...until yet another fundamentalist whacko commits spectacular 'self pwnage'.
http://www.familyradio.com/index2.html
Please contact them on May 22nd :lol:
Lawrence O'Donnel was reporting last night that there are actual people who are buying into his nonsense. (yeah, I guess that shouldn't be a surprise).
Some guy decided to stop paying into his 401(k) because he's convinced the world really is going to end. Some other family with kids just blew all of their savings because, hey, the world's going to end, who needs money?
Goddamn stupid idjits!
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on May 12, 2011, 06:20:30 PM
Lawrence O'Donnel was reporting last night that there are actual people who are buying into his nonsense. (yeah, I guess that shouldn't be a surprise).
Some guy decided to stop paying into his 401(k) because he's convinced the world really is going to end. Some other family with kids just blew all of their savings because, hey, the world's going to end, who needs money?
Goddamn stupid idjits!
What's even better is that the same dude (Camping) said the world would end in September 1994. Oops.
He forgot to carry the one.
http://www.familyradio.com/PDFS/gay_pride.pdf
By Harold Camping
:lol:
I am totally having an End of the World Party next weekend at World's Fair.
Quote from: Payne on May 12, 2011, 06:26:36 PM
http://www.familyradio.com/PDFS/gay_pride.pdf
By Harold Camping
:lol:
:banana: Ironic pun!! :banana:
Here's a little end of the world part for RHWN
http://www.merriweathermusic.com/schedule/#/28239/
:wink:
I wanted to get some Messianic robes and sandals in time for this, but now I have neither the time or the money to acquire them.
Damn I need to get some robes at some point.
Even if I could make them, I couldn't get them to you in time. :argh!:
Quote from: Payne on May 12, 2011, 06:29:15 PM
I wanted to get some Messianic robes and sandals in time for this, but now I have neither the time or the money to acquire them.
Damn I need to get some robes at some point.
On May 22nd, email Mr Camping (lol) and ask him when he's planning on making his next set of calculations, so that you'll be better prepared.
Quote from: Suu on May 12, 2011, 06:30:19 PM
Even if I could make them, I couldn't get them to you in time. :argh!:
I reckon you could make them easy enough (very simple garb really), but yeah the time is a killer.
I shall have to commision you to create me a kick ass robe soon, cause I reckon we could easy get away with just a few measurements sent online for it to fit perfectly.
Quote from: Mangrove on May 12, 2011, 06:28:24 PM
Here's a little end of the world part for RHWN
http://www.merriweathermusic.com/schedule/#/28239/
:wink:
Well, Whitesnake does have the one song called "Judgement Day". :eek:
Quote from: Payne on May 12, 2011, 06:33:14 PM
Quote from: Suu on May 12, 2011, 06:30:19 PM
Even if I could make them, I couldn't get them to you in time. :argh!:
I reckon you could make them easy enough (very simple garb really), but yeah the time is a killer.
I shall have to commision you to create me a kick ass robe soon, cause I reckon we could easy get away with just a few measurements sent online for it to fit perfectly.
Oh yes, they aren't hard at all.
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on May 12, 2011, 06:20:30 PM
Lawrence O'Donnel was reporting last night that there are actual people who are buying into his nonsense. (yeah, I guess that shouldn't be a surprise).
Some guy decided to stop paying into his 401(k) because he's convinced the world really is going to end. Some other family with kids just blew all of their savings because, hey, the world's going to end, who needs money?
Goddamn stupid idjits!
It's rare that I hope for the misfortune of others, but in this case I will make an exception. I hope ALL of them blow all their money.
I just read his "proof", and he sort of makes one huge logical leap that isn't supported, even by his own beliefs.
:lulz:
You know, this is a great marketing opportunity for us.
The PD.COM Money Liquidators.
"Do you have a lot of money to burn before the end of the world? Worried about being burdened with Unholy Cash when greeting St. Peter? For a nominal fee, PD.COM Money Liquidators will take that pesky dough off your hands and send you off to the Next World with a clean and clear soul. Act now and we'll throw in a Halo Cozy!"
I've been surprised by the number of Family Radio billboards up here in the DFW metroplex warning us all of the coming resurrection.
I wish i knew where one of them lived around here, so i could borrow my buddies trumpet and hide in the bushes outside their bedroom window that morning...
Quote from: Iptuous on May 12, 2011, 08:55:02 PM
I've been surprised by the number of Family Radio billboards up here in the DFW metroplex warning us all of the coming resurrection.
I wish i knew where one of them lived around here, so i could borrow my buddies trumpet and hide in the bushes outside their bedroom window that morning...
:lulz:
Quote from: Iptuous on May 12, 2011, 08:55:02 PM
I've been surprised by the number of Family Radio billboards up here in the DFW metroplex warning us all of the coming resurrection.
I wish i knew where one of them lived around here, so i could borrow my buddies trumpet and hide in the bushes outside their bedroom window that morning...
Oooh, THAT is a thing of beauty, right there.
This crap always reminds me of the bit in To Dance With the White Dog (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/To_Dance_with_the_White_Dog) where the old man sends a guy predicting the end of the world on the radio a check for a few bucks post-dated for the day after his predicted Armageddon.
Quote from: Hoopla on May 12, 2011, 07:34:34 PM
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on May 12, 2011, 06:20:30 PM
Lawrence O'Donnel was reporting last night that there are actual people who are buying into his nonsense. (yeah, I guess that shouldn't be a surprise).
Some guy decided to stop paying into his 401(k) because he's convinced the world really is going to end. Some other family with kids just blew all of their savings because, hey, the world's going to end, who needs money?
Goddamn stupid idjits!
It's rare that I hope for the misfortune of others, but in this case I will make an exception. I hope ALL of them blow all their money.
This.
This is the same guy right?
http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/may21/ (http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/may21/)
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
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I mean, why do they need any donations if the world is going to end in 9 days?
Quote from: Khara on May 12, 2011, 09:45:51 PM
This is the same guy right?
http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/may21/ (http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/may21/)
So, lemme get this straight. IF a whole crapload of people disappear on May 21st, we have until October 21st to blow all of our cash and party until the whole world goes up like a candle?
Five months. That's one HELL of a party...
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:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
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I mean, why do they need any donations if the world is going to end in 9 days?
To pay for billboards? There's a shit ton of them around here AND I'M SO EXCITED FOR THIS. I can't wait for the blank and terrified looks on the faces of my neighbors.
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I mean, why do they need any donations if the world is going to end in 9 days?
To pay for billboards? There's a shit ton of them around here AND I'M SO EXCITED FOR THIS. I can't wait for the blank and terrified looks on the faces of my neighbors.
When you see them on the Day After, tell them that your parents/grandparents... (insert whatever relative you may have mentioned is very faithful) has vanished without a trace. Oddest thing...
