I do. Pics forthcoming.
Enjoy while you wait: http://www.urb.com/2011/03/23/big-freedia-yall-get-back-now/
I have this haunting suspicion that this isn't going to end well.
As much as I appreciate the aesthetics of navkat's ass, I would probably have been willing to go without if it meant not accidentally having to watch/listen to bounce music (which is actually properly termed sissybounce since it was recently unearthed and reappropriated by the queer community; the original bounce music was the stuff being done by Juvenile before he hooked up with Cash Money back in the day).
This is a good a time as any... Could someone explain the subtle nuances that distinguish "Bounce" from similar hiphop styles of the time? I've heard Juvenile try to explain it, but it was some gibberish about hihats and bad production values.
It's just fun. I don't like it all day long but every so often, I find myself not able to stop looking.
The"bounce" in this song is in both the production techniques in the vox sampling and the use of the TB-808 to create the cowbelly, Oldskool freestyle backbeat. I just SOUNDS bouncy.
Like a big, meaty butt...jigglin.
I can't off the top of my head define Bounce from other Hip-hop styles.
Times like these, I wish I'd taken musical theory.
The beat goes "BOING-bumpa-bumpa-bumpa, BOING-bumpa-bumpa-bumpa" instead of "BOOM! buh-BOMP, boom-boom buh-BOMP" or "shu-ffle-BOOM, shu-ffle-BOOM!"
And it chugs along like a train...a train full of booty.
Believe it or not, that makes sense. Emphasis on the One, de-emphasize the backbeat. Bootsy era JBs did this fairly often.
I'm just saying...As much as I find your ass end admirable in all catagories, each and every time someone has posted these sorts of things, it's gone horribly, horribly wrong, for reasons that should be self-evident.
I think I was trolling more than anything.
Quote from: navkat on March 25, 2011, 10:02:30 PM
I think I was trolling more than anything.
This is PD. Dowhatchalike.
I was just saying.
TGRR has a point. If you're gonna post asspics, expect typical primate behavior.
So just send them to me in a PM.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on March 25, 2011, 10:05:03 PM
TGRR has a point. If you're gonna post asspics, expect typical primate behavior.
So just send them to me in a PM.
Wait your turn, fucker.
MY HOLY DOMAIN, OLD MAN. STEP ASIDE.
WTF IS THIS HORSESHIT, I'M THE ONE WITH THE BEND YUOR SPACE-TIME HORNY DOMAIN.
YOU ARE ONLY SAFE FROM ME IF YOU ARE A GEOMETRICAL POINT, BITCH.
MY GALACTIC FUCKSTICK ENCOMPASSES SPACETIME. NOTICE THE WORD "ASSES" IN "ENCOMPASSES". THAT'S NO ACCIDENT.
Coyote approves this thread.
LMNO, YOU BITCH. LOOK AT MY EYES (<--). LLOOK AT THEM! THAT IS ME FOCUSING. I WILL NOT HESITATE TO ACCIDENTLY THE WHOLE FUCKING BOSTON.
Quote from: Nurse Freeky on March 25, 2011, 10:28:13 PM
LMNO, YOU BITCH. LOOK AT MY EYES (<--). LLOOK AT THEM! THAT IS ME FOCUSING. I WILL NOT HESITATE TO ACCIDENTLY THE WHOLE FUCKING BOSTON.
Please to splatter it Northwards. I don't need Boston smeared all over my city.
LIBIDO SHIELD. YOU CANNOT EVEN. ATTEMPTS LEAD TO FUTILITY. IT WILL ONLY END IN MASTURBATION. DO NEVER TEST.
MEATHAMMAH > LIBIDO SHIELD.
Quote from: Nurse Freeky on March 25, 2011, 10:33:23 PM
MEATHAMMAH > LIBIDO SHIELD.
I read that as LIMBO shield. :lulz:
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on March 25, 2011, 10:09:13 PM
MY HOLY DOMAIN, OLD MAN. STEP ASIDE.
Arse biscuits. :crankey:
MY BALLS > MEATHAMMAH > LIBIDO SHIELD.
