
By oral sex, do they only mean bj's, or is carpet munching just as risky?
If so, OFUK.
I'm not going to bother doing the math on THAT. I'm pretty sure that would be the point at which "probability" became "certainty".
That would be both. HPV, it lives in yer urethra. It lives in your twat.
Well, damn.
Quote from: Doktor Phox on February 25, 2011, 03:18:12 AM
Quote from: Pastor Miskatonic Zappathruster on February 25, 2011, 03:14:34 AM
By oral sex, do they only mean bj's, or is carpet munching just as risky?
If so, OFUK.
I'm not going to bother doing the math on THAT. I'm pretty sure that would be the point at which "probability" became "certainty".
Certainly having HPV doesn't mean a certainty of cancer. You'll probably be ok.
Probably.
Quote from: Requia ☣ on February 25, 2011, 03:47:25 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on February 25, 2011, 03:18:12 AM
Quote from: Pastor Miskatonic Zappathruster on February 25, 2011, 03:14:34 AM
By oral sex, do they only mean bj's, or is carpet munching just as risky?
If so, OFUK.
I'm not going to bother doing the math on THAT. I'm pretty sure that would be the point at which "probability" became "certainty".
Certainly having HPV doesn't mean a certainty of cancer. You'll probably be ok.
Probably.
HPV causes cancer. Whether or not it causes YOU cancer, however...it's hard to tell. There's HOW many strains of the nasty virus?
Missed point. Was math joke. :lol:
just a note, the strains that cause cancer and the more common strains that cause warts are not the same.
also due to the inability to properly test, we don't know what percentage of the population has at least one strain of hpv. (also because many people have it and are asymptomatic)
ive heard estimates that range from high all the way up to you most certainly have one form or another.
also you probably got a plantar wart on your hand at some point when you were a kid, right?...hpv.
when i dug into sti's and what we know about them, i was really bummed about how much uncertainty, confusion, and conflicting information is out there...
Quote from: Doktor Phox on February 25, 2011, 04:21:45 AM
Missed point. Was math joke. :lol:
I don't do maths. :oops:
Quote from: Princess Suu the Apostate on February 25, 2011, 04:50:26 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on February 25, 2011, 04:21:45 AM
Missed point. Was math joke. :lol:
I don't do maths. :oops:
Eh, it was lame, and not particularly mathematical anyway. More of a pun on the word "probability". :)
FFS, is there anything fun that *doesn't* cause cancer?
-Lies, definitely dying of cancer.
So, it's true: Roger Ebert really is a massive cocksucker.
Quote from: Lies on February 25, 2011, 09:23:04 AM
FFS, is there anything fun that *doesn't* cause cancer?
-Lies, definitely dying of cancer.
Apparently not. So, I have officially decided to stop worrying about it.
I'm callously laughing at:
Quoteadolescent's appetite for oral sex
I'm going to act and think as though I never ever saw this thread.
Fuck you guys! :argh!:
Quote from: Princess Suu the Apostate on February 25, 2011, 03:25:50 AM
That would be both. HPV, it lives in yer urethra. It lives in your twat.
But is one more likely than the other?
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on February 26, 2011, 02:49:25 AM
Quote from: Princess Suu the Apostate on February 25, 2011, 03:25:50 AM
That would be both. HPV, it lives in yer urethra. It lives in your twat.
But is one more likely than the other?
IIRC, men don't always know they have HPV, because they can be carriers with no symptoms. Someone correct me if I'm wrong.
Can we please get back to the part where men and women discuss how awesome it is to have a dick in your mouth?
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on February 26, 2011, 03:06:06 AM
Can we please get back to the part where men and women discuss how awesome it is to have a dick in your mouth?
Oh right. Dicks are fantastic. In my mouth.
Damn. You make it sound good.
I might think about taking that up as a hobby.
Quote from: Doktor Phox on February 26, 2011, 02:52:21 AM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on February 26, 2011, 02:49:25 AM
Quote from: Princess Suu the Apostate on February 25, 2011, 03:25:50 AM
That would be both. HPV, it lives in yer urethra. It lives in your twat.
