Get a better spot in heaven. You don't want to spend eternity with the Christian conservatives, right?
So post ITT, and I will assign you a grail-like quest for you to prove yourself with. Posting your location is desireable, but not necessary (I know where many of you are, after all). If you can't afford postage to send the results, post pics. If you can't do that, I will assign someone in your area to verify your new state of grace.
First up: Freeky must bring me a beer mat from the worst bar in the Legal District.
What the hell, why not...
I mean, O NOBLE SIR, I ENDEVOR TO FULFILL WHATEVER MENIAL TASK I DESERVE!
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on March 11, 2011, 05:25:23 PM
What the hell, why not...
I mean, O NOBLE SIR, I ENDEVOR TO FULFILL WHATEVER MENIAL TASK I DESERVE!
You will send me a
used swatch of tape used to hold a tranny's dick down. The new mailing address will be PM'd to you.
Well. Here goes....
:lulz:
One used Tuck Tape, coming right up...
I'm game. What have you got for old Sig?
Quote from: Princess Suu the Apostate on March 11, 2011, 05:30:11 PM
Well. Here goes....
You will send me a photo, audio recording, or flash film of someone losing their Goddamn mind at the German Club. It is permissible to arrange said losing of shit for this purpose, provided the shit-losing is genuine.
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 11, 2011, 05:32:10 PM
I'm game. What have you got for old Sig?
Which city are you in, again?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 05:33:21 PM
Quote from: Princess Suu the Apostate on March 11, 2011, 05:30:11 PM
Well. Here goes....
You will send me a photo, audio recording, or flash film of someone losing their Goddamn mind at the German Club. It is permissible to arrange said losing of shit for this purpose, provided the shit-losing is genuine.
Oh man, I think I may already have something for this. :lulz:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 05:33:44 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 11, 2011, 05:32:10 PM
I'm game. What have you got for old Sig?
Which city are you in, again?
Portland. But kindly don't ask me to send you a necklace of hipster ears. I'd want to keep it.
I'm am in desperate need of becoming more Holy™. Guide me oh Master...
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 11, 2011, 05:36:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 05:33:44 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 11, 2011, 05:32:10 PM
I'm game. What have you got for old Sig?
Which city are you in, again?
Portland. But kindly don't ask me to send you a necklace of hipster ears. I'd want to keep it.
You will brave the Nigel Demon-Goddess at an art gallery opening, and send me a pic of yourself pleading for your life.
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 11, 2011, 05:36:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 05:33:44 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 11, 2011, 05:32:10 PM
I'm game. What have you got for old Sig?
Which city are you in, again?
Portland. But kindly don't ask me to send you a necklace of hipster ears. I'd want to keep it.
The plug earrings should make convenient holes for the string.
I BESEECH THEE, OH GREAT AND WISE MAD PROPHET OF HORROR! WHAT TASK FOR ME COALESCES FROM THE AETHERS OF GREAT TUCSON?
Quote from: Khara on March 11, 2011, 05:40:10 PM
I'm am in desperate need of becoming more Holy™. Guide me oh Master...
You will send or post a pic of you standing next to the City limit sign of East St Louis.
Quote from: Unqualified on March 11, 2011, 05:40:50 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 11, 2011, 05:36:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 05:33:44 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 11, 2011, 05:32:10 PM
I'm game. What have you got for old Sig?
Which city are you in, again?
Portland. But kindly don't ask me to send you a necklace of hipster ears. I'd want to keep it.
The plug earrings should make convenient holes for the string.
I BESEECH THEE, OH GREAT AND WISE MAD PROPHET OF HORROR! WHAT TASK FOR ME COALESCES FROM THE AETHERS OF GREAT TUCSON?
Your general location?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 05:40:30 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 11, 2011, 05:36:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 05:33:44 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 11, 2011, 05:32:10 PM
I'm game. What have you got for old Sig?
Which city are you in, again?
Portland. But kindly don't ask me to send you a necklace of hipster ears. I'd want to keep it.
You will brave the Nigel Demon-Goddess at an art gallery opening, and send me a pic of yourself pleading for your life.
I'll do it!
...If I plead unsuccessfully, do I still get into the Roger lounge in heaven?
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 11, 2011, 05:42:42 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 05:40:30 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 11, 2011, 05:36:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 05:33:44 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 11, 2011, 05:32:10 PM
I'm game. What have you got for old Sig?
Which city are you in, again?
Portland. But kindly don't ask me to send you a necklace of hipster ears. I'd want to keep it.
You will brave the Nigel Demon-Goddess at an art gallery opening, and send me a pic of yourself pleading for your life.
I'll do it!
...If I plead unsuccessfully, do I still get into the Roger lounge in heaven?
No, it turns out that God only rewards actual success. Technically, if you die and I still get a pic, though, it counts and you get into the lounge.
I'll consider a task.
on it
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 05:42:11 PM
Quote from: Unqualified on March 11, 2011, 05:40:50 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 11, 2011, 05:36:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 05:33:44 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 11, 2011, 05:32:10 PM
I'm game. What have you got for old Sig?
Which city are you in, again?
Portland. But kindly don't ask me to send you a necklace of hipster ears. I'd want to keep it.
The plug earrings should make convenient holes for the string.
I BESEECH THEE, OH GREAT AND WISE MAD PROPHET OF HORROR! WHAT TASK FOR ME COALESCES FROM THE AETHERS OF GREAT TUCSON?
Your general location?
I live in the Canada. Fredericton, to be precise.
Quote from: Requia ☣ on March 11, 2011, 05:47:51 PM
I'll consider a task.
You'll what? This is A HOLY RELIGIOUS QUEST, not a low-priority maintenance request. Did Hercules "consider" his 12 tasks? Did he mull over the Augean Stables for a bit? No, he fucking didn't. Either sign up for a quest, or spend eternity with Tammy Faye Bakker. Your choice.
Fine, I'll do it.
Quote from: Unqualified on March 11, 2011, 05:49:16 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 05:42:11 PM
Quote from: Unqualified on March 11, 2011, 05:40:50 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 11, 2011, 05:36:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 05:33:44 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 11, 2011, 05:32:10 PM
I'm game. What have you got for old Sig?
Which city are you in, again?
Portland. But kindly don't ask me to send you a necklace of hipster ears. I'd want to keep it.
The plug earrings should make convenient holes for the string.
I BESEECH THEE, OH GREAT AND WISE MAD PROPHET OF HORROR! WHAT TASK FOR ME COALESCES FROM THE AETHERS OF GREAT TUCSON?
Your general location?
I live in the Canada. Fredericton, to be precise.
You will send me a used tea bag...Red Rose Tea, to be exact. Address in PM.
What the hell, I'm pretty bored these days.
Quote from: Princess Suu the Apostate on March 11, 2011, 05:34:08 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 05:33:21 PM
Quote from: Princess Suu the Apostate on March 11, 2011, 05:30:11 PM
Well. Here goes....
You will send me a photo, audio recording, or flash film of someone losing their Goddamn mind at the German Club. It is permissible to arrange said losing of shit for this purpose, provided the shit-losing is genuine.
Oh man, I think I may already have something for this. :lulz:
ofuk, she'll have this shit done and uploaded by tomorrow night...
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on March 11, 2011, 05:53:18 PM
What the hell, I'm pretty bored these days.
Where the hell ARE you, these days? :lulz:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 05:52:36 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on March 11, 2011, 05:50:53 PM
Fine, I'll do it.
Location?
Salt Lake City.
I will not perform any task that involves a trip to Provo, or anywhere south of Taylorsville really. An afterlife does me no good if I get my soul eaten.
Quote from: Requia ☣ on March 11, 2011, 05:55:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 05:52:36 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on March 11, 2011, 05:50:53 PM
Fine, I'll do it.
Location?
Salt Lake City.
I will not perform any task that involves a trip to Provo, or anywhere south of Taylorsville really. An afterlife does me no good if I get my soul eaten.
You will obtain a hymn/sermon programme from THE Temple, and shoot it my way.
Address in PM.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 05:55:00 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on March 11, 2011, 05:53:18 PM
What the hell, I'm pretty bored these days.
Where the hell ARE you, these days? :lulz:
He's in a boat, off the coast of japan, taking herculean dumps off the side. Haven't you been watching the news today?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 05:56:52 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on March 11, 2011, 05:55:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 05:52:36 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on March 11, 2011, 05:50:53 PM
Fine, I'll do it.
Location?
Salt Lake City.
I will not perform any task that involves a trip to Provo, or anywhere south of Taylorsville really. An afterlife does me no good if I get my soul eaten.
You will obtain a hymn/sermon programme from THE Temple, and shoot it my way.
Address in PM.
This may take a while, the public isn't allowed in.
I already have an holy religious quest to trick out a sarcophagus with reactive paint and neon chasers but I'm up for another if you don't mind splitting my immortal soul with Nephthys (she gets the bottom half) :fap:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 05:55:00 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on March 11, 2011, 05:53:18 PM
What the hell, I'm pretty bored these days.
Where the hell ARE you, these days? :lulz:
Portland, mostly, though I take any opportunity to get the hell out for a weekend. I think I'm approaching the end of my run of "OK, this place is full of new-age tards and uncompetitive losers but at least I can have fun imposing my will on this place anytime I want". It's getting boring, Roger. These people are so apathetic they can't even be provoked into reacting. The only social circle I feel any sort of kinship with are the grizzled old perverts at the bear bar. I'm thinking of moving to the south just to get my edge back.
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 11, 2011, 05:59:38 PM
I already have an holy religious quest to trick out a sarcophagus with reactive paint and neon chasers but I'm up for another if you don't mind splitting my immortal soul with Nephthys (she gets the bottom half) :fap:
Check your bible, spirit sex is done through the ear. You want to give Roger the bottom half.
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on March 11, 2011, 06:00:16 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 05:55:00 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on March 11, 2011, 05:53:18 PM
What the hell, I'm pretty bored these days.
Where the hell ARE you, these days? :lulz:
Portland, mostly, though I take any opportunity to get the hell out for a weekend. I think I'm approaching the end of my run of "OK, this place is full of new-age tards and uncompetitive losers but at least I can have fun imposing my will on this place anytime I want". It's getting boring, Roger. These people are so apathetic they can't even be provoked into reacting. The only social circle I feel any sort of kinship with are the grizzled old perverts at the bear bar. I'm thinking of moving to the south just to get my edge back.
You will, in front of at least one PD Portland witness of your choosing, knock a hipster off of his fixie. This can be made to look like an accident. No pics or recording will be necessary, in keeping with the KYFMS rule. The hipster should be moving at the time for extra Holy Goodness™, but isn't actually required.
If the fixies aren't out for the summer yet, you may alternately hassle the fuck out of a New Age/Hipster store owner, and post some form of recording.
It's actually hard to tell a bike is a fixie just by looking at it in passing. Would a tall bike be an acceptable substitute?
Also, Siggy, I think this means we're going to have to take an afternoon and visit a few head shops and/or vintage clothing stores.
Quote from: Requia ☣ on March 11, 2011, 05:55:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 05:52:36 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on March 11, 2011, 05:50:53 PM
Fine, I'll do it.
Location?
Salt Lake City.
I will not perform any task that involves a trip to Provo, or anywhere south of Taylorsville really. An afterlife does me no good if I get my soul eaten.
If I can go to East St. Louis dude..... I mean seriously.
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on March 11, 2011, 06:00:16 PM
Portland, mostly, though I take any opportunity to get the hell out for a weekend. I think I'm approaching the end of my run of "OK, this place is full of new-age tards and uncompetitive losers but at least I can have fun imposing my will on this place anytime I want". It's getting boring, Roger. These people are so apathetic they can't even be provoked into reacting. The only social circle I feel any sort of kinship with are the grizzled old perverts at the bear bar. I'm thinking of moving to the south just to get my edge back.
ECH, come to St. Louis, everything is well fucked up with no hope possible in the near future..... AND you can help in my evil plan to destroy Budweiser....
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on March 11, 2011, 06:06:41 PM
It's actually hard to tell a bike is a fixie just by looking at it in passing. Would a tall bike be an acceptable substitute?
Also, Siggy, I think this means we're going to have to take an afternoon and visit a few head shops and/or vintage clothing stores.
1. Yes.
2. Yes.
3. Completing both quests makes you even extra-holier, and unlocks the secret pipe level.
Quote from: Khara on March 11, 2011, 06:07:33 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on March 11, 2011, 05:55:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 05:52:36 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on March 11, 2011, 05:50:53 PM
Fine, I'll do it.
Location?
Salt Lake City.
I will not perform any task that involves a trip to Provo, or anywhere south of Taylorsville really. An afterlife does me no good if I get my soul eaten.
If I can go to East St. Louis dude..... I mean seriously.
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on March 11, 2011, 06:00:16 PM
Portland, mostly, though I take any opportunity to get the hell out for a weekend. I think I'm approaching the end of my run of "OK, this place is full of new-age tards and uncompetitive losers but at least I can have fun imposing my will on this place anytime I want". It's getting boring, Roger. These people are so apathetic they can't even be provoked into reacting. The only social circle I feel any sort of kinship with are the grizzled old perverts at the bear bar. I'm thinking of moving to the south just to get my edge back.
ECH, come to St. Louis, everything is well fucked up with no hope possible in the near future..... AND you can help in my evil plan to destroy Budweiser....
Last time I went to St. Louis they were doing some bridge construction or something and I got tricked into taking the wrong exit and ended up lost by the trainyards in ESL. It was the first time in almost 10 years that I felt the need to drive around with my handgun in my lap. The Lou clearly doesn't want me there. It can probably
sense my abject hatred for Bud.
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on March 11, 2011, 06:11:40 PM
Quote from: Khara on March 11, 2011, 06:07:33 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on March 11, 2011, 05:55:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 05:52:36 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on March 11, 2011, 05:50:53 PM
Fine, I'll do it.
Location?
Salt Lake City.
I will not perform any task that involves a trip to Provo, or anywhere south of Taylorsville really. An afterlife does me no good if I get my soul eaten.
If I can go to East St. Louis dude..... I mean seriously.
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on March 11, 2011, 06:00:16 PM
Portland, mostly, though I take any opportunity to get the hell out for a weekend. I think I'm approaching the end of my run of "OK, this place is full of new-age tards and uncompetitive losers but at least I can have fun imposing my will on this place anytime I want". It's getting boring, Roger. These people are so apathetic they can't even be provoked into reacting. The only social circle I feel any sort of kinship with are the grizzled old perverts at the bear bar. I'm thinking of moving to the south just to get my edge back.
ECH, come to St. Louis, everything is well fucked up with no hope possible in the near future..... AND you can help in my evil plan to destroy Budweiser....
Last time I went to St. Louis they were doing some bridge construction or something and I got tricked into taking the wrong exit and ended up lost by the trainyards in ESL. It was the first time in almost 10 years that I felt the need to drive around with my handgun in my lap. The Lou clearly doesn't want me there. It can probably sense my abject hatred for Bud.
:oops: yeah they are working on that bridge again..... StL has forgiven me my hatred of Bud I think because I have provided them with three offspring who :cry:
like it here :cry:
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on March 11, 2011, 06:11:40 PM
Quote from: Khara on March 11, 2011, 06:07:33 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on March 11, 2011, 05:55:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 05:52:36 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on March 11, 2011, 05:50:53 PM
Fine, I'll do it.
Location?
Salt Lake City.
I will not perform any task that involves a trip to Provo, or anywhere south of Taylorsville really. An afterlife does me no good if I get my soul eaten.
If I can go to East St. Louis dude..... I mean seriously.
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on March 11, 2011, 06:00:16 PM
Portland, mostly, though I take any opportunity to get the hell out for a weekend. I think I'm approaching the end of my run of "OK, this place is full of new-age tards and uncompetitive losers but at least I can have fun imposing my will on this place anytime I want". It's getting boring, Roger. These people are so apathetic they can't even be provoked into reacting. The only social circle I feel any sort of kinship with are the grizzled old perverts at the bear bar. I'm thinking of moving to the south just to get my edge back.
ECH, come to St. Louis, everything is well fucked up with no hope possible in the near future..... AND you can help in my evil plan to destroy Budweiser....
Last time I went to St. Louis they were doing some bridge construction or something and I got tricked into taking the wrong exit and ended up lost by the trainyards in ESL. It was the first time in almost 10 years that I felt the need to drive around with my handgun in my lap. The Lou clearly doesn't want me there. It can probably sense my abject hatred for Bud.
That happens to everyone...They don't mark shit. When I moved to AZ, I got lost in the construction zone looking for 44, and wound up in East St Louis, facing the wrong way into a one-lane street full of junkies, in a 24 foot Rider truck with a van on the trailer.
Bwahaha! I'm in. My life is going to be boring after wednesday. Finals week coming up, then a lot of nothing.
I'm in, but heaven is out of the question. According to Suu my last PSA has in fact scored me an adjascent condo in hell.
Quote from: Richter on March 11, 2011, 06:52:03 PM
I'm in, but heaven is out of the question. According to Suu my last PSA has in fact scored me an adjascent condo in hell.
You will find me the
worst science fiction novel ever. Era is unimportant, as is the condition of the book. You can send it back with the Hunter S Thompson stuff.
Quote from: Requia ☣ on March 11, 2011, 05:58:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 05:56:52 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on March 11, 2011, 05:55:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 05:52:36 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on March 11, 2011, 05:50:53 PM
Fine, I'll do it.
Location?
Salt Lake City.
I will not perform any task that involves a trip to Provo, or anywhere south of Taylorsville really. An afterlife does me no good if I get my soul eaten.
You will obtain a hymn/sermon programme from THE Temple, and shoot it my way.
Address in PM.
This may take a while, the public isn't allowed in.
Methodology means nothing.
Count me in.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 06:54:17 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on March 11, 2011, 05:58:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 05:56:52 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on March 11, 2011, 05:55:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 05:52:36 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on March 11, 2011, 05:50:53 PM
Fine, I'll do it.
Location?
Salt Lake City.
I will not perform any task that involves a trip to Provo, or anywhere south of Taylorsville really. An afterlife does me no good if I get my soul eaten.
You will obtain a hymn/sermon programme from THE Temple, and shoot it my way.
Address in PM.
This may take a while, the public isn't allowed in.
Methodology means nothing.
Just figuring out the best way to do it while staying out of prison (literally, the church has a small army of rent-a-cops based downtown).
Quote from: Luna on March 11, 2011, 06:54:35 PM
Count me in.
You will see that Richter's facial hair goes away. There are no limits on strategy, here. Convince him, get him drunk, bludgeon him unconscious and break out the razor, you name it. Pics to be posted at PD.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 06:56:32 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 11, 2011, 06:54:35 PM
Count me in.
You will see that Richter's facial hair goes away. There are no limits on strategy, here. Convince him, get him drunk, bludgeon him unconscious and break out the razor, you name it. Pics to be posted at PD.
ofuk.
Quote from: Requia ☣ on March 11, 2011, 06:55:48 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 06:54:17 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on March 11, 2011, 05:58:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 05:56:52 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on March 11, 2011, 05:55:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 05:52:36 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on March 11, 2011, 05:50:53 PM
Fine, I'll do it.
Location?
Salt Lake City.
I will not perform any task that involves a trip to Provo, or anywhere south of Taylorsville really. An afterlife does me no good if I get my soul eaten.
You will obtain a hymn/sermon programme from THE Temple, and shoot it my way.
Address in PM.
This may take a while, the public isn't allowed in.
Methodology means nothing.
Just figuring out the best way to do it while staying out of prison (literally, the church has a small army of rent-a-cops based downtown).
