Roger calls the monkeys near,
"Come to me and learn some fear,
For I hate the little children of the world;
I will take you by the hands,
Leave you in the desert sands,
For I hate the stinking monkeys of the world."
Refrain
Roger hates the little children,
All the children of the world.
Red and yellow, black and white,
All are monkeys in His sight,
Roger hates the little children of the world.
Roger is the Reverend true,
And He'll stick it to you,
For He hates the little children of the world;
He's a horrible bastard great and strong,
And He'll show you all what's wrong,
For He hates the little children of the world.
Refrain
I am coming, "Bob", to Thee,
And Your salesman I will be,
For You hate the stinking merehumes of the world;
And Your cash I'll always bear,
And for You I'll do and dare,
For You hate the little children of the world.
Refrain
Take that, Ray Stevens, you teabagging shitmuncher.
:lulz: :mittens: A singalong fit for any kindergarten.
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:mittens:
I love it!!!
Fuck yeah, Roger.
I wanna sing this at a karaoke bar!
BLUNDERFUL
I just had an image of a choir of adorable little porchmonkeys singing this...
Quote from: Luna on March 03, 2011, 03:05:23 PM
I just had an image of a choir of adorable little porchmonkeys singing this...
Please to rephrase?
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on March 03, 2011, 03:10:59 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 03, 2011, 03:05:23 PM
I just had an image of a choir of adorable little porchmonkeys singing this...
Please to rephrase?
Porchmonkeys: Children, the age range between rugrats and yard apes. (Old enough to walk, not old enough to be trusted not to run into the road and disrupt traffic.)
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In the south, porchmonkey and yard ape are derogatory terms for black children.
Ah. My liberal white guilt kicked in there for a second... I guess I cross-wired "porchmonkey" with the common term for a slave that worked in the main house, rather than the fields.
Understandably, I was confused why you'd use the term. My bad. Carry on.
Was unaware of the southern connotation. Was widely used where I grew up for kids in general in that age range. :oops:
Quote from: Luna on March 03, 2011, 03:22:04 PM
Was unaware of the southern connotation. Was widely used where I grew up for kids in general in that age range. :oops:
No worries. It was widely used where I grew up too, you just got your mouth washed out with soap when you said it :lulz:
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on March 03, 2011, 03:20:56 PM
Ah. My liberal white guilt kicked in there for a second... I guess I cross-wired "porchmonkey" with the common term for a slave that worked in the main house, rather than the fields.
Understandably, I was confused why you'd use the term. My bad. Carry on.
It's okay, we're taking it back.
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Quote from: Khara on March 03, 2011, 03:30:33 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 03, 2011, 03:22:04 PM
Was unaware of the southern connotation. Was widely used where I grew up for kids in general in that age range. :oops:
No worries. It was widely used where I grew up too, you just got your mouth washed out with soap when you said it :lulz:
Heh. Soap would be a blessing. We had willow trees in back. Nothing worse than, "go fetch a switch."
Quote from: Luna on March 03, 2011, 03:38:43 PM
Quote from: Khara on March 03, 2011, 03:30:33 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 03, 2011, 03:22:04 PM
Was unaware of the southern connotation. Was widely used where I grew up for kids in general in that age range. :oops:
No worries. It was widely used where I grew up too, you just got your mouth washed out with soap when you said it :lulz:
Heh. Soap would be a blessing. We had willow trees in back. Nothing worse than, "go fetch a switch."
Fuck no. We had both. Switches ruin an afternoon. Soap ruins your whole day.