But is one more likely than the other?
IIRC, men don't always know they have HPV, because they can be carriers with no symptoms. Someone correct me if I'm wrong.
I think anybody can be a carrier with no symptoms.
just to note, chances are you either have some form of HPV, or will at some point in your life....
from http://www.ashastd.org/hpv/hpv_learn_men.cfm
QuoteHow common is HPV?
HPV is the most common sexually transmitted virus. It has been estimated that 75% or more of sexually active Americans will contract HPV sometime in their lives. This means that anyone who has ever had sexual relations has a high chance of being exposed to this virus, but only a small number of women, and even fewer men, infected with HPV develop lesions that are detected or need to be treated. In almost all cases, the immune system will keep the virus under control or get rid of it completely.
Quote from: Iptuous on February 26, 2011, 03:53:11 AM
just to note, chances are you either have some form of HPV, or will at some point in your life....
from http://www.ashastd.org/hpv/hpv_learn_men.cfm
QuoteHow common is HPV?
HPV is the most common sexually transmitted virus. It has been estimated that 75% or more of sexually active Americans will contract HPV sometime in their lives. This means that anyone who has ever had sexual relations has a high chance of being exposed to this virus, but only a small number of women, and even fewer men, infected with HPV develop lesions that are detected or need to be treated. In almost all cases, the immune system will keep the virus under control or get rid of it completely.
Of course the American Socialist Health Association would say that.
Pfffft. Like this is gonna stop my Oral Sexxing Rampage (which though now focused on one person, is still classed as a rampage okay?). Cancer of the mouth is small price to pay for being fuckin awesome, and even awesomer would be telling people how I likely got it
"Yeah, I smoke a lot, and drink coffee and all that shit - but I got mouth cancer cause I give great head!"
Quote from: Payne on February 26, 2011, 10:25:32 AM
Pfffft. Like this is gonna stop my Oral Sexxing Rampage (which though now focused on one person, is still classed as a rampage okay?). Cancer of the mouth is small price to pay for being fuckin awesome, and even awesomer would be telling people how I likely got it
"Yeah, I smoke a lot, and drink coffee and all that shit - but I got mouth cancer cause I give great head!"
Newsfeed.
Quote from: Payne on February 26, 2011, 10:25:32 AM
Pfffft. Like this is gonna stop my Oral Sexxing Rampage (which though now focused on one person, is still classed as a rampage okay?). Cancer of the mouth is small price to pay for being fuckin awesome, and even awesomer would be telling people how I likely got it
"Yeah, I smoke a lot, and drink coffee and all that shit - but I got mouth cancer cause I give great head!"
:mittens:
Quote from: Canis latrans eques on February 26, 2011, 05:50:35 PM
Quote from: Payne on February 26, 2011, 10:25:32 AM
Pfffft. Like this is gonna stop my Oral Sexxing Rampage (which though now focused on one person, is still classed as a rampage okay?). Cancer of the mouth is small price to pay for being fuckin awesome, and even awesomer would be telling people how I likely got it
"Yeah, I smoke a lot, and drink coffee and all that shit - but I got mouth cancer cause I give great head!"
Newsfeed.
YES.
SO, WHAT DO YOU DO?
\
:nigel:
WELL, I'M A CHEF. AND IN MY SPARE TIME I TRY TO BE A CARCINOGEN.
\
:ECH:
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on February 26, 2011, 08:05:01 PM
SO, WHAT DO YOU DO?
\
:nigel:
WELL, I'M A CHEF. AND IN MY SPARE TIME I TRY TO BE A CARCINOGEN.
\
:ECH:
:lulz:
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on February 26, 2011, 08:05:01 PM
SO, WHAT DO YOU DO?
\
:nigel:
WELL, I'M A CHEF. AND IN MY SPARE TIME I TRY TO BE A CARCINOGEN.
\
:ECH:
:lulz:
APPLE TALK OVER. ECH WINS.