So get a Mormon to snag you a copy.
Martyrdom is all well and good, but not required.
Quote from: Luna on March 11, 2011, 06:56:52 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 06:56:32 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 11, 2011, 06:54:35 PM
Count me in.
You will see that Richter's facial hair goes away. There are no limits on strategy, here. Convince him, get him drunk, bludgeon him unconscious and break out the razor, you name it. Pics to be posted at PD.
ofuk.
Pics will include some sort of sign, etc, that indicates the date, or mentions this quest.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 06:58:01 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 11, 2011, 06:56:52 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 06:56:32 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 11, 2011, 06:54:35 PM
Count me in.
You will see that Richter's facial hair goes away. There are no limits on strategy, here. Convince him, get him drunk, bludgeon him unconscious and break out the razor, you name it. Pics to be posted at PD.
ofuk.
Pics will include some sort of sign, etc, that indicates the date, or mentions this quest.
This one might take awhile...
I take my Holiness seriously. What can the whale's vagi--I mean San Diego do for you?
...and I cringe at doing anything having to do with military bases...
reporting in from DFW TX, oh Holy Taskmaster!
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 06:53:43 PM
Quote from: Richter on March 11, 2011, 06:52:03 PM
I'm in, but heaven is out of the question. According to Suu my last PSA has in fact scored me an adjascent condo in hell.
You will find me the worst science fiction novel ever. Era is unimportant, as is the condition of the book. You can send it back with the Hunter S Thompson stuff.
I already have a few candidates, including stuff that was never published.
Gimmie! This should be fun considering I can see Sarah Palin from my house.
Quote from: Alty on March 11, 2011, 07:40:14 PM
Gimmie! This should be fun considering I can see Sarah Palin from my house.
Dunno what Roger will give you, but I'd give 10 Official Luna Pointz for a picture of a steaming dump on her lawn.
Quote from: Jenne on March 11, 2011, 07:27:08 PM
I take my Holiness seriously. What can the whale's vagi--I mean San Diego do for you?
...and I cringe at doing anything having to do with military bases...
Yours is interesting. There's no timeline, and no proof required. Strictly honor system.
The next time your inlaws dump on you, you will call them on it,
on the spot, in no uncertain terms.
See? Holy™ AND fun! :lulz:
Quote from: Iptuous on March 11, 2011, 07:33:43 PM
reporting in from DFW TX, oh Holy Taskmaster!
You will go to the Texas-ist steakhouse within range, and order a vegan-type salad. Audio recording to MP3, to be sent to my email addie. If hilarious enough, it will go on the weekly blast to Suu's radio show.
Quote from: Alty on March 11, 2011, 07:40:14 PM
Gimmie! This should be fun considering I can see Sarah Palin from my house.
You will make 20 or more copies of a flyer demanding the repatriation of Bristol Palin from Phoenix, and post them in conspicious places. At least one should go near the one other Alaskan liberal's house.
Pics of at least 3 of the posterings to be posted here.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 09:01:22 PM
Quote from: Jenne on March 11, 2011, 07:27:08 PM
I take my Holiness seriously. What can the whale's vagi--I mean San Diego do for you?
...and I cringe at doing anything having to do with military bases...
Yours is interesting. There's no timeline, and no proof required. Strictly honor system.
The next time your inlaws dump on you, you will call them on it, on the spot, in no uncertain terms.
See? Holy™ AND fun! :lulz:
Shit. And you KNEW they were coming to the house tomorrow, didn't you? For a reading of the Koran at a mosque followed by dinner at said mosque then dessert HERE, chez Jenne!
There's a certain evil to your madness, Your Holiness...
Quote from: Jenne on March 11, 2011, 09:22:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 09:01:22 PM
Quote from: Jenne on March 11, 2011, 07:27:08 PM
I take my Holiness seriously. What can the whale's vagi--I mean San Diego do for you?
...and I cringe at doing anything having to do with military bases...
Yours is interesting. There's no timeline, and no proof required. Strictly honor system.
The next time your inlaws dump on you, you will call them on it, on the spot, in no uncertain terms.
See? Holy™ AND fun! :lulz:
Shit. And you KNEW they were coming to the house tomorrow, didn't you? For a reading of the Koran at a mosque followed by dinner at said mosque then dessert HERE, chez Jenne!
There's a certain evil to your madness, Your Holiness...
You're going to enjoy it so much, you may never stop. :lulz:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 09:23:32 PM
Quote from: Jenne on March 11, 2011, 09:22:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 09:01:22 PM
Quote from: Jenne on March 11, 2011, 07:27:08 PM
I take my Holiness seriously. What can the whale's vagi--I mean San Diego do for you?
...and I cringe at doing anything having to do with military bases...
Yours is interesting. There's no timeline, and no proof required. Strictly honor system.
The next time your inlaws dump on you, you will call them on it, on the spot, in no uncertain terms.
See? Holy™ AND fun! :lulz:
Shit. And you KNEW they were coming to the house tomorrow, didn't you? For a reading of the Koran at a mosque followed by dinner at said mosque then dessert HERE, chez Jenne!
There's a certain evil to your madness, Your Holiness...
You're going to enjoy it so much, you may never stop. :lulz:
There's going to be a large amount of truth in that.
Quote from: Jenne on March 11, 2011, 09:27:10 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 09:23:32 PM
Quote from: Jenne on March 11, 2011, 09:22:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 09:01:22 PM
Quote from: Jenne on March 11, 2011, 07:27:08 PM
I take my Holiness seriously. What can the whale's vagi--I mean San Diego do for you?
...and I cringe at doing anything having to do with military bases...
Yours is interesting. There's no timeline, and no proof required. Strictly honor system.
The next time your inlaws dump on you, you will call them on it, on the spot, in no uncertain terms.
See? Holy™ AND fun! :lulz:
Shit. And you KNEW they were coming to the house tomorrow, didn't you? For a reading of the Koran at a mosque followed by dinner at said mosque then dessert HERE, chez Jenne!
There's a certain evil to your madness, Your Holiness...
You're going to enjoy it so much, you may never stop. :lulz:
There's going to be a large amount of truth in that.
Yep. Your house, there's no reason to put up with bullshit.
Especially criticisms of said house, household, etc.
Squish them. Like bug. <--- Uday's $0.02
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 09:03:35 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on March 11, 2011, 07:33:43 PM
reporting in from DFW TX, oh Holy Taskmaster!
You will go to the Texas-ist steakhouse within range, and order a vegan-type salad. Audio recording to MP3, to be sent to my email addie. If hilarious enough, it will go on the weekly blast to Suu's radio show.
i should have known that you would send me on a suicide mission. :argh!:
jesus. i just did a google search for 'steakhouse 75249' and the resulting map looks like a cautionary tale for some horrible sti. i'll try to see if i can find one where the guy serves the food wearing a butchers smock or something...
Quote from: Iptuous on March 11, 2011, 09:32:43 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 09:03:35 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on March 11, 2011, 07:33:43 PM
reporting in from DFW TX, oh Holy Taskmaster!
You will go to the Texas-ist steakhouse within range, and order a vegan-type salad. Audio recording to MP3, to be sent to my email addie. If hilarious enough, it will go on the weekly blast to Suu's radio show.
i should have known that you would send me on a suicide mission. :argh!:
jesus. i just did a google search for 'steakhouse 75249' and the resulting map looks like a cautionary tale for some horrible sti. i'll try to see if i can find one where the guy serves the food wearing a butchers smock or something...
If their "special" weighs more than 3 pounds, that's the one.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 09:34:03 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on March 11, 2011, 09:32:43 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 09:03:35 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on March 11, 2011, 07:33:43 PM
reporting in from DFW TX, oh Holy Taskmaster!
You will go to the Texas-ist steakhouse within range, and order a vegan-type salad. Audio recording to MP3, to be sent to my email addie. If hilarious enough, it will go on the weekly blast to Suu's radio show.
i should have known that you would send me on a suicide mission. :argh!:
jesus. i just did a google search for 'steakhouse 75249' and the resulting map looks like a cautionary tale for some horrible sti. i'll try to see if i can find one where the guy serves the food wearing a butchers smock or something...
If their "special" weighs more than 3 pounds, that's the one.
oh! i know the place! it's called trail dust steakhouse. it's one of those places where they cut off your tie if you wear one and hang it on the wall. all the servers are in full cowboy attire and do line dances.
it's where all the japanese business men are taken for 'that real texas experience.'
Quote from: Iptuous on March 11, 2011, 09:41:02 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 09:34:03 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on March 11, 2011, 09:32:43 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 09:03:35 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on March 11, 2011, 07:33:43 PM
reporting in from DFW TX, oh Holy Taskmaster!
You will go to the Texas-ist steakhouse within range, and order a vegan-type salad. Audio recording to MP3, to be sent to my email addie. If hilarious enough, it will go on the weekly blast to Suu's radio show.
i should have known that you would send me on a suicide mission. :argh!:
jesus. i just did a google search for 'steakhouse 75249' and the resulting map looks like a cautionary tale for some horrible sti. i'll try to see if i can find one where the guy serves the food wearing a butchers smock or something...
If their "special" weighs more than 3 pounds, that's the one.
oh! i know the place! it's called trail dust steakhouse. it's one of those places where they cut off your tie if you wear one and hang it on the wall. all the servers are in full cowboy attire and do line dances.
it's where all the japanese business men are taken for 'that real texas experience.'
You're shitting me. :lulz:
I'm in. I'm sure you know where my general location is.
Quote from: Lies on March 11, 2011, 09:46:12 PM
I'm in. I'm sure you know where my general location is.
You will be pointlessly, amazingly, over-the-top-to-the-point-of-rudeness NICE to the next person that you are forced (as opposed to wanting) to deal with. Saccharine, we're talking here.
Write up the convo and post it here.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 09:48:26 PM
Quote from: Lies on March 11, 2011, 09:46:12 PM
I'm in. I'm sure you know where my general location is.
You will be pointlessly, amazingly, over-the-top-to-the-point-of-rudeness NICE to the next person that you are forced (as opposed to wanting) to deal with. Saccharine, we're talking here.
Write up the convo and post it here.
Done. I'll try and go one step further if I can and get video evidence.
Quote from: Lies on March 11, 2011, 09:50:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 09:48:26 PM
Quote from: Lies on March 11, 2011, 09:46:12 PM
I'm in. I'm sure you know where my general location is.
You will be pointlessly, amazingly, over-the-top-to-the-point-of-rudeness NICE to the next person that you are forced (as opposed to wanting) to deal with. Saccharine, we're talking here.
Write up the convo and post it here.
Done. I'll try and go one step further if I can and get video evidence.
That would be even holier. :lulz: Beatific, damn near.
Do I get extra bonus holy points if I manage a few crack dealer/smoker pics? I mean If I'm gonna be in the EStL I may as well make the most of it right?
I'm not sure I could get to hooker alley without getting shot or I'd try that too :lulz:
Quote from: Khara on March 11, 2011, 09:57:47 PM
Do I get extra bonus holy points if I manage a few crack dealer/smoker pics? I mean I'f I'm gonna be in the EStL I may as well make the most of it right?
No, martyrdom is not required or encouraged.
TGRR,
Doesn't want you seen photographing a dealer.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 09:44:57 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on March 11, 2011, 09:41:02 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 09:34:03 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on March 11, 2011, 09:32:43 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 09:03:35 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on March 11, 2011, 07:33:43 PM
reporting in from DFW TX, oh Holy Taskmaster!
You will go to the Texas-ist steakhouse within range, and order a vegan-type salad. Audio recording to MP3, to be sent to my email addie. If hilarious enough, it will go on the weekly blast to Suu's radio show.
i should have known that you would send me on a suicide mission. :argh!:
jesus. i just did a google search for 'steakhouse 75249' and the resulting map looks like a cautionary tale for some horrible sti. i'll try to see if i can find one where the guy serves the food wearing a butchers smock or something...
If their "special" weighs more than 3 pounds, that's the one.
oh! i know the place! it's called trail dust steakhouse. it's one of those places where they cut off your tie if you wear one and hang it on the wall. all the servers are in full cowboy attire and do line dances.
it's where all the japanese business men are taken for 'that real texas experience.'
You're shitting me. :lulz:
aaah. it's a bust.
even though it's a texas parody of texas, they still have a decent selection of salads. :(
if i order a ten dollar ceasar, they'll just think i'm a pansy and bring it out without much ado...
Quote from: Iptuous on March 11, 2011, 10:01:30 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 09:44:57 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on March 11, 2011, 09:41:02 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 09:34:03 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on March 11, 2011, 09:32:43 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 09:03:35 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on March 11, 2011, 07:33:43 PM
reporting in from DFW TX, oh Holy Taskmaster!
You will go to the Texas-ist steakhouse within range, and order a vegan-type salad. Audio recording to MP3, to be sent to my email addie. If hilarious enough, it will go on the weekly blast to Suu's radio show.
i should have known that you would send me on a suicide mission. :argh!:
jesus. i just did a google search for 'steakhouse 75249' and the resulting map looks like a cautionary tale for some horrible sti. i'll try to see if i can find one where the guy serves the food wearing a butchers smock or something...
If their "special" weighs more than 3 pounds, that's the one.
oh! i know the place! it's called trail dust steakhouse. it's one of those places where they cut off your tie if you wear one and hang it on the wall. all the servers are in full cowboy attire and do line dances.
it's where all the japanese business men are taken for 'that real texas experience.'
You're shitting me. :lulz:
aaah. it's a bust.
even though it's a texas parody of texas, they still have a decent selection of salads. :(
if i order a ten dollar ceasar, they'll just think i'm a pansy and bring it out without much ado...
WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO TEXAS? :x
Instead, go to the local cowtown bar and order a sasaparilla. If that doesn't have any effect, rename Texas to "Portlandia".
Phox here. Carbondale, IL. Within reasonable driving distance of Kentucky, Missouri, and Indiana. GIVE ME A MISSION!
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 06:57:18 PM
So get a Mormon to snag you a copy.
Martyrdom is all well and good, but not required.
None of the Mormons I know are allowed in either. You have to do all sorts of shit like turn over ten percent of your income to the church and not (get caught) drinking coffee or booze, not get divorced without church approval, things like that.
I'm thinking I'll track down the print shop they come from or the garbage bin they end up in.
Sock it to me.
Alright, give me my quest!
I'm still in Australia.
(PS just don't make me fight a kangaroo, those things are nasty.)
Holy me up, Reverend! Central Alberta region.
Oh dear, I'm scared to ask but I know I'll regret it if I don't.
What's my quest?
Quote from: ☄ · · · N E T · · · ☄ on March 11, 2011, 11:27:42 PM
Sock it to me.
You will design a WOMP commemorating all the soldiers who died to keep the Philippines American.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philippine%E2%80%93American_War
Quote from: Rumckle on March 11, 2011, 11:48:14 PM
Alright, give me my quest!
I'm still in Australia.
(PS just don't make me fight a kangaroo, those things are nasty.)
You will write 3 emails to the Canadian prime minister, complaining of their hideous excuse for tea.
CC to me.
Quote from: Remington on March 11, 2011, 11:57:17 PM
Holy me up, Reverend! Central Alberta region.
You will write 3 emails to the Australian PM, making fun of his nose. CC to me.
Quote from: leln on March 12, 2011, 12:27:16 AM
Oh dear, I'm scared to ask but I know I'll regret it if I don't.
What's my quest?
You must thwart Luna's quest, by protecting Richter's facial hair.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 12, 2011, 12:54:28 AM
Quote from: leln on March 12, 2011, 12:27:16 AM
Oh dear, I'm scared to ask but I know I'll regret it if I don't.
What's my quest?
You must thwart Luna's quest, by protecting Richter's facial hair.
This made me go
:magick:
I BESEECHETH THEE TO GRANTETH ME A QUEST FORWITH I MAYETH ENTERETH THE GREASTETH PLACE IN THE HEAVENS.
I am somewhere in Seattle, near Pikes Market for remainder of this day. If not.....Fort Lewis.
Reverend, I am asking of you a quest MOST HOLY. I beseech thee.
Quote from: aedh on March 12, 2011, 01:13:05 AM
I BESEECHETH THEE TO GRANTETH ME A QUEST FORWITH I MAYETH ENTERETH THE GREASTETH PLACE IN THE HEAVENS.
I am somewhere in Seattle, near Pikes Market for remainder of this day. If not.....Fort Lewis.
You will seek out Josh Mills at Fort Lewis, and drink many bourbon with him. He is infantry, that's your only other clue.
Tell him Roger sent you.
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on March 12, 2011, 01:32:45 AM
Reverend, I am asking of you a quest MOST HOLY. I beseech thee.
You will make a pilgrimage to either Toronto, Providence, or Tucson at the earliest feasible date. You will then either hang out with Hoops & Rhizome, the Providence jackasses, or the Tucson spags, you will do horrible things, and forget about school/work for a minimum of one (1) week. When you are done, you will document the shenanigans via post and pics.
If your pilgrimage is to Toronto, you will visit the sad, decayed remnants of the Expo.
If your pilgrimage is to Providence, you will taste of the mighty Quahog at the crab shack.
If your pilgrimage is to Tucson, you will visit The Wall and leave a suitable sacrifice. Bourbon, soup, and lard is the usual combination.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 12, 2011, 12:54:28 AM
Quote from: leln on March 12, 2011, 12:27:16 AM
Oh dear, I'm scared to ask but I know I'll regret it if I don't.
What's my quest?
You must thwart Luna's quest, by protecting Richter's facial hair.
Aw, fecking hell. If I believed in past lives, i'd ask when I shat in your wheaties...
Quote from: Luna on March 12, 2011, 01:58:55 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 12, 2011, 12:54:28 AM
Quote from: leln on March 12, 2011, 12:27:16 AM
Oh dear, I'm scared to ask but I know I'll regret it if I don't.
What's my quest?
You must thwart Luna's quest, by protecting Richter's facial hair.
Aw, fecking hell. If I believed in past lives, i'd ask when I shat in your wheaties...
Don't blame me. I'm just a conduit for the Holiness
TM.
I'd watch your ass. Leln is famous among archivists, for the string of single combats she endured to win her position. In her particular order, those combats are unarmed and TO THE DEATH.
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 11, 2011, 11:06:13 PM
Phox here. Carbondale, IL. Within reasonable driving distance of Kentucky, Missouri, and Indiana. GIVE ME A MISSION!
No quest for Phox? :cry:
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 12, 2011, 02:07:46 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 11, 2011, 11:06:13 PM
Phox here. Carbondale, IL. Within reasonable driving distance of Kentucky, Missouri, and Indiana. GIVE ME A MISSION!
No quest for Phox? :cry:
Whoops.
You want an EASY one, or a DIFFICULT one?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 12, 2011, 02:08:50 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 12, 2011, 02:07:46 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 11, 2011, 11:06:13 PM
Phox here. Carbondale, IL. Within reasonable driving distance of Kentucky, Missouri, and Indiana. GIVE ME A MISSION!
No quest for Phox? :cry:
Whoops.
You want an EASY one, or a DIFFICULT one?
Oooh that's a hard choice. Can I haz both?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 12, 2011, 02:00:56 AM
Quote from: Luna on March 12, 2011, 01:58:55 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 12, 2011, 12:54:28 AM
Quote from: leln on March 12, 2011, 12:27:16 AM
Oh dear, I'm scared to ask but I know I'll regret it if I don't.
What's my quest?
You must thwart Luna's quest, by protecting Richter's facial hair.
Aw, fecking hell. If I believed in past lives, i'd ask when I shat in your wheaties...
