I love this fucking otter.
http://stupidotter.blogspot.com/
You know... it's this kind of exclusive content that people buy a Kindle for.
http://www.amazon.com/Kidnapped-Spanked-Alien-ebook/dp/B004BA52LC/ref=sr_1_24?ie=UTF8&m=AG56TWVU5XWC2&s=digital-text&qid=1306368589&sr=1-24
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51YgZ5yrcOL._SL500_AA266_PIkin3,BottomRight,-16,34_AA300_SH20_OU01_.jpg)
Quote from: Nigel on May 26, 2011, 01:23:56 AM
You know... it's this kind of exclusive content that people buy a Kindle for.
http://www.amazon.com/Kidnapped-Spanked-Alien-ebook/dp/B004BA52LC/ref=sr_1_24?ie=UTF8&m=AG56TWVU5XWC2&s=digital-text&qid=1306368589&sr=1-24
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51YgZ5yrcOL._SL500_AA266_PIkin3,BottomRight,-16,34_AA300_SH20_OU01_.jpg)
This....the fuck.....
Quote from: Nigel on May 26, 2011, 01:23:56 AM
You know... it's this kind of exclusive content that people buy a Kindle for.
http://www.amazon.com/Kidnapped-Spanked-Alien-ebook/dp/B004BA52LC/ref=sr_1_24?ie=UTF8&m=AG56TWVU5XWC2&s=digital-text&qid=1306368589&sr=1-24
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51YgZ5yrcOL._SL500_AA266_PIkin3,BottomRight,-16,34_AA300_SH20_OU01_.jpg)
I am NOT paying $5.59 for bad sci-fi porn.
Go to eBooks, then Kindle Bestsellers. The right-hand column is a list of the top selling free books. There's usually a bunch of bodice-rippers in there, in between the "oh, God, save them" Christian fiction and the occasional sprinkling of other stuff. Occasionally some decent sci-fi/fantasy stuff (usually the first book of a series, to get you going), some nonfiction.
Luna, do they have free hardcore erotic romance novels? if that is available, imma get the wife a kindle and save a boatload of cash. (she burns through them quick, and they aren't cheap)
Quote from: Iptuous on May 26, 2011, 02:25:54 AM
Luna, do they have free hardcore erotic romance novels? if that is available, imma get the wife a kindle and save a boatload of cash. (she burns through them quick, and they aren't cheap)
Lemme see... The selection rotates, but today, we've got (just pulling a couple):
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51sw8UHUOHL._SS500_.jpg)
http://www.amazon.com/Bound-By-The-Heart-ebook/dp/B0046H9IBA/ref=zg_bstf_154606011_6
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51Knja7h7yL._SS500_.jpg)
http://www.amazon.com/Private-Games-ebook/dp/B0032C998W/ref=zg_bstf_154606011_11
Those look terrible enough to be completely worth it. :lulz:
There's a new stupid otter entry today: http://stupidotter.blogspot.com/
Quote from: Nigel on May 27, 2011, 06:32:01 AM
Those look terrible enough to be completely worth it. :lulz:
There's a new stupid otter entry today: http://stupidotter.blogspot.com/
The first looks like your standard bodice ripper, the other one is fairly hardcore.
Side bonus, Iptuous... They do not take up space in your house. If she goes through a lot of these, you likely have enough of the damn things to build a shed out of. She can fit a couple thousand of the damn things on the kindle.
My Kindle is scheduled for delivery today!
:jebus:
Quote from: Nigel on May 27, 2011, 02:49:48 PM
My Kindle is scheduled for delivery today!
:jebus:
:noodledance:
Awesome! You'll love it.
Quote from: Nigel on May 26, 2011, 01:17:28 AM
I love this fucking otter.
http://stupidotter.blogspot.com/
BOOKMARKED
Quote from: Luna on May 27, 2011, 10:51:10 AM
The first looks like your standard bodice ripper, the other one is fairly hardcore.
Side bonus, Iptuous... They do not take up space in your house. If she goes through a lot of these, you likely have enough of the damn things to build a shed out of. She can fit a couple thousand of the damn things on the kindle.
Well, that's the one part i would miss. i like building smut forts out of them and hiding in them to pop out of at her when she least expects it, and then ravage her after yelling, "I'm a pirate!" or, "I'm a benevolent and horny Incubus!", etc.