SO DOING THIS. SO. :lulz:
Quote from: Hover Cat on May 13, 2011, 12:43:48 AM
SO DOING THIS. SO. :lulz:
Bonus points if you get pics.
Silly people...everyone knows the End of the World happened on 21 April 1863.
I suppose better late than never.
Quote from: Luna on May 12, 2011, 09:49:37 PM
Quote from: Khara on May 12, 2011, 09:45:51 PM
This is the same guy right?
http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/may21/ (http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/may21/)
So, lemme get this straight. IF a whole crapload of people disappear on May 21st, we have until October 21st to blow all of our cash and party until the whole world goes up like a candle?
Five months. That's one HELL of a party...
Shit, that would have been my 5th wedding anniversary!
Quote from: Suu on May 13, 2011, 04:31:53 AM
Quote from: Luna on May 12, 2011, 09:49:37 PM
Quote from: Khara on May 12, 2011, 09:45:51 PM
This is the same guy right?
http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/may21/ (http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/may21/)
So, lemme get this straight. IF a whole crapload of people disappear on May 21st, we have until October 21st to blow all of our cash and party until the whole world goes up like a candle?
Five months. That's one HELL of a party...
Shit, that would have been my 5th wedding anniversary!
May 21st? Or October 21st?
Woulda been the 20th anniversary of my first wedding on May 21st. May is a treacherous month...
My parents, too, interestingly. Would have been their thirty first.
Quote from: Luna on May 13, 2011, 02:15:46 AM
Quote from: Hover Cat on May 13, 2011, 12:43:48 AM
SO DOING THIS. SO. :lulz:
Bonus points if you get pics.
DONE. I'm stealing my stepdad's camera that day.
Quote from: Nigel on May 13, 2011, 06:02:55 AM
Quote from: Suu on May 13, 2011, 04:31:53 AM
Quote from: Luna on May 12, 2011, 09:49:37 PM
Quote from: Khara on May 12, 2011, 09:45:51 PM
This is the same guy right?
http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/may21/ (http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/may21/)
So, lemme get this straight. IF a whole crapload of people disappear on May 21st, we have until October 21st to blow all of our cash and party until the whole world goes up like a candle?
Five months. That's one HELL of a party...
Shit, that would have been my 5th wedding anniversary!
May 21st? Or October 21st?
Woulda been the 20th anniversary of my first wedding on May 21st. May is a treacherous month...
No kidding, would have been my 22nd anniversary yesterday if I'd still been with the useless bastard. Fucker ran off with my haridresser, she's so lucky....
Quote from: Nigel on May 13, 2011, 06:02:55 AM
Quote from: Suu on May 13, 2011, 04:31:53 AM
Quote from: Luna on May 12, 2011, 09:49:37 PM
Quote from: Khara on May 12, 2011, 09:45:51 PM
This is the same guy right?
http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/may21/ (http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/may21/)
So, lemme get this straight. IF a whole crapload of people disappear on May 21st, we have until October 21st to blow all of our cash and party until the whole world goes up like a candle?
Five months. That's one HELL of a party...
Shit, that would have been my 5th wedding anniversary!
May 21st? Or October 21st?
Woulda been the 20th anniversary of my first wedding on May 21st. May is a treacherous month...
October 21st.
Wow. We have such amazing anniversary dates. You get Judgement Day, and I get the Apocalypse.
It will be my unbirthday. :fnord:
It will be my unngggbirthday.
Quote from: Suu on May 13, 2011, 02:24:45 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 13, 2011, 06:02:55 AM
Quote from: Suu on May 13, 2011, 04:31:53 AM
Quote from: Luna on May 12, 2011, 09:49:37 PM
Quote from: Khara on May 12, 2011, 09:45:51 PM
This is the same guy right?
http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/may21/ (http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/may21/)
So, lemme get this straight. IF a whole crapload of people disappear on May 21st, we have until October 21st to blow all of our cash and party until the whole world goes up like a candle?
Five months. That's one HELL of a party...
Shit, that would have been my 5th wedding anniversary!
May 21st? Or October 21st?
Woulda been the 20th anniversary of my first wedding on May 21st. May is a treacherous month...
October 21st.
Wow. We have such amazing anniversary dates. You get Judgement Day, and I get the Apocalypse.
WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN? :lulz:
Quote from: Payne on May 12, 2011, 06:26:36 PM
http://www.familyradio.com/PDFS/gay_pride.pdf
By Harold Camping
:lol:
So let me get this straight-
God is making people gay so he can punish the world for being gay.
Kinda like a cop who makes you break the law so he can arrest you?
Also, I wasn't aware that teh Gay Pride movement was successful. Last I checked, same-sex marriage is only available in participating locations.
Eh, I'm all for the whole thing going up in flames. :|
Quote from: Mangrove on May 12, 2011, 06:18:09 PM
...until yet another fundamentalist whacko commits spectacular 'self pwnage'.
http://www.familyradio.com/index2.html
Please contact them on May 22nd :lol:
These are the same people http://www.wecanknow.com/ I've had the wecanknow site bookmarked for a couple of days to check on May 22. :lulz:
They can be easily disproved on May 20th. Or, at least May 20th for other time zones in the US. Apparently a global earthquake will strike each time zone at 6 pm local time. Which means if Fiji's ok at 1 am here, it's a bust. Apparently God can only handle 1/24th of a planet at a time.
Quote from: Khara on May 17, 2011, 05:17:04 PM
Eh, I'm all for the whole thing going up in flames. :|
Emanenatize the Eschaton my friend!
I think I spelled that wrong, but I am too lazy to speel check. This is why the Earth is doomed.
I'm sure the folks at http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/ are biting their nails, huh? :lol:
I say we all gather at the hunting section of Walmart at 5:50 pm that day and get a leg up on other looters by stealing guns and ammo first.
Then, kegger at the local church after a couple hours of stealy-takey.
Maybe LMNO, dimo and I can get that show together after all. :lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Blight on May 19, 2011, 02:52:21 AM
I say we all gather at the hunting section of Walmart at 5:50 pm that day and get a leg up on other looters by stealing guns and ammo first.
Then, kegger at the local church after a couple hours of stealy-takey.
Maybe LMNO, dimo and I can get that show together after all. :lulz:
Kind of depends, are
all christians going to be taken or just the "special" ones?
Quote from: Khara on May 19, 2011, 02:43:50 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on May 19, 2011, 02:52:21 AM
I say we all gather at the hunting section of Walmart at 5:50 pm that day and get a leg up on other looters by stealing guns and ammo first.
Then, kegger at the local church after a couple hours of stealy-takey.
Maybe LMNO, dimo and I can get that show together after all. :lulz:
Kind of depends, are all christians going to be taken or just the "special" ones?