Don't blame me. I'm just a conduit for the HolinessTM.
I'd watch your ass. Leln is famous among archivists, for the string of single combats she endured to win her position. In her particular order, those combats are unarmed and TO THE DEATH.
Now now, the way I see it we can compromise. Roger never specified what facial hair has to go away/be defended to fulfill either requirement. I figure I'll help Luna get Richter drunk, then she can take his eyebrows. At this point I'll convince her to leave the beard alone. Then when he wakes up we collaborate to convince him that looking like Edith Piaf for a couple weeks won't be the end of the world. Enough chaos and destruction will be sown to ensure both of us achieving salvation, many laughs will be had, and I'll buy both Luna and Richter a drink. Or bake them something, depending on their inclination.
I think I might have a girlcrush on her brains...
Quote from: leln on March 12, 2011, 02:20:45 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 12, 2011, 02:00:56 AM
Quote from: Luna on March 12, 2011, 01:58:55 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 12, 2011, 12:54:28 AM
Quote from: leln on March 12, 2011, 12:27:16 AM
Oh dear, I'm scared to ask but I know I'll regret it if I don't.
What's my quest?
You must thwart Luna's quest, by protecting Richter's facial hair.
Aw, fecking hell. If I believed in past lives, i'd ask when I shat in your wheaties...
Don't blame me. I'm just a conduit for the HolinessTM.
I'd watch your ass. Leln is famous among archivists, for the string of single combats she endured to win her position. In her particular order, those combats are unarmed and TO THE DEATH.
Now now, the way I see it we can compromise. Roger never specified what facial hair has to go away/be defended to fulfill either requirement. I figure I'll help Luna get Richter drunk, then she can take his eyebrows. At this point I'll convince her to leave the beard alone. Then when he wakes up we collaborate to convince him that looking like Edith Piaf for a couple weeks won't be the end of the world. Enough chaos and destruction will be sown to ensure both of us achieving salvation, many laughs will be had, and I'll buy both Luna and Richter a drink. Or bake them something, depending on their inclination.
I think I said "facial hair".
That is defined as "beard and/or mustache". In this case, both. Do not attempt to lawyer the Gods.
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 12, 2011, 02:09:42 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 12, 2011, 02:08:50 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 12, 2011, 02:07:46 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 11, 2011, 11:06:13 PM
Phox here. Carbondale, IL. Within reasonable driving distance of Kentucky, Missouri, and Indiana. GIVE ME A MISSION!
No quest for Phox? :cry:
Whoops.
You want an EASY one, or a DIFFICULT one?
Oooh that's a hard choice. Can I haz both?
No. One or the other.
DECIDE, MORTAL. THE GODS ARE IMPATIENT AND FICKLE!
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 12, 2011, 02:34:29 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 12, 2011, 02:09:42 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 12, 2011, 02:08:50 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 12, 2011, 02:07:46 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 11, 2011, 11:06:13 PM
Phox here. Carbondale, IL. Within reasonable driving distance of Kentucky, Missouri, and Indiana. GIVE ME A MISSION!
No quest for Phox? :cry:
Whoops.
You want an EASY one, or a DIFFICULT one?
Oooh that's a hard choice. Can I haz both?
No. One or the other.
DECIDE, MORTAL. THE GODS ARE IMPATIENT AND FICKLE!
Okay.... give me an EASY one, then.
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 12, 2011, 02:40:50 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 12, 2011, 02:34:29 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 12, 2011, 02:09:42 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 12, 2011, 02:08:50 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 12, 2011, 02:07:46 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 11, 2011, 11:06:13 PM
Phox here. Carbondale, IL. Within reasonable driving distance of Kentucky, Missouri, and Indiana. GIVE ME A MISSION!
No quest for Phox? :cry:
Whoops.
You want an EASY one, or a DIFFICULT one?
Oooh that's a hard choice. Can I haz both?
No. One or the other.
DECIDE, MORTAL. THE GODS ARE IMPATIENT AND FICKLE!
Okay.... give me an EASY one, then.
You will seek out Khara in St Louis, and go have a beer with her.
Pics to be posted, evening to be documented.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 12, 2011, 02:43:06 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 12, 2011, 02:40:50 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 12, 2011, 02:34:29 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 12, 2011, 02:09:42 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 12, 2011, 02:08:50 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 12, 2011, 02:07:46 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 11, 2011, 11:06:13 PM
Phox here. Carbondale, IL. Within reasonable driving distance of Kentucky, Missouri, and Indiana. GIVE ME A MISSION!
No quest for Phox? :cry:
Whoops.
You want an EASY one, or a DIFFICULT one?
Oooh that's a hard choice. Can I haz both?
No. One or the other.
DECIDE, MORTAL. THE GODS ARE IMPATIENT AND FICKLE!
Okay.... give me an EASY one, then.
You will seek out Khara in St Louis, and go have a beer with her.
Pics to be posted, evening to be documented.
I think I can manage that. :D
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 12, 2011, 01:44:10 AM
Quote from: aedh on March 12, 2011, 01:13:05 AM
I BESEECHETH THEE TO GRANTETH ME A QUEST FORWITH I MAYETH ENTERETH THE GREASTETH PLACE IN THE HEAVENS.
I am somewhere in Seattle, near Pikes Market for remainder of this day. If not.....Fort Lewis.
You will seek out Josh Mills at Fort Lewis, and drink many bourbon with him. He is infantry, that's your only other clue.
Tell him Roger sent you.
It shall be one Oh Most Holy
TM
Oh most holy, most good, most reverend of Reverends... I too would like a quest so as not to be stuck in the afterlife with those which I am currently stuck with.
Dear Your Holiness: Initial research has shown that used tuck tape is essentially a wadded mass of moist adhesive. Please advise if this is still in your interests.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on March 12, 2011, 04:41:26 AM
Dear Your Holiness: Initial research has shown that used tuck tape is essentially a wadded mass of moist adhesive. Please advise if this is still in your interests.
God says if there's no postal code violations, send the bastard.
Quote from: Sexecutioner Chao Tight on March 12, 2011, 04:30:49 AM
Oh most holy, most good, most reverend of Reverends... I too would like a quest so as not to be stuck in the afterlife with those which I am currently stuck with.
Where the hell are you?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 12, 2011, 05:09:11 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on March 12, 2011, 04:41:26 AM
Dear Your Holiness: Initial research has shown that used tuck tape is essentially a wadded mass of moist adhesive. Please advise if this is still in your interests.
God says if there's no postal code violations, send the bastard.
Whoops. There is. It's technically a biohazard.
Let me get back to you on a replacement quest.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 05:23:51 PM
Get a better spot in heaven. You don't want to spend eternity with the Christian conservatives, right?
So post ITT, and I will assign you a grail-like quest for you to prove yourself with. Posting your location is desireable, but not necessary (I know where many of you are, after all). If you can't afford postage to send the results, post pics. If you can't do that, I will assign someone in your area to verify your new state of grace.
First up: Freeky must bring me a beer mat from the worst bar in the Legal District.
Due to my time constraints, I'm not going to read whole thread. But... Doktor Blight here, otherwise known as Twid, otherwise known as Kev. Give me something to do after St. Patrick's Day. Boston, MA. Pretty much on the edge of the burbs, but still in Boston. MBTA access. Mission please.
(Also, respond with obligatory "STFU Blight and get back to practice")
Quote from: Doktor Blight on March 12, 2011, 06:10:09 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 05:23:51 PM
Get a better spot in heaven. You don't want to spend eternity with the Christian conservatives, right?
So post ITT, and I will assign you a grail-like quest for you to prove yourself with. Posting your location is desireable, but not necessary (I know where many of you are, after all). If you can't afford postage to send the results, post pics. If you can't do that, I will assign someone in your area to verify your new state of grace.
First up: Freeky must bring me a beer mat from the worst bar in the Legal District.
Due to my time constraints, I'm not going to read whole thread. But... Doktor Blight here, otherwise known as Twid, otherwise known as Kev. Give me something to do after St. Patrick's Day. Boston, MA. Pretty much on the edge of the burbs, but still in Boston. MBTA access. Mission please.
(Also, respond with obligatory "STFU Blight and get back to practice")
STFU and get back to practice. :wink:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 12, 2011, 05:11:05 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 12, 2011, 05:09:11 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on March 12, 2011, 04:41:26 AM
Dear Your Holiness: Initial research has shown that used tuck tape is essentially a wadded mass of moist adhesive. Please advise if this is still in your interests.
God says if there's no postal code violations, send the bastard.
Whoops. There is. It's technically a biohazard.
Let me get back to you on a replacement quest.
Used Gaff? Technically its clothing.
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 12, 2011, 06:15:17 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on March 12, 2011, 06:10:09 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 05:23:51 PM
Get a better spot in heaven. You don't want to spend eternity with the Christian conservatives, right?
So post ITT, and I will assign you a grail-like quest for you to prove yourself with. Posting your location is desireable, but not necessary (I know where many of you are, after all). If you can't afford postage to send the results, post pics. If you can't do that, I will assign someone in your area to verify your new state of grace.
First up: Freeky must bring me a beer mat from the worst bar in the Legal District.
Due to my time constraints, I'm not going to read whole thread. But... Doktor Blight here, otherwise known as Twid, otherwise known as Kev. Give me something to do after St. Patrick's Day. Boston, MA. Pretty much on the edge of the burbs, but still in Boston. MBTA access. Mission please.
(Also, respond with obligatory "STFU Blight and get back to practice")
STFU and get back to practice. :wink:
Doesn't count if I'm on gchat with you :lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Blight on March 12, 2011, 06:17:04 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 12, 2011, 06:15:17 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on March 12, 2011, 06:10:09 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 05:23:51 PM
Get a better spot in heaven. You don't want to spend eternity with the Christian conservatives, right?
So post ITT, and I will assign you a grail-like quest for you to prove yourself with. Posting your location is desireable, but not necessary (I know where many of you are, after all). If you can't afford postage to send the results, post pics. If you can't do that, I will assign someone in your area to verify your new state of grace.
First up: Freeky must bring me a beer mat from the worst bar in the Legal District.
Due to my time constraints, I'm not going to read whole thread. But... Doktor Blight here, otherwise known as Twid, otherwise known as Kev. Give me something to do after St. Patrick's Day. Boston, MA. Pretty much on the edge of the burbs, but still in Boston. MBTA access. Mission please.
(Also, respond with obligatory "STFU Blight and get back to practice")
STFU and get back to practice. :wink:
Doesn't count if I'm on gchat with you :lulz:
BACK TO PRACTICE, SON.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 12, 2011, 12:53:43 AM
Quote from: Remington on March 11, 2011, 11:57:17 PM
Holy me up, Reverend! Central Alberta region.
You will write 3 emails to the Australian PM, making fun of his nose. CC to me.
Do I get extra Holy for printed, signed letters? I'm feeling traditional.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 12, 2011, 12:53:04 AM
You will write 3 emails to the Canadian prime minister, complaining of their hideous excuse for tea.
CC to me.
Awesome, I'll get onto that.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 12, 2011, 12:53:43 AM
Quote from: Remington on March 11, 2011, 11:57:17 PM
Holy me up, Reverend! Central Alberta region.
You will write 3 emails to the Australian PM, making fun of her nose. CC to me.
Not to question a holy man or anything, I'm sure you've got more important things to pay attention to than Australian politics.
Quote from: Rumckle on March 12, 2011, 10:16:57 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 12, 2011, 12:53:04 AM
You will write 3 emails to the Canadian prime minister, complaining of their hideous excuse for tea.
CC to me.
Awesome, I'll get onto that.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 12, 2011, 12:53:43 AM
Quote from: Remington on March 11, 2011, 11:57:17 PM
Holy me up, Reverend! Central Alberta region.
You will write 3 emails to the Australian PM, making fun of her nose. CC to me.
Not to question a holy man or anything, I'm sure you've got more important things to pay attention to than Australian politics.
That's a woman?
My dead Reverend,
I would like to inform you that we will be all day at the German Club for an SCA event. I will see to it that a losing of the shit is captured on video per your humble request....AND WE'RE ALL DRESSED AWESOME TOO.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 12, 2011, 05:09:40 AM
Quote from: Sexecutioner Chao Tight on March 12, 2011, 04:30:49 AM
Oh most holy, most good, most reverend of Reverends... I too would like a quest so as not to be stuck in the afterlife with those which I am currently stuck with.
Where the hell are you?
That's just it... I think hell is where I am. I love it too for some reason. The wastelands of Northern Nevada, 89445.
Your Good Reverendness Roger,
please to bestow upon this weird man a quest to attain certified Holyness(tm). I can't stand the idea of having to spend an entire afterlife with them.
~Planeswalker
usually in Northern Germany, at the border to Denmark
occasionally in West Sweden or anywhere between
A quest would be nice, and possibly save me from an afterlife filled with Tea Baggers. I'm in the Central Valley, in California. Constraints on time, money, and not pissing off my Tea Bagger step dad are present.
Quote from: Planeswalker on March 13, 2011, 02:59:23 AM
Your Good Reverendness Roger,
please to bestow upon this weird man a quest to attain certified Holyness(tm). I can't stand the idea of having to spend an entire afterlife with them.
~Planeswalker
usually in Northern Germany, at the border to Denmark
occasionally in West Sweden or anywhere between
So, you're either in Belgium or Germany?
Lol, Belgium....
Freeky,
Herp-a-derp tired. :x
FUCK NO!
:argh!:
Last time I got close to Belgium our vessel got caught up in the craziest storm I have ever witnessed at sea. We went through the fucking eye, took in a lot of water and had to make port on some shitty little island. Pumping out the brig, drying up everything and fixing the "Besan mast" which got loose during the night - it translates to mizzen or spanker. :fap: Should really teach myself some nautical english.
So yeah, screw Belgium. This quest should involve Scandinavia, but I am not Holy(tm) enough to decide this.
~Planeswalker
patiently waiting for the spiritual advisor to come back
I have not forgotten about this.
But Quests are only handed out Monday - Friday, as of now. All people waiting for quests will be dealt with tomorrow.
Quote from: Planeswalker on March 13, 2011, 11:05:27 AM
FUCK NO!
:argh!:
Last time I got close to Belgium our vessel got caught up in the craziest storm I have ever witnessed at sea. We went through the fucking eye, took in a lot of water and had to make port on some shitty little island. Pumping out the brig, drying up everything and fixing the "Besan mast" which got loose during the night - it translates to mizzen or spanker. :fap: Should really teach myself some nautical english.
So yeah, screw Belgium. This quest should involve Scandinavia, but I am not Holy(tm) enough to decide this.
~Planeswalker
patiently waiting for the spiritual advisor to come back
Don't give me that shit.
Scandinavia is a city in Belgium.
Filing my request now for processing on Monday.
location: Suffolk County, NY (the half of Long Island that has got the Hamptons in it)
Quote from: Planeswalker on March 13, 2011, 02:59:23 AM
usually in Northern Germany, at the border to Denmark
occasionally in West Sweden or anywhere between
That makes you probably the closest non-Dutch Discordian to me. Rough google maps check says it's a 4 hour drive :)
This means you should have come to the UK DoD meetings, since Bremen (where I flew from) is just about the same distance from you as me. Next meetup will be somewhere in the end of the summer or autumn afaik, but I'm not 100% sure if I'll fly from Bremen again cause the location changed (previously Edinburgh, this time somewhere in the south that I forgot--it was a region that had fucking hilarious placenames on the map, though. but that might be the case for most of England, I dunno--between Bristol and London anyway) and now I might as well fly from Schiphol, I don't know. Either way, we need extra crazy Swedes, because, well, ehhh because if liquorice.
Actually
at the border to Denmark, or just generally somewhere in that land-tongue?
Roger. You know I don't need any more HolinessTM, I'm pretty damned holy already. However, it is in my SUPER JESUSISH NATURE to be an example to my fellow biped so I am compelled to embrace this ritual.
I am in Southampton, in deepest darkest England, as you know. Money is a little tight right now, however I can plan something in advance (for if you want me to travel elsewhere) if you extend my time limit on Super Redemption.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 12, 2011, 12:52:21 AM
Quote from: ☄ · · · N E T · · · ☄ on March 11, 2011, 11:27:42 PM
Sock it to me.
You will design a WOMP commemorating all the soldiers who died to keep the Philippines American.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philippine%E2%80%93American_War
(http://i.imgur.com/Epf5M.png)
Quote from: Triple Zero on March 13, 2011, 07:36:09 PM
Quote from: Planeswalker on March 13, 2011, 02:59:23 AM
usually in Northern Germany, at the border to Denmark
occasionally in West Sweden or anywhere between
That makes you probably the closest non-Dutch Discordian to me. Rough google maps check says it's a 4 hour drive :)
This means you should have come to the UK DoD meetings, since Bremen (where I flew from) is just about the same distance from you as me. Next meetup will be somewhere in the end of the summer or autumn afaik, but I'm not 100% sure if I'll fly from Bremen again cause the location changed (previously Edinburgh, this time somewhere in the south that I forgot--it was a region that had fucking hilarious placenames on the map, though. but that might be the case for most of England, I dunno--between Bristol and London anyway) and now I might as well fly from Schiphol, I don't know. Either way, we need extra crazy Swedes, because, well, ehhh because if liquorice.
Actually at the border to Denmark, or just generally somewhere in that land-tongue?
Yep, right
at the border - Flensburg to be precise. Doors always open here if you know the secret knock.
As for late summer, I have only Compusphere to attend to at the end of august, funds should work out fine too if I get to do my pirate shit again, which seems very likely. I could probably take another spontaneous vacation and see how much residual hate for germans still exists in southern Britain... Just talked to my boss, aka me, and he said it's fine as long as I have fun and get to let out the crazy.
I'd like a quest please. I'm in rural Ohio, not particularly close to any cities but sort of close to Amish County.
Dear Reverend Roger:
I come to you asking for penance as the results of my Holy Quest this weekend ended in abject failure.
You see, in an effort to make everything pretty and shiny they have removed most of the "East St. Louis" signs and replaced them with simple street named signs and signs for every other burg imaginable. This is done, we observed, in an attempt to ease the fear in people as they exit that highway. I mean who is scared of a place called Cahokia? Or Dupo? They sound so simple and in no way induce the fear into the hearts of those drivers. WHY? It's a trap. Because to get to these sweet sounding little towns you have to drive thru East St. Louis.
So here is how the adventure went.
We were naturally looking for a sign that specifically said "East St. Louis." As the quest was for a picture of a sign saying as much. We were almost to Collinsville, IL when we realized there was no East St. Louis sign. So we turned around and thought we'd get a pic heading west. Again, no such luck, but we did have enough forethought to go ahead and get off the highway at the Casino Queen exit.
Here is where we hit gold. Instead of taking the beautiful tree lined avenue that leads to the Casino we turned left. Driving down the street we noticed we certainly weren't in Missouri anymore.
Now I am looking for any sign that says East St. Louis, the kids are not helping, they are too distracted by the woman on the corner that weighed 300 if she weighed a pound. The back boobs may have put my youngest son off women for life. But we all agreed it was very nice for that man to pick her up and give her a ride, especially since she must have been tired so she laid down in the front seat for a nap. It was a touching scene of the goodness in humanity.
It's a beautiful Sunday morning, you can hear the church bells echoing from across the river. Older people with grandchildren in their Sunday bests running from the bus stop to the church doors. It was strange as they seem to be experiencing abdominal pain, they all run hunched over.
Then there are all the joggers. Very thin joggers racing down the sidewalk. Most must have hit a swarm of gnats or something because almost every jogger we saw was scratching like they'd come down with the chicken pox. They may have considering the scabs that covered them where you could see skin. This part of town is certainly working towards a healthier life.
