BJs cause mouf cancers.

[Kai]

I must admit, I'd be a whole lot more worried to find out that they caused cock-cancer.   

Me, I'd be worried but fuck it. Life is too short. And it's still a million times better than smoking which really does *nothing* for you except want to smoke more.

Yeah. I mean, at least having sex is GOOD for you, as well as super awesome fun time.

Well, except that it causes cancer, but yes, I agree.

No, it really doesn't.

Did you all not understand the issue at hand? HPV is what's causing the DNA damage. Having unprotected sex with people who have not been tested puts you at greater risk. The way to lower risk is getting tested and only having unprotected sex with people who are tested negative for HPV. That, and getting vaccinated.

[Lies]

I must admit, I'd be a whole lot more worried to find out that they caused cock-cancer.   

Me, I'd be worried but fuck it. Life is too short. And it's still a million times better than smoking which really does *nothing* for you except want to smoke more.

Yeah. I mean, at least having sex is GOOD for you, as well as super awesome fun time.

Well, except that it causes cancer, but yes, I agree.

No, it really doesn't.

Did you all not understand the issue at hand? HPV is what's causing the DNA damage. Having unprotected sex with people who have not been tested puts you at greater risk. The way to lower risk is getting tested and only having unprotected sex with people who are tested negative for HPV. That, and getting vaccinated.

I was joking but yeah ok lol

[Lyris_Nymphetamine]

I must admit, I'd be a whole lot more worried to find out that they caused cock-cancer.   

Me, I'd be worried but fuck it. Life is too short. And it's still a million times better than smoking which really does *nothing* for you except want to smoke more.

Yeah. I mean, at least having sex is GOOD for you, as well as super awesome fun time.

Well, except that it causes cancer, but yes, I agree.

No, it really doesn't.

Did you all not understand the issue at hand? HPV is what's causing the DNA damage. Having unprotected sex with people who have not been tested puts you at greater risk. The way to lower risk is getting tested and only having unprotected sex with people who are tested negative for HPV. That, and getting vaccinated.

I was joking but yeah ok lol

Great defense for when you know you're wrong and beaten. Just say "Iwaskiddinglololololool" and no one can prove otherwise.

I rate your effort 0/10.

[Lies]

I must admit, I'd be a whole lot more worried to find out that they caused cock-cancer.   

Me, I'd be worried but fuck it. Life is too short. And it's still a million times better than smoking which really does *nothing* for you except want to smoke more.

Yeah. I mean, at least having sex is GOOD for you, as well as super awesome fun time.

Well, except that it causes cancer, but yes, I agree.

No, it really doesn't.

Did you all not understand the issue at hand? HPV is what's causing the DNA damage. Having unprotected sex with people who have not been tested puts you at greater risk. The way to lower risk is getting tested and only having unprotected sex with people who are tested negative for HPV. That, and getting vaccinated.

I was joking but yeah ok lol

Great defense for when you know you're wrong and beaten. Just say "Iwaskiddinglololololool" and no one can prove otherwise.

I rate your effort 0/10.

[Freeky]

Great defense for when you know you're wrong and beaten. Just say "Iwaskiddinglololololool" and no one can prove otherwise.

I rate your effort 0/10.

You should jump off a pier.

[Lyris_Nymphetamine]

Great defense for when you know you're wrong and beaten. Just say "Iwaskiddinglololololool" and no one can prove otherwise.

I rate your effort 0/10.

You should jump off a pier.

Jumping off piers is fun, but only in summer, and only when its at nude beaches, and even then it can be pretty disturbing. Fat naked men jiggling through the air as they try to cannon ball off a pier. Not my idea of fun.
Ok maybe it's not so fun.

[Lies]

Great defense for when you know you're wrong and beaten. Just say "Iwaskiddinglololololool" and no one can prove otherwise.

I rate your effort 0/10.

You should jump off a pier.

Jumping off piers is fun, but only in summer, and only when its at nude beaches, and even then it can be pretty disturbing. Fat naked men jiggling through the air as they try to cannon ball off a pier. Not my idea of fun.
Ok maybe it's not so fun.

I'm pretty sure she meant "Jump off a pier with something very heavy attached to you".

[Lyris_Nymphetamine]

Great defense for when you know you're wrong and beaten. Just say "Iwaskiddinglololololool" and no one can prove otherwise.

I rate your effort 0/10.

You should jump off a pier.

Jumping off piers is fun, but only in summer, and only when its at nude beaches, and even then it can be pretty disturbing. Fat naked men jiggling through the air as they try to cannon ball off a pier. Not my idea of fun.
Ok maybe it's not so fun.