I got the sense that anyone who accepts Jesus as their Savior gets the floating treatment. So that includes all of them, even the ones the Rapturites don't want to come with them.
That's something that never really made sense with me. That you had to accept Jesus to be saved and born again, even though people who already accept that aren't saved and born again. Protestants in America are a bit crazy, no?
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I keep getting texts from this one friend of mine asking if I'm going to steal a car to go visit one last time before the world ends.
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 20, 2011, 05:13:49 AM
I keep getting texts from this one friend of mine asking if I'm going to steal a car to go visit one last time before the world ends.
If the wackos are right, we have 5 months to thoroughly trash the hotel room.
Wait, what? I thought the end of the world meant everything stops?
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on May 20, 2011, 05:23:41 AM
Wait, what? I thought the end of the world meant everything stops?
According to these guys, Judgment Day is synonymous with the Rapture, which occurs with totally metal earthquakes on Saturday. Then, we disbelievers are left to suffer here for another 5 months and the Universe ceases to exist by God's fiery destructive wrath on October 21, 2011.
So we got 5 months to get our drink/nuclear bombs/looting/knifey-flamey/Russian roulette/orgies/etc... on until Game Over.
Provided of course, that you do not accept Jebus.
Blight,
Really looking forward to the next 5 months either way.
Quote from: Doktor Blight on May 20, 2011, 05:45:42 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on May 20, 2011, 05:23:41 AM
Wait, what? I thought the end of the world meant everything stops?
According to these guys, Judgment Day is synonymous with the Rapture, which occurs with totally metal earthquakes on Saturday. Then, we disbelievers are left to suffer here for another 5 months and the Universe ceases to exist by God's fiery destructive wrath on October 21, 2011.
So we got 5 months to get our drink/nuclear bombs/looting/knifey-flamey/Russian roulette/orgies/etc... on until Game Over.
Provided of course, that you do not accept Jebus.
Blight,
Really looking forward to the next 5 months either way.
Now granted, this does not even remotely resemble the time line given by all other Raptards. Other ones give 7 years of Antichrist and 666 and all that even cooler metal shit.
Of course the Catholic church's position is that this all happened under the reign of Nero, so mileage may vary.
Blight,
Once again noting former Catholicism.
Goddammit. I'm scared shitless, even though I'm like "But wait, the calendar isn't the same. Wasn't there a jump somewhere?" And my best friend believes this Saturday is Judgement Day. :x And then I'm like "What if I never see monkey again?"
Fuck it, I'm downing half a bottle of pills so I don't give a damn for two days.
None of it makes any sense from even a Christian perspective.
The Rapture was thought up by some delusional chick in some sort of diseased stupor 150 years ago and is pretty much heresy, except for the fact that people believe it.
Even if it were canon and orthodox, The Rapture is not the same as Judgment Day as Judgment Day is the very last day when all humans are resurrected and judged (hence the name) rather than raptured.
The Tribulations last about 7 years after the heretical Rapture.
Oh wait, we forgot all that shit where Jesus comes down, establishes a global kingdom for One Thousand Years while Satan is safely locked away. After the Battle of Armageddon. And this bears repeating. Jesus comes down, locks Satan up in jail and then takes over the world for One Thousand Years after which time Satan comes back, and for some reason, people have conveniently forgotten that God Incarnate has been President of Earth for the past One Thousand Years and start to fall in deception again at which point Jesus says, "That's it! I've had it with these mother fucking Satans on this mother fucking Earth!" And then world gets destroyed.
Christians don't even know their own fucking prophecies.
1000 YEARS
/Drunk ramble, hope it was educational, or at least coherent.
It was until the last couple of sentences, and then I think you just left a couple of qualifiers out or something.
I feel better (for now, anyway). Think denominations other than Catholics would listen to that argument?
Quote from: Doktor Blight on May 20, 2011, 05:45:42 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on May 20, 2011, 05:23:41 AM
Wait, what? I thought the end of the world meant everything stops?
According to these guys, Judgment Day is synonymous with the Rapture, which occurs with totally metal earthquakes on Saturday. Then, we disbelievers are left to suffer here for another 5 months and the Universe ceases to exist by God's fiery destructive wrath on October 21, 2011.
So we got 5 months to get our drink/nuclear bombs/looting/knifey-flamey/Russian roulette/orgies/etc... on until Game Over.
Provided of course, that you do not accept Jebus.
Blight,
Really looking forward to the next 5 months either way.
According to these people, the final end happens the day after my birthday. What a shitty gift, do you think I can return it?
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on May 20, 2011, 06:12:54 AM
It was until the last couple of sentences, and then I think you just left a couple of qualifiers out or something.
I feel better (for now, anyway). Think denominations other than Catholics would listen to that argument?
Yes. Most Christians pay attention to the 1000 years part. It's not a small space of time. No as far as Rapture, varying groups consider it to occur at different times of prophecy unfolding. Provided, of course, that you are Protestant. But a lot of them think that God would not let his best believers suffer the wrath of the Antichrist, even though the Antichrist totally wastes God's 2 prophets.
I'm still rambling because there's a lot of ground to cover. Honestly, I recommend reading the Book of Revelation (linguistic side note, Apocalypse merely means "Revelation" in Greek). Not only because it will put your mind at ease, but also makes for some really good monster fiction.
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on May 20, 2011, 06:18:38 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on May 20, 2011, 05:45:42 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on May 20, 2011, 05:23:41 AM
Wait, what? I thought the end of the world meant everything stops?
According to these guys, Judgment Day is synonymous with the Rapture, which occurs with totally metal earthquakes on Saturday. Then, we disbelievers are left to suffer here for another 5 months and the Universe ceases to exist by God's fiery destructive wrath on October 21, 2011.
So we got 5 months to get our drink/nuclear bombs/looting/knifey-flamey/Russian roulette/orgies/etc... on until Game Over.
Provided of course, that you do not accept Jebus.
Blight,
Really looking forward to the next 5 months either way.
According to these people, the final end happens the day after my birthday. What a shitty gift, do you think I can return it?
Take it up with the management :lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Blight on May 20, 2011, 06:21:10 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on May 20, 2011, 06:12:54 AM
It was until the last couple of sentences, and then I think you just left a couple of qualifiers out or something.
I feel better (for now, anyway). Think denominations other than Catholics would listen to that argument?
Yes. Most Christians pay attention to the 1000 years part. It's not a small space of time. No as far as Rapture, varying groups consider it to occur at different times of prophecy unfolding. Provided, of course, that you are Protestant. But a lot of them think that God would not let his best believers suffer the wrath of the Antichrist, even though the Antichrist totally wastes God's 2 prophets.
