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Principia Discordia => Aneristic Illusions => Topic started by: Suu on May 02, 2011, 02:19:15 PM

Title: Obama roasts the shit out of Trump and the GOP.
Post by: Suu on May 02, 2011, 02:19:15 PM
http://youtu.be/n9mzJhvC-8E

Did you all see this yet?
Title: Re: Obama roasts the shit out of Trump and the GOP.
Post by: Luna on May 02, 2011, 02:23:39 PM
The side note that "Celebrity Apprentice" got preempted for Obama's speech about bin Laden's death is just a lovely bit of side irony.
Title: Re: Obama roasts the shit out of Trump and the GOP.
Post by: LMNO on May 02, 2011, 02:39:44 PM
The guy's got great comedic timing.  Plus, he gave a Tupac/Biggie shout out!
Title: Re: Obama roasts the shit out of Trump and the GOP.
Post by: Suu on May 02, 2011, 02:43:55 PM
Trump's face the whole time was of pure malice.
Title: Re: Obama roasts the shit out of Trump and the GOP.
Post by: LMNO on May 02, 2011, 02:51:31 PM
I kind of want his candidacy to be more than a joke, so i can watch his simmering rage as reporters dig into his life and ask him really difficult questions.
Title: Re: Obama roasts the shit out of Trump and the GOP.
Post by: Adios on May 02, 2011, 03:42:23 PM
I was laughing all the way through that speech.
Title: Re: Obama roasts the shit out of Trump and the GOP.
Post by: Luna on May 02, 2011, 03:47:41 PM
QuoteI want to make clear to the Fox News table: That was a joke.  That was not my real birth video.  That was a children's cartoon.  Call Disney if you don't believe me.  They have the original long-form version.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Obama roasts the shit out of Trump and the GOP.
Post by: Suu on May 02, 2011, 03:49:45 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 02, 2011, 03:47:41 PM
QuoteI want to make clear to the Fox News table: That was a joke.  That was not my real birth video.  That was a children's cartoon.  Call Disney if you don't believe me.  They have the original long-form version.

:lulz:

I was floored.
Title: Re: Obama roasts the shit out of Trump and the GOP.
Post by: Adios on May 02, 2011, 04:15:07 PM
Trumps face during the speech looked like someone was shoving barbed wire up his ass.
Title: Re: Obama roasts the shit out of Trump and the GOP.
Post by: Suu on May 02, 2011, 04:15:44 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 02, 2011, 04:15:07 PM
Trumps face during the speech looked like someone was shoving barbed wire up his ass.

It was beyond amazing.
Title: Re: Obama roasts the shit out of Trump and the GOP.
Post by: Kai on May 02, 2011, 04:16:03 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 02, 2011, 03:49:45 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 02, 2011, 03:47:41 PM
QuoteI want to make clear to the Fox News table: That was a joke.  That was not my real birth video.  That was a children's cartoon.  Call Disney if you don't believe me.  They have the original long-form version.

:lulz:

I was floored.

It was a damn good well timed and well placed joke/jab.
Title: Re: Obama roasts the shit out of Trump and the GOP.
Post by: Adios on May 02, 2011, 04:18:38 PM
When he asked about the NPR table, and feigned surprise that they were there made me horse laugh.
Title: Re: Obama roasts the shit out of Trump and the GOP.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 02, 2011, 04:24:39 PM
That was fucking awesome. I might hate the guy's politics, but I have to admire his political skills.
Title: Re: Obama roasts the shit out of Trump and the GOP.
Post by: Freeky on May 02, 2011, 06:54:53 PM
He certainly does have a good sense of humor, but then he does fit the bill for "The Smiler."
Title: Re: Obama roasts the shit out of Trump and the GOP.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 02, 2011, 07:42:24 PM
*cackles like a madwoman* Hilarity!
Title: Re: Obama roasts the shit out of Trump and the GOP.
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on May 02, 2011, 07:52:58 PM
If Trump gets the Rep nomination I imagine the entire campaign will be something like this.
Title: Re: Obama roasts the shit out of Trump and the GOP.
Post by: Adios on May 02, 2011, 07:53:57 PM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on May 02, 2011, 07:52:58 PM
If Trump gets the Rep nomination I imagine the entire campaign will be something like this.

If there is a god, please let this happen....
Title: Re: Obama roasts the shit out of Trump and the GOP.
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on May 02, 2011, 07:55:26 PM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on May 02, 2011, 07:52:58 PM
If Trump gets the Rep nomination I imagine the entire campaign will be something like this.

He might at this point... I doubt anyone is gonna want a real run against a President that can show measurable improvement in the economy and OBL's corpse. So Trump might be a fun show for everyone without risking the cred of any real GOP'ers
Title: Re: Obama roasts the shit out of Trump and the GOP.
Post by: AFK on May 02, 2011, 09:11:28 PM
You'll know the answer on May 16th. 