I've been putting something off for months. I'm going to start collecting stories of THINGS THAT CAUSE CANCER from magazines and news articles. It would be interesting to see a condensed version of how incredibly fucked you are told you are.
Let's see if I can keep this up for a few years. I might even add heart disease while I'm at it.
Entry #1: Giving head.
EDIT: OK, change of plan. It's going to be a log of every single mundane thing that will supposedly give you a horrible disease.
This site may help:
The Daily Mail Oncological Ontology project (http://thedailymailoncologicalontologyproject.wordpress.com)
"A blog following the Daily Mail's ongoing mission to divide all the inanimate objects in the world into those that cause or cure cancer."
Correlation does not equal causation. For all we know, mouth cancers cause blowjobs. Counterintuitive, eh?
I need a warning sticker now.
Caution: Dimo has been known by the state of Rhode Island to cause cancer of the mouth.
Quote from: Cain on February 28, 2011, 01:01:20 PM
Correlation does not equal causation. For all we know, mouth cancers cause blowjobs. Counterintuitive, eh?
:lulz:
Also, the OP makes me wonder about the changes the HPV vaccine will have on these sorts of stats. The fact it's not being as heavily driven by the medical community in some sectors as it is the media is alarming to me. I know my husband doesn't recommend it for teenaged boys (yet). I'm wondering if/when that will change.
Quote from: Payne on February 26, 2011, 10:25:32 AM
Pfffft. Like this is gonna stop my Oral Sexxing Rampage (which though now focused on one person, is still classed as a rampage okay?). Cancer of the mouth is small price to pay for being fuckin awesome, and even awesomer would be telling people how I likely got it
"Yeah, I smoke a lot, and drink coffee and all that shit - but I got mouth cancer cause I give great head!"
Payne reveals the source of truffpaste
good. it means all the whores i know will die or at least be deformed from mouth cancer. epic win.
Quote from: Lyris_Nymphetamine on March 12, 2011, 03:35:51 PM
good. it means all the whores i know will die or at least be deformed from mouth cancer. epic win.
:|
Quote from: Lyris_Nymphetamine on March 12, 2011, 03:35:51 PM
good. it means all the whores i know will die or at least be deformed from mouth cancer. epic win.
9 months later Lyris_Nymphetamine died of a combination of anal and ear cancers.
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Quote from: Lyris_Nymphetamine on March 12, 2011, 03:35:51 PM
good. it means all the whores i know will die or at least be deformed from mouth cancer. epic win.
9 months later Lyris_Nymphetamine died of a combination of anal and ear cancers.
makes me think of family guy. "once you go black, you go deaf"
Quote from: Lyris_Nymphetamine on March 12, 2011, 03:35:51 PM
good. it means all the whores i know will die or at least be deformed from mouth cancer. epic win.
Sounds like somebody is bitter about not being able to get laid.
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on March 12, 2011, 06:28:09 PM
Quote from: Lyris_Nymphetamine on March 12, 2011, 03:35:51 PM
good. it means all the whores i know will die or at least be deformed from mouth cancer. epic win.
Sounds like somebody is bitter about not being able to get laid.
Or they're bitter because they can't give head properly. One of the two.
Quote from: Nurse Freeky on March 12, 2011, 07:05:45 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on March 12, 2011, 06:28:09 PM
Quote from: Lyris_Nymphetamine on March 12, 2011, 03:35:51 PM
good. it means all the whores i know will die or at least be deformed from mouth cancer. epic win.
Sounds like somebody is bitter about not being able to get laid.
Or they're bitter because they can't give head properly. One of the two.
Or both.
Bearing in mind what Cain said about Correlation not being equal to causation, it might be "Can't get laid or give head, due to the aforesaid bitterness. (Which could be caused by Cancer)
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on February 26, 2011, 08:05:01 PM
SO, WHAT DO YOU DO?
\
:nigel:
WELL, I'M A CHEF. AND IN MY SPARE TIME I TRY TO BE A CARCINOGEN.
\
:ECH:
:mittens: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
This thread made me really Laugh out Loud.