I'm still rambling because there's a lot of ground to cover. Honestly, I recommend reading the Book of Revelation (linguistic side note, Apocalypse merely means "Revelation" in Greek). Not only because it will put your mind at ease, but also makes for some really good monster fiction.
I totally would if there were a bible in the house, or if I could remember to get one from my parent's house.
My friend says she's a Christian Catholic and a Metaphysical Spiritualist... Poor girl. :horrormirth: She's probably not very happy about believing either, because she got told by a bunch of people she's going to hell for her job.
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on May 20, 2011, 06:31:44 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on May 20, 2011, 06:21:10 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on May 20, 2011, 06:12:54 AM
It was until the last couple of sentences, and then I think you just left a couple of qualifiers out or something.
I feel better (for now, anyway). Think denominations other than Catholics would listen to that argument?
Yes. Most Christians pay attention to the 1000 years part. It's not a small space of time. No as far as Rapture, varying groups consider it to occur at different times of prophecy unfolding. Provided, of course, that you are Protestant. But a lot of them think that God would not let his best believers suffer the wrath of the Antichrist, even though the Antichrist totally wastes God's 2 prophets.
I'm still rambling because there's a lot of ground to cover. Honestly, I recommend reading the Book of Revelation (linguistic side note, Apocalypse merely means "Revelation" in Greek). Not only because it will put your mind at ease, but also makes for some really good monster fiction.
I totally would if there were a bible in the house, or if I could remember to get one from my parent's house.
My friend says she's a Christian Catholic and a Metaphysical Spiritualist... Poor girl. :horrormirth: She's probably not very happy about believing either, because she got told by a bunch of people she's going to hell for her job.
http://www.sacred-texts.com/bib/index.htm
Free.
The Pope would probably look down on her activities as well. Unfortunately for the Pope, Catholic populations tend to not let go of folk traditions.
Sorry Emperor Palpatine. But there are santeros asking certain entities for favors.... :lulz:
Blight,
respects Christianity, but delights in mocking Catholicism, even though he will defend it against anyone else who was never a Catholic. Boston and Irishness will do that shit to you.
Quote from: Doktor Blight on May 20, 2011, 06:41:30 AM
The Pope would probably look down on her activities as well. Unfortunately for the Pope, Catholic populations tend to not let go of folk traditions.
Which what now?
Quote
Sorry Emperor Palpatine. But there are santeros asking certain entities for favors.... :lulz:
:lulz: Palpatine...
Quote from: Doktor Blight on May 20, 2011, 06:41:30 AM
respects Christianity, but delights in mocking Catholicism, even though he will defend it against anyone else who was never a Catholic. Boston and Irishness will do that shit to you.
I'm pretty sure that being an ex-Catholic does it to you, too.
Quote from: Hover Cat on May 20, 2011, 06:51:56 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on May 20, 2011, 06:41:30 AM
respects Christianity, but delights in mocking Catholicism, even though he will defend it against anyone else who was never a Catholic. Boston and Irishness will do that shit to you.
I'm pretty sure that being an ex-Catholic does it to you, too.
Yeah, this.
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on May 20, 2011, 06:46:10 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on May 20, 2011, 06:41:30 AM
The Pope would probably look down on her activities as well. Unfortunately for the Pope, Catholic populations tend to not let go of folk traditions.
Which what now?
Quote
Sorry Emperor Palpatine. But there are santeros asking certain entities for favors.... :lulz:
:lulz: Palpatine...
I believe I mentioned I was drunlk.
:takes swig of Jim Beam"
Quote from: Doktor Phox on May 20, 2011, 06:55:25 AM
Quote from: Hover Cat on May 20, 2011, 06:51:56 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on May 20, 2011, 06:41:30 AM
respects Christianity, but delights in mocking Catholicism, even though he will defend it against anyone else who was never a Catholic. Boston and Irishness will do that shit to you.
I'm pretty sure that being an ex-Catholic does it to you, too.
Yeah, this.
Yep. It's like that ex you love to rip on, but god help the bastard who calls her a slut.
I try not to mock any section in particular. I used to be Methodist, way back in the day, but the last church I went to was a Baptist church. On Easter. When I was prego, and not married, and the sermon was about sinners and what kinds of sins there are and HELLFIRE AND BRIMSTONE AWAITS THEM. :lulz:
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on May 20, 2011, 06:58:39 AM
I try not to mock any section in particular. I used to be Methodist, way back in the day, but the last church I went to was a Baptist church. On Easter. When I was prego, and not married, and the sermon was about sinners and what kinds of sins there are and HELLFIRE AND BRIMSTONE AWAITS THEM. :lulz:
I don't care about what any of the thousands of denominations of Jesusianism think ultimately. Just don't act like an asshole and keep your religion out of my government. That's all I ask.
And I rip on Catholicism in particular because I know it better. Hell, I was one for still more than half my life (August 2013, hurry up!)
:lulz: Agree'd, keep your Jesus out my politics!
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on May 20, 2011, 06:58:39 AM
I try not to mock any section in particular. I used to be Methodist, way back in the day, but the last church I went to was a Baptist church. On Easter. When I was prego, and not married, and the sermon was about sinners and what kinds of sins there are and HELLFIRE AND BRIMSTONE AWAITS THEM. :lulz:
Interesting side note.
I could be wrong, since I'm out of the loop, but I think the Pope said Hell is closed for business and asshats like me go to Purgatory. Or is it the other way around?
Something other than Heaven is condemned for health violations. I forget if it was JP jr or Palaptine who said it, but, you know, they can't be wrong!
See you in God's waiting room!
Quote from: Doktor Blight on May 20, 2011, 07:08:09 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on May 20, 2011, 06:58:39 AM
I try not to mock any section in particular. I used to be Methodist, way back in the day, but the last church I went to was a Baptist church. On Easter. When I was prego, and not married, and the sermon was about sinners and what kinds of sins there are and HELLFIRE AND BRIMSTONE AWAITS THEM. :lulz:
Interesting side note.
I could be wrong, since I'm out of the loop, but I think the Pope said Hell is closed for business and asshats like me go to Purgatory. Or is it the other way around?
Something other than Heaven is condemned for health violations. I forget if it was JP jr or Palaptine who said it, but, you know, they can't be wrong!
See you in God's waiting room!
Lol seriously? Either purgatory or hell is closed? I must google this.
http://vivirlatino.com/2007/04/23/pope-no-more-limbo-its-heaven-or-hell.php
Wow.
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on May 20, 2011, 07:11:57 AM
http://vivirlatino.com/2007/04/23/pope-no-more-limbo-its-heaven-or-hell.php
Wow.
Fuck. lol.
Well, I say infernal rebellion. Fuck our lot, I say we take over.
Quote from: Doktor Blight on May 20, 2011, 07:13:15 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on May 20, 2011, 07:11:57 AM
http://vivirlatino.com/2007/04/23/pope-no-more-limbo-its-heaven-or-hell.php
Wow.