That is when NBC announces its Fall Schedule.  I'm guessing Trump will make a big announcement the day before or the day of, depending on whether or not he's in the Fall lineup. 

If I had to bet money, (I ain't betting my puns again) I'd say he's not running. 
Title: Re: Obama roasts the shit out of Trump and the GOP.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 03, 2011, 03:58:37 AM
FLAWLESS VICTORY.
Title: Re: Obama roasts the shit out of Trump and the GOP.
Post by: Jasper on May 03, 2011, 04:07:15 AM
It was a massacre.  :lulz: 

Title: Re: Obama roasts the shit out of Trump and the GOP.
Post by: Jasper on May 03, 2011, 04:13:39 AM
Kinda ruined it for me toward the end though, the way he talks about people's right to tell the truth, after screwing Manning's chance of a fair trial earlier.
Title: Re: Obama roasts the shit out of Trump and the GOP.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on May 03, 2011, 02:57:19 PM
Hah, that was good.

And did anyone see Michelle Obama?  Daaaaaamn.
Title: Re: Obama roasts the shit out of Trump and the GOP.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 03, 2011, 03:14:57 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on May 03, 2011, 04:13:39 AM
Kinda ruined it for me toward the end though, the way he talks about people's right to tell the truth, after screwing Manning's chance of a fair trial earlier.

I was able to engage my cognitive dissonance and enjoy watching Paul Ryan and Donald Trump get eaten alive.
Title: Re: Obama roasts the shit out of Trump and the GOP.
Post by: hooplala on May 03, 2011, 03:27:24 PM
"From the people who brought you universal healthcare, and the huge backlash against universal healthcare..."

I peed a little.
Title: Re: Obama roasts the shit out of Trump and the GOP.
Post by: LMNO on May 03, 2011, 03:32:56 PM
It's starting to look like Obama released his Long-Form birth certificate for the sole purpose of being able to make these jokes.

I find that commendable. 
Title: Re: Obama roasts the shit out of Trump and the GOP.
Post by: hooplala on May 03, 2011, 03:35:27 PM
Me too.  Comedy is paramount.
Title: Re: Obama roasts the shit out of Trump and the GOP.
Post by: LMNO on May 03, 2011, 03:40:08 PM
Obama: "I did it for the lulz".
Title: Re: Obama roasts the shit out of Trump and the GOP.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 03, 2011, 03:50:10 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 03, 2011, 03:14:57 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on May 03, 2011, 04:13:39 AM
Kinda ruined it for me toward the end though, the way he talks about people's right to tell the truth, after screwing Manning's chance of a fair trial earlier.

I was able to engage my cognitive dissonance and enjoy watching Paul Ryan and Donald Trump get eaten alive.

This.
Title: Re: Obama roasts the shit out of Trump and the GOP.
Post by: Telarus on May 03, 2011, 04:00:48 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 03, 2011, 03:40:08 PM
Obama: "I did it for the lulz".

:lulz: :argh!:
Title: Re: Obama roasts the shit out of Trump and the GOP.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 03, 2011, 04:42:52 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on May 03, 2011, 04:13:39 AM
Kinda ruined it for me toward the end though, the way he talks about people's right to tell the truth, after screwing Manning's chance of a fair trial earlier.

I think you may have forgotten, just for a moment, that he is a politician. Maybe it would work better for you if you pretend he's a supervillain.
Title: Re: Obama roasts the shit out of Trump and the GOP.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 03, 2011, 04:43:31 PM
I mean, he's a pretty fucking awesome supervillain. Handsome, brilliant, and out to take over the world.
Title: Re: Obama roasts the shit out of Trump and the GOP.
Post by: Jasper on May 03, 2011, 06:54:15 PM
It's almost alarming how well you know how to sell the idea to me.
Title: Re: Obama roasts the shit out of Trump and the GOP.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 03, 2011, 07:07:41 PM
:thanks:
Title: Re: Obama roasts the shit out of Trump and the GOP.
Post by: Jasper on May 03, 2011, 07:11:49 PM
Dammit.  And I was determined to vote green party next election.  This ruins everything, I don't mind telling you.
Title: Re: Obama roasts the shit out of Trump and the GOP.
Post by: Jenne on May 07, 2011, 12:18:45 AM
Seth Meyers's portion was awesome too.  "If any of you at the Washington Post table sitting with Trump can't finish your entree, don't worry the fox [on Trump's head] will."  He ripped the living SHIT outta Trump, Romney, the Pauls, CSPAN, the HuffPo ("Then there's the New York Times afterparty--it used to be free, but now there's a cover, so I guess I'll go over to the Huffington Post afterparty like everyone else.  Of course at the HuffPo afterparty they tell you to go to the other afterparties first and bring snacks and drinks back to their party afterward.")