Then we see it. The last East St. Louis sign. It stood there on its rusted pole, the reflective tape peeling, the green background chipped and scarred. Like a beacon calling for the downtrodden, the hungry, those in need....
We stopped about 20 feet back from the sign in order to get a really good picture. I must have been looking especially great because there were at least 4 drivers who slowed down and called out for my attention. The sign was over my head, so I was going to stand just beneath it for a picture. Just as I got to the sign a nice police officer pulled in behind my car. He must have mistaken me for someone else because he called out to me as if he knew me "Lady are you ^$#@(*$% (edited for the children) crazy?"
I responded in the only way I knew how. "Why no officer, I'm not mentally impaired at all. Is there a problem?"
Now I notice during this conversation, the people passing have stopped calling out greetings to me and are now slowing down and looking at me, the car, the kids.... It was really nice how they wanted to make sure no one was being hurt.
The officer walked up to me, it was odd Reverend, he didn't leave his car running and he brought a shotgun with him to talk to me.
"Lady, do you realize that the only thing that has kept you from getting shot is because everyone driving by thinks you must be insane?"
"Why officer, I need a picture of this sign. I just want to..... Officer, I really don't think there is a need to..... Why are you pulling me towards my car?
Directed to my son by the officer "Get in the ^$%#@$@ car kid and get your mother the hell out of here is she insane?"
From my son, the ungrateful little shit. "Yes officer she is, we just try to stay with her and keep her out of trouble. It's the Alzheimer's you see....."
Now at this point Reverend, not only has the officer walked me back to the car, opened the door and practically shoved me in the car, he's now acting as if my insane children are the sane ones...
Back in the car, the officer is talking to my oldest, who I mistakenly brought with me and let drive and he is explaining how to get back on the highway. He is also saying terrible terrible things about the people in the neighborhood we are in. It seems they aren't as health conscious as I first thought. They also are very bashful it seems because the officer told the oldest that we should turn around and never look back.
As we made a quick u-turn and head back towards the highway the nice people in the area send us off with what sounded like firecrackers. It was really very nice of them. And that nice officer, he followed us all the way to the bridge as we headed back into Missouri. They have very a very nice police force over there.
So I come to you, head held down in shame, I have failed, but I truly hope you will allow me another opportunity for extra Holy credit.
Khara
Ok. Me too, please.
Khara: Quest completed.
LMNO: You will arrange a meeting of no less than 6 Discordians, in darkest Providence. You will attend this meeting, and bring back pics to be posted. This meeting may be for any purpose, but should probably involve beating on Dimo til he agrees to write real punk music for that lounge act he's in.
Dr Blight: You will assist LMNO, as he will need all the help he can get. You will restrain Dimo as needed. You will also issue dire threats to Richter, in furtherance of him sending my HST book back.
Sexecutioner: You will antagonize the most virulent Christian Conservative church in town, via flyers, sidewalk chalk, etc. This should run for 4 consective weeks. Record results via pics, and any response.
Planeswalker: You will go out of your way to meet 6 new people in the next 7 days. Record the weirdest one in any manner you choose. Everyone is fucking weird, you just have to decide which one strikes you as the weirdest.
Hovercat: You will make a WOMP for me, celebrating 30 years of Reaganism.
Cainad: You will cause a ruckus and record it. This should not involve violence, of course, but should be funny and/or surreal.
Payne: You will go without any mind/mood altering substances for a week. Tobacco is not included, but caffeine IS. Record your more murderous thoughts.
Babylon Horuv: You will go to TCC and pick a fight with C_A and Lilpinkbunny. You will screen shot the funny bits, and report back when they ban you.
Quote from: Placid Dingo on March 14, 2011, 05:27:54 PM
Ok. Me too, please.
Do you have a significant other? Because the quest I have in mind won't work if you do.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 09:23:32 PM
Quote from: Jenne on March 11, 2011, 09:22:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 09:01:22 PM
Quote from: Jenne on March 11, 2011, 07:27:08 PM
I take my Holiness seriously. What can the whale's vagi--I mean San Diego do for you?
...and I cringe at doing anything having to do with military bases...
Yours is interesting. There's no timeline, and no proof required. Strictly honor system.
The next time your inlaws dump on you, you will call them on it, on the spot, in no uncertain terms.
See? Holy™ AND fun! :lulz:
Shit. And you KNEW they were coming to the house tomorrow, didn't you? For a reading of the Koran at a mosque followed by dinner at said mosque then dessert HERE, chez Jenne!
There's a certain evil to your madness, Your Holiness...
You're going to enjoy it so much, you may never stop. :lulz:
I did this. Sat down after I said it an laughed. It was a smallish put down but they were pissed at my husband and taking it out on me. They proceeded to splutter and then left.
:lulz:
This was in front of witnesses, and all said, "No one wanted them here anyway!"
:lulz:
Quote from: Jenne on March 14, 2011, 08:06:33 PM
I did this. Sat down after I said it an laughed. It was a smallish put down but they were pissed at my husband and taking it out on me. They proceeded to splutter and then left.
:lulz:
This was in front of witnesses, and all said, "No one wanted them here anyway!"
:lulz:
Feel better now, doncha?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 14, 2011, 05:37:28 PM
Khara: Quest completed.
LMNO: You will arrange a meeting of no less than 6 Discordians, in darkest Providence. You will attend this meeting, and bring back pics to be posted. This meeting may be for any purpose, but should probably involve beating on Dimo til he agrees to write real punk music for that lounge act he's in.
Dr Blight: You will assist LMNO, as he will need all the help he can get. You will restrain Dimo as needed. You will also issue dire threats to Richter, in furtherance of him sending my HST book back.
Sexecutioner: You will antagonize the most virulent Christian Conservative church in town, via flyers, sidewalk chalk, etc. This should run for 4 consective weeks. Record results via pics, and any response.
Planeswalker: You will go out of your way to meet 6 new people in the next 7 days. Record the weirdest one in any manner you choose. Everyone is fucking weird, you just have to decide which one strikes you as the weirdest.
Hovercat: You will make a WOMP for me, celebrating 30 years of Reaganism.
Cainad: You will cause a ruckus and record it. This should not involve violence, of course, but should be funny and/or surreal.
Payne: You will go without any mind/mood altering substances for a week. Tobacco is not included, but caffeine IS. Record your more murderous thoughts.
Babylon Horuv: You will go to TCC and pick a fight with C_A and Lilpinkbunny. You will screen shot the funny bits, and report back when they ban you.
Quest received and will be acted on. I haven't seen lilpinkbunny out lately, but then I hadn't been looking.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 14, 2011, 08:07:25 PM
Quote from: Jenne on March 14, 2011, 08:06:33 PM
I did this. Sat down after I said it an laughed. It was a smallish put down but they were pissed at my husband and taking it out on me. They proceeded to splutter and then left.
:lulz:
This was in front of witnesses, and all said, "No one wanted them here anyway!"
:lulz:
Feel better now, doncha?
I was hungover as FUCK and I think that helped. I just didn't care. Didn't want them in my house, and it showed. Wow. I'm almost amazed at myself. Almost. And it was all too easy once I figured I just didn't care how they saw me at that point in time. I also refused to have brunch with them the next day. :lulz: Insult + injury.
One of these days, I'll write up what I did on Saturday...I basically woke up still drunk and went to an Afghan mosque all day.
Most BIZARRE DAY EVER.
Quote from: Jenne on March 14, 2011, 08:16:18 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 14, 2011, 08:07:25 PM
Quote from: Jenne on March 14, 2011, 08:06:33 PM
I did this. Sat down after I said it an laughed. It was a smallish put down but they were pissed at my husband and taking it out on me. They proceeded to splutter and then left.
:lulz:
This was in front of witnesses, and all said, "No one wanted them here anyway!"
:lulz:
Feel better now, doncha?
I was hungover as FUCK and I think that helped. I just didn't care. Didn't want them in my house, and it showed. Wow. I'm almost amazed at myself. Almost. And it was all too easy once I figured I just didn't care how they saw me at that point in time. I also refused to have brunch with them the next day. :lulz: Insult + injury.
One of these days, I'll write up what I did on Saturday...I basically woke up still drunk and went to an Afghan mosque all day.
Most BIZARRE DAY EVER.
This is awesome.
You got to rage out, plus you let them know whose house it is.
It felt very freeing. And the fact everyone else just seemed to think it was their due was awesome.
Quote from: Khara on March 14, 2011, 05:05:19 PM
Dear Reverend Roger:
I come to you asking for penance as the results of my Holy Quest this weekend ended in abject failure.
You see, in an effort to make everything pretty and shiny they have removed most of the "East St. Louis" signs and replaced them with simple street named signs and signs for every other burg imaginable. This is done, we observed, in an attempt to ease the fear in people as they exit that highway. I mean who is scared of a place called Cahokia? Or Dupo? They sound so simple and in no way induce the fear into the hearts of those drivers. WHY? It's a trap. Because to get to these sweet sounding little towns you have to drive thru East St. Louis.
So here is how the adventure went.
We were naturally looking for a sign that specifically said "East St. Louis." As the quest was for a picture of a sign saying as much. We were almost to Collinsville, IL when we realized there was no East St. Louis sign. So we turned around and thought we'd get a pic heading west. Again, no such luck, but we did have enough forethought to go ahead and get off the highway at the Casino Queen exit.
Here is where we hit gold. Instead of taking the beautiful tree lined avenue that leads to the Casino we turned left. Driving down the street we noticed we certainly weren't in Missouri anymore.
Now I am looking for any sign that says East St. Louis, the kids are not helping, they are too distracted by the woman on the corner that weighed 300 if she weighed a pound. The back boobs may have put my youngest son off women for life. But we all agreed it was very nice for that man to pick her up and give her a ride, especially since she must have been tired so she laid down in the front seat for a nap. It was a touching scene of the goodness in humanity.
It's a beautiful Sunday morning, you can hear the church bells echoing from across the river. Older people with grandchildren in their Sunday bests running from the bus stop to the church doors. It was strange as they seem to be experiencing abdominal pain, they all run hunched over.
Then there are all the joggers. Very thin joggers racing down the sidewalk. Most must have hit a swarm of gnats or something because almost every jogger we saw was scratching like they'd come down with the chicken pox. They may have considering the scabs that covered them where you could see skin. This part of town is certainly working towards a healthier life.
Then we see it. The last East St. Louis sign. It stood there on its rusted pole, the reflective tape peeling, the green background chipped and scarred. Like a beacon calling for the downtrodden, the hungry, those in need....
We stopped about 20 feet back from the sign in order to get a really good picture. I must have been looking especially great because there were at least 4 drivers who slowed down and called out for my attention. The sign was over my head, so I was going to stand just beneath it for a picture. Just as I got to the sign a nice police officer pulled in behind my car. He must have mistaken me for someone else because he called out to me as if he knew me "Lady are you ^$#@(*$% (edited for the children) crazy?"
I responded in the only way I knew how. "Why no officer, I'm not mentally impaired at all. Is there a problem?"
Now I notice during this conversation, the people passing have stopped calling out greetings to me and are now slowing down and looking at me, the car, the kids.... It was really nice how they wanted to make sure no one was being hurt.
The officer walked up to me, it was odd Reverend, he didn't leave his car running and he brought a shotgun with him to talk to me.
"Lady, do you realize that the only thing that has kept you from getting shot is because everyone driving by thinks you must be insane?"
"Why officer, I need a picture of this sign. I just want to..... Officer, I really don't think there is a need to..... Why are you pulling me towards my car?
Directed to my son by the officer "Get in the ^$%#@$@ car kid and get your mother the hell out of here is she insane?"
From my son, the ungrateful little shit. "Yes officer she is, we just try to stay with her and keep her out of trouble. It's the Alzheimer's you see....."
Now at this point Reverend, not only has the officer walked me back to the car, opened the door and practically shoved me in the car, he's now acting as if my insane children are the sane ones...
Back in the car, the officer is talking to my oldest, who I mistakenly brought with me and let drive and he is explaining how to get back on the highway. He is also saying terrible terrible things about the people in the neighborhood we are in. It seems they aren't as health conscious as I first thought. They also are very bashful it seems because the officer told the oldest that we should turn around and never look back.
As we made a quick u-turn and head back towards the highway the nice people in the area send us off with what sounded like firecrackers. It was really very nice of them. And that nice officer, he followed us all the way to the bridge as we headed back into Missouri. They have very a very nice police force over there.
So I come to you, head held down in shame, I have failed, but I truly hope you will allow me another opportunity for extra Holy credit.
Khara
This was really, really awesome Khara. :D
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 14, 2011, 05:37:28 PM
Hovercat: You will make a WOMP for me, celebrating 30 years of Reaganism.
By Sunday, sir. I just have to find a picture of the scary-as-hell bust of him from my high school library.
I am near Ft. Lauderdale, FL.
I'm 17, no car/license, minimal money.
I need a quest.
Also, I have a mildly impressive collection of bladed weapons, can speak in a near perfect British accent, and once proposed to a woman I didn't know in a mall food court.
Have at it.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 14, 2011, 05:37:28 PM
Sexecutioner: You will antagonize the most virulent Christian Conservative church in town, via flyers, sidewalk chalk, etc. This should run for 4 consective weeks. Record results via pics, and any response.
Determining which Church to target may take a bit of research. I tend to group all of them as the same damn thing. LDS is fair game, right?
Now if I hadn't alienated the folks that I work for when they chose to play the Christian (not)Rock station all day forever amen hallelujah, maybe I could find out where they get their directives from. Why oh why did I have to throw that fit that now prevents me from finding out what church they are part of? And anyhow, who the fuck thinks their choice of music can in any way be part of a Silent Ministry
TM?
Will do research when I go into town tomorrow.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
So far I am failing at my quest. I cannot track down a single Josh Mills that is Infantry, let alone at Ft Lewis. But I am not yet beaten. I shall curry favor with the minor demons that run personnel.
Quote from: Sexecutioner Chao Tight on March 14, 2011, 11:17:06 PM
Determining which Church to target may take a bit of research. I tend to group all of them as the same damn thing. LDS is fair game, right?
Sure, if you're a completely amoral shitstain that wants to go to prison for a decade or six.
Get the fuck out of my thread.
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 14, 2011, 11:56:46 PM
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
So far I am failing at my quest. I cannot track down a single Josh Mills that is Infantry, let alone at Ft Lewis. But I am not yet beaten. I shall curry favor with the minor demons that run personnel.
Or you could use facebook. :lulz:
Quote from: pH on March 14, 2011, 10:22:26 PM
I am near Ft. Lauderdale, FL.
I'm 17, no car/license, minimal money.
I need a quest.
Also, I have a mildly impressive collection of bladed weapons, can speak in a near perfect British accent, and once proposed to a woman I didn't know in a mall food court.
Have at it.
I got nothing.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 12:30:33 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 14, 2011, 11:56:46 PM
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
So far I am failing at my quest. I cannot track down a single Josh Mills that is Infantry, let alone at Ft Lewis. But I am not yet beaten. I shall curry favor with the minor demons that run personnel.
Or you could use facebook. :lulz:
:|
I am going to sepuku now. :emo:
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 15, 2011, 12:32:21 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 12:30:33 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 14, 2011, 11:56:46 PM
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
So far I am failing at my quest. I cannot track down a single Josh Mills that is Infantry, let alone at Ft Lewis. But I am not yet beaten. I shall curry favor with the minor demons that run personnel.
Or you could use facebook. :lulz:
:|
I am going to sepuku now. :emo:
We Holy Men
TM have a clarity of vision not granted to people that aren't also batshit insane.
TGRR,
Driving into Mordor, doesn't give a fuck.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 12:30:19 AM
Quote from: Sexecutioner Chao Tight on March 14, 2011, 11:17:06 PM
Determining which Church to target may take a bit of research. I tend to group all of them as the same damn thing. LDS is fair game, right?
Sure, if you're a completely amoral shitstain that wants to go to prison for a decade or six.
Get the fuck out of my thread.
Ahhh, so you ARE a protector of the Mormons. I did not realize this. :oops:
Quote from: Sexecutioner Chao Tight on March 15, 2011, 12:51:11 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 12:30:19 AM
Quote from: Sexecutioner Chao Tight on March 14, 2011, 11:17:06 PM
Determining which Church to target may take a bit of research. I tend to group all of them as the same damn thing. LDS is fair game, right?
Sure, if you're a completely amoral shitstain that wants to go to prison for a decade or six.
Get the fuck out of my thread.
Ahhh, so you ARE a protector of the Mormons. I did not realize this. :oops:
No, I'm just not some Nazi fuckwad that wants to feed unwitting people LSD like the CIA used to be prone to doing.
You're worse than a fucking Mormon, you're on the same moral level as the Goddamn CIA.
Sorry, no quest for you. Enjoy your stay in hell.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 12:53:10 AM
Quote from: Sexecutioner Chao Tight on March 15, 2011, 12:51:11 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 12:30:19 AM
Quote from: Sexecutioner Chao Tight on March 14, 2011, 11:17:06 PM
Determining which Church to target may take a bit of research. I tend to group all of them as the same damn thing. LDS is fair game, right?
Sure, if you're a completely amoral shitstain that wants to go to prison for a decade or six.
Get the fuck out of my thread.
Ahhh, so you ARE a protector of the Mormons. I did not realize this. :oops:
No, I'm just not some Nazi fuckwad that wants to feed unwitting people LSD like the CIA used to be prone to doing.
You're worse than a fucking Mormon, you're on the same moral level as the Goddamn CIA.
Sorry, no quest for you. Enjoy your stay in hell.
LDS=Latter Day Saint=Mormon
Quote from: Sexecutioner Chao Tight on March 15, 2011, 12:54:42 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 12:53:10 AM
Quote from: Sexecutioner Chao Tight on March 15, 2011, 12:51:11 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 12:30:19 AM
Quote from: Sexecutioner Chao Tight on March 14, 2011, 11:17:06 PM
Determining which Church to target may take a bit of research. I tend to group all of them as the same damn thing. LDS is fair game, right?
Sure, if you're a completely amoral shitstain that wants to go to prison for a decade or six.
Get the fuck out of my thread.
Ahhh, so you ARE a protector of the Mormons. I did not realize this. :oops:
No, I'm just not some Nazi fuckwad that wants to feed unwitting people LSD like the CIA used to be prone to doing.
You're worse than a fucking Mormon, you're on the same moral level as the Goddamn CIA.
Sorry, no quest for you. Enjoy your stay in hell.
LDS=Latter Day Saint=Mormon
Whoops. Read you wrong.
:emily:
You may now apologize
1Yes, the LDS is definitely fair game.
1 Since I am a Holy Man
TM, and thus divinely inspired, the mistake here could not possibly have been mine. Ergo, you are somehow to blame.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 12:56:57 AM
Quote from: Sexecutioner Chao Tight on March 15, 2011, 12:54:42 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 12:53:10 AM
Quote from: Sexecutioner Chao Tight on March 15, 2011, 12:51:11 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 12:30:19 AM
Quote from: Sexecutioner Chao Tight on March 14, 2011, 11:17:06 PM
Determining which Church to target may take a bit of research. I tend to group all of them as the same damn thing. LDS is fair game, right?
Sure, if you're a completely amoral shitstain that wants to go to prison for a decade or six.
Get the fuck out of my thread.
Ahhh, so you ARE a protector of the Mormons. I did not realize this. :oops:
No, I'm just not some Nazi fuckwad that wants to feed unwitting people LSD like the CIA used to be prone to doing.