/
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on March 12, 2011, 06:28:09 PM
Quote from: Lyris_Nymphetamine on March 12, 2011, 03:35:51 PM
good. it means all the whores i know will die or at least be deformed from mouth cancer. epic win.
Sounds like somebody is bitter about not being able to get laid.
probably!
I must admit, I'd be a whole lot more worried to find out that they caused cock-cancer.
Quote from: BadBeast on March 13, 2011, 04:34:45 AM
I must admit, I'd be a whole lot more worried to find out that they caused cock-cancer.
Me, I'd be worried but fuck it. Life is too short. And it's still a million times better than smoking which really does *nothing* for you except want to smoke more.
Quote from: Lies on March 13, 2011, 05:39:10 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on March 13, 2011, 04:34:45 AM
I must admit, I'd be a whole lot more worried to find out that they caused cock-cancer.
Me, I'd be worried but fuck it. Life is too short. And it's still a million times better than smoking which really does *nothing* for you except want to smoke more.
Yeah. I mean, at least having sex is GOOD for you, as well as super awesome fun time.
Quote from: Nurse Freeky on March 13, 2011, 07:01:43 AM
Quote from: Lies on March 13, 2011, 05:39:10 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on March 13, 2011, 04:34:45 AM
I must admit, I'd be a whole lot more worried to find out that they caused cock-cancer.
Me, I'd be worried but fuck it. Life is too short. And it's still a million times better than smoking which really does *nothing* for you except want to smoke more.
Yeah. I mean, at least having sex is GOOD for you, as well as super awesome fun time.
Well, except that it causes cancer, but yes, I agree.
Quote from: Lies on March 13, 2011, 07:22:49 AM
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Quote from: Lies on March 13, 2011, 05:39:10 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on March 13, 2011, 04:34:45 AM
I must admit, I'd be a whole lot more worried to find out that they caused cock-cancer.
Me, I'd be worried but fuck it. Life is too short. And it's still a million times better than smoking which really does *nothing* for you except want to smoke more.
Yeah. I mean, at least having sex is GOOD for you, as well as super awesome fun time.
Well, except that it causes cancer, but yes, I agree.
Seems like everything does, these days, so... Why worry?
Quote from: Luna on March 13, 2011, 10:44:23 AM
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Quote from: Lies on March 13, 2011, 05:39:10 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on March 13, 2011, 04:34:45 AM
I must admit, I'd be a whole lot more worried to find out that they caused cock-cancer.
Me, I'd be worried but fuck it. Life is too short. And it's still a million times better than smoking which really does *nothing* for you except want to smoke more.
Yeah. I mean, at least having sex is GOOD for you, as well as super awesome fun time.
Well, except that it causes cancer, but yes, I agree.
Seems like everything does, these days, so... Why worry?
Worrying causes cancer.
Quote from: Lies on March 13, 2011, 07:22:49 AM
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Quote from: Lies on March 13, 2011, 05:39:10 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on March 13, 2011, 04:34:45 AM
I must admit, I'd be a whole lot more worried to find out that they caused cock-cancer.
Me, I'd be worried but fuck it. Life is too short. And it's still a million times better than smoking which really does *nothing* for you except want to smoke more.
Yeah. I mean, at least having sex is GOOD for you, as well as super awesome fun time.
Well, except that it causes cancer, but yes, I agree.
No, it really doesn't.
Did you all not understand the issue at hand? HPV is what's causing the DNA damage. Having unprotected sex with people who have not been tested puts you at greater risk. The way to lower risk is getting tested and only having unprotected sex with people who are tested negative for HPV. That, and getting vaccinated.
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on March 13, 2011, 05:23:24 PM
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Quote from: BadBeast on March 13, 2011, 04:34:45 AM
I must admit, I'd be a whole lot more worried to find out that they caused cock-cancer.
Me, I'd be worried but fuck it. Life is too short. And it's still a million times better than smoking which really does *nothing* for you except want to smoke more.
Yeah. I mean, at least having sex is GOOD for you, as well as super awesome fun time.
