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BJs cause mouf cancers.

Started by Suu, February 25, 2011, 02:46:06 AM

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Don Coyote

#45
March 12, 2011, 03:41:53 PM
Quote from: Lyris_Nymphetamine on March 12, 2011, 03:35:51 PM
good. it means all the whores i know will die or at least be deformed from mouth cancer. epic win.

9 months later Lyris_Nymphetamine died of a combination of anal and ear cancers.

Lyris_Nymphetamine

#46
March 12, 2011, 03:49:58 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 12, 2011, 03:41:53 PM
Quote from: Lyris_Nymphetamine on March 12, 2011, 03:35:51 PM
good. it means all the whores i know will die or at least be deformed from mouth cancer. epic win.

9 months later Lyris_Nymphetamine died of a combination of anal and ear cancers.

makes me think of family guy. "once you go black, you go deaf"

East Coast Hustle

#47
March 12, 2011, 06:28:09 PM
Quote from: Lyris_Nymphetamine on March 12, 2011, 03:35:51 PM
good. it means all the whores i know will die or at least be deformed from mouth cancer. epic win.

Sounds like somebody is bitter about not being able to get laid.
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#48
March 12, 2011, 07:05:45 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on March 12, 2011, 06:28:09 PM
Quote from: Lyris_Nymphetamine on March 12, 2011, 03:35:51 PM
good. it means all the whores i know will die or at least be deformed from mouth cancer. epic win.

Sounds like somebody is bitter about not being able to get laid.

Or they're bitter because they can't give head properly.  One of the two.

Phox

#49
March 12, 2011, 08:07:44 PM
Quote from: Nurse Freeky on March 12, 2011, 07:05:45 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on March 12, 2011, 06:28:09 PM
Quote from: Lyris_Nymphetamine on March 12, 2011, 03:35:51 PM
good. it means all the whores i know will die or at least be deformed from mouth cancer. epic win.

Sounds like somebody is bitter about not being able to get laid.

Or they're bitter because they can't give head properly.  One of the two.
Or both.

BadBeast

#50
March 12, 2011, 09:12:50 PM Last Edit: March 12, 2011, 09:15:03 PM by BadBeast
Bearing in mind what Cain said about Correlation not being equal to causation, it might be "Can't get laid or give head, due to the aforesaid bitterness. (Which could be caused by Cancer)
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Aucoq

#51
March 12, 2011, 09:20:00 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on February 26, 2011, 08:05:01 PM
SO, WHAT DO YOU DO?
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WELL, I'M A CHEF. AND IN MY SPARE TIME I TRY TO BE A CARCINOGEN.
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:ECH:

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#52
March 12, 2011, 11:27:43 PM
This thread made me really Laugh out Loud.
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Lyris_Nymphetamine

#53
March 13, 2011, 03:33:22 AM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on March 12, 2011, 06:28:09 PM
Quote from: Lyris_Nymphetamine on March 12, 2011, 03:35:51 PM
good. it means all the whores i know will die or at least be deformed from mouth cancer. epic win.

Sounds like somebody is bitter about not being able to get laid.

probably!

BadBeast

#54
March 13, 2011, 04:34:45 AM
I must admit, I'd be a whole lot more worried to find out that they caused cock-cancer.   
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Lies

#55
March 13, 2011, 05:39:10 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on March 13, 2011, 04:34:45 AM
I must admit, I'd be a whole lot more worried to find out that they caused cock-cancer.   
Me, I'd be worried but fuck it. Life is too short. And it's still a million times better than smoking which really does *nothing* for you except want to smoke more.
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Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
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Freeky

#56
March 13, 2011, 07:01:43 AM
Quote from: Lies on March 13, 2011, 05:39:10 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on March 13, 2011, 04:34:45 AM
I must admit, I'd be a whole lot more worried to find out that they caused cock-cancer.   
Me, I'd be worried but fuck it. Life is too short. And it's still a million times better than smoking which really does *nothing* for you except want to smoke more.

Yeah. I mean, at least having sex is GOOD for you, as well as super awesome fun time.

Lies

#57
March 13, 2011, 07:22:49 AM
Quote from: Nurse Freeky on March 13, 2011, 07:01:43 AM
Quote from: Lies on March 13, 2011, 05:39:10 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on March 13, 2011, 04:34:45 AM
I must admit, I'd be a whole lot more worried to find out that they caused cock-cancer.   
Me, I'd be worried but fuck it. Life is too short. And it's still a million times better than smoking which really does *nothing* for you except want to smoke more.

Yeah. I mean, at least having sex is GOOD for you, as well as super awesome fun time.
Well, except that it causes cancer, but yes, I agree.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Luna

#58
March 13, 2011, 10:44:23 AM
Quote from: Lies on March 13, 2011, 07:22:49 AM
Quote from: Nurse Freeky on March 13, 2011, 07:01:43 AM
Quote from: Lies on March 13, 2011, 05:39:10 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on March 13, 2011, 04:34:45 AM
I must admit, I'd be a whole lot more worried to find out that they caused cock-cancer.   
Me, I'd be worried but fuck it. Life is too short. And it's still a million times better than smoking which really does *nothing* for you except want to smoke more.

Yeah. I mean, at least having sex is GOOD for you, as well as super awesome fun time.
Well, except that it causes cancer, but yes, I agree.

Seems like everything does, these days, so...  Why worry?
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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Lyris_Nymphetamine

#59
March 13, 2011, 03:28:30 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 13, 2011, 10:44:23 AM
Quote from: Lies on March 13, 2011, 07:22:49 AM
Quote from: Nurse Freeky on March 13, 2011, 07:01:43 AM
Quote from: Lies on March 13, 2011, 05:39:10 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on March 13, 2011, 04:34:45 AM
I must admit, I'd be a whole lot more worried to find out that they caused cock-cancer.   
Me, I'd be worried but fuck it. Life is too short. And it's still a million times better than smoking which really does *nothing* for you except want to smoke more.

Yeah. I mean, at least having sex is GOOD for you, as well as super awesome fun time.
Well, except that it causes cancer, but yes, I agree.

Seems like everything does, these days, so...  Why worry?

Worrying causes cancer.
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