You're worse than a fucking Mormon, you're on the same moral level as the Goddamn CIA.
Sorry, no quest for you. Enjoy your stay in hell.
LDS=Latter Day Saint=Mormon
Whoops. Read you wrong.
:emily:
You may now apologize1
Yes, the LDS is definitely fair game.
1 Since I am a Holy ManTM, and thus divinely inspired, the mistake here could not possibly have been mine. Ergo, you are somehow to blame.
Naturally it was all my fault. I do apologize for the confusion and for somehow taking things to the level of seeing you as a protector of Mormons.
However, this mistake on my part (and definitely not any possible fallibility of my Holy Man
TM) has brought me to question such things as Heaven and Hell. I am excusing myself from my said Quest, until such time as Heaven so forth are clear to me.
Thank you for your consideration.
Quote from: Sexecutioner Chao Tight on March 15, 2011, 01:19:25 AM
Naturally it was all my fault. I do apologize for the confusion and for somehow taking things to the level of seeing you as a protector of Mormons.
However, this mistake on my part (and definitely not any possible fallibility of my Holy ManTM) has brought me to question such things as Heaven and Hell. I am excusing myself from my said Quest, until such time as Heaven so forth are clear to me.
Thank you for your consideration.
Looks like SOMEONE is headed straight for an eternal afterlife with Jerry Falwell.
Quote from: Cainad on March 15, 2011, 01:21:11 AM
Quote from: Sexecutioner Chao Tight on March 15, 2011, 01:19:25 AM
Naturally it was all my fault. I do apologize for the confusion and for somehow taking things to the level of seeing you as a protector of Mormons.
However, this mistake on my part (and definitely not any possible fallibility of my Holy ManTM) has brought me to question such things as Heaven and Hell. I am excusing myself from my said Quest, until such time as Heaven so forth are clear to me.
Thank you for your consideration.
Looks like SOMEONE is headed straight for an eternal afterlife with Jerry Falwell.
And Nancy Reagan.
I suppose while I'm there I could slip them some LSD, just for fun.
edit to remove Eldora-esque :evil: emoticon. btw - TGRR thanks for the heads-up.
Quote from: Sexecutioner Chao Tight on March 15, 2011, 01:29:53 AM
I suppose while I'm there I could slip them some LSD, just for fun. :evil:
Use of the :evil: emote always kills the funny, on account of Eldora. Thought you might want to know.
Looks like its time for me to self-quest 8)
...
I'm going to talk to random people like I know them from a long time ago until I get invited to some event, at which point I will mention that I have no idea who they are.
College, +10.
Quote from: pH on March 15, 2011, 01:37:17 AM
Looks like its time for me to self-quest 8)
Yes, run along now. The zaniness awaits! Off you go!
I thought I had a pretty good grasp on US History, but for some reason I've never caught a waft of the putrid Philippine–American War.
I'm working on this, but I'm a bit at a loss for something despicable enough to properly commemorate our depraved soldiers.
(I'm not looking for suggestions or backing down from the quest, just giving a report from the field.)
Quote from: ☄ · · · N E T · · · ☄ on March 15, 2011, 02:58:34 AM
I thought I had a pretty good grasp on US History, but for some reason I've never caught a waft of the putrid Philippine–American War.
I'm working on this, but I'm a bit at a loss for something despicable enough to properly commemorate our depraved soldiers.
(I'm not looking for suggestions or backing down from the quest, just giving a report from the field.)
It's a horrorology thing.
Look up General Jacob Smith. He was a real American
TM.
"Kill everyone over the age of ten."
Working on finding a picture of the creepy bronze bust of him from my high school library.
I FUCKING HATE FACEBOOK PEOPLE SEARCH. HOW THE FUCK ARE THERE TWO FORT LEWISES IN WASHINGTON AND SEVERAL OTHER VARIATIONS OF THAT?
Hell, I need something to do. If I succeed do I get a super-secret Eris decoder ring?
Quote from: Cuddlefish on March 15, 2011, 03:04:31 PM
Hell, I need something to do. If I succeed do I get a super-secret Eris decoder ring?
No. You just don't have to spend eternity with Jerry Falwell and Fred Phelps.
You will incorporate the following things into your next show:
1. Rubber vomit. If you can't find any, real vomit will do.
2. Calling the bouncer "Susan".
3. A brand new song. Kick those lazy fucking bandmates in their arses. You're on the verge of being a lounge act.
"Going out of my way" indeed since I don't feel social this week. But I shall go for it nonetheless.
2/6... and it turns out that I will spend the weekend in a town down south, working & sleeping on-site... I suspect I will do some wondering around and check in with the locals. Or just bbq at the harbour and attract whoever. Gotta see how I can record their german ramblings without them tinting it when they see a mic. Finesse might be required...
Results come monday.
I do not have a significant other.
Quote from: Placid Dingo on March 17, 2011, 06:18:01 AM
I do not have a significant other.
So you will talk pleasantly - and in person - with at least 4 women you don't know, in the next 30 days. At least one of them has to talk to you again, even if nothing else develops (so no "talking" by mumbling something and leaving). As a matter of fact, your first conversation should have nothing to do with anything having to do with significant others, and no requirement of this topic is involved in the second (or further) conversations.
In short, you'll have no less than 5 conversations about whatever, with 4 women you've never met before in your life. A written account will be kept, involving such details as what each girl looked like, what you talked about (generally), and the cirumstances under which you met. You will, of course, do this AFTER the fact, so as not to look like a psycho or anything.
Better get moving.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 14, 2011, 05:37:28 PM
Payne: You will go without any mind/mood altering substances for a week. Tobacco is not included, but caffeine IS. Record your more murderous thoughts.
Thy will, Holy Man.
I will do this next week, monday to sunday. Note: that week includes a birthday bash at a large pub with cheap booze, and 5:00 a.m. wake up calls every day of the week. I will be ready to shred faces by the end of it.
I will in fact go intensely zealous on this - no pigging out on chocolate or anything else filled with sugar and caffeine. I will however get some decaffeineated tea for my morning brews.
Quote from: Payne on March 17, 2011, 05:59:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 14, 2011, 05:37:28 PM
Payne: You will go without any mind/mood altering substances for a week. Tobacco is not included, but caffeine IS. Record your more murderous thoughts.
Thy will, Holy Man.
I will do this next week, monday to sunday. Note: that week includes a birthday bash at a large pub with cheap booze, and 5:00 a.m. wake up calls every day of the week. I will be ready to shred faces by the end of it.
I will in fact go intensely zealous on this - no pigging out on chocolate or anything else filled with sugar and caffeine. I will however get some decaffeineated tea for my morning brews.
Decaf is okay.
Booze, btw, is not. Just so we're clear on this.
Now do me.
I'd like to offer up the idea that PD is a mind/mood altering substance.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 17, 2011, 06:07:15 PM
Quote from: Payne on March 17, 2011, 05:59:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 14, 2011, 05:37:28 PM
Payne: You will go without any mind/mood altering substances for a week. Tobacco is not included, but caffeine IS. Record your more murderous thoughts.
Thy will, Holy Man.
I will do this next week, monday to sunday. Note: that week includes a birthday bash at a large pub with cheap booze, and 5:00 a.m. wake up calls every day of the week. I will be ready to shred faces by the end of it.
I will in fact go intensely zealous on this - no pigging out on chocolate or anything else filled with sugar and caffeine. I will however get some decaffeineated tea for my morning brews.
Decaf is okay.
Booze, btw, is not. Just so we're clear on this.
Exactly.
That's why I'm doing it next week instead of this one.
So I can go into the pub and tell people I ain't drinking because my Short Term Spiritual Master has given me a Holy Quest.
Quote from: Payne on March 17, 2011, 06:09:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 17, 2011, 06:07:15 PM
Quote from: Payne on March 17, 2011, 05:59:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 14, 2011, 05:37:28 PM
Payne: You will go without any mind/mood altering substances for a week. Tobacco is not included, but caffeine IS. Record your more murderous thoughts.
Thy will, Holy Man.
I will do this next week, monday to sunday. Note: that week includes a birthday bash at a large pub with cheap booze, and 5:00 a.m. wake up calls every day of the week. I will be ready to shred faces by the end of it.
I will in fact go intensely zealous on this - no pigging out on chocolate or anything else filled with sugar and caffeine. I will however get some decaffeineated tea for my morning brews.
Decaf is okay.
Booze, btw, is not. Just so we're clear on this.
Exactly.
That's why I'm doing it next week instead of this one.
So I can go into the pub and tell people I ain't drinking because my Short Term Spiritual Master has given me a Holy Quest.
I'm particularly interested in any murder thoughts you may have in the last 2 hours before closing, when you're the only coherent person there.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on March 17, 2011, 06:08:34 PM
I'd like to offer up the idea that PD is a mind/mood altering substance.
No, it's holy stuff.
PD.com: The Cactus of the Interbutts.
Quote from: Weltbürger (NSFW) on March 17, 2011, 06:08:10 PM
Now do me.
You will offer a heartfelt, genuine apology to Khara, then you will post no less than 5 pictures of yourself for her to WOMP or not WOMP as she sees fit.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 17, 2011, 06:14:23 PM
Quote from: Weltbürger (NSFW) on March 17, 2011, 06:08:10 PM
Now do me.
You will offer a heartfelt, genuine apology to Khara, then you will post no less than 5 pictures of yourself for her to WOMP or not WOMP as she sees fit.
:mittens:
It's as if the entire thread was created for this single post.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 17, 2011, 06:13:03 PM
Quote from: Payne on March 17, 2011, 06:09:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 17, 2011, 06:07:15 PM
Quote from: Payne on March 17, 2011, 05:59:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 14, 2011, 05:37:28 PM
Payne: You will go without any mind/mood altering substances for a week. Tobacco is not included, but caffeine IS. Record your more murderous thoughts.
Thy will, Holy Man.
I will do this next week, monday to sunday. Note: that week includes a birthday bash at a large pub with cheap booze, and 5:00 a.m. wake up calls every day of the week. I will be ready to shred faces by the end of it.
I will in fact go intensely zealous on this - no pigging out on chocolate or anything else filled with sugar and caffeine. I will however get some decaffeineated tea for my morning brews.
Decaf is okay.
Booze, btw, is not. Just so we're clear on this.
Exactly.
That's why I'm doing it next week instead of this one.
So I can go into the pub and tell people I ain't drinking because my Short Term Spiritual Master has given me a Holy Quest.
I'm particularly interested in any murder thoughts you may have in the last 2 hours before closing, when you're the only coherent person there.
Unfortunately I am highly unlikely to be there two hours before closing due to, as previously noted, having to be up and about at 5 a.m. the same day and the day after.
Worry not my friend, there will be plenty of rip-out-peoples-eyes-and-skull-fuck-them-with-rusty-spork thoughts.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 17, 2011, 06:14:23 PM
Quote from: Weltbürger (NSFW) on March 17, 2011, 06:08:10 PM
Now do me.
You will offer a heartfelt, genuine apology to Khara, then you will post no less than 5 pictures of yourself for her to WOMP or not WOMP as she sees fit.
Just to clarify - would these be just for Khara to WOMP, or could anyone join in?
Quote from: Captain Utopia on March 17, 2011, 06:32:39 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 17, 2011, 06:14:23 PM
Quote from: Weltbürger (NSFW) on March 17, 2011, 06:08:10 PM
Now do me.
You will offer a heartfelt, genuine apology to Khara, then you will post no less than 5 pictures of yourself for her to WOMP or not WOMP as she sees fit.
Just to clarify - would these be just for Khara to WOMP, or could anyone join in?
Anyone at all.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on March 17, 2011, 06:17:23 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 17, 2011, 06:14:23 PM
Quote from: Weltbürger (NSFW) on March 17, 2011, 06:08:10 PM
Now do me.
You will offer a heartfelt, genuine apology to Khara, then you will post no less than 5 pictures of yourself for her to WOMP or not WOMP as she sees fit.
:mittens:
It's as if the entire thread was created for this single post.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 17, 2011, 06:37:21 PM
Quote from: Captain Utopia on March 17, 2011, 06:32:39 PM
Just to clarify - would these be just for Khara to WOMP, or could anyone join in?
Anyone at all.
I have all these warm fuzzy feelings going on for you guys right this moment. I'm going to go punch somehting now so they can go away but I wanted to share first since it so rarely happens!!! MUUUAAAHHH!!!
Love and chainsaws,
Khara
It has occurred to me that I commented but didn't sign up. SO, I am here, seeking a quest.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on March 17, 2011, 08:30:09 PM
It has occurred to me that I commented but didn't sign up. SO, I am here, seeking a quest.
You will, at work, behave as Sam Vimes would. Not wearing his gear, etc, but acting as he would act in your position.
You will do this for 15 work days and record here the changes in the behavior of others, and in your own thought processes.
:mittens:
I WANT to see this!
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 17, 2011, 08:45:38 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on March 17, 2011, 08:30:09 PM
It has occurred to me that I commented but didn't sign up. SO, I am here, seeking a quest.
You will, at work, behave as Sam Vimes would. Not wearing his gear, etc, but acting as he would act in your position.
You will do this for 15 work days and record here the changes in the behavior of others, and in your own thought processes.
I'll pick up Guards, Guards tomorrow. :lulz:
From what I've read, I'm not sure this is going to be much of a mentality shift on my part, but I relish the challenge of being
even more cynical.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on March 17, 2011, 09:10:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 17, 2011, 08:45:38 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on March 17, 2011, 08:30:09 PM
It has occurred to me that I commented but didn't sign up. SO, I am here, seeking a quest.
You will, at work, behave as Sam Vimes would. Not wearing his gear, etc, but acting as he would act in your position.
You will do this for 15 work days and record here the changes in the behavior of others, and in your own thought processes.
I'll pick up Guards, Guards tomorrow. :lulz:
From what I've read, I'm not sure this is going to be much of a mentality shift on my part, but I relish the challenge of being even more cynical.
I'd suggest Nightwatch or Thud. He's a boozer in Guards, Guards.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 17, 2011, 09:34:59 PM
I'd suggest Nightwatch or Thud. He's a boozer in Guards, Guards.
Yeah, I mostly have Thud to go on. I'll have to add Nightwatch to that, then.
Well, much of the heavy lifting was done by Phox and Ogma, but I successfully got put in TU for "sexually harassing" LPB. I'll have some of the better screenshots in the TCC thread in OMF.
Paddy last awaiting a quest.
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on March 18, 2011, 09:57:34 AM
Well, much of the heavy lifting was done by Phox and Ogma, but I successfully got put in TU for "sexually harassing" LPB. I'll have some of the better screenshots in the TCC thread in OMF.
Quest completed.
Quote from: Faust on March 18, 2011, 11:49:45 AM
Paddy last awaiting a quest.
You will organize and lead a troll of any board not currently being visited.
Giveth unto me a quest.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 18, 2011, 02:15:43 PM
Giveth unto me a quest.
You will, in the next 60 days, arrange to have 4 days off in a row (long weekend will suffice). You will spend all 4 days with the kids - every waking moment - doing things oriented towards the kids. CELLPHONE OFF.
You will then post your impression of your stress levels before and after this 4 day period.
Special Assignment: Mr. Mom accepted.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 18, 2011, 02:11:09 PM
Quote from: Faust on March 18, 2011, 11:49:45 AM
Paddy last awaiting a quest.
You will organize and lead a troll of any board not currently being visited.
Hrm ok, I'll have to find somewhere juicy, I grow weary of wicca and pagans.
Quote from: Faust on March 18, 2011, 02:28:30 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 18, 2011, 02:11:09 PM
Quote from: Faust on March 18, 2011, 11:49:45 AM
Paddy last awaiting a quest.
You will organize and lead a troll of any board not currently being visited.
Hrm ok, I'll have to find somewhere juicy, I grow weary of wicca and pagans.
This would be preferred. Perhaps something akin to the old Forbes board.
You guys may notice there's a pattern - or rather a method - to these quests.
Bonus afterlife credits to anyone that figures it out.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 18, 2011, 04:01:51 PM
You guys may notice there's a pattern - or rather a method - to these quests.
Bonus afterlife credits to anyone that figures it out.
Quite a few of them seem to be along the lines of pushing the boundaries of one's comfort zone, or routine.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on March 18, 2011, 04:19:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 18, 2011, 04:01:51 PM
You guys may notice there's a pattern - or rather a method - to these quests.
Bonus afterlife credits to anyone that figures it out.
Quite a few of them seem to be along the lines of pushing the boundaries of one's comfort zone, or routine.
That's the obvious part (it would do no good if it didn't). There's a little bit more than that.
You're Tyler Durdening us, aren't you? Except for the part about erasing our individuality and making us into a living factory, I mean. This smacks of the Project: Mayhem homework assignments.
Anyway, I've been thinking about the best way to acquire that teabag. If I want to buy teabags (or pay for postage, for that matter), I'll need money. Which requires a job. Which I don't have, since that company I thought I got a job with seems to be doing its best to conceal its existence from me.
So the real point of this task is GET A JOB. In practical terms, at least.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 18, 2011, 02:10:34 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on March 18, 2011, 09:57:34 AM
Well, much of the heavy lifting was done by Phox and Ogma, but I successfully got put in TU for "sexually harassing" LPB. I'll have some of the better screenshots in the TCC thread in OMF.
Quest completed.
Hey! I didn't get that stamp! :D
Quote from: Jenne on March 18, 2011, 04:58:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 18, 2011, 02:10:34 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on March 18, 2011, 09:57:34 AM
Well, much of the heavy lifting was done by Phox and Ogma, but I successfully got put in TU for "sexually harassing" LPB. I'll have some of the better screenshots in the TCC thread in OMF.
Quest completed.
Hey! I didn't get that stamp! :D
Thought I did.
Quest Completed. You get to spend eternity with 72 chippendales and you get Senator Orrin Hatch as a piece of office furniture. His mouth will be removed, of course.
You know, we've never done gaia online....
I'm looking at fun spots from bigboards.com
So far, the opportunities that present themselves are:
htxp://www.gaiaonline.com/ stupid as fuck, may be a hard sell because the site is so hard to navigate, would have to pick specific targets and go for those.
Nexopia
Picture rating, sex and relationships forums. Seems work safe from what I've gathered, I've never been on it before. Lot of material to work with judging by the catagories
htsp://forums.offtopic.com/ another huge one that I'm unfamiliar with and so would be refreshing.
Bodybuilding.com easy target
Fan Forum even easier if we rail into any celeb and push our own choice.
I was considering something gross like a vampire forum but I those are a tough nut to crack en masse they are normally strict security.
Then there was the IMDB forums but its probably way too specific.
Quote from: Faust on March 18, 2011, 07:08:30 PM
I'm looking at fun spots from bigboards.com
So far, the opportunities that present themselves are:
htxp://www.gaiaonline.com/ stupid as fuck, may be a hard sell because the site is so hard to navigate, would have to pick specific targets and go for those.
Nexopia
Picture rating, sex and relationships forums. Seems work safe from what I've gathered, I've never been on it before. Lot of material to work with judging by the catagories
htsp://forums.offtopic.com/ another huge one that I'm unfamiliar with and so would be refreshing.
Bodybuilding.com easy target
Fan Forum even easier if we rail into any celeb and push our own choice.
I was considering something gross like a vampire forum but I those are a tough nut to crack en masse they are normally strict security.
Then there was the IMDB forums but its probably way too specific.
Try ggnetwork.darkbb.com, or any gaming clan sites, those guys are pretty easy to piss off, and most are full of themselves. As in they make me look brilliant.
