You may now shower your adoration and respectful praise upon we, the admins, your rightful and just rulers and betters.
TGRR,
Pee-Stained Dentures? Never heard of 'em.
Fuck off.
Quote from: Golden Applesauce on May 31, 2011, 09:40:42 PM
Fuck off.
That right there is a violation of the "respect" rule, that is.
You, Ma'am, can just go sit in a corner and think about your misdeeds.
:lulz:
Quote from: Your Mom on May 31, 2011, 09:49:29 PM
:lulz:
You'll be laughing out the other side of your neck when you get banned.
I don't want to do it, but I'll be outvoted. You may rest assured, however, that I will raise holy hell about it, just not where you can see.
I, for one, respect and venerate our jizz mopper overlords. Where would we be if they did not do the thankless and sticky work of cleaning up after us? Rolling around in our own filthy secretions.... er, why do we need them again?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 31, 2011, 09:50:58 PM
Quote from: Your Mom on May 31, 2011, 09:49:29 PM
:lulz:
You'll be laughing out the other side of your neck when you get banned.
I don't want to do it, but I'll be outvoted. You may rest assured, however, that I will raise holy hell about it, just not where you can see.
I's sorry. I repent for my foolhardiness.
Johnny Depp pudding wrestling.
Oh, kind and most benevolent admins, I am afraid our life must seem very dull and quiet compared to yours. We are but eight score young blondes and brunettes, all between sixteen and nineteen and a half, cut off in this forum with no one to protect us! Oh, it is a lonely life -- bathing, dressing, undressing, making exciting underwear.... We are just not used to handsome admins!
Quote from: Doktor Phox on May 31, 2011, 09:51:42 PM
I, for one, respect and venerate our jizz mopper overlords. Where would we be if they did not do the thankless and sticky work of cleaning up after us? Rolling around in our own filthy secretions.... er, why do we need them again?
Because we have put in the time and effort to research the holy texts, and besides, our families have been Discordians since the 11th Century. Except ECH, whose family has been Discordian since the Lower Paleolithic Age.
And you really should be lining up to have wisdom dispensed to you. We didn't study this shit for 30 years for nothing.
Quote from: Doktor Phox on May 31, 2011, 09:51:42 PM
I, for one, respect and venerate our jizz mopper overlords. Where would we be if they did not do the thankless and sticky work of cleaning up after us? Rolling around in our own filthy secretions.... er, why do we need them again?
To mop up after GIGGLES.
There's some things NOBODY wants to roll in.
Quote from: Luna on May 31, 2011, 10:09:13 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on May 31, 2011, 09:51:42 PM
I, for one, respect and venerate our jizz mopper overlords. Where would we be if they did not do the thankless and sticky work of cleaning up after us? Rolling around in our own filthy secretions.... er, why do we need them again?
To mop up after GIGGLES.
There's some things NOBODY wants to roll in.
OFUK. I forgot about GIGGLES. :scared:
I repent, oh mighty masters! Please dispense your wisdom upon us!
Dear Mods and Admins of PD.com:
We are trying to sacrifice a sufficiently worthy creature to stay your wrath.
First we wanted to slay a billy goat, but the troll under the bridge got sick of their bullshit and ate them a long time ago.
Then we wanted to slay a bald eagle, but it turns out that they just sit around gorging on sickly looking fish as pale shadows of their former selves.
Then we wanted to slay a spider, but they were too big and the team we sent out came back in suits hocking pills and talking about American Idol.
Then we wanted to slay a person, but there aren't any more, just these things that look like them.
Then we wanted to slay those things in the sewers, but they sang such pretty songs and we forgot why we went there and we came home.
So please accept this sacrifice of sausage we got from the supermarket two days ago, and if the whippings are necessary at least let them be sexy.
Yours, Peasants and Hirelings.
Quote from: Doktor Phox on May 31, 2011, 10:11:35 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 31, 2011, 10:09:13 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on May 31, 2011, 09:51:42 PM
I, for one, respect and venerate our jizz mopper overlords. Where would we be if they did not do the thankless and sticky work of cleaning up after us? Rolling around in our own filthy secretions.... er, why do we need them again?
To mop up after GIGGLES.
There's some things NOBODY wants to roll in.
OFUK. I forgot about GIGGLES. :scared:
I repent, oh mighty masters! Please dispense your wisdom upon us!
Look it up yourself. We had to.
C_A TGRR,
Doesn't have time to explain EVERYTHING to noobs.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 31, 2011, 10:17:03 PM
Dear Mods and Admins of PD.com:
We are trying to sacrifice a sufficiently worthy creature to stay your wrath.
First we wanted to slay a billy goat, but the troll under the bridge got sick of their bullshit and ate them a long time ago.
Then we wanted to slay a bald eagle, but it turns out that they just sit around gorging on sickly looking fish as pale shadows of their former selves.
Then we wanted to slay a spider, but they were too big and the team we sent out came back in suits hocking pills and talking about American Idol.
Then we wanted to slay a person, but there aren't any more, just these things that look like them.
Then we wanted to slay those things in the sewers, but they sang such pretty songs and we forgot why we went there and we came home.