I think i'll research ereaders and get one for her. hopefully i can find a p2p resource for freely traded hardcore smut. she buys books by thumbing through them at the store and making sure that they don't try to slip in some tedious plotline, but they can often be tricky...
Quote from: Iptuous on May 27, 2011, 05:00:53 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 27, 2011, 10:51:10 AM
The first looks like your standard bodice ripper, the other one is fairly hardcore.
Side bonus, Iptuous... They do not take up space in your house. If she goes through a lot of these, you likely have enough of the damn things to build a shed out of. She can fit a couple thousand of the damn things on the kindle.
Well, that's the one part i would miss. i like building smut forts out of them and hiding in them to pop out of at her when she least expects it, and then ravage her after yelling, "I'm a pirate!" or, "I'm a benevolent and horny Incubus!", etc.
:lulz: Your wife is a lucky lady.
QuoteI think i'll research ereaders and get one for her. hopefully i can find a p2p resource for freely traded hardcore smut. she buys books by thumbing through them at the store and making sure that they don't try to slip in some tedious plotline, but they can often be tricky...
Oh, it's out there. :wink:
Quote from: Nigel on May 26, 2011, 01:23:56 AM
You know... it's this kind of exclusive content that people buy a Kindle for.
http://www.amazon.com/Kidnapped-Spanked-Alien-ebook/dp/B004BA52LC/ref=sr_1_24?ie=UTF8&m=AG56TWVU5XWC2&s=digital-text&qid=1306368589&sr=1-24
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51YgZ5yrcOL._SL500_AA266_PIkin3,BottomRight,-16,34_AA300_SH20_OU01_.jpg)
WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN
Quote from: Suu on May 27, 2011, 05:18:41 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 26, 2011, 01:23:56 AM
You know... it's this kind of exclusive content that people buy a Kindle for.
http://www.amazon.com/Kidnapped-Spanked-Alien-ebook/dp/B004BA52LC/ref=sr_1_24?ie=UTF8&m=AG56TWVU5XWC2&s=digital-text&qid=1306368589&sr=1-24
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51YgZ5yrcOL._SL500_AA266_PIkin3,BottomRight,-16,34_AA300_SH20_OU01_.jpg)
WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN
Apparently, a contender for the title "Worst Sci Fi book EVAR."
Quote from: Iptuous on May 27, 2011, 05:00:53 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 27, 2011, 10:51:10 AM
The first looks like your standard bodice ripper, the other one is fairly hardcore.
Side bonus, Iptuous... They do not take up space in your house. If she goes through a lot of these, you likely have enough of the damn things to build a shed out of. She can fit a couple thousand of the damn things on the kindle.
Well, that's the one part i would miss. i like building smut forts out of them and hiding in them to pop out of at her when she least expects it, and then ravage her after yelling, "I'm a pirate!" or, "I'm a benevolent and horny Incubus!", etc.
I think i'll research ereaders and get one for her. hopefully i can find a p2p resource for freely traded hardcore smut. she buys books by thumbing through them at the store and making sure that they don't try to slip in some tedious plotline, but they can often be tricky...
I use library.nu.
Quote from: Luna on May 26, 2011, 02:53:11 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on May 26, 2011, 02:25:54 AM
Luna, do they have free hardcore erotic romance novels? if that is available, imma get the wife a kindle and save a boatload of cash. (she burns through them quick, and they aren't cheap)
Lemme see... The selection rotates, but today, we've got (just pulling a couple):
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51sw8UHUOHL._SS500_.jpg)
http://www.amazon.com/Bound-By-The-Heart-ebook/dp/B0046H9IBA/ref=zg_bstf_154606011_6
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51Knja7h7yL._SS500_.jpg)
http://www.amazon.com/Private-Games-ebook/dp/B0032C998W/ref=zg_bstf_154606011_11
QuoteIf you enjoyed PRIVATE GAMES, don't miss these sizzling stories, also by Tawny Taylor:
Slave of Duty
Girl Enslaved
Double Take
Claim Me
Conquered
Enslaved by Sin
Wild Knights
Wicked Knights
Wanton Knights
Wild, Wicked & Wanton
:x
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 27, 2011, 11:24:47 PM
QuoteIf you enjoyed PRIVATE GAMES, don't miss these sizzling stories, also by Tawny Taylor:
Slave of Duty
Girl Enslaved
Double Take
Claim Me
Conquered
Enslaved by Sin
Wild Knights
Wicked Knights
Wanton Knights
Wild, Wicked & Wanton
I know a wild, wicked, and wanton knight or two...