Quote from: pH on March 18, 2011, 09:45:19 PM
Quote from: Faust on March 18, 2011, 07:08:30 PM
I'm looking at fun spots from bigboards.com
So far, the opportunities that present themselves are:
htxp://www.gaiaonline.com/ stupid as fuck, may be a hard sell because the site is so hard to navigate, would have to pick specific targets and go for those.
Nexopia
Picture rating, sex and relationships forums. Seems work safe from what I've gathered, I've never been on it before. Lot of material to work with judging by the catagories
htsp://forums.offtopic.com/ another huge one that I'm unfamiliar with and so would be refreshing.
Bodybuilding.com easy target
Fan Forum even easier if we rail into any celeb and push our own choice.
I was considering something gross like a vampire forum but I those are a tough nut to crack en masse they are normally strict security.
Then there was the IMDB forums but its probably way too specific.
Try ggnetwork.darkbb.com, or any gaming clan sites, those guys are pretty easy to piss off, and most are full of themselves. As in they make me look brilliant.
Gaming sites are
too easy and I have to shit on those people in real life, no fun to spend internet time with.
*dancing wiff Chippendales ITT*
WOOP WOOP! WOOP WOOP!
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 14, 2011, 05:37:28 PM
Khara: Quest completed.
LMNO: You will arrange a meeting of no less than 6 Discordians, in darkest Providence. You will attend this meeting, and bring back pics to be posted. This meeting may be for any purpose, but should probably involve beating on Dimo til he agrees to write real punk music for that lounge act he's in.
Dr Blight: You will assist LMNO, as he will need all the help he can get. You will restrain Dimo as needed. You will also issue dire threats to Richter, in furtherance of him sending my HST book back.
Sexecutioner: You will antagonize the most virulent Christian Conservative church in town, via flyers, sidewalk chalk, etc. This should run for 4 consective weeks. Record results via pics, and any response.
Planeswalker: You will go out of your way to meet 6 new people in the next 7 days. Record the weirdest one in any manner you choose. Everyone is fucking weird, you just have to decide which one strikes you as the weirdest.
Hovercat: You will make a WOMP for me, celebrating 30 years of Reaganism.
Cainad: You will cause a ruckus and record it. This should not involve violence, of course, but should be funny and/or surreal.
Payne: You will go without any mind/mood altering substances for a week. Tobacco is not included, but caffeine IS. Record your more murderous thoughts.
Babylon Horuv: You will go to TCC and pick a fight with C_A and Lilpinkbunny. You will screen shot the funny bits, and report back when they ban you.
Quest accepted.
Also, do LMNO and I count as the total of Discordians, or is it no less than 6 other Discordians?
Quote from: Doktor Blight on March 19, 2011, 12:54:54 AM
Also, do LMNO and I count as the total of Discordians, or is it no less than 6 other Discordians?
6 total.
This thread makes me happy that I found a religion worth finding.
Also, working diligently on my quest. I'm planning on hitting a location of epic magnitude.
Assignment complete
(http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/078/5/d/celebrating_30_years_of_reagan_by_dorkanese-d3c11tq.jpg)
He did legitimately say that. :lulz:
Quote from: Hover Cat on March 20, 2011, 03:17:41 AM
Assignment complete
(http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/078/5/d/celebrating_30_years_of_reagan_by_dorkanese-d3c11tq.jpg)
Quest Complete.I was expecting a collage of horrors, but that quote sort of did it all.
You get to spend eternity with 6 brainy muscle-dudes who hate talking politics or religion.
I am just letting it be known that I have started my Holy Quest today, rather than tomorrow as I had originally planned.
I have not ingested any caffeine at all today, nor partaken of any other verboten substance. For beverages I have only had herbal teas.
I have a headache, and everything looks like it's about 15 degrees off on the Z-axis. People were looking at me in the supermarket, and I was forced to smile at them. I misplaced my bank card, and when I had to pay at the checkout, it took me about five minutes to find it in one of my many pockets.
I'm scared, Roger.
What will happen tomorow when I have to deal with...
...WORK?
Quote from: Payne on March 20, 2011, 06:03:37 PM
I am just letting it be known that I have started my Holy Quest today, rather than tomorrow as I had originally planned.
I have not ingested any caffeine at all today, nor partaken of any other verboten substance. For beverages I have only had herbal teas.
I have a headache, and everything looks like it's about 15 degrees off on the Z-axis. People were looking at me in the supermarket, and I was forced to smile at them. I misplaced my bank card, and when I had to pay at the checkout, it took me about five minutes to find it in one of my many pockets.
I'm scared, Roger.
What will happen tomorow when I have to deal with...
...WORK?
I'LL KEEP YOU LOCKED IN MY HEAD, UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN
Quote from: Faust on March 18, 2011, 10:51:51 PM
Quote from: pH on March 18, 2011, 09:45:19 PM
Quote from: Faust on March 18, 2011, 07:08:30 PM
I'm looking at fun spots from bigboards.com
So far, the opportunities that present themselves are:
htxp://www.gaiaonline.com/ stupid as fuck, may be a hard sell because the site is so hard to navigate, would have to pick specific targets and go for those.
Nexopia
Picture rating, sex and relationships forums. Seems work safe from what I've gathered, I've never been on it before. Lot of material to work with judging by the catagories
htsp://forums.offtopic.com/ another huge one that I'm unfamiliar with and so would be refreshing.
Bodybuilding.com easy target
Fan Forum even easier if we rail into any celeb and push our own choice.
I was considering something gross like a vampire forum but I those are a tough nut to crack en masse they are normally strict security.
Then there was the IMDB forums but its probably way too specific.
Try ggnetwork.darkbb.com, or any gaming clan sites, those guys are pretty easy to piss off, and most are full of themselves. As in they make me look brilliant.
Gaming sites are too easy and I have to shit on those people in real life, no fun to spend internet time with.
How about some Beasting some Therionthropists? Don't think any of us are Trolling there, and they must be quite easy to get to say some really stupid stuff, because. . . . . . . . well, because they're all fucking werebeasts!
h££p://www.werelist.net/forums/index.php?s=36cd73130e605f16b88ef096e4e09615
ETA, Got anything not too taxing for me Rog? (It's OK if you haven't, but I thought it would be polite to ask anyway)
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 20, 2011, 04:01:20 PM
Quest Complete.
I was expecting a collage of horrors, but that quote sort of did it all.
You get to spend eternity with 6 brainy muscle-dudes who hate talking politics or religion.
Doesn't it just? And yay!
I had an idea for that nexopia site, Its full of annoying stroppy teens so
1) I would feel bad picking on kids and I'd have to play it nice
but
2) Its one of the largest sites on the net and as a lodestone it should not be exempt from trolling.
So here's an idea, I register as another annoying teen, call her Carly for instance, interact with the others and then after a couple of days register as Carly's nice but boring dad who tries to hard to be cool and is overprotective.
I feel that the idea of Parents showing up on that site would ruin the angsty rebellious tone and the site would empty like rats from a sinking skip.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 19, 2011, 03:13:04 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on March 19, 2011, 12:54:54 AM
Also, do LMNO and I count as the total of Discordians, or is it no less than 6 other Discordians?
6 total.
Well, if we get the RI crew in on something, that would work:
Suu
Richter
Dimo
Luna
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on March 21, 2011, 12:17:30 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 19, 2011, 03:13:04 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on March 19, 2011, 12:54:54 AM
Also, do LMNO and I count as the total of Discordians, or is it no less than 6 other Discordians?
6 total.
Well, if we get the RI crew in on something, that would work:
Suu
Richter
Dimo
Luna
We could heft Dimo through another ceiling, I suppose...
Roger, i'm sad to report that requesting sarsaparilla had little to no effect in four separate bars in the heart of cowtown...
two expressed ignorance of what it was, and two simply said 'no'. I wasn't even able to declare this place Portlandia. :sad:
Quote from: Iptuous on March 21, 2011, 02:31:42 PM
Roger, i'm sad to report that requesting sarsaparilla had little to no effect in four separate bars in the heart of cowtown...
two expressed ignorance of what it was, and two simply said 'no'. I wasn't even able to declare this place Portlandia. :sad:
Mission Complete: You will not be
required to spend time in the afterlife with people from Houston.
Ugh, work was harsh today.
All those 90 degree angles you find on walls and doors and such seemed to be that much more pointier to my scrambled vision. Colours took on menacing new meaning, even the rather dull and characterless yellow paint we have in our little kitchen area.
I could see in my colleagues eyes that they didn't share my discomfort with this place, as a I walked among them as if in one of those "young naive waif gets lured into the dangerous wrongs of drink and drugs" videos from back in the day. Except instead of scotch and cigars and opium, these bastards were knocking back coffee and laughing gaily. Each chuckle made me want to ram a fist down their throat, pull up their vocal chords and strangle them with them.
Work was also long, and so very. very. very tedious.
And tonight, I am going to a pub to celebrate a guys birthday. I don't know the guy, really. Well I kinda do, but it's a long story that I may cover in the recap at the end of the week.
Roger, when do I begin to feel Holier? Or is it just that I am already at Maximum Holy, and I'm just doing the spiritual equivilent of waiting in line at the DMV?
Quote from: Payne on March 21, 2011, 05:24:16 PM
Roger, when do I begin to feel Holier? Or is it just that I am already at Maximum Holy, and I'm just doing the spiritual equivilent of waiting in line at the DMV?
You're assuming there's a difference.
There's a reason enlightened Buddhists all smile enigmatically. They live in hell, and they aren't going to warn you about it, because misery loves company.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 21, 2011, 05:25:46 PM
Quote from: Payne on March 21, 2011, 05:24:16 PM
Roger, when do I begin to feel Holier? Or is it just that I am already at Maximum Holy, and I'm just doing the spiritual equivilent of waiting in line at the DMV?
You're assuming there's a difference.
There's a reason enlightened Buddhists all smile enigmatically. They live in hell, and they aren't going to warn you about it, because misery loves company.
I'm gonna get me a Buddhist hat then. Make one out of a face, and just wear it all the time.
"SAY WHA?, THIS IS MY HAPPYHAT
TM!"
I wonder if the Dalai Lama would donate his face... I wonder if I would gain Sooper Hell-Boodist Pyrotechnic Powers if I wore a HappyHat...
DAMN YOU ROGER!
:crankey:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 21, 2011, 05:25:46 PM
Quote from: Payne on March 21, 2011, 05:24:16 PM
Roger, when do I begin to feel Holier? Or is it just that I am already at Maximum Holy, and I'm just doing the spiritual equivilent of waiting in line at the DMV?
You're assuming there's a difference.
There's a reason enlightened Buddhists all smile enigmatically. They live in hell, and they aren't going to warn you about it, because misery loves company.
You just inspired a WOMP.
I can't get into Buddhism for the same reason I can't get into Christianity; they are both based on the idea that the physical world is Badwrong.
Sorry, babe; no can do.
Quote from: Nigel on March 21, 2011, 07:34:22 PM
I can't get into Buddhism for the same reason I can't get into Christianity; they are both based on the idea that the physical world is Badwrong.
Sorry, babe; no can do.
Fucking Buddhists. Here today, and here tomorrow. :crankey:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 21, 2011, 07:37:55 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 21, 2011, 07:34:22 PM
I can't get into Buddhism for the same reason I can't get into Christianity; they are both based on the idea that the physical world is Badwrong.
Sorry, babe; no can do.
Fucking Buddhists. Here today, and here tomorrow. :crankey:
:lulz:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 21, 2011, 07:37:55 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 21, 2011, 07:34:22 PM
I can't get into Buddhism for the same reason I can't get into Christianity; they are both based on the idea that the physical world is Badwrong.
Sorry, babe; no can do.
Fucking Buddhists. Here today, and here tomorrow. :crankey:
But I thought you were a buddha?
What a week!
I went out of my way alright, to find weird strangers and strange weirdos - and feel pleased with the results.
Give me a day to sort through my notes, write a coherent summary and maybe throw some of the recorded noises together. It's my first day off work in two weeks and my bones demand tending to.
In short: drunk soccer-lovers throw a fit out of nowhere, old danish man in search for "a little bedwarmer" hits on me, St. Patrick's Day at local "irish pub" goes badwrong, camping in the industrial jungle and getting to know the weird in close friends while finding new weird inside my selves. Good times!
Buddhism is the worst of all religions, in my opinion. any religion that teaches the dissolution of the self is pretty fucked up, i think.
it's like a suicide cult on steroids, right? i mean, most of the suicide cultists at least think that they are going to survive in some form, but the Buddhist self loathing is eternal...
fucking buddhists.
:argh!:
Quote from: Iptuous on March 22, 2011, 01:17:59 AM
Buddhism is the worst of all religions, in my opinion. any religion that teaches the dissolution of the self is pretty fucked up, i think.
it's like a suicide cult on steroids, right? i mean, most of the suicide cultists at least think that they are going to survive in some form, but the Buddhist self loathing is eternal...
fucking buddhists.
:argh!:
Except loathing implies an attachment. It's not the same as Christians being pissed at themselves all the time for being sinners.
Schools of thought and specific teachings vary, but in general the primary Buddhist teaching is to dissolve attachments. The idea of "self" tends to be bound up in our attachments to things we can never have, and the general Buddhist outlook is that these unattainable desires are what make us unhappy.
"
I want to be wealthy.
I need to get that promotion.
I worry that my life won't mean anything to anyone once I'm gone."
That's the theory, anyway. Sorta. In a very boiled-down and insufficient CliffNotes version.
Cainad,
Buddhist apologist, and going to Fundie Heaven now for derailing a Holy Thread.
so, they dismiss longsuffering as a virtue, or are they just too cowardly to face it?
Quote from: Cainad on March 22, 2011, 01:51:08 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on March 22, 2011, 01:17:59 AM
Buddhism is the worst of all religions, in my opinion. any religion that teaches the dissolution of the self is pretty fucked up, i think.
it's like a suicide cult on steroids, right? i mean, most of the suicide cultists at least think that they are going to survive in some form, but the Buddhist self loathing is eternal...
fucking buddhists.
:argh!:
Except loathing implies an attachment. It's not the same as Christians being pissed at themselves all the time for being sinners.
Schools of thought and specific teachings vary, but in general the primary Buddhist teaching is to dissolve attachments. The idea of "self" tends to be bound up in our attachments to things we can never have, and the general Buddhist outlook is that these unattainable desires are what make us unhappy.
"I want to be wealthy. I need to get that promotion. I worry that my life won't mean anything to anyone once I'm gone."
That's the theory, anyway. Sorta. In a very boiled-down and insufficient CliffNotes version.
Cainad,
Buddhist apologist, and going to Fundie Heaven now for derailing a Holy Thread.
Those unattainable goals are what make us
human.
Quote from: Iptuous on March 22, 2011, 02:23:34 AM
so, they dismiss longsuffering as a virtue, or are they just too cowardly to face it?
What do you think? :lol: "Be a pussy!" wouldn't make a great advertising slogan.
In general, they reject the idea that a life of suffering is somehow a good or virtuous thing (something which is pretty deeply ingrained into the Judeo-Christian mindset). But neither is it about running away from suffering or seeking pleasure at every opportunity, since that would just be hedonism (something which is also generally believed to lead to more suffering in the long run).
It's more like a different approach to the suffering that life offers.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 22, 2011, 02:38:11 AM
Those unattainable goals are what make us human.
Yes, but they also make us suffer. And striving to be human could also be seen as an attachment that leads to more suffering as well. It's all about priorities.
That being said, there's a reason I don't consider myself Buddhist. Can't get entirely behind the ideals of it myself. I
like getting the things I want out of life, even if it means suffering when I can't have them.
Quote from: Cainad on March 22, 2011, 02:42:11 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 22, 2011, 02:38:11 AM
Those unattainable goals are what make us human.
Yes, but they also make us suffer. And striving to be human could also be seen as an attachment that leads to more suffering as well. It's all about priorities.
If you're afraid of a bit of suffering, you'll never get that cheeseburger, Cainad.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 22, 2011, 02:56:29 AM
Quote from: Cainad on March 22, 2011, 02:42:11 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 22, 2011, 02:38:11 AM
Those unattainable goals are what make us human.
Yes, but they also make us suffer. And striving to be human could also be seen as an attachment that leads to more suffering as well. It's all about priorities.
If you're afraid of a bit of suffering, you'll never get that cheeseburger, Cainad.
Yeah. As I said, I like the Good Things too much to want to stop playing the game altogether.
Mobile, AL but spend much of my lyfe in New Orleans.
Dame, por favor!
Quote from: navkat on March 22, 2011, 03:37:07 AM
Mobile, AL but spend much of my lyfe in New Orleans.
Dame, por favor!
Ah, yes.
You will hunt down lost Verthaine, and verify that he is alive.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 22, 2011, 03:41:25 AM
Quote from: navkat on March 22, 2011, 03:37:07 AM
Mobile, AL but spend much of my lyfe in New Orleans.
Dame, por favor!
Ah, yes.
You will hunt down lost Verthaine, and verify that he is alive.
Great. This means PosterGASM in NOLA. Is he in the Spagbook?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 22, 2011, 03:41:25 AM
Quote from: navkat on March 22, 2011, 03:37:07 AM
Mobile, AL but spend much of my lyfe in New Orleans.
Dame, por favor!
Ah, yes.
You will hunt down lost Verthaine, and verify that he is alive.
Done. He is alive.
He walks past my friend's place daily. I will have him get in touch.
See pic posted to my fb.
Ive got nothing better to do.
Shoot.
Quote from: navkat on March 22, 2011, 04:00:16 AM
He walks past my friend's place daily. I will have him get in touch.
See pic posted to my fb.
Naw? That EASY? Damn.
Kinda kool, huh?
It honestly made me smile to be a small part of a Katrina reconnection story. I'm humbled and honored..I def. gained more from this task than y'all did.
Thank you for that.
I'm so jealous if you've met him in person. SO VERY JEALOUS!
I haven't updated in a few days, so here we are:
Tuesday - Work was less harsh than monday, though using the spray cleaner thing we have for extended periods of time always fucks me up. Anyway, after spending a good bit of time spraying the yard (mostly) clean of the thick layer of mud and filth it had accrued, and then spraying down one of the tipper trucks, my hands and back were flagging. It is surely therefore forgivible that I knocked one of the directors flat on his ass with the sprayer when I hit him in the middle of his chest. Right? It's not like I did it on purpose. After work, I went to the D&D game Pixie and I go to. Fortunately, I was able to get away with not doing much during the game cause we're going through a rather politics heavy bit of roleplay, rather than fightin' action, and m,y character is very much a stupid brutish tank - not political at all. This is the first time I REALLY wanted a coffee so bad that I could actually taste it in my mouth. I fell asleep as soon as my head hit the pillow when I got home, and I didn't even get Pixies "I got home safe!" text message till the next morning.
Wednesday - Work made me feel unusually serene today. I don't know what happened, but I didn't feel like eating anyones faces clean off. I dunno man, it was almost spiritual. But then I felt absolutely beat up when I got home and fell asleep ridiculously early, which was just as well because......
Thursday - Has been a BITCH of a day. I got up at 4:15 to get scrubbed up and ready to go for a day on the crane lorry with Terry-The-Ex-Navy-Deserter. Our main job was at Portsmouth Naval Docks.
On the whole this day was a series of the crane lorry equivilent of those little picture puzzle games where you slide squares around and there's only one empty space? Mentally and physically exhausting, particularly combined with the added 1.5 hour total cycling time on top of the work.
