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Started by Mangrove, May 12, 2011, 06:18:09 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#15
May 12, 2011, 07:42:34 PM
I just read his "proof", and he sort of makes one huge logical leap that isn't supported, even by his own beliefs.

:lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

AFK

#16
May 12, 2011, 07:44:33 PM
You know, this is a great marketing opportunity for us.  

The PD.COM Money Liquidators.

"Do you have a lot of money to burn before the end of the world?  Worried about being burdened with Unholy Cash when greeting St. Peter?  For a nominal fee, PD.COM Money Liquidators will take that pesky dough off your hands and send you off to the Next World with a clean and clear soul.  Act now and we'll throw in a Halo Cozy!"
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Elder Iptuous

#17
May 12, 2011, 08:55:02 PM
I've been surprised  by the number of Family Radio billboards up here in the DFW metroplex warning us all of the coming resurrection.

I wish i knew where one of them lived around here, so i could borrow my buddies trumpet and hide in the bushes outside their bedroom window that morning...

The Good Reverend Roger

#18
May 12, 2011, 08:58:29 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on May 12, 2011, 08:55:02 PM
I've been surprised  by the number of Family Radio billboards up here in the DFW metroplex warning us all of the coming resurrection.

I wish i knew where one of them lived around here, so i could borrow my buddies trumpet and hide in the bushes outside their bedroom window that morning...



:lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

#19
May 12, 2011, 09:01:24 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on May 12, 2011, 08:55:02 PM
I've been surprised  by the number of Family Radio billboards up here in the DFW metroplex warning us all of the coming resurrection.

I wish i knew where one of them lived around here, so i could borrow my buddies trumpet and hide in the bushes outside their bedroom window that morning...



Oooh, THAT is a thing of beauty, right there.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Laughin Jude

#20
May 12, 2011, 09:02:32 PM Last Edit: May 12, 2011, 09:04:14 PM by Laughin Jude
This crap always reminds me of the bit in To Dance With the White Dog where the old man sends a guy predicting the end of the world on the radio a check for a few bucks post-dated for the day after his predicted Armageddon.
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#21
May 12, 2011, 09:11:41 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on May 12, 2011, 07:34:34 PM
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on May 12, 2011, 06:20:30 PM
Lawrence O'Donnel was reporting last night that there are actual people who are buying into his nonsense.  (yeah, I guess that shouldn't be a surprise).

Some guy decided to stop paying into his 401(k) because he's convinced the world really is going to end.  Some other family with kids just blew all of their savings because, hey, the world's going to end, who needs money? 

Goddamn stupid idjits!

It's rare that I hope for the misfortune of others, but in this case I will make an exception.  I hope ALL of them blow all their money.

This.

Dysfunctional Cunt

#23
May 12, 2011, 09:47:35 PM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Did anyone else get this message?

QuoteSpecial Announcement:
Donations Server Temporarily Down

Family Radio's donation server is currently undergoing security maintenance. The donation page should be back up later today, however, if you would like to make a donation via credit or debit (ATM) card now, please call 1-800-543-1495 (Ext. 376) and a representative will help to process your donation. We apologize for the inconvenience.


I mean, why do they need any donations if the world is going to end in 9 days?

Luna

#24
May 12, 2011, 09:49:37 PM
Quote from: Khara on May 12, 2011, 09:45:51 PM
This is the same guy right?

http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/may21/



So, lemme get this straight.  IF a whole crapload of people disappear on May 21st, we have until October 21st to blow all of our cash and party until the whole world goes up like a candle?

Five months.  That's one HELL of a party...
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Juana

#25
May 12, 2011, 10:49:54 PM
Quote from: Khara on May 12, 2011, 09:47:35 PM
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Did anyone else get this message?

QuoteSpecial Announcement:
Donations Server Temporarily Down

Family Radio's donation server is currently undergoing security maintenance. The donation page should be back up later today, however, if you would like to make a donation via credit or debit (ATM) card now, please call 1-800-543-1495 (Ext. 376) and a representative will help to process your donation. We apologize for the inconvenience.


I mean, why do they need any donations if the world is going to end in 9 days?
To pay for billboards? There's a shit ton of them around here AND I'M SO EXCITED FOR THIS. I can't wait for the blank and terrified looks on the faces of my neighbors.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Luna

#26
May 12, 2011, 10:57:41 PM
Quote from: Hover Cat on May 12, 2011, 10:49:54 PM
Quote from: Khara on May 12, 2011, 09:47:35 PM
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Did anyone else get this message?

QuoteSpecial Announcement:
Donations Server Temporarily Down

Family Radio's donation server is currently undergoing security maintenance. The donation page should be back up later today, however, if you would like to make a donation via credit or debit (ATM) card now, please call 1-800-543-1495 (Ext. 376) and a representative will help to process your donation. We apologize for the inconvenience.


I mean, why do they need any donations if the world is going to end in 9 days?
To pay for billboards? There's a shit ton of them around here AND I'M SO EXCITED FOR THIS. I can't wait for the blank and terrified looks on the faces of my neighbors.

When you see them on the Day After, tell them that your parents/grandparents... (insert whatever relative you may have mentioned is very faithful) has vanished without a trace.  Oddest thing...
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Juana

#27
May 13, 2011, 12:43:48 AM
SO DOING THIS. SO. :lulz:
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Luna

#28
May 13, 2011, 02:15:46 AM
Quote from: Hover Cat on May 13, 2011, 12:43:48 AM
SO DOING THIS. SO. :lulz:
Bonus points if you get pics.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

The Commander

#29
May 13, 2011, 03:19:23 AM
Silly people...everyone knows the End of the World happened on 21 April 1863.

I suppose better late than never.
The Commander
DIA
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