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 27, 2011, 11:24:47 PM
QuoteIf you enjoyed PRIVATE GAMES, don't miss these sizzling stories, also by Tawny Taylor:
Slave of Duty
Girl Enslaved
Double Take
Claim Me
Conquered
Enslaved by Sin
Wild Knights
Wicked Knights
Wanton Knights
Wild, Wicked & Wanton
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
The titles are a continuous source of amusement for me.
we currently have "Ravished by a Viking" sitting on the throne in the library...
:lol:
SWEET MERCIFUL FUCK
MY FRIEND GIFTED ME THIS BOOK AND IT'S FUCKING AWFUL
AND HILARIOUS
WHAT THE HELL
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51HccMvz06L._SL500_AA266_PIkin3,BottomRight,-19,34_AA300_SH20_OU01_.jpg)
http://www.amazon.com/My-Minotaur-ebook/dp/B004P5NQ52/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&m=AG56TWVU5XWC2&s=digital-text&qid=1306544614&sr=1-1
This might ACTUALLY be the worst thing I've ever read, and not just because it's poorly-written. :horrormirth:
Maybe I need to start augmenting my income with completely stupid pornographic literature.
Quote from: Nigel on May 28, 2011, 02:09:19 AM
Maybe I need to start augmenting my income with completely stupid pornographic literature.
If it starts into the smut within the first four pages, doesn't have any sections of plot longer than a few pages, and does not have any guy on guy, then Mrs. Iptuous will contribute to your fund.
also, try to vary the terminology for genitals a bit. it seems that various authors will stick to one single euphemism for an entire book...
i'm surprised there aren't websites that you can dial in the characteristics that you desire, and have it spit out a generated smut novel yet. these are the days of miracles and magic. why don't we have infinite tailored smut?
Quote from: Iptuous on May 28, 2011, 03:22:21 AM
Quote from: Nigel on May 28, 2011, 02:09:19 AM
Maybe I need to start augmenting my income with completely stupid pornographic literature.
If it starts into the smut within the first four pages, doesn't have any sections of plot longer than a few pages, and does not have any guy on guy, then Mrs. Iptuous will contribute to your fund.
also, try to vary the terminology for genitals a bit. it seems that various authors will stick to one single euphemism for an entire book...
i'm surprised there aren't websites that you can dial in the characteristics that you desire, and have it spit out a generated smut novel yet. these are the days of miracles and magic. why don't we have infinite tailored smut?
Oh. SOMEBODY could make a mint on that!
Hahaha:
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1374761?ref=W_Ask&utm_source=Ask
QuoteHow does a mice poop smell like is it very bad?
GODMOTHERFUCKINGDAMN WITH A SHARP STICK TO THE EYE WHAT http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBC6z6xcnFM&feature=player_embedded
FUCK ME
Quote from: Your Mom on June 01, 2011, 07:19:55 AM
GODMOTHERFUCKINGDAMN WITH A SHARP STICK TO THE EYE WHAT http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBC6z6xcnFM&feature=player_embedded
FUCK ME
:x
Quote from: Luna on June 01, 2011, 10:12:35 AM
Quote from: Your Mom on June 01, 2011, 07:19:55 AM
GODMOTHERFUCKINGDAMN WITH A SHARP STICK TO THE EYE WHAT http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBC6z6xcnFM&feature=player_embedded
FUCK ME
:x
:sadbanana:
Um...wut? :lulz: Goddammit there's some really bad shit out there.
I just don't even
:?:hi5::x:1fap:
These kids are cooler than any one of you (or I) could ever be.
http://noisey.vice.com/blog/unlocking-the-truth-is-the-most-brutal-sixth-grade-metal-band-ever-ever-ever-ever
ONE WOMAN'S STRUGGLE TO REUSE HER PENIS CAKE MOLD (http://www.bforbel.com/2013/06/one-womans-struggle-to-reuse-her-penis-cake-mould-im-dyingggg.html)
Psychotherapy works as well, and better, online as it does face to face:
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2013/07/130730091255.htm?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+sciencedaily%2Fmind_brain+%28ScienceDaily%3A+Mind+%26+Brain+News%29