I am now home, somewhat later than normal. And nothing makes more sense than sitting down with a brew and bitching about work. I NEED COFFEE DAMN IT. :argh!:
:( The Quest weighs hard on the Great Payne's chest...
Quote from: Jenne on March 24, 2011, 07:32:48 PM
:( The Quest weighs hard on the Great Payne's chest...
You fuckers should tremble. I'M BECOMING SUPRA-HOLY NOW! I FEEL AN END OF DAYS COMING ON!
Quote from: Payne on March 24, 2011, 08:00:03 PM
Quote from: Jenne on March 24, 2011, 07:32:48 PM
:( The Quest weighs hard on the Great Payne's chest...
You fuckers should tremble. I'M BECOMING SUPRA-HOLY NOW! I FEEL AN END OF DAYS COMING ON!
I expect some scripture out of this.
Quote from: Payne on March 24, 2011, 08:00:03 PM
Quote from: Jenne on March 24, 2011, 07:32:48 PM
:( The Quest weighs hard on the Great Payne's chest...
You fuckers should tremble. I'M BECOMING SUPRA-HOLY NOW! I FEEL AN END OF DAYS COMING ON!
Strictly speaking though, isn't there an "End of Days" every day?
But if you mean one of the big ones, (Gotterdammerung, Armageddon, Ragnarok, Evermore, Helm's Deep) will we all perish, or are we going to be among the saved? If we're saved, I hope that fucking Rapture thing isn't the only option. Because, I would rather spend eternity scarfing down my own bodily waste ,than spend any time with the people who claim to be on the Rapture list. So c'mon, with your new powers, you should be able to get a nod from the other side regarding this. Or would I be better off asking the milkman?
Quote from: BadBeast on March 24, 2011, 09:42:47 PM
Quote from: Payne on March 24, 2011, 08:00:03 PM
Quote from: Jenne on March 24, 2011, 07:32:48 PM
:( The Quest weighs hard on the Great Payne's chest...
You fuckers should tremble. I'M BECOMING SUPRA-HOLY NOW! I FEEL AN END OF DAYS COMING ON!
Strictly speaking though, isn't there an "End of Days" every day?
But if you mean one of the big ones, (Gotterdammerung, Armageddon, Ragnarok, Evermore, Helm's Deep) will we all perish, or are we going to be among the saved? If we're saved, I hope that fucking Rapture thing isn't the only option. Because, I would rather spend eternity scarfing down my own bodily waste ,than spend any time with the people who claim to be on the Rapture list. So c'mon, with your new powers, you should be able to get a nod from the other side regarding this. Or would I be better off asking the milkman?
The afterlife is my department. Payne is strictly involved with scourging the unworthy.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 24, 2011, 09:57:16 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on March 24, 2011, 09:42:47 PM
Quote from: Payne on March 24, 2011, 08:00:03 PM
Quote from: Jenne on March 24, 2011, 07:32:48 PM
:( The Quest weighs hard on the Great Payne's chest...
You fuckers should tremble. I'M BECOMING SUPRA-HOLY NOW! I FEEL AN END OF DAYS COMING ON!
Strictly speaking though, isn't there an "End of Days" every day?
But if you mean one of the big ones, (Gotterdammerung, Armageddon, Ragnarok, Evermore, Helm's Deep) will we all perish, or are we going to be among the saved? If we're saved, I hope that fucking Rapture thing isn't the only option. Because, I would rather spend eternity scarfing down my own bodily waste ,than spend any time with the people who claim to be on the Rapture list. So c'mon, with your new powers, you should be able to get a nod from the other side regarding this. Or would I be better off asking the milkman?
The afterlife is my department. Payne is strictly involved with scourging the unworthy.
That's good work, if you can get it. Is there an immortality package to go with it?
With Healthcare too?
Quote from: BadBeast on March 24, 2011, 10:05:51 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 24, 2011, 09:57:16 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on March 24, 2011, 09:42:47 PM
Quote from: Payne on March 24, 2011, 08:00:03 PM
Quote from: Jenne on March 24, 2011, 07:32:48 PM
:( The Quest weighs hard on the Great Payne's chest...
You fuckers should tremble. I'M BECOMING SUPRA-HOLY NOW! I FEEL AN END OF DAYS COMING ON!
Strictly speaking though, isn't there an "End of Days" every day?
But if you mean one of the big ones, (Gotterdammerung, Armageddon, Ragnarok, Evermore, Helm's Deep) will we all perish, or are we going to be among the saved? If we're saved, I hope that fucking Rapture thing isn't the only option. Because, I would rather spend eternity scarfing down my own bodily waste ,than spend any time with the people who claim to be on the Rapture list. So c'mon, with your new powers, you should be able to get a nod from the other side regarding this. Or would I be better off asking the milkman?
The afterlife is my department. Payne is strictly involved with scourging the unworthy.
That's good work, if you can get it. Is there an immortality package to go with it?
With Healthcare too?
Fuck no. This is AMERICA™!
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 24, 2011, 10:06:51 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on March 24, 2011, 10:05:51 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 24, 2011, 09:57:16 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on March 24, 2011, 09:42:47 PM
Quote from: Payne on March 24, 2011, 08:00:03 PM
Quote from: Jenne on March 24, 2011, 07:32:48 PM
:( The Quest weighs hard on the Great Payne's chest...
You fuckers should tremble. I'M BECOMING SUPRA-HOLY NOW! I FEEL AN END OF DAYS COMING ON!
Strictly speaking though, isn't there an "End of Days" every day?
But if you mean one of the big ones, (Gotterdammerung, Armageddon, Ragnarok, Evermore, Helm's Deep) will we all perish, or are we going to be among the saved? If we're saved, I hope that fucking Rapture thing isn't the only option. Because, I would rather spend eternity scarfing down my own bodily waste ,than spend any time with the people who claim to be on the Rapture list. So c'mon, with your new powers, you should be able to get a nod from the other side regarding this. Or would I be better off asking the milkman?
The afterlife is my department. Payne is strictly involved with scourging the unworthy.
That's good work, if you can get it. Is there an immortality package to go with it?
With Healthcare too?
Fuck no. This is AMERICA™!
Of course! How remiss of me. There's always room over here for a good Afterlife Administrator. Benefits too. Ever considered emigrating?
Quote from: BadBeast on March 24, 2011, 10:31:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 24, 2011, 10:06:51 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on March 24, 2011, 10:05:51 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 24, 2011, 09:57:16 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on March 24, 2011, 09:42:47 PM
Quote from: Payne on March 24, 2011, 08:00:03 PM
Quote from: Jenne on March 24, 2011, 07:32:48 PM
:( The Quest weighs hard on the Great Payne's chest...
You fuckers should tremble. I'M BECOMING SUPRA-HOLY NOW! I FEEL AN END OF DAYS COMING ON!
Strictly speaking though, isn't there an "End of Days" every day?
But if you mean one of the big ones, (Gotterdammerung, Armageddon, Ragnarok, Evermore, Helm's Deep) will we all perish, or are we going to be among the saved? If we're saved, I hope that fucking Rapture thing isn't the only option. Because, I would rather spend eternity scarfing down my own bodily waste ,than spend any time with the people who claim to be on the Rapture list. So c'mon, with your new powers, you should be able to get a nod from the other side regarding this. Or would I be better off asking the milkman?
The afterlife is my department. Payne is strictly involved with scourging the unworthy.
That's good work, if you can get it. Is there an immortality package to go with it?
With Healthcare too?
Fuck no. This is AMERICA™!
Of course! How remiss of me. There's always room over here for a good Afterlife Administrator. Benefits too. Ever considered emigrating?
EVERY
DAY
OF
MY
LIFE
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Ive got nothing better to do.
Shoot.
Where are you?
Michigan. Upper peninsula.
A yooper? Oh, my.
You will get your local library to stock a copy of the PD.
Ive got a better idea.
My local YMCA has a "take a book leave a book" thing.
Well, if you have your own quest, knock yourself out. It's your soul.
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Ive got nothing better to do.
Shoot.
Where are you?
Michigan. Upper peninsula.
A yooper? Oh, my.
You will get your local library to stock a copy of the PD.
Ive got a better idea.
My local YMCA has a "take a book leave a book" thing.
Well, if you have your own quest, knock yourself out. It's your soul.
Fine, Ill do the library.
What do I even need my soul for anyways?
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Ive got nothing better to do.
Shoot.
Where are you?
Michigan. Upper peninsula.
A yooper? Oh, my.
You will get your local library to stock a copy of the PD.
Ive got a better idea.
My local YMCA has a "take a book leave a book" thing.
Well, if you have your own quest, knock yourself out. It's your soul.
Fine, Ill do the library.
What do I even need my soul for anyways?
Actually, yoopers don't have souls. Just a rancid bag of raw smelt.
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Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on March 22, 2011, 04:29:48 AM
Ive got nothing better to do.
Shoot.
Where are you?
Michigan. Upper peninsula.
A yooper? Oh, my.
You will get your local library to stock a copy of the PD.
Ive got a better idea.
My local YMCA has a "take a book leave a book" thing.
Well, if you have your own quest, knock yourself out. It's your soul.
Fine, Ill do the library.
What do I even need my soul for anyways?
Actually, yoopers don't have souls. Just a rancid bag of raw smelt.
Im not a yooper I moved here from Casa Grande.
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Ive got nothing better to do.
Shoot.
Where are you?
Michigan. Upper peninsula.
A yooper? Oh, my.
You will get your local library to stock a copy of the PD.
Ive got a better idea.
My local YMCA has a "take a book leave a book" thing.
Well, if you have your own quest, knock yourself out. It's your soul.
Fine, Ill do the library.
What do I even need my soul for anyways?
Actually, yoopers don't have souls. Just a rancid bag of raw smelt.
Im not a yooper I moved here from Casa Grande.
You'll be back. But you're tainted now.
Like MEAT
:meatspin:
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Ive got nothing better to do.
Shoot.
Where are you?
Michigan. Upper peninsula.
A yooper? Oh, my.
You will get your local library to stock a copy of the PD.
Ive got a better idea.
My local YMCA has a "take a book leave a book" thing.
Well, if you have your own quest, knock yourself out. It's your soul.
Fine, Ill do the library.
What do I even need my soul for anyways?
Actually, yoopers don't have souls. Just a rancid bag of raw smelt.
Im not a yooper I moved here from Casa Grande.
You'll be back. But you're tainted now.
Youll have to drag me back.
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on March 25, 2011, 03:03:26 AM
Youll have to drag me back.
No I won't. The universe does that.
There's no escape.
Am I too late for a quest?
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I'd like to offer up the idea that PD is a mind/mood altering substance.
No, it's holy stuff.
There's a difference? :?
Only in court. :fnord:
Actually, ritual focus on something is usually included in 'religion'. 'Something' != Cheetos (most of the time)
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on March 25, 2011, 06:40:07 AM
Am I too late for a quest?
It's never too late.
You're near/around Indianapolis, right?
If I try again will you please make it stop FUCKING SNOWING???
Quote from: Khara on March 25, 2011, 01:50:31 PM
If I try again will you please make it stop FUCKING SNOWING???
Not my department. You have to talk to Aput.
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If I try again will you please make it stop FUCKING SNOWING???
Not my department. You have to talk to Aput.
:cry:
But the message box is full....
:cry:
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If I try again will you please make it stop FUCKING SNOWING???
Not my department. You have to talk to Aput.
:cry:
But the message box is full....
:cry:
Yeah, he's a cunt that way.
Good Reverend: Nurse East, in drunken boast at game night, has requested a quest.
..well maybe not DIRECTLY, but I think she'd like one regardless.
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Hell, I need something to do. If I succeed do I get a super-secret Eris decoder ring?
No. You just don't have to spend eternity with Jerry Falwell and Fred Phelps.
You will incorporate the following things into your next show:
1. Rubber vomit. If you can't find any, real vomit will do.
2. Calling the bouncer "Susan".
3. A brand new song. Kick those lazy fucking bandmates in their arses. You're on the verge of being a lounge act.
Ok, so
1. This ones's too easy. Real vomit is a dime a bucket at our shows. Fake vomit would be insulting to the hard working drunks that strive to make the prettiest puke-puddles.
2. Wait. The bouncer's name
isn't Susan? No wonder why he gives me the look of dfeath every time he sees me.
3. Bad news: despite playing shows consistantly, we haven't practiced since August of '09. Good news: my guitarist got his balls back in the divorce, so we're building a rehearsal space in his house. A new song is an eventuality now. Will post if it ever gets recorded.
I found the Josh Mills a bit ago, even told him, you said we are too have many bourbon together, and made doubly sure he did in fact know you.
I am tempted to find out where he is and skill drag him to a bar because that was last Friday. HE IS BLOCKING MY HOLY QUEST!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Good Reverend: Nurse East, in drunken boast at game night, has requested a quest.
..well maybe not DIRECTLY, but I think she'd like one regardless.
She did. I heard it.
I think.
I might have been as drunk as she was, so reports may be slightly unreliable.
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Good Reverend: Nurse East, in drunken boast at game night, has requested a quest.
..well maybe not DIRECTLY, but I think she'd like one regardless.
She will try eating some octopus.
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I found the Josh Mills a bit ago, even told him, you said we are too have many bourbon together, and made doubly sure he did in fact know you.
I am tempted to find out where he is and skill drag him to a bar because that was last Friday. HE IS BLOCKING MY HOLY QUEST!!!!!!!!!!!!
He's in the field, I think.
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Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 25, 2011, 03:12:17 PM
I found the Josh Mills a bit ago, even told him, you said we are too have many bourbon together, and made doubly sure he did in fact know you.
I am tempted to find out where he is and skill drag him to a bar because that was last Friday. HE IS BLOCKING MY HOLY QUEST!!!!!!!!!!!!
He's in the field, I think.
It's possible, and mostly figured.
Fucking Infantry always going out and doing Solider shit.
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I found the Josh Mills a bit ago, even told him, you said we are too have many bourbon together, and made doubly sure he did in fact know you.
I am tempted to find out where he is and skill drag him to a bar because that was last Friday. HE IS BLOCKING MY HOLY QUEST!!!!!!!!!!!!
He's in the field, I think.
It's possible, and mostly figured.
Fucking Infantry always going out and doing Solider shit.
Which is better than vaporer shit.
Friday was an odd day, I didn't actually have much to do for most of the day, and I was able to accept this with minimal pacing and boredom.
I thought instead about what form my new Holy Work will take, and I like the ideas I have bouncing around my head. Need to fire a quick PM to someone about it and then hopefully get to work on it.
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Good Reverend: Nurse East, in drunken boast at game night, has requested a quest.
..well maybe not DIRECTLY, but I think she'd like one regardless.
She will try eating some octopus.
Willingly?
Deacon "Salvation by ANY means necessary, now where's my hat?" Richter
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Good Reverend: Nurse East, in drunken boast at game night, has requested a quest.
..well maybe not DIRECTLY, but I think she'd like one regardless.
She will try eating some octopus.
Willingly?
Deacon "Salvation by ANY means necessary, now where's my hat?" Richter
I'll remember you said that...
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Am I too late for a quest?
It's never too late.
You're near/around Indianapolis, right?
Yes, west side of Indianapolis and occasionally in Terre Haute.
Yesterday was an All-Day-Pixie day, and I didn't notice the lack of caffeine so much. The other prohibited substances were things I barely noticed as being missing all week, seeing as I rarely drink anymore and rarely indulge in other forms of drug, as much as I find such things enjoyable.
I survived the birthday party at a pub without booze, I cut way back on all sugars and other such sweet things, I drank only herbal and non-caffeinated tea all week, at no point was I offered anything that could be considered a verboten substance for me to turn it down but doubtless I could have had I been. I made sure to tell people it was my religious duty to decline all such things, and for others further explained that I was experimenting with my body by witholding it's favoured treats. No one seemed to be all that surprised. I think I really need to get myself a Prophetic Robe.
I was up early this morning for to watch a sporting event on the other side of the world live, and as I was able to partake of coffee, I did. My hands shook for a bit, and the first taste of the wicked brew did strange things to my taste buds. I promptly knocked over the first cup of coffee I'd made for myself in over a week, and had to make myself a new one.
It is now my intention to hopefully find the time to write something suitably epic and awesome. It'll be a genre with which I am in no way truly familiar, and the project I have in mind is pretty mind boggling in scale in many ways. Expect nothing soon, but I would perhaps appreciate someone poking me with a stick once in a while to find out what I'm actually doing about getting it done.
Quest: completed?
Status: +++Holy?
Quest Completed.
++ Holy, and you're in charge of the Calvinists in the afterlife. Ho ho ho!
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Quest Completed.
++ Holy, and you're in charge of the Calvinists in the afterlife. Ho ho ho!
So, no Holier, but I get to give the Calvinists what they always wanted?
BOOYAH! I believe this counts as a victory.
:lulz:
I'm doing crap at my quest. Haven't even looked at another forum in days.
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I'm doing crap at my quest. Haven't even looked at another forum in days.
S'okay, Faust, I won't be able to do mine til at least May. :sad:
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I'm doing crap at my quest. Haven't even looked at another forum in days.
S'okay, Faust, I won't be able to do mine til at least May. :sad:
BECAUSE ARTHUR HAD, LIKE, 3 DAYS TO FETCH THE GRAIL!
:lulz:
Relax. There's no time limit unless specified.
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on March 25, 2011, 09:46:21 PM
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Am I too late for a quest?
It's never too late.
You're near/around Indianapolis, right?
Yes, west side of Indianapolis and occasionally in Terre Haute.
PLEASE TO HAVE QUEST NOW, O HOLY ONE!
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Quote from: Iason Ouabache on March 25, 2011, 06:40:07 AM
Am I too late for a quest?
It's never too late.
You're near/around Indianapolis, right?
Yes, west side of Indianapolis and occasionally in Terre Haute.
PLEASE TO HAVE QUEST NOW, O HOLY ONE!
You will arrange to have a meetup with at least one other board member, past or present, whom you have not met before.
Who, how, and where is entirely up to you. This will occur within the next 90 days.
You will post pics.
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Quote from: Iason Ouabache on March 25, 2011, 06:40:07 AM
Am I too late for a quest?
It's never too late.
You're near/around Indianapolis, right?
Yes, west side of Indianapolis and occasionally in Terre Haute.
PLEASE TO HAVE QUEST NOW, O HOLY ONE!
You will arrange to have a meetup with at least one other board member, past or present, whom you have not met before.
Who, how, and where is entirely up to you. This will occur within the next 90 days.
You will post pics.
Damn, that's a tough one. Hopefully NWC will be flying back into the states within the next 3 months or Phox is willing to meet me halfway at a seedy redneck bar in southern IL.
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Quote from: Iason Ouabache on March 25, 2011, 06:40:07 AM
Am I too late for a quest?
It's never too late.
You're near/around Indianapolis, right?
Yes, west side of Indianapolis and occasionally in Terre Haute.
PLEASE TO HAVE QUEST NOW, O HOLY ONE!
You will arrange to have a meetup with at least one other board member, past or present, whom you have not met before.
Who, how, and where is entirely up to you. This will occur within the next 90 days.
You will post pics.
Damn, that's a tough one. Hopefully NWC will be flying back into the states within the next 3 months or Phox is willing to meet me halfway at a seedy redneck bar in southern IL.
There's one or two Indiana Spags on board. That might be more productive.
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Quote from: Iason Ouabache on March 25, 2011, 06:40:07 AM
Am I too late for a quest?
It's never too late.
You're near/around Indianapolis, right?
Yes, west side of Indianapolis and occasionally in Terre Haute.
PLEASE TO HAVE QUEST NOW, O HOLY ONE!