Well, except that it causes cancer, but yes, I agree.
No, it really doesn't.
Did you all not understand the issue at hand? HPV is what's causing the DNA damage. Having unprotected sex with people who have not been tested puts you at greater risk. The way to lower risk is getting tested and only having unprotected sex with people who are tested negative for HPV. That, and getting vaccinated.
I was joking but yeah ok lol
Quote from: Lies on March 14, 2011, 04:24:32 AM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on March 13, 2011, 05:23:24 PM
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Quote from: Lies on March 13, 2011, 05:39:10 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on March 13, 2011, 04:34:45 AM
I must admit, I'd be a whole lot more worried to find out that they caused cock-cancer.
Me, I'd be worried but fuck it. Life is too short. And it's still a million times better than smoking which really does *nothing* for you except want to smoke more.
Yeah. I mean, at least having sex is GOOD for you, as well as super awesome fun time.
Well, except that it causes cancer, but yes, I agree.
No, it really doesn't.
Did you all not understand the issue at hand? HPV is what's causing the DNA damage. Having unprotected sex with people who have not been tested puts you at greater risk. The way to lower risk is getting tested and only having unprotected sex with people who are tested negative for HPV. That, and getting vaccinated.
I was joking but yeah ok lol
Great defense for when you know you're wrong and beaten. Just say "Iwaskiddinglololololool" and no one can prove otherwise.
I rate your effort 0/10.
Quote from: Lyris_Nymphetamine on March 14, 2011, 04:37:31 AM
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Quote from: BadBeast on March 13, 2011, 04:34:45 AM
I must admit, I'd be a whole lot more worried to find out that they caused cock-cancer.
Me, I'd be worried but fuck it. Life is too short. And it's still a million times better than smoking which really does *nothing* for you except want to smoke more.
Yeah. I mean, at least having sex is GOOD for you, as well as super awesome fun time.
Well, except that it causes cancer, but yes, I agree.
No, it really doesn't.
Did you all not understand the issue at hand? HPV is what's causing the DNA damage. Having unprotected sex with people who have not been tested puts you at greater risk. The way to lower risk is getting tested and only having unprotected sex with people who are tested negative for HPV. That, and getting vaccinated.
I was joking but yeah ok lol
Great defense for when you know you're wrong and beaten. Just say "Iwaskiddinglololololool" and no one can prove otherwise.
I rate your effort 0/10.
:kingmeh:
Quote from: Lyris_Nymphetamine on March 14, 2011, 04:37:31 AM
Great defense for when you know you're wrong and beaten. Just say "Iwaskiddinglololololool" and no one can prove otherwise.
I rate your effort 0/10.
You should jump off a pier.
Quote from: Nurse Freeky on March 14, 2011, 04:38:48 AM
Quote from: Lyris_Nymphetamine on March 14, 2011, 04:37:31 AM
Great defense for when you know you're wrong and beaten. Just say "Iwaskiddinglololololool" and no one can prove otherwise.
I rate your effort 0/10.
You should jump off a pier.
Jumping off piers is fun, but only in summer, and only when its at nude beaches, and even then it can be pretty disturbing. Fat naked men jiggling through the air as they try to cannon ball off a pier. Not my idea of fun.
Ok maybe it's not so fun.
Quote from: Lyris_Nymphetamine on March 14, 2011, 04:49:12 AM
Quote from: Nurse Freeky on March 14, 2011, 04:38:48 AM
Quote from: Lyris_Nymphetamine on March 14, 2011, 04:37:31 AM
Great defense for when you know you're wrong and beaten. Just say "Iwaskiddinglololololool" and no one can prove otherwise.
I rate your effort 0/10.
You should jump off a pier.
Jumping off piers is fun, but only in summer, and only when its at nude beaches, and even then it can be pretty disturbing. Fat naked men jiggling through the air as they try to cannon ball off a pier. Not my idea of fun.
Ok maybe it's not so fun.
I'm pretty sure she meant "Jump off a pier with something very heavy attached to you".