Fuck. lol.
Well, I say infernal rebellion. Fuck our lot, I say we take over.
Reading.
Oh... No, it's the Sith Lord.
Nope. Can't accept it.
Benedict XVI,
Hitler Youth represent
Quote from: Doktor Blight on May 20, 2011, 07:13:15 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on May 20, 2011, 07:11:57 AM
http://vivirlatino.com/2007/04/23/pope-no-more-limbo-its-heaven-or-hell.php
Wow.
Fuck. lol.
Well, I say infernal rebellion. Fuck our lot, I say we take over.
I feel a WOMP coming on.
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on May 20, 2011, 07:15:41 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on May 20, 2011, 07:13:15 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on May 20, 2011, 07:11:57 AM
http://vivirlatino.com/2007/04/23/pope-no-more-limbo-its-heaven-or-hell.php
Wow.
Fuck. lol.
Well, I say infernal rebellion. Fuck our lot, I say we take over.
I feel a WOMP coming on.
If oly you could see the look on my face right now. Unfortunately, I will not womp until Tuesday. Maybe Sunday. No guarantee.
Quote from: Doktor Blight on May 20, 2011, 07:18:32 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on May 20, 2011, 07:15:41 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on May 20, 2011, 07:13:15 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on May 20, 2011, 07:11:57 AM
http://vivirlatino.com/2007/04/23/pope-no-more-limbo-its-heaven-or-hell.php
Wow.
Fuck. lol.
Well, I say infernal rebellion. Fuck our lot, I say we take over.
I feel a WOMP coming on.
If oly you could see the look on my face right now. Unfortunately, I will not womp until Tuesday. Maybe Sunday. No guarantee.
It's going to be glorious. I promise. :lulz:
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on May 20, 2011, 07:23:03 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on May 20, 2011, 07:18:32 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on May 20, 2011, 07:15:41 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on May 20, 2011, 07:13:15 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on May 20, 2011, 07:11:57 AM
http://vivirlatino.com/2007/04/23/pope-no-more-limbo-its-heaven-or-hell.php
Wow.
Fuck. lol.
Well, I say infernal rebellion. Fuck our lot, I say we take over.
I feel a WOMP coming on.
If oly you could see the look on my face right now. Unfortunately, I will not womp until Tuesday. Maybe Sunday. No guarantee.
It's going to be glorious. I promise. :lulz:
Going to hold you to it.
One way or another, I'll still be here. If you get raptored, I still expect some sort of ascension fuckery with the servers.
Oh man. :lulz:
I still have to find enough faces on FB, and isolate them and stuff, but it'll be awesome.
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on May 20, 2011, 08:05:16 AM
Oh man. :lulz:
I still have to find enough faces on FB, and isolate them and stuff, but it'll be awesome.
If you have a particular expresion in mind, I might save you some trouble.
ETA: at least on my part.
Quote from: Doktor Blight on May 20, 2011, 08:10:00 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on May 20, 2011, 08:05:16 AM
Oh man. :lulz:
I still have to find enough faces on FB, and isolate them and stuff, but it'll be awesome.
If you have a particular expresion in mind, I might save you some trouble.
ETA: at least on my part.
Yes. I want that screaming rage with cross eyes face.
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on May 20, 2011, 08:26:17 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on May 20, 2011, 08:10:00 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on May 20, 2011, 08:05:16 AM
Oh man. :lulz:
I still have to find enough faces on FB, and isolate them and stuff, but it'll be awesome.
If you have a particular expresion in mind, I might save you some trouble.
ETA: at least on my part.
Yes. I want that screaming rage with cross eyes face.
Don't have one of those... yet.
On the bright side for you, tomorrow night... errr.. tonight... is my drummer's bday party (I can mock him for being 30 for another 2.5 months) and, since this coincides roughly with Judgment Day, I have separated my moustache from my goatee for diabolical goodness. I might have the curly stache going on with said facial expression. Villager will take pics.They will go onto the spagbook thread.
Quote from: Doktor Blight on May 20, 2011, 08:33:32 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on May 20, 2011, 08:26:17 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on May 20, 2011, 08:10:00 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on May 20, 2011, 08:05:16 AM
Oh man. :lulz:
I still have to find enough faces on FB, and isolate them and stuff, but it'll be awesome.
If you have a particular expresion in mind, I might save you some trouble.
ETA: at least on my part.
Yes. I want that screaming rage with cross eyes face.
Don't have one of those... yet.
On the bright side for you, tomorrow night... errr.. tonight... is my drummer's bday party (I can mock him for being 30 for another 2.5 months) and, since this coincides roughly with Judgment Day, I have separated my moustache from my goatee for diabolical goodness. I might have the curly stache going on with said facial expression. Villager will take pics.They will go onto the spagbook thread.
Actually I do have one of those from St. Patrick's Day. Oh well, I'll just have to top that.
:banana:
QuoteHeaven can wait: Prophet's non-profit staff expects to work Monday
http://content.usatoday.com/communities/Religion/post/2011/05/harold-camping-doomsday-rapture-end-of-the-world/1
so there will be someone there to answer the mail :wink:
At least if this thing really happens, I won't have to send in the mortgage payment.
:lulz:
http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5iS48Isv-wyBXzJB4qBxYSqcSSU-A?docId=CNG.f5e2c7cf7dab768ddebff16d291d1def.1f1 (http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5iS48Isv-wyBXzJB4qBxYSqcSSU-A?docId=CNG.f5e2c7cf7dab768ddebff16d291d1def.1f1)
QuoteThe post-doomsday pet rescue service already has 259 clients, who have paid $135 for the first pet and $20 for each additional pet at the same address, to ensure the faithful animal companions are looked after and loved even when their Christian owners have gone to the other side.
:lulz:
Quote from: Khara on May 20, 2011, 04:16:10 PM
:lulz:
http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5iS48Isv-wyBXzJB4qBxYSqcSSU-A?docId=CNG.f5e2c7cf7dab768ddebff16d291d1def.1f1 (http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5iS48Isv-wyBXzJB4qBxYSqcSSU-A?docId=CNG.f5e2c7cf7dab768ddebff16d291d1def.1f1)
QuoteThe post-doomsday pet rescue service already has 259 clients, who have paid $135 for the first pet and $20 for each additional pet at the same address, to ensure the faithful animal companions are looked after and loved even when their Christian owners have gone to the other side.
:lulz:
It gives me hope that there are some taking full advantage of those dumb fuckers.
Is your home spotless? Are you ready for your neighbors to walk thru your home and riffle thru your underwear drawer?
Worried what the neighbors will think after you are swept away in the Rapture this weekend?