MY LEGION OF PERVERTS, GLORIOUS FAGGOTS, AND TRANNIES WILL OVERWHELM YOUR SPACETIME WITH UNIVERSIALITY, CHANGING THE VERY LAWS OF PHYSICS WITH THE OVERWHELMING POWER OF QUEER.
FIRST WE TAKE SALAZORE; THEN WE TAKE BERLIN.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on March 25, 2011, 10:39:32 PM
MY BALLS > MEATHAMMAH > LIBIDO SHIELD.
MY LEGION OF PERVERTS, GLORIOUS FAGGOTS, AND TRANNIES WILL OVERWHELM YOUR SPACETIME WITH UNIVERSIALITY, CHANGING THE VERY LAWS OF PHYSICS WITH THE OVERWHELMING POWER OF QUEER.
FIRST WE TAKE SALAZORE; THEN WE TAKE BERLIN.
Hmmm. LMNO's balls vs. The Meathammah. One holy relic vs another.
You can have Salazore AND Berlin. Just don't expect Tucson to hand itself over quietly; it belongs to nobody, and requires actual physical presence to be declared under a new provincial area.
(as a selfish aside, I hope someone gets the Cohen reference)
Not me. :(
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on March 25, 2011, 10:44:06 PM
(as a selfish aside, I hope someone gets the Cohen reference)
I did catch it. Damn song's gonna be stuck in my head, now.
Freeky: is minor reference. Ask Roger or Bella/Liam.
Quote from: Nurse Freeky on March 25, 2011, 10:49:46 PM
Not me. :(
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x102c9_leonard-cohen-first-we-take-manhatt_music
Navkat does have an epic ass, and should flaunt the shit out of it. IMO. However, she should also remember to be grateful that Cram isn't here to hijack it and turn it into a trout.
I have an ass that black people want to touch.
Hair for ass seems like a fair trade.
OMG DID I SAY THAT OUT LOUD???
is said ass somewhere in that video or something? :? or are we all waiting in excited anticipation until navkat is going to post her own ass?
I do like the song though. Fast-paced vocal samples and such like that are tasty. Anyone remember DJ Supreme Tha Wildstyle? -- probably different kind of music due to the rhythm thing (more simple 4/4 techno club beat), but same tricks with the vocal samples.
ANYWAY I WAS POSTING ITT TO POINT OUT IT'S A TR-808 NOT A TB-808. THE R IS FOR RHYTHM, THE B IS FOR BASSLINE, THAT'S THE OTHER FAMOUS OLDSKOOL ROLAND DEVICE (THAT SADLY DOES NOT FEATURE IN THIS VIDEO) IS A TB-303 OKAY THX
HERE ARE THE LYRICS TO A WONDERFUL SONG ABOUT THE TR-808:
as i walk into the club
all the girlies look at me
cause they know i got the shit
so they wanna get nasty
they be showing off their bodies
finest ass you ever seen
but i got my own baby
got my drum machine
listen up everybody
to this thing i have to say
now we gonna play some music
gonna do it my way
i'm the DJ here tonight
and i got my own style
got some 808 beats
to make the bitches go wild
let me explain to you just what i mean
let me teach you all a lesson 'bout this drum machine
so get up on the floor
and get down to my groove
shake your ass, bounce your titties
and just let me see your body move
the kick will do the trick
if you want some low bass
and the snare will take you there
now we be tearing up the place
and we'll lie some toms and congas
and some rims and clicks and claps
and with all other sounds
i tell you baby that's a wrap
i love my 808
it's powerful it's great
though it's kinda out of date
i will never lose faith
in my 808
Way to jack me on that typo!
Also: you missed it.
I didn't watch the entire clip. How many seconds in?
i think she posted ass and removed...or im confused too
Quote from: The Fred ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on March 26, 2011, 12:45:05 AM
i think she posted ass and removed...or im confused too
You're confused, too.
DIFFERENT FREAD.
ALSO: MOAR PIX PROMISED.
There, 000, you're all caught up on the assplay.