I'm pretty sure she meant "Jump off a pier with something very heavy attached to you".

Something like her?

[Lies]

Great defense for when you know you're wrong and beaten. Just say "Iwaskiddinglololololool" and no one can prove otherwise.

I rate your effort 0/10.

You should jump off a pier.

Jumping off piers is fun, but only in summer, and only when its at nude beaches, and even then it can be pretty disturbing. Fat naked men jiggling through the air as they try to cannon ball off a pier. Not my idea of fun.
Ok maybe it's not so fun.

I'm pretty sure she meant "Jump off a pier with something very heavy attached to you".

Something like her?

Something like her, but not her. A statue replica of her would be a good start.

[Lyris_Nymphetamine]

Great defense for when you know you're wrong and beaten. Just say "Iwaskiddinglololololool" and no one can prove otherwise.

I rate your effort 0/10.

You should jump off a pier.

Jumping off piers is fun, but only in summer, and only when its at nude beaches, and even then it can be pretty disturbing. Fat naked men jiggling through the air as they try to cannon ball off a pier. Not my idea of fun.
Ok maybe it's not so fun.

I'm pretty sure she meant "Jump off a pier with something very heavy attached to you".

Something like her?

Something like her, but not her. A statue replica of her would be a good start.

That'd involve too many months of labor working on the replica. Until I own Somalia and can thus force children to work for 5c a day I think this plan is a moot point.

[Lies]

Great defense for when you know you're wrong and beaten. Just say "Iwaskiddinglololololool" and no one can prove otherwise.

I rate your effort 0/10.

You should jump off a pier.

Jumping off piers is fun, but only in summer, and only when its at nude beaches, and even then it can be pretty disturbing. Fat naked men jiggling through the air as they try to cannon ball off a pier. Not my idea of fun.
Ok maybe it's not so fun.

I'm pretty sure she meant "Jump off a pier with something very heavy attached to you".

Something like her?

Something like her, but not her. A statue replica of her would be a good start.

That'd involve too many months of labor working on the replica. Until I own Somalia and can thus force children to work for 5c a day I think this plan is a moot point.

It's ok, a big heavy rock will do just fine.

[Lyris_Nymphetamine]

Great defense for when you know you're wrong and beaten. Just say "Iwaskiddinglololololool" and no one can prove otherwise.

I rate your effort 0/10.

You should jump off a pier.

Jumping off piers is fun, but only in summer, and only when its at nude beaches, and even then it can be pretty disturbing. Fat naked men jiggling through the air as they try to cannon ball off a pier. Not my idea of fun.
Ok maybe it's not so fun.

I'm pretty sure she meant "Jump off a pier with something very heavy attached to you".

Something like her?

Something like her, but not her. A statue replica of her would be a good start.

That'd involve too many months of labor working on the replica. Until I own Somalia and can thus force children to work for 5c a day I think this plan is a moot point.

It's ok, a big heavy rock will do just fine.

How heavy are we talking?
As heavy as the girls you've probably given mouth and or cervical cancer to? Because I think it'd be a bit difficult to get that moved off a pier.

[Lies]

Great defense for when you know you're wrong and beaten. Just say "Iwaskiddinglololololool" and no one can prove otherwise.

I rate your effort 0/10.

You should jump off a pier.

Jumping off piers is fun, but only in summer, and only when its at nude beaches, and even then it can be pretty disturbing. Fat naked men jiggling through the air as they try to cannon ball off a pier. Not my idea of fun.
Ok maybe it's not so fun.

I'm pretty sure she meant "Jump off a pier with something very heavy attached to you".

Something like her?

Something like her, but not her. A statue replica of her would be a good start.

That'd involve too many months of labor working on the replica. Until I own Somalia and can thus force children to work for 5c a day I think this plan is a moot point.

It's ok, a big heavy rock will do just fine.

How heavy are we talking?
As heavy as the girls you've probably given mouth and or cervical cancer to? Because I think it'd be a bit difficult to get that moved off a pier.

Heavy enough to hold you down under the water and drown you, really. It's not that hard to figure out. Do I really have to spell this out to you? I thought you were stupid, but I didn't realise *how* stupid you are.

[Phox]

Can I name this one Fuckface III? Imma do it anyway.

So, Fuckface III, you really should just shut up now.  Consider this your only warning.

[Placid Dingo]

Can I name this one Fuckface III? Imma do it anyway.

So, Fuckface III, you really should just shut up now.  Consider this your only warning.

Yeah, fuckface! Get ready to be beaten down. Grrr! Internet ain't so safe now is it motherfucker! Shit just got real! Bam!