Call us, we will come in, clean your home from top to bottom, box everything up for those family members left behind. As well, for your peace of mind, we will include one of the millions of Jimmy Swaggart sermon tapes left in his basement (after his little indiscretion) to help your loved ones who were left behind see the light.
$500.00 per room.
Well, if the Rapture happens and all the Christians get sucked up to heaven or whatever then traffic at Kure Beach ought to much more managable for my beach trip Sunday.
Unless they get sucked up while sitting in their cars.
So, no earthquake.
Everyone have the email address of We Can Know ready? I think I'll say something like:
Dear We Can Know,
Wasn't this rapture thing supposed to have happened today?
Sincerely,
Kai
Some other dude says tomorrow, because you have to account for some kind of quantum and the planets have to align and Jesus.
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on May 21, 2011, 01:44:03 AM
Some other dude says tomorrow, because you have to account for some kind of quantum and the planets have to align and Jesus.
The bolded part made my brain hurt.
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on May 21, 2011, 01:46:03 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on May 21, 2011, 01:44:03 AM
Some other dude says tomorrow, because you have to account for some kind of quantum and the planets have to align and Jesus.
The bolded part made my brain hurt.
That's because you don't understand the people who need religion like I do.
The world isn't going to end yet.
And when it does, none of the Raptards (I like this word) will see it coming. And when it comes, they will be disappointed.
They'll be all "Wait, this is it? Shit just -changes-?? I wanted fire and brimstone! I wanted to be exalted for my sacrifices. I WANTED THOSE WHO DONT THINK LIKE ME TO SUFFER!! God SUCKS! Oh shi-" and then lightening will hit them.
Ahem.
I thought the rapture is supposed to happen when no one expects it, so any attempt to set a date is automatically doomed. The Bible says that Jesus doesn't even know when it will be. So if anybody actually figures out when God is planning on doing it, God just changes it.
I had a thought, though. If it can only happen when nobody expects it, and we have millions of people around the world who live in a constant state of expecting it to happen at any given moment, then no wonder it's been 2000 years and it hasn't happened yet.
Quote from: Pastor Miskatonic Zappathruster on May 21, 2011, 02:44:21 AM
I thought the rapture is supposed to happen when no one expects it, so any attempt to set a date is automatically doomed. The Bible says that Jesus doesn't even know when it will be. So if anybody actually figures out when God is planning on doing it, God just changes it.
I had a thought, though. If it can only happen when nobody expects it, and we have millions of people around the world who live in a constant state of expecting it to happen at any given moment, then no wonder it's been 2000 years and it hasn't happened yet.
Could answer this for you... but Im too busy being raptured
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on May 21, 2011, 04:42:30 AM
Quote from: Pastor Miskatonic Zappathruster on May 21, 2011, 02:44:21 AM
I thought the rapture is supposed to happen when no one expects it, so any attempt to set a date is automatically doomed. The Bible says that Jesus doesn't even know when it will be. So if anybody actually figures out when God is planning on doing it, God just changes it.
I had a thought, though. If it can only happen when nobody expects it, and we have millions of people around the world who live in a constant state of expecting it to happen at any given moment, then no wonder it's been 2000 years and it hasn't happened yet.
Could answer this for you... but Im too busy being raptured
Me too
Jesus Christ this is a slow process. And it fucking tickles.
:lulz: I'm picturing a Very Secret Diaries (http://fanlore.org/wiki/The_Very_Secret_Diaries) of Harold Camping
May 21, 2011, noon
Am STILL not Raptured yet. God is taking soooo long. Am v. disappointed.
May 22, 2011
Was not raptured. Oh well. Can always try again in 15 yrs.
Quote from: Pastor Miskatonic Zappathruster on May 21, 2011, 02:44:21 AM
I thought the rapture is supposed to happen when no one expects it, so any attempt to set a date is automatically doomed. The Bible says that Jesus doesn't even know when it will be. So if anybody actually figures out when God is planning on doing it, God just changes it.
I had a thought, though. If it can only happen when nobody expects it, and we have millions of people around the world who live in a constant state of expecting it to happen at any given moment, then no wonder it's been 2000 years and it hasn't happened yet.
What they don't recognize is that the "end of the World" has been happening for some time now. It's happening right now, and will continue to happen for the foreseeable future. It's an ongoing process, not a single event.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/05/20/judgment-day-according-to_n_864140.html#s280789&title=A_Bahai_Perspective (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/05/20/judgment-day-according-to_n_864140.html#s280789&title=A_Bahai_Perspective)
The link imbeded in the article leads to the writings of Shoghi Effendi, leader of the Baha'i Faith up to the 50's. The writings go into more detail about how Baha'is envision the "Apacolypse" we are going though right now will end up, and what they work toward achieving.
http://reference.bahai.org/en/t/se/WOB/wob-56.html (http://reference.bahai.org/en/t/se/WOB/wob-56.html)
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on May 21, 2011, 01:36:09 AM
So, no earthquake.
Everyone have the email address of We Can Know ready? I think I'll say something like:
Dear We Can Know,
Wasn't this rapture thing supposed to have happened today?
Sincerely,
Kai
I'm not sure if this is in the thread already - it probably is, if so sorry about the repost.
But this is the seriously the way Camping figured out the date - I listened to it via radio clip a while ago
He took the date when he said the great flood ended - May 21 4990 BC and added 7 days from when God promised not to destroy the world again because there a vague reference to 7 days in that passage.
QuoteFor yet seven days, and I will cause it to rain upon the earth forty days and forty nights; and every living substance that I have made will I destroy from off the face of the earth.
Genesis 7:4
He then someone determined that one day = 1000 years
QuoteWhereby the world that then was, being overflowed with water, perished: But the heavens and the earth, which are now, by the same word are kept in store, reserved unto fire against the day of judgment and perdition of ungodly men. But, beloved, be not ignorant of this one thing, that one day is with the Lord as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day.
Peter 2 3:6-8
And May 21 is exactly the seventeenth day of the second month.
So with an explanation like that I pretty sure Freeky is right. Camping will look randomly through the bible. Take two passages out of context. Apply some number formula and he has a new date. Hal Lindsay is still going after 80's failed to produce the end of the world, then the 90's failed to show it was just late, then 2000 amounted to nothing. Hell on the non-religious side John Hogue actually goes back and changes his books with each new edition.
EDIT: Before anyone asks about the discrepancies in Camping's predictions it's because Camping is such as idiot he mixes using the Hebrew calendar, a bullshit version of the Julian calender and the Gregorian calender.
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on May 21, 2011, 04:25:17 PM
EDIT: Before anyone asks about the discrepancies in Camping's predictions it's because Camping is such as idiot he mixes using the Hebrew calendar, a bullshit version of the Julian calender and the Gregorian calender.