Ahem. SPEAKING as one whose ass is rumored to be epic, I like this trolling technique. Only because it has tools I can use. :lol:
Quote from: Jenne on March 26, 2011, 02:18:37 AM
DIFFERENT FREAD.
ALSO: MOAR PIX PROMISED.
There, 000, you're all caught up on the assplay.
Ahem. SPEAKING as one whose ass is rumored to be epic, I like this trolling technique. Only because it has tools I can use. :lol:
I have ALWAYS loved you, Jenne.
BIKAW!
8) Why thank you, lil lady.
I'm proud to be in your Badonkadonk Club.
Quote from: Jenne on March 26, 2011, 02:18:37 AM
DIFFERENT FREAD.
ALSO: MOAR PIX PROMISED.
There, 000, you're all caught up on the assplay.
Ahem. SPEAKING as one whose ass is rumored to be epic, I like this trolling technique. Only because it has tools I can use. :lol:
In my defense, I my curiosity is piqued easily. It's all in the delivery. Remember when Roger strung us along for more than a week because he promised to post pictures of his bald head from a lost bet? :)
I wouldn't have replied if she hadn't mentioned the 808 either :P
Because of the way forums work I'll remind you that you are not just baring your ass to the people you have encountered here you are posting it for everyone. That includes every wade type (or worse) creep out there.
Just so you're aware of the risks, if you still want to feel compelled for whatever you reasons are to post pictures of yourself bared for complete strangers then fine, just don't act shocked when the obvious happens.
I found the ass! :banana:
blurry, though.
Quote from: navkat on March 25, 2011, 08:40:20 PM
I do. Pics forthcoming.
Enjoy while you wait: http://www.urb.com/2011/03/23/big-freedia-yall-get-back-now/
You have a better ass, from the pov of SCIENCE, than the dancers in his video.
ETA: And he's as bent as Liberace.
Quote from: Faust on March 26, 2011, 12:17:49 PM
Because of the way forums work I'll remind you that you are not just baring your ass to the people you have encountered here you are posting it for everyone. That includes every wade type (or worse) creep out there.
Just so you're aware of the risks, if you still want to feel compelled for whatever you reasons are to post pictures of yourself bared for complete strangers then fine, just don't act shocked when the obvious happens.
Thank you for your concern. I can handle retards like wade. In fact; I already have.
I'm kind of desensitized to those sorts of things. I mean, it wouldn't bother me even if a bunch of creeps got on here and told me they were tugging the ol' salmetto. I mean, it's just a butt. It's not full-frontal and it's not my crotch. Go ahead and let 'er rip...just don't come to my house and do it.
The truth is, I've already got enough shit out in the aether to get me in trouble with anyone with a green belt in google-fu. I'm not posting about sex, drugs or rock n roll and the reality of my actual, consequential private life is still pretty private.
I guess the worst thing that can happen is what? Someone judges me for posting it in the first place? Maybe lectures me on how foolish that is?
It's just my butt. Butts are funny.
<--- has a nice ass
Quote from: navkat on March 28, 2011, 04:54:37 AM
I guess the worst thing that can happen is what? Someone judges me for posting it in the first place? Maybe lectures me on how foolish that is?
It's just my butt. Butts are funny.
I just wanted to make sure you understand how little privacy there is in posting something on a public forum. If you are comfortable with that then no ones going to stop you.
god that noise was awful.
someone calls that music?
Suggestion to Nav: Bend over, place a fedora on the small of your back, take photo.
:asshat:
:mittens:
Quote from: Requia ☣ on March 28, 2011, 06:15:21 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on March 28, 2011, 05:05:53 AM
<--- has a nice ass
Pics or its a lie.
No. I will make it my mission in life to ruin both of your lives if this ever happens, I swear to god.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on March 28, 2011, 01:51:34 PM
Suggestion to Nav: Bend over, place a fedora on the small of your back, take photo.
:asshat:
This.
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on March 28, 2011, 05:23:39 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on March 28, 2011, 06:15:21 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on March 28, 2011, 05:05:53 AM
<--- has a nice ass
Pics or its a lie.
No. I will make it my mission in life to ruin both of your lives if this ever happens, I swear to god.
That's why I didn't post them.