ATTN MORTALS: Post ITT for a quest to make you more Holy™.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

  The Quest weighs hard on the Great Payne's chest...

You fuckers should tremble. I'M BECOMING SUPRA-HOLY NOW! I FEEL AN END OF DAYS COMING ON!

I expect some scripture out of this.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Ive got nothing better to do.
Shoot.

Where are you?

[BadBeast]

  The Quest weighs hard on the Great Payne's chest...

You fuckers should tremble. I'M BECOMING SUPRA-HOLY NOW! I FEEL AN END OF DAYS COMING ON!

Strictly speaking though, isn't there an "End of Days" every day?

But if you mean one of the big ones,  (Gotterdammerung, Armageddon, Ragnarok, Evermore, Helm's Deep) will we all perish, or are we going to be among the saved? If we're saved, I hope that fucking Rapture thing isn't the only option. Because, I would rather spend eternity scarfing down my own bodily waste ,than spend any time with the people who claim to be on the Rapture list. So c'mon, with your new powers, you should be able to get a nod from the other side regarding this. Or would I be better off asking the milkman?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

  The Quest weighs hard on the Great Payne's chest...

You fuckers should tremble. I'M BECOMING SUPRA-HOLY NOW! I FEEL AN END OF DAYS COMING ON!

Strictly speaking though, isn't there an "End of Days" every day?

But if you mean one of the big ones,  (Gotterdammerung, Armageddon, Ragnarok, Evermore, Helm's Deep) will we all perish, or are we going to be among the saved? If we're saved, I hope that fucking Rapture thing isn't the only option. Because, I would rather spend eternity scarfing down my own bodily waste ,than spend any time with the people who claim to be on the Rapture list. So c'mon, with your new powers, you should be able to get a nod from the other side regarding this. Or would I be better off asking the milkman?

The afterlife is my department.  Payne is strictly involved with scourging the unworthy.

[BadBeast]

  The Quest weighs hard on the Great Payne's chest...

You fuckers should tremble. I'M BECOMING SUPRA-HOLY NOW! I FEEL AN END OF DAYS COMING ON!

Strictly speaking though, isn't there an "End of Days" every day?

But if you mean one of the big ones,  (Gotterdammerung, Armageddon, Ragnarok, Evermore, Helm's Deep) will we all perish, or are we going to be among the saved? If we're saved, I hope that fucking Rapture thing isn't the only option. Because, I would rather spend eternity scarfing down my own bodily waste ,than spend any time with the people who claim to be on the Rapture list. So c'mon, with your new powers, you should be able to get a nod from the other side regarding this. Or would I be better off asking the milkman?

The afterlife is my department.  Payne is strictly involved with scourging the unworthy.

That's good work, if you can get it.  Is there an immortality package to go with it?
With Healthcare too? 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

  The Quest weighs hard on the Great Payne's chest...

You fuckers should tremble. I'M BECOMING SUPRA-HOLY NOW! I FEEL AN END OF DAYS COMING ON!

Strictly speaking though, isn't there an "End of Days" every day?

But if you mean one of the big ones,  (Gotterdammerung, Armageddon, Ragnarok, Evermore, Helm's Deep) will we all perish, or are we going to be among the saved? If we're saved, I hope that fucking Rapture thing isn't the only option. Because, I would rather spend eternity scarfing down my own bodily waste ,than spend any time with the people who claim to be on the Rapture list. So c'mon, with your new powers, you should be able to get a nod from the other side regarding this. Or would I be better off asking the milkman?

The afterlife is my department.  Payne is strictly involved with scourging the unworthy.

That's good work, if you can get it.  Is there an immortality package to go with it?
With Healthcare too? 

Fuck no.  This is AMERICA™!

[BadBeast]

  The Quest weighs hard on the Great Payne's chest...

You fuckers should tremble. I'M BECOMING SUPRA-HOLY NOW! I FEEL AN END OF DAYS COMING ON!

Strictly speaking though, isn't there an "End of Days" every day?