You will arrange to have a meetup with at least one other board member, past or present, whom you have not met before.
Who, how, and where is entirely up to you. This will occur within the next 90 days.
You will post pics.
Damn, that's a tough one. Hopefully NWC will be flying back into the states within the next 3 months or Phox is willing to meet me halfway at a seedy redneck bar in southern IL.
That gives us plenty of options. :lulz:
Been three weeks. I'll have the write up of acting like Vimes shortly.
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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 25, 2011, 01:41:41 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on March 25, 2011, 06:40:07 AM
Am I too late for a quest?
It's never too late.
You're near/around Indianapolis, right?
Yes, west side of Indianapolis and occasionally in Terre Haute.
PLEASE TO HAVE QUEST NOW, O HOLY ONE!
You will arrange to have a meetup with at least one other board member, past or present, whom you have not met before.
Who, how, and where is entirely up to you. This will occur within the next 90 days.
You will post pics.
Damn, that's a tough one. Hopefully NWC will be flying back into the states within the next 3 months or Phox is willing to meet me halfway at a seedy redneck bar in southern IL.
That gives us plenty of options. :lulz:
HEY NOW remember I'm in St. Louis right across the river from Illinois so if y'all are gonna do something in IL..... Even if it is with my arch nemesis.. :argh!: :lulz:
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Whoops.
You want an EASY one, or a DIFFICULT one?
Oooh that's a hard choice. Can I haz both?
No. One or the other.
DECIDE, MORTAL. THE GODS ARE IMPATIENT AND FICKLE!
Okay.... give me an EASY one, then.
You will seek out Khara in St Louis, and go have a beer with her.
Pics to be posted, evening to be documented.
This is my quest, Khara. I have to find YOU in St. Louis. :lulz:
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Whoops.
You want an EASY one, or a DIFFICULT one?
Oooh that's a hard choice. Can I haz both?
No. One or the other.
DECIDE, MORTAL. THE GODS ARE IMPATIENT AND FICKLE!
Okay.... give me an EASY one, then.
You will seek out Khara in St Louis, and go have a beer with her.
Pics to be posted, evening to be documented.
This is my quest, Khara. I have to find YOU in St. Louis. :lulz:
It's so very simple to find me. Go to south city, what they like to call the garden district, go two blocks north and ask the first person you see where the crazy white lady lives.... :lulz:
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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 12, 2011, 02:08:50 AM
Whoops.
You want an EASY one, or a DIFFICULT one?
Oooh that's a hard choice. Can I haz both?
No. One or the other.
DECIDE, MORTAL. THE GODS ARE IMPATIENT AND FICKLE!
Okay.... give me an EASY one, then.
You will seek out Khara in St Louis, and go have a beer with her.
Pics to be posted, evening to be documented.
This is my quest, Khara. I have to find YOU in St. Louis. :lulz:
It's so very simple to find me. Go to south city, what they like to call the garden district, go two blocks north and ask the first person you see where the crazy white lady lives.... :lulz:
Has to wait until May. Will get in touch with you and make arrangements then. :)
So, since there is actually no way I could be more cynical about my job, and since there's no grand mystery to solve, I went wth highlighting Vimes' strong ability to describe the mindset and proper method of police work. Here's part one, of three, one for each week on the quest:
A good copper does the job that's in front of them. A dispatcher that does the job in front of him is ignoring the jobs to the left, right, behind, and probably another one or two also in front of him. There's two parts of the job. The waiting part, that's where the punch clock turns into a shackle. Then there's the working part. That's when your field of vision needs take on certain aspects of the house fly. You aren't a dispatcher unless you're absolutely miserable doing either.
Nobody's perfected this more than Mick. You meet him and he's personable enough, the kind of guy that was always a bit of a hot shot in his youth that's put on a bit of paunch after a marriage and a couple of kids. Then the radio goes off.
"Uuugh," he pronounces. He dispatches, and he's done, then, "sickening already."
The pronounced groan is how we identify him. The conversation generally goes "Who did you work with last night," and the response is, "uuuugh."
Now a dispatcher is a funny kind of character. They don't like people very much. They like being the ones with all the information. They need things to be organized. And they need to not care a whole lot about it.
You get someone who cares too much, and they're going to be broken by Daniels.
Daniels is the K9 officer, and there has never been a more appropriate match between a job description and the person who does it.
"Daniels to Dispatch."
"Uuugh. Go ahead K9."
"I'm out on Route 34, westbound. Small vehicle disabled in the left turn lane. I'll be standing by. Just for the log, show me out on Route 34, westbound with that vehicle. It's in a bad spot waiting for a tow. Show me out with it. For the log, Mick."
For Daniels the log is magic. It is salvation, a witness to life's every event. And with Daniels, there are a lot of events. Broken down cars, drivers without licenses, lost motorists, confused elderly, unregistered cars, warrants, everything. And all of it for the log.
"Sickening already," Mick says.
You have to let him do it. The only thing worse than groaning and taking every call we get is, for him, having someone else do it.
"Daniels to Dispatch."
"Uuugh. Go ahead Daniels."
"Yeah I'm out with that vehicle. Driver says she's broken down, already called for a tow. Do me a favor, Mick, get on the line with the police department and see if they can send a tow. Sometimes they're faster. And show me standing by in the log, Mick."
"Received."
Today is Sunday. Sunday is always a punch-clock-is-your-enemy kind of day. With the exception of K9 Daniels.
"Daniels to Dispatch."
"Dispatch."
"You can show me clear of that location, for the log. The towing company showed up. So I'll be off the scene en route back to the station."
"Received."
Infinitely. Because some coppers actually do the job that's in front of them. It's just that for some, the job seems a lot more alive. You spend a few weeks with Daniels and you notice a pattern of things just happening around him. For anyone else, it would be a day as normal. But for Daniels, a day as normal included no less than two tow trucks, a drug search, a bilingual interpreter, three reams of paper, more reports than most entire agencies can accomplish in a year, and a quick chat up in the dispatch room with a guy who just can't seem to sit still.
Mick hates it, but that's because Mick hates work. It's not that he doesn't like to work, it's just that work qualifies as something. Work being something, and things which Mick hates being everything, the natural conclusion is one stubbornly pessimistic dispatcher.
I like Daniels because he's a nice guy, and that's all there is to it. Nice guy who has a way of getting under people's skin, but a nice guy. I've worked with a copper who does nothing. He goes through the motions, having us do all the paperwork, moving about for the sake of looking busy, and then when it comes time for him to take action he simply doesn't.
That one was why I don't hate the log. It's about liability, and a dangerously inactive copper is more than ready to make excuses as to why he's dangerously inactive when that sort of thing gets noticed. And dispatch is where the blame tends to go.
So you sit, and you wait. Sitting in the office you can't make things happen. But when they do, you do them all. You make the little world of policing go around, to make sure a copper that's moving about isn't doing so in one place.
Fuck yes.
The phones go off in the evenings. We are not receptionists. We are dispatchers. A receptionist is someone who is there to help you. A dispatcher is someone who you are interrupting from doing actual work. So when the receptionist turns the phone off in the evening and you get a voice that sounds like it would happily toss you a heavy stone while you drowned, you are talking to the dispatcher.
"Dispatch." That is all. It is the department, perhaps the name of the speaker. No 'how can I help you' or 'how can I direct your call,' just 'dispatch.' In fact, we don't really want to help you. It just happens that helping you is the fastest way of getting off the line.
"Hi, I'm not sure if I have the right department. I'm looking for the caseworker for NS unit."
"Administrative staff has stepped out for the day, you'll have to call back tomorrow during business hours."
Click.
We don't take messages. We don't take them from one staff member to another, we don't take them from civilians to inmates. We connect you to the right phone extension or to the right person, and the faster we can do this the happier we'll both be.
"Dispatch."
"My boyfriend got locked up and I want to put money in his canteen."
"I'm going to send you to the inmate information line." Transfer, click.
That's because we know how communication works. You get the gist but the details get all mangled up. And when you're giving a story with details, it's the details that get questioned. Can't answer a question about something we weren't directly privy to, so we send you to the person who was. We are the middle man, and we are more than happy to cut ourselves out.
"Dispatch."
"I'd like to speak with Officer Smith."
"I'm going to send you to the control desk." Transfer, click.
The phones rings and one of seven people are on the line. The first can't string a thought together, but can manage a sentence. The second has something clearly in mind, but can't actually speak it. The third doesn't understand that you can't solve all of their problems. The fourth manages to talk without a fraction of a pause, somehow not breathing. The fifth can only speak in shrieks. The sixth is your boss. The seventh is an actual nice person. One through six overlap. In two years I have spoken with seven a total of three times, and they probably only qualify because it was a very short conversation.
Then there's the calls coming from a line that you can tell from the ID are going to be misdials.
"Sheriff's Office."
"Hello, is this Dr. Springer's office?"
"No, this is the Sheriff's Office."
"What number is this?"
"It's the number for the Sheriff's Office."
They never believe you. Like you were mistaken. No, sir, you're right, this is Papa Gino's Pizzeria, answering for a county sheriff's office three times was my mistake. Let me offer you some bread sticks.
But every so often the phone can be difficult instead of a nuisance. It is for these reasons that Pete has learned to avoid it.
Pete's the newest hire, the only one with less time than me, and holds the title of the reddest human being I've ever met. The office is thankfully devoid of sharp objects, because I'm fairly certain he is composed entirely of blood, which upon disturbing would then spray like a power wash through our equipment. Pete's a simple guy. The processes of the office that have an established solution are the ones he's quite good at. They don't require very much judgment or, well, thinking.
The phone is where that gets complicated. People are on the other line of that thing, and they are notoriously untidy.
Pete's more of an ambulance call kind of guy. The ambulance calls on the radio, they tell you the hospital they want to talk to, and you patch their signal through to that location. Clean, simple, totally unlike humans on phones.
So rather often, they get me. And, worse, they get me when I'm busy. And, even worse, they might even get me when it's so busy that I haven't had a moment to eat my supper. Hungry people are funny things. Call me at one hour and you're just an inconvenience. Call me at another and you are an obstacle preventing me from undertaking a biological imperative which falls under the category of a requirement to live. That needs to be addressed suitably.
"Dispatch."
"Hi, I wanted to know if someone is there."
"Yes. Several people. Thanks for checking." Click.
You have to ask a lot of questions. Then you need to answer them. That's as simple as paperwork is. The questions you think, the answers you write down. The more of them you answer, the more foolproof your paperwork. The line they always give us is that it's admissible in court, which means it's under the scrutiny of lawyers, which means that to prevent them from asking a difficult question you need to have a mind one part sneakier in order to have answered it already.
More people get involved. More minds devising questions. More heads wrapping themselves around answers to what's never been asked. Then it piles up, be it electronic or dead tree. And they store it away. They store it away for two years, at least, in case anyone ever asks a question that they might need an answer to.
There's the who are you paperwork. The what have you done paperwork. The does anyone else want you paperwork. Behind it, a system, and operating that, probably a dispatcher. That dispatcher, probably griping about the system.
The system's a dinosaur. It spurts out hieroglyphics, it tosses out codes and its operating manual has a couple pounds on me. It's unwieldy, anti-user, and infuriating. We keep wondering, even in a department that managed to switch out of Windows 2000 in 2010, when they're going to update it.
Thing about the system is that it works. It's used statewide by every agency, recording and communicating with each within seconds. It searches national databases and it prints them out in what may in all honesty be a devilishly clever disguise to prevent untrained eyes from reading it. Preventing even well trained eyes from reading it as well seems to be a secondary effect.
State of the art means power. It means expense and it means maintenance. Dated means reliability, stability. It means knowing that what you need is there, putting the decision to not use it in your hands.
Yeah, not use it. The system means you don't worry about it, it's in your control. And once it's in your control, you can decide what to do with it. The criminal history of the inmate coming in? That can wait, because you have an officer on a motor vehicle stop who needs information. The inmate probably isn't going anywhere.
It's easy to lose your head when you've got all these things to prioritize. Panic is highly underrated. If you control it, you can get things done faster. But if you don't, you'll make bad decisions. It's the copper that's out there doing the job, living the intensity. It's the ambulance driver that's calming a patient while talking on the radio. It's easy for dispatchers to get caught up.
Randy gave me a speech when I was new up here. Randy, aptly, is a degenerate pervert, a molester of inanimate objects, and a fluent, if course, speaker of the classic language Innuendo.
"Let me explain something to you. You are God up here. Everyone that calls you for information, with a request – they cannot get it done without you. Make them wait. You are God."
Dispatcher speeches tend to be short. We don't have a long enough period of down time for any more than a sentence or two. Randy was right. We're the deities of law enforcement, keeping the wheels turn. Thing about being a god though. Everyone asks you for something, and the majority don't ever thank you for it.
And that, Good Reverend, was the result of my holy quest.
Goddamn. I can't give you the stamp of approval for the Holy Quest but....
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 11, 2011, 02:45:15 AM
And that, Good Reverend, was the result of my holy quest.
QUEST COMPLETED. You get to spend eternity choking people through their phones, whenever you feel like it.
GIVE ME A QUEST OH LORD, I AM NOT AFRAID!
Quote from: SARAH PALIN on April 11, 2011, 03:31:42 AM
GIVE ME A QUEST OH LORD, I AM NOT AFRAID!
You will meet and go on a date with someone
who doesn't fit your definition of cool. Any sort of date will do (simple lunch date in a public place sounds good), but you have to initiate contact and arrange it. After the date you do not have to have any further contact with the guy, if you don't want to, obviously.
For the duration of the date, you will:
1. Be stone cold sober. Nothing stronger than coffee (Rx excepted, of course).
2. Be upbeat and nice, no matter how things go.
3. Force yourself to take an interest in the guy, no matter how geeky or work-oriented he is, for the duration of the date. If he actually goes creepy, you get to bail, and you don't have to be nice about it.
Pics and/or write up to be posted here.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 11, 2011, 03:22:06 PM
Quote from: SARAH PALIN on April 11, 2011, 03:31:42 AM
GIVE ME A QUEST OH LORD, I AM NOT AFRAID!
You will meet and go on a date with someone who doesn't fit your definition of cool. Any sort of date will do (simple lunch date in a public place sounds good), but you have to initiate contact and arrange it. After the date you do not have to have any further contact with the guy, if you don't want to, obviously.
For the duration of the date, you will:
1. Be stone cold sober. Nothing stronger than coffee (Rx excepted, of course).
2. Be upbeat and nice, no matter how things go.
3. Force yourself to take an interest in the guy, no matter how geeky or work-oriented he is, for the duration of the date. If he actually goes creepy, you get to bail, and you don't have to be nice about it.
Pics and/or write up to be posted here.
Not sure Lizzaybf would be terribly fond of me going out with someone other than him. In fact, probably not at all is my guess. Just like I'd chokehold anyone who tried to statch him up.
Lizzay,
will Slap A Ho
Quote from: SARAH PALIN on April 12, 2011, 06:38:34 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 11, 2011, 03:22:06 PM
Quote from: SARAH PALIN on April 11, 2011, 03:31:42 AM
GIVE ME A QUEST OH LORD, I AM NOT AFRAID!
You will meet and go on a date with someone who doesn't fit your definition of cool. Any sort of date will do (simple lunch date in a public place sounds good), but you have to initiate contact and arrange it. After the date you do not have to have any further contact with the guy, if you don't want to, obviously.
For the duration of the date, you will:
1. Be stone cold sober. Nothing stronger than coffee (Rx excepted, of course).
2. Be upbeat and nice, no matter how things go.
3. Force yourself to take an interest in the guy, no matter how geeky or work-oriented he is, for the duration of the date. If he actually goes creepy, you get to bail, and you don't have to be nice about it.
Pics and/or write up to be posted here.
Not sure Lizzaybf would be terribly fond of me going out with someone other than him. In fact, probably not at all is my guess. Just like I'd chokehold anyone who tried to statch him up.
Lizzay,
will Slap A Ho
Sorry, I thought you didn't have a LizzayBF.
I'll get back to you later with a different quest.
TGRR,
Omnifallible, not omniscient.
Damn, that was one of my better ideas, too.
I'm sure you can recycle that one.
It was a really good one.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on April 12, 2011, 03:18:44 PM
I'm sure you can recycle that one.
Oh, yeah, totally gonna do that, with one twist.
If we ever break up I'll do it. But I likes this one. He's a cutie! :D
I gathered up the balls. Gimme one. (Also hi after 3 months, all) My location: suburbs 30mi west of L.A. city.
Quote from: Epimetheus on April 29, 2011, 11:41:19 PM
I gathered up the balls. Gimme one. (Also hi after 3 months, all) My location: suburbs 30mi west of L.A. city.
You will find and photograph
the perfect cheeseburger. You will then explain WHY it's the perfect cheeseburger.
I NEVER ASKED FOR A QUEST?
WHAT THE DICKS, MAN?
GIMME.
I WANT A HOLY QUEST.
Quote from: Beardman Meow on December 10, 2011, 01:44:11 PM
I NEVER ASKED FOR A QUEST?
WHAT THE DICKS, MAN?
GIMME.
You will make pictogram instructions for the proper method of employing a slightly-used fleshlight.
You will put PDers faces in the appropriate places.
Or, like damn near everyone else in this thread, you will not complete your quest, and I'll let the Space Demons have you.
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 11, 2011, 04:48:13 PM
I WANT A HOLY QUEST.
You will visually explain the Christian creation mythos using only your beard.
Can has new quest? I have pretty much all the time in the world after Thursday to complete it.
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on December 12, 2011, 07:16:48 PM
Can has new quest? I have pretty much all the time in the world after Thursday to complete it.
You will bring me more photos of bad raves where they have the lights on. You will caption them appropriately.
For some reason, the idea of well-lit raves with bad dancers tickles me to death. :lulz:
ON IT.
:lulz: It might bring the photographer here. Which would be hilarious.
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on December 12, 2011, 07:34:27 PM
:lulz: It might bring the photographer here. Which would be hilarious.
Yes, it would. Also keep the captions out of the pics, because I plan to do horrible, horrible things, as I am a horrible, horrible old man.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 12, 2011, 06:48:10 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 11, 2011, 04:48:13 PM
I WANT A HOLY QUEST.
You will visually explain the Christian creation mythos using only your beard.
Video? Comic panel? Shall I buy a ticket to AMERICA and show it to the world on big screens in a major city ?
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 12, 2011, 07:37:35 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 12, 2011, 06:48:10 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 11, 2011, 04:48:13 PM
I WANT A HOLY QUEST.
You will visually explain the Christian creation mythos using only your beard.
Video? Comic panel? Shall I buy a ticket to AMERICA and show it to the world on big screens in a major city ?
The method is entirely up to you. There are no further conditions other than it must be a visual representation, and you can only use your beard as a prop.
Basically, this sort of thing ensures that heaven fills up with creative people.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 12, 2011, 07:35:37 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on December 12, 2011, 07:34:27 PM
:lulz: It might bring the photographer here. Which would be hilarious.
Yes, it would. Also keep the captions out of the pics, because I plan to do horrible, horrible things, as I am a horrible, horrible old man.
:lulz: Consider it done. Should I post them here or start a new thread for them or what?
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on December 12, 2011, 07:42:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 12, 2011, 07:35:37 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on December 12, 2011, 07:34:27 PM
:lulz: It might bring the photographer here. Which would be hilarious.
Yes, it would. Also keep the captions out of the pics, because I plan to do horrible, horrible things, as I am a horrible, horrible old man.
:lulz: Consider it done. Should I post them here or start a new thread for them or what?
New thread, I think.
Sounds good.