So please accept this sacrifice of sausage we got from the supermarket two days ago, and if the whippings are necessary at least let them be sexy.
Yours, Peasants and Hirelings.
Then commission me a WOMP of ECH. Make it SEXY.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 31, 2011, 10:17:03 PM
Dear Mods and Admins of PD.com:
We are trying to sacrifice a sufficiently worthy creature to stay your wrath.
First we wanted to slay a billy goat, but the troll under the bridge got sick of their bullshit and ate them a long time ago.
Then we wanted to slay a bald eagle, but it turns out that they just sit around gorging on sickly looking fish as pale shadows of their former selves.
Then we wanted to slay a spider, but they were too big and the team we sent out came back in suits hocking pills and talking about American Idol.
Then we wanted to slay a person, but there aren't any more, just these things that look like them.
Then we wanted to slay those things in the sewers, but they sang such pretty songs and we forgot why we went there and we came home.
So please accept this sacrifice of sausage we got from the supermarket two days ago, and if the whippings are necessary at least let them be sexy.
Yours, Peasants and Hirelings.
I was trying to come up with something worthy, but EoC just talks too damn pretty.
I'd offer to sacrifice the leftover bacon from this weekend, but these spags went through SIX POUNDS, from Saturday through Monday morning...
I can offer to make the SPECIAL blackberry sundays for anybody who wants to make it here... (They won't ship well, I assure you.) Ask Cram, Trip, Richter, or one of the others who got one. (By the time I was making them, I wasn't REALLY sober any more, and stuff happened...)
Kiss my ass, admin scum! :argh!:
I have no worthy sacrifice. :cry:
I can offer my first born but you would end up charging me to take him back....
All mods should be drawn and quartered.
This is what happens when you fuckers let Roger get bored.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 31, 2011, 10:17:54 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 31, 2011, 10:17:03 PM
Dear Mods and Admins of PD.com:
We are trying to sacrifice a sufficiently worthy creature to stay your wrath.
First we wanted to slay a billy goat, but the troll under the bridge got sick of their bullshit and ate them a long time ago.
Then we wanted to slay a bald eagle, but it turns out that they just sit around gorging on sickly looking fish as pale shadows of their former selves.
Then we wanted to slay a spider, but they were too big and the team we sent out came back in suits hocking pills and talking about American Idol.
Then we wanted to slay a person, but there aren't any more, just these things that look like them.
Then we wanted to slay those things in the sewers, but they sang such pretty songs and we forgot why we went there and we came home.
So please accept this sacrifice of sausage we got from the supermarket two days ago, and if the whippings are necessary at least let them be sexy.
Yours, Peasants and Hirelings.
Then commission me a WOMP of ECH. Make it SEXY.
I already WOMPed ECH in like, two other threads.
Either you're forgetful or I am a prophet.
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 31, 2011, 10:42:01 PM
This is what happens when you fuckers let Roger get bored.
If he came to Connecticut with the rest of us he wouldn't have been.
Though, I might have been scared about the perfect storm of Trip, Cram and Roger all under the same roof. It sounds fun and frightening all at the same time.
Dear Administration and Moderation Team,
Fascist moderation is so mainstream.
Love,
Coyote
No gods, no masters!
Quote from: Canis latrans securis on June 01, 2011, 08:06:28 AM
Dear Administration and Moderation Team,
Fascist moderation is so mainstream.
Love,
Coyote
That's a ban.
Dear Admins and Mods:
I offer one finger on each hand, held up high.
Kisses,
Alphapance.
Quote from: Faust on June 01, 2011, 10:19:11 AM
Quote from: Canis latrans securis on June 01, 2011, 08:06:28 AM
Dear Administration and Moderation Team,
Fascist moderation is so mainstream.
Love,
Coyote
That's a ban.
Why so unhip?
Come on you guise, as long as some of them are almost definitely speaking in our defense on the secret mods forum I don't see what the big deal is.
We should behave with civility and discretion, which in this context means mewling deference and keeping hush-hush about anything that could reflect poorly on the admins.
I don't know why everybody's so hard on the mods, they're doing the best they can! We should be sending them sparkles and good energy and flirting grotesquely with them in the delusional hope that being favored by someone with a meaningless title on an abandoned internet forum confers some kind of increase in social status.
I am so sorry for my previous posts. My chakras were clogging up my sephiroth.
Quote from: Canis latrans securis on June 01, 2011, 04:30:42 PM
I am so sorry for my previous posts. My chakras were clogging up my sephiroth.
Maybe you need to do a Lesser Ritual of the Banishing Pentabarf?
The New Revised Fifth Pentabarf clearly states, "We believe you are fobidden to read."
Discordians who do rituals clearly aren't Real Discordians.
Chaos religion! Stick apart! What part of these do you not understand? You can moan all you like, but this was clearly set down in the rules by Kerry Thornley in -8000 BC, and if you don't like it, that's fine, but you cant call yourself a Discordian.
HEY MODS AND JIZZ MOPPERS CAN SUCK MY DIIIIICKK
Waitwhat? There are mods?
jk you guys are great, etc, and totally appreciated by this weird girl who occasionally posts smileys and pictures of kittens sometimes.
<3 eve