Quote from: Lies on March 14, 2011, 04:50:17 AM
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Quote from: Nurse Freeky on March 14, 2011, 04:38:48 AM
Quote from: Lyris_Nymphetamine on March 14, 2011, 04:37:31 AM
Great defense for when you know you're wrong and beaten. Just say "Iwaskiddinglololololool" and no one can prove otherwise.
I rate your effort 0/10.
You should jump off a pier.
Jumping off piers is fun, but only in summer, and only when its at nude beaches, and even then it can be pretty disturbing. Fat naked men jiggling through the air as they try to cannon ball off a pier. Not my idea of fun.
Ok maybe it's not so fun.
I'm pretty sure she meant "Jump off a pier with something very heavy attached to you".
Something like her?
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Quote from: Lyris_Nymphetamine on March 14, 2011, 04:37:31 AM
Great defense for when you know you're wrong and beaten. Just say "Iwaskiddinglololololool" and no one can prove otherwise.
I rate your effort 0/10.
You should jump off a pier.
Jumping off piers is fun, but only in summer, and only when its at nude beaches, and even then it can be pretty disturbing. Fat naked men jiggling through the air as they try to cannon ball off a pier. Not my idea of fun.
Ok maybe it's not so fun.
I'm pretty sure she meant "Jump off a pier with something very heavy attached to you".
Something like her?
Something like her, but not her. A statue replica of her would be a good start.
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Quote from: Lyris_Nymphetamine on March 14, 2011, 04:37:31 AM
Great defense for when you know you're wrong and beaten. Just say "Iwaskiddinglololololool" and no one can prove otherwise.
I rate your effort 0/10.
You should jump off a pier.
Jumping off piers is fun, but only in summer, and only when its at nude beaches, and even then it can be pretty disturbing. Fat naked men jiggling through the air as they try to cannon ball off a pier. Not my idea of fun.
Ok maybe it's not so fun.
I'm pretty sure she meant "Jump off a pier with something very heavy attached to you".
Something like her?
Something like her, but not her. A statue replica of her would be a good start.
That'd involve too many months of labor working on the replica. Until I own Somalia and can thus force children to work for 5c a day I think this plan is a moot point.
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Quote from: Lyris_Nymphetamine on March 14, 2011, 04:37:31 AM
Great defense for when you know you're wrong and beaten. Just say "Iwaskiddinglololololool" and no one can prove otherwise.
I rate your effort 0/10.
You should jump off a pier.
Jumping off piers is fun, but only in summer, and only when its at nude beaches, and even then it can be pretty disturbing. Fat naked men jiggling through the air as they try to cannon ball off a pier. Not my idea of fun.
Ok maybe it's not so fun.
I'm pretty sure she meant "Jump off a pier with something very heavy attached to you".
Something like her?
Something like her, but not her. A statue replica of her would be a good start.
That'd involve too many months of labor working on the replica. Until I own Somalia and can thus force children to work for 5c a day I think this plan is a moot point.
It's ok, a big heavy rock will do just fine.
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Quote from: Lyris_Nymphetamine on March 14, 2011, 04:49:12 AM
Quote from: Nurse Freeky on March 14, 2011, 04:38:48 AM
Quote from: Lyris_Nymphetamine on March 14, 2011, 04:37:31 AM
Great defense for when you know you're wrong and beaten. Just say "Iwaskiddinglololololool" and no one can prove otherwise.
I rate your effort 0/10.
You should jump off a pier.
Jumping off piers is fun, but only in summer, and only when its at nude beaches, and even then it can be pretty disturbing. Fat naked men jiggling through the air as they try to cannon ball off a pier. Not my idea of fun.
Ok maybe it's not so fun.
I'm pretty sure she meant "Jump off a pier with something very heavy attached to you".
Something like her?
Something like her, but not her. A statue replica of her would be a good start.
That'd involve too many months of labor working on the replica. Until I own Somalia and can thus force children to work for 5c a day I think this plan is a moot point.
It's ok, a big heavy rock will do just fine.
How heavy are we talking?