But if you mean one of the big ones,  (Gotterdammerung, Armageddon, Ragnarok, Evermore, Helm's Deep) will we all perish, or are we going to be among the saved? If we're saved, I hope that fucking Rapture thing isn't the only option. Because, I would rather spend eternity scarfing down my own bodily waste ,than spend any time with the people who claim to be on the Rapture list. So c'mon, with your new powers, you should be able to get a nod from the other side regarding this. Or would I be better off asking the milkman?

The afterlife is my department.  Payne is strictly involved with scourging the unworthy.

That's good work, if you can get it.  Is there an immortality package to go with it?
With Healthcare too? 

Fuck no.  This is AMERICA™!

Of course! How remiss of me. There's always room over here for a good Afterlife Administrator. Benefits too. Ever considered emigrating?

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

Ive got nothing better to do.
Shoot.

Where are you?

Michigan. Upper peninsula.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

  The Quest weighs hard on the Great Payne's chest...

You fuckers should tremble. I'M BECOMING SUPRA-HOLY NOW! I FEEL AN END OF DAYS COMING ON!

Strictly speaking though, isn't there an "End of Days" every day?

But if you mean one of the big ones,  (Gotterdammerung, Armageddon, Ragnarok, Evermore, Helm's Deep) will we all perish, or are we going to be among the saved? If we're saved, I hope that fucking Rapture thing isn't the only option. Because, I would rather spend eternity scarfing down my own bodily waste ,than spend any time with the people who claim to be on the Rapture list. So c'mon, with your new powers, you should be able to get a nod from the other side regarding this. Or would I be better off asking the milkman?

The afterlife is my department.  Payne is strictly involved with scourging the unworthy.

That's good work, if you can get it.  Is there an immortality package to go with it?
With Healthcare too? 

Fuck no.  This is AMERICA™!

Of course! How remiss of me. There's always room over here for a good Afterlife Administrator. Benefits too. Ever considered emigrating?

EVERY

DAY

OF

MY

LIFE

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Ive got nothing better to do.
Shoot.

Where are you?

Michigan. Upper peninsula.

A yooper?  Oh, my.

You will get your local library to stock a copy of the PD.

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

Ive got nothing better to do.
Shoot.

Where are you?

Michigan. Upper peninsula.

A yooper?  Oh, my.

You will get your local library to stock a copy of the PD.

Ive got a better idea.
My local YMCA has a "take a book leave a book" thing.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Ive got nothing better to do.
Shoot.

Where are you?

Michigan. Upper peninsula.

A yooper?  Oh, my.

You will get your local library to stock a copy of the PD.

Ive got a better idea.
My local YMCA has a "take a book leave a book" thing.

Well, if you have your own quest, knock yourself out.  It's your soul.

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

Ive got nothing better to do.
Shoot.

Where are you?

Michigan. Upper peninsula.

A yooper?  Oh, my.

You will get your local library to stock a copy of the PD.

Ive got a better idea.
My local YMCA has a "take a book leave a book" thing.

Well, if you have your own quest, knock yourself out.  It's your soul.

Fine, Ill do the library.
What do I even need my soul for anyways?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Ive got nothing better to do.
Shoot.

Where are you?

Michigan. Upper peninsula.

A yooper?  Oh, my.

You will get your local library to stock a copy of the PD.

Ive got a better idea.
My local YMCA has a "take a book leave a book" thing.

Well, if you have your own quest, knock yourself out.  It's your soul.

Fine, Ill do the library.
What do I even need my soul for anyways?

Actually, yoopers don't have souls.  Just a rancid bag of raw smelt.

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

Ive got nothing better to do.
Shoot.

Where are you?

Michigan. Upper peninsula.

A yooper?  Oh, my.

You will get your local library to stock a copy of the PD.

Ive got a better idea.
My local YMCA has a "take a book leave a book" thing.

Well, if you have your own quest, knock yourself out.  It's your soul.

Fine, Ill do the library.
What do I even need my soul for anyways?

Actually, yoopers don't have souls.  Just a rancid bag of raw smelt.

Im not a yooper I moved here from Casa Grande.