Camping is an idiot despite the inadequacy of his research
:lulz:
If there really was a god those fools would be off of my planet by now as promised.
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 21, 2011, 06:40:27 PM
If there really was a god those fools would be off of my planet by now as promised.
Totally agree. We got gypped! :argh!:
What a let-down!
THIS DEITY DOES NOT DELIVER.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 22, 2011, 03:49:09 PM
THIS DEITY DOES NOT DELIVER.
Well, it says take out only on the menu.
Wash, rinse, repeat.
The Seventh-day Adventist Church formed out of the movement known today as the Millerites. In 1831, a Baptist convert, William Miller (until then a Deist), was asked by a Baptist to preach in their church and began to preach that the Second Advent of Jesus would occur somewhere between 1843 and 1844, based on his interpretation of Daniel 8:14. A following gathered around Miller that included many from the Baptist, Methodist, Presbyterian and Christian Connection churches. After a number of revisions, October 22 was considered the most probable date that the return would occur. By 1844, over 100,000 people were anticipating what Miller had dubbed as the "Blessed Hope". On October 22 many of the believers were up late into the night watching, waiting for Christ to return and found themselves bitterly disappointed when both sunset and midnight passed with their expectations unfulfilled. This event later became known as the Great Disappointment.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_Seventh-day_Adventist_Church
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 22, 2011, 06:54:11 PM
Wash, rinse, repeat.
The Seventh-day Adventist Church formed out of the movement known today as the Millerites. In 1831, a Baptist convert, William Miller (until then a Deist), was asked by a Baptist to preach in their church and began to preach that the Second Advent of Jesus would occur somewhere between 1843 and 1844, based on his interpretation of Daniel 8:14. A following gathered around Miller that included many from the Baptist, Methodist, Presbyterian and Christian Connection churches. After a number of revisions, October 22 was considered the most probable date that the return would occur. By 1844, over 100,000 people were anticipating what Miller had dubbed as the "Blessed Hope". On October 22 many of the believers were up late into the night watching, waiting for Christ to return and found themselves bitterly disappointed when both sunset and midnight passed with their expectations unfulfilled. This event later became known as the Great Disappointment.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_Seventh-day_Adventist_Church
If I recall, this website gives a list of failed End Times dates stretching back to Sumerian civilization. I can't confirm that because, well the site is unavailable at the moment due to excessive traffic (go figure). Check it in a day or so I guess.
www.abhota.info/end1.htm
Other than that, this will have to do, lol
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_dates_of_the_end_of_the_world
Quote from: Mangrove on May 20, 2011, 04:31:20 AM
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QuoteHello,
So your predictions were off this time around and I'm ok with that. It's difficult to pinpoint these sorts of things with accuracy. But I would really like to know when The Rapture is most likely to occur. I'm very dedicated to the inevitability of it happening. I'm looking forward to it and hope that it happens in my life time. I would like nothing more than to witness the Lord Jesus sweeping up His believers from this wicked world. And the reason that I'm looking forward to it is that I want you people off my fucking planet now so we can fix the mess your ilk have made for us and our children. Not only am I disappointed that there are still going to be End Times nuts like you still around despite your repeated failures and the fact that your dead, false messiah is two millennia late, thus breaking his word and exposing him for the liar he was before he turned into rotting flesh, but you carnival swindlers have ruined the lives of some people retarded enough to listen to you and you should be ashamed of yourselves for taking advantage of the mentally disabled. One man has committed suicide, a mother tried to kill her daughters, people have wasted all of their money and given up on their careers and ruined their children's futures. You can wash your hands of that all you want in your own head and say it is their own fault, but you are responsible for setting of the unbalanced. Thanks Camping, for being a false prophet. You have done more for atheism than Lord Satan expected. You have earned your place in the lake of burning sulfur.
Yours in Christ,
Luke Zifuga
FTW!
:mittens: Right on!
Man...now I've gotta mow the lawn.
This sucks!
Laugh it up, skepti-tards. Mayan 2012 is just around the corner. No quitsies on this one, bitches.
Quote from: Cain on May 23, 2011, 01:47:50 PM
Laugh it up, skepti-tards. Mayan 2012 is just around the corner. No quitsies on this one, bitches.
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-zfhc2wWdrEY/TXAi3_0e9ZI/AAAAAAAACaA/DZgDTGHTky4/s1600/maya_cartoon.JPG)
ETA: You'll have to excuse me if I'm not terribly worried... Though I expect a Mayan end of the world would be a bit more exciting than a Christian end of the world. Probably a bit more human sacrifice...
i got my suit dry cleaned for nothing
(http://images.smh.com.au/2011/05/23/2379090/art-endoftheworld-420x0.jpg)
Maybe the Rapture actually did happen, and all the righteous were swept up to heaven. All 3 of them. And the rest of us are condemned to the hell on earth with one another.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 23, 2011, 03:32:15 PM
Maybe the Rapture actually did happen, and all the righteous were swept up to heaven. All 3 of them. And the rest of us are condemned to the hell on earth with one another.
So how exactly does this change things?
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on May 23, 2011, 03:33:10 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 23, 2011, 03:32:15 PM
Maybe the Rapture actually did happen, and all the righteous were swept up to heaven. All 3 of them. And the rest of us are condemned to the hell on earth with one another.
So how exactly does this change things?
3 people are gone.
It depends on who they were, where they lived, and if they left their front door unlocked.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 23, 2011, 03:35:22 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on May 23, 2011, 03:33:10 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 23, 2011, 03:32:15 PM
Maybe the Rapture actually did happen, and all the righteous were swept up to heaven. All 3 of them. And the rest of us are condemned to the hell on earth with one another.
So how exactly does this change things?
3 people are gone.
They were replaced in less than a second.
Wow. So, one of my friends whose house was destroyed in yesterday's tornadoes posts "My family is unharmed" on facebook. Some retard comes along and posts on his wall "There are too many signs to ignore, the times are growing close. The rapture will definitely happen in our lifetime, destruction like this is a sign." Dewd just lost his fucking house and some dumbass decides to dump his rapture shit on him.
Quote from: Aloe on May 23, 2011, 09:13:39 PM
Wow. So, one of my friends whose house was destroyed in yesterday's tornadoes posts "My family is unharmed" on facebook. Some retard comes along and posts on his wall "There are too many signs to ignore, the times are growing close. The rapture will definitely happen in our lifetime, destruction like this is a sign." Dewd just lost his fucking house and some dumbass decides to dump his rapture shit on him.
Fucking tards.
Quote from: Aloe on May 23, 2011, 09:13:39 PM
Wow. So, one of my friends whose house was destroyed in yesterday's tornadoes posts "My family is unharmed" on facebook. Some retard comes along and posts on his wall "There are too many signs to ignore, the times are growing close. The rapture will definitely happen in our lifetime, destruction like this is a sign." Dewd just lost his fucking house and some dumbass decides to dump his rapture shit on him.