As heavy as the girls you've probably given mouth and or cervical cancer to? Because I think it'd be a bit difficult to get that moved off a pier.
Quote from: Lyris_Nymphetamine on March 14, 2011, 05:33:58 AM
Quote from: Lies on March 14, 2011, 05:11:21 AM
Quote from: Lyris_Nymphetamine on March 14, 2011, 05:03:09 AM
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Quote from: Lyris_Nymphetamine on March 14, 2011, 04:56:01 AM
Quote from: Lies on March 14, 2011, 04:50:17 AM
Quote from: Lyris_Nymphetamine on March 14, 2011, 04:49:12 AM
Quote from: Nurse Freeky on March 14, 2011, 04:38:48 AM
Quote from: Lyris_Nymphetamine on March 14, 2011, 04:37:31 AM
Great defense for when you know you're wrong and beaten. Just say "Iwaskiddinglololololool" and no one can prove otherwise.
I rate your effort 0/10.
You should jump off a pier.
Jumping off piers is fun, but only in summer, and only when its at nude beaches, and even then it can be pretty disturbing. Fat naked men jiggling through the air as they try to cannon ball off a pier. Not my idea of fun.
Ok maybe it's not so fun.
I'm pretty sure she meant "Jump off a pier with something very heavy attached to you".
Something like her?
Something like her, but not her. A statue replica of her would be a good start.
That'd involve too many months of labor working on the replica. Until I own Somalia and can thus force children to work for 5c a day I think this plan is a moot point.
It's ok, a big heavy rock will do just fine.
How heavy are we talking?
As heavy as the girls you've probably given mouth and or cervical cancer to? Because I think it'd be a bit difficult to get that moved off a pier.
Heavy enough to hold you down under the water and drown you, really. It's not that hard to figure out. Do I really have to spell this out to you? I thought you were stupid, but I didn't realise *how* stupid you are.
Can I name this one Fuckface III? Imma do it anyway.
So, Fuckface III, you really should just shut up now. Consider this your only warning.
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 14, 2011, 05:10:28 PM
Can I name this one Fuckface III? Imma do it anyway.
So, Fuckface III, you really should just shut up now. Consider this your only warning.
Yeah, fuckface! Get ready to be beaten down. Grrr! Internet ain't so safe now is it motherfucker! Shit just got real! Bam!
Quote from: Placid Dingo on March 14, 2011, 05:23:17 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 14, 2011, 05:10:28 PM
Can I name this one Fuckface III? Imma do it anyway.
So, Fuckface III, you really should just shut up now. Consider this your only warning.
Yeah, fuckface! Get ready to be beaten down. Grrr! Internet ain't so safe now is it motherfucker! Shit just got real! Bam!
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: Placid Dingo on March 14, 2011, 05:23:17 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 14, 2011, 05:10:28 PM
Can I name this one Fuckface III? Imma do it anyway.
So, Fuckface III, you really should just shut up now. Consider this your only warning.
Yeah, fuckface! Get ready to be beaten down. Grrr! Internet ain't so safe now is it motherfucker! Shit just got real! Bam!
:lulz:
Discordians: the most hardcore motherfuckers to hit the internet since the WBC.
Actually, Lies, it wouldn't even have to be something very heavy. Just a little heavy, enough to make moving difficult.
Bricks on a string, maybe, attached to all four limbs. Like the great big cinder block ones.
Quote from: Lyris_Nymphetamine on March 15, 2011, 10:17:22 AM
Discordians: the most hardcore motherfuckers to hit the internet since the WBC.
Pfft. We ruled the Internet before those fucks.
Quote from: Placid Dingo on March 14, 2011, 05:23:17 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 14, 2011, 05:10:28 PM
Can I name this one Fuckface III? Imma do it anyway.
So, Fuckface III, you really should just shut up now. Consider this your only warning.
Yeah, fuckface! Get ready to be beaten down. Grrr! Internet ain't so safe now is it motherfucker! Shit just got real! Bam!
:lulz::potd: :lulz:
That is so newsfeed it's absurd.
Done. :lulz:
Quote from: Lyris_Nymphetamine on March 12, 2011, 03:35:51 PM
good. it means all the whores i know will die or at least be deformed from mouth cancer. epic win.
You're a cunt.
Just saying.
They need to change the Steak and BJ day to Heart Attack and Mouth Cancer day
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 09:08:06 PM
Quote from: Lyris_Nymphetamine on March 12, 2011, 03:35:51 PM
good. it means all the whores i know will die or at least be deformed from mouth cancer. epic win.
You're a cunt.
Just saying.
Gotta be something in life.
Quote from: BadBeast on March 21, 2011, 12:02:26 AM
Quote from: Lyris_Nymphetamine on March 20, 2011, 11:31:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 09:08:06 PM
Quote from: Lyris_Nymphetamine on March 12, 2011, 03:35:51 PM
good. it means all the whores i know will die or at least be deformed from mouth cancer. epic win.
You're a cunt.
Just saying.
Gotta be something in life.
Try Harder.
Bit hard to live up to the reputation of some people on this forum. That level of cuntary is legendary and unachievable to us regular cunts.
Quote from: Lyris_Nymphetamine on March 21, 2011, 01:39:32 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on March 21, 2011, 12:02:26 AM
Quote from: Lyris_Nymphetamine on March 20, 2011, 11:31:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 09:08:06 PM
Quote from: Lyris_Nymphetamine on March 12, 2011, 03:35:51 PM
good. it means all the whores i know will die or at least be deformed from mouth cancer. epic win.
You're a cunt.
Just saying.
Gotta be something in life.
Try Harder.
Bit hard to live up to the reputation of some people on this forum. That level of cuntary is legendary and unachievable to us regular cunts.
Got a good point, Fuckface III. It's hard for even someone as accomplished as
me to compete with the likes Roger and ECH in cuntery. On the brightside, you are in the highest echelons of fuckfacery. That's consolation, right?
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 21, 2011, 01:43:20 PM
Quote from: Lyris_Nymphetamine on March 21, 2011, 01:39:32 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on March 21, 2011, 12:02:26 AM
Quote from: Lyris_Nymphetamine on March 20, 2011, 11:31:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 09:08:06 PM
Quote from: Lyris_Nymphetamine on March 12, 2011, 03:35:51 PM
good. it means all the whores i know will die or at least be deformed from mouth cancer. epic win.
You're a cunt.
Just saying.
Gotta be something in life.
Try Harder.
Bit hard to live up to the reputation of some people on this forum. That level of cuntary is legendary and unachievable to us regular cunts.
Got a good point, Fuckface III. It's hard for even someone as accomplished as me to compete with the likes Roger and ECH in cuntery. On the brightside, you are in the highest echelons of fuckfacery. That's consolation, right?
Don't be so modest, Phox. You're magnificent when you put your mind to it.
This one, however, barely registers as an annoyance. Kinda reminds me of one of those little yapdogs desperately trying to get attention. The good news is that the type either seems to either learn not to piddle on the rug and acts like a real member, or wander off.
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 21, 2011, 01:43:20 PM
Quote from: Lyris_Nymphetamine on March 21, 2011, 01:39:32 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on March 21, 2011, 12:02:26 AM
Quote from: Lyris_Nymphetamine on March 20, 2011, 11:31:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 09:08:06 PM
Quote from: Lyris_Nymphetamine on March 12, 2011, 03:35:51 PM
good. it means all the whores i know will die or at least be deformed from mouth cancer. epic win.
You're a cunt.
Just saying.
Gotta be something in life.
Try Harder.
Bit hard to live up to the reputation of some people on this forum. That level of cuntary is legendary and unachievable to us regular cunts.
Got a good point, Fuckface III. It's hard for even someone as accomplished as me to compete with the likes Roger and ECH in cuntery. On the brightside, you are in the highest echelons of fuckfacery. That's consolation, right?
I'll use my powers of fuckfacery as a stepping stone to cuntery.
Who the fuck is this person?
Nobody.
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