Glad the family is alright.
Quote from: Aloe on May 23, 2011, 09:13:39 PM
Wow. So, one of my friends whose house was destroyed in yesterday's tornadoes posts "My family is unharmed" on facebook. Some retard comes along and posts on his wall "There are too many signs to ignore, the times are growing close. The rapture will definitely happen in our lifetime, destruction like this is a sign." Dewd just lost his fucking house and some dumbass decides to dump his rapture shit on him.
Yeah, I mean, seriously. Everyone knows it is the MAYAN APOCALYPSE that approaches. Jaguar Gods of the Underworld up in this shit, no Semitic thunder gods required.
Nope. It's DEFINITELY October 21st, now.
Really.
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/third-times-a-charm-harold-camping-says-rapture-definitely-happening-on-october-21/
Quote from: Luna on May 24, 2011, 12:27:18 PM
Nope. It's DEFINITELY October 21st, now.
Really.
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/third-times-a-charm-harold-camping-says-rapture-definitely-happening-on-october-21/
Dear Mr. Camping,
Give it up, dude.
Hugs and Kisses,
Planet Earth
Quote from: Doktor Blight on May 24, 2011, 12:55:11 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 24, 2011, 12:27:18 PM
Nope. It's DEFINITELY October 21st, now.
Really.
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/third-times-a-charm-harold-camping-says-rapture-definitely-happening-on-october-21/
Dear Mr. Camping,
Give it up, dude.
Hugs and Kisses,
Planet Earth
Dear Mr. Camping,
If you really, REALLY believe... Prove it.
Send me a check for all your worldly wealth, dated 10/21/11. You're not gonna need it where you're going, right?
Lurve,
Luna
Dear Luna,
There's not going to be an October 22, 2011, so there's no point in giving it to you. You wouldn't be able to spend it.
Best,
Harold Camping
Dear Idiot Fucktard Camping:
I just wanted to take a moment to say Thank You!
Your stupidity has pissed off god so badly he now is taking random pot shots at various places in the midwest. The message is clear if you would ever get your head out of your ass and pay fucking attention!
God will decide when or if he wants to rapture your bible banging group of tards. If he wanted you to know and fucking announce it to the world he would send you a fucking email. He is online you dipshit.
These disasters are not a sign of the end of the world, they are a sign that god wants you to SHUT THE FUCK UP you shitstain.
See you in hell fucker!
Love and Kisses,
Missouri
Quote from: Doktor Blight on May 24, 2011, 12:58:36 PM
Dear Luna,
There's not going to be an October 22, 2011, so there's no point in giving it to you. You wouldn't be able to spend it.
Best,
Harold Camping
Then there's no risk, now, is there? Think of it as a show of faith. Imagine how inspired the sheeple will be!
Quote from: Luna on May 24, 2011, 12:27:18 PM
Nope. It's DEFINITELY October 21st, now.
Really.
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/third-times-a-charm-harold-camping-says-rapture-definitely-happening-on-october-21/
Crap, you beat me to it
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110524/ap_on_re_us/us_apocalypse_saturday
See you on Oct 22nd!
Ah, October 21st. If this would have happened in 2006, the past 5 years of my life could have been waaaaaay different.
I wonder if one could sue this man and his radio show for emotional trauma?
Quote from: Khara on May 24, 2011, 04:46:50 PM
I wonder if one could sue this man and his radio show for emotional trauma?
His followers would first have to sue themselves for being massively stupid.
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 24, 2011, 04:50:18 PM
Quote from: Khara on May 24, 2011, 04:46:50 PM
I wonder if one could sue this man and his radio show for emotional trauma?
His followers would first have to sue themselves for being massively stupid.
No, I mean someone like us. The emotional trauma of thinking the world was over, then it not being over, now it's going ot be over again and so on. I really think someone could have a lawsuit.
He probably just did get the date wrong... but by one day
and the only person that got raptured was Macho Man
I'll be pissed if this actually happens this time, as I will miss my birthday and be deprived of German Chocolate Cake.
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on May 24, 2011, 05:19:52 PM
I'll be pissed if this actually happens this time, as I will miss my birthday and be deprived of German Chocolate Cake.
Have it on the 20th, and (if it doesn't happen) again on your actual birthday.
Any excuse for cake...
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on May 23, 2011, 03:36:22 PM
It depends on who they were, where they lived, and if they left their front door unlocked.
I thought one of them was Macho Man Randy Savage...I wouldn't touch that guys stuff even with him dead. He's fully capable of delivering a choke-slam from heaven.
Quote from: Luna on May 24, 2011, 02:44:11 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on May 24, 2011, 12:58:36 PM
Dear Luna,
There's not going to be an October 22, 2011, so there's no point in giving it to you. You wouldn't be able to spend it.
Best,
Harold Camping
Then there's no risk, now, is there? Think of it as a show of faith. Imagine how inspired the sheeple will be!
QuoteSounding as if he was hedging his best, Camping also said "I still have to live in a house, I still have to drive a car. What would be the value of that? If it is Judgement Day why would I give it away?"
http://lezgetreal.com/2011/05/invisible-rapture-happened-according-to-camping/
Called it :lulz:
I keep thinking there should be some kind of lolcat Invizzabul Rapchur meme...
Quote from: Doktor Blight on May 25, 2011, 03:05:30 AM
Quote from: Luna on May 24, 2011, 02:44:11 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on May 24, 2011, 12:58:36 PM
Dear Luna,
There's not going to be an October 22, 2011, so there's no point in giving it to you. You wouldn't be able to spend it.
Best,
Harold Camping
Then there's no risk, now, is there? Think of it as a show of faith. Imagine how inspired the sheeple will be!
QuoteSounding as if he was hedging his best, Camping also said "I still have to live in a house, I still have to drive a car. What would be the value of that? If it is Judgement Day why would I give it away?"
http://lezgetreal.com/2011/05/invisible-rapture-happened-according-to-camping/
Called it :lulz:
QuoteThe Rapture has failed to come and failed to go, but California preacher Harold Camping is not letting that stand in the way of his predictions, or, in fact, even letting it stand in the way of how his predictions are suppose to be. This past Saturday, 200 million Christians were suppose to be swept bodily into Heaven and a giant earthquake was suppose to roll across the world according to Camping. When that did not happen, what was a guy to do? Well, according to Camping, it was an invisible day of judgement and the world will still end on 21 October.
"Suppose to be"? "Hedging his best"? Do they not have editors?
Blog. So no.
The world will end invisibly and YOU BETTER BELIEVE THAT BCUZ IF YOU DON'T JESUS WILL THROW YOUR ASS IN THE LAKE OF FIRE. Which is also invisible.